STEPHEN L.

FOX

WRITTEN & ILLUSTRATED BY

for all their power and majesty,

stars appear very common in the
middle of a night sky.

At first glance, this

might appear to be a
simple story about
four idiots weaving
their unique form of
destruction across
the galaxy.

While that's a fair

enough description,
this is also a tale
about friendship,
loyalty, adventure

appearances,
though,can
canbe
be
appearances though
deceiving.

...and rednecks.
this story has a lot
of rednecks.

Seriously, boys.
I say we take the new
A.R., strap that sucker to
the Jeep, and see how
many rabbits we can
pick off.

There y'all
go. three domestics and a beer
and coke.
yeah, man. Even
Bob Barker castrates
his pets. Not to mention
the deal of doin' it at
home...in comfort.
Genius.

Now, you
know I love
brutalizing critters, but I got a
'mower competition bright 'n
early at 11 in
the AM.

When are you

gonna quit orderin'
that crap?

Boy,
when're you
gonna get a
real job?

If I was you, I'd

concentrate my efforts
on your In-Home Pet
Castration Kits

As soon as
my slip-fall
settlement runs
out, and not a
second
sooner.
Back off,
man. it's
classy.

NEX CREATED & EVERYTHING ELSE BY:

Stephen L. Fox
EDITED BY:

MICHAEL MCREYNOLDS
special thanks to:

Ray & Linda fox

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Girl, you get

any prettier, I
don't know how
I'm gonna
handle it.

Aw, Keith, if
you weren't so
creepy I'd really
appreciate
that.

Don't
your momma know we
got eleven kids? Whatre
we supposed to do with
the other six?

I think she might

be partial to the
rugrats we birthed
during our on-again
off-again marital
bliss.

By the way baby, I'm

goin' shootin with Keith &
Ricky in the morning so I need
to pick up Makenzie, Martin, Maliki,
Mandy, and Benny around six so
they can be at momma's by
six thirty.

UGH! That woman! You

know she's the reason our
last marriages fell
apart!

Don't drink
those, dummies.
They're for table
three.

Hey there,
dew-drop.
babeee...

Hrm.

Shut up
and scoot
over.

Umcan we
have our beer,
please?

Ow.

hey
now!

Just a sec,
But
sugar. it's getting
ho

cant a lady
take 2 seconds
to rub her
corns?!

Uh...

Anyways, I think
Britney's tryin' to get
me fired.
Keith, spit
in this beer,
willya?

I actually heard
that...

Uh,
no thanks.

How you
figgur'?
ever since I got
lefty done She's been
actin' crazy jealous. I
mean, I know I'm half way
to every man's dream, but
it ain't right to judge
someone based
strictly on their
sensuality.

i mean, Shed be
a cute girl too if
she did a sit-up every
once and a while.

You
can really
buy those one
at a time?

Desi-baby, jealousy is a little green

monster I know all too
well. itll blow over as
soon as they realize
youre still the same
sweet lady.

Well, If I wind up
layin face down in a
gutter with one boob
cut out, you know the
redhaired witch that
done it.

Whelp, I better get

home and do some
practice laps before bed.
i can usually get in five
or six before the
cops show.

Yeah, I should
probably get home
too. one of our
sitters has a rule
about stayin after
two a.m.

meanwhile...

Zox?

Zox!?

ZOX!!!

Adoyan Abductions: Franchise 427

Ba-ba-ba-da,
do-do-dee-do,
Doncha know that yer
toxiiiiiic!
There you are.
Do you have the
serums organized
and ready toHello?

GRAG-NAK
IT, ZOX!

Are the serums

ready? We need a
Whaoh, hey
sedative, the NEX
doc! What's
combat enhancer,
happenin'?
and Memory Wipe
for
whatever idiot
earthlings we
abduct. If you screw
it up again

Fessur, RE-lax.
its totally under
controlall the
serums are mixed
and colorcoded.

I know I don't have

to remind you what
happened last time you
didn't properly sedate
a Saturian.

Heh. Who knew

Saturians were in heat
during the spring equinox? Not this guy,
that's for sure.

Just make sure

everything's in
order...color
coded?

Totally got your

stresses taken care of,
doc. Just relax, it's all
gonna go smooth this
time.

>sigh<...Why
don't you take your
fifteen minutes
before we abduct
the humans.

You tha'
boss,
boss!

