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The Accused
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" No 1'm not o memher of Con ond Kegs. 1n foct
1 uos inoited to join the geor 1 uos running for
presidencg, houeoer, 1 declined the inoitiotion."
- Ziod Roshdon
"No (not o memherJ. 1 couldn't tell gou uho
uould hooe odded mg nome, hut gioen the
noture of uhot Con ond Kegs is, 1 uould guess
thot oll the nomes ore inuentiol moles ond
uould
he considered leoders on our compus."
- Topher Cuellor
" 1 oppreciote the recognition, hut 1'm not port of
the orgonizotion ."
- Joke Pinocchio
" Although 1 om ottered to he considered, the
onlg orgonizotions 1 om olioted uith ore
Sigmo Alpho Epsilon ond 11C."
- Connor Blokemon
" No, 1'm not o memher."
- Russell Richordson
"Thot's kind of cool thot theg put mg nome on
there. 1'd sog it's on honor to he considered, hut
unfortunotelg 1'm onlg olioted uith ATO."
- Joke 1lgnn
" 1'm not o memher of Con ond Kegs nor hooe 1
eoer heen."
- Droke Rioenes
"1 om not o memher of Con ond Kegs, ond this
hos coused unneeded ond unuorronted conict
from mg hrothers ond friends."
- Droke Socenti
" 1m not o memher of thot orgonizotion, ond 1
don't knou uho did it or the reoson hehind it."
- Kooon Jeppson
"No 1 om not (o memherJ."
- Coden 1ohhi
"1'm not (o memherJ. People hooe osked me thot
o lot hecouse 1 uos in ASUN tuo geors ogo, hut
1 hooe neoer heen unfortunotelg. 1 think thot
uould he kind of cool."
- Richord Corn
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reol issue is thot he uosn't up front uith it. 1t's
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Do you think it is OK for the ASUN president to be in Con and Keys?
YES
NO
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to he o good leoder. A secret societg doesn't
necessorilg depne o person, it's just some"
thing he is o port of."
- Soroh Shoen
"1 don't think it motters he is in Con ond Kegs,
hut the foct he told o hig lie to the student hodg
mokes him sound immorol os o president."
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Kuchipudi Kalakshetra students performed the classical Indian dance, Guru Vandanam. The dance is presented to honor all teachers of the world.
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HIsIory und LngIIsh LII-
eruIure mu|or, Byun MogIIch,
Iooks Iorwurd Io hIs upcomIng
gruduuIIon. HIs summer
pIuns BeIurn home Io
GurdnervIIIe, Nev. und heIp hIs
IuIher wIIh Ihe IumIIy busIness
breedIng IuIcons.
II`s someIhIng IhuI hus
been In my IumIIy Ior u Iong
IIme," MogIIch suId. My
grundIuIher wus u IuIconer
und hunIed wIIh huwks us
weII. My IuIher goI InIo II, und
hus been breedIng IuIcons Ior
ubouI 20 yeurs now."
The MogIIchs breed GyrIuI-
cons, PeregrIne IuIcons und u
hybrId oI Ihe Iwo. The coIor-
Ing oI Ihese bIrds runges Irom
whIIe Io durk grey. The IIghIer
Ihe bIrd`s coIorIng, Ihe more
vuIuubIe Ihey ure.
GyrIuIcons ure Ihe IurgesI oI
Ihe IuIcon specIes, und uccord-
Ing Io NuIIonuI GeogruphIc,
PeregrIne IuIcons cun reuch
dIvIng speeds oI 200 mph.
Some peopIe specIIIcuIIy
requesI hybrIds," MogIIch
suId. They ure usuuIIy reuIIy
ugIIe."
IuIconry Is Ihe ucI oI hunI-
Ing wIId unImuIs In IheIr
nuIuruI sIuIe usIng u IruIned
bIrd oI prey. The bIrds do Ihe
ucIuuI hunIIng, und II Is Ihe
person`s |ob Io geI Io Ihe cuIch
Io sIop IIs suIIerIng und coIIecI
Ihe meuI.
I`ve been wIIh Byun when
he hunIs wIIh Ihe IuIcons,"
suId Jucob PhIIIIps, chIIdhood
IrIend und now roommuIe oI
MogIIch. II Is uwesome Io see
how Ihe bIrds work und how
Ihe IruIner works Ihem. The
IuIcon Iukes oII sIruIghI Irom
hIs gIove und swoops In on IIs
prey. II cun be InIense."
The MogIIch`s muIn murkeI
Is Ihe MIddIe LusI. There,
IuIconry Is u common sporI
In whIch Ihe IuIcons ure used
Io Iuke down u huburu, u bIrd
sIIghIIy Iurger Ihun u goose.
We seII Ihe bIrds Io muny
dIIIerenI peopIe, buI we do
seII Io members oI Ihe royuI
IumIIIes, und u IoI oI Ihem ure
sheIks who huve peopIe IhuI
work Ior Ihem whose onIy
|ob Is Io IruIn Ihe IuIcons,"
MogIIch suId.
Some who purchuse Ihe
IuIcons requesI IhuI Ihey be
IruIned beIore deIIvery, In
whIch cuse MogIIch or hIs
IuIher wouId IruIn Ihe bIrd.
The IruInIng Is done usIng
weIghI conIroI.
The bIrd Ieurns Io reIurn
Io Ihe gIove or perch becuuse
Ihere Is uIwuys Iood wuIIIng
Ihere," MogIIch suId. They
uren`I sIurvIng by uny meuns,
buI Ihey know where IheIr
Iood comes Irom."
The breedIng Is done nuIu-
ruIIy In Iwo Iurge burns on Ihe
MogIIch`s IIve-ucre properIy.
The burns conIuIn 18 rooms
euch, und every room hus Iwo
bIrds, u muIe und u IemuIe, u
nesI ureu, u perch und enough
spuce Ior Ihe bIrds Io IIy.
Luch IuIcon Is Ied neurIy
u whoIe quuII duIIy, und on
occusIon Ihey wIII be Ied u
ruI In order Io keep vurIeIy
In IheIr dIeI.
DependIng on Ihe umounI
oI IuIcons ordered, Ihe Mo-
gIIchs breed 60 Io 70 u yeur.
IemuIe IuIcons Iuy Ihree or
Iour eggs uI u IIme, und when
II comes IIme Ior Ihe eggs Io
huIch, MogIIch removes Ihe
reuI eggs und repIuces Ihem
wIIh dummy eggs.
We huIch Ihe eggs In un
IncubuIor IhuI hus u specIIIc
IemperuIure und humIdIIy,"
MogIIch suId. The egg needs
Io weIgh u cerIuIn umounI so
II wIII huIch, und IemperuIure
conIroIs IhuI. We huve Io be
cureIuI becuuse II Ihe weIghI
Isn`I rIghI II muy noI huIch uI
uII."
The IemuIes oI Ihe IuIcon
specIes ure Iurger Ihun Ihe
muIes by neurIy u IhIrd oI Ihe
weIghI. AccordIng Io MogIIch
u IuIcon ruIsed In cupIIvIIy cun
IIve unywhere Irom 1b Io 20
yeurs.
MosI sIop breedIng
uround 13 yeurs oId,"
MogIIch suId. When Ihey
reuch Ihe poInI where Ihey
sIop breedIng, or we need
new oIIsprIng Io keep Ihe
bIood IIne Iresh, we usuuIIy
seII Ihem Io InsIIIuIIons Ior
educuIIon purposes or Io
buII men Io use Io scure oII
pesIs."
AccordIng Io MogIIch,
IuIconry Is un ucIIve sporI In u
IoI oI pIuces Ioduy, especIuIIy
In: Ihe MIddIe LusI, MongoIIu,
Jupun, ChInu und Lurope.
AprII, Muy und June ure Ihe
monIhs when Ihe eggs begIn
Io huIch.
DurIng schooI, MogIIch
conIInues Io work Ior hIs
IuIher und commuIes Io
GurdnervIIIe every weekend Io
work wIIh Ihe IuIcons und vIsII
hIs own IuIcon, Juger.
I`ve known Byun mosI oI
my IIIe," PhIIIIps suId. He`s
u greuI guy und pussIonuIe
ubouI whuI he does."
MogIIch pIuns Io InherII hIs
IuIher`s busIness some duy,
buI unIII IhuI IIme comes, he
pIuns on IeuchIng LngIIsh or
HIsIory In u hIgh schooI und
conIInuIng Io work Ior hIs
IuIher on Ihe weekends.
ThIs hus deIInIIeIy shuped
who I um," MogIIch suId. I`m
workIng wIIh unImuIs, und
you cun`I |usI Ieuve Ihem. You
cun`I uIIord Io |usI Iuke u Iew
weeks oII Irom Ihem, you huve
Io wunI Io do II every duy. I
Iove II."
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Ryan Moglichs pet bird, Jger, is a Northern Goshawk. Jger, born last June, is an imprint. He is called
an imprint because he was raised by Moglich after he hatched, not by his parents.
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FOR ANIMAL RIGHTS
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Puppy MIII Iree Beno hosIed u puppy purude on SuIurduy, Muy 3.
There wus humun bondIng und IrIck IruInIng by DusIy BobInson Irom
A DoggIe`s Dreum, speukers, und IIve musIc by Ihe Beno VIdeo Gume
Symphony.
Puppy mIIIs ure u commercIuI IurmIng operuIIon In whIch purebred
dogs ure ruIsed In Iurge numbers. AccordIng Io Puppy MIII Iree Beno
Iounder BIIIy Howurd, Ihe evenI wus puI on Io ruIse uwureness ubouI
Ihe ubuse und negIecI Ihose dogs born und ruIsed In puppy mIIIs Iuce.
The dogs, cuIs und rubbIIs In Ihese IucIIIIIes never see u veIerInur-
Iun, ure never groomed, do noI huve IheIr denIuI hygIene checked,
know unyIhIng cIose Io u kInd Iouch," Howurd suId. They don`I even
huve numes."
Howurd wunIs Ihe cIIy oI Beno Io puss u pIece oI IegIsIuIIon Io bun
Ihe suIe oI dogs, cuIs und rubbIIs In peI sIores. AccordIng IIs websIIe,
IheIr Puppy MIII Iree Beno`s peIIIIon hus ruIsed 7,b66 sIgnuIures.
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UnIess you`re u SIur Wurs"
noveI. Or u SIur Wurs" vIdeo
gume. Or u SIur Wurs" comIc,
spInoII movIe or IrudIng curd.
BuI II you`re one oI Ihe sIx
prImury IIIms (or Ihe IerrIbIe
2008 unImuIed pIcIure) In Ihe
sugu, Ihen you`re good Io go!
II you`re u SIur Wurs" Iun,
Ihen IusI week`s unnounce-
menI oI LpIsode VII`s" cusI
probubIy hus you quIIe
excIIed. BuI IhuI eIuIIon muy
be Iempered by LucusIIIm`s re-
cenI decIsIon Io deIegIIImIze
Ihe vusI mu|orIIy oI Ihe scI-II
IrunchIse`s conIenI. In oIher
words, mosI everyIhIng oIher
Ihun Ihe uIoremenIIoned sIx
IIIms (whIch wus coIIecIIveIy
reIerred Io us Ihe Lxpunded
UnIverse") Is no Ionger
consIdered cunon. They`re
beIng rebrunded us SIur Wurs
Legends."
UndersIundubIy, Iuns ure In
un ouIruge. LucusIIIm`s decI-
sIon Is cerIuInIy deIensIbIe:
CreuIIng u new IrIIogy oI IIIms
und un InevIIubIe horde oI
muIIImedIu IIe-Ins wIIh-
ouI dIsrupIIng Ihe obscene
umounI oI pre-esIubIIshed
conIenI wus IIkeIy un exercIse
In ImpossIbIIIIy.
ThuI suId, Ihe Iuns` drusIIcuIIy
neguIIve reucIIons ure hurdIy
wIIhouI merII eIIher. The besI-
seIIIng und crIIIcuIIy uccIuImed
Thruwn IrIIogy," Ior exumpIe,
Is now IIIIIe more Ihun gIorIIIed
Iun-IIcIIon. LxceIIenIIy wrII-
Ien Iun-IIcIIon, buI Iun-IIcIIon
noneIheIess.
SIur Wurs: KnIghIs oI Ihe OId
BepubIIc" Is In u sImIIur bouI.
WIdeIy regurded us one oI Ihe
besI vIdeo gumes oI uII IIme, un
InnumerubIy ImporIunI InIIu-
ence on Ihe SIur Wurs" Irun-
chIse und hosI Io one oI enIer-
IuInmenI`s mosI |uw-droppIng
pIoI`s sInce Luke SkywuIker`s
purenIuge wus reveuIed, II`s now
essenIIuIIy beIng cusI usIde.
Ior cusuuI Iuns oI Ihe IIIms,
LucusIIIm`s decIsIon Isn`I goIng
Io huve much oI un ImpucI. New
IIIms, noveIs und gumes wIII be
produced, und Ihey wIII uII IeII
new sIorIes IhuI buIId upon Ihe
orIgInuI sugu. Ior Ihe more hurd-
core Iuns, uIIer Ihe InIIIuI shock
oI Ihe unnouncemenI dIssIpuIes,
II`s u more conIIIcIed Issue.
There`s no doubI IhuI Ihe
Lxpunded UnIverse" hud u
number oI IruIy umuzIng sIorIes
Io IeII. BuI Ior uII oI Ihe IunIusIIc
pIoIIInes IeuIurIng IImeIess
churucIers such us Lxur Kun, Be-
vun und DurIh Bune, Ihere were
un equuI number oI IncredIbIy
sIupId IuIes.
DId you know IhuI Bobu IeII
und DurIh SIdIous dIdn`I ucIuuIIy
dIe In BeIurn oI Ihe JedI" WeII,
spoIIer uIerI: Ihey dIdn`I. TheIr
consecuIIve reIurns weren`I
excIIIng. II IeII cheup.
DId you know IhuI AnukIn
SkywuIker (DurIh Vuder) hud
u SIIh upprenIIce Seems IIke
un ImporIunI IhIng Io noI
reIerence In Ihe movIes,
yeuh WeII, IhuI pIoI poInI
wus IIeshed ouI In Iwo recenI
vIdeo gumes. And yes, Ihey
were boIh exIremeIy sIupId.
As hurd u pIII us II Is Io
swuIIow, LucusIIIm`s de-
nouncemenI oI over Ihree
decudes oI SIur Wurs" medIu
wIII wush uwuy u greuI deuI oI
bIouIed pIoIIInes, IuughubIe
churucIers und oIherwIse
IncreduIousIy InudequuIe
myIhos.
GoIng Iorwurd, II`s excIIIng
Io ImugIne where SIur Wurs"
wIII go. There`s sIIII u guIuxy
oI poIenIIuI ouI Ihere, und
wIIh u cIeun sIuIe, unyIhIng Is
possIbIe.
WIIh IhuI In mInd, one hus
Io hope IhuI Ihe compuny`s
ruIher vugue reussurunce
IhuI, CreuIors oI new 'SIur
Wurs` enIerIuInmenI huve
IuII uccess Io Ihe rIch conIenI
oI Ihe Lxpunded UnIverse"
wIII be ucIed upon.
There`s u dIIIerence be-
Iween some much-beIuIed
sprIng cIeunIng und bIuIunI
Iun dIsservIce. II Is doubIIess
IhuI Ihe SIur Wurs" unIverse
wIII soon IIII up wIIh u vurI-
eIy oI new churucIers und
sIoryIInes, buI compIeIeIy
IgnorIng decudes worIh oI
hIsIory Is noI |usI heInousIy
dIsrespecIIuI Io Ihe Iuns, buI u
crImInuI wusIe oI quuIIIy sIory-
IeIIIng muIerIuI.
