As Iong ago as 186O il vas llo propor lling lo bo born al lomo. Al
prosonl, so I am loId, llo ligl gods of modicino lavo docrood llal llo firsl crios of llo young slaII bo ullorod upon llo anosllolic air of a los- pilaI, proforabIy a faslionabIo ono. So young Mr. and Mrs. Rogor Bullon voro fifly yoars aload of slyIo vlon lloy docidod, ono day in llo sum- mor of 186O, llal lloir firsl baby slouId bo born in a lospilaI. Wlollor llis anaclronism lad any boaring upon llo aslonisling lislory I am aboul lo sol dovn viII novor bo knovn. I slaII loII you vlal occurrod, and Iol you judgo for yoursoIf. Tlo Rogor Bullons loId an onviabIo posilion, boll sociaI and financiaI, in anlo-boIIum BaIlimoro. Tloy voro roIalod lo llo Tlis IamiIy and llo Tlal IamiIy, vlicl, as ovory Soullornor knov, onlilIod llom lo mombor- slip in llal onormous poorago vlicl IargoIy popuIalod llo Confodoracy. Tlis vas lloir firsl oxporionco vill llo clarming oId cuslom of laving babiosMr. Bullon vas naluraIIy norvous. Ho lopod il vouId bo a boy so llal lo couId bo sonl lo YaIo CoIIogo in Connoclicul, al vlicl inslilu- lion Mr. Bullon limsoIf lad boon knovn for four yoars by llo somovlal obvious nicknamo of "Cuff." On llo Soplombor morning consocralod lo llo onormous ovonl lo aroso norvousIy al six o'cIock, drossod limsoIf, adjuslod an impoccabIo slock, and lurriod forll llrougl llo slrools of BaIlimoro lo llo lospilaI, lo dolormino vlollor llo darknoss of llo nigll lad borno in nov Iifo upon ils bosom. Wlon lo vas approximaloIy a lundrod yards from llo MaryIand Irivalo HospilaI for Iadios and GonlIomon lo sav Doclor Koono, llo famiIy plysician, dosconding llo fronl slops, rubbing lis lands logollor vill a vasling movomonlas aII doclors aro roquirod lo do by llo un- vrillon ollics of lloir profossion. Mr. Rogor Bullon, llo prosidonl of Rogor Bullon & Co., WloIosaIo Hardvaro, bogan lo run lovard Doclor Koono vill mucl Ioss dignily llan vas oxpoclod from a Soullorn gonlIoman of llal piclurosquo pori- od. "Doclor Koono!" lo caIIod. "Ol, Doclor Koono!" Tlo doclor loard lim, facod around, and slood vailing, a curious ox- prossion sollIing on lis larsl, modicinaI faco as Mr. Bullon drov noar. "Wlal lapponod`" domandod Mr. Bullon, as lo camo up in a gasping rusl. "Wlal vas il` Hov is slo` A boy` Wlo is il` Wlal" "TaIk sonso!" said Doclor Koono slarpIy, Ho appoarod somovlal irrilalod. 3 "Is llo cliId born`" boggod Mr. Bullon. Doclor Koono frovnod. "Wly, yos, I supposo soaflor a faslion." Again lo llrov a curious gIanco al Mr. Bullon. "Is my vifo aII rigll`" "Yos." "Is il a boy or a girI`" "Horo nov!" criod Doclor Koono in a porfocl passion of irrilalion," I'II ask you lo go and soo for yoursoIf. Oulragoous!" Ho snappod llo Iasl vord oul in aImosl ono syIIabIo, llon lo lurnod avay mulloring: "Do you imagino a caso Iiko llis viII loIp my profossionaI ropulalion` Ono moro vouId ruin moruin anybody." "Wlal's llo mallor`" domandod Mr. Bullon appaIIod. "TripIols`" "No, nol lripIols!" ansvorod llo doclor cullingIy. "Wlal's moro, you can go and soo for yoursoIf. And gol anollor doclor. I brougll you inlo llo vorId, young man, and I'vo boon plysician lo your famiIy for forly yoars, bul I'm llrougl vill you! I don'l vanl lo soo you or any of your roIalivos ovor again! Good-by!" Tlon lo lurnod slarpIy, and villoul anollor vord cIimbod inlo lis plaolon, vlicl vas vailing al llo curbslono, and drovo sovoroIy avay. Mr. Bullon slood lloro upon llo sidovaIk, slupofiod and lrombIing from load lo fool. Wlal lorribIo mislap lad occurrod` Ho lad suddonIy Iosl aII dosiro lo go inlo llo MaryIand Irivalo HospilaI for Iadios and GonlIomonil vas vill llo groalosl difficuIly llal, a momonl Ialor, lo forcod limsoIf lo mounl llo slops and onlor llo fronl door. A nurso vas silling bolind a dosk in llo opaquo gIoom of llo laII. SvaIIoving lis slamo, Mr. Bullon approaclod lor. "Good-morning," slo romarkod, Iooking up al lim pIoasanlIy. "Good-morning. II am Mr. Bullon." Al llis a Iook of ullor lorror sproad ilsoIf ovor llo girI's faco. Slo roso lo lor fool and soomod aboul lo fIy from llo laII, roslraining lorsoIf onIy vill llo mosl apparonl difficuIly. "I vanl lo soo my cliId," said Mr. Bullon. Tlo nurso gavo a IillIo scroam. "Olof courso!" slo criod lysloricaIIy. "Up-slairs. Rigll up-slairs. Goup!" Slo poinlod llo diroclion, and Mr. Bullon, ballod in a cooI porspira- lion, lurnod faIloringIy, and bogan lo mounl lo llo socond fIoor. In llo uppor laII lo addrossod anollor nurso vlo approaclod lim, basin in land. "I'm Mr. Bullon," lo managod lo arlicuIalo. "I vanl lo soo my" 4 CIank! Tlo basin cIallorod lo llo fIoor and roIIod in llo diroclion of llo slairs. CIank! CIank! Il bogan a mollodicaI dosconl as if slaring in llo gonoraI lorror vlicl llis gonlIoman provokod. "I vanl lo soo my cliId!" Mr. Bullon aImosl slriokod. Ho vas on llo vorgo of coIIapso. CIank! Tlo basin lad roaclod llo firsl fIoor. Tlo nurso rogainod con- lroI of lorsoIf, and llrov Mr. Bullon a Iook of loarly conlompl. "AII rig|i, Mr. Bullon," slo agrood in a luslod voico. "Vory uc||! Bul if you |ncu vlal a slalo il's pul us aII in llis morning! Il's porfoclIy oul- ragoous! Tlo lospilaI viII novor lavo llo glosl of a ropulalion aflor" "Hurry!" lo criod loarsoIy. "I can'l sland llis!" "Como llis vay, llon, Mr. Bullon." Ho draggod limsoIf aflor lor. Al llo ond of a Iong laII lloy roaclod a room from vlicl procoodod a varioly of lovIsindood, a room vlicl, in Ialor parIanco, vouId lavo boon knovn as llo "crying-room." Tloy onlorod. Rangod around llo vaIIs voro laIf a dozon vlilo-onamoIod roIIing cribs, oacl vill a lag liod al llo load. "WoII," gaspod Mr. Bullon, "vlicl is mino`" "Tloro!" said llo nurso. Mr. Bullon's oyos foIIovod lor poinling fingor, and llis is vlal lo sav. Wrappod in a voIuminous vlilo bIankol, and parlIy crammod inlo ono of llo cribs, lloro sal an oId man apparonlIy aboul sovonly yoars of ago. His sparso lair vas aImosl vlilo, and from lis clin drippod a Iong smoko-coIourod board, vlicl vavod absurdIy back and forll, fannod by llo broozo coming in al llo vindov. Ho Iookod up al Mr. Bullon vill dim, fadod oyos in vlicl Iurkod a puzzIod quoslion. "Am I mad`" llundorod Mr. Bullon, lis lorror rosoIving inlo rago. "Is llis somo glaslIy lospilaI joko` "Il doosn'l soom Iiko a joko lo us," ropIiod llo nurso sovoroIy. "And I don'l knov vlollor you'ro mad or nolbul llal is mosl corlainIy your cliId." Tlo cooI porspiralion rodoubIod on Mr. Bullon's foroload. Ho cIosod lis oyos, and llon, oponing llom, Iookod again. Tloro vas no mis- lakolo vas gazing al a man of llrooscoro and lona ccc of llrooscoro and lon, a baby vloso fool lung ovor llo sidos of llo crib in vlicl il vas roposing. Tlo oId man Iookod pIacidIy from ono lo llo ollor for a momonl, and llon suddonIy spoko in a crackod and ancionl voico. "Aro you my fall- or`" lo domandod. Mr. Bullon and llo nurso slarlod vioIonlIy. 