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Insurance commercial Vinewood Cunts Weazel Wednesdays Faster motorcycles Note: A PCJ600 or NRG900 is recommended for this trick. To drive faster, accelerate, and just as your bike is about to shift into third gear, tap the Left Analog-stick repeatedly about every second. Do not tap it too fast or you will lose rear tire grip. If done correctly, the engine will gradually get near to the end of its last gear. When it gets to the end of its last gear, the revs will jump to indicate that you are travelling at the bike's top speed. Moving up stairs faster Instead of running up a set stairs, try jumping up them to move faster. Self-healing fire truck If your fire truck catches on fire, use its water cannon to put out the flames and prevent it from exploding. Avoiding calls To avoid being interrupted during a mission by a friend or wanting to explore the city without getting a call for another mission, bring up the cell phone menu. Enter the "Options" menu, and turn "Sleep Mode" on. Change police siren Get in a police car, and turn on the sirens. Hold [Horn] to cycle through alternate siren sounds until released. Shooting people with water cannon Steal a fire truck, then press [Fire] while driving around to shoot the super water cannon at people around you. You will get many funny reactions from the people that you shoot with it. Driving on roller coaster Steal a Blista Compact or another small sports car, and drive to the abandoned roller coaster in Broker on Firefly Island. Knock down the section of fence next to the road near the ticket booths. Drive onto the section of tracks that is almost level with the ground. Drive your car around the roller coaster. You may get stuck on the turns, but you can carefully squeeze by them with careful driving. Getting tossed by friend Invite a friend to hang out with you. Gently nudge him with your car, enough to knock him over but not enough to hurt him. After a few times, he will open the car door and throw you out. Friend in hospital

If a friend gets run over by an NPC on the way to see you, you will only be able to get his voice mail. A few in-game days later he will call, asking to be picked up from the hospital. Bumping into an officer When you see a cop on the sidewalk, you can push past him like any other pedestrian while walking. However, if you continue to push and pester a cop, even if you do not have a weapon or throw a punch, he will attempt to arrest you. Burnout While in a car, hold [Accelerate] + [Brake] to do a burnout. If you keep doing this, the smoke will change color and eventually your tires will burst. Easy 360s Gain some speed in a car, then hold [Handbrake] until you have completed a full 180. Just before you complete the 180, release [Handbrake] and hold [Brake], which will spin you the next 180 degrees. However, some vehicles cannot do this. Also, with some vehicles, holding [Brake] will spin you back the way you came while using the handbrake, resulting in back-toback 180s. Easy strikes in bowling Select the first lane (all the way to the left). Take two full steps to the left. Hold Right Analogstick Down for about a half second, then press Right Analog-stick Up. Do not add any aftertouch to the throw. View Statue Of Happiness' heart Once you gain access to Happiness Island, find the Helicopter Tours, which is directly east of Happiness Island, and steal a helicopter. Fly to Happiness Island and over the Statue Of Happiness, then jump out of the helicopter at the statue's feet. You should land on the topmost tier of the statue, which is basically a square platform with a door in the center of each side. Run around the platform until you see a door with a plaque on either side of it that reads, "No Hidden Content Here". It may seem like you cannot go through the door, but you can -- it doesn't open, you simply walk through the door. You will find an empty room with a tall ladder inside. Climb it, and when you reach the top, look up to see a huge beating heart, held in place by chains. Online dating You can date people from the in-game internet. When looking at their profile, click "Date". You will then have to wait a few in-game days for a negative or positive reply via email. If your date accepts, reply to their email, and meet them. Lap dance duet at strip club Go to a strip club, and reserve a lap dance. After the performance is done, she will ask if you want another, accept twice, and she will bring another girl into the room for a duet. Brucie's tattoos The tattoo on Brucie's breast means "I" in Chinese. The tattoo on his right forearm means "straightforward person". The tattoo on his left forearm means "unqualified". The tattoo on his waist actually means "shemale".

