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    I was born on the planet Krypton and sent to Earth moments before its destruction. I have since lived in Gotham City under various aliases like C. Kent and B. Wayne, posing as a mild-mannered scrivener while secretly fighting injustice. However, I do not actually have any superpowers - my true identity and commitment to upholding rules are revealed in a video link, where I confront the president about entering a clubhouse without identification and suggest he used a fake name.

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    I was born on the planet Krypton and sent to Earth moments before its destruction. I have since lived in Gotham City under various aliases like C. Kent and B. Wayne, posing as a mild-mannered scrivener while secretly fighting injustice. However, I do not actually have any superpowers - my true identity and commitment to upholding rules are revealed in a video link, where I confront the president about entering a clubhouse without identification and suggest he used a fake name.

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    I was born on the planet Krypton and sent to Earth moments before its destruction. I have since lived in Gotham City under various aliases like C. Kent and B. Wayne, posing as a mild-mannered scrivener while secretly fighting injustice. However, I do not actually have any superpowers - my true identity and commitment to upholding rules are revealed in a video link, where I confront the president about entering a clubhouse without identification and suggest he used a fake name.

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    I was born Le-Vy on the planet Krypton before being rocketed to Sheffield C64 moments before Krypton's destruction.

    Thereafter, I assumed the identity of a mild-mannered scrivener hailing from Gotham City who wages a never-ending battle against travesties, travesties of mockeries, and shams of mockeries. I have gone by many names: C. Kent, L. Cranston, B. Wayne, Fielding Mellish; yet, I do not possess any superpowers. My power, true identity, and unwavering commitment to upholding the rules and regulations of CV is revealed at http://www.cspanvideo.org/program/WestPal (1:01), where I, and not the Grand High Exalted Mystic Leader of your Raccoons Lodge, demand to know of the supposedly most powerful man on your trivial planet orbiting an insignificant sun in a minor galaxy, the following: Me: How did you get in the clubhouse w/o a Century Village ID? Prez: (laughing) I* have some friends.

    Me: You must have told them (the security guards) your name is Baruch.

    LONG LIVE THE REVO UTION

    *When the President does it, that means its not illegal. R. Nixon

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