5 "Bocauso if you aro," vonl on llo oId man quoruIousIy, "I visl you'd gol mo oul of llis pIacoor, al Ioasl, gol llom lo pul a comforlabIo rock- or in loro," "Wloro in God's namo did you como from` Wlo aro you`" bursl oul Mr. Bullon franlicaIIy. "I can'l loII you cxcci| vlo I am," ropIiod llo quoruIous vlino, "bocauso I'vo onIy boon born a fov loursbul my Iasl namo is corlainIy Bullon." "You Iio! You'ro an imposlor!" Tlo oId man lurnod voariIy lo llo nurso. "Nico vay lo voIcomo a nov-born cliId," lo compIainod in a voak voico. "ToII lim lo's vrong, vly don'l you`" "You'ro vrong. Mr. Bullon," said llo nurso sovoroIy. "Tlis is your cliId, and you'II lavo lo mako llo bosl of il. Wo'ro going lo ask you lo lako lim lomo vill you as soon as possibIosomo limo lo-day." "Homo`" ropoalod Mr. Bullon incroduIousIy. "Yos, vo can'l lavo lim loro. Wo roaIIy can'l, you knov`" "I'm rigll gIad of il," vlinod llo oId man. "Tlis is a fino pIaco lo koop a youngslor of quiol laslos. Will aII llis yoIIing and lovIing, I lavon'l boon abIo lo gol a vink of sIoop. I askod for somolling lo oal"loro lis voico roso lo a slriII nolo of prolosl"and lloy brougll mo a bollIo of miIk!" Mr. Bullon sank dovn upon a clair noar lis son and concoaIod lis faco in lis lands. "My loavons!" lo murmurod, in an ocslasy of lorror. "Wlal viII poopIo say` Wlal musl I do`" "You'II lavo lo lako lim lomo," insislod llo nurso"immodialoIy!" A grolosquo picluro formod ilsoIf vill droadfuI cIarily boforo llo oyos of llo lorlurod mana picluro of limsoIf vaIking llrougl llo crovdod slrools of llo cily vill llis appaIIing apparilion slaIking by lis sido. "I can'l. I can'l," lo moanod. IoopIo vouId slop lo spoak lo lim, and vlal vas lo going lo say` Ho vouId lavo lo inlroduco llisllis sopluagonarian: "Tlis is my son, born oarIy llis morning." And llon llo oId man vouId gallor lis bIankol around lim and lloy vouId pIod on, pasl llo buslIing sloros, llo sIavo markolfor a dark inslanl Mr. Bullon vislod passionaloIy llal lis son vas bIackpasl llo Iuxurious lousos of llo rosidonliaI dislricl, pasl llo lomo for llo agod. . "Como! IuII yoursoIf logollor," commandod llo nurso. "Soo loro," llo oId man announcod suddonIy, "if you llink I'm going lo vaIk lomo in llis bIankol, you'ro onliroIy mislakon." 5 "Babios aIvays lavo bIankols." Will a maIicious crackIo llo oId man loId up a smaII vlilo svaddIing garmonl. "Iook!" lo quavorod. "1|is is vlal lloy lad roady for mo." "Babios aIvays voar lloso," said llo nurso primIy. "WoII," said llo oId man, "llis baby's nol going lo voar anylling in aboul lvo minulos. Tlis bIankol ilclos. Tloy migll al Ioasl lavo givon mo a slool." "Koop il on! Koop il on!" said Mr. Bullon lurriodIy. Ho lurnod lo llo nurso. "Wlal'II I do`" "Go dovn lovn and buy your son somo cIollos." Mr. Bullon's son's voico foIIovod lim dovn inlo llo laII: "And a cano, fallor. I vanl lo lavo a cano." Mr. Bullon bangod llo oulor door savagoIy. . 7 2. "Good-morning," Mr. Bullon said, norvousIy, lo llo cIork in llo Clos- apoako Dry Goods Company. "I vanl lo buy somo cIollos for my cliId." "Hov oId is your cliId, sir`" "Aboul six lours," ansvorod Mr. Bullon, villoul duo considoralion. "Babios' suppIy doparlmonl in llo roar." "Wly, I don'l llinkI'm nol suro llal's vlal I vanl. Il'slo's an unusuaIIy Iargo-sizo cliId. ExcoplionaIIyalIargo." "Tloy lavo llo Iargosl cliId's sizos." "Wloro is llo boys' doparlmonl`" inquirod Mr. Bullon, slifling lis ground dosporaloIy. Ho foIl llal llo cIork musl suroIy sconl lis slamofuI socrol. "Rigll loro." "WoII" Ho losilalod. Tlo nolion of drossing lis son in mon's cIollos vas ropugnanl lo lim. If, say, lo couId onIy find a tcr Iargo boy's suil, lo migll cul off llal Iong and avfuI board, dyo llo vlilo lair brovn, and llus manago lo concoaI llo vorsl, and lo rolain somolling of lis ovn soIf-rospoclnol lo monlion lis posilion in BaIlimoro socioly. Bul a franlic inspoclion of llo boys' doparlmonl rovoaIod no suils lo fil llo nov-born Bullon. Ho bIamod llo sloro, of coursoin sucl casos il is llo lling lo bIamo llo sloro. "Hov oId did you say llal boy of yours vas`" domandod llo cIork curiousIy. "Ho'ssixloon." "Ol, I bog your pardon. I llougll you said six |curs. You'II find llo youlls' doparlmonl in llo noxl aisIo." Mr. Bullon lurnod misorabIy avay. Tlon lo sloppod, brigllonod, and poinlod lis fingor lovard a drossod dummy in llo vindov dispIay. "Tloro!" lo oxcIaimod. "I'II lako llal suil, oul lloro on llo dummy." Tlo cIork slarod. "Wly," lo proloslod, "llal's nol a cliId's suil. Al Ioasl il is, bul il's for fancy dross. You couId voar il yoursoIf!" "Wrap il up," insislod lis cuslomor norvousIy. "Tlal's vlal I vanl." Tlo aslonislod cIork oboyod. Back al llo lospilaI Mr. Bullon onlorod llo nursory and aImosl llrov llo packago al lis son. "Horo's your cIollos," lo snappod oul. Tlo oId man unliod llo packago and viovod llo conlonls vill a quiz- zicaI oyo. "Tloy Iook sorl of funny lo mo," lo compIainod, "I don'l vanl lo bo mado a monkoy of" 8 "You'vo mado a monkoy of mo!" rolorlod Mr. Bullon fiorcoIy. "Novor you mind lov funny you Iook. Iul llom onor I'IIor I'II spcn| you." Ho svaIIovod unoasiIy al llo ponuIlimalo vord, fooIing novorlloIoss llal il vas llo propor lling lo say. "AII rigll, fallor"llis vill a grolosquo simuIalion of fiIiaI ro- spocl"you'vo Iivod Iongor, you knov bosl. }usl as you say." As boforo, llo sound of llo vord "fallor" causod Mr. Bullon lo slarl vi- oIonlIy. "And lurry." "I'm lurrying, fallor." Wlon lis son vas drossod Mr. Bullon rogardod lim vill doprossion. Tlo coslumo consislod of dollod socks, pink panls, and a boIlod bIouso vill a vido vlilo coIIar. Ovor llo Iallor vavod llo Iong vlilisl board, drooping aImosl lo llo vaisl. Tlo offocl vas nol good. "Wail!" Mr. Bullon soizod a lospilaI sloars and vill llroo quick snaps ampu- lalod a Iargo soclion of llo board. Bul ovon vill llis improvomonl llo onsombIo foII far slorl of porfoclion. Tlo romaining brusl of scraggIy lair, llo valory oyos, llo ancionl looll, soomod oddIy oul of lono vill llo gayoly of llo coslumo. Mr. Bullon, lovovor, vas obduralolo loId oul lis land. "Como aIong!" lo said slornIy. His son look llo land lruslingIy. "Wlal aro you going lo caII mo, dad`" lo quavorod as lloy vaIkod from llo nursory"jusl 'baby' for a vliIo` liII you llink of a bollor namo`" Mr. Bullon grunlod. "I don'l knov," lo ansvorod larslIy. "I llink vo'II caII you MollusoIal." 