Friday, October 30, 1998 The Newspaper of the University of Waterloo Engineering Society Volume 22 Issue 14
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November Events Engineering Conference ANDREW HATELY EMILY PASCUAL A Soc President of the Chemical Engineering Society 5 0 Waterloo delegates (minus I due to an accident involving $30 and a sec- ond floor window) packed into 9 hotel rooms for the 48th Canadian Chemical Engineering Conference which took place this pa. t October 4th lo 7th 1998 in London, Ontario. Participants from more than 20 countries from indu. try and academia congregated at the Westin holel to discuss, lislen and learn about varying topics surrounding chemical engi- neering. The theme for the 1998 Canadian Society for Chemical Engineers (CSChE) conference was "Chemical Engineering for the 21 st Century" with emphasis for the student program on entrepreneurship, leadership and preparing for the new mil- lennium. Iroll Warrior Staff A fun schedule of November event should compen. ate for the lull in excitement caused by midterms. Leading in to ovember, the EngSo Middle of Term (MOT) Hallowe'en Pub will be in POETS tonight. Chilli fro111 the Gradcomm chilli cook-olT will be served at the pub. The conference itself was put together by the ho ting univer. ity, We tern, and by the CSChE. It combined technical ses ion Chemical Theory Disclissiolls: UW Chemical Engilleerillg slltdellts engaged in lively discLls- Several high profile lectures are scheduled for November. l ames Gosling. one of the founders of the lava program- ming language, will be peaking in the Humanities Thealre on November 4 at 9am. At 4:00pm on the same day, Paul Hoffert, the author of The Bagel Effect: A Compass to Navigate Our Wired World will present his book in DC1302. On November 10, a repre entative from the PEO will be speaking in the lunch time Bridging the Gap lecture series. Engi neering and AHS night at Fed Hall is planned for ovember 5. Also sions on distilling alld fermentatioll. "how cmme.,y of Emity Palel/III presented by industry, profes. ors and grad- to mention the displays put on by ua e .' u ents, over lh COUfS 0 4 ...... r .. ".--.rtoneywe i- pee 0 u ions, yprotech Simultaneous lectures were presented on and Suncor. various topics and participant were free to The keynote speakers opened each attend as many sessions as they day at 8 am and presented through out the The technical program consi ted of topics day during the course of the conference. ranging from the latest developments in They encouraged di cussion on topics catalysis and bioreactor design. for waste- such as trends in technology that wi ll water treatment, to modeling cubi c equa- shape chemical engi neering for the next lions of state, to optimizing the drying millennium, changes and improvements process of fish paste sausage. Needless to that can be made to the present post sec- 'ay there was no shortage of left brain ondary educational system, and the pro's . timul i. If none of the technical sessions and con's of graduate school and owning caught your eye, there were plenty of plant your own business . lOurs of local indu trie such as Sleeman's, The conference al 0 gives the CSChE Bayer Rubber and OVA Chemicals. ot the opportunity to recognize achievements and work done in chemical engineering. scheduled for that day arc the Chem afer 00 ai we wit our 0Wft - , . __ ",_",,,.,,,,,1 __ Rempel and Dr. R. Pal being both awarded Gradcomm Slave Auction in POETS at for their contribution. to the field of poly- 2:00pm. mers and rheology, respectively. The Engineering Semi-Formal will be Then there was the evening portion of on November 7 this term. Tick\!ts and the student program. By far (and in no way information are available in the Orifice am I biased) Waterloo was one of the A Rememberance day ceremony will largest, loudest and biggest party initiator be held on November II in CPH Foyer. at all three of the London bars that we The ChemEngSoc Coffee House is sched- attended. We were successful in having uled for November 13 in the SLC participation from all on-stream classes MUltipurpo e room. from Waterloo at the conference, including EngSoc is also planning road trips to Sega City, Gold Crown Brewery and the (see "48th Conference ... ", page 3) Hick Pub Tour for November. (see also "CSChE KeYllot ... " page 3 and "First Year ... page) 6 WARG Launches New Campaign CHRIS MCKILLOP WARG Team Member M any people have walked by the door to Waterloo Aerial Robotic. Group lab on the sec- ond floor of E2 and wondered, "What the heck is that?'". A good number of people assume that it is a grad student lab. It' not. The Waterloo Aerial Robotics Group (WARG) is an undergraduate student research project aimed at developing con- trol, vision, and artificial intelligence sy - tems for autonomou. robot . Currently the group is very focused in on getting an RC helicopter to fly unmanned in any environ- ment and also to be able to identify people and other object it fiie over. The group is aiming to compete in the As ociation of Unmanned Vehicle System.' Millennial Competition in the year 200. For more information on that event see http://avdil.gtri.gatech.edu!AUVSIlARCL aunchPoint.html. WARG was started j ust over a year ago within the Electrical and Computer Engineering department. A I A Comp, David Kroetsch, had done a similar project while he was in high school and now that he wa at Waterloo wa intere ted in mov- ing the project to a higher level. Prof. David Wang (not a P.Eng) helped Kroetsch by bringing together different students that had expressed interest to him in participat- ing in such a robotics competition. As time pa sed WARG was augmented with . tudents from Systems Design and from Computer Science. This pa t ummer at a preliminary competition, WARG took second place beating chool uch as MIT, Georga Tech,. and Berkeley. The group was al 0 gi ven an award for Overalllnnovation. In order to continue this succe s and to win the Millennia] event, WARG needed to raise (see uWARG Hoping ... on page 2) Practice Flight: WARG team member guides the aircraft through a test nm photo COl/rlesty of WARG In This Issue ... News and Information ...... .. ... 2-3 The Way Wc Were .................. 3 The Big Picture .................. 4 Just a Guy ...................... 4 Take a Zhaoce . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 5 Kctchup . .......... ........ . . ... 5 Executive ........ .. .. ... 6-7 Ans ...... . ..... .. ......... ... . 