Doctor diagnosiss (Yes these are actually real) She has no rigors or shaking chills but her husband

states she was very hot in bed last night Patient has chest pain if she lied on her left side for over a year. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed Discharge status: alive but without my permission The patient refused autopsy The patient has no previous history of suicides Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch She is numb from the toes down The skin was moist and dry The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care 3 times a day The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor The patient expired on the floor uneventfully Rectal examination reveals a normal sized thyroid. She stated that she had been constipated for most her life until she got a divorce I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. Examination of the genitalia reveals that he is circus sized Skin: somewhat pale but present Large brown stool ambulating the hall

Patient has 2 teenage children, but no other abnormalities The patient will need disposition and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him Coming from Detroit, this man has no children The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed Many years ago, the patient had frostbite of the right shoe The patient left the hospital feeling much better with the exception of her original ailments The bugs that grew out of her urine were cultured in Casualty and are not available. I WILL FIND THEM!!!!