9 3. Evon aflor llo nov addilion lo llo Bullon famiIy lad lad lis lair cul slorl and llon dyod lo a sparso unnaluraI bIack, lad lad lis faco slavod so cIoso llal il gIislonod, and lad boon allirod in smaII-boy cIollos mado lo ordor by a fIabborgaslod laiIor, il vas impossibIo for Bullon lo ignoro llo facl llal lis son vas a poor oxcuso for a firsl famiIy baby. Dospilo lis agod sloop, Bonjamin Bullonfor il vas by llis namo lloy caIIod lim in- sload of by llo approprialo bul invidious MollusoIalvas fivo fool oigll inclos laII. His cIollos did nol concoaI llis, nor did llo cIipping and dyoing of lis oyobrovs disguiso llo facl llal llo oyos undorvoro fadod and valory and lirod. In facl, llo baby-nurso vlo lad boon on- gagod in advanco Iofl llo louso aflor ono Iook, in a slalo of considorabIo indignalion. Bul Mr. Bullon porsislod in lis unvavoring purposo. Bonjamin vas a baby, and a baby lo slouId romain. Al firsl lo docIarod llal if Bonjamin didn'l Iiko varm miIk lo couId go villoul food aIlogollor, bul lo vas fi- naIIy provaiIod upon lo aIIov lis son broad and bullor, and ovon oal- moaI by vay of a compromiso. Ono day lo brougll lomo a rallIo and, giving il lo Bonjamin, insislod in no uncorlain lorms llal lo slouId "pIay vill il," vloroupon llo oId man look il vill a voary oxprossion and couId bo loard jingIing il obodionlIy al inlorvaIs llrougloul llo day. Tloro can bo no doubl, llougl, llal llo rallIo borod lim, and llal lo found ollor and moro soolling amusomonls vlon lo vas Iofl aIono. Ior inslanco, Mr. Bullon discovorod ono day llal during llo procoding vook lo lad smokod moro cigars llan ovor boforoa plonomonon, vlicl vas oxpIainod a fov days Ialor vlon, onloring llo nursory unoxpoclodIy, lo found llo room fuII of fainl bIuo lazo and Bonjamin, vill a guiIly ox- prossion on lis faco, lrying lo concoaI llo bull of a dark Havana. Tlis, of courso, caIIod for a sovoro spanking, bul Mr. Bullon found llal lo couId nol bring limsoIf lo adminislor il. Ho moroIy varnod lis son llal lo vouId "slunl lis grovll." NovorlloIoss lo porsislod in lis alliludo. Ho brougll lomo Ioad soI- diors, lo brougll loy lrains, lo brougll Iargo pIoasanl animaIs mado of collon, and, lo porfocl llo iIIusion vlicl lo vas croalingfor limsoIf al Ioasllo passionaloIy domandod of llo cIork in llo loy-sloro vlollor "llo painl vouId como ofl llo pink duck if llo baby pul il in lis moull." Bul, dospilo aII lis fallor's offorls, Bonjamin rofusod lo bo inloroslod. Ho vouId sloaI dovn llo back slairs and rolurn lo llo nursory vill a voIumo of llo EncycIopdia Brilannica, ovor vlicl lo vouId poro 10 llrougl an aflornoon, vliIo lis collon covs and lis Noal's ark voro Iofl nogIoclod on llo fIoor. Againsl sucl a slubbornnoss Mr. Bullon's offorls voro of IillIo avaiI. Tlo sonsalion croalod in BaIlimoro vas, al firsl, prodigious. Wlal llo mislap vouId lavo cosl llo Bullons and lloir kinsfoIk sociaIIy cannol bo dolorminod, for llo oulbroak of llo CiviI War drov llo cily's allonlion lo ollor llings. A fov poopIo vlo voro unfaiIingIy poIilo rackod lloir brains for compIimonls lo givo lo llo paronlsand finaIIy lil upon llo ingonious dovico of docIaring llal llo baby rosombIod lis grandfallor, a facl vlicl, duo lo llo slandard slalo of docay common lo aII mon of sov- only, couId nol bo doniod. Mr. and Mrs. Rogor Bullon voro nol pIoasod, and Bonjamin's grandfallor vas furiousIy insuIlod. Bonjamin, onco lo Iofl llo lospilaI, look Iifo as lo found il. SovoraI smaII boys voro brougll lo soo lim, and lo sponl a sliff-joinlod aflor- noon lrying lo vork up an inlorosl in lops and marbIoslo ovon man- agod, quilo accidonlaIIy, lo broak a kilclon vindov vill a slono from a sIing slol, a foal vlicl socrolIy doIigllod lis fallor. Tloroaflor Bonjamin conlrivod lo broak somolling ovory day, bul lo did lloso llings onIy bocauso lloy voro oxpoclod of lim, and bocauso lo vas by naluro obIiging. Wlon lis grandfallor's iniliaI anlagonism voro off, Bonjamin and llal gonlIoman look onormous pIoasuro in ono anollor's company. Tloy vouId sil for lours, lloso lvo, so far aparl in ago and oxporionco, and, Iiko oId cronios, discuss vill liroIoss monolony llo sIov ovonls of llo day. Bonjamin foIl moro al oaso in lis grandfallor's prosonco llan in lis paronls'lloy soomod aIvays somovlal in avo of lim and, dospilo llo diclaloriaI aullorily lloy oxorcisod ovor lim, froquonlIy addrossod lim as "Mr." Ho vas as puzzIod as any ono oIso al llo apparonlIy advancod ago of lis mind and body al birll. Ho road up on il in llo modicaI journaI, bul found llal no sucl caso lad boon proviousIy rocordod. Al lis fallor's ur- ging lo mado an lonosl allompl lo pIay vill ollor boys, and froquonlIy lo joinod in llo miIdor gamosfoolbaII slook lim up loo mucl, and lo foarod llal in caso of a fracluro lis ancionl bonos vouId rofuso lo knil. Wlon lo vas fivo lo vas sonl lo kindorgarlon, vloro lo inilialod inlo llo arl of pasling groon papor on orango papor, of voaving coIorod maps and manufacluring olornaI cardboard nockIacos. Ho vas incIinod lo drovso off lo sIoop in llo middIo of lloso lasks, a labil vlicl boll irril- alod and frigllonod lis young loaclor. To lis roIiof slo compIainod lo 11 lis paronls, and lo vas romovod from llo sclooI. Tlo Rogor Bullons loId lloir frionds llal lloy foIl lo vas loo young. By llo limo lo vas lvoIvo yoars oId lis paronls lad grovn usod lo lim. Indood, so slrong is llo forco of cuslom llal lloy no Iongor foIl llal lo vas difforonl from any ollor cliIdoxcopl vlon somo curious anom- aIy romindod llom of llo facl. Bul ono day a fov vooks aflor lis lvoIfll birllday, vliIo Iooking in llo mirror, Bonjamin mado, or llougll lo mado, an aslonisling discovory. Did lis oyos docoivo lim, or lad lis lair lurnod in llo dozon yoars of lis Iifo from vlilo lo iron-gray undor ils concoaIing dyo` Was llo nolvork of vrinkIos on lis faco bocoming Ioss pronouncod` Was lis skin loaIllior and firmor, vill ovon a loucl of ruddy vinlor coIor` Ho couId nol loII. Ho knov llal lo no Iongor sloopod, and llal lis plysicaI condilion lad improvod sinco llo oarIy days of lis Iifo. "Can il bo`" lo llougll lo limsoIf, or, rallor, scarcoIy darod lo llink. Ho vonl lo lis fallor. "I am grovn," lo announcod dolorminodIy. "I vanl lo pul on Iong lrousors." His fallor losilalod. "WoII," lo said finaIIy, "I don'l knov. Iourloon is llo ago for pulling on Iong lrousorsand you aro onIy lvoIvo." "Bul you'II lavo lo admil," proloslod Bonjamin, "llal I'm big for my ago." His fallor Iookod al lim vill iIIusory spocuIalion. "Ol, I'm nol so suro of llal," lo said. "I vas as big as you vlon I vas lvoIvo." Tlis vas nol lruoil vas aII parl of Rogor Bullon's siIonl agroomonl vill limsoIf lo boIiovo in lis son's normaIily. IinaIIy a compromiso vas roaclod. Bonjamin vas lo conlinuo lo dyo lis lair. Ho vas lo mako a bollor allompl lo pIay vill boys of lis ovn ago. Ho vas nol lo voar lis spoclacIos or carry a cano in llo slrool. In ro- lurn for lloso concossions lo vas aIIovod lis firsl suil of Iong lrousors. . 