(intro) ( G Bm Em C ) G C G C C G Bm Em Em/D I read the news today oh boy, Em Asus2 About a lucky man who made the grade.

Bm Em And though the news was rather sad, F Em Em/D Well I just had to laugh, F Em C I saw the photograph.

Em/D

Bm Em Em/D He blew his mind out in a car, C Em Asus2 He didn't notice that the lights had changed, G Bm Em Em/D A crowd of people stood and stared, C F They'd seen his face before, Em Em/D C Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords. G Bm Em Em/D I saw a film today oh boy C Em Asus2 The English army had just won the war G Bm Em Em/D A crowd of people turned away C F But I just had to look Em Em/D C Having read the book D/F# I'd love to turn G you Am Bm C D Em on....

( orchestral climax leading to an E chord ) E D Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head E B7 Found my way downstairs and drank a cup E B7 And looking up, I noticed I was late E D Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat E B7 Found my way upstairs and had a smoke E B7 And somebody spoke and I went into a dream C Aah ah ah C Aah ah ah G G ah G ah D A Aah ah ah Ah ah D A Aah ah ah Ah ah E E Em/D D C D G

Bm Em I read the news today oh boy,

Em Asus2 Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire. G Bm Em Em/D And though the holes were rather small, C F They had to count them all, Em Em/D C Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall. D/F# I'd love to turn G Am Bm C D Em you on

(orchestral climax leading to a massive E chord ) (na parte orquestral, no trecho que vai do G ao D (G Am Bm C D) fica 1/2 compasso em cada acorde. J no Em (tambm da orquestra) fica 8 compassos)