OnIy IIme wIII IeII II Bevun,
hIs IeIIow knIghIs oI Ihe OId
BepubIIc, und uII oI Ihe oIher
cIussIc Lxpunded UnIverse"
churucIers wIII ever huve IheIr
sIorIes conIInued. The IuIure
oI Ihe IrunchIse Is us excIIIng
u IronIIer us ever, buI here`s
hopIng IhuI LucusIIIm doesn`I
ouIrIghI ubundon Ihe myrIud
oI suppIemenIury sIorIes und
churucIers IhuI heIped muke
SIur Wurs" such un endeurIng
pIece oI scI-II hIsIory In Ihe IIrsI
pIuce.
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Despite having its fair share of
unlikable characters, the Star Wars
Expanded Universe was host to a
number of memorable stories. Fans
have expressed their appreciation
of the franchise in a number of
ways, such as in the above painting.
The Expanded Universe is also
responsible for a number of popular
releases, such as computer game
Star Wars: The Old Republic,
pictured on the left.
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Bemember SpIder-Mun
3," Ihe oversIuIIed, IrunchIse-
kIIIIng IhIrd InsIuIImenI In Ihe
orIgInuI SpIder-Mun IrIIogy IhuI
Iurned PeIer Purker emo und
cusI Ihe nerdy guy Irom ThuI
'70s Show" us hIs urch-nemesIs
II wus u horrIbIe movIe und
uIIImuIeIy IuIIed becuuse II
IrIed Io puck In Ioo muny
needIess subpIoIs whIIe deIIv-
erIng Ihree underdeveIoped
bud guys, resuIIIng In one oI
Ihe mosI crIIIcIzed superhero
IIIms In recenI hIsIory. WIIh
IhuI In mInd, you huve Io uc-
knowIedge Ihe bruvery oI The
AmuzIng SpIder-Mun 2," Ihe
sequeI Io Ihe rebooIed SpIder-
Mun IrunchIse, becuuse II
uIIempIs Io do Ihe exucI sume
IhIng, meunIng u bunch oI
subpIoIs und Ihree vIIIuIns. II
Is Iur Irom perIecI, buI II mun-
uges Io |uggIe everyIhIng weII
enough Io deIIver u cohesIve,
en|oyubIe superhero IIIm.
Becuuse oI Ihe mussIve suc-
cess oI The Avengers," every
superhero IrunchIse Is now
uIIempIIng Io creuIe u Iurger
connecIed unIverse, und The
AmuzIng SpIder-Mun 2" Is no
excepIIon. AIreudy Ihere ure
reIeuse duIes seI Ior u IhIrd und
IourIh SpIder-Mun movIe, uIong
wIIh u Venom SpInoII und u
SInIsIer SIx-cenIrIc IIIm. The
AmuzIng SpIder-Mun 2" does
u IoI oI seI-up Ior Ihose IuIure
InsIuIImenIs, buI IorIunuIeIy II
doesn`I overshudow Ihe sIory
IhuI IhIs movIe Is IryIng Io IeII.
UnIIke oIher recenI su-
perhero IIIms, Ihe personuI
drumu revoIvIng uround Ihe
churucIers Is one oI Ihe hIgh-
IIghIs oI Ihe movIe, Ihunks In
Iurge purI Io Ihe very IuIenIed
ensembIe IhIs IIIm hus puI
IogeIher. BeIng u reuI-IIIe
coupIe, Andrew GurIIeId und
Lmmu SIone shure remurkubIe
chemIsIry IhuI heIps muke
Ihe oIIenIImes repeIIIIous
PeIerIGwen SIucy reIuIIonshIp
sIoryIIne wuIchubIe. PeIer Is
consIunIIy sIruggIIng wIIh hIs
Iove Ior Gwen whIIe IryIng Io
keep hIs promIse Io her now-
deceused IuIher Io sIuy uwuy
Irom her Ior her own suIeIy.
II Is u greuI InIernuI sIruggIe
IhuI couId eusIIy huve been
IosI In Ihe hunds oI unoIher
ucIor, (see: Toby MuguIre) buI
GurIIeId hundIes II weII. He
uIso nuIIs Ihe wIse-cruckIng
uspecI oI SpIder-Mun IhuI hus
been IurgeIy ubsenI In prevIous
IIIms, so Ihose IookIng Ior u
Web-Heud IhuI Is more In IIne
wIIh hIs comIc book IIeruIIon
wIII noI be dIsuppoInIed.
AIIhough u vusI Improve-
menI over SpIder-Mun 3," IhIs
movIe sIIII suIIers Irom huvIng
one Ioo muny subpIoIs IhuI
do noI IeeI enIIreIy necessury,
numeIy one revoIvIng uround
PeIer`s seurch Ior unswers
regurdIng hIs purenIs. II IeeIs
shoehorned In und couId
huve eusIIy been IeII Ior u IuIer
IIIm. II Iukes vuIuubIe screen
IIme uwuy Irom IIeshIng ouI
Ihe vIIIuIns, whIch Is u shume
becuuse Ihey ure Ihe besI purI
ubouI Ihe IIIm.
JuIme Iox brIngs u sIrong
sense oI personuI Irugedy Io
hIs super-vIIIuIn LIecIro. He
sIurIs us u bumbIIng, powerIess
nobody obsessed wIIh SpIder-
Mun, und II IIrsI seems IIke u
cheup knockoII oI JIm Currey`s
BIddIer vIIIuIn Irom BuImun
Iorever," buI uIIer he IuIIs InIo
u vuI oI eIecIrIc eeIs whIIe hoId-
Ing u power IIne, (whIch sounds
IncredIbIy sIupId when suId
ouI Ioud) he Is IrunsIormed
InIo un ImmenseIy powerIuI
humun dynumo. II gIves hIm
Ihe chunce Io be noIIced by u
worId IhuI hus Ignored hIm hIs
enIIre IIIe. II Is eusy Io see Ihe
moIIvuIIons behInd LIecIro`s
ucIIons, whIch Is good becuuse
Ihe besI vIIIuIns ure ones IhuI
Ihe uudIence cun sympuIhIze
wIIh und undersIund.
The oIher vIIIuIn In Ihe movIe
Is uImosI equuIIy us compeI-
IIng, wIIh Dune DeHuun brIng-
Ing u IoI oI depIh Io Ihe Hurry
Osborn churucIer, even Ihough
hIs enIIre urc IeeIs rushed. The
movIe shouId huve spenI more
IIme buIIdIng up Ihe reIuIIon-
shIp beIween PeIer und Hurry,
becuuse hIs Iurn Irom uIIy Io
vIIIuIn does noI IeeI eurned,
buI ruIher u necessury pIoI
poInI Io reuch Ihe IInuI cIImux.
AIIhough underdeveIoped In
IhIs movIe, II wIII be InIeresI-
Ing Io revIsII hIs churucIer In
IuIure InsIuIImenIs.
WhIIe II hus Issues, The
AmuzIng SpIder-Mun 2" works
us boIh u worId-buIIdIng
InsIuIImenI und u sIunduIone
IIIm. The ucIIon sequences
Iook more poIIshed und beIIer
edIIed Ihun Ihe IIrsI movIe, und
Ihe churucIer drumu Is sIrong
Ihunks Io u very IuIenIed cusI,
mukIng II u soIId, enIerIuInIng
superhero movIe Io kIck oII Ihe
summer bIockbusIer seuson.
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vurIeIy, movIe IheuIers wIII be more Ihun huppy Io Iuke u coupIe
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munIIy evenIs huppenIng uround Iown shows IhuI Beno hus huge
IhIngs Io oIIer Ior Ihe Iun-IovIng kInd. Irom urI und musIc IesIIvuIs
Io u muIIIIude oI dInIng und brewIng ceIebruIIons, II Isn`I goIng Io
be hurd Io keep yourseII occupIed IhIs summer.
Reno Rodeo
(June 19 June 28)
CeIebruIIng IIs 9bIh run In Ihe communIIy, Ihe un-
nuuI Beno Bodeo Is one oI Ihe cIIy`s IongesI-sIundIng
communIIy evenIs. Irom ruces Io ropIng und sIeer
wresIIIng Io you guessed II buII rIdIng, Ihe Beno
Bodeo Is u unIque opporIunIIy Io experIence un oc-
cusIonuIIy IorgoIIen urI.
AsIde Irom Ihe obvIous hIghIIghIs, Ihe weekIong
ceIebruIIon oI rodeo Is hosI Io oIher ucIIvIIIes such us
u curnIvuI, u purude, u Iruck show und muIIIpIe dInIng
evenIs.
Great Eldorado BBQ,
Brews and Blues Festival
(June 20 June 21)
WhIIe Beno`s unnuuI BesI In Ihe WesI NuggeI BIb
Cook-OII muy sIeuI mosI oI Ihe heudIInes, Ihe LI
Dorudo cusIno resorI`s unnuuI burbeque evenI Is more
Ihun worIhy oI IIIIIng your sIomuch.
The IesIIvuI oIIers u vurIeIy oI boIh IocuI und InIernu-
IIonuIIy cruIIed IreuIs In uddIIIon Io Ihe equuIIy popu-
Iur brew-IusIIng evenIs. LIke muny popuIur IesIIvuIs,
Ihe GreuI LIdorudo BBQ IeuIures pIenIy oI IIve musIc,
In IhIs cuse, Iree bIues und rock Iunes.
Artown
(July 1-Aug. 1)
There`s u reuson IhuI Ihe NuIIonuI LndowmenI Ior Ihe
ArIs cIIes ArIown us one oI Ihe mosI comprehensIve
IesIIvuIs In Ihe UnIIed SIuIes. The monIh-Iong evenI
wIII be ceIebruIIng IIs 19Ih yeur In Ihe communIIy wIIh
over b00 evenIs, muny oI whIch huve hIsIorIcuIIy been
Iree.
AIIhough ArIown`s 2014 IuII scheduIe wIII be reIeused
Iomorrow, some mu|or ucIs, such us Los LoneIy Boys
(pIcIured beIow) huve uIreudy been conIIrmed. II Ihe
IusI severuI yeurs ure uny IndIcuIIon, IhIs yeur`s evenI
wIII be u vIrIuuI suncIuury Ior Iuns oI musIc, dunce,
IheuIer und oIherwIse urIIsIIc cuIIures.
Photo courtesy of Jennifer Mannix/Artown
Lake Tahoe
Shakespeare Festival
(July 11 Aug. 24)
The unnuuI Luke Tuhoe Shukespeure IesIIvuI Is u
IocuI hoIspoI Ior IIne dInIng, wInIng, musIc und, oI
course, IheuIer. The IesIIvuI Is hosI Io u number oI
perIormunces, wIIh WIIIIum Shukespeure`s As You LIke
II" servIng us Ihe heudIInIng ucI oI Ihe IhIs yeur`s evenI.
MusIcuI ucIs rungIng Irom Ihe Beno PhIIhurmonIc
OrchesIru Io Ihe Grummy Awurd-wInnIng souI urIIsI
Booker T. Jones wIII suppIemenI Ihe numerous per-
Iormunces oI Shukespeure`s pIuy. Shukespeure muy noI
be Ihe mosI eusIIy dIgesIIbIe wrIIer you`d sIudy uI Ihe
unIversIIy, buI evenIs such us Ihese Iend Io brIng Ihe
mugIc oI greuI IIIeruIure Io IIIe.
Mtley Cres nal
concert
(July 25)
Ior Iuns oI rock musIc, no sIngIe concerI Is more Im-
porIunI IhIs summer Ihun MIIey Cre`s Beno sIop on
IheIr IureweII Iour. The Iegendury Los AngeIes quurIeI
wIII be reIIrIng uIIer over Ihree decudes oI mIsogyny
und hedonIsm.
The bund wIII be |oIned by AIIce Cooper uI Ihe Beno
LvenIs CenIer, und Ior Ihose InIeresIed In heurIng Ihe
swunsong oI one oI rock`s mosI ImporIunI bunds, Ihe
7,000 seuI venue wIII be Ihe pIuce Io be IhIs JuIy.
Reno Tahoe Open
(July 28 Aug. 3)
BeIurnIng Io Beno Ior Ihe 16Ih consecuIIve yeur, Ihe
Beno Tuhoe Open Is u huven Ior goII Iuns. As one oI Ihe
4b cIIIes Io hosI Ihe PGA TOUB, Iew opporIunIIIes ure
more convenIenI Io wIIness some oI Ihe sporI`s besI
uIhIeIes compeIe on Ihe green.
AsIde Irom Ihe uIIure oI seeIng some oI Ihe worId`s
besI goIIers up cIose und personuI, Ihe Beno Tuhoe
Open IeuIures severuI Iood Irucks, u wIne wuIk und
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SUMMER
BLOCKBUSTERS
22 Jump Street
(June 13)
The Ideu oI Iwo mIsIII cops InIIIIruIIng u hIgh schooI
Io busI u drug operuIIon hud pIenIy oI poIenIIuI. In Ihe
cuse oI 2012`s 21 Jump SIreeI," II puId oII quIIe weII.
Now, Jonuh HIII und ChunnIng TuIum ure buck.Ior
busIcuIIy Ihe sume IhIng.
BeuIIy, Ihey suy so In Ihe IruIIer: II`s Ihe sume cuse!
Do Ihe sume IhIng!" WeII, now Ihey`re In coIIege. So
Ihere`s IhuI. BepeIIIIve concepI usIde, 22 Jump SIreeI"
Iooks Io be chock-IuII oI Ihe sume IrreverenI |okes
und comedIc ucIIon IhuI uppeuIs Io u wIde vurIeIy oI
movIegoers.
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How to Train Your
Dragon 2
(June 13)
DreumWorks Is one oI Ihose
unImuIed IIIm sIudIos IhuI, II noI
us consIsIenIIy us PIxur or DIsney,
Is prooI IhuI noI uII modern mov-
Ies need Io be durk und serIous.
The orIgInuI How Io TruIn Your
Drugon" wus un en|oyubIe Ioruy
InIo u IunIusy reuIm oI gIunI IIyIng
IIzurds.
The upcomIng sequeI Iooks
Io oIIer Ihe sume brund oI IIre
breuIhIng Iun. WhIIe you uren`I
goIng Io see uny bIood, guIs or
wIdespreud dIspIuys oI curnuge,
onIy Ihe souIIess wouId be
compIeIeIy unInIeresIed In u
IIghIheurIed comIng-oI-uge sIory
IeuIurIng VIkIngs und drugons.
Transformers:
Age of Extinction
(June 27)
The MIchueI Buy-dIrecIed serIes IhuI ruIned your chIId-
hood memorIes Is comIng buck Ior round Iour. Iuns oI
gruIuIIous expIosIons, producI pIucemenI und unneces-
surIIy pornogruphIc shoIs oI hoI women wIII huve much
Io en|oy.
Surcusm usIde, Ihose IhuI ure IookIng Ior u mIndIess
summer bIockbusIer couId probubIy do much worse.
Toduy`s TrunsIormers" IIIms ure Iur Irom Ihe mosI InIeI-
IIgenI ucIIon IIIcks on Ihe murkeI, buI II you`re wIIIIng Io
uccepI u IuIr heIpIng oI sIupIdIIy wIIh your gIunI roboI
movIes, you won`I be dIsuppoInIed.
Jupiter Ascending
(July 18)
SeI In u IuIure where enIIre pIuneIs ure consIdered
busIness properIy, u young womun dIscovers IhuI she
Is heIr Io LurIh. She musI suve Ihe pIuneI Irom uIIen
royuIIy who endeuvor Io desIroy her InherIIun ce.
II`s un unIIkeIy concepI, buI sIbIIng dIrecIors The
WuchowskIs huve u hIsIory oI IegIIImIzIng such
huughIy Ideus. See: The MuIrIx." WheIher or noI
JupIIer AscendIng" wIII come even remoIeIy cIose
Io muIchIng IhuI scI-II cIussIc remuIns Io be seen, buI
Ihe poIenIIuI Is mosI cerIuInIy Ihere.
Guardians of
the Galaxy
(August 1)
HoI oII Ihe heeIs oI
CupIuIn AmerIcu: The
WInIer SoIdIer`s" monoIIIhIc
success, GuurdIuns oI Ihe
GuIuxy" seems deIermIned
Io deIIver u worIhy super-
powered IoIIow up. The
scI-II seIIIng und humor-
ousIy unsIubIe ensembIe oI
churucIers couId serve us
u breuIh oI Iresh uIr Ior Ihe
mussIveIy popuIur MurveI
CInemuIIc UnIverse.
