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sitting in the gutter and your eating bread and butter Diarrhea, diarrhoea When your climbing in the the loft and you tread in somethin' soft Diarrhea, diarrhea When you think your having fun, but you got a smelly bum Diarrhea,diarrhea When you are driving in your chevy, and feeling some something heavy Diarrhea, diarrhea When it's coming out your bum, like a bullet in a gun Diarrhea,diarrhea Oh I love diarrhea, I really love diarrhea, When you're stomachs feeling wavy and you're making anal gravy, Diarrhea, diarrhea When you're sliding into first, and you're pants about to burst, Diarrhea, diarrhea, When you're walking down the wall, and it splatters on the wall Diarrhea, diarrhea When you're in a Jumbo Jet, and you're booty starts to sweat, Diarrhea, diarrhea Oh I love diarrhea, I really love diarrhea, When you think you're friends are joking, but you're pants are brown and soaking, Diarrhea, diarrhea, When you're on the seat for hours and it doesnt smell like flowers, Diarrhea, diarrhea, When the feeling's not that nice, and you have to flush twice, Diarrhea, diarrhea, When you're walking in the attic and you're butt goes automatic, Diarrhea, diarrhea Oh I love diarrhea, I really love diarrhea