 Lola the lollypop girl Lola is a prostitute in the game. She can be found near the docks. Search the Police Database for Lola del Rio, and it will tell you her location. Finding Eddie Low the serial killer Throughout the game the radio, television, and internet talk about a serial killer. You can meet him in an alley close to the Auto Eroticar dealership in Alderney. When you get close to the alley, a circle called "friend" will appear. He will ask you for a ride. You can then hear all the crazy things he has to say. Visiting your kidnapped victim again While driving through southern Alderny soon after completing Garry's kidnapping missions, you my noticed a blip on the radar. Drive to the small house, and you will see the mob daughter who screams and calls for help. Her father and several gangsters will appear and attack you. Getting inside the Alderny Correctional Facility Steal a helicopter, and fly over the top of the prison. Land on the basketball courts to avoid getting a wanted level. After entering the prison, you can see prisoners talking with each other, eating on the benches, a crazy prisoner, and correctional officers on patrol. Sex toys Pink vibrators can be found all throughout Liberty City. A good place to look is in the warehouse where the final mission takes place. Search in the little bundles of trash on the ground on the inside of the warehouse. They can be found elsewhere, but this is a good place to look as it is also the starting location of Party mode. There is a purple dildo sticking out of a pile of trash under the stairs by Salvatore's mansion. Hospital sex poster There is a funny hospital poster in the north Alderney hospital on Long John avenue. You will go inside the hospital for a mission. On the left hand side when you walk in, read the sex poster. It may help if you use your camera or a sniper rifle to zoom in. Brucie on "Money Maker" magazine Zoom in on the magazine in Playboy X's penthouse coffee table. Brucie is on the cover of "Money Maker" magazine with the subtitle "How To Spend It Wisely". Mid-air cars While in a helicopter, preferably the Annihilator, enable a code to spawn a vehicle. The vehicle will either float in the air motionless, fall at high speeds, or hit your rotor and spin off. Stopping police siren Shoot out a police car's lights with a gun to make the siren malfunction. No helmet on motorcycle

Use the following trick to ride a motorcycle without Niko wearing a helmet. Tap Triangle at any point during the animation where Niko puts the helmet on, but before the helmet actually appears. Doing this cancels the animation, and Niko will not wear his helmet. If you wait too long and press that button after the helmet has appeared in Niko's hand, it will still cancel the animation, but the helmet will immediately appear on Niko's head. Honking traffic jam Drive up to an intersection, and start honking your horn. Other vehicles will join in and honk as well. If you honk your horn near a police car, they will run their siren to honk with you. While stopped in a vehicle in a large traffic jam, tap out the rhythm of the musical phrase "Shave and a haircut" with your horn. Another car in the traffic jam or pedestrian will answer it with the standard two beep "two bits" response. License plate messages Certain vehicles have funny notes on their license plates cover or border. For instance, the "Ruiner" 1980's Camaro clone has the saying "Ruining Imports Since '67". British pedestrian On Lockowski Ave., there is a British man in the auto car dealership. If you bump into him he will shout things like "You wanker" and so forth. Karate pedestrian At the bottom area of Broker is a beach. Continue to the edge nearest to Algonquin to see a pedestrian practicing karate. Ratman Walk in the darkest parts of the subway, and you might find someone called "Ratman". When you get close to him, he will say said he is Ratman but will then run very fast down the subway. You will not be able to catch up with him. Fall through ground Drive a large vehicle, such as an SUV, to Francis International Airport. Drive sideways under a moving plane so that the wheels are pushing into you. Sometimes you and the car will drop below the world. After a few seconds, you will respawn back on land with the vehicle gone. Get to the part where you go into the subway about halfway through the mission "Your Shirt, Your Boots, Your Motorcycle". Stay to the left. When the subway car comes towards you, keep left, and try to get in-between the wall and the subway car. Doing this will drop you into "blue hell" for a few seconds before popping you back up. Go to "Fishmarket South" (where you do one mission for Bernie). Find the Anchor statue near the sea. Go towards the water and over the little dock into the water. Swim to the right (south) until you see a wooden "pier" against the wall. It should have square gaps that you can hop through. Jump through the one to the far right (the first one you swim past), and move towards the wall. You will fall down into "blue hell". Swim under city

