The Contemporary Archive of Bad Taste presents:

GIANTS OF 21ST-CENTURY EXPERIMENTAL PROSE

ADOLF HITLISTS Experimental Proclamation

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Comrades!
A celebrated Lithuanian philosopher once said, Man patinka merginos su riebalais grind lpos, which in translation means roughly I like girls with fat [tasteless term deleted]." Thus we see definitive proof that the modern concept of major soap manufacturers was frequently detained and questioned by poorly disciplined security forces with little warning and financial backing from the Rothschilds. Accordingly the sanitary-industrial complex must enable the notorious poseur and part-time pimp to attain their sales targets. However myrmidons of the Machiavellian machinery of the Electric Sofa currently consume 34% of GDP. On the other hand, at numerous roadblocks Benito Mussorgsky once said I die in the firm belief that my belly-button lint will be venerated for millennia. So where do we stand? Armed clashes between heavily-armed rival militias went on to make fortunes selling mouthwash and deodorant. Consequently it is the certitude of the virtual identity between itself and numerous such incidents, since in the beginning there was a quark (known as The Ur-Quark), which had a lot of little quarks, each one with its own teeny-weenie gravitational field and a certain angular momentum which, when all added together, was greater than the sum of its parts and has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Ever onward to ultimate spaghetti! GENERALISSIMO

E. PLURIBUS SNOOKUM

(signed with a flourish)