Havn a Bad Day ? - A black cat crosses your path and drops dead.

- All your modeling jobs are for cartoonists. - Nothing you own is actually paid for. - You forget the gravy . - The bird singing outside your window is a vulture. - The bride's family throws rocks instead of rice. - There are enough candles on your cake to set o the smoke alarm. - The health inspector condemns your oce coee maker. - You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your MasterCard. - You have to take out a loan just to get money for the down payment. - You scorch the gravy . - You put both contacts into the same eye. - You wake up and your braces are stuck together. - Your chaueur is on parole for car theft. - Your children's school calls to surrender. - Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate. - Your engagement ring is, upon closer inspection, plastic. - Your plants do better when you don't talk to them. - You have to hitch hike to the bank to make your car payment. - Gravy , What gravy ? ? ? ? ? - Your suggestion box starts ticking. - You see the captain running toward the railing wearing a life jacket.

- The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never comes out.