HISTRY OF the WORLD

Wirten by Wynard, age 31

The first 6800 years before recorded history Not a whole lot. First 800 years of recorded history A buncha lame crap about Dwarves and Elves and Dragons. 823 HUMANS!!!! 940 War of the ancients. Humanity rules, old races drool! Dragons and Dwarves take the worst of it. 970 The Human tribes split into different kingdoms. Now they have a reason to fight each other besides everybody else, too. 1300 Global peace is declared not only between the Human kingdoms but also all the demi-races, by King Alexander the Tenderfooted of House Errata. 1302 Alexander is assassinated, under mysterious circumstances his 15 year old son Aelsar the NotEntirely-Reliable rises to power. That same year war happens again. 1330 Aelsar the Etcetera dies from being pushed off a mountain. No charges were pressed. 1334 A band of Militia from the port town of Stonewalling find out about a secret plot by Dwarves to take over the town and launch an attack on Castle Errata from there. This would have been an awful move strategically but that's apparently what they were gonna do. The Dwarves are slaughtered by a ragtag team of Humans, thus accidentally inventing the adventurer profession. 1335 The Dwarves claim there never was a conspiracy against House Errata and that the adventurers had slaughtered an underground village of theirs. In response, King Fenan the Overcompensating screamed OH YEAH? WELL, FUCK YOU! and declared war on the Dwarves. 1338 The Dwarves go extinct, right down to the last survivor of the war of the ancients. They forever go into Human history as being cowards and pathological liars. Since then, many more adventurers have begun operating, many working as mercenaries in the war against the Dwarves. 1339 Growing restless after the war, many war veterans retire and start a life of adventuring, for the first time enticing other races to begin adventuring as well. Between like, 1340 and 1500 or whatever - Dragons are hunted to near extinction by the adventurers. It's theorized that many of the dragons started inbreeding to keep their species alive, with the Dargonkin as the ultimate result. Meaning that Dargonkin are literally retard dragon babies. 1800? - Present time, I think. Might be 1806 or something like that