"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridi culous than absolutely boring.

" Marilyn Monroe "Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away." Robert Maynard Hutchins "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Thomas A. Edison "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." William Shakespeare "For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness." Ralph Waldo Emerson "If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself." Albert Einstein "I love mankind, it's people I can't stand." Charles M. Schulz "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." Charles M. Schulz "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure abo ut the universe." Albert Einstein "Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am say ing." Oscar Wilde "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." Steve Martin "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." Oscar Wilde "There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." Charles Dickens "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." Mark Twain "I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe y ou." Friedrich Nietzsche "A day without laughter is a day wasted." Charlie Chaplin "The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits." Albert Einstein "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." Albert Einstein "If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything." Marilyn Monroe "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its sh oes." Mark Twain "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." Mark Twain "It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." Marlene Dietrich "If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty." Marilyn Monroe "The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smilin g into your eyes or just staring into space." Marilyn Monroe "Do one thing everyday that scares you." Eleanor Roosevelt "The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple." Oscar Wilde

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." Albert Einstein "Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous." Albert Einstein "Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!" Audrey Hepburn "A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it." Albert Einstein "Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." Albert Einstein "Women are made to be loved not understood." Oscar Wilde "Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been." Mark Twain "My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best." Winston S. Churchill Albert Einstein "Never memorize something that you can look up." Albert Einstein Oscar Wilde "Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes." Oscar Wilde "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving t he kiss the attention it deserves." Albert Einstein "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein John Lennon "Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears." John Lennon Oscar Wilde "Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time t hat nothing that is worth knowing can be taught." Oscar Wilde "God has no religion." Mahatma Gandhi