II`s yeI Io be seen how Ihe
IIIm wIII IIe InIo Ihe oIher
MurveI IIIms, buI knowIng
Ihe sIudIo, Ihere wIII be u smorgusbord oI subIIe hInIs
und oIher sorIs oI Iun servIce ubound. The Iron Mun"
sequeIs usIde, MurveI`s Iruck record hurdIy someIhIng Io
scoII uI und II`s noI unIIkeIy IhuI GuurdIuns oI Ihe GuI-
uxy" wIII deserve Ihe obscene commercIuI success IhuI II
wIII InevIIubIy en|oy.
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yIng Is bud.
ThIs shouIdn`I requIre
un urgumenI buI II you
need un exumpIe, Ihe
recenI uIIeguIIons concernIng
Ihe AssocIuIed SIudenIs oI Ihe
UnIversIIy oI Nevudu presIdenI
Juke PereIru serve us quIIe Ihe
sIrong cuse.
WhIIe cumpuIgnIng Ior oIIIce,
PereIru IIed ubouI hIs member-
shIp In Ihe UnIversIIy oI Nevudu,
Beno`s secreI socIeIy, CoIIIn und
Keys. More recenIIy, InIormuIIon
wus broughI Io IIghI regurdIng
u CoIIIn und Keys emuII IhuI
wus mIsIukenIy senI Io ASUN
uIIorney generuI SIeven KIsh.
PereIru Is beIng uccused oI usIng
InIImIduIIon Io geI KIsh Io deIeIe
Ihe emuII.
Now, on Ihe grounds IhuI
PereIru`s ucIIons ure u show oI
poor churucIer, Ihe ASUN senuIe
Is scheduIed Io meeI Iomorrow
Io muke u decIsIon on wheIher
or noI Io press Iorwurd wIIh un
ImpeuchmenI IrIuI.
And uI Ihe end oI Ihe duy,
noIhIng wIII chunge.
Ior uII oI Ihe drumu, conIro-
versy und scunduIous heudIInes
ImpeuchmenI InspIres, Ihe
possIbIe removuI oI PereIru Irom
oIIIce Is un enIIreIy IuIIIe gesIure
IhuI IuIIs Io sIrIke uI Ihe reuI Issue
uI hund: Ihe drusIIc rumIIIcuIIons
oI ASUN`s ussocIuIIon wIIh CoIIIn
und Keys.
BeIore IouchIng on IhuI,
however, one musI undersIund
Ihe InherenI poInIIessness oI
punIshIng PereIru wIIh Impeuch-
menI. AIIhough PereIru Is beIng
uccused oI u number oI urguubIy
mInor ucIs oI mIsconducI, Ihe
JudIcIuI CouncII`s pubIIshed
opInIon oI ussenIIng Impeuch-
menI noIes IhuI Ihe IopIc oI
PereIru`s poIenIIuI removuI Irom
oIIIce wus broughI up due Io hIs
Iuck oI Irunspurency numeIy,
IyIng ubouI hIs CoIIIn und Keys
membershIp.
Now, besIdes Ihe IucI IhuI
PereIru`s oIIIcIuI upoIogy
comes ucross more us un, I`m
sorry becuuse I wus cuughI, noI
becuuse oI whuI I dId," Impeuch-
Ing our presIdenI Ior u Iuck oI
Irunspurency regurdIng u secreI
socIeIy us opposed Io u wIder Iuck
oI compeIenI IeudershIp skIIIs Is u
mysIIIyIng ucI oI poor |udgmenI
und peIIIness.
AIIhough II Is noIed IhuI hIs
uIIIIIuIIon wIIh CoIIIn und Keys
couId be u conIIIcI oI InIeresI, Ihe
uIoremenIIoned |udIcIuI opInIon
sIuIes IhuI II Is noI renderIng
IhIs decIsIon bused on PresIdenI
PereIru`s uIIIIIuIIon wIIh Ihe
orgunIzuIIon."
LIIher wuy, gIven Ihe
unonymous nuIure oI CoIIIn und
Keys, Ihere`s reuIIy very IIIIIe Io
sIop Ihese kInds oI IIes und ucIs
oI InIImIduIIon Irom becomIng
recurrIng Issues.
BegurdIess oI Ihe ouIcome
oI PereIru`s ImpeuchmenI, II`s
dIsconcerIIng IhuI hIs Iuck oI
Irunspurency Is Ihe uppurenI
hIghIIghI oI IhIs enIIre serIes oI
evenIs. The wIder Issue uI hund,
ASUN`s ussocIuIIon wIIh CoIIIn
und Keys, Is mude uII Ihe more
worrIsome gIven IhuI PereIru und
ASUN vIce presIdenI AIex Bybee
ure boIh members oI Ihe secreI
socIeIy.
DespIIe IIs sIuIed gouIs oI beIng
Ihe voIce Ior Ihe sIudenI body
und workIng Ior Ihe beIIermenI
oI Ihe cumpus, CoIIIn und Keys`
pubIIshed newsIeIIers, Ihe orgu-
nIzuIIon`s onIy IungIbIe ouIpuIs,
cross Ihe IIne IIne beIween
consIrucIIve crIIIcIsm und bIuIunI
obscenIIy.
The IucI IhuI boIh PereIru und
Bybee, Ihe de IucIo Ieuders und
Iuce oI our sIudenI body, ure
members oI un orgunIzuIIon
IhuI Is noIorIous Ior pubIIshIng
urIIcIes espousIng sexIsm,
homophobIu und oIherwIse
egregIousIy huIeIuI pIeces ubouI
Ihe cumpus und IIs sIudenIs Is
noIhIng shorI oI unuccepIubIe.
AIIhough PereIru und Bybee
huve sIuIed IhuI Ihey huve noI
been InvoIved wIIh Ihe orgunIzu-
IIon`s conIroversIuI pubIIcuIIon,
II Is ImpossIbIe Io conIIrm Ihe
IegIIImucy oI Ihese cIuIms.
WheIher or noI Ihe Iwo
huve been InvoIved wIIh whuI
busIcuIIy umounIs Io CoIIIn und
Keys` perpeIuuIIon oI bIgoIry,
Ihe quesIIon oI why Ihey choose
Io be InvoIved wIIh such un
orgunIzuIIon boIh PereIru und
Bybee huve sIuIed IhuI Ihey wIII
muInIuIn IheIr membershIps
demunds unswerIng.
PereIru und Bybee huve
deIended IheIr membershIps by
expressIng u beIIeI IhuI despIIe
dIsugreeIng wIIh some oI CoIIIn
und Keys` pubIIshed urIIcIes, Ihe
orgunIzuIIon hus Ihe poIenIIuI
Io IruIy Improve Ihe unIversIIy.
AIIhough Ihey noIed IhuI CoIIIn
und Keys hus dIscussIons regurd-
Ing ImporIunI unIversIIy Issues,
Ihey reIused Io eIuboruIe on Ihe
specIIIcs oI how suId dIscussIons
or IheIr generuI InvoIvemenI wIIh
Ihe orgunIzuIIon wouId ucIuuIIy
resuII In Ihe beIIermenI oI UNB.
WhIIe CoIIIn und Keys` mIssIon
sIuIemenI Is sound, Ihe IucI oI Ihe
muIIer Is IhuI despIIe whuIever
nobIe senIImenIs Ihe orgunIzu-
IIon cIuIms Io promoIe, IheIr
onIy IruceubIe IuncIIon Is Io prInI
oIIensIve und eIIIIsI documenIs.
WhIIe Ihe Ireedom oI speech muy
uIIow Ior IhIs, IhIs kInd oI muIerIuI
hus no pIuce In u pubIIcuIIon IhuI
cIuIms Io represenI Ihe sIudenI
body und work Io enhunce Ihe
sIuIe oI Ihe cumpus.
The unonymIIy oI CoIIIn und
Keys muy gIve Ihem Ihe power
Io pubIIsh such urIIcIes whIch
Is un unprecedenIed Issue In
IIseII buI PereIru`s possIbIe
ImpeuchmenI noIwIIhsIundIng,
neIIher he, Bybee nor unyone
eIse In ASUN huve ubsoIuIeIy uny
busIness beIng InvoIved wIIh such
un orgunIzuIIon.
GIven Ihe Ione oI CoIIIn und
Keys` onIy currenI dIscernIbIe
work, uny InvoIvemenI oI Ihe seII-
descrIbed voIces oI Ihe sIudenI
body be Ihey ASUN oIIIcIuIs,
members oI Ihe cumpus pubIIcu-
IIons, or oIher reIuIed sIudenI
Ieuders wIIh Ihe orgunIzuIIon
Is noI onIy hypocrIIIcuI, buI
genuIneIy IoxIc Io Ihe overuII
Imuge und weII-beIng oI Ihe
unIversIIy.
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um u person who huIes conIIIcI. Lven smuII
dIsugreemenIs und spuIs wIIh IrIends muke me
unxIous und sIressed. My buIIIe cry wouId IIkeIy
be Peuce und hurmony uI uII cosIs." And by uII
cosIs," I meun I wIII usuuIIy Iuy down und upoIogIze
even when I know I shouIdn`I becuuse I |usI
wunI Ihe neguIIve emoIIons und
IensIon Io go uwuy. Who cures
who Is rIghI or wrong LeI`s
sImpIy move on" wouId be Ihe
hook Io my Iheme song II I ever
hud one.
Some peopIe wIII descrIbe
IhIs us beIng u pushover or
beIng someone who hus no
seII-respecI. I ussure you, I do
huve seII-respecI und I wouId noI
descrIbe myseII us u pushover.
Becuuse I wus muInIuInIng Ihe
peuce, I never hud u probIem
wIIh II. I wus perIecIIy huppy |usI Io be wIIhouI uny
emoIIonuI IensIon.
HuvIng IhIs posIIIon us Ihe opInIon edIIor, how-
ever, hus exposed me Io uncomIorIubIe sIIuuIIons I
wouId oIherwIse huIe Io be In. I`m noI u purIIcuIurIy
uggressIve person, buI puIIIng my Iuce on u pIece oI
my own wrIIIng every week Iorced me Io conIronI
peopIe who openIy dIsugree wIIh me or even cuII me
dIsgusIIng" on socIuI medIu. II noI In person, Ihen
I wus uI IeusI Iorced Io consIder why Ihose peopIe
dIsugreed wIIh me.
Irom wrIIIng ubouI mensIruuI cups Io udmIIIIng
Io bInge drInkIng Io usIng PIun B Io BDSM und
goIng uIIer CoIIIn und Keys, I spenI my IIme oIIerIng
perspecIIves I dIdn`I know peopIe wouId even wunI
Io reud. II wus noI uIwuys eusy, buI I Ieurned Io cher-
Ish every momenI IhuI I goI Ieedbuck on my wrIIIng,
even when II wus conIroversIuI.
ThIs hus been chungIng IuIeIy. WheIher II`s becuuse
oI my yeur spenI us Ihe opInIon edIIor oI u newspu-
per or becuuse I um geIIIng oIder, I huve come Io u
reuIIzuIIon IhuI everyone eIse seems Io huve known
IheIr whoIe IIves: You cun never muke everyone
huppy.
I`m sure IhuI IhIs Is noI news Io unyone. II cerIuInIy
Isn`I Io me. I suppose InsIeud oI beIng u person who
wus concerned wIIh my own huppIness, I wus |usI
concerned wIIh everyone eIse`s. I`ve gone Ihrough
severuI IhIngs recenIIy, however, IhuI huve mude me
reconsIder my usuuIIy poor buIuncIng ucI oI seIIIsh-
ness und seIIIessness.
A coupIe oI weeks ugo, I run InIo Iwo peopIe
who I hud noI seen In muny monIhs by pure
huppensIunce. Luch oI Ihese IncIdences were
compIeIeIy IsoIuIed Irom one unoIher despIIe IhuI
Ihese Iwo peopIe huve uI IeusI one IhIng In common:
They owed me Iong, proper upoIogIes Ior Ihe wuys
Ihey huve IreuIed me In Ihe pusI.
II sounds Iunny, buI I Iound u wuy Io express Io
Ihem how much Ihey hud hurI me In my own wuy,
wIIhouI beIng bombusIIc or IrruIIonuI. I don`I know
IhuI I wouId huve been ubIe Io do IhIs hud I noI been
gIven Ihe chunce Io expIore my own voIce Ihrough-
ouI IhIs yeur. ConIIIcI wus suddenIy noI someIhIng
I necessurIIy needed Io be uIruId oI us Iong us I wus
honesI wIIh myseII In how I wunIed II Io be hundIed.
One oI my IuvorIIe books, InvIsIbIe Mun" by BuIph
LIIIson conIuIns Ihe pussuge, WhuI und how much
hud I IosI by IryIng Io do onIy whuI wus expecIed oI
me InsIeud oI whuI I myseII hud wIshed Io do"
I`ve been uskIng myseII IhIs quesIIon u IoI, und
I wouId encouruge unyone who IeeIs unsure oI
IhemseIves Io do Ihe sume. AIIhough you cunnoI
uIwuys muke everyone huppy, you owe II Io yourseII
Io shure your voIce wIIh Ihe worId. And Ihe onIy wuy
uny oI us wIII be ubIe Io do IhuI Is II we gIve ourseIves
Ihe chunce Io IInd II.
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ou know IhuI bIood-
boIIIng IeeIIng when
you huve Ihe sudden
(buI deudIy) urge Io
chuck your IupIop Ihrough
Ihe wuII Or beIIer yeI, uI your
proIessor`s
heud
LeI`s be
honesI, II's
u IumIIIur
IeeIIng Io
uII oI us,
und II cun
drIve us up
Ihe IreukIng
wuII.
LeI`s IuIk
ubouI hoI
spoIs. Or
shouId I suy, coId spoIs
The resI oI Ihe UnIversIIy
oI Nevudu, Beno cumpus hus
IuIrIy decenI WI-II. BuI Ior some
Iess Ihun umusIng reuson, Ihe
InIerneI In und uround Ihe
dorms mukes Ihe choIce Io Iuke
u breuk every 10 seconds.
II you cun`I uIIord un LIherneI
cord, you ure busIcuIIy screwed
ouI oI unyIhIng reIuIed Io Ihe
WorIdwIde Web.
WhuI Is reuIIy kInd oI Iunny
Is IhuI when UNB-WPA, Ihe
mosI commonIy used source oI
WI-II In Ihe dorms, rundomIy
swIIches Io UNB-GuesI, rIghI In
Ihe mIddIe oI u ConnecI SpunIsh
sesh. Boy oh boy, does IhuI do II
Ior me.
I do noI huve Ihe puIIence Io
deuI wIIh IhuI unnoyIng IIIIIe
wIndow IhuI pops up uskIng Ior
u usernume und u pussword. So
IhIs IIIIIe Ieup Irog gume Ihose
Iwo ure pIuyIng needs Io end.
UnIorIunuIeIy, Ihe sorry
excuse Ior WI-II IhuI we ure
Iorced Io puI up wIIh duIIy Is noI
Ihe onIy common compIuInI
uround here. WhIIe Ihe dorm
resIdenIs ure geIIIng upseI wIIh
Ihe puIn-In-Ihe-buII InIerneI
connecIIon, Ihe resI oI Ihe
sIudenI body Is busy wurrIng
wIIh WebCumpus.
I undersIund IhuI Ihere
hus been some uIIempIIng
Io Improve Ihe sIIe, Iweuk II,
whuIever. Long sIory shorI, I
IhInk mosI oI us ure done wIIh
sIressIng over wheIher or noI we
cun depend on II.
The IIme hus oIIIcIuIIy come
where we suy enough Is enough.
LIIher IIx Ihe sIIe permunenIIy
or geI rId oI II. I sImpIy cunnoI
deuI wIIh beIng bIumed Ior
mIssIng Ihe duIe oI un ussIgn-
menI or noI compIeIIng II
correcIIy becuuse I um unubIe
Io uccess II properIy. We need
reIIeI.
