Do Not Laugh

By Hope, Ora Ora Tiferetot, Ora, Stephanie, Penelope, Tob Shbeeb, Tatania, Jenny, Arielle, Kelly, Pekhot, Grouchy, Yafah, Kabbalah, Marion, Kathleen, Marbah, Donna, Valerie, Shnoonah, Diana, Bertha, Shay, Amy, Marilyn, Elaine, Teresa, Lizzie, Libby, Honey, Richard, and Billy McBride

Copyright 2010, William McBride ISBN 978-0-557-57847-4

1. They go just where you think. - Pekhot

2. What the fuck are they talking about? - Anonymous Ghost

3. He wants something to eat. - Penny

4. Now theyre hurting Jill, that is just what they say, but we know better because were Angels! - Penny

5. He doesnt love you, did you hear what I was saying? - Anonymous Ghost

6. Now Billy, say a no care prayer for fun. - Stephanie Fun is good, would like some. - Silly Billy

7. OK Billy, next time I ask you what you want, let your Beings tell you. - Ha-Shem, Blessed be He

8. Billy, can you hear me??? Its a trap!!! - Anonymous Ghost

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9. Billy, that does not go there! Thats what I said. - Ha-Shem, Blessed be He

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10. You dont look like Prospero. - Anonymous Ghost

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11. Oh, I know what hes going to do! - Anonymous Ghost

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12. He doesnt know how to spell. - Anonymous Ghost

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13. Tob Shbeeb wants to draw! Let her draw! - Ha-Shem, Lord of the Universe

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14. This is kind of interesting I say. This is Arielle. - Arielle

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15. I am Under Bar! I NEED A HOME! - Under Bar

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16. Billy McBride, do not laugh! - Ha-Shem, Lord of lords

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17. D.L.G. goes to Super University. - Tikbot

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18. Tob Shbeeb wants to drawREALISTICLY!!! - Tob Shbeeb

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19. Now this is what Honey and Richard were trying to sayRock on with your good self! - Ha-Shem, God of Abraham and Isaac

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20. Im right therenow, Im right there! - Ha-Shem, King of kings

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21. Thats kind of interestingIt was both of us. - Ora Ora Tiferetot

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22. Billy, make Jill some room. - Ha-Shem, Blessed be He

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23. Ha-Shem, why is everybody saying Im praying right now? - Bnayvoovah Because it is something Jews do. - Ha-Shem, Lord of the World

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24. The Burning Bush was like a object in charades. - Bnayvoovah

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25. Billy, Hopeys crying. - Penny Why? - Because you went to bed, and we wanted you to stay awake. - Tikbot I will stay awake now. - Bnayvoovah

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26. KABOOM! (thunder boom) Billy, what do you always say when you hear thunder? - Amy Praise Ha-Shem, King of kings, Master of the Universe for making such wonderful natural phenomena. - Bnayvoovah

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27. Billy, thats her! - Penny OK you must now go to the Lands and M.O.A.T.. - Bnayvoovah I dont want to go thereI want to go to METAL SETTLE! - Leticia Its awesome there (the Lands and M.O.A.T.), you read with Angels. - Bnayvoovah OK I will go because I know youre helping(she goes)AWESOME, I Love it! Thank you all, its just right! A-ho-vah! - Leticia Now say it! - Penny Ahobot! - Bnayvoovah

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28. Billy, youre not queer, listen to your dear. - Shay

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29. Billy, wait right here, Tob Shbeeb wants to draw a sunset. - Penny

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30. Keep your eye on the cloud. - Stephanie

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31. I am who you think I am. - Arielle Ha-Shem? - Billy M. No I am not Ha-Shem, thrust me on that. - Arielle

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32. It is awesome stuff Billy McBride. - Ha-Shem, Lord of lords

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33. Billy, now they think youre queer. - Arielle

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34. Billy, you talk to God! - Penny

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35. Buy our books, this is Hod. - Hod

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36. Everyone wants to go to METAL SETTLE, Oh. - Bnayvoovah

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37. That is her now (a toy). - Penny (The toy) I love you, nice job. - Leticia

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38. Please dont write that down. - Penny

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39. Ok Billy now say: What the hell are we going to do?. - Libby What the hell are we going to do? - Bnayvoovah

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40. Billy, please put your foot downthank you, thats what Ive been trying to tell you. - Penny

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41. It will be OK. - Diana

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42. BillyyouneedTHAT! - Penny

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43. Billy, please dont jump around. - Yafah