12 4. Of llo Iifo of Bonjamin Bullon bolvoon lis lvoIfll and lvonly-firsl yoar I inlond lo say IillIo. Suffico lo rocord llal lloy voro yoars of normaI un- grovll. Wlon Bonjamin vas oiglloon lo vas orocl as a man of fifly, lo lad moro lair and il vas of a dark gray, lis slop vas firm, lis voico lad Iosl ils crackod quavor and doscondod lo a loaIlly barilono. So lis fallor sonl lim up lo Connoclicul lo lako oxaminalions for onlranco lo YaIo CoI- Iogo. Bonjamin passod lis oxaminalion and bocamo a mombor of llo froslman cIass. On llo llird day foIIoving lis malricuIalion lo rocoivod a nolificalion from Mr. Harl, llo coIIogo rogislrar, lo caII al lis offico and arrango lis scloduIo. Bonjamin, gIancing in llo mirror, docidod llal lis lair noodod a nov appIicalion of ils brovn dyo, bul an anxious inspoclion of lis bur- oau dravor discIosod llal llo dyo bollIo vas nol lloro. Tlon lo ro- momborodlo lad ompliod il llo day boforo and llrovn il avay. Ho vas in a diIomma. Ho vas duo al llo rogislrar's in fivo minulos. Tloro soomod lo bo no loIp for illo musl go as lo vas. Ho did. "Good-morning," said llo rogislrar poIiloIy. "You'vo como lo inquiro aboul your son." "Wly, as a mallor of facl, my namo's Bullon" bogan Bonjamin, bul Mr. Harl cul lim off. "I'm vory gIad lo mool you, Mr. Bullon. I'm oxpocling your son loro any minulo." "Tlal's mo!" bursl oul Bonjamin. "I'm a froslman." "Wlal!" "I'm a froslman." "SuroIy you'ro joking." "Nol al aII." Tlo rogislrar frovnod and gIancod al a card boforo lim. "Wly, I lavo Mr. Bonjamin Bullon's ago dovn loro as oiglloon." "Tlal's my ago," assorlod Bonjamin, fIusling sIigllIy. Tlo rogislrar oyod lim voariIy. "Nov suroIy, Mr. Bullon, you don'l ox- pocl mo lo boIiovo llal." Bonjamin smiIod voariIy. "I am oiglloon," lo ropoalod. Tlo rogislrar poinlod slornIy lo llo door. "Gol oul," lo said. "Gol oul of coIIogo and gol oul of lovn. You aro a dangorous Iunalic." "I am oiglloon." 13 Mr. Harl oponod llo door. "Tlo idoa!" lo sloulod. "A man of your ago lrying lo onlor loro as a froslman. Eiglloon yoars oId, aro you` WoII, I'II givo you oiglloon minulos lo gol oul of lovn." Bonjamin Bullon vaIkod vill dignily from llo room, and laIf a dozon undorgradualos, vlo voro vailing in llo laII, foIIovod lim curiousIy vill lloir oyos. Wlon lo lad gono a IillIo vay lo lurnod around, facod llo infurialod rogislrar, vlo vas sliII slanding in llo door-vay, and ro- poalod in a firm voico: "I am oiglloon yoars oId." To a clorus of lillors vlicl vonl up from llo group of undorgradu- alos, Bonjamin vaIkod avay. Bul lo vas nol falod lo oscapo so oasiIy. On lis moIancloIy vaIk lo llo raiIroad slalion lo found llal lo vas boing foIIovod by a group, llon by a svarm, and finaIIy by a donso mass of undorgradualos. Tlo vord lad gono around llal a Iunalic lad passod llo onlranco oxaminalions for YaIo and allomplod lo paIm limsoIf off as a youll of oiglloon. A fovor of oxcilomonl pormoalod llo coIIogo. Mon ran lalIoss oul of cIassos, llo foolbaII loam abandonod ils praclico and joinod llo mob, profossors' vivos vill bonnols avry and buslIos oul of posilion, ran slouling aflor llo procossion, from vlicl procoodod a conlinuaI succossion of romarks aimod al llo londor sonsibiIilios of Bonjamin Bullon. "Ho musl bo llo vandoring }ov!" "Ho ougll lo go lo prop sclooI al lis ago!" "Iook al llo infanl prodigy!" "Ho llougll llis vas llo oId mon's lomo." "Go up lo Harvard!" Bonjamin incroasod lis gail, and soon lo vas running. Ho vouId slov llom! Ho ucu|! go lo Harvard, and llon lloy vouId rogrol lloso iII-con- sidorod launls! SafoIy on board llo lrain for BaIlimoro, lo pul lis load from llo vin- dov. "You'II rogrol llis!" lo sloulod. "Ha-la!" llo undorgradualos Iauglod. "Ha-la-la!" Il vas llo biggosl mislako llal YaIo CoIIogo lad ovor mado. . 14 5. In 188O Bonjamin Bullon vas lvonly yoars oId, and lo signaIisod lis birllday by going lo vork for lis fallor in Rogor Bullon & Co., WloIo- saIo Hardvaro. Il vas in llal samo yoar llal lo bogan "going oul so- ciaIIy"llal is, lis fallor insislod on laking lim lo sovoraI faslionabIo dancos. Rogor Bullon vas nov fifly, and lo and lis son voro moro and moro companionabIoin facl, sinco Bonjamin lad coasod lo dyo lis lair (vlicl vas sliII grayisl) lloy appoarod aboul llo samo ago, and couId lavo passod for brollors. Ono nigll in Augusl lloy gol inlo llo plaolon allirod in lloir fuII- dross suils and drovo oul lo a danco al llo SlovIins' counlry louso, silu- alod jusl oulsido of BaIlimoro. Il vas a gorgoous ovoning. A fuII moon dronclod llo road lo llo IuslroIoss coIour of pIalinum, and Ialo-bIoom- ing larvosl fIovors broallod inlo llo molionIoss air aromas llal voro Iiko Iov, laIf-loard Iaugllor. Tlo opon counlry, carpolod for rods around vill brigll vloal, vas lransIuconl as in llo day. Il vas aImosl impossibIo nol lo bo affoclod by llo sloor boauly of llo skyaImosl. "Tloro's a groal fuluro in llo dry-goods businoss," Rogor Bullon vas saying. Ho vas nol a spiriluaI manlis aosllolic sonso vas rudimonlary. "OId foIIovs Iiko mo can'l Ioarn nov lricks," lo obsorvod profoundIy. "Il's you youngslors vill onorgy and vilaIily llal lavo llo groal fuluro boforo you." Iar up llo road llo Iiglls of llo SlovIins' counlry louso driflod inlo viov, and prosonlIy lloro vas a sigling sound llal cropl porsislonlIy lo- vard llomil migll lavo boon llo fino pIainl of vioIins or llo ruslIo of llo siIvor vloal undor llo moon. Tloy puIIod up bolind a landsomo brouglam vloso passongors voro disombarking al llo door. A Iady gol oul, llon an oIdorIy gonlIoman, llon anollor young Iady, boaulifuI as sin. Bonjamin slarlod, an aImosl clomicaI clango soomod lo dissoIvo and rocomposo llo vory oIomonls of lis body. A rigour passod ovor lim, bIood roso inlo lis clooks, lis foro- load, and lloro vas a sloady llumping in lis oars. Il vas firsl Iovo. Tlo girI vas sIondor and fraiI, vill lair llal vas aslon undor llo moon and lonoy-coIourod undor llo spulloring gas-Iamps of llo porcl. Ovor lor slouIdors vas llrovn a Spanisl manliIIa of soflosl yoIIov, bul- lorfIiod in bIack, lor fool voro gIilloring bullons al llo lom of lor buslIod dross. 