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    This document contains 3 short jokes. The first is about a man telling his wife he has good news and bad news about losing his voice. The second takes place in a fitting room where a woman asks if pants make her rear end look big. The third is about a boy trying on his grandmother's glasses and realizing why she thinks he's grown bigger each time. The last part provides an example of an ironic cliche used in a college speech assignment about avoiding cliches.

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    This document contains 3 short jokes. The first is about a man telling his wife he has good news and bad news about losing his voice. The second takes place in a fitting room where a woman asks if pants make her rear end look big. The third is about a boy trying on his grandmother's glasses and realizing why she thinks he's grown bigger each time. The last part provides an example of an ironic cliche used in a college speech assignment about avoiding cliches.

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    Jokes

    Uploaded by

    Yin Yi Chan
    This document contains 3 short jokes. The first is about a man telling his wife he has good news and bad news about losing his voice. The second takes place in a fitting room where a woman asks if pants make her rear end look big. The third is about a boy trying on his grandmother's glasses and realizing why she thinks he's grown bigger each time. The last part provides an example of an ironic cliche used in a college speech assignment about avoiding cliches.

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    Honey, I have good news and bad news, a man tells his wife. What is it? she asks. First, I think Im losing my voice, he croaks. Ok, his wife says. So, whats the bad news? Overheard in a ladies fitting room: Honestly, do these pants make my rear end look big? Honestly? your rear end makes the pants look big. Visiting his grandparents one afternoon, my eight-year-old son, Jacob, noticed his grandmothers reading glasses and tried them on. Wow! he said. No wonder Nanny thinks Ive grown bigger every time she sees me!

    ITS AS EASY AS PIE


    For his speech class in college, my son homework assignment was titled, How to Make Your Speech Better. Underneath was the following suggestion: Avoid clichs think outside the box.

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