...and then, just

as the monster truck
is about to crush all
those subcompacts...

Just make
sure you bring a
ring. I tried using
a piece of string as
a stand-in once, and
apparently it ain't as
romantic as the
movies make it
out.

BAM! She'll
look back at me,
and there I'll be on
one knee.

Hey
ya'll?

Watcha do is
take'er into the
hardware store, look
around like yer lost,
and then outta nowhere
you slide a two inch nut
on her and promise to
replace it with a
half carat.

Um,
fellas...does
anyone else see
that incredibly
bright light?

>sniffle<
dang, man...I'd
marry ya.

she
ain't gonna know
what hit her. when
that big ole trucks
headlights wash over
us...her life's
Keith, What the
gonna change.
hell are you
talkin' about?
DOES ANYONE
ELSE SEE THAT
Romance, man.
HORRIFYINGLY
Ro-mance.
BRIGHT LIGHT?

Sorry
I'm late. I fell
asleep on the toilet
again.

Uhyes.

Space
ship?

>Whew!<
I was afraid
someone slipped
me another
roofie.

If
that AIN'T a
spaceship, I'll
eat that sweatSon, dont
crusted A-shirt
be tacky. it's
off yer
called an
back.
A-shirt.
A-shirt?
You mean
my wife-

What're
yall staring
aOhdang.

Sodoes this
mean the Scientologists are
right?

beater?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

It's like a 90
day deal. You diet,
work out, and when it's
over you're totally
ripped. Hand me the
memory wipe.
a few minutes later...

I bet like 90%

of those
before/after
photos are fake.
Allen, Which one's
the memory
wipe?

they probably
got the guy that
PhotoShopped the
president's birth
certificate.

zzzzzzzz...

I
don't buy
it

uuuhhh
wha? huh?

Where
where the
heck am I?

Just relax
Ricky,they'll be
done in a
sec.

how
would you
know that?

You
might say this
ain't my first
rodeo.

Zox said
he color
coded them.
lessee, it's
the teal
one.

Hey, Zox. which

one of these is
the memory
wipe?
Keeeeeith!
How's it
hanging, bud?
Dude, it's the
Oh, it's
teal one.
goin'. I
finally finished
you said it,
the Camino.
man. Sheesh,
We need to
what's with the
cruise.
super fat
guy?
hey, man.
that aint
cool...

I thought we
wiped the memory
of all the rednecks
we abducted. Why's
this guy all like, "Hey
Zox, we needa yada,
yada..."

Apparently, Keith's
propensity for abusing his
head has made him immune to our
best mind-wiping drugs. So, Adoyan
Abductions worked a deal that keeps
our trips to earth a secret, and
Keith up to his ears in do-ityourself probe kits.

It's not what yer

thinkin'. theyre for
my cat. I ain't no
sicko.

Keith, how do
you know
these...these
THINGS!?
Buddy, I been
tellin' y'all I was
abducted by aliens
for years.
They ALL
look teal? Why
couldn't you just
leave the labels on
instead of organizing
them by incredibly
similar shades of
blue!?
It's not MY fault
you guys don't know
your colors. Teal has a
whimsical hint of aqua
green in it. Powder and Sky
Blue are non-clashing
shades suitable for a
baby's room or a
heavenly day spa.

Inject these
rednecks and lets
get going! We still
have the Saturian and
Martians after
this.
We
all figured that
was just Keith crazy
talk! Yunno, like the
death threats and
promises of financial repayment.

zzzzzzzzzz...

If I
get stuck
with that thing,
you an' me are
gonna dance
#$%-beatin'
style.

I'm
trying to figure
that out, but David
Bromstead here didn't
make it easy. Zox,
come show me which
one is "teal."

Which one
is the
Memory
Wipe?!

Zox, just
help Allen find
the stupid
injections!

What?
No way. That's

not how we
learn.

C'mon now,
everybody just
take'er easy

Take'er
easy!? I say we
tear through as
many of these
smurfs as we can
until they take
us home!

Fine, if you
want to coddle
him...

You
guys are so
high maintenance.
gimmie
those.

Look, seeyou
have powder blue, sky
blue, and Teal. See?
Whimsical, right?

GRRRRRR
Hey!

uh...

yeah, yeah.
One for
you..
zzzzzzzzzzz-

and one
for the gut
with legs...

and
you

YEOOOOW!!!

HA! Gut
with legs.
good one,
zox.

