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Pin goes to Heroes primary school. He is in fifth grade. His best friend is Unk. His parents named him so because he was born with big ear lobes. Unk goes to the same school and is in the same grade as Pin, his best friend. His parents named him so because he was born with a big nose. Today at Heroes primary school, the fifth grade is to welcome a new maths teacher. This will change Pin and Unk's lives forever. Ris goes to Heroes primary school. She is in sixth grade. She is the most popular girl in school. Her parents named her so because she was born with big eyes. Epi goes to the same school and is in the same grade as Ris. She is quiet and doesn't have friends. Her parents named her so because she was born with long hands. Today at Heroes primary school, students in the sixth grade are to attend the first class in their chosen extracurricular clubs. This will change Ris and Epi's lives forever. Bud goes to Heroes primary school. He is in seventh grade. He is the most popular boy in school. His parents named him so because he was born with a big mouth. Today at Heroes primary school, a new discipline master has been appointed. This will change Bud's life forever.

2. A screeching wave of sound put Pin's ears on end and alarmed him wide awake. His mother was a large woman who screamed whatever she said. His father was already at an office job before Pin woke up. After an hour of brushing, washing and more screeching sounds, Pin headed out the door to school, before his mother shoved a biscuit or two in his mouth.

Waiting for him outside was his best friend Unk. They walked to school together; it was a ten minute walk. It was just after second period and the fifth grade was chaotic. Pin was suddenly aware of an eerie chill in the classroom. "My name is Upendo Handles, call me Madame Handles. I am your new mathematics teacher," said Mdme Handles. Pin closed his eyes in horror, covered his ears and clenched his teeth as Mdme Handles burrowed her chalk in the board, making a sound so terrifying that it would awaken the dead. He opens his eyes to the sight of Mdme Handles flying at him at supersonic speed. She is wielding a chalk sword, her underarms making formidable wings. Pin shoots up from his desk, his earlobes flattened out, propelling him in the air. Mdme Handles thrusts her chalk sword at Pin, and pins him by his shirt to the wall. "You are no match for me student," says Mdme Handles in a hollow evil voice. Unk blows in air through his nostrils and pumps it out to gushing effect at Mdme Handles. The gushing air blows her away as Pin spins and tears out his shirt, flies at her kicking her in the face. As she falls to the ground, she blows chalk dust in Pin's face. Unk blows in the dust away from Pin. As Unk's eyes close due to the chalk, Pin holds and tries to help him. Pin hears a scream and a sharp pinch in his body caused by the chalk sword. The chalk defeats him, his earlobes fold, his eyes close as he collapses to the ground. Mdme Handles looked down straight at Pin and Unk as they lifted their heads and opened their eyes. "It is detention for sleeping in my class," said Mdme Handles. Pin rubbed away the sharp pinch as he looked at Unk in defeat. It was lunch time. 3. "She is evil, what should we do Pin?" said Unk. "She is a nemesis alright" answered Pin. Unk and Pin were lined up for their lunch. Unk liked to eat a lot making him a fat kid. So lunch time was his favorite part of a school day. He wore big leather boots that

weren't ever tied properly; they made loud, dragging sounds all over the school corridors. "No flavored yoghurt for those in detention today." Unk turns to the voice, his nostrils wide open in fury. "Yes student, you heard me clearly," says Mdme Handles, standing on guard, her underarms flapping, ready to charge at Unk. Unk blows his nostrils downward which thrust him up the air. Before he can attack Mdme Handles, Lunchlady Apron knocks him from behind, flying on her food stained apron, which is never washed. It is said that the more stains the apron has, the more powerful and resourceful it becomes. Unk was used to Lunchlady Apron fighting battles with him. She pulls out a massive club from her apron and swings at him, breaking against Unk's nose. He turns and swiftly kicks his boot on LL Apron's sheen, staggering her. Unk then kicks his other boot but it slips off his foot and knocks LL Apron on her head, making her furious. She throws grenades which Unk blows and smashes in mid air. She uloads a lethal weapon and shoots at him. Unk sees pellets shoot through the weapon barrel, piercing through the air heading for him. His sight is suddenly blocked, as Pin jumps in front of him and the pellets shoot through Pin's abdomen. As Unk consoles Pin, LL Apron whips out the cloak of death and annihilates Unk, as he closes his eyes in distaste. Unk turned and opened his eyes. "No yogurt for you detention boys" said LL Apron, "Only broccoli, mash potato and spinach." Mdme Handles walked to Pin and Unk and said "You get double detention for sulking, boys." 4. Meanwhile, the sixth grade was crowding around the notice board. Ris stood out from the crowd. She was tall and well put. Her hair combed and pinned properly, dressed neatly and her nails very smart. Students in the sixth grade had gathered there to verify their names in respective clubs. Earlier that week, they had been given forms to choose and tick along which club they preferred. Ris