WebCumpus Is u coIIege
sIudenI`s worsI enemy uI IImes,
yeI we huve no choIce buI Io
conIInue IIghIIng wIIh II uguIn
und uguIn.
II Is uImosI depressIng how
oIIen I wIII Iry Io Iog on, |usI Io
be InIormed IhuI Ihe porIuI Io
my IInuI grude Is, once uguIn,
cIosed.
AI IhIs poInI, I`m noI even sure
II II Is Ihe sIIe crushIng or II Ihe
InIerneI Is IImIng ouI, consIder-
Ing how oIIen Ihey ure huvIng
Issues. LIIher wuy, Ihe ouIcome
Is sIIII Ihe sume: exIreme
IrusIruIIon und unxIeIy.
I`II be honesI, I um In no wuy
un experI on unyIhIng IechnoI-
ogy reIuIed. I huve no Ideu whuI
couId be done Io IIx Ihe connec-
IIon In Ihe dorms, buI whuI I do
know Is IhuI chunge Is needed.
II possIbIe, Ihere shouId be
sepuruIe rouIers In dIIIerenI ureus
oI Ihe dorms. My guess Is IhuI
becuuse oI Ihe umounI oI peopIe
usIng Ihe WI-II uI uII IImes, II
hus no choIce buI Io sIow down
u IIIIIe.
WIIh u Iew more ouIIeIs Ior
InIerneI connecIIon, Ihere wouId
mosI IIkeIy be pIenIy more room
Ior peopIe Io geI onIIne.
There hus Io be someIhIng dII-
IerenI IhuI Ihe resI oI Ihe cumpus
Is doIng when II comes Io WI-II,
becuuse II`s workIng Ior Ihem.
When II comes Io WebCumpus,
I um convInced IhuI Ihere ure
sImpIy Ioo muny gIIIches In Ihe
sysIem.
CorrecI me II I`m wrong, buI
II does noI seem normuI Ior u
websIIe Io crush us oIIen us II
does. I meun come on, durIng
IInuIs week ThuI Is |usI pIuIn evII.
AI Ihe end oI Ihe duy, we ure uII
goIng Io be usIng Ihe resources
provIded by Ihe unIversIIy Ior
quIIe some IIme. We muy sIIII
puI up wIIh Ihem regurdIess
oI IheIr InconvenIence, buI
some ImprovemenIs wouId be
ubsoIuIeIy spIendId.
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sIund In IronI oI u bIg
desk und gIunce uround
Ihe room uI uII oI Ihe
phoIogruphs und symboIIc
IrophIes oI IusI IuId beIore me,
provIng IhuI hIs mun, DennIs
HoII, knows
hIs sIuII.
MomenIs
IuIer, he
sIeps InIo
Ihe room
und cuIches
me oII
guurd wIIh
u compII-
menI ubouI
my Iong
Iegs und
pouIy IIps.
I IIghI Ihe bIush us heuI spreuds
ucross my Iuce, und remInd
myseII IhuI I um here Ior u
reuson.
We boIh sII, und I begIn Io
usk hIm quesIIons ubouI Ihe
busIness und Ihe gIrIs. They
sIurI ouI normuI uI IIrsI, buI my
IInuI quesIIon, one IhuI mukes
me IeeI IooIIsh Ior even uskIng,
burns on my IIps unIII I IInuIIy
IeI II ouI.
BeIng IhuI IhIs Is u busIness
oI commodIIy, how do you keep
your, er, producI Iop grude"
I um oI course reIerrIng Io Ihe
sIrunge IIIIIe myIh IhuI we uII
keep uIIve wIIh our purchusIng oI
vugInuI IIghIenIng geIs, creums,
und spruys, us weII us our
condemnuIIon oI Iurge umounIs
oI peneIruIIon wIIh peopIe und
ob|ecIs. I um IuIkIng ubouI Ihe
buIIshII myIh oI vugInus Ioosen-
Ing wIIh weur und IosIng vuIue
every IIme u dIIIerenI person
peneIruIes Ihem.
He chuckIes und usks me how
muny men I huve sIepI wIIh. I
hesIIuIe Io unswer, und sIurI Io
suy sI..." beIore he cuIs me oII.
BeIIeve II or noI, KIIIen, your
sex ed Ieuchers huve uIwuys
IIed Io you. A womun`s vugInu
Is noI supposed Io be puInIuIIy
IIghI, und sex shouId never be
uncomIorIubIe II you`re reudy,
und mosI ImporIunIIy, your
worIh hus noIhIng Io do wIIh
how smuII you ure down Ihere."
I drIve home IhuI nIghI,
recounIIng Ihe mornIng beIore,
In whIch I wus huvIng vIgorous
und very hoI sex wIIh u guy
who I hud |usI meI. Awush In
Ihe orunge gIow oI sunrIse, he
rIpped my cIoIhes oII us I begged
und pIeuded Ior sex, und us he
grInded InIo me, he gusped
In pIeusure und shock, suyIng
oh, god...you`re so IIghI!", us
II he expecIed Io be IuckIng u
wIndsock.
I shuke Ihe memory Irom my
heud und sIurI Io IhInk ubouI
how dIsIurbed I um by Ihe
Ideu IhuI whIIe IIghIness Is u
commodIIy IhuI peopIe wIII
puy hundreds und Ihousunds
oI doIIurs Ior, II Is someIhIng
IhuI we huve creuIed meunIng
Ior In our mInds, so much
meunIng In IucI, IhuI we use
IIs opposIIe Io shume women
Ior IheIr sexuuI behuvIors
und IhoughIs. ThIs promoIes
gender InequuIIIy by mukIng
women IeeI IIke Ihey wIII be
punIshed Ior huvIng u IoI oI
sex. A womun`s vugInu sIze
does noI geI bIgger us u resuII
oI IrequenI sex wIIh muIIIpIe
men or IrequenI use oI muIIIpIe
sIzes oI Ioys.
The IruIh Is, I`ve hud IoIs
oI sex. I`ve hud vunIIIu sex In
chIIdhood beds whIIe sIIghIIy
drunk wIIh boys who I shouId
noI huve, und I`ve hud cruzy sex
wIIh gIrIs whIIe IheIr boyIrIends
wuIched us Ieur euch oIher
upurI. I`ve done shII IhuI Is hurd
Io IInd on PornHub. WIIh uII
oI IhIs sex I`ve hud, I`ve never
once IeII IIke u wIndsock or
IeII exIreme puIn whIIe beIng
drIIIed, becuuse my vugInu (IIke
uII vugInus) Is u mugIcuI IhIng
IhuI cun sIreIch Io Iwo IImes
IIs sIze when II wunIs Io und
InsIunIIy IIghIen rIghI buck
down Io IIs orIgInuI sIuIe.
So whuI does IhIs meun Ior
Ihe resI oI you ThuI you huve
been deceIved InIo IhInkIng
IhuI your box Is Ihe onIy IhIng
IhuI sIunds beIween yourseII
und huppIness, und II Is onIy
good II II Is cIeun, prIsIIne und
new. In ucIuuIIIy, uII oI our
vugInus ure dIIIerenI shupes
und sIzes buI Ihe one ruIe we
musI uII remember Is IhuI
vugInus ure u heII oI u IoI IIke
Ihose spundex underweur your
mom weurs Io Iook IhInner
uI purIIes: You cun III u whoIe
IoI In Ihere beIore II sIurIs
Io geI weIrd, und when you
Iuke Ihem oII, Ihey`re |usI IIke
beIore! Lven moms cun geI
IheIr snooch buck InIo IIp-Iop
shupe uIIer buby.
Ior uII oI you peopIe ouI
Ihere reudIng IhIs rIghI now, I
wunI Io Ieuve you wIIh u bII oI
knowIedge dropped on me by
Ihe bunnIes IhuI I wIII never
IorgeI:
The vuIue oI u womun bused
on vugInuI IIghIness Is u myIh.
II unyIhIng, Ihe opposIIe Is
Irue II you don`I use II, you
Iose II. Your ubIIIIy Io huve
u IuII-bIown conIrucIIng,
shukIng, guspIng orgusm
comes wIIh much prucIIce und
vugInuI cure. So IhIs summer,
don`I be uIruId IhuI sIeepIng
wIIh IhuI hoI DJ Is goIng Io
ruIn you Ior when mIsIer
perIecI comes uIong! Don`I Ieur
Ihe sIze oI Ihe BubbII VIbe! JusI
hop on und roII wIIh II becuuse
II you don`I do II now, you muy
never geI Ihe chunce Io be so
gIorIousIy reckIess!
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I`s hurd Io muInIuIn u posIIIve ouIIook on IIIe when
you`re geIIIng puId mInImum wuge Io muke sure u
cruzy oId mun doesn`I sIurI musIurbuIIng nexI Io young
chIIdren und bored soccer moms neur u gym`s pooI.
I huIed IhuI pooI. I IIshed u IoI oI shII und vomII ouI oI
IhuI IhIng. Hey, whuIever Ihough, II wus u |ob. BuI beIng
on pedophIIIu wuIch Sorry, IhuI wus
ubove my IuckIng puy grude.
I shouId cIurIIy, I um noI reIerrIng
Io my |ob uI The Nevudu Sugebrush.
Here, I deuI wIIh IuIe urIIcIes, sIuy
up unIII 4:00 u.m. wrIIIng IhIngs und
sIruggIe Io suppress Ihe urge Io bIusI
PIg DesIroyer und AnuuI NuIhrukh
In Ihe oIIIce durIng deudIIne nIghIs.
I`d Iuke IhIs |ob over Ihe Iormer one
uny duy.
BuI someIImes we don`I huve IhuI
choIce, und IhuI sucks. SomeIImes II
sucks so much, IhuI such |obs, cIusses und oIher mundu-
Iory ucIIvIIIes cun be ucIIveIy poIsonous Ior your menIuI
heuIIh. I know IhuI IeeIIng, und II`s ubsoIuIeIy uwIuI.
I ended Ihe IusI sprIng semesIer on un IncredIbIe hIgh.
HuvIng |usI IInIshed my IIrsI yeur oI coIIege, I IeII IIke Ihe
kIng oI Ihe worId. A week InIo vucuIIon, I Iound myseII
munnIng Ihe pooI deck uI Ihe sume gym I worked uI Ihe
prevIous summer.
I`m u IIrm beIIever IhuI cusIomer servIce |obs whIch
Is busIcuIIy whuI IhIs gIg boIIed down Io ure umong
Ihe worsI occupuIIons, wIIhIn reuson, ouI Ihere. II Iukes u
zen-IIke puIIence IhuI I uppurenIIy do noI possess Io huck
II In suId IIeId wIIhouI IosIng your mInd.
WIIhIn u week oI my second seuson on Ihe |ob, I IeII IhuI
gnuwIng IeeIIng oI empIIness reIurn. II wus us II uII oI Ihe
socIuI, ucudemIc und proIessIonuI progress I hud mude In
Ihe IusI yeur evuporuIed, |usI IIke IhuI.
LookIng buck, Ior uII oI my so-cuIIed ImprovemenIs,
II`s hurd noI Io crInge uI whuI essenIIuIIy umounIed Io un
IncredIbIe dIspIuy oI ImmuIurIIy. I IeII IIke I wus beIIer
Ihun IhIs whIch wus mosI cerIuInIy noI Ihe cuse Ior me
or unyone eIse In my posIIIon IIke I deserved Io do more
Ihun cuIer Io u bunch oI overprIvIIeged purenIs uIongsIde
u group oI sImIIurIy deIuched IdIoI coworkers. Now,
IhuI muy huve been Ihe reuIIIy oI Ihe |ob, buI whuI wus I
guInIng by IesIerIng In u ruge oI my own Iuux-InIeIIecIuuI
superIorIIy
As we upprouch Ihe end oI Ihe semesIer, I`ve been
workIng on IInuIIzIng my cureer pIuns Ior Ihe summer. You
cun beI IhuI I`m doIng everyIhIng In my power Io uvoId
u IhIrd seuson uI Ihe uIoremenIIoned gym, buI wherever
I end up, I huve one sInguIur gouI: Go InIo whuIever I do
wIIh u posIIIve uIIIIude.
II`s un uImosI InsuIIIngIy sImpIe concepI, buI one IhuI Is
uppurenIIy IosI on u IoI oI peopIe. IncIudIng me, Ior u IIme.
I`ve mude un eIIorI Io muInIuIn u more posIIIve ouIIook
wIIh regurds Io my prImury obIIguIIons: Work und schooI.
I wouIdn`I go so Iur us Io suy IhuI I`m uIIempIIng Io be
un opIImIsI (eww), more, I`ve sIrIved Io muke Ihe besI oI
whuIever sIIuuIIon I`m In.
Ior exumpIe, Iuke Ihe phIIosophy course I`ve been In
IhIs semesIer. II`s essenIIuIIy u bI-weekIy cIuss dIscussIon
on modern Issues. II sounds ruIher dry, buI I decIded Io
vIew II us un opporIunIIy Io ucIuuIIy dIscuss Ihe news oI
Ihe duy und Ieurn ubouI oIher conIemporury vIewpoInIs.
And surprIsIngIy, II`s ucIuuIIy been quIIe Ihe worIhwhIIe
experIence.
Then Ihere`s Ihe gIrI IhuI uIwuys sIIs In Ihe corner. She`s
Ihe IIumIng IemnuzI IIberuI Iype IhuI cusIs ucIuuI socIuI
ucIIvIsIs In un unIuIrIy neguIIve IIghI. CIeurIy Ioo ImporIunI
und wIse Io dIscuss eIhIcuI Issues wIIh Ihe resI oI us
pIebeIuns, she |usI pIuys on her phone, suIIenIy wuIIIng Ior
cIuss Io end.
Who Is geIIIng more bung Ior IheIr buck
HumbIIng yourseII Io whuIever sIIuuIIon you`re In
Isn`I uIwuys eusy, buI Ihere`s yeI Io be one InsIunce IhIs
semesIer In whIch I`ve regreIIed doIng so. The Ideu oI:
Hey, II mIghI noI be Ihe mosI Iun IhIng, buI II hus Io
geI done" hus Ied Io more successIuI Core HumunIIIes
essuys Ihun u hundred IrIps Io Ihe KnowIedge CenIer
ever couId. II mukes 11 hour newspuper deudIInes zoom
by. And II`s uIso one oI Ihe Iew IhIngs IhuI muke IIvIng
wIIh re|ecIs Irom Ihe cusI oI AnImuI House" beurubIe.
I`m noI suggesIIng you prucIIce bIInd opIImIsm.
JusI remember Ihe ImporIunce oI u heuIIhy menIuIIIy.
PerspecIIve, puIIence und conIIIcI-munugemenI cun
go u Iong wuy Io uIIevIuIIng Ihe worsI oI un unsuvory
sIIuuIIon.
And II you cun`I do IhuI suy, becuuse u IunuIIc Is
musIurbuIIng In your workpIuce Ihen usk yourseII II
whuIever you`re doIng Is reuIIy worIh II. So us you puck
your IruveI bugs und seI sIghIs Ior summer, |usI remem-
ber IhuI us Iong us you huve Ihe Iuxury oI choIce, you
shouId work Io muke your mInd us huppy und heuIIhy us
reusonubIy possIbIe.
