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Lawyer and the Pope

Once a Pope and a lawyer died and they went to heaven. So God came and said,
'Follow me and I will give you your rooms. 'So they both followed. First God gave
the Pope his room. It was very small with a small bed and a small desk. 'Thank
you, thank you my lord,' said the Pope. Then God gave the lawyer his room, it was
big room with a big bed and a big deck with a pool and pretty woman. 'Almighty,
God! Why do you give all these to me and just that small room to the Pope?''Well,
popes, we have them by the dozens, and lawyers, well, you’re the first one.'

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