Contoh spoof text "Tidak Hadir" Ibu nya Joe saat itu menjadi marah karena anaknya telah

mendapat nilai yang rendah untuk ulangan bahasa Inggris. "Kenapa kamu mendapatkan nilai yang begitu rendah untuk ulangan itu? !ertanya ibunya dengan marah. Joe hanya diam lalu ngeloyor pergi. !eberapa saat kemudian" Joe pulang dan menemui ibunya lagi. Ibunya bertanya dengan pertanyaan yang sama Joe meja#ab dengan mantap" "Karena tidak hadir" "$aksudmu" kamu tidak hadir di hari ulangan tersebut?" Ibunya merasa heran Joe menja#ab" "!ukan" tapi anak yang biasanya duduk didekatku" Cukup menghibur bukan emba%a %ontoh teks spoof? Kita memba%a ja#aban Joe "Karena tidak hadir" kemungkinan kita menyangka bah#a Joe memang tidak hadir dalam test bahasa Inggris tersebut. Tapi akhir %erita tesebut membuat kita merasa terke%o. &ah berikut adalah text spoof 'ersi (nglish nya (xample of spoof text ")bsen%e" Joe s $other got angry be%ause her son got a lo# mark on (nglish test. "*hy did you get su%h a lo# mark on that test?" )sked mother angrily. )sked by his angry mother" Joe just kept silent and #ent out. ) fe# moment" Joe %ame ba%k home and met his mother again. His mother asked the same +uestion. Joe ans#ered steadily" "!e%ause of absen%e." ",ou mean you #ere absent on the day of the test?" $other #ondered. Joe replied" "&o" but the kid #ho sits next to me #as." Penguin In The Park -n%e a man #as #alking in a park #hen he %ame a%ross a penguin. He took him to a poli%eman and said" . I ha'e just found this penguin. *hat should I do?/ The poli%eman replied" . take him to the 0oo/. The next day the poli%eman sa# the same man in the same park and the man #as still %arrying the penguin #ith him. The poli%eman #as rather surprised and #alked up to the man and asked" .*hy are you still %arrying that penguin about? 1idn/t you take it to the 0oo? .I %ertainly did"/ replied the man. . and it #as a great idea be%ause he really enjoyed it" so today I/m taking him to the mo'iest2 That Phone is Off 3oon after he left %ollege" 1a'e found one of his un%les #ho #as 'ery ri%h and had no %hildren of his o#n died and left him a lot of money" so he de%ided to set up his o#n real estate agen%y. 1a'e found a ni%e offi%e. He bought some ne# furniture and mo'ed in. he had only been there for e fe# hours #hen he heard someone %oming to#ard the door of his offi%e. 4It must be my first %ustomer5 1a'e thought. He +ui%kly pi%ked up the telephone and pretended to be 'ery busy ans#ering an important %all from someone in &e# ,ork #ho #anted to buy a big and expensi'e house in the %ountry. The man kno%ked at the door #hile this #as going on. He %ame in and #aited politely for 1a'e to finish his %on'ersation on the phone.

Then the man said to 1a'e6 4I am from the telephone %ompany and I #as sent here to %onne%t your telephone5