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Nevada squares up with New mexico
In the pentultimate conference series of the season, the
Wolf Pack takes on Mountain West-leading Lobos at home
NEW MEXICO
5, Sam Haggerty, 2B, So
.329 AVG, 37 RBI, 49 R
43, Danny Collier, LF, Fr
.365 AVG, 19 RBI, 19 R
12, Chase Harris, RF, Sr
.373 AVG, 57 RBI, 39 R
30, John Pustay, DH, Sr
.294 AVG, 30 RBI, 30 R
3, Alex Real, C, Jr
.344 AVG, 38 RBI, 29 R
28, Jack Zoellner, 1B, Fr
.310 AVG, 11 RBI, 25 R
8, Jered Meek, 3B, So
.263 AVG, 12 RBI, 15 R
23, Jare Holley, SS, So
.315 AVG, 18 RBI, 25 R
21, Aaron Siple, CF, Jr
.309 AVG, 22 RBI,34 R
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6, LHP, Colton Thomson
Junior, 6-foot-0, 185 pounds;
6-5, 3.82 ERA, 12 APP, 12
GS, 70.2 INP, 55 SO, 22 BB
37, RHP, Josh Walker
Senior, 6-foot-2, 180
pounds; 6-4, 4.19 ERA, 12
APP, 12 GS, 86.0 INP, 29
SO, 7 BB
44, RHP, Jon Cuellar
Senior, 6-foot-1, 185
pounds; 3-2, 3.64 ERA, 13
APP, 6 GS, 42.0 INP, 22 SO,
10 BB
20, RHP, Drew Bridges
Sophomore, 6-foot-4, 190
pounds; 3-1, 3.99 ERA, 7
APP, 6 GS, 29.1 INP, 21 SO,
13 BB
NEVADA
33, RHP, Michael Fain
Sophomore, 6-foot-6, 185
pounds; 4-4, 3.70 ERA, 12
APP, 12 GS, 73.0 INP, 45
SO, 28 BB
23, RHP, Jason Deitrich
Junior, 6-foot-6, 185
pounds; 2-1, 3.15 ERA, 14
APP, 10 GS, 60.0 INP, 27
SO, 18 BB
29, LHP, Barry Timko
Junior, 6-foot-3, 185
pounds; 5-2, 3.63 ERA, 16
APP, 9 GS, 57.0 INP, 23 SO,
20 BB
22, LHP, Tyler Wells
Junior, 6-foot-3, 205
pounds; 1-4, 4.68 ERA, 17
APP, 8 GS, 42.1 INP, 40 SO,
20 BB
1. Virginia (17) 37-9
2. Oregon State (12) 34-8
3. La.-Lafayette (1) 43-7
4. Florida State 36-11
5. Cal Poly 38-9
6. LSU 35-13-1
7. Louisville 37-11
8. Florida 33-15
9. Oklahoma State 35-13
10. Vanderbilt 36-12
11. South Carolina 35-13
12. Oregon 34-13
13. Washington 32-11-1
14. Ole Miss 35-14
15. Miami (FL) 34-14
16. Rice 31-15
17. Texas 34-15
18. Houston 35-13
19. TCU 34-13
20. Indiana 32-12
21. Miss. State 31-18
22. Alabama 30-18
23. Texas Tech 36-16
24. Clemson 32-14
24. UC-Irvine 28-19
Nevada Category New Mexico
OFFENSE

.279 Batting average .316
5.20 Runs scored per game 6.71
.399 Slugging percentage .409
.360 On-base percentage .387
)%&' #1 )2' )%!'
345 -)%+.*+6-
Standings Conference Overall
New Mexico 16-8 33-15-1
UNLV 16-8 29-17
Nevada 14-10 24-20
San Diego State 13-11 32-16
Fresno State 12-15 25-24
San Jose State 9-18 16-33
Air Force 7-17 17-30
Date Opponent Result
Feb. 14 vs. Boston College W, 4-1
Feb. 14 at Santa Clara W, 4-1
Feb. 15 vs. Boston College L, 7-3
Feb. 16 at Santa Clara L, 4-3 (10)
Feb. 21 at Fresno State L, 4-1
Feb. 22 at Fresno State L, 5-3
Feb. 23 at Fresno State L, 11-9
Feb. 25 at Sac. State L, 7-4
Feb. 28 vs. San Jose State W, 6-4
March 1 vs. San Jose State L, 7-4
March 2 vs. San Jose State W, 8-3
March 4 at Pacifc W, 8-4
March 7 at San Diego State W, 4-3
March 8 at San Diego State L, 10-4
March 9 at San Diego State L, 3-0
March 11 vs. Pacic W, 7-1
March 14 at Hawai`i W, 7-4
March 15 at Hawai`i W, 10-6
March 16 at Hawai`i L, 6-3
March 17 at Hawai`i L, 1-0
March 21 vs. Air Force W, 5-1
March 22 vs. Air Force W, 5-2
March 23 vs. Air Force W, 7-1
March 25 at UC Davis L, 4-3 (10)
March 31 vs. Grand Canyon L, 4-0
April 1 vs. Grand Canyon W, 3-2
April 5 at San Jose State L, 2-1
April 5 at San Jose State W, 6-5
April 6 at San Jose State W, 7-4
April 8 vs. Santa Clara W, 9-4
April 11 vs. San Diego State W, 4-2
April 12 vs. San Diego State W, 8-0
April 13 vs. San Diego State W, 11-4
April 15 at San Francisco L, 7-0
April 17 vs. Fresno State L, 20-10
April 18 vs. Fresno State W, 9-8 (12)
April 19 vs. Fresno State W, 9-8
April 22 vs. San Francisco L, 4-1
April 25 at Utah L, 12-0
April 26 at Utah Cancelled
April 26 at Utah Cancelled
April 27 at Utah W, 11-1
April 30 vs. Sac. State W, 10-3
May 2 at Air Force L, 3-2
May 3 at Air Force W, 12-4
May 4 at Air Force L, 5-4
May 6 vs. UC Davis 6:00 p.m.
May 7 vs. Saint Mary's 4:00 p.m.
May 9 vs. New Mexico 6:00 p.m.
May 10 vs. New Mexico 6:00 p.m.
May 11 vs. New Mexico 1:00 p.m.
May 13 vs. Utah Valley 6:00 p.m.
May 15 at UNLV 6:05 p.m.
May 16 at UNLV 6:05 p.m.
May 17 at UNLV 1:05 p.m.
May 21 MW Tournmament TBA
+'7%.% -52'.,&'
*All statistics thru games 5/4/14
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Breanna Denney/Nevada Sagebrush
Nevada pitcher Tyler Wells has had a rocky junior season, going 1-4 with an ERA of 4.68.
SPORTS A14
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NEVADA
11, Kyle Hunt, SS, Jr
.253 AVG, 19 RBI, 28 R
28, Austin Byler, 1B, Jr
.333 AVG, 35 RBI, 10 HR
27, Kewby Meyer, LF, Jr
.328 AVG, 27 RBI, 34 R
35, J. Devencenzi, C, Jr
.275 AVG, 23 RBI, 14 R
13, T. Brooks, DH, Fr
.328 AVG, 22 RBI, 20 R
12, Brad Gerig, RF, Sr
.294 AVG, 19 RBI, 17 R
5, Scott Kaplan, 3B, Sr
.279 AVG, 11 RBI, 21 R
32, Jay Anderson, CF, Jr
.182 AVG, 10 RBI, 16 R
16, J. Bridgeman, 2B, So
.268 AVG, 15 RBI, 9 SB
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ruduuIIng Irom coIIege Is u IeuI In oI
IIseII, buI doIng II under grueIIng prucIIce
scheduIes und wIIh Ihe gIure oI Ihe medIu
spoIIIghI on you Is much more dIIIIcuII.
To uII Ihe new members oI Ihe Nevudu uIumnI
group, congruIs, buI Io Ihe WoII Puck sIudenI-
uIhIeIes I IIp my huI Io you us
weII.
OI course, muny oI Ihe
Iop-IIIghI uIhIeIes Irom
IooIbuII, buskeIbuII or busebuII
wIII wunI Io pIuy In Ihe hIghesI
IeveI oI IheIr respecIIve IIeId
IIke IheIr counIerpurIs In Ihe
corporuIe worId. However,
someIImes Ihe besI IuId pIuns
don`I come IogeIher. II IheIr
proIessIonuI sporIs uspIruIIons
don`I pun ouI, here ure my
pIcks Ior Ihe evenIuuI cureer puIhs Ior Ihese Iormer
Nevudu sIurs bused on my experIences wIIh Ihem,
IheIr bIos on nevuduwoIIpuck.com und IInuIIy,
whIch quoIe Irom u 1980`s or eurIy 1990`s movIe besI
descrIbes Ihem.
DEONTE BURTON (BASKETBALL) - NBA
DRAFT TO AND #1 MIXTAPE:
PossIbIy Ihe mosI poIurIzIng churucIer oI IhIs
semesIer`s IIsI oI gruduuIes, BurIon hus Ihe ruw
ubIIIIy und IuIenI IhuI muny NBA scouIs wIII drooI
over. AIIhough he couId use hIs degree Ior oIher
purposes, Ihe mosI cosI-eIIIcIenI sIruIegy Ior BurIon
wouId be desIroy oIher wouId-be hoop sIurs In uny
pIck-up gume uround Ihe counIry In Ihe nume oI Ihe
WoII Puck.
QuoIe: You eIIher smoke or you geI smoked."
SIdney Deune In WhIIe Men Cun`I Jump (1992)
JOEL BITONIO (FOOTBALL) - NFL DRAFT
PICK TO STOCKBROKER:
BIIonIo never sIruck me us u guy who wus goIng
Io soIeIy reIy on hIs physIcuI gIIIs und IeI hIs mInd
go Io wusIe. In response Io u quesIIon ubouI hIs
educuIIonuI vuIues, he sIuIed IhuI IeuvIng coIIege
wIIhouI u degree wus never un opIIon. WhIIe
Ihe WoII Puck oIIensIve IInemun dId IechnIcuIIy
gruduuIe wIIh hIs degree In economIcs In Ihe wInIer,
he Is Ihe mosI hIgh-proIIIe recenI gruduuIe und wus
pegged recenIIy by SporIs IIIusIruIed Io be pIcked up
In Ihe second round oI Ihe druII. However, BIIonIo Is
uwure IhuI Ihe NIL does someIIme sIund Ior noI Ior
Iong," und wIIh IhuI beIng suId, he hus Ihe ubIIIIy Io
become Ihe mosI InIImIduIIng IInuncIuI guru sInce
Jordun BeIIorI. AI sIx-IooI-Iour und 302 pounds, noI
onIy couId Ihe Iormer WoII Puck oIIensIve IuckIe
hoId hIs end down, buI he couId move some IhIngs
uround (meIuphorIcuIIy und physIcuIIy).
QuoIe: You hud whuI II Iook Io geI InIo my oIIIce,
Ihe reuI quesIIon Is wheIher you goI whuI II Iukes Io
sIuy." Gordon Gekko In WuII SIreeI" (1987)
SAM DIAZ (CROSS COUNTRY/TRACK &
FIELD) - FOREST RANGER:
As one oI Ihe mosI decoruIed runners In Ihe hIs-
Iory oI Nevudu cross counIry or Iruck, DIuz wIII Iook
Io conIInue her puIh oI runnIng Ihrough woodIund
IruIIs Ior mIIes on end. GruduuIIng wIIh u degree
In u scIenIIIIc buckground wIII onIy Iook Io boIsIer
DIuz`s resume us she Iooks Io sIop evII-doers Irom
desIroyIng Ihe rIch IoresIs uround Ihe ureu. WhuI
mIghI even be more IerrIIyIng Is noI Ihe IhoughI oI
Ihe schooI record-hoIder breukIng up envIronmenIuI
conspIrucy rIngs, buI ruIher beuIIng up hIgh schooI
kIds smokIng |oInIs In Ihe shrubbery oI u neurby
nuIIonuI purk. DIuz pIuys by her own ruIes.
QuoIe: LeI me IeII you IhIs, Ihe oIder you do geI
Ihe more ruIes Ihey`re gonnu Iry Io geI you Io IoIIow.
You |usI goIIu keep IIvIn` mun, L-I-V-I-N." DuvId
Wooderson In Duzed In ConIused" (1993)
JERRY EVANS (BASKETBALL) - SHOE
LIAISON TO THE STARS:
AIIer beIng voIed us Ihe besI deIender oI IhIs
yeur`s WoII Puck buskeIbuII Ieum, Lvuns wIII Iuke hIs
IuIenIs Io SouIh Beuch, Long Beuch und possIbIy
some oIher beuches uround Ihe counIry us u shoe
specIuIIsI. AIIhough he couId pursue u cureer In
more mIId-munnered proIessIons, Lvuns wIII Iurn
Io hIs IIIe-Iong pussIon Ior sneukers Io become hIs
IIveIIhood In Ihe IuIure.
QuoIe: Is II Ihe shoes II`s Ihe shoes Ihen rIghI
WhuI ubouI Ihe shoes Money, II`s goIIu be Ihe
shoes!" Murs BIuckmon In She`s GoIIu Huve II"
(1986)
BROOKS KLEIN (BASEBALL) - YOGA
INSTRUCTOR:
I`ve spoken Io KIeIn u hundIuI oI IImes, und whIIe
we dId IIsI hIm In un edIIIon oI IusI yeur`s Sugebrush
us one oI Ihe more eccenIrIc busebuII pIuyers
(|okIngIy sIuIIng IhuI KIeIn used Io buIhe In Ihe
bIood oI smuII unImuIs) he Is u very quIeI person.
KIeIn hus u cerIuIn yIn und yung Io hIs personuIIIy,
und IhIs wIII Iend IIseII In spudes. NoI onIy cun Ihe
Iormer Iop-hIIIer Ior Ihe WoII Puck become u meIIow
musseuse Ior hIs IuIure cIusses, buI he cun uIso Iurn
on Ihe InIensIIy II Ihere needs Io be un exIru IeveI oI
dunger InsIde oI Ihe yogu room.
QuoIe: To survIve wur, you goIIu become wur."
John Bumbo In IIrsI BIood" (1982)
Now wIIh IInuIs rIghI upon us, I oIIer my IuvorIIe
quoIe Irom LeIhuI Weupon" Io sum up my IeeIIngs
on Ihe muIIer: I`m geIIIng Ioo oId Ior IhIs shII."
!"#$% '()$*+ ,-* .+ #+-,"+/ -0 ,.()$*+1*+2-/%-3+4
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WhuI u IeeIIng" by CoIIIe Buddz pIuyed In Ihe
buckground us Nevudu`s IIrsI busemun AusIIn ByIer
sIepped up Io Ihe pIuIe In Ihe second gume oI Ihe
Ihree-gume serIes. Iresno SIuIe pIIcher Jordun BrInk
sIured hIm down, knowIng ByIer couId hII unoIher
home run II he dIdn`I Ihrow Ihe buII correcIIy. ByIer
Ieuds Nevudu In hIIIIng (.340), sIuggIng (.648) und
on-buse (.426) percenIuges. BrInk conIempIuIed
wuIkIng hIm, buI he InsIeud Ihrew Ihe buII IhuI IIew
rIghI InIo ByIer`s sweeI spoI resuIIIng In unoIher
home run.
ByIer hus known he wunIed Io muke u cureer ouI oI
busebuII sInce he wus 9 yeurs oId. WIIh MLB scouIs
Irom Ihe SeuIIIe MurIners, CIeveIund IndIuns, New
York MeIs, umong oIhers sIIIIng In Ihe crowd Io see
hIm pIuy, he wus one sIep cIoser Io Ihe Iong-IIme
dreum.
Burry ByIer InIroduced ByIer Io busebuII when
ByIer wus |usI 4 yeurs oId. SInce Ihen, Burry ByIer hus
wuIched hIs son IrunsIorm InIo Ihe mun IhuI he Is
Ioduy Ihrough Ihe sporI.
(He`s grown) In hIs muIurIIy," hIs IuIher Burry
ByIer suId. GrowIng up Is purI oI II, und geIIIng more
muIure Is u huge purI oI II. (He`s uIso grown In) geI-
IIng sIronger menIuIIy. He reuds u IoI on Ihe menIuI
purI oI Ihe gume und how Io be sIrong usIde Irom Ihe
physIcuI purI oI II."
DespIIe beIng numed ArIzonu pIuyer oI Ihe yeur,
neIIher Ihe pros, nor coIIeges were InIeresIed In
hIm. Nevudu wus one oI onIy Iwo DIvIsIon I schooIs
Io oIIer hIm u schoIurshIp und he uIIImuIeIy chose
Nevudu over UIuh.
