Ketchup Coipse

1hls man drank keLchup hls whole llfe keLchup was hls hobby passlon and
eLernal companlon 1he docLors were baffled by hls rare condlLlon whlch allowed
hlm Lo consume 3 boLLles of keLchup a day whlch he sLored ln a secreL cablneL ln
hls house Cne day he walked around hls house ln search of a dellclous boLLle of
reddlsh goodness Pe found one and Lhen saL down Lo drlnk lL Pe also happened
Lo Lake 2 sleeplng pllls for Lhe flrsL Llme ln hls llfe because he had noL been able
Lo sleep and was havlng Lrouble aL work AfLer Laklng and drlnklng Lhe pllls and
keLchup and empLylng one more boLLle lnLo hls mouLh he declded he dld noL
feel Llred aL all and seL ouL Lo have a walk AbouL 13 mlnuLes ln he suddenly fell
asleep whlle sLandlng and so he fell and became unconsclous 1he keLchup boLLle
whlch he was carrylng ln hls hand spllled all over hls body 1hen people sLarLed Lo
gaLher around hlm and mosL were compleLely convlnced LhaL Lhe man was ln
facL dead 1hen Lhrough Lhe mob people sLarLed blamlng each oLher lrancls Lhe
carpenLer blamed Suzy Lhe Lallor AlberL Lhe accounLanL blamed Mary Penry Lhe
posLman's wlfe 1hls happened for a very long Llme unLll Lhe man suddenly
shlfLed and sLarLed Lo geL up Cf course everyone Lhen sLarLed screamlng and
LhoughL he was a zomble comlng Lo klll Lhem AfLer all nobody could bleed LhaL
much and sLay allve 1hen he explalned everyLhlng and mosL laughed buL some
a few days laLer sLlll were angry aL Lhe man for causlng such a fuss