8 "If a president of the United States ever lied to the American people, he should resign." - Bill Clinton, 1974 2 News & Information The Iron Warrior, Friday, October 30, 1998 The Game They Play in Heaven CRAIG TURNER EngSoc Athlelics Rep T he day dawned with blue skies and not a cloud in slight. The air was crisp and clear; a perfect day indeed for the Eng$oc Rugby 7's tournamenl. In total , six teams showed up to compete, SyDe FX, Truck, The Fat Asses, Red Dog's Marauders, Watt the Flux and Dead Meat. Many of the players had carefully prepared for the tourney by doing absolutely nothing the night before, but the 9:00 A.M. start time proved to be too early in the morning for some teams. Truck was forced to borrow a player for each of their first two games, managing to rOllse the rest of their team as the lunch break approached. Watt the Flux and Dead Meat found themselves understaffed and made a last-minute decision to join forces. The first game kicked off at 10:00, with fourteen players running around the field chasing a dirty white ball with noth- ing but Ryan Chen-Wing and his whistle keeping the structured "game they play in heaven" from descending into chaos. It was a long day with many exhilarating breaks, close calls, powerful hits and exciting tries. When the dust settled after the round robin, everybody was absolutely exhausted. The judges methodically tallied points, weighing technical merit versus artistic impression over a lengthy lunch break before the single knockout playoffs began. The Fat Asses sadly had to with- draw from the tournament prior to the start of the playoffs due to a shortage of man- power. The excitement of the crowd was evident as SyDe FX and Truck took the field for the first gruelling semi-final. SyDe FX squeaked by in the dying min- utes of the game to take the first berth in the finals. Red Dog's Marauders managed to out-run Watt the Flux/Dead Meat to take the other semi-final. In the consolation round, Truck managed to edge out Watt the FluxfDead Meat for third place. A clash of the titans in the finals resulted, after much blood, sweat and tears, in Red Dog's Marauders defeating SyDe FX to claim the title of Fall 1998 Rugby 7's Champions. I'd like to send out a huge thank you to all the players for coming out to play at such an early hour and especially to Ryan Chen-Wing for spending the whole day as referee and doing a greatjob l Upcoming athletics tournaments include Volleyball on November 1st, Mudbowl on November 7th, and Basketball on November 21 st. For further information of the EngSoc Athletics Reps at cfturner@engmail or mtlongla@engmail. Hope to see you out there! WARG Hoping to Build on Strong Start (colltinued from page 1) more money to fund further rcsearch. To this end, current sponsors and approximately 20 othcr local high tech companies were invited to come [0 cam- pus to attend a presentation on the project and to meet the group members; dubbed
in The WARG Playground: Olle of lire test scenarios for tli e . . Aerial RobO/ics team at Ithe ast competitioll. lncreaslng 'r sponsorship. The group would like to thank the follow- ing people/groups; the E&CE department for the refreshments, ICR for the use of their facil- the Davis Alan for the If you're always on the go take us with you. A paget from Bell MobUity is the easy and aifordabJe way to stay In the loop. Ball Mobilitv music, and Dianne Naughton in AV for the promotional video. Without their help WARG Day would not have been possible. For more information on the group and who makes this project possible please check htlp://ece.uwaterioo.ca/-warg/. Also, watch for an announcement in the near future from WARG looking to inter- ested students to help make WARG the first place fini her in 2000. Benyon Writing Contest Deadline N ovember 5 is the deadline for the "Benyon Memorial Humanitarian Award." The award is sponsored by the Benyon Memorial Foundation and the Centre for Society, Technology and Values (CSTV). All entries will be pub- lished in the next is ue of the Iron Warrior on November 13. One of the published entries could be selected by a panel of judge for the $400 award. The article should be based on the fol- lowing tatement: "Is the Davis Centre a good symbol of the human values engi- neering should represent in our society?" The article should be between 500 and 800 words in length. Submission should be sent by email to iwarrior@engmail.uwaterloo.ca. Current and permanent contact informa- tion must be included with the email mes- sage. For more information, please contact the Iron Warrior or the CSTV at cstv@engmail.uwaterloo.ca or at 888- 4567 x6215.
The Newspaper of the University of Waterloo Ellgineering Society Editor Andrew Hately Assistant Editors Jaime Tiampo Diliny De Alwi Layout Editor Phong Loi WWWEditors Piero Brigneti Jessica Lee Staff Ryan Bayne Jasen Higgins Raymond Ho Darren Jenkins Pien'e Menard Ian Tien Zhan Huan Zhou Contributors Alan Cannistraro Greg Fyke Elliot Horner Alexis A. Jay Chris McKillop Jenni er Motuz Mike Muffels Emily Pascual Margaret Tong Craig Turner The Iron Warrior is a forum for Ihoughl provoking and infomlalive ankle, published by the Engineering Society. Views e'pressed in The Iron Warrior are Ihose of the authors and do not necessarily reflecl tbe opinions of !he Engineering Society. The Iron Warrior encourages submissions from stu- dellls, faculty and members of !he universily commu- nity. Submissions should reflect the concerns and intellectual standards of the universily in general. The author's name and phone number should be included. All submis ions, unless otherwise stated, become !he properly of The Iron Warrior, which reserves !he righl to refuse publication of malerial which it deems unsuilable. The Iron Warrior also reserves the righl 10 edit grammar, spelling and text thaI do nOI meel university slandards. Authors will be notified of any major cbanges thaI may be required. Mail should be addressed 10 The Iron Warrior, Engineering Society, CPH 1323B, University of Walerloo, Waterloo. Ontario. N2L 3G I. Our phone number is (519) 888-4567 x2693. Our fax number is (519) 725-4872. E-mail can be sent 10 iwarrior@engmail.uwaler/oo.ca The Iron Warrior, Friday, October 30, 199 News & Information 3 ANNALysis - The Mid Eighties O nce again. let us dig deep in Dean's Storage. blow the dust off of aging yellowed tomes and see what the Engineering Society has seen and done. As we delve deeper and deeper, the clock rolls back to a time when _ pace was coveted. when Drool was Scribe and when the TOOL Bearers really did look like the KKK. Dateline: October, 1986. The Davi. Building, billed as a beautifully innovative design, was finally enclosed and hielded from the smell of manure from neighbour- ing farms. This completion was met by hurrahs from everyone affected. The . taff, who called converted hallways their office, could now expect more sui table accommodations. Students, however, were the real winners. No longer would there be classes in portables and the varsi- ty athletes could have their weight room back as it would no longer be needed for lectures. The HP portable computer was the latest technology with its 512K internal memory, 24 X 80 character LCD screen and the ability to survive a lOG drop test. Not to mention the fact you could fit this puppy into a normal sized backpack with room for a mall binder. Too bad you had The Way We Were ... by Jo.\('/1 Higgins to print BA IC assignment before staning your fOR- TRAN due to lacl of But. he). if you didn't have the $4500 kicking around. } ou could pick lip a LIGHTLY less portable 80286 6/8 MHz IBM clone for only $1699. 