abacinateTo blind by putting a hot copper basin near someone's eyesabderianGiven to incessant or idiotic laughterabecedarianA person who is learning

the alphabetabliguritionExcessive spending on food and drinkaccubationThe practice of eating or drinking while lying downadelphepothiaAn incestuous desire for one's sisteradelphirexiaAn incestuous desire for one's nephewadelphithymiaAn incestuous desire for one's nieceadoxographySkilled writing on an unimportant subjectaeolistA pompous windy bore who pretends to have inspirationagelastA person who never laughsagerasiaThe state of looking younger than one actually isagraffeThe wire that holds the cork in a champagne bottlealgeriningProwling around with the intent to commit burglaryalphamegamiaThe marriage between a young woman and an older mananopisthographyThe practice of writing on one side of the paperapodyopsisThe act of mentally undressing someoneautohagiographerOne who speaks or writes in a smug fashion about their own life and accomplishmentsautolatryThe worship of one's selfautotonsorialistOne who cuts their own hair

B
basorexiaAn overwhelming desire to neck or kissbathykolpianDeep-bosomedbatrachophagousOne who eats frogsblandiloquentSpeaking in a flattering or ingratiating mannerbletcherousPertaining to something poorly or disgustingly designedbombilateTo loudly hum or buzz continuouslyborborygmusThe rumbling sound of gas passing through the intestinebrevirostrateHaving a short nosebromidrosisStrongly smelling perspirationbrontideThe low rumbling of distant thunder

C
cachinnationLoud or hysterical laughtercacoethesA bad habit or insatiable urgecagamosisAn unhappy marriagecallipygeanHaving well-shaped buttockscancatervateTo heap up into a pilecapernoitedSlightly intoxicated or tipsycataglottismKissing using the tongue, French kissingcauseuseA sofa built for two peoplecharientismAn artfully veiled insultcheiloprocliticBeing attracted to a person's lipschirotonsorAn alternate title for a barbercleptobiosisThe act of plundering foodclithridiateKey-holeshapedcolposinquanoniaEstimating a woman's beauty based on her chestconcilliabuleA secret meeting of people who are hatching a plotcruciverbalistOne who loves doing crossword puzzles

D
dactylionThe tip of the middle fingerdactylonomyCounting using one's fingersdecubitisThe act or attitude of lying downdefenestrateTo throw out of a windowdehisceTo burst open, as the pod of a plantdentiloquentPertaining to one who talks through their teethdephlogisticateTo make something fireproofdigamyA second marriage after the death or divorce of a previous spousedippoldismThe act of beating or whipping school childrendompteuseA woman who trains animals

E
eccedentesiastOne who fakes a smile, as on televisionemunctionThe act of removing obstructions from or cleaning bodily passagesestrapadeA horses's attempt to remove its riderexsibilationThe collective hisses of a disapproving audience

F
farctateThe state of being stuffed with food (overeating)filipendulousSuspended by a single threadfloccinaucinihilipilificationThe categorising of something that is useless or trivialfuscoferuginousHaving a dark rusty colour

gambrinousBeing full of beergargalesisHeavy ticklinggargalesthesiaThe sensation caused by ticklingginglyformHinge-shapedgongoozlerAn idle spectatorgossypibomaA surgical sponge accidently left inside a patient's bodygowpenA double handfulgrapholagniaThe urge to stare at obscene picturesgymnophoriaThe sensation that someone is mentally undressing you

H
hadehariaThe practice of constantly using the word "Hell" in speakinghamartithiaBeing likely to make a mistakehippopotomonstrosesquipedalianPertaining to extremely long wordshonorificabilitudinitatibusWith honour

I
inaniloquentSpeaking foolishly or saying silly thingsinterfenestrationThe space between two windows

J
jentacularPertaining to breakfastjumentousSmelling like horse urine

K
knismesisLight ticklingkrukolibidinousThe act of staring at someone's crotchkyphorrhinosHaving a nose with a bump in it

L
lalocheziaThe use of foul or abusive language to relieve stress or ease painlethologicaThe inability to recall a precise word for somethingliripipThe long tail of a hood in medieval or academic costumelygerastiaThe condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out

M
maledicentOne who is addicted to abusive speechmallemarokingThe carousing of seamen on board Greenland whaling shipsmammothreptA child who is raised and spoiled by their grandmothermaritodespotismTyrranical rulership of a woman by her husbandmatronolagniaAn attraction to older women, especially ones who have childrenmisocapnistOne who hates the smell of tobacco smokemisodoctakleidistSomeone who hates practicing the pianomulligrubsA state of depression or low spiritsmumpsimusOne who sticks obstinately and wrongly to their old waysmytacismThe incorrect or excessive use of the letter M

N
nelipotSomeone who walks without shoesnepheligenousProducing clouds of tobacco smokenidorosityBelching with the taste of undigested meatnudiustertianPertaining to the day before yesterday

O
oculoplaniaLetting one's eyes wander while assessing someone's charmsonychophagyThe habit of biting one's fingernails

P
pandiculationStretching and yawning before going to bed or after waking uppetrichorThe smell of rain on dry groundphilosophunculistOne who pretends to know more than they do to impress otherspogonotomyThe act of cutting a beardpolyphloisboianMaking a lot of noise or loud racketpreantepenultimateFourth from lastprosopographyThe description of a person's appearancepsithurismThe sound of wind in trees or rustling leavespyknicShort and fat

Q
qualtaghThe first person you see after leaving your housequidnuncOne who always wants to know what is going onquomodocunquizeTo make money by any means possible

R
recumbentibusA knockout blow, either verbal or physicalruncationThe act of weeding

S
sabrageThe act of opening a bottle with a sabresaprostomousHaving bad breathscacchicPertaining to the game of chess, or to chess piecessciapodousHaving huge feetscolecophagousOne who eats wormssgiomlaireachedThe habit of dropping in at mealtimesskoptsyThe act of self castrationslubberdegullionA filthy, slobbering personsphallolaliaFlirtatious talk that leads nowheresteatopygicHaving a fat behindstrikhedoniaThe pleasure of being able to say to hell with it

T
tachyphagiaFast eatingtarantismAn urge to overcome melancholy by dancingtetrapyloctomyThe act of splitting a hair four waysthelemicPermitting people to do as they liketibialoconcupiscentHaving a lascivious interest in watching a woman put on stockings

U
ulotrichousHaving very wooly hairultracrepidarianOf one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledgeusufructuaryA person who has use or enjoyment of something, especially property

V
ventripotentBig-bellied, gluttonousvesthibitionismThe flirtatious display of undergarments by a womanvigesimationThe act of killing every twentieth personviraginityMasculine qualities in a woman

W
wanweirdAn unhappy fatewitzelsuchtA feeble attempt at humour

X
xenobombulateTo malingerxerophagyA diet of bread and waterximelolagniaThe urge to stare at women who are sitting with crossed legsxylopolistOne who sells wood products

Y
ycleptBy the name of; called

Z
zenzizenzizenzicA number raised to the eighth power