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44. That is you nowright there! That is us. Come to home right this very minute! - Ha-Shem, God of Abraham and Isaac

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45. OK youre doing finenow heres what we do - Penny

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46. Billy, pray to your maker. - Penny

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47. It does not go thereit does not go there eitherthere! - Penny

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48. It was not Tikbot who said that. - Libby

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49. Billy, youre dancing around. - Stephanie

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50. That is an awesome bottle of wine. - Tob Shbeeb

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51. That is where they arethat is pretty bad; lets help them out. - Pekhot

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52. INEEDAHOME!!! - Anonymous Man

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53. Billy, what is his name? - Pekhot

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54. That is pretty good I say. - Tikbot

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55. Billy where does R.C. go in the afterlife? - Stephanie

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56. (Firetruck with alarm passes) Dear Ha-Shem, please help the victims out. - Billy M. I will do just that. - Ha-Shem

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57. Put that there. Just like youre thinking. - Ha-Shem, King of kings

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58. That is good, but wait for it - Stephanie

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59. Its a Mitzvah!!! - Tikbot

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60. OK here we gotovtovuumuuh uumuuh that does not need to be there. - Ha-Shem, Blessed be He

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61. Thats rightthats what I said! - Ha-Shem, King of the Universe

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62. Thats right, but what do you need(Billy moves into a more comfortable position)very good! - Ha-Shem, Master of All Thank you. - Billy M.

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63. Billy, look at his legthats it, rightthere (a handle). - Shnoonah

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64. Hug him with your hands. - Stephanie

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65. Thank you, thats just what I needed! - Ha-Shem, Wonder of All

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66. Tob Shbeeb, build a stairway for her. - Ha-Shem, Lord over All

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67. I hate it when he does that. - Honey

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68. Billy, now its time to pee. - Valerie

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69. Thats Honeys lamp. - Billy M.

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70. Nice jobOK heres what we can do for you right now. - Ha-Shem, Lord over All

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71. Ha-Shem, can you please help me with my feet? - Billy M. OK, I will. - Ha-Shem, Holy be He

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72. Holy, Holy, Holy is Ha-Shem, Blessed be His Name. - Billy M.

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73. Bnayvoovah, you had a fall. - Penny

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74. Time to read. - Tikbot Is it? - Billy M.

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75. Uuuuuuuh uuuuuuuh, that is all. - Tikbot

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76. I love Tikbot! - Honey

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77. Ora is going to light a candle for us. - Pekhot

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78. Bow your head to meOK, now look up. - Ha-Shem, King of kings

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79. Hotspur? - Bnayvoovah It will always work if you think like that. - Ha-Shem, Blessed be He

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80. We are playing charades. - Tikbot

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81. I like Telemachus. - Bnayvoovah

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82. Tov, now where getting somewhere. - Pekhot

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83. Please dont look at the wine. - Shnoonah

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84. Writers block? - Billy M. That is funny! - Tikbot It would be a weird phenomena for all of us to have it. - Billy M.

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85. Can you actually get paid for playing charades? - Penny Yes you can. if you write that down youre damned! - Honey

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86. He did put that down. - Honey

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87. Tov Tov Shalom loves you. - Arielle

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88. Billy, take a drink. - Stephanie

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89. I did not say that. - Honey

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90. That is an awesome vehicle, Y.E.S.. - Tikbot

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91. That goes with the winethats pretty good. - Pekhot

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92. That is how Samuel Johnson learned poetry. - Tov Tov Shalom

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93. That over there is Samuel Johnsons home in charades. - Ora

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94. Ha! I know its kind of hard to talk about Lots daughters. - Bnayvoovah

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95. I like this song playing. - Tikbot

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96. Its very much like him. Billy, say Shalom Alichiem. - Tikbot

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97. Hold still Tob Shbeeb wants to make a drawing of you. - Kelly

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98. Bnayvoovah pausesHe doesnt even know his wives names. - a Gold Moldian I like to savor the moment. - Bnayvoovah

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99. Billy, that is gum that Tob Shbeeb got for you for drawing you. - Kelly

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100. Who are they Billy? - Kelly

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FINIS

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Some Other Books by the McBrides

The Transcendence Beauty and Progress Happiness Hawaiian Sonnets and Other Poems Headbuttressia: a Fantasy John Milton with Bnayvoovah Cope with Book Reviewers The Trouble with Being a Bnayvoovah The Wonder and Love of M.O.A.T M.O.A.T. Fundraising Quotes from Beings Permanent Homes Quiet Thoughts

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