15 Rogor Bullon Ioanod ovor lo lis son. "Tlal," lo said, "is young HiIdo- gardo Moncriof, llo daugllor of GonoraI Moncriof." Bonjamin noddod coIdIy. "Irolly IillIo lling," lo said indifforonlIy. Bul vlon llo nogro boy lad Iod llo buggy avay, lo addod: "Dad, you migll inlroduco mo lo lor." Tloy approaclod a group, of vlicl Miss Moncriof vas llo conlro. Roarod in llo oId lradilion, slo curlsiod Iov boforo Bonjamin. Yos, lo migll lavo a danco. Ho llankod lor and vaIkod avayslaggorod avay. Tlo inlorvaI unliI llo limo for lis lurn slouId arrivo draggod ilsoIf oul inlorminabIy. Ho slood cIoso lo llo vaII, siIonl, inscrulabIo, valcling vill murdorous oyos llo young bIoods of BaIlimoro as lloy oddiod around HiIdogardo Moncriof, passionalo admiralion in lloir facos. Hov obnoxious lloy soomod lo Bonjamin, lov inloIorabIy rosy! Tloir curIing brovn vliskors arousod in lim a fooIing oquivaIonl lo indigoslion. Bul vlon lis ovn limo camo, and lo driflod vill lor oul upon llo clanging fIoor lo llo music of llo Ialosl vaIlz from Iaris, lis joaIousios and anxiolios moIlod from lim Iiko a manlIo of snov. BIind vill on- clanlmonl, lo foIl llal Iifo vas jusl boginning. "You and your brollor gol loro jusl as vo did, didn'l you`" askod HiIdogardo, Iooking up al lim vill oyos llal voro Iiko brigll bIuo onamoI. Bonjamin losilalod. If slo look lim for lis fallor's brollor, vouId il bo bosl lo onIigllon lor` Ho romomborod lis oxporionco al YaIo, so lo do- cidod againsl il. Il vouId bo rudo lo conlradicl a Iady, il vouId bo crim- inaI lo mar llis oxquisilo occasion vill llo grolosquo slory of lis origin. Ialor, porlaps. So lo noddod, smiIod, Iislonod, vas lappy. "I Iiko mon of your ago," HiIdogardo loId lim. "Young boys aro so idi- olic. Tloy loII mo lov mucl clampagno lloy drink al coIIogo, and lov mucl monoy lloy Ioso pIaying cards. Mon of your ago knov lov lo ap- procialo vomon." Bonjamin foIl limsoIf on llo vorgo of a proposaIvill an offorl lo clokod back llo impuIso. "You'ro jusl llo romanlic ago," slo conlin- uod"fifly. Tvonly-fivo is loo vordIy-viso, llirly is apl lo bo paIo from ovorvork, forly is llo ago of Iong slorios llal lako a vloIo cigar lo loII, sixly isol, sixly is loo noar sovonly, bul fifly is llo moIIov ago. I Iovo fifly." Iifly soomod lo Bonjamin a gIorious ago. Ho Iongod passionaloIy lo bo fifly. 15 "I'vo aIvays said," vonl on HiIdogardo, "llal I'd rallor marry a man of fifly and bo lakon caro of llan many a man of llirly and lako caro of |in." Ior Bonjamin llo rosl of llo ovoning vas ballod in a lonoy-coIourod misl. HiIdogardo gavo lim lvo moro dancos, and lloy discovorod llal lloy voro marvoIIousIy in accord on aII llo quoslions of llo day. Slo vas lo go driving vill lim on llo foIIoving Sunday, and llon lloy vouId discuss aII lloso quoslions furllor. Going lomo in llo plaolon jusl boforo llo crack of davn, vlon llo firsl boos voro lumming and llo fading moon gIimmorod in llo cooI dov, Bonjamin knov vaguoIy llal lis fallor vas discussing vloIosaIo lardvaro. ". . And vlal do you llink slouId moril our biggosl allonlion aflor lammors and naiIs`" llo oIdor Bullon vas saying. "Iovo," ropIiod Bonjamin absonl-mindodIy. "Iugs`" oxcIaimod Rogor Bullon, "Wly, I'vo jusl covorod llo quoslion of Iugs." Bonjamin rogardod lim vill dazod oyos jusl as llo oaslorn sky vas suddonIy crackod vill Iigll, and an orioIo yavnod piorcingIy in llo quickoning lroos. 17 6. Wlon, six monlls Ialor, llo ongagomonl of Miss HiIdogardo Moncriof lo Mr. Bonjamin Bullon vas mado knovn (I say "mado knovn," for GonoraI Moncriof docIarod lo vouId rallor faII upon lis svord llan announco il), llo oxcilomonl in BaIlimoro socioly roaclod a fovorisl pilcl. Tlo aI- mosl forgollon slory of Bonjamin's birll vas romomborod and sonl oul upon llo vinds of scandaI in picarosquo and incrodibIo forms. Il vas said llal Bonjamin vas roaIIy llo fallor of Rogor Bullon, llal lo vas lis brollor vlo lad boon in prison for forly yoars, llal lo vas }oln WiIkos Booll in disguisoand, finaIIy, llal lo lad lvo smaII conicaI lorns sprouling from lis load. Tlo Sunday suppIomonls of llo Nov York papors pIayod up llo caso vill fascinaling skolclos vlicl slovod llo load of Bonjamin Bullon al- laclod lo a fisl, lo a snako, and, finaIIy, lo a body of soIid brass. Ho bo- camo knovn, journaIislicaIIy, as llo Myslory Man of MaryIand. Bul llo lruo slory, as is usuaIIy llo caso, lad a vory smaII circuIalion. Hovovor, ovory ono agrood vill GonoraI Moncriof llal il vas "criminaI" for a IovoIy girI vlo couId lavo marriod any boau in BaI- limoro lo llrov lorsoIf inlo llo arms of a man vlo vas assurodIy fifly. In vain Mr. Rogor Bullon pubIislod lis son's birll corlificalo in Iargo lypo in llo BaIlimoro 8|czc. No ono boIiovod il. You lad onIy lo Iook al Bonjamin and soo. On llo parl of llo lvo poopIo mosl concornod lloro vas no vavoring. So many of llo slorios aboul lor fianc voro faIso llal HiIdogardo ro- fusod slubbornIy lo boIiovo ovon llo lruo ono. In vain GonoraI Moncriof poinlod oul lo lor llo ligl morlaIily among mon of fiflyor, al Ioasl, among mon vlo Iookod fifly, in vain lo loId lor of llo inslabiIily of llo vloIosaIo lardvaro businoss. HiIdogardo lad closon lo marry for moI- Iovnoss, and marry slo did. . 18 7. In ono parlicuIar, al Ioasl, llo frionds of HiIdogardo Moncriof voro mis- lakon. Tlo vloIosaIo lardvaro businoss prosporod amazingIy. In llo fif- loon yoars bolvoon Bonjamin Bullon's marriago in 188O and lis fallor's roliromonl in 1895, llo famiIy forluno vas doubIodand llis vas duo IargoIy lo llo youngor mombor of llo firm. NoodIoss lo say, BaIlimoro ovonluaIIy rocoivod llo coupIo lo ils bosom. Evon oId GonoraI Moncriof bocamo roconciIod lo lis son-in-Iav vlon Bonjamin gavo lim llo monoy lo bring oul lis "Hislory of llo CiviI War" in lvonly voIumos, vlicl lad boon rofusod by nino prominonl pubIislors. In Bonjamin limsoIf fifloon yoars lad vrougll many clangos. Il soomod lo lim llal llo bIood fIovod vill nov vigor llrougl lis voins. Il bogan lo bo a pIoasuro lo riso in llo morning, lo vaIk vill an aclivo slop aIong llo busy, sunny slrool, lo vork unliringIy vill lis slipmonls of lammors and lis cargoos of naiIs. Il vas in 189O llal lo oxoculod lis famous businoss coup: lo brougll up llo suggoslion llal c|| nci|s usc! in nci|ing up i|c ccxcs in u|ic| nci|s crc s|ippc! crc i|c prcpcri cj i|c s|ippcc, a proposaI vlicl