Uh...fellas?
Where are
we!?

Take these NEX

Combat Enhancers
down the hall to the
Martian Combat
squad.

Well, there's
the long story,
and the short
story...

Yessir.
Should I drop
off the Saturian
sedative on my
way?

Yunno, the
empty syringes
look kinda
powder blue
to me.

NO thanks. I'd
better deliver that one
myself. Fessur's still
touchy about last time.
Just when I think he's "over
it," he lays an egg and
gets all sensitive
again.

Am
I going to
have to have a
color theory
class? I mean, how
is it that the color
blind guy is the only
one that knows the
difference between
powder blue and
teal?
Color...
what?

Yeah, well, you

don't get better at
something without
practice right? So,
who's ready for
lunch?

Can
somebody
please tell me

Zox you
idiot...

what the crap's

going on?!

Abduction.
Probing.
Stabbing.

Dude, Zox I
REALLY don't think
this was memory
wipe.
Wha? No way
ohyeah. I guess
powder blue an teal
ARE kinda similar.
you injected
these morons with
the combat
enhancers?!

e!!!

Oh, come on,

Allen. haven't you ever
made the same mistake
repeatedly?

rumbl

What's going
on, Zox?!

Welp. I either
gave you superpowers or killed you.
Guess we'll find out
together, right?

whoa.

Huh?

Oh, yes.

GAAAAAAAAH!

WELL, THAT
ANSWERS
THAT.

WOW.
THAT is one big
mullet.

meanwhile, just a hallway away...

Okay, explain it
again. I'm missing
something.

attention, adoyan abductions staff:

there is an ABDUCTEE ESCAPE IN
PROgrESS on examination level 1.
repeat, an ABDUCTEE EsCAPE is IN
PROgrESS. ALSO, DON'T FORGET TONIGHT IS
TACO NIGHT on the CAFETERIA level.

And
That
what, they
sounds like the
fight to the
dumbest show I've
death?
ever heard of.
Okay, okay. So they
take 12 Adoyans and put
It's dramatic.
No, man. you're
them on a ship that's comI mean, they yell and
missing the point. They sleep around and lie
pletely rigged with
just, yunno, ARE. It's
cameras.
to each other.
totally unscripted.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

What
tha

s-super
strong
redneck.

HELP
ME!!!

Why
It's kinda based
do we abduct
on physiology. There
such violent
should be a strong-guy, creatures?!
a changeling, a sorta'
I
brainy guy, a demolitions
know,
specialist, and a
right?
speedster.
So,
are we all
gonna get super
strong?

C'mere, boy!
Let's see how
you like it!

I DON'T
UNDERSTAND!!!
OW!
you're biting
my ear?! Why are
you biting my
ear!?

HELP!HELP!HELP!
I don't wanna see
how I like it!

meanwhile, on Security Level 1

ICK!
CHA-CH

Well,
Bots...

So,
there I was...just
me, four toothpicks,
and some foreign chick
against the entire
Brohan army.

All hope was

lostThe Brohans knew
they had us right where they
wanted us. But what they
didnt know was that I had six
more toothpicks hidden
conveniently in my left
boot...

attention, adoyan abductions staff:

there is an ABDUCTEE ESCAPE IN
PROgrESS on examination level 1.
repeat, an ABDUCTEE EsCAPE is IN
PROgrESS. ALSO, DON'T FORGET TONIGHT IS
TACO NIGHT on the CAFETERIA level.

Time to be
awesome.

Time
to give you a
taste of your
own-Why's my hand

Whaaaaa?

AAAAAHHH!

gettin' so heavy?

!
POKE

KATAN
G!
Don't ya'
love the way
M'bad, they bounce?
Billy!

zzzzzzzzzz...

AAAAAHHH!

How
many times am I
gonna get stabzzzzzzzzzzzzz

OOph!

punt!

Wake up,
Billydangit,
wake up.

BRIK! Thank
heavens.

you
think a wet
willy would
work?

Why don't
you boys pick
on somebody...

pfffffftwho can
kick yer
butt.

yunno, the
toughest smurf
is still just a
smurf.

so,
you think youre just
gonna run past me and my
squad, big guy?
Well, there'll
definitely be sum
runnin'. But mostly
I'm plannin' on an old
fashioned behind the
woodshed kinda
deal.

Huh...wha...yeah,
Yep...I'm totally
awake.