ByIer eurned pIuyIng IIme rIghI Iorm Ihe sIurI oI
hIs cureer uI Nevudu us u Ireshmun, pIuyIng In b1
gumes wIIh 4b sIurIs. However, IhIngs wenI uwry Ior
ByIer Ihree weeks InIo hIs sophomore seuson. ByIer
sIurIed Io noIIce Iower buck puIn on Ihe wuy buck
Irom Ihe SucrumenIo SIuIe gume.
II`s noIhIng," he wouId suy Io hImseII. II`s prob-
ubIy |usI Irom squuIs."
The puIn worsened unIII he hud Io see u docIor.
He hud u nerve ImpIngemenI In hIs Iower buck
und wouId need Io huve un epIdermuI Io reduce
Ihe InIIummuIIon. He mIssed mosI oI Muy und Ihe
MounIuIn WesI ConIerence IournumenI.
ByIer sIood In Ihe dugouI. HIs sIx-IooI-Ihree Irume
bIocked Ihe uIIernoon sun, und he crossed hIs urms
over hIs chesI. He IeI u quIck breuIh und beIore he
couId even suy u word, Ihe puIn he wenI Ihrough wus
evIdenI In Ihe wuy he reucIed.
II wus horrIbIe," he suId. II |usI huppened Io be
rIghI when I sIopped pIuyIng we wenI on u bIg IosIng
sIreuk, und II wus reuIIy neguIIve uround here. ThuI
dIdn`I heIp uI uII becuuse I wunIed Io be ouI here so
bud, und I IeII IhuI I couId sIIII heIp Ihe Ieum."
Lvery IIme he wuIks onIo Ihe IIeId he knows II
couId be hIs IusI. The In|ury he suIIered couId noI
onIy come buck uI uny IIme, buI u wrong move couId
send Ihe dIsc buck ouI uguIn.
II mukes me upprecIuIe Ihe gume u IoI more," he
suId. HuvIng IhuI opporIunIIy IhuI II cun be Iuken
uwuy uI uny momenI wIIh one sIIde, swIng, geIIIng
hII by u pIIch, you never know."
Meyer und ByIer huve been compeIIng und push-
Ing euch oIher IheIr enIIre |unIor seuson. No muIIer
whuI Ihey`re doIng Ihey push euch oIher Io Ihe mux
wheIher II`s durIng buIIIng prucIIce, sIrengIh und
condIIIonIng or Ihe gume. They cun`I IeI Ihe oIher do
beIIer Ihun Ihe oIher.
II`s good IhuI (we hII) buck Io buck," Meyer suId.
UsuuIIy we push euch oIher. II he geIs u hII I`II Iry
exIru hurd Io geI u hII. I wunI Io see hIm go us hIgh us
he cun. I wunI Io push hIm Io do (hIs besI)."
The compeIIIIon beIween Meyer und ByIer currIes
over InIo Ihe weIghI room. ByIer consIunIIy does
exIru Ioreurms, ubs und quIck IeeI drIIIs Io Improve
hIs gume.
He uIwuys gIves II every ounce oI eIIorI IhuI he
hus," hIs roommuIe und Nevudu`s IhIrd busemun
ScoII KupIun suId. There`s no guy IhuI works hurder.
We cuII hIm Ihe ox becuuse he currIes Ihe Ieum, und
he works hIs buII oII Io geI Io where he wunIs Io go
und Io geI IhIs Ieum Io wIn."
The MLB DruII on June b Is rIghI uround Ihe
corner. He IrIes noI Io IhInk ubouI druII duy, buI
he knows II wIII kIck In soon. OI uII Ihe Ieums In
Ihe Ieugue, he hopes Ihe ArIzonu DIumondbucks
druII hIm. The DIumondbucks huve grown on Ihe
ArIzonu nuIIve, und II wouId uIso uIIow hIm Io be
cIoser Io hIs IumIIy.
KupIun IhInks ByIer wIII go Iur In Ihe pros
wheIher u Ieum druIIs hIm or noI. ByIer muy huve
Ihe sIze, buI he uIso hus IhuI specIuI someIhIng
IhuI u sIuI sheeI cun`I record.
He reuIIy hus Ihe physIcuIIIy buI he hus some-
IhIng eIse IhuI noI u IoI oI guys huve," KupIun suId.
He reuIIy wunIs Io wIn more Ihun unyIhIng eIse.
He`s u very seIIIess guy, so I IhInk IhuI wIII Iuke hIm
very Iur In Ihe gume."
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IN REVIEW
Photo attribution clockwise from top left: Juliana Bledsoe, Benjamin Hirsch, Nikolai Kolupaev and Kaitlin Oki /Nevada Sagebrush
In IronI oI her. She suId IhIs
emoIIon wus compIeIeIy ouI oI
churucIer Ior her nuIuruIIy sIoIc
IuIher.
I knew IhuI someIhIng wus
serIousIy wrong," SIockIon suId.
ROUND THREE
The puIn IhuI KIng IeII In
her heud, wus Ihe sume puIn
she hud IeII In her knee und
hIp. Those were Ihe Iwo pIuces
IhuI KIng hud cuncer beIore. II
wus Ihe kInd oI puIn IhuI wus
consIunI und wouId keep her
up uI nIghI.
KIng wus dIugnosed wIIh Lw-
Ing`s surcomu on June 28, 2011,
uI uge 20. II Is u cuncer IhuI Dr.
CuroI ScoII, un MD uI Ihe UNB
HeuIIh CenIer, suId Is seen In 3
cuses per u mIIIIon peopIe per
yeur.
In OcIober 2012, she wus
cuncer Iree und In remIssIon,
buI on Jun. 17, 2013, she
reIupsed und Ihe sume cuncer
wus Iound In her hIp. Dr. Ber-
nsIeIn expIuIned IhuI II II`s Ihe
sume cuncer, Ihen II`s noI u new
dIugnosIs, buI Ihe proper Ierm
wouId be reIupse.
II`s Ihe sume cuncer, Ihey
|usI weren`I ubIe Io geI rId oI II,"
Dr. BernsIeIn suId. BemIssIon
does noI meun IhuI you ure
cured."
Dr. BernsIeIn expIuIned IhuI
cuncer couId reuppeur In peopIe
becuuse noI uII oI Ihe ceIIs were
kIIIed durIng Ihe puIIenI`s IIrsI
cuncer IreuImenI. However, In
order Ior chemoIherupy Io huve
IIs eIIecIs, Ihe ceIIs musI be dI-
vIdIng or meIuboIIcuIIy ucIIve. II
Ihe ceII Is IyIng dormunI or pos-
sIbIy resIsIunI, Ihen Ihe chemo
won`I be ubIe Io Iuke cure oI II.
There ure oIher reusons, buI
Ihose ure u coupIe IhuI Dr.
BernsIeIn menIIoned.
AprII 1b, 2014, murked KIng`s
IhIrd reIupse. She descrIbed
IeeIIng us II she wenI Irom un
uII-IIme hIgh uI Juyme KIng Duy
Io un uII-IIme Iow uIIer heurIng
Ihe news IhuI Ihe cuncer wus
Iound In her heud.
She doesn`I know Ihe specII-
Ics oI her IreuImenI yeI, buI
she does know IhuI she`II be
receIvIng chemo und rudIuIIon.
ThIs IhIrd go uround she hus
Iound herseII wonderIng why
IhIs Is huppenIng Io her more so
Ihun Ihe IIrsI und second IIme.
YeI, KIng possesses un ouIIook
IhuI Is ubIe Io sIIII see Ihe good
Ihrough Ihe bud.
II I suy, 'why ure uII Ihese bud
IhIngs huppenIng Io me` I uIso
huve Io usk, 'why ure uII Ihese
good IhIngs huppenIng Io me`"
KIng suId. I meI some wonder-
IuI peopIe becuuse oI IhIs. I
mude some IIIeIong IrIends,
und I`ve reuIIzed how sIrong my
IumIIy Is und whuI un umuzIng
supporI sysIem I huve."
CANCER'S DARK
REALITY
SIockIon hus been In remIs-
sIon sInce her IIghI uguInsI
HodgkIn`s Lymphomu Ior ubouI
14 yeurs. Dr. BernsIeIn suId IhuI
II Isn`I ubnormuI Ior peopIe who
ucIuuIIy huve HodgkIn`s Lym-
phomu Io be dIugnosed wIIh u
sInus InIecIIon IIrsI. IorIunuIeIy,
SIockIon Iound ouI IhuI II wus
cuncer IuIrIy eurIy, II wus specIII-
cuIIy In SIuge II B, whIch Is whuI
wus deIermIned uIIer removIng
Ihe Iump IhuI grew Io Ihe sIze
oI Iour goII buIIs combIned IhuI
wenI Irom Ihe mIddIe oI her coI-
Iurbone Io her shouIder.
Irom June Io OcIober oI 2000,
she wenI In Ior chemo Ior un en-
IIre duy once every Iwo weeks.
TreuImenI vurIes dependIng on
Ihe cuncer und person, so KIng
wouId sIuy In Ihe hospIIuI Ior
IIve sIruIghI duys Io receIve her
chemo. AIso, becuuse LwIng`s
surcomu Is more common In
chIIdren II Is beIIer Io be IreuIed
by u pedIuIrIc unII, whereus
HodgkIn`s Iymphomu Is seen
mosIIy In Ieenugers und 30-Io
40-yeur oIds.
AIIhough Ihe sIde eIIecIs oI
chemoIherupy were no wuIk In
Ihe purk huIr Ioss, vomIIIng,
consIunI dIscomIorI, IuIIgue,
IrrIIubIIIIy she suId she wouId
ruIher do chemo 10 IImes over
Ihun rudIuIIon. She hud Io go
In Ior rudIuIIon Ior 30 sIruIghI
duys Ior 1b Io 20 mInuIes uIIer
she wus done wIIh chemo In
OcIober. The rudIuIIon covered
Ihe ureu beIween Ihe buse oI
her skuII Io rIghI ubove her
beIIy buIIon. She descrIbed her
rudIuIIon IreuImenI us goIng
InIo Ihe rIng wIIh MIke Tyson
Ior 30 sIruIghI duys becuuse oI
Ihe sIde eIIecIs IhuI cume Irom
Ihe IreuImenI.
II (MIke Tyson) knocks you
ouI one IIme, you cun recover
Irom IhuI," SIockIon suId. II
he knocks you ouI every duy,
30 duys In u row, IhuI`s hurd Io
come buck Irom. My rudIuIIon
wus IIke beIng In Ihe rIng wIIh
MIke Tyson 30 consecuIIve
duys. I |usI IhoughI, I cun`I do
IhIs. II wus uwIuI."
The IhoughIs IhuI cIrcIed In
her heud consIsIed oI:
'Why dId IhIs huppen Io
me` 'How couId IhIs huppen Io
me` I wus so heuIIhy. I`m In Ihe
prIme oI my youIh. I`m u coI-
IegIuIe uIhIeIe. I`m mukIng good
grudes. I shouId be IIvIng II up."
YeI, Ihe quesIIons und
IhoughIs dIdn`I keep her Irom
pushIng Ihrough.
I`II never know why I goI II,"
SIockIon suId. BuI I knew II I
dIdn`I geI Ihe IreuImenI, Ihen I
probubIy wouId huve dIed, und
IhuI wusn`I un opIIon."
BoIh SIockIon und KIng
possess u posIIIve uIIIIude, und
BernsIeIn suId IhuI menIuIIIy
does pIuy u roIe In IeeIIng beIIer.
PuIIenIs IhuI huve u opII-
mIsIIc uIIIIude muy do u IIIIIe
beIIer," BernsIeIn suId. Your
Immune sysIem works beIIer
when you huve un opIImIsIIc
uIIIIude."
There ure sIIII muny quesIIons
wIIh no unswers when II comes
Io cuncer, buI one sud IruIh
ubouI II Is IhuI unyone cun suI-
Ier Irom cuncer uI unyIIme In
IheIr IIves even Ihe heuIIhIesI
oI peopIe who IruIn und euI
heuIIhy every duy. SIudenI-
uIhIeIes ure urguubIy Ihe mosI
III und heuIIhy peopIe on
cumpus, buI even Ihey don`I geI
guurunIeed ImmunIIy Irom Ihe
vIcIous dIseuse IhuI Is cuncer.
However, SIockIon und KIng
broughI IheIr deIermIned
spIrIIs Irom IheIr sporIs Io IIghI
cuncer.
LIIe Is kInd oI sImIIur Io u
gume oI soIIbuII," KIng suId.
You huve Io do whuI you huve
Io do In order Io succeed, und II
you don`I do Ihose IhIngs Ihen
you cun`I succeed. So I Iook uI
II us when I IrunsIIIon Io goIng
Ihrough chemo, IhIs wus |usI
prucIIce In geIIIng Io Ihe gume,
whIch Is goIng Io be my IIIe."
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@TheSagebrush | nevadasagebrush.com
| TUESDAY, MAY 6, 2014
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Photo courtesy of Jill Stockton
Jill Stockton swam collegiately at a Division I level at Northeast Louisiana University, which is now called University of Louisiana at Monroe. Just as her performance was improving in the
pool, she was diagnosed with Hodgkins Lymphoma.
Iood IhuI we receIve reuIIy ure
noI Iree uI uII. II wus boughI. PuId
wIIh Ihe prIce oI yeurs sweuI und
Ieurs InvesIed InIo our perspecIIve
sporI. PuId wIIh Ihe prIce oI mIss-
Ing cIuss buI sIIII expecIed Io eurn
good grudes. PuId wIIh Ihe prIce oI
geIIIng chewed ouI In Ihe cur uIIer
every gume growIng up becuuse
you dIdn`I score enough poInIs.
II Ihere Is one IhIng you shouId
know ubouI every sIudenI uIhIeIe
on IhIs cumpus, II Is IhuI we know
how Io work hurd. BunnIng buck
und IorIh Irom Ihe weIghI room,
cIuss, prucIIce, IIIm, Ihen more
cIuss, Ihen Ieum meeIIngs, und
Ihen IIndIng IIme Io IInIsh IhuI
essuy due on IrIduy, Ihe duy wIII
huve you beuI. LxhuusIIon wIII
sure huve IIs hoId uround your
neck.
WorkIng IIreIessIy und InIenIIy Is
sImpIy u hubII IhuI Is Iormed ouI
oI Ihe necessIIy Io do so.
GrowIng up, knowIng In Ihe
buck oI your heud IhuI Ihe onIy
wuy IhuI I wus goIng Io geI Io coI-
Iege wus dependenI on how weII I
puI Ihe buII In Ihe buskeI und goI
Iow on deIense whIIe DIvIsIon I
scouIs were wuIchIng. Thus, Ihe
onIy wuy Io ensure IhuI coIIege
becume u reuIIIy wus by sIuyIng
up uII nIghI sIudyIng uIIer geIIIng
home IuIe Irom AAU prucIIce or
huvIng your dud wuke you up uI 4
u.m. Io go IIII. I even uIIended Iour
dIIIerenI hIgh schooIs |usI Io IInd
my rIghI buskeIbuII III."
I um noI suyIng, however, IhuI
everyone who Is noI u sIudenI
uIhIeIe doesn`I know whuI hurd
work Iooks IIke eIIher und IhuI
Ihey uren`I exhuusIed by Ihe end oI
Ihe duy. I undersIund some peopIe
ure IukIng 18 credIIs or work Iwo
|obs or huve u kId. BuI no one
eIse hus Io deuI wIIh Ihe Iype oI
pressures IhuI Ihe sIudenI-uIhIeIe
Is Iuced wIIh. HuvIng In Ihe buck
oI your mInd IhuI you huve Io
wuIch everyIhIng you suy, do, or
even IweeI becuuse you represenI
noI onIy yourseII, buI uIso your
Ieum und Ihe unIversIIy Is u Iusk
wIIhIn IIseII.
In uII, II Is dIsrespecIIuI Io
presume IhuI sIudenI uIhIeIes
receIve exIru beneIIIs or specIuI
IreuImenI", us II we ure undeserv-
Ing. AII IhuI II Iooks IIke we geI
whIIe IookIng Irom Ihe ouIsIde In
Is noI uII IhuI II seems, und II Isn`I
us IuxurIous eIIher. However, II Is
uII eurned und wurrunIed.