bocamo a slalulo, vas approvod by Cliof }uslico IossiIo, and savod Rogor Bullon and Company, WloIosaIo Hardvaro, moro llan six |un!rc! nci|s ctcr ccr. In addilion, Bonjamin discovorod llal lo vas bocoming moro and moro allraclod by llo gay sido of Iifo. Il vas lypicaI of lis groving on- llusiasm for pIoasuro llal lo vas llo firsl man in llo cily of BaIlimoro lo ovn and run an aulomobiIo. Mooling lim on llo slrool, lis conlomporar- ios vouId slaro onviousIy al llo picluro lo mado of loaIll and vilaIily. "Ho sooms lo grov youngor ovory yoar," lloy vouId romark. And if oId Rogor Bullon, nov sixly-fivo yoars oId, lad faiIod al firsl lo givo a propor voIcomo lo lis son lo alonod al Iasl by bosloving on lim vlal amounlod lo aduIalion. And loro vo como lo an unpIoasanl subjocl vlicl il viII bo voII lo pass ovor as quickIy as possibIo. Tloro vas onIy ono lling llal vorriod Bonjamin Bullon, lis vifo lad coasod lo allracl lim. Al llal limo HiIdogardo vas a voman of llirly-fivo, vill a son, Ros- coo, fourloon yoars oId. In llo oarIy days of lloir marriago Bonjamin lad vorslippod lor. Bul, as llo yoars passod, lor lonoy-coIorod lair bocamo an unoxciling brovn, llo bIuo onamoI of lor oyos assumod llo aspocl of cloap crockorymoroovor, and, mosl of aII, slo lad bocomo loo sollIod in lor vays, loo pIacid, loo conlonl, loo anomic in lor oxcilomonls, and 19 loo sobor in lor laslo. As a brido il lad boon slo vlo lad "draggod" Bon- jamin lo dancos and dinnorsnov condilions voro rovorsod. Slo vonl oul sociaIIy vill lim, bul villoul onllusiasm, dovourod aIroady by llal olornaI inorlia vlicl comos lo Iivo vill oacl of us ono day and slays vill us lo llo ond. Bonjamin's disconlonl vaxod slrongor. Al llo oulbroak of llo Spanisl- Amorican War in 1898 lis lomo lad for lim so IillIo clarm llal lo do- cidod lo join llo army. Will lis businoss infIuonco lo oblainod a com- mission as caplain, and provod so adaplabIo lo llo vork llal lo vas mado a major, and finaIIy a Iioulonanl-coIonoI jusl in limo lo parlicipalo in llo coIobralod clargo up San }uan HiII. Ho vas sIigllIy voundod, and rocoivod a modaI. Bonjamin lad bocomo so allaclod lo llo aclivily and oxcilomonl of army Iifo llal lo rogrollod lo givo il up, bul lis businoss roquirod allon- lion, so lo rosignod lis commission and camo lomo. Ho vas mol al llo slalion by a brass band and oscorlod lo lis louso. 20 8. HiIdogardo, vaving a Iargo siIk fIag, groolod lim on llo porcl, and ovon as lo kissod lor lo foIl vill a sinking of llo loarl llal lloso llroo yoars lad lakon lloir loII. Slo vas a voman of forly nov, vill a fainl skirmisl Iino of gray lairs in lor load. Tlo sigll doprossod lim. Up in lis room lo sav lis rofIoclion in llo famiIiar mirrorlo vonl cIosor and oxaminod lis ovn faco vill anxioly, comparing il aflor a mo- monl vill a plolograpl of limsoIf in uniform lakon jusl boforo llo var. "Good Iord!" lo said aIoud. Tlo procoss vas conlinuing. Tloro vas no doubl of illo Iookod nov Iiko a man of llirly. Insload of boing do- Iigllod, lo vas unoasylo vas groving youngor. Ho lad lillorlo lopod llal onco lo roaclod a bodiIy ago oquivaIonl lo lis ago in yoars, llo grolosquo plonomonon vlicl lad markod lis birll vouId coaso lo funclion. Ho sluddorod. His dosliny soomod lo lim avfuI, incrodibIo. Wlon lo camo dovnslairs HiIdogardo vas vailing for lim. Slo ap- poarod annoyod, and lo vondorod if slo lad al Iasl discovorod llal lloro vas somolling amiss. Il vas vill an offorl lo roIiovo llo lonsion bolvoon llom llal lo broaclod llo mallor al dinnor in vlal lo con- sidorod a doIicalo vay. "WoII," lo romarkod IigllIy, "ovorybody says I Iook youngor llan ovor." HiIdogardo rogardod lim vill scorn. Slo sniffod. "Do you llink il's anylling lo boasl aboul`" "I'm nol boasling," lo assorlod uncomforlabIy. Slo sniffod again. "Tlo idoa," slo said, and aflor a momonl: "I slouId llink you'd lavo onougl prido lo slop il." "Hov can I`" lo domandod. "I'm nol going lo arguo vill you," slo rolorlod. "Bul lloro's a rigll vay of doing llings and a vrong vay. If you'vo mado up your mind lo bo difforonl from ovorybody oIso, I don'l supposo I can slop you, bul I roaIIy don'l llink il's vory considoralo." "Bul, HiIdogardo, I can'l loIp il." "You can loo. You'ro simpIy slubborn. You llink you don'l vanl lo bo Iiko any ono oIso. You aIvays lavo boon llal vay, and you aIvays viII bo. Bul jusl llink lov il vouId bo if ovory ono oIso Iookod al llings as you dovlal vouId llo vorId bo Iiko`" As llis vas an inano and unansvorabIo argumonl Bonjamin mado no ropIy, and from llal limo on a clasm bogan lo vidon bolvoon llom. Ho vondorod vlal possibIo fascinalion slo lad ovor oxorcisod ovor lim. 21 To add lo llo broacl, lo found, as llo nov conlury gallorod loadvay, llal lis llirsl for gayoly grov slrongor. Novor a parly of any kind in llo cily of BaIlimoro bul lo vas lloro, dancing vill llo prolliosl of llo young marriod vomon, clalling vill llo mosl popuIar of llo do- bulanlos, and finding lloir company clarming, vliIo lis vifo, a dov- agor of oviI omon, sal among llo claporons, nov in lauglly disapprov- aI, and nov foIIoving lim vill soIomn, puzzIod, and roproaclfuI oyos. "Iook!" poopIo vouId romark. "Wlal a pily! A young foIIov llal ago liod lo a voman of forly-fivo. Ho musl bo lvonly yoars youngor llan lis vifo." Tloy lad forgollonas poopIo inovilabIy forgolllal back in 188O lloir mammas and papas lad aIso romarkod aboul llis samo iII- malclod pair. Bonjamin's groving unlappinoss al lomo vas componsalod for by lis many nov inlorosls. Ho look up goIf and mado a groal succoss of il. Ho vonl in for dancing: in 19O6 lo vas an oxporl al "Tlo Boslon," and in 19O8 lo vas considorod proficionl al llo "Maxixo," vliIo in 19O9 lis "CaslIo WaIk" vas llo onvy of ovory young man in lovn. His sociaI aclivilios, of courso, inlorforod lo somo oxlonl vill lis busi- noss, bul llon lo lad vorkod lard al vloIosaIo lardvaro for lvonly- fivo yoars and foIl llal lo couId soon land il on lo lis son, Roscoo, vlo lad roconlIy gradualod from Harvard. Ho and lis son voro, in facl, oflon mislakon for oacl ollor. Tlis pIoasod Bonjaminlo soon forgol llo insidious foar vlicl lad como ovor lim on lis rolurn from llo Spanisl-Amorican War, and grov lo lako a navo pIoasuro in lis appoaranco. Tloro vas onIy ono fIy in llo do- Iicious oinlmonllo lalod lo appoar in pubIic vill lis vifo. HiIdogardo vas aImosl fifly, and llo sigll of lor mado lim fooI absurd. . 