Go to the north part of the map, just northwest of Butterfly Street in Bohan. Then, get down to the outskirts of the land, and walk towards the corner between the brick wall and the cliff. You can walk through the invisible wall. Lookup towards the city to see the city from below. You can also continue onwards and swim under the city. Skull box inside Packie's head Position Packie between the camera and Niko. Move until the camera is inside Packie, and look at the center of his head to find a box with skulls. Random character missions There are a total of 22 total random character missions. All except Jeff, Cherise, Ivan, and Clarence count towards 100% completion. There are six on the first island (three for Brian, and one each for Mel, Ilyena, and Badman), twelve on the second island (three for Jeff, two each for Marnie, Sara, and Pathos, and one each for Hossan, Clarence, and Cherise), and four on the third island (two for Eddie Low, and one each for Gracie and Ivan). Note: The missions for Ivan, Clarence, and Cherise are only available if you allow them to live during the storyline missions. The random characters only appear after the following missions: Brian: It's Your Call Badman: Shadow Mel: Escuela Of The Streets Ilyena: The Puerto Rican Connection Hossan: The Puerto Rican Connection Sara: The Puerto Rican Connection Pathos: The Puerto Rican Connection Jeff: Photo X Cherise: The Holland Play Marnie: Actions Speak Louder Than Words Eddie Low: Actions Speak Louder Than Words Ivan: Actions Speak Louder Than Words Gracie: Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend Clarence: Blood Brothers The missions can be picked up at the following locations. If a person has multiple missions, you must wait at least one or two days before trying to find them again. Brian 1: Close to Roman's taxi cab stand Brian 2: Near Vlad's bar Brian 3: Middle left on the map, off Munsee Ave. and Dillon Badman: Top center of the map off Morris Dr Mel: Near Vlad's bar on Iroquois Ilyena: Firefly Island on the bottom of the map, near the park Hossan: Off Garnet St Sara 1: At night, near Hossan spot on Feldspar Sara 2: At night, near the Broker Bridge. Pathos 1: Middle of the map, off Burlesque and near Lorimar Pathos 2: Near the previous location, except off Manganese and Denver-Exeter

Jeff 1: Near Bismarck and Uranium Jeff 2: Will call you on the phone near Bismarck and Topaz Jeff 3: Denver and Feldspar Cherise: Exeter and Wardite Marnie 1: Diamond and Liberty Marnie 2: Union Drive and Quartz Clarence: Astoria and Vauxit, near Jeff's first encounter Eddie Low 1: Between 10 p.m. and 4 a.m. at Panhandle and Lockoqski Eddie Low 2: Between 10 p.m. and 4 a.m. at Aspdin and Cockerell Ivan: Near Farnsworth and Fleming area Gracie: Near Babbage Dr Most wanted mission locations, hints, and tips Bohan Dukes and Broker Maxwell Caughlin Crime: Gang Related Violence Location: He is just one block north of the safehouse in Bohan. As you near him, he will pull out and drive away. Shoot him and his friend. Aim for the driver and the tires. If you cannot aim precisely, just keep shooting the car until they bail out. Scott Guzowski Crime: Gang Related Violence Location: He and his gang are hiding out in Steinway, in the large park to the west. Go to the road east of them, then hop over the wall. There is a small wall down there that will give you cover. You can take all four of them out from there. Antoinio Rivette Crime: Racketeering Location: He and his friends hide in the train station at South Slopes. Go there, and go up the stairs. He has three helpers with him. Be careful as it is very crowded. Rodrigo Stavnes Crime: Racketeering Location: He and three friends are on foot. Look for the blip location, and go to the road west of it. The GPS will lead you to the one east of it. As you get close, they will run to the street here. Run them over or shoot them. They will go north and split up at the end of the street. Kill them before that happens to save time. Fernando Tisdel Crime: Human Trafficking

