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Aboutthetest:ThistestwasdiscoveredbyDr.GaryD.MillerwhilehewasstudyingatSouthwestern BaptistTheologicalSeminaryandwasgiventothesinglesgroupatHoustonsFirstBaptistChurchinthe early80swhereGary(notyetadoctor)wasservingastheSinglesMinister.Theinstructionswereto taketheentiretestwithoutdiscussingitorlookingupanyanswers.(Itisrequestedthatyoudothe samenow.)Dr.MillerservedformanyyearsinBaptistchurchesinTexasandOklahoma.Garyandhis wife,DanaWalkerMiller,nowleadtheTalkLess!PrayMore!Campaign,TheWhitefieldProject,and hostthewebsitesgmillerlight4u.blogspot.comandwww.garydonmiller.com. Instructions:Readandanswereachquestionintheorderitappears.Whenchoicesaregiven,read themcarefullyandselectthebestone.PutaToranFintheblankonallTrueorFalsequestions. Guessingispermitted,cheatingisnot 1. AslongasChristmashasbeencelebrated,ithasbeenonDecember25th.(TrueorFalse) 2. Josephwasfrom: A. Bethlehem B. Jerusalem C. Nazareth D. Egypt E. Minnesota F. Noneoftheabove. 3. HowdidMaryandJosephtraveltoBethlehem? A. Camel B. Donkey C. Walked D. Volkswagon E. Josephwalked,Maryrodeadonkey F. Whoknows? 4. MaryandJosephweremarriedwhenMarybecamepregnant.(TrueorFalse?) 5. MaryandJosephweremarriedwhenJesuswasborn.(TrueofFalse?) 6. MarywasavirginwhenshedeliveredJesus.(TrueorFalse?) 7. WhatdidtheinnkeepertellMaryandJoseph? A. Thereisnoroomattheinn. B. Ihaveastableyoucanuse. C. ComebackaftertheChristmasrushandIshouldhavesomevacancies. D. BothAandB E. Noneoftheabove

 8. Jesuswasdeliveredina: A. Stable B. Manger C. Cave D. Barn E. Unknown 9. Amangerisa: A. Stablefordomesticanimals B. Woodenhaystoragebin C. Feedingtrough D. Barn 10. WhichanimalsdoestheBiblesaywerepresentatJesusbirth? A. Cows,sheep,goats B. Cows,donkeys,sheep C. Sheepandgoatsonly D. Miscellaneousbarnyardanimals E. Lions,tigers,elephants F. Noneoftheabove 11. Whosawthestarintheeast? A. Shepherds B. MaryandJoseph C. ThreeKings D. BothAandC E. Noneoftheabove 12. Howmanyangelsspoketotheshepherds? A. One B. Three C. Amultitude D. Noneoftheabove 13. Whatsigndidtheangelstelltheshepherdstolookfor? A. ThiswaytobabyJesus. B. AstaroverBethlehem C. Ababythatdoesntcry D. AhousewithaChristmastree E. Ababyinastable F. Noneoftheabove

 14. Whatdidtheangelssing? A. JoytotheWorld,theLordisCome B. Alleluia C. Untousachildisborn,untousasonisgiven D. GlorybetoGodinthehighest,etc. E. GlorytotheNewbornKing F. MySweetLord 15. WhatisaHeavenlyHost? A. Theangelatthegateofheaven B. Theangelwhoinvitespeopletoheaven C. Theangelwhoservesdrinksinheaven D. Anangelchoir E. Anangelarmy F. Noneoftheabove 16. TherewassnowthatfirstChristmas: A. OnlyinBethlehem B. AlloverIsrael C. NowhereinIsrael D. SomewhereinIsrael E. MaryandJosephonlydreamedofawhiteChristmas 17. ThebabyJesuscried: A. Whenthedoctorslappedhimonhisbehind B. Whenthelittledrummerboystartedbanginghisdrum C. Justlikeotherbabiescry D. Henevercried 18. Whatisfrankincense? A. Apreciousmetal B. Apreciousfabric C. Apreciousperfume D. Aneasternmonsterstory E. Noneoftheabove 19. Whatismyrrh? A. Aneasilyshapedmetal B. Aspiceusedforburyingpeople C. Adrink D. Aftershavelotion E. Noneoftheabove

20. HowmanywisemencametoseeJesus? (Writeinthecorrectnumber) 21. Whatdoeswisemenreferto? A. Menoftheeducatedclass B. Theywereeasternkings C. Theywereeasternastologers D. Theyweresmartenoughtofollowthestar E. Theyweresages 22. ThewisemenfoundJesusina: A. Manger B. Stable C. House D. HolidayInn E. GoodMood 23. ThewisemenstoppedinJerusalem: A. ToinformHerodaboutJesus B. TofindoutwhereJesuswas C. Toaskaboutthestartheysaw D. Forgas E. TobuypresentsforJesus 24. WheredowefindtheChristmasstoryinordertocheckalltheseridiculousquestions? A. Matthew B. Mark C. Luke D. John E. Alloftheabove F. OnlyAandB G. OnlyAandC H. OnlyA,B,andC I. OnlyX,YandZ J. AesopsFables 25. WhenJesusandMaryfoundoutthatMarywaspregnantwithJesus,whathappened? A. Theygotmarried B. Josephwantedtobreaktheengagement C. Marylefttownforthreemonths D. AnangeltoldthemtogotoBethlehem E. BothAandD F. BothBandC

 26. WhotoldMaryandJosephtogotoBethlehem? A. Theangel B. Marysmother C. Herod D. CaesarAugustus E. AlexandertheGreat F. Noonetoldthemto 27. JosephtookthebabyJesustoEgypt: A. Toshowhimthepyramids B. Toteachhimthewisdomofthepharaohs C. Toputhiminabasketinthereedsbytheriver D. Becausehedreamedaboutit E. Tobetaxed F. JosephdidnottakeJesustoEgypt G. Noneoftheabove 28. Ithinkthistestwas: A. Super B. Great C. Fantastic D. Alloftheabove