Week 4 - Newsletter What I call a wonderful entrance is to be greeted by a dodgeball brawl. I arrived at my usual tardy hour to see.

I have heard numerous accounts of what had happened. All that matters now is the recored history; an arduous task I will take upon myself. So here's how it went: Shagz of Off Konstantly was frustrated with a short list of hit discrepancies and proceeded to throw a late ball at close range. His intended target of the Underwater Basket Weavers responded with a less than manly shove (ha even your fighting has a fluff arm). Tempers raged and the benches cleared. I think I even saw Bder grab two young ruffians in a double head-lock. A dodgeball virgin accompanied me to the game. His surprise at the brawl was far greater than mine. His only comment: Who the fuck are these people and what the fuck is wrong with them!??!?!?!? Not so High-lights: After the fight, board member Tyler Burke showed his dedication to the league by legally smoking Elya square in the cocksucker. Speaking of facials Sleepy took one on the lips from Angel of Rude Awakening. This happened only after he took James Brown downtown AND caught mean streaker from Lance Annoi or as I like to call him, the Cryin' Hawaiian. Mr. Sling Shot made the mistake of turning around on the court and directly received an Irish uppercut. It layman's terms he took one square in the nuts from behind. It may get my ass kicked for saying it but, Hot Carl really showed off that tremendous fluff arm of his. He should get a new tattoo of a giant vagina. Both Heartthobs and Salty Nuts ruined perfectly good gladiator leads. How the hell can you be up 3 or 4 to 1 in gladiator and fuck it up? Gentlemen, your talentless wanderings on that court still astound me. And my favorite highlight Bouncing Blue Balls, with no care to their own personal safety (or hygiene) knocked Rude Awakening out of first place. As my mother always told me - second place are the first assholes to lose.