A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Error Messages You Don't Want to See An error has occurred - could be anything really. Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred? Error: An unspecified error has occurred. Please correct the error to continue. Having been erased, the document you were working on must now be retyped. Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong . The website you are looking for cannot be located, but doubtless others exist. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! Out of memory - it happens to us all eventually. Illegal error detected - You are not allowed to make this error. Your computer has performed an illegal operation. The police have been informed. Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have you a pen handy? Windows has detected that there is no keyboard present. Hit F1 to continue. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working Windows is like that. Windows loaded - System in danger. Unable to exit windows. Try the door. Fatal system error: Press F13 to continue... Windows has just crashed. You are looking at the blue screen of Death. No one hears your screams. _________________ If you were travelling at the speed of light What would happen if you turned you're lights on? I am going out to look for myself, if you see me before I do, have someone keep me here until I get back. Thanks He who laughs last, didn't get the joke.