1985 saw it's share of fundraising firsts. Gradcomm wa raffling off waterbed for I each. 2A Ci \ il was raffling 6kg of cheese to cover a Scunt induced broken windshield and EngSoc held its first annual tuition lottery for Big Sisters. Back then. the lottery's $1000 grand prize wa ' enough to cover a term's tuition ... minus the Coop fee of course. A cash drain that would thankfully be saved for later years was Fed Hall. Back whcn it opened early in '85 you couldn't get in after 9pm and tickets were sold out days in advance. Other events in the winter of that year were the Snow shoe race, Mummy wrap- ping contest (BYOTP), timed snow sculp- ture and the venerable Cave cookie contest. The object of the latter wa to make a cookie that is re ilient enough to withstand hammer blows, drop kicks etc. and yet good enough to eat. Naturally, thi s would be washed down with a stubby little bottle of OV depicted in a full page ad from Jan 1985's rw. Just say ov. Oh Ya! CSChE Keynote Speakers ALEXIS A. JAY 4A Chemical Engineering O ne of the many highlights of CSChE conference was the five keynote speakers for the st udent portion. For Sunday's installment of the keynote addresses Dr. Pet ryschuk, Director General of NRC, commenced with his seminar, "Career Choices for Engineers". Followed by him was Dr. Paradi, Executive Director for Management of Technology and Entrepreneurship for the University of Toronto, who di cussed the topic, "What? Me an Entrepreneur?" Both talks were very informative, entertaining, and illus- trated what the future had in store for up- and-coming chemical engineers. Tuesday's keynote peakers tarted with Dr. Lionel Laroche, President of it International Experience Important?" The Pre ident and COO of Nova Chemicals Ltd., Dr. Daniel Boivin, wa next with hi s seminar, "Trends in the Canadian Chemical Industry". The morning ended with Dr. Alberto Ravella of Exxon R&D di scussing engi neering principles associat- ed with lubes refining. All of the address- es were well received and enli ghtening. ] personally had the distinct pleasure of being a member of the University of Western Ontario's executive committee. r worked with Chri ti Tzaras to recruit keynote speakers. Knowing first hand how much time and energy Western invested into this conference is truly worth mentioning. I know that Waterloo' dele- gate benefi ted greatl y from Western 's phenomenal endeavor . The Sandford Fleming Foundation Op paraphernali.1 and Vuarnet shirt: proudl) had.. in '85 The ame \\ a. not true, hm\e\er. of the pl di.playmg. a cI,ld women ad\ erlts- ing herself to prolllOle funding of the Enginew lencr. . Ol11C \\ ere to be associated \\ Ith and oth- er\ dehlted whether the FngSoc had ,In) right to interfa' \\ Ilh the thcll \\ holl} ,,'p- arate Enginc\\ sktler. III the end, for Jtomic warheads, low le\d mise missiles and the Ford Pinto. All of tills gloom and doom and the Chalknger disaster was still -+ months a\\ ay. r-.lay 31 st, tht' BIG BIG Century Club Tournament in POLTS. the first round of llrinkcrstarted at noon and there \\;1\ lots of P 5 p(lints, partit:ularit) for those \\ ho finish 'd their I ()O shots. Shortly thereafter a motion was presented proposing a 3 term sus- ,""",".".--. .. penSlllt1 from drinking in ,. _ ..... ..... POI-'TS for drullt.-. disrup- ti\c and cbngerou. con- ducl during lecturcs. The lIlotion was pal,sed 21 to O. Further consumption restrictions were imposed as beer \\as clIl from the athletic budget to avoid pcople getting bl asted between games at indoor tourneys. 1986: The year ellgilleerillg imrodl/ced a ulliform. Arm twisting and other tactics were used to find out who stole $500 from the orifice in July of 84'. won and the Enginews was back with new direction, improved humour and for a short time, was a campu wide publica- lion. Perception were changi ng wrote AI McGowan, then president of the Society. No longer was Engineering "the Supreme Art and Science of Mankind". According to him, the public' opinion of the Professional Engineer was becoming Ie s religious. Engineer had to carry the o great engineering skill was needed to circumvent the security, the door to the key cabinet was left open. No arm twist- ing should be necessary, however, to open the next is ue of the Iron Warrior when we see what' behind door number one: ENTER, THE EARLY EIGHTIES. 48th Conference for CSChE (colltinlled from page 1) 4 lucky frosh and one 2A despite the midterm their class had the following Thursday of our return. The hest part for IllC watching interaction of nil the years IOgl'lher, hay ill g fUll at all the events as they their booties along side some of our hippest TA's and professors \hameless ly lip Oil til ' dance noor or on top of the speaker\, every night. All of us met new, dynamic indi viduals from other schools and surprisingly, from within. I could ramble Oil for pages on what happened over those 4 days but it is no replacement for actually being there. It was a Jot of hard work raising the money for 1)uch a large group of people to go, but it was well worth the effort. Evell if it isn' t a chemical engineering conference, I attends some kind of student conference at some point in his or her university career- it truly i an experience. Thank, til all that ,Uppoltl'd I spc clall y Ihe Itl stltutl' Inl Plll Y"ll'l the Dean, III1,k Procter and (ialllhk, DOW, Mill Y IIland, the CS(,hF" tlild all 01 whn bought stull at our hak - 'nil'. had their W<l,hl d by us. amI dOllated their to nUl hOIlI - dll VC. We could lI ' t have dOllc it without you and we forw;tnI to your continucd support. Last but not least. r d like to thank all that par ticipated in thi, yc.If's Canadian Society for Chemical EngineL:rtllg onferellcc it's you lhut make the society what it is. You all rock. Peace. Waterloo Campus Activities 4306 Carl Pollock Hall, University of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario, N2L 3G1 (519) 888-4008 Glenn Cowan, Electrical Engineenng to CA::: rn .asers' Todd Simpson, Systems DeSign Engineering "Forced Ice Plug \1el:,ng" Anthony CIVIl Engineering "p i/r(k'lerrl.1 e. r)lJItJtlons" Tyler (oung, Computer Engineering "f und,v"' ....x'd ;, 0t 'Jawlll (/'yrrrur cat!of'1s" Funding for these awards comes from engineering student contributions and depends on them for continuation. An organization devoted to the advancement of engineering education. 