Location: He hides out in Hove Beach. He will come out in a car with three of his friends to the south of the blip. They will then make a run for it. Keep up with them. Try to kill the driver as that will get them to stop and get out, or just spray the car with bullets. Tyler Pickrel Crime: Human Trafficking Location: He is in Meadows Park, to the northeast of the big circle. He will make a run for it when you are close, but on foot. Run him over or gun him down. Preston Pecinovsky Crime: Credit Card Fraud Location: He hides out in the northeast of Bohan. Approach him from the east. You can then gun them all down or blow up their two cars with a rocket launcher. The rockets are expensive; only use them if they try to get away. You can usually just snipe them, even out of the car as they move. If they take off, steal a car, and follow and kill all of them. Alonso Goralski Crime: Burglary Location: There are two people at the airport. When you approach, one is in a car. The other person stays near the gatehouse where the blip was. Hunt down the one in the car first, then return for the other person. Do not get too close to that second person because he has a shotgun. Bert Reker Crime: Drug Trafficking Location: They hide out in a junkyard in Bobao. Approach it from the southeast. As you go down the road, stop and pull out a sniper rifle. From up here, you can kill a fair number of them. With their ranks thinned, go down, and take out the rest. Freddy Paparo Crime: Grand Theft Auto Location: Freddy is north in a parking lot in Steinway close to the waterfront and to the west of the bridge going north. As you get closer, you will see Freddy and three friends pull out in a car. Shoot the car until it explodes or they bail out, then kill them all. Algonquin Shon Kikuchi Crime: Gang Related Violence Location: He is in North Holland, in the block across the northwest corner of Middle Park. As soon as you get close, he will make a run for it in a Banshee. At first, he is rather slow. Try to get close, and shoot him out of the driver's seat. If that does not work, he will speed up. Keep shooting his car until it breaks down so he goes on foot or it explodes. Jimmy Kand

Crime: Gang Related Violence Location: He is in the northern area of the X building in Northwood, the same one Dwayne is at. Enter it through the south, and use the stairs, just to the right and then around the corner to your left. On the first floor, you will notice that the red target icon changes from an up arrow to a circle. That means you are on the correct floor. Ignore everyone else, and shoot Jimmy in his room as he lays there passed out. Simon Nashly Crime: Racketeering Location: He and his gang hide out in Fishmarket South in the building with the sign Pier 45 on it that looks like a "#" sign on the map. You will find them all over the different levels of this building, and they move around. Watch the radar closely to get their positions to find them all. Do not worry if cops show up as you can also kill them. Your wanted level goes away as soon as you kill the last of the gang. Tommy Francovic Crime: Racketeering Location: As you approach him in Castle Garden City, he will take off on a bike driving north form his starting position. Ram him with your car, then drive over him or shoot him. Barry Lamora Crime: Human Trafficking Location: He is standing with two friends on the northeast corner of the apartment building on the south area on Colony Island. Kill his friends while he runs away, then chase him down. He moves south towards the old hospital. Lino Friddell Crime: Hit and Run Location: He and two of his friends are close to Middle Park. As you approach the blip, they will run to the east in the alley, then go north to an SUV parked there. If they make it, they drive off, and you have to chase them down. Two easy ways to kill them are to drive into that alley and run them over or drive to the alley in the north, and as they go for the SUV, and kill them. This also helps you block the SUV in case they do make it there. Juan Haimo Crime: Burglary Location: He is found near the north end of Star Junction. When you get close, three bikes will take off from there to the east. Stand where they come out, and shoot them before they can get anywhere. Kill any that you can. If one makes off, chase him. Bump the bike to make him fall off, then drive over him or shoot him. Darren Covey Crime: Arms Dealing

Location: He hides with five of his friends in a parking garage in Purgatory. You can get up there over a ramp to the south. When you get the red targets, stop, and get out of the car. Take out your sniper rifle, and shoot the people from this distance. Stand east of the barrier. By doing this, they will most likely not have a chance to hit you. You can also use the RPG on one of the cars to kill them, but the sniper rifle is cheaper and almost as effective. Leo Brodell Crime: Drug Trafficking Location: He is in a building just south of the three X buildings in East Holland. The entrance is on the north side, to the very east of the building. When you stand in front of it, the entrance is to the left and to the right is a blue banner on the buildings reading "Real Loose Clothing". The first one is just on the first landing. The second one is on the other side where the steps go up again. Exactly one level above that one is the third person. The next level is clear. Another person stands at the landing of the next level. Then, go up to the door leading to the roof. Shoot the door, and immediately to the right behind it is the next person. The last person hides on the roof, to the right around the corner and behind a small wall when you get out there. Christov Mahonvic Crime: Grand Theft Auto Location: He is in a building in Fishmarket South, just north of the Broker Bridge near the waterfront, with a lot of garbage trucks parked to the south. One of the story missions also brings you to this exact building. All of them are hidden in there. Snipe them from the south when you get past the fence. Anything that is not reachable that way (for example, the person in the upper level just to the left when you enter) will need to be killed close up. The rest should be easy kills with the sniper rifle without you getting hit. Alderney Marty Boldenow Crime: Gang Related Violence Location: He is hiding out in Acter, north of the gun shop. Approach it from the south. He has an entire crew there helping him out. Kill them all, but be careful as they are equipped with assault rifles. Noel Katsuda Crime: Gang Related Violence Location: He and his gang are in southwest Tudor. Approach it from the south and west. Throw a grenade over the wall, then go in and kill the rest. His gang has SMGs', so use cover here. Rodney McEniry Crime: Racketeering Location: He and his crew are in a back alley in Berchem. Approach it from the south, and go into the alley to take him and his three friends down.

