Dearly beloved we are gathered here tonight To mourn the loss of a country that aint all right.

So brothers and sisters listen close to our song And well tell you why America has gone so wrong. Its been many long years since the American Revolution And weve moved away from the original Constitution. You be asking why the economys a crash We be telling you its down cuz of the alien trash. They just sit their taking up all the welfare and healthcare While the rest of us are floundering in our unfair despair. We need to get our butttts out of Iraq And get our sorry little selves right back on the track. Forget about the offense, we have enough, Start building up the defense cuz thats the real stuff! Abortion is the killing of an innocent soul And needs to be put under strict control. Weve past the time of the old medieval So why are we continuing to do so much evil?

From God we have wandered so very far Its no wonder we are where we are. You need to reevaluate your position right away And we have a proposition for you taccept today. You dont gotta be no mathematician Just use your intuition and follow the Constitution The way it was written all those years ago Before the teachings of Henry Thoreau And now we are reaching the end of the song But its truly not the end cuz our beliefs are lifelong Yah, yah, theyre lifelong! :D -a South Will Rise Again production