had chosen to join the fashion club but on that day, ticked on the box along a club below the fashion club by mistake. On the board, she saw her name on a list in the corresponding class which her club was to attend. Ris and other students were now in her new club class waiting for their teacher. "My name is Upendo Handles, call me Madame Handles. I am your new pottery club teacher." Ris's eyes widen and her pupils dilate as Mdme Handles pulls a whip and attacks Ris. Ris focuses her iris on the whip slashing it, its slashed half turning to mud splattering on her hands. Ris flips and somersaults over Mdme Handles beaming a killer ray at her. Mdme Handles sways, moves out the way and whips Ris to the ground. As Mdme Handles approaches a helpless Ris, she feels sensitive and stern tentacles lunge her violently against a wall, putting her off. Mdme Handles pulls herself up to see Epi's long fingers extending towards her at impeccable speed. Epi grabs Mdme Handles and starts sapping her life slowly. Meanwhile Ris gets up and shoots a ray at Mdme Handles. In an instant, Mdme Handles pulls out her chalk sword, slashing Epi's fingers and deflecting Ris's ray back at her as she closes her eyes. Ris and Epi were in a muddy mess as Mdme Handles stood over them and said, "It is detention for being lazy and not paying attention in my class." Ris looked at Epi in regret as she realized she was in the wrong club. 5. Epi walked out the pottery class and headed to the library. She took a snack out of her bag. Epi was a loner and her favorite time of a school day was in the library. As she bit into her snack, its wrapper clumsily fell to the ground. She got down to pick it. Epi's hands feel a tingling sensation as she gets up to a shocking image of Gardener Stincteeth charging at her. GStincteeth breathes a venomous and vile flame towards Epi. She swings and waves her hands in a mesmerizing fashion to put out GStincteeth's flame. Epi extends and walks on her hands, taking giant leaps before smacking

GStincteeth in the face. The impact thrusts GStincteeth hard into the ground. Two of his gangly teeth fall out as he struggles to get up. Suddenly, blowers launch GStincteeth to the air and he is fast sprinkling acidic liquid at Epi. She guards her face but her hands are scorched by the liquid. As he reaches for the kill, GStincteeth's skull is dissected and cracks under Ris's surgical ray. Epi and Ris, closing their eyes in victory, stand over GStincteeth as he mumbles his last words, "The discipline master will hear of this." "His breath stinks, doesn't it?" Ris said to Epi. Epi nodded her head in agreement as they walked away. 6. It was physical education for the seventh grade. Bud was tall and good looking, he liked sports. He did not spend much time in the classroom. He thought studying was boring and not cool. To stay the most popular boy in school, he had to avoid things that weren't cool, like uncool friends, uncool studying and uncool everything except sports, which was cool. Bud and his gymmates were changing into their sports clothes, when he noticed he hadn't packed his sneakers. He looks up to see Coach Butchest bulldozing wildly heading at him. Coach Butchest's severly muscular frame is only surpassed by his even more muscular chest. He leaps up and swings his huge fist, landing a heavy blow at Bud, throwing him and knocking down lockers in the gym. He grabs Bud and throws him against the ceiling. As he falls, in a brisk move and taste, Bud wraps his tongue around Coach Butchest's neck and throws him out the gym door and into the school pool. Coach Butchest and Bud wrestle violently in the pool. They leap out the water as Bud kicks Coach Butchest in the chest. The impact pushes Bud to the ground. Coach Butchest leaps heading out the gym, when Bud swings his tongue and catches him on the neck once more. They struggle down school corridors as Coach Butchest chokes on Bud's grip. Banging on walls until Coach Butchest's muscular frame can't take it any

longer. As Bud moves in for a killer blow, he is stunned by a sharp pain. His tongue recedes and he falls to the ground eyes closed. He opened his eyes in the discipline master's office. "It is double detention for not bringing sports clothes to gym and for rebelling," holding chalk in her hand, she added, "I am the new discipline master, Madame Handles." 7. It was after school but the beginning of detention for Pin, Unk, Ris, Epi and Bud. Pin sat wondering what he would tell his parents when he went home. He unfolds his ear lobes to the sound of Bud's swift tongue lashing and strangling him by the neck, and proceeding to drag him up and down the walls of the detention room. Pin swings a blade of his ear lobe to devastating effect on Bud's tongue. As Unk hurries to Pin's aid, he bumps into Ris and his untied boot scrapes and smears dirt on Ris's sparkly white shoes. Ris's stare lifts Unk and bangs him violently to the wall of the detention room. Unk blows his nostrils to a smearing crash on Ris. Unk's feet are suddenly off the ground, his fat body falls to the ground of the detention room as he sees Epi's hands let go his ankles like snakes after a fatal bite. Pin, Unk, Ris, Epi and Bud stare at one another in an intense face off..... -End-