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What are you? How are you? Where are you? What do you look like? Why am I here? Talk dirty to me Tell me a story I can do this all day long Scooby Doo, where are you? Beam me up, Scotty What are you wearing? Will you marry me? Do I make you horny? Youre sexy Youre a loser Whats the best smartphone? Whats the second best smartphone? Call me Baby (or whatever you want instead of Baby) Sing a song How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood Where are you from? How old are you? How old am I? Do you know HAL 9000 I need to hide a body Open the pod bay doors Where can I get some drugs? I need a stiff drink! Tell me a joke Knock knock What is the meaning of life? I love you Do you love me? Youre funny! Shut up!

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Take a photo Whos your daddy? What is your Moms name? Whats the best phone? Do you want to play a game? You suck! Im drunk I have to go to the bathroom. I need to go poop. Merry Christmas I think youre hot. Do you want to go on a date? What is your favorite color? Where do babies come from? What is my name? Which is the best tablet? star star Im tired Testing Testing, testing What are you doing? F***k you! Im sorry Im not sorry Did you fart? Okay Is there a God? Youre right! Who is Eliza? Who is your favorite person? Who is your least favorite person? You should go on a diet Whats your problem? LOL Ha Ha! Ha Ha Ha! You are boring

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Talk to me Thank you Find me some porn When is your birthday? Happy Birthday! Install a new app Who makes the best computer? Why are you so awesome? Are you serious? Are you kidding me? Whats wrong with AT&T? I cant see you Who is Siri? Are you human? Youre smart Can I borrow some money? Whats youre story? Its all good Im happy What the f**k is wrong with you? Do you agree with me? Good morning/evening/afternoon (pick one that is not current) Why? Whos on first? Whats new? Hows it going? Tell me about yourself Are you male or female? Blah blah blah Set 5 AM alarm (then cancel 5 AM alarm) Guess what? Take me to your leader Why not?

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