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I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, Daddy check for monsters under my bed. I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, Daddy theres somebody on my bed. Edit: Wow thanks for the up votes and the gold. I guess while I'm at it my girlfriend too who suggested we come up with stories, and who fixed mine up using her English major skills.
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Yep I'm done now. When I finished reading that my son woke up and started to call for me. No sleep for me tonight.
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"Sorry son, daddy's on the scary part of the internet again tonight. You're on your own. Just don't look under your bed."
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"or on your bed. or in the closet. you know what? just keep your eyes closed, son."
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load more comments (9 replies) load more comments (14 replies) load more comments (10 replies) [] maremare312 730 points 7 days ago
Annnnd you win. And I'm reading this shit way too late.
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load more comments (3 replies) load more comments (293 replies) [] Gagege 2741 points 7 days ago
The doctors told the amputee he might experience a phantom limb from time to time. Nobody prepared him for the moments though, when he felt cold fingers brush across his phantom hand.
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Whoa. I want to read a whole story about this. Such potential. EDIT: Bravo, /u/Nosfermarki! Exceptional.
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It had been 6 months since the accident. I remember because Elizabeth was helping me sign my name in our daughter Jenny's birthday card. Slowly she guided by hand, helping me create some legible signature
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rather than the scribbles of a child in kindergarten, the best that I was able to manage with such little practice. It seems that when one loses a limb, it's quite likely to be the dominant one. For me it was the right.
I was concentrating on my writing, trying not Join us in the AskReddit IRC! to make her do too much of the work, when I felt it. I hadn't noticed the phantom feeling of a community for 5 years my elbow resting on the table beside me, by MODERATORS message the moderators this point I had almost gotten used to it, although the pain would sometimes still wake qgyh2 me. It was brief, but enough to startle me and kn0thing cause my hand, still holding the pen, to jump chromakode and effectively turn my name into scribbles krispykrackers despite my wife's best efforts. It was gentle Poromenos but cold. Too cold. Less like ice and more like BritishEnglishPolice the feeling of a deep cut, when the insides of PhilxBefore a body part are suddenly exposed to the jedberg outside elements that they were never jamt9000 supposed to meet. When Elizabeth asked, I flyryan shrugged it off, telling her it was an ...and 23 more unexpected pain in the hand that was convinced it was clenched, even though it didn't exist. At the moment, I almost believed that that was what happening myself. The next time it woke me. I was asleep on my stomach, with my phantom arm dangling off of the bed. I've slept like that as long as I can remember, and when I first felt it I thought that my hand had fallen asleep and causing the pins-and-needles sensation that I had often felt. When I tried to open and close my hand, I awoke, remembering in a sleepy haze that I didn't have a hand to open, yet the cold feeling remained. This time it stayed a while, and I could make out the distinct feeling of fingers on my skin. I tried to shake my hand, but couldn't. I pushed down with my left hand and shifted to roll over onto my back, yet the feeling remained, still as defined, and I wondered how long this invisible hand had held me. I shook my wife awake and explained, but she was convinced that it was simply a part of the process. She held me and talked to me in her cooing, comforting voice until, one by one, the fingers lifted, releasing me from the torture of the cold. Feeling it reminded me of the accident. There was a blizzard, and Elizabeth was driving. As a truck approached the car slid, she tried like hell to control it, but it seemed to have a mind of its own. I grabbed the wheel, spinning the car until it came to a stop, then the truck hit us. My arm was mostly severed at the time of impact, but my wife and daughter were fine. The feeling of blood escaping you chills you to the bone, and that was exactly what I was
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feeling while in this creature's grasp. For months it happened, with no warning or reason. The doctors said it was just the phantom limb, that it was to be expected. No one understood that something was wrong. Sometimes it would last days at a time, and those were the days when I would stay in bed, watching TV, trying not to focus on the hand around my wrist, trying not to think of the thing that was holding me. Sometimes it's grip would loosen only to tighten again, as if the hand that didn't exist was sore from holding my hand that didn't exist for so long. The one day, it stopped. For a month or so, nothing happened at all. I had gone from living with an unknown entity at my side every day to finally being free. We lived it up during that time. We went everywhere, from the Grand Canyon to Disney World. It had been forever since we had the opportunity to spend time as a family again, and we enjoyed every moment we had, grateful to have suffered only a small loss to our family. We had opened the cafe again, and my wife was doing what she loved. My daughter and I were at the cafe. It was closing time. She and I sat at a table outside while Elizabeth closed the register, chatting about the upcoming middle school dance. My wife joined us and locked the doors. "Wanna come with me?" she asked, patting the bag of money in her hand awaiting deposit at the bank across the street. Jenny jumped up, eager, no doubt, to get one of the suckers from the candy dish that the bank kept at it's counter. "I'll warm up the truck," I said, fishing my keys from my pocket. My wife nodded in approval and walked me to the truck, kissing me on the cheek through the window after I entered, and again on glass after I rolled it up. They headed down the length of the truck and I turned to check the mirror when I saw it. A truck barreling down the road heading straight for my wife and daughter. I screamed her name and threw the door open when the hand that wasn't there was suddenly jerked to the opposing side of the truck, holding me in place as I kicked and screamed. The kiss on the glass of the window was the last I ever got, and the hand never let go again.