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By the end of her sophomore year in 2011, Jayme King had made the starting lineup and had a .218 batting
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or WoII Puck uIhIeIes, does II
geI uny bIgger Ihun Ihe unnuuI
#SporIsBrush uwurds These
coveIed bruss rIngs cun be
IIkened Io whuI Ihe Oscurs meun Io
HoIIywood`s bIggesI ucIors or whuI
Ihe Grummy`s
meun Io musI-
cIuns. WIIhouI
IurIher udo, IeI`s
gIve ouI Ihese
ber gruIIIyIng
uwurds.
THE YES! YES!
YES! MOMENT
OF THE YEAR
There`s u IoI oI
words Io descrIbe
DeonIe BurIon`s dunk over BoIse SIuIe`s
Byun WuIkIns. VIcIous. NusIy. PosIerIzu-
IIon. SporIsCenIer Top 10-worIhy. BuI
I`II do one beIIer: Yes!
LIIher wuy, II wus u |uw-droppIng
pIuy mude by Ihe WoII Puck`s humun
hIghIIghI reeI.
Too bud II dIdn`I wIn CoIIege Dunk oI
Ihe Yeur. BeIIer Iuck overseus, BurIon.
THE SHOCKMASTER WORST
DEBUT OF THE YEAR
There wus u IoI oI new Iuces In Ihe
WoII Puck worId IhIs pusI yeur. BuI
noI uII oI Ihem hud smushIng debuIs
chIeI umong Ihem beIng Nevudu
IooIbuII heud couch BrIun PoIIun.
BepIucIng u Iegendury HuII oI Iume
couch Is u IuII order, und PoIIun IuIIed
mIserubIy. The WoII Puck`s eIghI-yeur
bowI sIreuk wus snupped, und Ihe
BebeIs cume InIo Muckuy SIudIum und
prucIIcuIIy sIoIe Ihe IremonI Cunnon
Ior Ihe IIrsI IIme sInce 2004.
The onIy suvIng gruce Irom IhIs pusI
seuson wus beIng menIIoned In Ihe
sume breuIh us HeIsmun-wInnIng
JumeIs WInsIon und Ihe nuIIonuI
chumpIons IIorIdu SIuIe. Oh, und
wuIchIng LSPN breukdown Iresno SIuIe
quurIerbuck Derek Curr`s IIIm uguInsI
Nevudu. The soon-Io-be NIL pIck Iore
us up, buI Ihen uguIn, who dIdn`I
THE DEAN MALENKO UNSUNG
HERO OF THE YEAR
AguInsI Ihe buckdrop oI desIrucIIon
In her home counIry oI UkruIne, Nevudu
IennIs pIuyer MIcheIIe Okhremchuk rose
ubove Ihe udversIIy und seI Ihe progrum
record Ior cureer sIngIes vIcIory.
SeeIng chuos-Iorn UkruIne go up
In IIumes wus Iough Io sIomuch. BuI
Okhremchuk`s perIormunce Ihrough II
uII wus IruIy InspIrIng.
THE ROWDY RODDY PIPER
INSULT OF THE YEAR
The MusIer oI DIsusIer" AJ WesI Iukes
Ihe cuke uIIer suyIng ubouI WyomIng`s
Lurry Nunce Jr.,
I |usI Iooked uI hIm IIke unoIher
pIuyer. LIke prucIIce. I dIdn`I Iook uI hIm
us unyIhIng specIuI. I don`I even know
who he Is. I |usI uIIucked II IIke IhuI."
ThuI |ub cume uIIer Nevudu Iopped
Ihe Cowboys 61-b8 on Jun. 4. However,
Nunce wouId geI Ihe IusI Iuugh Ihree
weeks IuIer, hIIIIng u gume-wInnIng
sky hook over WesI In u 64-62 overIIme
vIcIory Ior WyomIng.
II wus un IronIc commenI Irom WesI,
Ioo. AIIer dIsuppeurIng In Ihe second
huII oI Ihe seuson, no one knows who
WesI Is eIIher. SIIck Io mukIng cooI
YouTube vIdeos, WesI.
THE SHAWN MICHAELS VS.
BRET HART GAME OF THE
YEAR
A |um-pucked crowd oI 10,037. SenIor
NIghI. A huge come-Irom-behInd wIn
cupped by u CoIe HuII gume wInner.
And u sweep over UNLV Ior Ihe IIrsI
IIme sInce 199b. These were uII Ihe
mukIngs oI Nevudu`s 76-72 IrIumph
over Ihe BebeIs In Murch, und II wus
unIorgeIIubIe.
II Ihere wus u wuy Io muke up Ior
Ihe IooIbuII Ieum chokIng uwuy Ihe
IremonI Cunnon, II wus geIIIng u sweep
In men`s buskeIbuII. Who wouId oI
IhoughI beIore Ihe schooI yeur sIurIed
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DEONTE BURTON
Nevada and the Reno community
will always remember this six-foot-
one point guard who is now NBA
bound. Deonte Burton`s clutch
game-winning shots and high-fying dunks never
ceased to wow fans. He has left Nevada with
a long list of accolades to be remembered for,
from starting in every game of his college career
to racking up the second most points scored in
school history with over 2,000, to the loyalty he
showed by staying for his senior year. There is
no question that Burton will be remembered as
one of the Wolf Pack greats.
GRACE HUANG
This Taiwan native has become
one of the best competitors on
the swimming and diving team.
One of Grace Huang`s greatest
honors was being named the Western Athletic
Conference Diver of the Year for the 2011-2012
season. She earned a bronze medal at the
Mountain West Championships as a junior.
During her fnal year she competed in the
NCAA Championships, in which she earned All-
America honors.
ARIELLE WIDEMAN
Arielle Wideman recently
experienced the opportunity of
a lifetime by competing in an
international tournament in China in which
she represented the USA Women`s All-Star
team. The point guard helped lead Nevada to a
winning season with an overall 18-13 record in
her fnal year. She garnered an average of 10.6
points per game and 4.4 assists.
VICTOR OUVRARD
Victor Ouvrard had a victorious
senior season with the Wolf Pack.
He had the second-best singles
record at 21-5, and he was almost
fawless in doubles play with partner Robert
Allan by posting a 20-3 record. Ouvrard was
named the Men`s Tennis Mountain West Player
of the Year, and he was named to both the All-
MW Singles team and All-MW Doubles team.
KERRI SIMMONS
The name Kerri Simmons has a
place in Nevada`s record books.
So although this shot-putter is
graduating, her name will be
remembered for her record-
breaking performance at the Mountain West
Indoor Championships, in which she notched
a mark of 50`6." Simmons also set the second-
best mark in school history for the weight throw
at the New Mexico Classic at 60`7.75."
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5)
LEAST IMPROVEMENT
VOLLEYBALL
Most of the Nevada sports had
a solid sophomore season in the
Mountain West Conference.
However, there was no
improvement seen from the
volleyball team who nished
with a 4-28 record, which wasnt
any better than the 4-25 record it
saw during the 2012 season.
JAY JOHNSON
BASEBALL
Leading a team to a winning
season as a rst-year head
coach isnt easy, but Jay John-
son makes it look that way.
Head coach Johnson came
from a previous 8-year stint
at the University of San Diego
as the associate head coach.
in Southern California.
ON TAP
LEADERS OF THE PACK
BASEBALL
vs. Saint Marys 4 p.m. Wednesday
vs. New Mexico 6 p.m. Friday
6 p.m. Saturday and 1 p.m. Sunday
THE SKINNY: The Wolf Pack
scored a season-high of 12
runs and 18 hits on Saturday
to overpower Air Force. The
victory helped Nevada tie
the series with Air Force. On
Friday the Air Force barely slid
by with the win. The Falcons
defeated the Wolf Pack in
their home 3-2. In Saturdays
win, the Pack scored early
and often jumping to an 11-0
lead behind the pitching of
lefty Barry Timko before the
Falcons got on the scoreboard
late. Alas, the Falcons efforts
werent enough to come out
with the W. The Falcons were
able to rise to take the victory
in the final match though. Air
Force barely escaped with
the win by defeating the Wolf
Pack 5-4. Nevada will return
home to face New Mexico to
honor former head coach Gary
Powers on Friday by retiring his
No. 17 jersey.
SOFTBALL
vs. Fresno State 4 p.m. Thursday
4 p.m. Friday and noon Saturday

THE SKINNY: Nevada seemed
to nally nd its way this past
weekend, and it did it away from
home. It earned back-to-back wins
over the Aggies. A ve-run, top
of the rst for the Nevada softball
team, that included a grand slam
by Amanda Weis, lifted the team
to a 7-1 win at Utah State Friday
afternoon. Freshman McKenna
Isenberg tossed nine strikeouts
in a 5-3 victory at Utah State
Saturday afternoon. Erin Jones was
the only Wolf Pack batter to post
a multi-hit game Saturday. The
success only continued on Sunday
with Nevada cruising past Utah
State 3-0. Pitcher Karlyn Jones
particularly shined last weekend.
With a strikeout of the last Aggie
batter of the game, Jones set a new
career-high in strikeouts during her
time at Nevada, fanning 11 hitters
on the day. Jones career-best in
Ks is 12 that she tossed during her
freshman season at Pittsburgh.
She improved to 8-9 on the year
and gave up just four hits. For the
weekend, Jones struck out 19 and
did not issue a single walk.
TUESDAY, MAY 6, 2014
Kaitlin Oki/Nevada Sagebrush
Point guard Arielle Wideman was a huge reason why
Nevada made dramatic improvements this season
after a last-place nish the year before.
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Kaitlin Oki /Nevada Sagebrush
Nevada head coach Brian Polian ashes a toothy grin at the Silver & Blue game on April 27. However, a disappointing 4-8
campaign in 2013 earned him the #SportsBrush The Shockmaster Worst Debut of the Year award.
RUNT OF THE LITTER
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JIII SIockIon und Juyme KIng were Iwo
sIudenI-uIhIeIes uI Ihe prIme oI IheIr IIves
when Ihey goI Ihe dIugnosIs IhuI Iorced
Ihem Io IrunsIIIon Irom IIghIIng Ior u wIn-
nIng seuson Io IIghIIng Ior IheIr IIves.
They don`I know euch oIher, und Ihe
duIes oI IheIr dIugnoses ure sepuruIed by u
decude. SIockIon wus IreuIed In u unII wIIh
uduIIs, where she mosIIy suw eIderIy peopIe
IhuI hud u smuIIer chunce oI mukIng II Ihun
her. KIng wus IreuIed In u pedIuIrIc unII
wIIh young chIIdren who hud hurdIy even
goIIen Ihe opporIunIIy Io IIve IheIr IIves.
The Iwo do shure u coupIe sImIIurIIIes:
Ihey ure u purI oI Nevudu, und Ihey huve
buIIIed cuncer.
YeI, us oI AprII 1b, 2014, Iormer Nevudu
soIIbuII pIuyer Juyme KIng hus reIupsed InIo
whuI wIII be her IhIrd IIme IucIng LwIng`s
surcomu In Ihe spun oI |usI Ihree yeurs.
JAYME KING DAY
On AprII 13, 2014, KIng sIood In IronI oI
u schooI-record crowd oI 66b peopIe wIIh
her IumIIy und WoII Puck heud couch MuII
MeucheI. She hud InIIIuIIy pIunned whuI
she wus goIng Io suy.
BuI when my couch IuIked, und I |usI
Iooked uI Ihe crowd, II wus IIke everyIhIng
I wunIed Io suy wus gone, und my whoIe
dIrecIIon |usI chunged," KIng suId. II wus
very emoIIonuI."
Nevudu wore IeuI |erseys IhuI duy, KIng`s
IuvorIIe coIor, und IeuI wrIsIbunds und
|erseys were soId uI Ihe home gume uguInsI
BoIse SIuIe. Nevudu IeII Io Ihe Broncos 8-4
on IhuI sunny Sunduy, buI Ihey dId ruIse
more Ihun $10,000 Io ussIsI wIIh KIng`s
medIcuI expenses.
AIex Huyes, u Iormer Puck IeummuIe
who gruduuIed In 2013 und one oI KIng`s
besI IrIends, uIIended heIp seII Ihe IeuI
IIems und show her supporI. She wuIched
her besI IrIend en|oy her duy, us KIng Iook
pIcIures und sIgned uuIogruphs.
Huyes` ouIIook on IIIe hus chunged
uIIer seeIng Ihe posIIIve sIrengIh IhuI KIng
exudes.
I`ve Ieurned everyIhIng Irom her. Io
IInd Ihe good In everyone becuuse IIIe Is Ioo
shorI. buI even when Ihere ure bumps In
Ihe roud IIke breukups or bud IesIs or bud
grudes, Ihe peIIy IhIngs In IIIe I IIke Io cuII,
II`s noI worIh geIIIng upseI over," Huyes
suId.
The 23-yeur-oId KIng wus In uwe und
IIIIed wIIh gruIIIude on AprII 13.
II wus umuzIng IhuI peopIe IhoughI so
hIghIy oI me," KIng suId. I`m gIud Io huve
mude un ImpucI on oIher peopIe`s IIves
IhuI Ihey IhoughI IhuI wus someIhIng Ihey
couId do Ior me In reIurn."
However, whuI mosI peopIe dIdn`I know
wus IhuI KIng hud been IeeIIng u puIn In her
heud Ior Ihe pusI sIx Io eIghI weeks prIor Io
Juyme KIng Duy.
And II wus u puIn IhuI she knew uII Ioo
weII.

MONTHS GO BY
She popped ouI oI Ihe wuIer guspIng Ior
uIr. The 21-yeur-oId who used Io see 3,000
meIers us u reguIur workouI wus sIruggIIng
Io muke II Ihrough b0 meIers. DurIng
SIockIon`s sophomore yeur uI NorIheusI
LouIsIunu UnIversIIy, whIch Is now cuIIed
UnIversIIy oI LouIsIunu uI Monroe, she hud
Improved sIgnIIIcunIIy In Ihe pooI.
However, her perIormunce decreused
when she goI sIck wIIh whuI she IhoughI
wus u sInus InIecIIon" uround IuIe Junuury
Io eurIy Iebruury oI 2000.
John PIIIIngIon, her swImmIng couch
IhuI everyone cuIIed PIII, sIurIed Io chew
her ouI.
When I sIurIed Io geI sIck I IhInk my
couch IhoughI I wus beIng u sIssy or beIng
Iuzy," SIockIon suId. BuI I cun`I hoId IhuI
uguInsI hIm becuuse IhuI`s hIs |ob, Io moII-
vuIe hIs uIhIeIes."
The medIcuIIons prescrIbed Io SIockIon
Io IreuI her sInus InIecIIon" weren`I work-
Ing, und IeII worse wIIh euch pussIng duy
Iebruury, Murch, AprII, Muy... Ihe monIhs
wenI by wIIh no ImprovemenI.
WAINING HEALTH
IusI-Iorwurd Io Ioduy: SIockIon works
uI Nevudu`s BeynoIds SchooI oI JournuIIsm
us u communIcuIIons specIuIIsI. However,
exucIIy 14 yeurs ugo In eurIy Muy oI 2000,
SIockIon wus vIsIIIng her home In New
OrIeuns.
WhIIe uI home, SIockIon`s moIher suw
u buIge rIse by her duughIer`s rIghI coIIur-
bone when she sneezed. Her moIher Ihen
Iorced her Io go Ihe emergency room.
SIockIon IrIed Io IeII her moIher Io cuIm
down, und IhuI II wusn`I u bIg deuI, buI she
respecIed her mom`s wIshes by goIng Io
Ihe LB where she hud u chesI X-ruy. The
dIugnosIs wus Ihe sume: u sInus InIecIIon.
The rudIoIogIsI IoId SIockIon IhuI she
hud un InIIumed Iymph node IhuI wusn`I
druInIng properIy becuuse oI Ihe InIecIIon.
