I’ve often

thought
that life is like
a roll of
toilet tissue.
The closer it
gets
to the end,
the faster it
goes.
Thinker

I come here to shit and stink,

But all I do is sit and stink.

And here I sit, broken hearted

Couldn’t shit, but only farted.

Some come here to sit and think,

Some come here to shit and stink.

Often I come here to scratch my

balls.
And read all the bullshits on the
 Pasted on wall where urinals are installed:

Courteous Reminder:
If your pipe is short and
your pump is faulty,
stand closer to the
urinal to prevent your
leak dripping the floor !
 Notices like below are seen
pasted in male toilets

“Our aim to keep the toilet

clean,
Your aim will help.”

“Stand closer, it may be shorter

than you think !”