4 Opinion The Iron Warrior, Friday, October 30, 1998 Iron Ring Tradition E very year on a Thursday at the shirts. People who don't want to get beginning of March you will see stripped Just stay away from that area or the engineer- wear black. ing grads of that year If you ask a dre. sed up in tacky grad what it all clothing and drinking Just a Guy means, the iron ring themselves silly. The and the partying, he reason fortheirrcvel- by Ryall Chen Wing will probably tell ry is that, that day is you about pride in the day that they his accomplishment. receive their Iron Since first year Rings. everyone has been For a year there working hard to are pub-crawls counting down to the Iron become an engineer and the Iron Ring Ring Stag Party (IRS) and there is cheer- symbolises that achievement and the IRS ing whenever someone mentions the nUIl1- is a celebration of that. ber of day until the IRS. Many grads drink If you ask a lower year student what and get drunk at these pub-crawls all JJl the iron ring represents, as I have, you will eager anticipation of likely not get a very IRS day ( 132 days comprehensive answer ' til ). On the day many like, "That' s when classes or groups of everyone dresses up friends get together weird, right?" for champagne break- In my experi ence I fasts all dressed in have seen that students colourful unusual know littl e about the clothing. From there ring's real significance. they will likely go to It can have a different POETS which has The Iroll Rillg: Symbolizing all rhe hard personal meaning for f b' work of lIll engineering slUdenr. but h one 0 Its USlest everyone t ere times on lRS Day to drink beer. should be a common importance to all. In the afternoon they change into I think it is fine to celebrate but it is a more appropriate formal altire to attend travesty that people drink so much before their [ron Ring Ceremony. I have been told the ceremony that they might puke during that it i not unusual for at least one person the ceremony. I think thi s comes from the to puke or pass-out during the ceremony secrecy of the ceremony's significance and from excessive alcohol consumpt ion. students' lack of knowledge of the history After the ceremony peopl e proudly wear and signifi cance of the Iron Ring their new irons rings on the smallest finger Ceremony and the Calling of the Engineer. of the working hand and tap it against any Some of the secrecy is from Kipling' s nearby surrace; beer bottle or other peo- own words (hal the ceremony, < while ... llo pie's forehead for example. mystery; they are for neither the public or From there begins the Iron Ring Stag the press." Thi s can hardly be interpreted Party. The grad. and their stainl ess steel to apply to students as virtually all of us bands are loaded onto buses for a hall that wi ll be obli gated, ringed, engineers. Thi has been rented for the ni ght. At the hall secrecy and hence uninformed future- people rip each other's tacky clothes off wearers of the iron ring compromise its down to the IRS boxer short s and black t va lue. Tales of Adventure HELP! H'S CALC SOWf'ONS FROM 1)(. l.I BRARY Fn.NI g,AII
... BLAH WII ".foI. Ian Tien Stopping the Brain Drain R ecentl y, the federal government commenced a $2.2 billion science research sweepstakes. Proposals will often be followed by angry face and enraged comments. Deregulation means a potential 20 percent increase in tuition fees every year. It also means, however, that from universities across Canada are currently under review, and money will be allo- cated to the worthi - es t proposal . Topping the list thus far are the University The Big Picture universitie will possi- bly have more cash to allocate to the facul- ties that most require it. So although dereg- ulation of fees will By RaYllumd Ho Toronto and the University of Waterloo, with fourteen and nine proposals respectively making the "first cut". This large injection of cash into Canadian universities is intended to rescue our crumbling facilities and to stop the brain drain of our country' top researchers. While this is an admirable course of action that the government has taken, it should be far from the last. This i not suggesting, however, that the government should continue to directly provide a steady flow of funds. Rather, the govern- ment should implement measures to increase research funding from other sources. One such measure is already being implemented: deregulation. For most uni- versity students, the mention of this word likely result in angered students and a drastic increase in tudent loan application, it will provide at least some aid in re earch financing. Deregulation may prove to be a double- edged sword, so the government must be careful about it. Another source of funding, albeit indirectly related to the government, i endowment fund.. Princeton University has an endowment fund in the billions of dollar, and the interest it eams every year is greater than the University ofWaterloo's entire annual budget. Becau e of the rela- tively young age of many endowment funds here, they do not possess the capac- ity to provide major financial as istance to research programs. Perhap ' our own gov- ernment could at least match the students' contributions to these funds. Thi would help the funds to grow more rapidly and make up some ground on their older and better-endowed American counterparts. In addition, tax credits should be given to stu- dent who contribute to endowment funds . The most important source of funding that the government must harness is indus- try. The University of Florida, for exam- ple, received $37.3 million (US) last year in research grants from industry. Partnership with indu try i essential for ustaining. The University of Florida's technology licensing operation had an income of $ 19.1 million (US) last year. The technological advances and products developed in their re earch laboratories are now bringing them great returns on their inve tmen!. Research is an invest- ment, and should be regarded as such. It should not be regarded as expenditure. Hence it is quite clear that the govern- ment must still make the survi val of any univ ersity'S research programs. The government must take the initia- tive to encourage and strengthen the bonds between companies and uni- versities. Increased "For most university stu- dents, the mention of deregulation will often be followed by angry faces and enraged comments" great strides before our universities will have the ability to take care of their own research program s . Deregulation of tuition fees may prove help- ful, although the gov- tax rebate for research grants, for in lance, should be brought under consid- eration. Industry has much to gain through research funding, because the research performed will usually be beneficial to them. The government, hence, must do more to make industry aware of these ben- efits. A joint advertising campaign between the government and universities might be something to think about. Once a solid foundation has been established, and the ball has started to roll, then research will eventually become self- ernment hould be prepared to intervene if things tart to get out of hand. Endowment funds, such as our very own WEEF, can also play an important role if they are properly sup- ported. And most crucially, indu try mu t become a university' be t friend. If Canadian universities can work together with the federal and provincial govern- ments to achieve these objectives, then our research programs will eventually be re tored to full health. The Iron Warrior, Friday, October 3D, 1998 Opinion 5 You Never Know T wo kid graduate from uni\'ersity. Student A i at the top of his cia' . He', mart, he' good at math. and he' up to his eyeballs in job offers, Student B. on the other hand, i a boy of moderate intelligence. He'll never be the sharpest knife in the