Cows Cant uMp

Illustr.at. ons By ason A. Maas

By Dave Res m an

Fo r. Isaac, Rachel, El. & Em m a W.th love, DR

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Cows Cant uMp

Illustr.at. ons By ason A. Maas

By Dave Res m an

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t sw. m . . . can

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. . C r affes t sw. nj . . . q can

. . . but t hey

q can j allo p.

Snakes can t j allo p .. . q

. . . but t hey

can slt her.. Bulls cant . sl he . . .

. . . but t hey

can stam pede.

q Kanj ar.oos can t stam pede ...

. . . but t hey

can h o p.

-ur.tles can t h o p . . . l

t t hey can d. ve. . . . bu

ts can t d. ve . . . Ba

. . . but t hey

can fly.

q Pj s can t fly . . .

. . . but t hey

can wallow.

Cats can t wallow . . .

. . . but t hey

can pounce.

Fsh can p ounce . . .