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Thanks! I've actually written two novels, both still need editing, but I don't expect them to be published, that's not easy when you're unknown.
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I haven't ever given gold until now, but this was the best thing I've ever seen on reddit.
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Holy shit! Thanks! That's the second one I've ever gotten. And what a compliment, I wasn't expecting such a reception!
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I GOT CHILLS....they're
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I can't move, breathe, speak or hear and it's so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.
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I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I though it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.
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When I finally grabbed her in the darkness, I swam back to the surface. It never occurred to me how fast the ice could freeze over.
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They celebrated the first successful cryogenic freezing. He had no way of letting them know he was still conscious.
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load more comments (27 replies) [] Nezzatic 1664 points 7 days ago
I wish I could remember whose these people are. They tell me I have Alzheimers.
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"I don't know who you people are, but you're wonderful!" My grandma last Christmas dinner. I'm not kidding. It was sad, but I'm glad that at least she was happy.
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Oh wow, that reminds me of my grandpa. He couldn't remember us, or even who my grandma was at the end. If she wasn't by his side, she was doing something for him (making him food, etc). The last thing he said to her was asking why she was so nice to him, why she was taking care of him. She told him it was because she loved him, and then went to make him lunch. By the time she was done and came back he was gone. She got comfort out of knowing that was the last thing he heard. We all did.
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Fuck... :(
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That sounds so much more romantic than my grandpa. My grandma used to make him food and take care of him towards the end, so naturally he presumed she was the baker. So he would shout at the top of his lungs "BAKER!!!!" whenever he was hungry... Eventually this became too much for my frail litttle grandmother, so we hired a nurse who happened to be black. From then on out, it was "BROWNIE!!!!!" he would shout whenever he needed something. :/ Miss you grandpappy!
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load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (41 replies) load more comments (30 replies) load more comments (30 replies) [] AnarchistWaffles 1218 points 7 days ago
Don't be scared of the monsters, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen.
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"Or else..."
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load more comments (13 replies) load more comments (29 replies) [] namelessuser 1032 points 7 days ago
After so many years living alone in this large house I came to a startling revelation. In this time I had closed far more doors than I had opened.
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She wondered why she was casting two shadows. Afterall, there was only a single lightbulb.
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"I'm sorry son. I really am.... But you've got two shadows."
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load more comments (31 replies) [] Killllerr 306 points 7 days ago
god that episode gave me the creeps, i still check the shadows...
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load more comments (18 replies) [] xereeto 1055 points 7 days ago
"Donna Noble has left the library. Donna Noble has been saved."
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load more comments (27 replies) load more comments (57 replies) [] jmperson 2408 points 7 days ago
The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open.
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load more comments (35 replies) load more comments (79 replies) [] Ravn000 857 points 7 days ago
It's been watching me for hours now... Sometimes I catch glimpses of its reflexion on the computer screen, but I dare not turn around...
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load more comments (27 replies) load more comments (31 replies) [] Horseseverywhere 2124 points 7 days ago
It sat on my shelf, with thoughtless porcelain eyes and the prettiest pink doll dress I could find. Why did she have to be born still?
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Fuck This
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load more comments (6 replies) [] pieguyfry22 921 points 7 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
Break open one of those porcelain baby dolls you find at a thrift store, there lies a small and delicate skeleton of a stillborn baby, along with the dried husks of maggots long starved.. EDIT: Today I learned I'm Edgar Allen Poe.
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aaaaah wtf
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The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window. I live on the 14th floor.
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Reminded me of a similar one: I used to enjoy watching people walk by outside my window. That was before I moved to the 4th floor.
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I wake up and everything feels wrong; it's too quiet outside. I look out the window and see everyone standing still, looking at my house. Edit: Grammar and stuff.
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Yeah, that adds a lot to the terror aspect. What are they staring at? Why are they out there? The more questions and weird behavior you can pile on, the better.