drawer and he' got an aver- sion to workaholism. Years pass. Student A jumps from job to job and meets all the right people; he works 80 hour a week and finally lands a lucrative position at a consulting firm, where he work 90 hours a week, Suddenly he's thirty-five, unmarried, and balding. But hey, at least he' got money. One day he runs into Student B, who he hasn't een in twelve year . "So how are you getting along?" a ks Student A, mockingly. Student B is getting along just fine, as a matter of fact. He's well dre ed, he' got a house on the lakeshore; he summers in Europe, and hi car cost more than most people make in a decade. Student A has a nervous breakdown. How? How could Student B turn out to be such a succe s? He didn't have the marks. He didn't work. He barely passed his courses. Student A beg Student B to let him in on the secret. Did he inherit an outrageous fortune? Did he patent a cure for cancer? "I don't reckon so," replies Student B, "All you gOlla do, is find . omethin' you can buy for a (Jollar fifty and sell for four bucks. Then just keep crankin' it out." Yes folks, you heard it here first: Buy low, ell high. Andy Grove did it with semiconductors, Warren Buffet did it with Dilly Bars. Oh what a man'ellous mantra. Too bad most pcople get it backward:. Ketchup by fall 7iell 2A CompllIer The)'11 buy some stock. wait for it to drop. then sell and lose a lot of money. Then they'll whine about the "bad Iud." they had in the mar- ket. Ask them what they bought into, they'll reply "some com- pany in Mexico that made tire or coffee beans or something. 1 got the tip from my dry cleaner." These people drive me crazy. Why would you buy into a company you know nothing about? Many moons ago, Benjamin Graham, the granddaddy of financia l analysis, wrote a couple book on how to invest in a rational manner. There was a concept in that book that he tried very hard to ham- mer home, a concept the top minds on Wall Street go back to, time and time again: alway take into account a margin of safety. It's a ridiculously simple concept. If you think a company's worth twenty dol- lars, buy it at ten. Always leave a margin of safety, in case something fundamental change , or in case your estimates were wrong. There are basicall y two types of investors: those who . earch for value, and those who search for growth. A value investor looks for deals, strong companies trading at levels markedly below what they're worth. growth investor 00 s or opportunities-companies that are extraor- dinarily productive. Sometimes, you get lucky and stum- ble aero. s a company that's both a value The Keyboard Specialist T he explosion of the Internet has provided global connectivity to millions of people around the world. This global connectivity makes the Internet, perhaps, the largest social gathering in the world. By means of email , IRC, ICQ, chat rooms and web pages, users are meeting electronic friends from all parts of the world. Though thi may seem perfect- ly safe at first, there are dangers involved with meeting people via the Internet. I'm not talking about danger that leads to physical violence, but rather the mental and emotional effects it has on u ers their peers. For many people, it is easier to talk electronically because there is an electron- ic mask in which as user can hide behind. There is no equivalent shelter in face to face, or even phone conversations. This mask gives the user a sense of security because he can stay anonymous or even assume a false identity. Quite often, a user's electronic persona is wildly differ- ent from hi "real life" personality. This alter ego may be a personality that he wishes to be and thus gives him confi- dence when communicating electronically. There is no way in which external parties can verify that he is indeed 6 feet, 200lb, blonde hair, blue eyes and well built as he claims. There are times when electroni c com- munication con- sumes so much of a Take a Zhance By lJuzn HUG/! Zhou zhZlwu@e1tgmail person' life that it can inhibit hi s per- sonal life. Electronic friends far outnumber real friend, or perhaps his isolation has left him no real life friends at all. This can not only happen to friends, but it can also affect family life. In one study, a group of families was given a computer and an Internet connection in return for filling out weekJy surveys. These surveys showed that the general happiness of the family decreased largely due to the result of excessive computer usage, most notably chatting. The Internet is a great way to meet people and to blow some free time, but be careful. Don't let electronic chatting con- sume your life. Interpersonal skills are just as important today as they were ten years ago. In fact, they may even be more important today due to the shrinking num- ber of people who actually know what to do when confronted with someone face to face. Even though much of our education is focused on the computer, remember what it means to talk to a real life person - it will get you much further in life than being proficient at the keyboard. bu) and a growth buy. The)' 'ompanies are fc\\ and far bct\wcn :lnd .Ire lIsuall) caused b) market anomalies rJtha than b) random walks. failed-I' m-going-to-, ue-thc-pants-off-you company. They're trading at 30.5625 at a PIE of 16.69. \ hich leans them toward a value bu). An c:\ample of --------------- The growth aspect of the company comes into phlY when you take a look at one of their key products: optical fibrc. Everyone uses it. Everyone has u h an opportunity an be found as close to a the laq issue of thc Iron Warrior. TI Technologies (TSE: TY) wa), "Andy Grove did it with semico1lductors, Warrell Buffet did it with Dilly Bars" mentioned as a pos ible value buy; it was at 12.20 thcn. it's at 14.95 toda) , and it could go to 16 by the end of next month. It's growth pro peets arc strong as it \ making inroad. to set-top boxes. ,ub-$500 PC and the consumer appliance industry. Side otc: Never listen to anything 1 ,ay. In the e articles \'m never ever rec- ommending that you buy into a particular company. Individual stocks are just used as examples. Where was I? Oh yeah, growth and value. Okay how about Corning (GLW)? Yes! Corning, the my-breast -i mplanl- to. MO),t de\cloping countrics will never know of copper phone wire. the majority of communication: infrastructure will go directly to optical fibre. which is cheaper and more cfficient than anything else on the market. There's been a slow down in demand as of late, but once things get rolling, Corning's story could be one of high advenlure. 