Death To The World INC.

The Ossoary Date 5/7/12

Dear Tom Kavana, We regret to inform you that your present posistion Earth Bound Survival Specialist has been disolved and as such your services are no longer required. Unfortunately the client jonathan mccormack will no longer be seaking satisfaction, self esteen, happiness, worth, or peace in vain idols such as work, women, or worldly accolades. These things, being false gods, will not satisy and, if failed, will never forgive but rather lead to drivenness, addictions, severe anxiety, obsessiveness, envy of others, and resentment. Chrysostom explains: "If you speak of riches, or of glory, or beauty of person, or of luxury, or of whatever other of the world's seemingly great things, it is a fashion only, not reality, a show and a mask, not any abiding substance." We thank you for your past exellence and will keep you apprised if any changes occur. Sincerely yours, The Comission for the Prepoatory Work of Conforming Oneself for the Next World. Labor not for the food which perisheth, but for the food which endureth unto everlasting life.