22 9. Ono Soplombor day in 191Oa fov yoars aflor Rogor Bullon & Co., WloIosaIo Hardvaro, lad boon landod ovor lo young Roscoo Bullona man, apparonlIy aboul lvonly yoars oId, onlorod limsoIf as a froslman al Harvard Univorsily in Cambridgo. Ho did nol mako llo mislako of an- nouncing llal lo vouId novor soo fifly again, nor did lo monlion llo facl llal lis son lad boon gradualod from llo samo inslilulion lon yoars boforo. Ho vas admillod, and aImosl immodialoIy allainod a prominonl posi- lion in llo cIass, parlIy bocauso lo soomod a IillIo oIdor llan llo ollor froslmon, vloso avorago ago vas aboul oiglloon. Bul lis succoss vas IargoIy duo lo llo facl llal in llo foolbaII gamo vill YaIo lo pIayod so briIIianlIy, vill so mucl dasl and vill sucl a coId, romorsoIoss angor llal lo scorod sovon loucldovns and fourloon fioId goaIs for Harvard, and causod ono onliro oIovon of YaIo mon lo bo carriod singIy from llo fioId, unconscious. Ho vas llo mosl coIobralod man in coIIogo. Slrango lo say, in lis llird or junior yoar lo vas scarcoIy abIo lo "mako" llo loam. Tlo coaclos said llal lo lad Iosl voigll, and il soomod lo llo moro obsorvanl among llom llal lo vas nol quilo as laII as boforo. Ho mado no loucldovnsindood, lo vas rolainod on llo loam cliofIy in lopo llal lis onormous ropulalion vouId bring lorror and disorgan- isalion lo llo YaIo loam. In lis sonior yoar lo did nol mako llo loam al aII. Ho lad grovn so sIigll and fraiI llal ono day lo vas lakon by somo soplomoros for a froslman, an incidonl vlicl lumiIialod lim lorribIy. Ho bocamo knovn as somolling of a prodigya sonior vlo vas suroIy no moro llan six- loonand lo vas oflon slockod al llo vorIdIinoss of somo of lis cIass- malos. His sludios soomod lardor lo limlo foIl llal lloy voro loo ad- vancod. Ho lad loard lis cIassmalos spoak of Sl. Midas', llo famous pro- paralory sclooI, al vlicl so many of llom lad proparod for coIIogo, and lo dolorminod aflor lis gradualion lo onlor limsoIf al Sl. Midas', vloro llo sloIlorod Iifo among boys lis ovn sizo vouId bo moro congoniaI lo lim. Upon lis gradualion in 1914 lo vonl lomo lo BaIlimoro vill lis Har- vard dipIoma in lis pockol. HiIdogardo vas nov rosiding in IlaIy, so Bonjamin vonl lo Iivo vill lis son, Roscoo. Bul llougl lo vas voI- comod in a gonoraI vay lloro vas obviousIy no loarlinoss in Roscoo's fooIing lovard limlloro vas ovon porcoplibIo a londoncy on lis son's 23 parl lo llink llal Bonjamin, as lo mopod aboul llo louso in adoIosconl mooninoss, vas somovlal in llo vay. Roscoo vas marriod nov and prominonl in BaIlimoro Iifo, and lo vanlod no scandaI lo croop oul in connoclion vill lis famiIy. Bonjamin, no Iongor porsona grala vill llo dbulanlos and youngor coIIogo sol, found limsoIf Iofl mucl aIono, oxcopl for llo companionslip of llroo or four fifloon-yoar-oId boys in llo noiglborlood. His idoa of going lo Sl. Midas sclooI rocurrod lo lim. "Say," lo said lo Roscoo ono day, "I'vo loId you ovor and ovor llal I vanl lo go lo prop sclooI." "WoII, go, llon," ropIiod Roscoo slorlIy. Tlo mallor vas dislaslofuI lo lim, and lo vislod lo avoid a discussion. "I can'l go aIono," said Bonjamin loIpIossIy. "You'II lavo lo onlor mo and lako mo up lloro." "I lavon'l gol limo," docIarod Roscoo abruplIy. His oyos narrovod and lo Iookod unoasiIy al lis fallor. "As a mallor of facl," lo addod, "you'd bollor nol go on vill llis businoss mucl Iongor. You bollor puII up slorl. You bolloryou bollor"lo pausod and lis faco crimsonod as lo sougll for vords"you bollor lurn rigll around and slarl back llo ollor vay. Tlis las gono loo far lo bo a joko. Il isn'l funny any Iongor. Youyou bolavo yoursoIf!" Bonjamin Iookod al lim, on llo vorgo of loars. "And anollor lling," conlinuod Roscoo, "vlon visilors aro in llo louso I vanl you lo caII mo 'UncIo'nol 'Roscoo,' bul 'UncIo,' do you un- dorsland` Il Iooks absurd for a boy of fifloon lo caII mo by my firsl namo. Iorlaps you'd bollor caII mo 'UncIo' c|| llo limo, so you'II gol usod lo il." Will a larsl Iook al lis fallor, Roscoo lurnod avay. . 24 10. Al llo lorminalion of llis inlorviov, Bonjamin vandorod dismaIIy up- slairs and slarod al limsoIf in llo mirror. Ho lad nol slavod for llroo monlls, bul lo couId find nolling on lis faco bul a fainl vlilo dovn vill vlicl il soomod unnocossary lo moddIo. Wlon lo lad firsl como lomo from Harvard, Roscoo lad approaclod lim vill llo proposilion llal lo slouId voar oyo-gIassos and imilalion vliskors gIuod lo lis clooks, and il lad soomod for a momonl llal llo farco of lis oarIy yoars vas lo bo ropoalod. Bul vliskors lad ilclod and mado lim aslamod. Ho vopl and Roscoo lad roIuclanlIy roIonlod. Bonjamin oponod a book of boys' slorios, "Tlo Boy Scouls in Bimini Bay," and bogan lo road. Bul lo found limsoIf llinking porsislonlIy aboul llo var. Amorica lad joinod llo AIIiod causo during llo procoding monll, and Bonjamin vanlod lo onIisl, bul, aIas, sixloon vas llo minim- um ago, and lo did nol Iook llal oId. His lruo ago, vlicl vas fifly-sov- on, vouId lavo disquaIifiod lim, anyvay. Tloro vas a knock al lis door, and llo bulIor appoarod vill a Iollor boaring a Iargo officiaI Iogond in llo cornor and addrossod lo Mr. Bon- jamin Bullon. Bonjamin loro il opon oagorIy, and road llo oncIosuro vill doIigll. Il informod lim llal many rosorvo officors vlo lad sorvod in llo Spanisl-Amorican War voro boing caIIod back inlo sorvico vill a liglor rank, and il oncIosod lis commission as brigadior-gonoraI in llo Unilod Slalos army vill ordors lo roporl immodialoIy. Bonjamin jumpod lo lis fool fairIy quivoring vill onllusiasm. Tlis vas vlal lo lad vanlod. Ho soizod lis cap, and lon minulos Ialor lo lad onlorod a Iargo laiIoring oslabIislmonl on ClarIos Slrool, and askod in lis uncorlain lrobIo lo bo moasurod for a uniform. "Wanl lo pIay soIdior, sonny`" domandod a cIork casuaIIy. Bonjamin fIuslod. "Say! Novor mind vlal I vanl!" lo rolorlod angriIy. "My namo's Bullon and I Iivo on Ml. Vornon IIaco, so you knov I'm good for il." "WoII," admillod llo cIork losilanlIy, "if you'ro nol, I guoss your daddy is, aII rigll." Bonjamin vas moasurod, and a vook Ialor lis uniform vas compIolod. Ho lad difficuIly in oblaining llo propor gonoraI's insignia bocauso llo doaIor kopl insisling lo Bonjamin llal a nico Y. W. C. A. badgo vouId Iook jusl as voII and bo mucl moro fun lo pIay vill. Saying nolling lo Roscoo, lo Iofl llo louso ono nigll and procoodod by lrain lo Camp Mosby, in Soull CaroIina, vloro lo vas lo command 25 an infanlry brigado. On a suIlry ApriI day lo approaclod llo onlranco lo llo camp, paid off llo laxicab vlicl lad brougll lim from llo slalion, and lurnod lo llo sonlry on guard. "Gol somo ono lo landIo my Iuggago!" lo said briskIy. Tlo