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There will be a costume contest there (with great prizes for the winners) and a c.:hili contest with proceeds going to GradCOMM. so hopefully ['II see you all there. In November we've got a lot of joint events going on. We've got the fir ... t ever Engineering-AHS Fed Hall night on the 5th. Then on the 7th bring your friends to the "Anyswing goes" semi-formal - buy VP Internal Report your tickets for both of these events in the Orifice. Joint council will be happening on the 15th of ovember .ff'lllliji'l Motta so everyone is invited to join us for brunch at Weaver 's Arms fol - lowed by the meet- ing, starting at Ilam. The externa l special events directors (Storch & Stacey) are busy organizing off-cumpus events throughout the month of November including a joint hick pub with Western, and hopefully a Brunny with the nearby universities. That's all for now. If you'd like me to mention something in one of my reports, or if you just want to kn>w what' going on, send me an email UmoLUz@engmail). Soft Skills and Inter-Disciplinary Training in Engineering MARGARET TONG IASystems S oft skill and inter-disciplinary train- ing are essential to engineers. This was one of the themes in the Professional Engineer of Ontario (PEO) Conference that took place in Toronto in October. Guest speaker Dr. R. 1. Salvas, from the Department of Civil Engineering in Ryer on Polytechnic University, hared some insights with us on this topic. Following the presentation, delegates from univer ities in Ontario participated in a workshop exploring ways to incorporate them into our education. Soft skills are tolerance, and to be a good listener. By doing 0 we would tie able to observe the details and to learn about the experience and insights of other, especially from experienced professionals. We would probably agree that oft skills cannot be taught in the classroom, or directly incor- porated into the curriculum. Rather, the skills are to be acquired through activities and experiences. Opportunities do exist on ampu r utside f chool or stu- dent. For example, student clubs, unions and societies (intra-univer ity or inter-uni- versity) organi7e activities to accommo- date a broad range of interests of students. Through students' "No doubt that the rigor- that help us comprehend things, exchange informa- tion and interact with others. For example, soft skills include reading and under- standing, public speaking and presen- ous engineering program could be a factor that causes insularity of participation in the e activities inter-disci- plinary mixing can be achieved, but not without the chance to socialize and to some ... " improve on soft tations, leadership skills, socializing (especially with pcople of different cul- tures). In the real engineering world where tasks are complex and involve mul- tiple disciplines, we need more than our own specialized field. It is also important to understand the big picture from an inter- ctisciplinary perspective. By communicat- ing ideas with others, i.e. using soft skills, we would be able to solve complicated problems for the common good. Viewing the is ue from students' per- spectives, . ome students have had the opportunity to acquire and improve on their soft kills and others may lack them. No doubt that the rigorous engineering program could be a factor that causes the insularity of some. It i also hard to mix people with different intere. ts and back- grounds, as most of the programs in engi- neering are quite pecific. Yet the fact is, in the real world engineering is not engi- neering alone. It involves many interac- tions with other disciplines - within or beyond engineering - in either the techni- calor social level. Therefore students need to develop the skills and acquire the knowledge to take on such challenges in the future to survive in the profession. To prepare students for their future profession, the 'training' should start at the university level. Two attributes that all students should strive for are patience and skills. Students are encouraged to explore und participate in these opportuni- tie. , which are definitely precious experi- ence for their career. From the workshop that the delegates took part in, we generally agreed that an inter-disciplinary design project or compe- tition is an effective means to help stu- dents develop oft skills and to promote mixing of different intere t and back- ground. . It could include engineering, design, and business and marketing ele- ment in order to provide a well-rounded problem or scenario for student to solve. The presentation of the project could be a . ocial event of ome form so tudents can practice their 'people skills'. Other sug- gestions include holding non-credit es- sion on oft skill , inviting employers or experienced people to peak about the needs for well-rounded students in the engineering world. Engineering is definitely a vast and intriguing profession, and it is al 0 as oci- ated with a lot of intangible skills that we can only acquire through experience. Engineers work with a variety of people in different di ciplines, and together we aim for the common good of the ociety. We as engineering student should take the ini- tiative to get involved and to prepare our- selves for our future profession. The future is in our hands! WEEF Statistics Tell All M idterms. . midterm . . midterms. I hope youfre all done and ready to start partying again. But before you crack open the keg, make sure you submit your WEEF propos- al. Today is the last day to e-mail weef@helix with your proposal form. Making a WEEF proposal is easy to do and you should already have been done it by now. But if you're one of those last second types you can still get your propos- al in by going to the WEEF home puge (http://wlI.w.eng.lIwatertoo.ca/g roup/weej) and following the instructions on submit- ting proposals. For those who do submit proposals, the presentation meetings will take place on Monday and Tuesday (November 2, 3) at 5:30pm-9:00pm in DC 2577. Now on to the exciting new. Somewhere near thi s article there will be a chart of the WEEF participation for this term. You can look on the chart and see WEEF Report hy Mark CesillUl how many of the SMART, GOOD- LOOKI G. POPU- LAR people in your class donated their money to WEEF and the others who did- nft. I \vould like to point out the high percentage from the 4A Systems class who have always been big supporter of WEEF. This particular class was always had around 80% partici- pation. but this year they jumped to a high of 87%. Another class worth noting is the I A Geological class which had 100% par- ticipation. This the first time any class ha. had 100% and they should be looked at as a model to all other c1as es in all other dis- ciplines. I would like to thank all of tho e who did donate their money to WEEF and any- one who want to know more about WEEF donft hesitate to ask myself, Mike evill, Jen Lugtigheid, Derek Bezaire, or Ryan Chen-Wing. We will all be in the WEEF office at sometime or another in CPH 1323C (x4893). Ciao for now. WI H P:lrllClpatwlI ( I"" jJ ')1 SI33". --.. _.- ..._-. __-.. _- __-'- ... "" 8 ---.g:r- -'if:: ,:' .. 25 5(, l)(){) (- Ot JH04 ._---- &f.! 61-')(\, ---_ ...... S6 '17 1,8 <'?"f to'! .5 11 2104: First Year Impression ELLIOTT HORNER First Year Member of Chemical Engineering ociety T he first thing I could say about being invited to the conference wa "WOW". Here I am a fir t year stu- dent, and I am going to a conference to' learn what I'm going to do for the re t of my life. I have the opportunity to attend technical session, talks with keynote peaker. and even a couple of social events. 