Immediate Release December 8th, 2011 Contact: Kristen Barker: 513.403.9963 Katy Heins: 513.314.

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Billionaires Kick-off Petition Drive for More Tax Breaks (Cincinnati) Dressed to the nines, billionaires will gather at Fountain Square on Friday, December 9th at 12 noon to kick off their petition drive to change Ohio tax law to allow tax exemptions for 2 Lear Jet households.

Really it can be any brand of jet, says petition organizer Leah Jett. As good capitalists, we need to be able to get to our plantation in Costa Rica and off to ski in Vale for exercise and tan ourselves in Cannes with movie stars. And goodness, my husband and I dont always have the same manicure appointment in the same country! declared Jett.

As the Billionaires for Tax Evasion, we believe this tax credit to the top tenth of a percent (0.1%) of Americans will spur jobs. Somebody will need to be cleaning and gassing up both our jets, states spokesperson Mr. Les A. Faire.

As the Billionaires for Tax evasion we want to have our voice heard. The petition for more tax breaks for the super wealthy is good for us. We like that.

With our petition for more tax breaks we will counter the drum beat of the 99% of Americans who say they are hurting in this economy that we, Billionaires, have created for ourselves. We reject things like closing corporate loopholes; we are urging more. We think by protecting Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid, we are causing our elderly to get too dependent on food and health care when they could get jobs cleaning jets. We are concerned about the call to cut pentagon spending when we billionaires get so many lucrative contracts to rebuild countries the military destroys. Finally, we are adamantly opposed to public investment in jobs. Why put hard earned tax dollars into the idle working class, especially with out-dated ideas like infrastructure projects. Who needs roads when we can fly! says billionaire Frida Market. -30-