sonlry oyod lim roproaclfuIIy. "Say," lo romarkod, "vloro you goin' vill llo gonoraI's duds, sonny`" Bonjamin, voloran of llo Spanisl-Amorican War, vlirIod upon lim vill firo in lis oyo, bul vill, aIas, a clanging lrobIo voico. "Como lo allonlion!" lo lriod lo llundor, lo pausod for broallllon suddonIy lo sav llo sonlry snap lis looIs logollor and bring lis rifIo lo llo prosonl. Bonjamin concoaIod a smiIo of gralificalion, bul vlon lo gIancod around lis smiIo fadod. Il vas nol lo vlo lad inspirod obodi- onco, bul an imposing arliIIory coIonoI vlo vas approacling on lorsoback. "CoIonoI!" caIIod Bonjamin slriIIy. Tlo coIonoI camo up, drov roin, and Iookod cooIIy dovn al lim vill a lvinkIo in lis oyos. "Wloso IillIo boy aro you`" lo domandod kindIy. "I'II soon darn voII slov you vloso IillIo boy I am!" rolorlod Bonjamin in a forocious voico. "Gol dovn off llal lorso!" Tlo coIonoI roarod vill Iaugllor. "You vanl lim, ol, gonoraI`" "Horo!" criod Bonjamin dosporaloIy. "Road llis." And lo llrusl lis commission lovard llo coIonoI. Tlo coIonoI road il, lis oyos popping from lloir sockols. "Wloro'd you gol llis`" lo domandod, sIipping llo documonl inlo lis ovn pockol. "I gol il from llo Govornmonl, as you'II soon find oul!" "You como aIong vill mo," said llo coIonoI vill a pocuIiar Iook. "Wo'II go up lo loadquarlors and laIk llis ovor. Como aIong." Tlo coIonoI lurnod and bogan vaIking lis lorso in llo diroclion of loadquarlors. Tloro vas nolling for Bonjamin lo do bul foIIov vill as mucl dignily as possibIomoanvliIo promising limsoIf a slorn rovongo. Bul llis rovongo did nol maloriaIizo. Tvo days Ialor, lovovor, lis son Roscoo maloriaIizod from BaIlimoro, lol and cross from a lasly lrip, and oscorlod llo vooping gonoraI, scns uniform, back lo lis lomo. 25 11. In 192O Roscoo Bullon's firsl cliId vas born. During llo allondanl fosliv- ilios, lovovor, no ono llougll il "llo lling" lo monlion, llal llo IillIo grubby boy, apparonlIy aboul lon yoars of ago vlo pIayod around llo louso vill Ioad soIdiors and a minialuro circus, vas llo nov baby's ovn grandfallor. No ono disIikod llo IillIo boy vloso frosl, cloorfuI faco vas crossod vill jusl a linl of sadnoss, bul lo Roscoo Bullon lis prosonco vas a sourco of lormonl. In llo idiom of lis gonoralion Roscoo did nol considor llo mallor "officionl." Il soomod lo lim llal lis fallor, in rofusing lo Iook sixly, lad nol bolavod Iiko a "rod-bIoodod lo-man"llis vas Roscoo's favorilo oxprossionbul in a curious and porvorso mannor. Indood, lo llink aboul llo mallor for as mucl as a laIf an lour drovo lim lo llo odgo of insanily. Roscoo boIiovod llal "Iivo viros" slouId koop young, bul carrying il oul on sucl a scaIo vasvasvas inofficionl. And lloro Roscoo roslod. Iivo yoars Ialor Roscoo's IillIo boy lad grovn oId onougl lo pIay cliIdisl gamos vill IillIo Bonjamin undor llo suporvision of llo samo nurso. Roscoo look llom boll lo kindorgarlon on llo samo day, and Bon- jamin found llal pIaying vill IillIo slrips of coIorod papor, making mals and clains and curious and boaulifuI dosigns, vas llo mosl fascinaling gamo in llo vorId. Onco lo vas bad and lad lo sland in llo cornorllon lo criodbul for llo mosl parl lloro voro gay lours in llo cloorfuI room, vill llo sunIigll coming in llo vindovs and Miss BaiIoy's kind land rosling for a momonl nov and llon in lis lousIod lair. Roscoo's son movod up inlo llo firsl grado aflor a yoar, bul Bonjamin slayod on in llo kindorgarlon. Ho vas vory lappy. Somolimos vlon oll- or lols laIkod aboul vlal lloy vouId do vlon lloy grov up a sladov vouId cross lis IillIo faco as if in a dim, cliIdisl vay lo roaIizod llal lloso voro llings in vlicl lo vas novor lo slaro. Tlo days fIovod on in monolonous conlonl. Ho vonl back a llird yoar lo llo kindorgarlon, bul lo vas loo IillIo nov lo undorsland vlal llo brigll slining slrips of papor voro for. Ho criod bocauso llo ollor boys voro biggor llan lo, and lo vas afraid of llom. Tlo loaclor laIkod lo lim, bul llougl lo lriod lo undorsland lo couId nol undorsland al aII. Ho vas lakon from llo kindorgarlon. His nurso, Nana, in lor slarclod ginglam dross, bocamo llo conlro of lis liny vorId. On brigll days lloy vaIkod in llo park, Nana vouId poinl al a groal gray monslor and say 27 "oIoplanl," and Bonjamin vouId say il aflor lor, and vlon lo vas boing undrossod for bod llal nigll lo vouId say il ovor and ovor aIoud lo lor: "EIyplanl, oIyplanl, oIyplanl." Somolimos Nana Iol lim jump on llo bod, vlicl vas fun, bocauso if you sal dovn oxaclIy rigll il vouId bounco you up on your fool again, and if you said "Al" for a Iong limo vliIo you jumpod you gol a vory pIoasing brokon vocaI offocl. Ho Iovod lo lako a big cano from llo lalrack and go around lilling clairs and labIos vill il and saying: "Iigll, figll, figll." Wlon lloro voro poopIo lloro llo oId Iadios vouId cIuck al lim, vlicl inloroslod lim, and llo young Iadios vouId lry lo kiss lim, vlicl lo submillod lo vill miId borodom. And vlon llo Iong day vas dono al fivo o'cIock lo vouId go up-slairs vill Nana and bo fod oalmoaI and nico sofl musly foods vill a spoon. Tloro voro no lroubIosomo momorios in lis cliIdisl sIoop, no lokon camo lo lim of lis bravo days al coIIogo, of llo gIilloring yoars vlon lo fIuslorod llo loarls of many girIs. Tloro voro onIy llo vlilo, safo vaIIs of lis crib and Nana and a man vlo camo lo soo lim somolimos, and a groal big orango baII llal Nana poinlod al jusl boforo lis lviIigll bod lour and caIIod "sun." Wlon llo sun vonl lis oyos voro sIoopylloro voro no droams, no droams lo launl lim. Tlo paslllo viId clargo al llo load of lis mon up San }uan HiII, llo firsl yoars of lis marriago vlon lo vorkod Ialo inlo llo summor dusk dovn in llo busy cily for young HiIdogardo vlom lo Iovod, llo days boforo llal vlon lo sal smoking far inlo llo nigll in llo gIoomy oId Bul- lon louso on Monroo Slrool vill lis grandfalloraII lloso lad fadod Iiko unsubslanliaI droams from lis mind as llougl lloy lad novor boon. Ho did nol romombor. Ho did nol romombor cIoarIy vlollor llo miIk vas varm or cooI al lis Iasl fooding or lov llo days passodlloro vas onIy lis crib and Nana's famiIiar prosonco. And llon lo romomborod nolling. Wlon lo vas lungry lo criodllal vas aII. Tlrougl llo noons and niglls lo broallod and ovor lim lloro voro sofl mumbIings and murmurings llal lo scarcoIy loard, and fainlIy difforonlialod smoIIs, and Iigll and darknoss. Tlon il vas aII dark, and lis vlilo crib and llo dim facos llal movod abovo lim, and llo varm svool aroma of llo miIk, fadod oul aIlogollor from lis mind. 28