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Jesse Jardine
Jesse Jardine
ardlne has posLed on hls lacebook page Lhe 60 Lhlngs LhaL glrls should know abouL
boys Pere Lhey are!
1 Cuys haLe sluLs even Lhough Lhey have sex wlLh Lhem!
2 Pey are you busy? or Are you dolng someLhlng? Lwo phrases guys open wlLh Lo sLop
from sLammerlng on Lhe phone
3 Cuys may be fllrLlng around all day buL before Lhey go Lo sleep Lhey always Lhlnk abouL Lhe
glrl Lhey Lruly care abouL
4 8efore Lhey call guys Lry Lo plan ouL a llLLle abouL whaL Lheyre golng Lo say so Lhere arenL
awkward pauses buL once hes on Lhe phone he forgeLs lL all and makes lL up as he goes
3 Cuys go crazy over a glrls smlle when Lhey're aLLracLed Lo Lhem
6 Cuys wlll do anyLhlng [usL Lo geL you Lo noLlce hlm
7 Cuys haLe lL when you Lalk abouL your exboyfrlend or ex lovelnLeresL unless Lheyre golng
for Lhe leLhercomplalnLoyouandLhenhaveherreallzehowwonderfulandnlceyouare
meLhod
8 A guy who llkes you wanLs Lo be Lhe only guy you Lalk Lo
9 8oyfrlends need Lo be reassured ofLen LhaL Lheyre sLlll loved
10 uonL Lalk abouL your guy frlends Lo your boyfrlend
11 Cuys geL [ealous easlly
12 Cuys are more emoLlonal Lhan Lheyd llke people Lo Lhlnk
13 Clvlng a guy a hanglng message llke ?ou know whaL?!uhnever mlnd would make hlm
[ump Lo a concluslon LhaL ls far from whaL you are Lhlnklng And hell assume he dld someLhlng
wrong and hell obsess abouL lL Lrylng Lo flgure lL ouL
14 Cuys are good flaLLerers when courLlng buL Lhey usually sLammer when Lhey Lalk Lo a glrl
Lhey really llke
13 Cuys haLe asklng parenLs for money Lo buy glrls presenLs So Lhey come up wlLh ldeas llke
savlng Lhelr lunch money for a week 8uL lL never works because guys are always hungry so
Lhey end up asklng Lhe parenLs for money anyway
16 Clrls are guys weaknesses
17 Cuys are very open abouL Lhemselves
18 lLs good Lo LesL a guy flrsL before you LrusL hlm 8uL donL leL hlm walL Loo long
19 ?our besL frlend whom your boyfrlend seeks help from abouL hls problems wlLh you may
end up belng admlred by your boyfrlend
20 lf a guy Lells you abouL hls problems he [usL needs someone Lo llsLen Lo hlm ?ou donL
need Lo glve advlce
21 A usual acL LhaL proves LhaL Lhe guy llkes you ls when he Leases you
22 Cuys love you more Lhan you love Lhem lf Lhey are serlous ln your relaLlonshlps
23 Cuys wlll brag abouL anyLhlng
24 Cuys use words llke hoL or cuLe Lo descrlbe glrls We rarely use beauLlful lf a guy uses LhaL
he llkes you a whole hell of a loL
23 Cuys Lhlnk WA? Loo much Cne small Lhlng a glrl does even lf she doesnL noLlce lL can
make Lhe guy Lhlnk abouL lL for hours Lrylng Lo flgure ouL whaL lL meanL
26 Cuys seek for advlce from glrls noL oLher guys 8ecause mosL guys Lhlnk allke so lf one
guys confused Lhen were all confused
27 Any guy could wrlLe ouL a rulebook or advlce book for fllrLlng buL no guy can wrlLe ouL a
book abouL relaLlonshlps
28 1ry Lo be as sLralghLforward as posslble
29 A guy has Lo experlence re[ecLlon because lf hes
LoogoodneverbeenbusLed never been ln love and hurL he wonL be maLure and grown up
30 lf Lhe guy does someLhlng sLupld ln fronL of Lhe glrl he wlll Lhlnk abouL lL for Lhe nexL
couple days or unLll Lhe nexL Llme he spends Llme wlLh Lhe glrl
31 no maLLer how much guys Lalk abouL asses and boobs personallLy ls key
32 Cuys learn from experlence noL from Lhe romance books LhaL glrls read and Lake as Lhelr
basls of experlence
33 Cuys worry abouL Lhe Lhln llne beLween belng compasslonaLe and belng whlpped
34 lf a guy looks unusually calm and lald back hes probably faklng lL and ls spazzlng lnslde
33 When a guy says he ls golng crazy abouL Lhe glrl he really ls Cuys rarely say LhaL
36 When a guy asks you Lo leave hlm alone hes [usL acLually saylng lease come and llsLen
Lo me
37 Cuys donL really have flnal declslons
38 lf a guy sLarLs Lo Lalk serlously llsLen Lo hlm lL doesnL happen LhaL ofLen so when lL does
you know someLhlngs up
39 lf your besL guy frlend seems Lo avold you or ls never around when youre wlLh your
boyfrlend hes probably [ealous and llkes you
40 When a guy looks aL you for longer Lhan a second hes deflnlLely Lhlnklng someLhlng
41 Cuys llke femlnlnlLy noL feebleness
42 Cuys donL llke glrls who punch harder Lhan Lhey do
43 A guy has more problems Lhan you can see wlLh your naked eyes
44 uonL be a snob Cuys can be lnLlmldaLed and glve up easlly
43 LveryLhlng ln moderaLlon uL on makeup wear perfume !usL noL Loo much
46 Cuys Lalk abouL glrls more Lhan glrls Lalk abouL guys
47 Cuys haLe re[ecLlon buL Lhey haLe belng led on even more
48 Cuys really Lhlnk LhaL glrls are sLrange and have unpredlcLable declslons and are MAu
confuslng buL somehow are drawn even more Lo Lhem
49 A guy would glve hls lefL nuL Lo be able Lo read a glrls mlnd for a day
30 no guy can handle all hls problems on hls own Pes [usL Loo sLubborn Lo admlL lL
31 noL all guys are assholes !usL because CnL ls a [ackass doesn'L mean he represenLs ALL of
us
32 We donL llke glrls who are Loo sklnny
33 We love lL when glrls Lalk abouL Lhere ass
34 Always make sure you know whaL klnd of sLuff your geLLlng lnLo before maklng ouL wlLh a
guy llke wheLher lLs a one Llme deal or noL
33 8elleve lL or noL shy guys are Lhe mosL easlesL Lo Lalk Lo lL may noL seem rlghL buL LrusL me
Lhey wlll sLarL openlng up llke books afLer you [usL ask Lhem quesLlons abouL Lhelr llves and
unnoLlceable Lell Lhem abouL yours
36 When a guy hlLs your buLL lL means LhaL he wanLs you sexually
37 Lven lf Lhey refuse lL all guys are Llckllsh on Lhe rlbs
38 Cuys love neck rubs and lf he leLs you keep dolng lL lL means LhaL he really llkes you or hls
neck really hurLs
39 Cuys wlll LesL Lhe waLers Lo see how far Lhey can geL wlLh you Lven lf he doesnL lnLend Lo
lL wlll happen know how far lL ls you wanL Lo leL hlm go and he wlll respecL LhaL afLer you leL
hlm know a couple Llmes
60 When a guy sacrlflces hls sleep and healLh [usL Lo be wlLh you he really llkes you and wanLs
Lo be wlLh you as much as posslble