P!

zzzzzzzzz

thud!

Uhyour
arm's a
gun.
yeah, still
figurin' how I
feel about
that.

Man I'm
really running
fas-zzzz...

OM

FOR NARNIA!

whats a
narnia?
an When did he
become our
leader?

WH

cmon, fellas,
lets put these
runts in their place...

thud!
AHHHHHH!

ALIEN KEITH!

dang,
billy, you are
bookin.

Is
anyone else
REALLY friggin
tired?

Do what,
now?
oh... dang.

why am I
blue?!

h
c
a-

!
m
oo

WHY ARE
YOU ASKING
ME?!

Come
on, fellas, don't
be shy! We're handin'
out free beatings for
critters and
robots!

how did he
become our

leader?!

escapees 228 & 227 contained.

smash!

cease all offensive

manuevers immediately!

but
I dont want
to be the
smart one. I
want a cool
power.

dang.
at least it
looks like
Brets having
fun...

didnt he
say it was
physiological? maybe
since were
brothers, we
can both have
gun arms.
yeah, hes just
lucky those are series
well, I
s-aa-325 security droids. guess we
if this ship carried any
found the
aa-1337.5 robots, wed
brainy one.
all be up a creek.

give it a
try. Just
think gun.

crap! its
the tough
one!

where you goin? I

thought earth-girls
liked to dance?

Gun.Gun.
Gun.Gun.Gun.Gun.
Gun. Gun.Gun.Gun.
Gun.Gun.Gun.

dagummit!
Ive had about all I
can stand of you
little blue morons.
Now step aside, tatertot before I zap you
in the head with this
thing!

Thats it. i
warned you!

I dont think
you know what
that thing
is.

Of
course I do,
it's a horrifying
alien weapon.

huh...

flashlight?

flashlight.

Uh,
ricky, I
don't think

Dang!

Friggin'
humans.

doh!

Guh!

squadron 2,
engage abductee
226.

That
all you got,
oakley?

Nope.

Smart@$$.

a (relatively) short distance away...

I gotta say, the

new branding is NICe. I
really feel like it pulls
the whole "pink peace
alliance" messaging
together.

How
long will we
sit by and let
Adoyan Abductions
peddle their business
of torturing poor,
filthy, stupid
humans?

No way...
oh great. Now
all I see is the
skull.
I dunno,
don't you think
it kinda looks
like a skull?

How
long will they
will the corpoprofit from harsh
rate greed continue,
experimentation on a
or are you going to
species that is so infe- stand up against this
rior and helplessly kind of abduction and
pathetic?!
mutilation?!
Um...that
was a lot of
information.
Are we answering the part
about experimentation, greed,
or standing
up?

Are you
with me?

Today, when we
board that Abduction
ship, well teach corporate Adoy a lesson
it won't soon
forget!

Speaking
of forgetting,
don't you dare
forget to stop by
the Pink Peace
bookstore to pick
up my new book
"DiDinetics: My
god is pinker
than your
god."

security level 2: holding cells/brig

They exist, but they serve no

purpose? That defies reason.

As far as my records state,

males of the species do not
nurse their young.

So, they simply serve

as decoration?

And also an alternative

area of puncture for the
attachment of jeweled
adornments.

ewwwww.
zzzzzzzzzz...

Billy! Wake up,

man! Billy!

What the crud,

Zox. I thought
Dude, Don't mistake my
we were buds,
apathy toward you and your
man.
Good luck with
predicament as a slight on our
Buddy, he
that, man. Your
friendship. I mean,
routinely kidnaps,
buddy with the cowboy
c'mon...I'm kind of a
stabs, and experiments
hat pumped ole' Billy full
screw-up!
Sounds
on you. That's only
of Saturian Sedative.
like justififriendship in
He'll be sleepin' that
able homicide
California.
off for the next
to me.
Sounds like a
year or so.
better date than I've had
in a long time! Am I right,
huh, huh? ...you know
what I'm sayin'.

What
would you say was
the best part of your
time here at Adoyan
Abductions?

I concur.
Which is why I'm so
happy to be here
for your exit
interview.

Yeah, I was
just thinking
that..."taco
night"

Oh, definitely that

sexy voice on the loud
speaker. That's a chick
I need to meet.

Uh...right. What could

Adoyan Abductions have done
to prevent you from committing unintentional mutiny?
Hmmmm...
Pass.