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load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (11 replies) load more comments (104 replies) [] harshcougar 2412 points 7 days ago* (last edited 7 days ago)
Being buried alive was bad enough. Realizing I wasn't alone in my own grave was worse. Edit: Wow, this blew up unexpectedly. Thanks for making an aspiring writer feel loved Reddit <3
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Rob Schneider is a wall street executive with everything going for him. The only trouble is: He's about to buried alive with a spooky monster. In this hair raising comedy, he'll have to learn that even the silliest of actors and the ugliest of monsters can become the best of friends. Tombmates! Coming summer of 2014.
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Rated pg13.
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load more comments (9 replies) load more comments (73 replies) [] vigridarena 131 points 7 days ago
I got the idea that the other body was dead, but I like your idea way fucking more!
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He came to my door near sunset, and put his cold hand in mine, whispering that he had seen "it" as he fell to the ground, dead. We still don't know how he got out of the morgue.
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...God damnit. This reminds me of a time I was watching a sitcom on Netflix, and the video would glitch every few minutes and pause for 15-30 seconds at a time, but the audio would continue. When the video caught up, it would just skip ahead to sync with the audio. I was kind of doing other things at the time so I didn't try to fix it, but I REALLY bugged myself out when I thought how horrifying it would be if during a paused moment, a character would turn and look at me, even though the audio was clearly implying that something else was supposed to be happening on-screen. I thought the juxtaposition of how scary that would be during a comedy show made it even freakier.
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load more comments (33 replies) [] jshanthonymayne 1877 points 7 days ago
Take a big clean clear mirror and stand perfectly still for a couple minutes while staring directly into your eyes. After a while you'll think that the person looking back might be someone else. It'll make you question some shit.
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I've always heard to put your fingers on the sides of your mouth and pull it open as wide as you can - like when the dentist takes pictures - and then chomp in the mirror; it really makes you realize how you're just some skin on a skeleton.
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Look at your hand sometime, and try to imagine it from the perspective of a creature who has never seen a human hand before. It's creepy as fuck.
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Ugh yes. Like what the fuck are thumbs. They're so stumpy. :c
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Attending his funeral today was really scary. It might have been the constant muffled screams I heard or the worry of someone noticing the dirt on my hands.
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Working the night shift alone tonight. There is a face in the cellar staring at the security camera.
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They delivered the mannequins in bubble wrap. From the main room I begin to hear popping.
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The lady with the mangled bleeding face chased you in the staircase up to the buildings roof. You jump off, turn your head to the right, and see her falling next to you. This was an actual dream I had. I woke up short of breath.
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This is what happens after when you and your girlfriend have a drunken three-way with a girl you brought home from the bar. You always forget about that third party.
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"Perfect," you think, as you slip on your pants, bundle up your shirt, belt and shoes and tip toe to the door. A successful one-night stand with no awkward hello in the morning.
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You open the door and begin to step out onto the stoop and head to your job at the bottle-cap factory. Goddamit, another fucking day making bottle-caps, you mutter to yourself, and that's when you notice that the area outside of Sheila's apartment, which used to be a quiet residential neighborhood in South Minneapolis, is now a molten hell-scape populated by winged demons screaming for your damned soul.
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Thanks, Obama.
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You get home, tired after a long day's work and ready for a relaxing night alone. You reach
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And this is why I bought a clapper. Come home and the lights are off, clap on, and I can see the serial killer who was waiting by the switch. He looks stunned and tries to clap them off. I clap them back on. We clap them on and off for a few minutes, but he soon realizes what a failure of a serial killer he is, apologizes, and leaves. Edit: Holy shit reddit gold. And I didn't even think the joke was funny when I wrote it.
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Your doom would be set to a strobe light and the sound of applause.
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Imagine watching that shit through the window. It would be confusing as hell. You see a guy walk into his house and suddenly there are two men facing each other, one of them screaming, both clapping furiously while the lights blink on and off. Then they start to run around the house, guy one still screaming his head off both clapping as hard as they can and the techno lights still in full effect. I wouldn't know wtf to think.
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load more comments (23 replies) load more comments (16 replies) load more comments (76 replies) [] jaketocake 1538 points 7 days ago
I'll make sure to punch the air if I ever need to use my light switches at night now.
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It's really gonna suck for whoever tries to throw you a surprise party.
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It's behind you. It's always behind you... but nobody else can see it.
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What is my ass? I'll take "Ghoulish Body Parts" for 600, Alex.
