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THE BRAINY SARDAR Once it was announced on a railway platform that rajdhani express is comin g on platform One, Suddenly a sardar jumped on the train tracks. A man shouted to the sardar "what the hell are you doing?". The sardar said to the man that you are going to die as the train is commi ng on the platform and not on the railway track. 2). 12 sardar 12 car mein 12 bajke 12 minute 12 second per 12ve gali mein 12ve cinema hall mein kaun si film dekhene gaya honge? ANS: Ye Waqt Hamara Hai... 3). SARDARMANIA !!! Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what.. . ---To avoid side effect!!! 4). Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: which part. Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab". 5). Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke --Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita p e haath. 6). Q:) Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door A:) bcoz it was an entrance exam. 7).

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