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Make You Laugh # Make You Laugh # 33

Advice is wbat we ask for Advice is wbat we ask for
wben we already know tbe wben we already know tbe
answer but answer but wisb we didnt wisb we didnt. .
-- Erica Erica )ong )ong
Never interrupt your enemy
wben be is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte
Wben I eventually met Mr.
Rigbt I bad no idea tbat bis
first name was Always.
I dont know tbe key to success
but I know tbe key to failure is
trying to please everybody.
- Bill Cosby
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but
most stupid people are conservative.
- )obn Stuart Mill
I never tbink of tbe future I never tbink of tbe future
it comes soon enougb it comes soon enougb. .
Albert Einstein Albert Einstein
If you dont know wbere you
are going, you will wind up
somewbere else!
- Yogl Berru.
Marriage is
wben a man and
woman become
as one, tbe
trouble starts
wben tbey try
to decide
wbicb one.
Im an excellent bousekeeper. Every time I get
a divorce, I keep tbe bouse.- Zsa Zsa Cabor
Tbe trouble witb being
punctual is tbat nobodys
tbere to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. )ones.
A lot of people are
afraid of beigbts. Not me,
Im afraid of widtbs.
- Steven Wrigbt.
)ust because nobody
complains doesnt mean all
paracbutes are perfect.
- Benny Hill.
Life is wbat bappens to Life is wbat bappens to
you wbile you wbile youre busy youre busy
making otber plans making otber plans
-- ohn Iennon. ohn Iennon.
Everybody is born witb
genius, but most people only
keep it a few minutes.
- Anonymous.
Tbe most dangerous
position in wbicb to
sleep is witb your feet
on your office desk.
- Anonymous.
Unly two tbings are necessary to keep ones wife bappy. Une is to let ber
tbink sbe is baving ber own way, and tbe otber is to let ber bave it.
- Lyndon B. )obnson
As you get older tbree tbings bappen. Tbe first is your
memory goes, and I cant remember tbe otber two.
-Sir Norman Wisdom
Expecting tbe world to treat you
fairly because you are good is like
expecting tbe bull not to cbarge
because you are a vegetarian.
- Dennis Wboley
Middle age is wben your age starts to sbow around your middle.
- Bob Hope
A successful man is one wbo makes
more money tban bis wife can spend.
A successful woman is one wbo
can find sucb a man.
- Iunu 1urner
I found tbere was
only one way to look
tbin: bang out witb
fat people.
- oJney ungerflelJ
For tbere is notbing
eitber good or bad,
tbinking makes it so.
- William Sbakespeare
You can pretend to be serious,
you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacba Cuitry
It's not tbe size of tbe Dog in tbe figbt,
It's tbe size of tbe figbt in tbe Cat {Dog].
- Mark Twain
Friends may come and go, Friends may come and go,
but enemies but enemies accumulate accumulate. .
Tbank You Very Mucb
Sompong Yusoontorn