Glenn Lushbaugh Crime: Human Trafficking Location: He is in Alderney City, just south of the highway across from the Auto Erotica. As you get close, he will pull out of an alley and drive off. Chase him, and shoot his car until it is destroyed. Phil Bacerra Crime: Hit and Run Location: He is close to the Booth tunnel, just to the southwest of it near the marina. You will see two trucks there. Each has two men in them. You must kill all four to complete this task. Sergi Szerbin Crime: Burglary Location: He is hiding next to the Pay And Spray in the north. Drive to the first street to the south of the one in front of the shop. You can use a rocket launcher to blow up the car in front, doing a lot of damage to them. However, this is very expensive with little pay off. Instead, use the sniper rifle, and kill what you can from here. They will not come at you. Get closer, and kill those still hiding. You can do this easily without a single shot hitting you. Danny Hatmaker Crime: Arms Dealing Location: He hides out at the port area in Normandy. These people also stay in place, around the large tanks close by. Watch the map to see targets that are above you, but most are on ground level. The last two hide between the containers to the southwest. Mervin Eskuchen Crime: Drug Trafficking Location: He sits with his friends in two Patriots to the west of the TW@ Internet Cafe. Approach them from the north using the street just east of the blip. When you get the red targets, get out of the car with an assault or carbine, and target the men in the cars. You should be able to kill at least one of them by doing this. They often also stop, and you can easy pick all four off the streets. If they get moving, get in your car again, and hunt them down. They drive very close around the blocks all the time. You can also try to wait at a corner and blow them up with a rocket launcher, but that is unnecessary expensive. Frederick Harrison Crime: Grand Theft Auto Location: He and his friends hide in Tudor, near the old bridge. One of the men is to the south under the bridge itself. The rest all hide up on the bridge. As you go up, check behind you. They like to shoot you in the back. Use your sniper rifle when you can see them from afar.

Keenan Burdett Crime: Armed Robbery Location: He and a lot of his gang are hiding out in a multi-storey car park in Leftwood, slightly to the north from the Pay And Spray. Go to the southwest corner here, and enter through the door in the south wall. In here is a Sprunk soda machine. If you need some health while doing this, it will help. Go through the next door to the north. Follow the ramps just slightly to your right. Go up the levels. There are a few hiding behind pillars here, but the main force is on the roof. As you go up, use your sniper rifle to kill them. The last of them make a stand in the northeast corner. Remember the Sprunk machine at the entrance to refill your health if needed. Vehicle list The following vehicles can be found in the game: Cars Admiral Albany Banshee Blista Compact Blista Bucanneer Chavos Cognoscenti Comet Coquette DF8-90 Dilettante Dukes Emperor Esperanto Faction Feltzer Feroci Fortune Futo Infernus Intruder Lokus Manana Marbelle Merit Oracle

PMP 600 Phantom Premier Presidente Primo Roman's Taxi Romero Ruiner Sabre GT Sabre Schafter Sentinel Stallion Stratum Sultan Sultan RS Super GT Turismo Uranus Vigero Vincent Virgo Voodoo Washington Willard SUVs, vans, and trucks Biff Bobcat Boxville Cavalcade Cavalcade FXT Contender Flatbed Habanero Huntley Sport Landstalker Minivan Mr. Tasty Moonbeam Noose Patriot Packer

Patriot Perennial Rancher Rebla Ripley Securicar Speedo Steed Commercial and emergency vehicles Ambulance Brute Bus Cabbie Enforcer FIB Buffalo Firetruck Forklift Police Cruiser Police Patrol Police Stockade Predator Sky Tram Subway Tram SWAT Van Taxi Trashmaster Motorcycles Faggio Freeway Hellfury NRG 900 PCJ 600 Sanchez Zombie Boats Dinghy Jetmax Marquis Tropic Aircraft Annihilator Helitours Maverick

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