Sweet!
On the "sex"
question, can
you write in
"yes" instead
of "male?"
I got a question.
How is it that aliens
from across the galaxy
speak English?

They're
check-boxes.
it wouldn't be
practical.

Maybe you
should ask
why you
speak
Adoyan.

Well, ain't
that a kick in
the teeth.

WHAT was
that?

The Saturian
woke up, man!
It's like some
kind of jacked-up
sequel!

What's
goingooph!

Someone's
gotta do something! Not me,
but SOMEONE!

Soon, my
dear Fessur,
we'll be
together
again.

Mrs.
Didi, we're
approaching the Adoyan
Abductions vessel. We'll
be ready to board in
60 seconds.

I can't believe
I ever let you
hating me come
between us.

RAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
NO MORE POKEY!!!

GUH!
docking
now, maam.

excellent.
make sure everyone is briefed and
wearing their
t-shirts.

aw cmon,
you big
baby...

AAAAAAAHHHH!

This
is it pink peacers!
its time to put your
convictions into action! we
are not individuals. we are
not mere protestors. we
are the Pink PEace
alliace!

grrrrrr!
its
so dark in
here

crunch!

this is your
time. today is
your da

hang on,
im gonna
punch him!

are you kidding?!

punch him? why
dont you give him a
bubble bath while
youre back there?!

is fessur
working
tonight?

no,
bobby, were
here to save
humans.
yeah! i cant
wait to kill some
oh,
humans!
right. Kill.
im gonna kill
humans.

nope.
still not
right.

Sheesh, first
super-rednecks, now
a saturian with a fear
of needles?

RAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Adoyan Abductions! Your reign
of terror ends
NOW!!!

alright, bots.
Ignore the hippies
and take down that
raging pink nightmare!

Now's our
chance! They've
decided we're not a
threat! Their foolishness will be their
undoing!

totally not a
threat.

oh
look, more
bouncy blue
things.

wait- what are

you doing! were
here to save
you!
i told
you we were
supposed to
kill them.

youre welcome!
we are pink peace, and
we are definitely not
here to kill you!

hey,
ricky...
watch this!

aaaahhhh!

any
ideas about
how to get
outta here?

alright!

humans
saved!

holy crap,
these things
look a lot
different on
t.v.

gun.
gun. gun. gun.
gun- this is not
working.

humans suck!

leave? i
love this
place. i feel
like the flapper
in a pinball
machine.

we can take a left,

...
the second right, up the
stairs, pry off the AC grill
above the control panel, shimmey
down to the third level, pop off that
grill, run across the main chamber,
maybe you
and grab one of the escape
should lead the
shuttles...that is, unless you
way.
wanna steal the ship that
just docked...

urk!

You
know that thing
was eating the little
aliens we all hate,
right?

Yeah,
but didja see
how far I knocked
it?

raaaaaaaaaaahhh!
well, i guess it
could be
worse...

I
could
look like-

what. tha.
hell.
exactly.

bring it on,
mailbox head.

yeah,
okay.

raaaaaaaaaaahhh!
Now you two

cheer up! Yall

got powers, and
I don't wanna hear
any whinin' about it.
Just take those
crazy gun-arms, and
your giant purple
self, and deal
some damage!
...What are you
lookin at me for?
BEAT SUM
CRITTERS!!!

well, i guess it
could be
worse...

keith, if this is
gonna be a regular
thing, i think you may
need a pair of stretchy
pants. youre gonna give
us all an inferiority
complex.

I
could
look like-

what. tha.
hell.
exactly.

bring it on,
mailbox head.

Now GIT!

no, no skee, no skee!!

Hey,
Ricky...

skee!!!

whats skeeee?!

boy, its
skeet, and
Im supposed to
yell pull!
oh,
nevermind.

skee!!! skee!!! skee!!! skee!!!

meanwhile...

OH, OH! Aaaaaaaand,

I skinned your cat and
used his pelt to line your
new shackles! I thought
it would help with the
chafing.

You're just
going to love it.
I painted your room
fuschia. It doesn't
sound masculine, but I
think you'll be
surprised.

Wassamatter,
puddin'?

You...
you killed
Felix?

See that!? That's

why we broke up twelve
years ago. I try to do
something sweet for you,
and all you do is harp on
the one thing you
don't like.

>whimper<

JERK! He's
not even dead,
he just cries
a lot.

