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THE NAKED GUN IZ 4 the fmell of fear* Avafet 17, 1990 aber 13, 1990 re + 1990 (bce) 1, 1990 (pink) ry 22, 1991 (green) ty 25, 1991 (white) 33 34 35 33 FADE UP: EXT. THE WHITE HOUSE - ESTABLISHING - NIGHT 34 INT. THE WHITE HOUSE - FORMAL DINING ROOM - NIGHT 35 ‘The table is set for quests, Who mingle and chat. Dignitaries dressed in evening wear- gathering. A WHITE HOUSE SOCIAL AIDE is Stationed at at the door. as various dignitaries pass by, they are peeounced. Four Marine ushers escort the guests to SOCIAL AIDE Police Commissioner of the District of Columbia, Captain Annabelle Brunford. a very stern locking WOMAN in conservative attire steps down. the dining area, 9s 9 ieheetnaeseitean ‘Looking BLACK COUPLE appear at the door, SOCIAL AIDE (continuing) Nelson and Winnie Mandela. ney pass by. There is a pause. sail To The Chief" fills the room. CAMERA DOLLIES IN. ‘Stand as PRESIDENT BUSH with BARBARA at his ‘They are about to pass by a door marked Suen uh when it swings open sodenly, hitting Barbara right in the face. LIEUTENANT FRANK DREBIN; oblivious, falls into step alongside ‘the President, smiling to the guests who t him in disbelief. (CONTINUED) 35 36 37 CONTINUED: 38 in the b.g., there is a mad scramble by the security people to get Mrs. Bush on her feet. Frank introduces Rimself to the other quests. Finally, Mrs. Bush is on her feet and says she is fine. She and George enter the room. ° RESUME SCENE 36 BUSH Please be seated. Prank pulls the chair out for a pretty lady. Unfor— tunately it is the chair Barbara Bush is about to sit on. She falls backwards, grabbing onto the tablecloth and taking a lot of the dishes, candles, and flowers with her. Prank goes to her aid. But ends ig rai heads with a Secret Service man. Barbara is ing helped up by COMMISSIONER BRUMFORD As she bends forward to get to her feet, Frank picks up two candles which are now unlit. The timing is just right... that is... just real bad for Commissioner Brumford Fra! pokes her in the eyes with the candles. Frank is r sorry. But manages to poke @ woman in the rear end with the candle. A Secret Service man wrestles the candles from Frank's hand. Order is now quickly Testored. Servants have miraculously straightened the table out. Everyone is seated. Frank is seated between Barbara Bush and Commissioner Brumford. RESUME SUSE 37 BOSH Welcone. I'm glad you could all cone. iim pleased to see, that we're graced with the presence of so many distinguished guests tonight. Prank has been watching a man closely. FRANK Just a second, buddy! Be angrily grabs a cigar out of a man's mouth. He holds it up. PRASK (continuing Don't you know this is a Cuban cigar? (HORE) (CONTINUED)

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