A day in the life of a Radio.

Midnight AM Yup, me I bees awake at midnight, coz I dont have to go to sleep like those other people of ADayInTheLifeOf. Im tough like that. Except when Umeme goes to work on our power supply, and I have nothing to do. Else, at other times, I am of power. But wait, these deep voiced love doctors bees boring. Its good they have finished. Now onto the early morning things. 3AM Music 4AM the DJ said something, and put another playlist, and went back to sleep. I doubt his boss is monitoring him. Well, maybe they record the shows. But to listen to them at what time? Coz they have better stuff to do during the day than catch a tone of sleep once every forty five minutes in the DJs voice. 5AM No music. Wushhhhhhhh..that funny sound when Umeme works on the power of a media house. Wait, silence. Power is back. But no music. And no DJ. Management should give the studio a night watchman. These buggers are sleeping on the job. 6AM At last; the real day has begun. An early morning show, with, hopefully a dynamic team of presenters. At least the music is shifting ko 6:10AM Haaaylowww Alo? Who is this? Im the guy youve been sleeping with If I had eyes, I would roll them. How many times do they play that darn advert? I counted yesterday, and I lost count while cleaning my tweeters. That growl of the Velvet Lodge stalker had clogged them. 6:12 AM More ads, before the presenters come back on. Lively banter and all that. They keep it going on real smooth. Then another musical interlude. 6:30AM Haaaylowww. For Petes sake; my internal circuits are heating up! 6:33AM .good morning sunlight of my life Really. What a romantic, non poetic, long winded way, to refer to someone who apparently brightens your day, coz she smiles at piles of unwashed clothes, I love washing Really? Or you just said that for the ad. Coz my happiness is inversely proportional to the amount of washing I have to do. Also, the way you say washing, as if it was spelt wah-shing. Im a radio, but Ive jam. 7:00AM, after some banter, its time for the first news bulletin, and since last night was relatively uneventful; they shall regurgitate the news of the previous night. Why the news presenter bothered with a tie on radio is beyond me. Hes even colour-clashing. 7:10AM Haaaylowww. Ah.

10AM The slow mood to take you to lunchtime in other words; theyll be doing their level best to make you sleep early in the day. The supervisor increased my volume. These poor peeps are not going to handle. 1PM The office peeps have scattered, leaving me to my own devices. Meanwhile, the radio station bees blazing, nga they dont know they dont have an audience. But the music is kawa. Lets blaze! 1:20 Kwasa Kwasa, Arlus, Ndombolo, Koffi. Wish I could dance. 3:10 Boring at this and every other station theyve tried. Sometimes as if all DJs on all stations connive to bore people at the same time. 4PM Haaaylowww Seriously. One day, Im going to transform, and find that dude. And enter his dreams. And play this ad for him all night. On the brighter side, the drive- show is beginning. More fab music . 6PM People have left for home. Im still on. Shouldnt someone switch me off? Steal me? Something? 7PM Someone? Anyone? Dont leave me with the Top 7 at 7, Hot 8 at 8, Love doctorsanyone? 7:01PM Dammit.