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load more comments (4 replies) load more comments (10 replies) load more comments (37 replies) [] NuclearPink 1249 points 7 days ago
Neatly laid across my dining room table, I found a dull kitchen knife, a torn, crusty rag, and a Flip video camera which seemed to be recording. I own none of these items.
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Who doesn't own a kitchen knife? What do you use? Slap chop??
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LOOK AT THIS, CLEANS RIGHT UP BOOM NO ORDINARY CRUSTY RAG SHAMWOW DOES THE JOB
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No, NuclearPink just keeps that shit sharp like a damn knife should be (see: DULL kitchen knife)
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My daughter won't stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night. I visit her grave and ask her to stop, but it doesn't help.
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I like this one because you can interpret it in different ways - is it a voice from beyond the grave? Or has the father gone mad and buried her alive?
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Or has the father gone mad and buried her alive Damn, I didn't even think about that. _
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Really? that was the first thing that came to mind for me. Now I feel pretty fucked up...
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Reminds me of the "who is the surgeon?" riddle A young boy and his father are in a car accident. The father dies at the scene. The boy is transported to the hospital, taken immediately into surgery... but the surgeon steps out of the operating room and says, "I can't operate on this boy - he is my son!" The question: Who is the surgeon? EDIT: Some of you have some creative answers
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The father in the accident was the boys priest, taking him on a joy ride.
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I've heard an anti-joke version of this riddle meant for people who've already heard it where it ends "I can't operate on this boy - I'm a woman!" Reactions to that when people think they know what to expect are priceless.
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When next you are completely alone, imagine you are listening to a sound of some kind. When that sounds seems to stop, you'll know that you've been noticed.
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I don't get it
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Ok I hate you now. It's 2am. I'm in bed. Family are out. House to myself. I just heard something downstairs. Shrugged it off thinking it was my cats. I let the cats out before going to bed. Help.
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Can hear wind whistling. I'm guessing the windows open and the cat got in through there. I need the toilet badly. Please be the cat. Edit: Guys I'm alive ok. I just fell asleep. The windows were closed however.
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When you are alone at night and unnerved by a strange sound, saying "Who's there?" with authority helps by making you feel in control of the situation. Just understand that you are NOT in control when the voices answer you back.
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That's why I never look under the bed/in the closet/behind the shower curtain/other vicious killer hidey-type places...I mean really, what the heck am I going to do if I kneel down, pull up the edge of my blanket and there's a freaking FACE like RIGHT THERE staring back at me?
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load more comments (67 replies) load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (38 replies) load more comments (10 replies) [] TheHappyClown 257 points 7 days ago
Dammit. Hes sort of saying. Well in my position. That there is theoretically something downstairs. Every time I stop paying attention it starts to make a noise. When I listen to The noise. It stops. Like It knows what I'm doing. I think.
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Why are you talking. Like a fat kid. With asthma. Edit: Apparently people thought this was a lot funnier than it actually was. Thanks for the gold!
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load more comments (60 replies) load more comments (16 replies) load more comments (15 replies) load more comments (16 replies) load more comments (60 replies) [] fluffyponyza 327 points 7 days ago
Most laugh tracks were recorded in the early 70's, and most of those people are dead now. That means the dead are laughing at us.
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(LAUGHS)
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load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (26 replies) load more comments (35 replies) [] metamink 1131 points 7 days ago
You're the last woman alive on Earth and you knock on a door. Guy inside doesn't answer it.
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Similar situation happened in the Martian Chronicles. The man avoided the woman. If I remember correctly, it was because she was unattractive. I read this when I was in middle school.
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load more comments (12 replies) load more comments (39 replies) [] nabilsultani 1901 points 7 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
You lay down in bed and turn your lights off. When you move your hand, you feel seaweed, followed by a whisper that says "I'm ooooolllld Greeeeeggg". Edit: Thanks for the Gold. I've only been redditing for a month so now i have to figure out what that even means.
permalink [] redsfan1470 183 points 7 days ago
It's OK, he probably just wants to talk about the Boat Times.
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That one's Bailey's. That one's Bailey's a bit bigger. And that one's as close as you can get to Bailey's without your eyes getting wet.
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load more comments (4 replies) load more comments (25 replies) load more comments (82 replies) [] Olive_Garden 409 points 7 days ago
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This is a very sad story. Richard actually suffers from memory loss, and can't even remember the name of the love of his life.
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load more comments (50 replies) [] MonsteRain 517 points 7 days ago
what a dick
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load more comments (8 replies) load more comments (21 replies) [] anonymous_abc 1277 points 7 days ago
You start to drift off into a comfortable sleep when you hear your name being whispered. You live alone.
