There once was a Rabbit named Don Rabbit.

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Don Rabbit went to Stumptown Coffee every morning.

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One Morning at Stumptown, Don Rabbit saw Sexy Carrot.

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And Don Rabbit decided to chase Sexy Carrot.

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But Sexy Carrot was very fast.

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And Don Rabbit chased Sexy Carrot all over Oregon.

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And all over America, all the way to New York City.

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And Don Rabbit chased Sexy Carrot all the way to the Moon.

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And Don Rabbit was very, very tired.

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But with one last burst of strength, Don Rabbit lunged at Sexy Carrot.

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And Don Rabbit caught Sexy Carrot.

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And the moral of the story is that if you work hard, stay focused, and never give up, you will eventually get what you want in life.

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Unfortunately, shortly after this story was told, Don Rabbit choked on the carrot and died. So the second moral of the story is:

Sometimes the things we want most in life are the things that will kill us.
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