Hilarious Naked Gun 11 screen play - you can really learn alot about writing comedy screenplays by studying this, it has alot of laugh out loud parts. Enjoy!
Hilarious Naked Gun 11 screen play - you can really learn alot about writing comedy screenplays by studying this, it has alot of laugh out loud parts. Enjoy!
Hilarious Naked Gun 11 screen play - you can really learn alot about writing comedy screenplays by studying this, it has alot of laugh out loud parts. Enjoy!
THE NAKED GUN IZ 4
the fmell of fear*
Avafet 17, 1990
aber 13, 1990
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+ 1990 (bce)
1, 1990 (pink)
ry 22, 1991 (green)
ty 25, 1991 (white)33
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FADE UP:
EXT. THE WHITE HOUSE - ESTABLISHING - NIGHT 34
INT. THE WHITE HOUSE - FORMAL DINING ROOM - NIGHT 35
‘The table is set for quests, Who mingle and chat.
Dignitaries dressed in evening wear-
gathering. A WHITE HOUSE SOCIAL AIDE is Stationed at at
the door. as various dignitaries pass by, they are
peeounced. Four Marine ushers escort the guests to
SOCIAL AIDE
Police Commissioner of the
District of Columbia, Captain
Annabelle Brunford.
a very stern locking WOMAN in conservative attire steps
down. the dining area, 9s 9 ieheetnaeseitean ‘Looking
BLACK COUPLE appear at the door,
SOCIAL AIDE
(continuing)
Nelson and Winnie Mandela.
ney pass by. There is a pause.
sail To The Chief" fills the room. CAMERA DOLLIES IN.
‘Stand as PRESIDENT BUSH with BARBARA at his
‘They are about to pass by a door marked
Suen uh when it swings open sodenly, hitting Barbara
right in the face. LIEUTENANT FRANK DREBIN; oblivious,
falls into step alongside ‘the President, smiling to the
guests who t him in disbelief.
(CONTINUED)35
36
37
CONTINUED: 38
in the b.g., there is a mad scramble by the security
people to get Mrs. Bush on her feet. Frank introduces
Rimself to the other quests. Finally, Mrs. Bush is on
her feet and says she is fine. She and George enter
the room. °
RESUME SCENE 36
BUSH
Please be seated.
Prank pulls the chair out for a pretty lady. Unfor—
tunately it is the chair Barbara Bush is about to sit
on. She falls backwards, grabbing onto the tablecloth
and taking a lot of the dishes, candles, and flowers
with her. Prank goes to her aid. But ends ig rai
heads with a Secret Service man. Barbara is ing
helped up by COMMISSIONER BRUMFORD As she bends
forward to get to her feet, Frank picks up two candles
which are now unlit. The timing is just right... that
is... just real bad for Commissioner Brumford Fra!
pokes her in the eyes with the candles. Frank is r
sorry. But manages to poke @ woman in the rear end
with the candle. A Secret Service man wrestles the
candles from Frank's hand. Order is now quickly
Testored. Servants have miraculously straightened the
table out. Everyone is seated. Frank is seated
between Barbara Bush and Commissioner Brumford.
RESUME SUSE 37
BOSH
Welcone. I'm glad you could all
cone. iim pleased to see, that
we're graced with the presence of
so many distinguished guests
tonight.
Prank has been watching a man closely.
FRANK
Just a second, buddy!
Be angrily grabs a cigar out of a man's mouth. He
holds it up.
PRASK
(continuing
Don't you know this is a Cuban
cigar?
(HORE)
(CONTINUED)