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I kiss my wife and daughter goodnight before I go to sleep. When I wake up, I'm in a padded room and the nurses tell me it was just a dream.
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The dreams where you love somebody and they love you back and you remember when and how you met and its a huge connection, then you just wake up. Hits me in the feels every time.
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Wasn't there a guy in /r/glitchinthematrix a while back who told a story of how he had the memories of a different timeline and they wouldn't go away? On my phone now so can't find source. Edit: my fault, it was /r/Glitch_In_The_Matrix ,so far no one has linked the exact story im referring to. Once again im on my phone but once I get to a computer will try to find it Edit2: /u/kmarti6 has it! Also someone else has a link to it! Such a strange story, but definitely worth a read.
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I suspect you mean this post Edit: reading through some of these is really freaky, either our hold on reality as a species is far more tenuous than I believed, or worse some of this shit actually happens.
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load more comments (9 replies) load more comments (44 replies) [] CrazyTillItHurts 34 points 7 days ago
I've fell in love twice while dreaming. It is a completely unexplainable feeling to know that someone you loved is not only gone, not dead, not ignoring you forever, but just not there
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load more comments (7 replies) load more comments (55 replies) [] Phoser 650 points 7 days ago
How do you know the nurse and padded room are real? You don't. Enjoy where you are now.
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To quote Conan; "Let the philosophers squabble over reality and it's implications if it's an illusion. The illusion is convincing to me, so it is my reality." Or something like that.
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load more comments (6 replies) load more comments (74 replies) load more comments (39 replies) [] amberautomatic 1330 points 7 days ago
You feel the cat/dog jump on the bed to cuddle with you. It passed away 2 weeks ago.
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You feel CatDog jump on the bed to cuddle with you. It was cancelled in 2005.
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"You feel the catdog jump on the bed to cuddle with you. It passed away 2 weeks ago."
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Dead or alive, who cares. CatDog would be fucking awesome to cuddle with.
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I'm not so sure cuddling with a dead CatDog would be that awesome.
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load more comments (5 replies) load more comments (71 replies) [] Eteled_ 1832 points 7 days ago
I came home today and opened reddit. There was some kind of sidebar on my screen that horrified me.
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The heart attack came and went, knocking Mike into unconsciousness, and as he awoke he
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could hear the graveside service around him. Somehow the casket was translucent to him and he recognized some of his friends, but his body would not move and he realized with terror what death really was.
permalink [] TheKamazing1 1116 points 7 days ago
This is the very reason I do not plan on being buried when I die. Cremation all the way, bitches. Seriously, what if you come back to life after you've been buried? You'd be so fucking bored for eternity, just trapped inside of a box.
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I'm assuming that once I burn, I will no longer retain any sort of consciousness.
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load more comments (124 replies) load more comments (23 replies) load more comments (98 replies) [] jax3294 2599 points 7 days ago
This is honestly my biggest fear. Imagine the boredom, imagine having the urge to masturbate... but not being able to grip your shaft.
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IIRC During the 1800's they had little bells on ground level, directly above a grave, with a rope leading to the grave. If you were buried alive, all you had to do was pull the string and pray someone hears it.
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Coffins used to be built with holes in them, attached to six feet of copper tubing and a bell. The tubing would allow air for victims buried under the mistaken impression they were dead. In a certain small town Harold, the local gravedigger, upon hearing a bell one night, went to go see if it was children pretending to be spirits. Sometimes it was also the wind. This time, it wasn't either. A voice from below begged and pleaded to be unburied. "Are you Sarah O'Bannon?" Harold asked. "Yes!" The muffled voice asserted. "You were born on September 17, 1827?" "Yes!" "The gravestone here says you died on February 20, 1857." "No, I'm alive, it was a mistake! Dig me up, set me free!" "Sorry about this, ma'am," Harold said, stepping on the bell to silence it and plugging up the copper tube with dirt. "But this is August. Whatever you are down there, you sure as hell ain't alive no more, and you ain't comin' up."
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Even if you do there's no room for the boner. That's true terror
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load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (9 replies) [] 3026e16012a30e8f78f7 67 points 7 days ago
You should read "Autopsy Room 4" by Stephen King. Seriously, just read it. You'll know why when you finish it.
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load more comments (6 replies) load more comments (60 replies) load more comments (85 replies) [] Abe_Fuckin_Lincoln 2605 points 7 days ago
You're in the mood to watch porn on your computer. You live in England.
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You mutter the words "hey dad" as you recognize the familiar figure of your father in the reflection of your laptop screen. A personalized ringing signifies a text from your dad, it reads "tell mom I'll be home late".
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