1 will be the fir t to admit that about half of the technical ses ion went right over my head, but that, really, is not what I went there for. I wanted to find out what type of job there are in the field of chemical engineering, and through that see what I am going to do for the rest of my life. I found these an wer in the keynote speaker pre entation , and to orne extent in the social event . I'll tart with a subject that I knew about long before the conference: the social events. It was my fir t time at a real university function (frosh week doesn't really count), and the biggest shock to me was the fact that the profe or drink - and actually they do it quite well, from what I saw. One of the best part of the confer- ence was actually meeting everyone from Waterloo. Being a frosh, the only people I've met have been the ones in my class, and it was a pleasant surprise to find out cool people can actually make it through their fi rst year. Back to the real reason I went: to find out what I want to do. The keynote speak- er definitely provided the insight into the field I was looking for. These speaker shared with us their experiences and their per pective on how are a vital part of the future (that means I'm going to get a job) unlike my co-op term. Engineer are going to do more than sit in a room and think of better ways of doing things. We are going to go out in the world and do it. We will be the managers and even the proprietors of the twenty-first century. All things considered, I'm sure the next 5 years will be worth the wait. That i , IF I make it past my first year. The Iron Warrior, Friday, October 30, 1998 Internal Information 7 Scandal-Free Visit to the USA for EngSoc President A lor'S hap- pened in the last three week and, unfortu- nately, studying for midterms is not one of them. First, a note on our alliance-in- progress with the AHS faculty: We've already confirmed one Engineering/AHS event in the next lit- tle while. On Thursday, November 5th, we'll be having Engineering-AHS night at FED Hall. Tickets cost $2 for Engineers and AHS students, but cost $4 for guests outside these faculties. We're working on the pecifics of the event while AHS is working on some meet-other-people game so that Engineer and AHS people can bond. In addition to that, we're look- ing into holding a wine and cheese party with AHS sometime near the middle of November - yet another way for us to meet our counterparts. FEDS was ecstatic to hear that the two faculties are work.ing together and they're willing to help us any way they can. ATOP (Acce s to Opportunities Program) ha been finalized. The details aren't entirely public yet, but I can tell you that the faculty will be adding 100 spots to the E&CE department. This will probably translate to another stream of computer engineer since that i the highe t demand program right now. Adding 100 spots will increase enrollment in computer to 250 and bump up the undergraduate faculty size to 850. Currently, there is no plan to reduce enrollment in any of the other departments in Engineerill . Since com- puter science in the Math faculty also falls under the realm of the ATOP program, they ========;1 will be adding 150 tudents. President's Report Thank. to Dean Chaudhuri's gener- ou. help and his by Alan CWlllislraro great motivati on at I promoting the . chool name, I've had the pleasure of attending two con- ferences ince I've last written in the IW. The PEO conference wa a professional development conference fOCli. ed on devel- oping soft skills and structuring the PEO student membership that you may have heard about. Jfyou want more information on the conference, flip through this issue of the Iron Warrior. I believe other dele- gates have written summaries on the week- end. The other conference 1 attended wa NAESC (National A sociation of Engineering Student Councils). The "National" doesn't refer to Canada, though; it refers to our neighbours to the south - that's right, the Americans. Oh, I have SO much I want to say about NAESC. It was the best conference I've ever attended. Fifteen Canadians had the pleasure of infiltrating ... er ... attending this conference and we showed them exactly why Canada rocks. They loved us so much that they're seriously considering the pos- sibility of hosting the 2000 conference in Canada. And, of course, it has nothing to do with the lower drinking age limit of 19 or their very recent introduction to a Waterloo concoction known as batch. Greg and 1 took alot back from this conference. After NAESC, Greg's seri- ousl talkina abo t the idea of oraa i- il a highly corporate-funded career fair to generate revenue and fuel some industry interest in \\ aterloo. I'm looking at wa) , of involvi ng : mn more III our affairs. 1 found that the great merican , choob - tht' one. that I \\'cl1tlo the conference with a good impression of - were the ones whose .' laff were active partici- pants in the l-tudent societies. The other thing that . parkcd my inter- e. t at NAE C was a pre:entalion regard- ing the Jerry Sanders Competition. The purpo. e ofthccompetilion i ' 10 build a robot thM can maneuver an obstacle course and accomplish arious tasks such as picking up blocks and opening doors. There are cash rewards for everyone that goes and even more cash priles for the winners. The coolest part abollt it all, though. is that after the obstacle course is done, you pur your robot in for one final round where the purpose is to beat the crap out of the other robots! Cool, eh? (That's another thing about AESC ... American's trying to imitate Canadians don't know where to put the "eh" in a sentence ... and they say "y' all" alot) Anyway, it's past deadline to sign up for the competition, but the organizing committee has said they ' ll make an exception for us if we get back to them ASAP to put a team in. So, if you want details, check out the web site at: http://dc.cen.uiuc.edu/y2k.html . But I think you'll have to register through me since Lhey're making an exception for us. So email me if you're interested. The TOOL workshop from the begin- ning of October was a great help. We're going to me making some minor changes to the image of the bearers, but we're still working on details. I'm still open to sug- gesti ons or criticism, so fire away. what is warranting the changes to be made to the Tool Bearer image. DUling Frosh Week. \\ e had a choice to either send the Tool Bearer. to Columbia Lake unhooded or not send them at all. We took a chance anll decided the Tool Bearers would show up l riefly with the hoods on. Unfortunately, thar was a mistake. So. the hood. hay' been taken away and we.have been instructed by multiple parties not to lISC them again or we'd face serious consc- quences. So (he dilemma that we face is thar the bearers Jllll . t go un hooded and, as a result . we Jose the anonymity associated with the Tool Bearer. Thi . is the main problem that we are trying to address. We hopt: to have a solution soon. Joint Council is coming up oon. For those