SpartaQuotes

The intent of SpartaQuotes is that Gladiators should speak absent unwelcome modern vernacular while favouring the Gods with their revelry. (The aim of the game is to speak like Spartacus while on a night out at the pub) Gladiators gain honour through employment of Roman language during confabulation (Points are awarded for including Spartacusesque quotes and phrases into conversation) By Jupiters cock, the glory of SpartaQuotes is given only to the most daring of Gladiators (The more difficult/rude the phrase/quote the more points)

There is only one way to become champion. Never fucking lose.

The first rule of SpartaQuotes is you do not talk about SpartaQuotes hang on thats not right at all...

Gladiators must accept fate if embarkation on attempt at SpartaQuotes leads to grievous injury (The inventors of SpartaQuotes take no responsibility if players get injured playing the game, such as if a player gets beaten up after attempting to use a particularly stinging 10-point Romaninsult)

SpartaQuotes Ludus

Speak  absent possessive adjectives (dont use my/your/our) Speak  absent diminished utterances (drop short word such as a/the/is) Embellish  phrases with declamations to Gods (use names of Roman Gods such as Jupiter/Neptune) Employ  language pertaining to Roman pursuits and interests - gods/fate/fighting/weapons/games/sex/ drinking/honour Adopt  swear words such as cock, ass, whore and cunt with plentitude - especially cock  Say gratitude rather than thank you  Say apologies rather than sorry  Say absent rather than without Apply  elaborate discourse in expression of conversation

Created by Chrisicus Allium and Louisa Mannus

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SpartaQuotes EXAMPLES
Points and example quotes/phrases with translations where appropriate (or where not appropriate occasionally)

1 POINT EXAMPLES
Apologies (sorry) Gratitude (thanks)

1 point for easy Spartacus-esque words

5 POINT EXAMPLES

5 points for medium difficulty/rude quotes from show (can be adapted to suit circumstances)  Pull head from ass and use it for once.  By Jupiters Cock.  Kill them all. D  eath comes to us all. Press me again, and you will find yours.  She is a cat, absent claws.  Remove head from ass.  Grab cock and be a man. I  am for wine and the embrace of questionablewomen.  Pull head from ass and use it for once.  The Gods will weep for their suffering. T  rue intent shrouded behind mask of kind and gentle face.  Her cunt overflows at thought of...  I would seek to share drink with a man most worthy.  I will drink and fuck in your name.  Hes the bringer of Death.  It is a mad fucking plan. The sort I most favour. A  man must do what he can to brace against the shit of a simple day.  You are not a fucking God!  The gods havent pissed on me enough for one day?  Fuck the fucking gods! T  ell your Gods that (insert own name) pisses uponthem!

2 POINT EXAMPLES

2 points for Spartacus-esque phrases/quotes (dont have to be direct quotes but must sound like they could be)  Remove thought from head. (dont think about it)  Pass drink. (pass my drink)  I would break words (I want to speak to you)  Absent reason. (without sense)  Absent thought. (without thinking)  Absent sound. (quiet)  I am absent drink. (buy me a drink)  You are summoned. (come here, buy me a drink) D  ream of better days. (Im going to have a cracking hangover tomorrow)  Every night is a time for drink. (but I dont care)  Forge your own path. (I cant walk in a straight line) I  have only interest in things I could drink. (what do you mean you think Ive had too much, you cock) W  e are all Gods this night. (Im pissed are you pissedtoo)  Let us see ourselves far from here. (lets leave) T  ime conspires against will of the heart. (I would love to but I cant)  Fuck the Gods. (fuck it, lets go to The Bantam)  Shall we begin? (now!)  Regain sense. (its a great idea, its open till 6am) I t is a wound beyond healing. (fuck, my headsspinning)

10 POINT EXAMPLES

10 points for stunningly difficult to pull off (or extra specially rude/crude) quotes from show (can be adapted to suit circumstances) O  nce again the gods spread cheeks and ram cock in fucking ass! F  inally the gods have seen it fit to remove cock fromass.  Words fall from your mouth as shit from ass.  You dare to suck the cock that pisses on me?!  If he has an issue he can reason to my cock!  You kiss my cheek only to finger my ass. Y  ou have no mother! You were belched from the cunt of the underworld thats why I favour you. T  ell me I do not look like I have been shit from a boars ass like you. I t swells the heart to see a woman of such beauty. It swells the cock to see her absent of unwelcomerobes. Y  ou would entreat Poseidon to shun robes and present ass!  I carry a huge weapon and two swords. R  aise voice again, and I will hack tongue from fucking mouth. Y  ou and your tiny cock best pray that day nevercomes. S  tand down pup, before your shrivelled cock wets the sand.

Created by Chrisicus Allium and Louisa Mannus

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