>sob <
Oh, baby,
I'm so
sorry

I'm gonna french you

so hard when we get
home. You know exactly how
to get me going. I can't take
your gag out, because you'll
scream. See, I know
you SO well!

Mrs. Didi, all

systems are online!
We're ready to commence launch in
10 seconds!

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

You really think

10? I was thinking
more like 15...

I'd say
you're good to
launch any
second now.

YEEE-HAW!!!

In
the words of
your fat friend...

heh.

YEeE-HAAWW!

Peek-a-boo!

Hey now,
nobody
said we
could use
knives.

gotcha!
Keith!
Think
small!

Ever'buddy
hang on to
somethin!

m!

ba-doo

HA!
You missed,
moron!

BOY, everybody
knows you wait to see
what happens before you
say "you missed." It's like
askin' for bad crap to
happen.

where you
guys going?

no.

Hey,
y'all c'mon! I
found us a
spaceship!

You know you

got one o' them
aliens tied up back
here?

can I come?

Yeah, I figgur
I'll keep 'im.
How
in the world do
you know how to
fly this thing?

It's as if that injection

contained nanites that have linked
to my cerebral cortex and are even
now feeding me information about every
miniscule aspect of functionality associated with any technology that these
little critters have built. I'm not
really sure, but that's my
best guess.

HRM. WELL, Don't

forget to swing by the
hole I shot and pick up
ole numb-nuts.

tho

thoop!
op!

yunno, i was
thinking about
writing my owwhat in the
world was
that noise?

I just think
damon is
better. stephan
just seems so...
serious all
the time.

i dont think I
could even go back.
i feel like i finally
understand what a
good vampire
all i
story is.
know is, if they
dont get rid of klaus
soon, im just gonna start
reading twilight again
and call it a day.

Watcher step.
There's a 2.4 inch drop
at the enda that ramp
that'll have yer tail if
you ain't careful.

...

If ya'll think
you can just park
a space ship behind
bobbys, you're
...bret?

great.
a spaceship.
...

hrunt.

home again,
home again
jiggityjigg!

hey,
brittles!

now THAT
was fun.

yeah,
but who knew beatin
up three foot tall aliens
would wear you out so
much? I think I could
sleep for a week.

anybody else
feel like
waffles?

rawl?

oh,
bret! Im so
happy! now
were both
hot!

So, what're y'all

doin' tomorrow
night?

for
Narnia?

Yeah, c.s.
lewis gets me
pumped.

Well, Gordon
Ramsey has a new
show comin'
on...
Hey, guys...did
anybody grab
Billy?

I think
I MIGHT fabricate a
spoiler for the new
spaceship, tape it off,
and maybe paint it Vols
orange. you okay,
britney?

...

Well, when y'all

are done with that
crap, I think we should
talk about becomin'
superheroes.

If you leave this

thing here, I swear
I'll have it towed.

Okay, those
combat enhancers
should have kicked in by
now, but I don't feel
any different.

That
doesn't sound
good...but I'm not
sure who Frank is...
also, who are you
again?
Uh...did you
guys know there's
a human asleep in
Frank's bunk?
I know
what you mean.
Normally by now
I...I...huh. what
was I saying?

Well,
for a second I
thought I was Frank... but
then I wasn't sure, so I said
"Frank's bunk" just in case it
wasn't me. You know, so I
wouldn't sound dumb.

OH MY GOSH,
wouldn't it be funny
if we had all lost
our memories?
Are
you in my head,
here? I swear,
totally what I was
going to say.

EXACTLY. Exactly what

I was going to say. The
only thing I might add is, "who
am I," but that sounds like the
beginning of a really deep
conversation.
zzzzzzzzzz...

since you've
probably forgotten
how to fly this...this...
oh, golly I've forgotten
what this flying contraption is called...

I was going to
be like: "There's a
human on this ship?!
We better vaporize
that sucker!"
Yeah, You seem
like a decision-maker...
I really wish we all knew
each other.

I say if none of us
have memories we just call
reset on the whole day.
Besides, I think I might
like humans...

i guess, a little change in perspective

really can open your eyes.

that being said...

one week later...

...I think I preferred being an
oblivious, yet respected scientist
for the galaxys largest corporation...

I used to feel so at home

among the stars.

honestly, I was so close to

them; I had forgotten how
beautiful
l they really were.

...to being chained to a

mechanics front porch.

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