unramiliar WiLh the tcrm, it is a chance for A Soc and B Soc to get togeth- er and have a meeting. We'll be covering SDme potential constitutional change a well as discussing some of the new initia- tives that A Soc h'ls been . pearheading - mainly the Frosh Mentoring Advisor, the Competitions and Academics focus, and the AHS alliance. Everyone is welcome. The meeting is being held II am on Sunday, November 15th at Weaver" Arms and, just to motivate you to come, we'll be supplying a free, yummy brunch buffet. One last thing before I go. Here's a little game I learned at NAESC from those crazy. gun-LOting. steak-grilling Texans: What you do is point to two random peo- ple and say "GUNFIGHT I I !". The two people have to point to each other and yell "BANG!". The first person to do it wins. That's it for me. My email address is accannis@engmail. Get in touch with me if you have any questions regarding any of the above topics. Or you can pass by the ') (waste) most of my time. Acheiving Success in American Linguistics, eh? W hat happen when you put a group of fifteen Canadian engineering students together for a weekend in a foreign land 'south of here?' On October J 5, Alan and I traveled to Purdue University in Indiana for the annu- al American NAESC conference. There we met a Canadian delegation that consist- ed of people spanning our nation - from the University of Victoria to the University of Moncton. Together, clad in super-styl- ish red overalls that came from either a recent Beastie Boys VPExternal Report by Greg Fyke eSLablish valuable lies to our university. While [ did do a consider- able amount of lis- tening, I also fOllnd that I had a lot to ========;1.1. contribute to the discussion groups as well. In fact, this seemed to be the general conscnsus of the Canadian delegation. We should al\ take note that despite the overwhelming shadow of our neighbours to the south, we are all really on the same playing Held. Sometimes we even manage to stand a lit- tle higher (and capture the World Series). J handed out concert or a Mario Brothers game show, we were a bit hyper, a bit loud, a bit 'back- street' and perhaps a little musica1... but overall an awesome example of true Canadian spirit and "When it comes to corpo- rate funding, we have a lot to learn. American schools have this down to about seventy EngSoc business cards during my stay in Indiana (AI may have beaten me by twenty or so). To be honest, I wasn't just making a remarkable science." engineering excellence. The Americans simply loved us. We stunned them with our teamwork, ideas and stamina while continually charming them with gratuitous amounts of good 01' Canadian humor. r can assure you that there are at least forty more schools across the United States that can say, "Yes, I've heard of the University of Waterloo." Originally, my objectives for this con- ference were to simply absorb as much information as I possibly could and try to faceless contacts, I was also building great friendships. In particular, those with the members of the Canadian delegation. I have to say that they are probably the best (and most ener- getic) group of people I've ever had the opportunity to work with. You guys rock! When it comes to corporate funding, we have a lot to learn. American schools have this down to a remarkable science. The total delegate cost for this conference was $35 USD. This included: three nights accommodation in a hotel (with use of the confercnce rooms), all Illcub. including two banquet dinners , lransportation to and from campus, nightly social CWllts and a really snall.Y day plunner. How about a method of increasing thc funds or the Enginecring Society while providing an invaluahlc service for the stu- dent body? A presentation by Texas A&M University unlocked this little secret: a stu dent run engineering career fair. It is a huge event at American universities - u tOlal of three days which includes a stu- dent/recruiter golf toumament and nightly sod"l events, tlte :-.tandnrd l'xhihitillll. a 'l>Loall's hlcaki'ust. Who puy ... for ull 01 this you :1 ... 1-- '/ !'Ill' ... illy. It's cllmpk'tcly fn.:c for Not bad. (;'h'l NAES(, sland.. for Ihe National Association of Student Councils and it is au orgullil'.atioll that serves its member councils by promoting education, organi/ing natiollwide pro grams and CVl:l1ts, aCling as a resource for engineering activities and providing a unified voice for the cOlillci Is. Accounting Envy W hen this issue comes out most of you will be done midterms and recovering from the worst hangovers of the term, that is until finals are done. I'll keep this to the point. VPFinance Report by Mike Muffel.l' Donations are done and the clubs should have the "I will have less to say as the term progresses. " Monday afternoon and you will get your cheque by Wednesday morn- ing. Please tape your receipts to the back of the expense form. 1 don't need debit transaction slips or visa slips, I need the receipts for tax purposes. So please hand in your cheques for the money by now. If you missed donations this term you will have to wait until next term. There is not much more for me to do now other than the daily bookkeeping so I . will have less and less to say as the term progresses. Again, hand in your expense forms by receipts. I'll leave you with a quote from Henry Ford: Whether you think you can or think you can't, You're right. .. The Iron Warrior, Frida , Oct ber "0, 199 orr the Beaten Tracks Title: The Boy with the Arab Strap Artist: Belle & Sebastian I don't want to use the word "timeless" just because it brings about visions of infomercials, but] have to say this CD i without those thing you expect to hear in most mu, ic that date it with not only a decade, but a year. It' just simple sound- ing pop music but also very original. The Title: Is This Desire? Artist: pj Harvey I don't think I've ever listened to such dark ounding mu ic that could make my toe tap. Polly Jean has taken a more electronic route with this album, and it works well. She still has her unique and powerful vocals (and she's still more vocals are energetic and soft, and have a sense of aying omething important. They are backed with guitar in some places, giving it a folky a sound, and syn- thesizers in others. It won't get your party pumping, but it' . definitely worth a Ii ten. Their name comes from an old TV . how from France; they come from Scotland; and I have no idea where the album title comes from (but I guess one of the songs would have explained it to me). "bad" than Fiona Apple). Among other developments in her music, there is less of a distorted guitar sound, which just makes it easier to listen \0 her without feeling like I have to be angry. Each song has some- thing different to offer like 'orne eerie, rhythmic piano or a new mix of unrecog- nizable sounds. You can see her at the Warehouse in Toronto on October 30th. OjJthe Beaten Tracks is written by Darren Jenkins, 4A Electrical Engineering. by: Ian Tien Darren co-hosts a biweekly radio show on CKMS 100.3 with Glenn Cowall. The next show airs at JJ:30pm on November 4.