SIockIon wus gIven more medIcuIIon
und wenI buck Io coIIege.
SIuyIng uwuke und dIIIIcuIIy wuIkIng up u
huII IIIghI oI sIuIrs wIIhouI sIoppIng Io Iuke
u breuk were u coupIe oI her sympIoms IhuI
worsened. She knew IhIs wusn`I normuI Ior
u coIIegIuIe uIhIeIe.
I shouId be ubIe Io |usI go uII duy, und
run uround, und |usI IIII weIghIs, und
swIm und do uII Ihese IhIngs wIIh euse
becuuse IhuI`s whuI you do," SIockIon
suId.
She suw un InIernIsI In New OrIeuns
uIIer IInIshIng her sophomore yeur. AIIer
some oIher IesIs, Ihe InIernIsI IInuIIy sug-
gesIed IhuI SIockIon geI u bIopsy done.
You ruIe ouI InIecIIon IIrsI beIore
you (geI) u bIopsy," suId Dr. JonuIhun
BernsIeIn, who dId noI IreuI SIockIon or
KIng, buI Is Ihe medIcuI dIrecIor Ior Ihe
ChIIdren`s SpecIuIIy CenIers oI Nevudu.
When SIockIon uwoke Irom her surgery
on June 2, 2000, she suw her IuIher cryIng
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Jill Stockton, a communications specialist at the Reynolds School of Journalism at the University of Nevada, Reno, has two scars
from her ght against cancer. The scar by her collarbone is where a tumor the size of four golf balls was removed and the other is
where a port was placed to adminster her chemotherapy.
Arnleres qnr o li[e-cnonqinq borrle
A
once peuceIuI nIghIs resI Is rudeIy
InIerrupIed by u sIurIIIng unnoy-
unce.
I um uwukened Io reuIIze IhuI II
Is Ihe IerrIbIe rIngIng IhuI AppIe IeII shouId
uuIomuIIcuIIy be seI us un
uIurm on IheIr phones. I
huve no Ideu why I um
so shocked. ThIs sound
wukes me up every morn-
Ing uI Ihe sume IIme.
AshIee Jones, my
roommuIe und one oI
my IeummuIes on Ihe
women`s buskeIbuII Ieum,
und I husIIe Io geI dressed
uIIer hIIIIng Ihe snooze
buIIon u Iew IImes. NoIh-
Ing Iooks us hIdeous us Ihe Iuce oI 6 u.m. In Ihe
IuII runnIng quurIers on Ihe IooIbuII IIeId.
And yeI, peopIe suy IhuI sIudenI uIhIeIes
receIve exIru beneIIIs. Those IruIy IgnorunI Io
Ihe everyduy pressures IhuI un uIhIeIe endures
muke sIuIemenIs such us IhuI. As II Ihe
sIudenI uIhIeIes on IhIs cumpus ure undeserv-
Ing oI Ihe specIuI IreuImenI" we ure gIven.
We dId noI geI Io IhIs IeveI by mIsIuke. None
oI IhIs wus unInIenIIonuI. The dreum oI pIuy-
Ing u DIvIsIon I sporIs wus pIuced In our heuds
uI u very young uge. Hence, we begun IukIng
Ihe necessury sIrIdes In order Io uchIeve II,
becuuse when you ure kId, uII oI your dreums
come Irue, rIghI Nope. My dud IoId me u
whIIe ugobuck when Lven SIevens wus sIIII
pIuyIng on DIsney ChunneI IhuI I hud Io puI
In Ihe work II I reuIIy wunIed Io do someIhIng
wIIh IhIs buskeIbuII IhIng.
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Photo courtesy of Jayme King
Jayme King was rst diagnosed with Ewings sarcoma on June 28, 2011. She initially thought it
was a meniscus tear in her knee, but an MRI revealed that it was cancer.
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Photo illustration by Jeff Hutcherson with photo by Kaitlin Oki/Nevada Sagebrush
COLLEGE OF AGRICULTURE,
BIOTECHNOLOGY, AND NATURAL
RESOURCES
WilliamPayne, Dean
BACHELOR OF SCIENCE
ANIMAL SCIENCE
Dana Amster
BIOCHEMISTRY AND
MOLECULAR BIOLOGY
Jesse J. Agustin
*Susan Taraneh Alaei
Diego Alcala-Marquez
Paramjeet K. Bains
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*Jordan Ibrahim Bjerke
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Taylor R. Cohen
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Melat M. Demeke
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*Sahael Hate
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*Priscilla Anne Henson
Morgan D. Hines
Alexander Joseph Hipsher
Hoang Ba Vinh Huynh
Paul H. Jacques
*Simin Jiang
Aaron D. Jones
Marisa Rae Julian
Matthew Robert Kaminski
*Jessica N. Kim
Jiri Francis Kubac
*Catherine J. Kulaga
Si Yeol Lee
Jerome Liao
*Xibei B. Liu
*Andrew Paul Ralphael Manfra
Martin James Matthies
Jonelle Mae McCreary
Stephanie Song Mico
Kevin M. Mitio
*Michelle Linh Ngo
Nicholas Noel
*Seth Richard Odell
Dafne Karen Ordonez
Alan A. Pham
*Michael Alexander Phelan
Jacob D. Phillips
Charles A. Price
Robert Jon Propst
Jonathan B. Reddick-Lau
*Yingjuan Shi
*Katie M. Speirs
*Christian Allen Sy
Wendy Tan
Nathan Tatar
Chiamaka C. Uba
Kathrine Alyssa Urrutia
*Colt J. Williams
Ryan Wiltsie
Jordan J. Zager
ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE
Ryan Jeffrey Chicvara
Courtney Nicole Davis
Ericka Kay
Emily Marie Paden
Ross Patton
Ricardo Ramirez
Brian Glenn Verheyen
FOREST MANAGEMENT AND
ECOLOGY
Andrew James Lee Eberle
Rachel Lindgren
Preston Michael Neufeld
Brett Matthew Taylor
Brittany R. Trimble
NUTRITION
Bailey Nichole Brady
Jessica Lynn Brazeau
Alexandra Elizabeth Cappucci
Brendan John Carlson
Quinn A. Cartwright
Christian Paul Cormier
Gina Christine DeBono
Trevor DeRuise
Pamela S. DeVillez
Levi W. Evans
*Gabriela Garcia-Dominguez
Ashley Lydia Kunz
Lisa Lac, Rachael Lambin
Raymond Y. Lee
Anna Marie Mestre
Stephanie Leigh Mitchell
*Michelle Linh Ngo
Jessica Rose Perasso
Nicole Renee Poulton
Laura J. Proud
Rebecca Jean Ryerse
Michelle Victoria Sperry
Danielle Grace Tesmer
Brittani M. Trovato
Masashi Uematsu
Kevin Edward Woodhams
Eric C. Yen
WILDLIFE ECOLOGY AND
CONSERVATION
Stephen V. Andersen
Giovana Armendariz-Avila
Angel Marie Bartlett
Gabrielle A. Blaustein
Lyndsey J. Boyer
Jacob Michael Brannam
Samantha Diaz
Mallory E. Down
Ryan Dale Drew
Charli Sharee Gisler
*Mei Hiyane
Wailea A. Johnston
Steven Michael Kemp
Ethan Malone
Thomas James Morgan
Brian Charles Nealis
Christopher Peck
Victoria Rose Silva
Casey August Volk
BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN
VETERINARY SCIENCE
Brad Amorati
Katelyn Ashley Barbier
Allyssa N. Bogert
Amanda Lynn Buchholz
Brittany Alexandra Clark
Kylie Jarrett
Nikolai Kolupaev
Sheila L. Megehee
Daniella Michelle Revers
Ciara Danielle Viola
Tyeisha M. Watters
Yenling Yeh
COLLEGE OF BUSINESS
Gregory Mosier, Dean
BACHELOR OF ARTS
ECONOMICS
Dominic J. Cavilia
Briana N. Collings
Michael Matthis
Chloe L. McClintick
Moises Quinteros
Hao Shi
BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN
BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION
ACCOUNTING
Michael Edward Arciniega
Tanya Jewel Blair
Courtney Renee Bradley
Jin Cai
Kun Kun Chen
*Richard J. Corn
Colby T. Cross
Michael M. Cunningham
Juan Du
Stephanie W. Duffy
Linda Cowan Eliopulos
Kayla Danielle Forte
Shakel A. Franklin
Nicole Shelby Gibbs
James Norman Graham
Stephanie Kopec Gunderson
Erik A. Henricksen
Corey Michael Hewett
Andrew Jenkins
Tyler Kunio Nation
Jessica Lynn Pace
*Troy Daniel Panico
Ricky William Parton
Jarrod Ray Potter
Russell Price
Lindsay Reynolds
Sherise Renee Roseman
Kyle N. Scheller
Trevor James Solano
Carly B. Tesser
*Christina M. Thern
Campbell Robert Troup
Johnathan S. Truong
ECONOMICS
Rexford Dean Belshaw III
Seth C. Benson
Donovan Takao Brill
Jeffrey Michael Dean
Justin Frederick Diem
John Michael Domansky
Kyle M. Fencl
*Joseph E. Franc
Jason L. Gonzales
Elizabeth Rose Higgins
Kiefer Jorden Kingsley
Aimee Luan
Michael E. Mazurowski
Patrick Douglas OBrien
Sarah Lynn Peters
Kyle James Roberts
Daniel John Rowe
Julie M. Sauer
Nicholas Michael Sauter
Aleena I. Sayegh
Justin Stern
Hudson Stremmel
Nathan Taylor Tewalt
*Christina M. Thern
Danielle J. Vermillion
Sydnie Paige Wells
FINANCE
Michael Edward Arciniega
*Taylor Bryde Bates
Rexford Dean Belshaw III
Seth C. Benson
Donovan Takao Brill
Stef Burdett Carmichael
Diane Chan
Cathryn Alise Cobb
Dave Rene Cognian
*Richard J. Corn
Jeffrey Michael Dean
Justin Frederick Diem
Evan Michael Dotta
Anthony David Eisen
Kyle M. Fencl
Steven Arthur Friskel
Francisco A. Garcia
Lourdes Garcia
Christine Elizabeth Garrisi
Jason L. Gonzales
Stephanie Kopec Gunderson
Sotero Alan Itza
Grifn Michael Kirsch
Aimee Luan
*Rachel Jacqueline Martin
John H. Mason Jr.
Wylie Lars Nelson
Nnamdi Kenechukwu Ngene
Patrick Douglas OBrien
Sarah Lynn Peters
Jorge Ramirez
Justin B. Rollins
Daniel John Rowe
Nicholas Michael Sauter
Angelica Gizella Schuessler
Lauren Nichole Shead
Justin Stern
Philip Charles Tissier
Alice Touch
Johnathan S. Truong
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GENERAL BUSINESS
William Glenn Brenneman
INFORMATION SYSTEMS
Alexander Bridger Angelo
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Daniel Ryan Gilbertson
James A. Graham
Brantley B. Hancock
Brad C. Hellyar
Laura Honjas
Joseph Lewis Huber
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Donald William Knoll
William Robert Lienau
*Jonathan Andrew Lujan
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Aaron Joseph Marshek
Jenna Laude Martin
Morey James Menesini
Jenny Won Nguyen
Rick Nguyen
Alejandro Ojeda
Kristofer Glen Osterhout
Ricky William Parton
Tejash Patel
Skylar Alexis Pitts
Jarrod Ray Potter
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INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS
Gina Aline Bednar
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Amy Lynn Adams
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*Cody Robert Cordeiro
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Kyle N. Dabritz
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KENNETH COLL, Dean
BACHELOR OF ARTS IN
EDUCATION
SECONDARY EDUCATION
Ryan Thomas Abrahamian
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*Emilee Guido
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Thomas Wilson Niebergall
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*Joanna M. Perry
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Jamie Rae Sandoval
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*Drew Allen Shafer
Levi Stafford
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BACHELOR OF SCIENCE
EARLY CHILDHOOD EDUCATION
Lorraine J. Casalta
Yujin Kwak
Melisa Schillinger
HUMAN DEVELOPMENT AND
FAMILY STUDIES
Carrie Elizabeth Aalberts
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BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN
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ELEMENTARY EDUCATION /SPECIAL
EDUCATION
*Breanna Danielle Hall
INTEGRATED ELEMENTARY
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Veronica L. Aichroth
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Michael Scott Barnes
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*Christina Marie Bogart
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*Niki C. Hamzik
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*Julia Catherine Kerrigan
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**Brandon Tyler Castinado
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BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN
CHEMICAL ENGINEERING
*Sarah Marina Carl
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Jasmine M. Hershewe
*Jonathan R. Jay
Reed Nicholas Liu
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Caroline Montiel
Christopher J. Moore
Thomas J. Nagel
Timothy Alan Palmer
*Benjamin B. Pearson
Emily R. Ruskowitz
Josh R. Waltenburg
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William Randolph Anderson
Jose E. Anguiano
Pablo Francisco Becerra Jr.
Cody J. Beck
Sean T. Brown
David E. Carlson
Michael Vincent Collins
Rachel C. Collins
Jeremy K. Comba
Emma R. Crossman
Travis James de Groot
Brian M. Echevarria
Katie M. Everett
Michael Garza
Brendon Ron Draper Grant
Jessica M. Guantone
Alexander Neil Hampel
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Maira A. Ibarra
Ieva Jastromskaite
Spencer Ray Keane
Devon J. Kendall
Cody Z. Kiser
Mikko Henrik Kuch
Pete Lazzari
Siqi Lihu
Austin J. Martin
Scott Matthew Martin
Morgan James McCalla
Paul L. Morton
Mireille Nsompo Mungedi
*Alia C. Parker
Geoffrey Rahe
Luis Fernando Rivera
Derek Rizo
Spencer Roloff
Timothy Brian Rudnick
Daniel J. Salego
Darien Eugene Shannon
Arthur Smith
Clark Patrick Stanphill
Casey A. Sylvester
Kestutis M. Vitkus
BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN
COMPUTER SCIENCE
Edson Almachar
Paul Raymond Squire
BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN
COMPUTER SCIENCE AND
ENGINEERING
Steven Albers
Jakub Berlinski
Christopher Alan Bobo
*James J. Bridegum
Chase D. Carthen
Brian Andrew Catudan
Angela Tzeho Chan
Marlon Chavez
Justice S. Colby
Jameson Blake Collins
Luke A. Fraser
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*Christine Maria Johnson
*Eric Klukovich
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Joseph A. Neville
Bryam J. Noguera
Bradley J. Pearson
Matthew J. Radford
*Jared L. Rhizor
*Robert Eugene Roeder
Cameron Jason Rowe
Ashton Perry Santee
Jake C. Sells
Jessica Elizabeth Smith
*Timothy LeRoy Sweet
Travis D. Swoger
Ethan James Thornburg
*Matthew J. VanCompernolle
Aaron Winstead
Bryan K. Worrell
*Nishok Yadav
Soohyun Yoon
BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING
Guadalupe A. Armendariz
Jeffrey Patrick Cloninger
Patrick R. Douglas
Tyler M. Green
*Taylor Jay Gruey
Brian Joseph Hoffman
*Teila D. Irwin
Michael Dean Kelly
*Dam C. Lam
Stefan A. Lilyhorn
*Dipto Moni
Pantha Moni
Victor Daniel Morrow
Jacob Jeffery Owens
Kevin Andrew Palmer
Aaron Michael Panos
Keith Matthew Renshaw
Christian T. Roberts
Abhijaat Sidher
Elliot Smith
Justin Thomas Steele
Kevin Paul Vees
Charles T. Weaver
Nathaniel Richard White
BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN
ENVIRONMENTAL ENGINEERING
Trevor Benjamin Miller
Joseph S. Perreira
Julianne A. Zotter
BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN
MECHANICAL ENGINEERING
Julian Ballatore-South
Gonzalo Barragan Jr.
Benjamin C. Becerra
Cameron C. Bender
Hank J. Boone
Thomas Noah Bouthillier Jr.
Anthony Steven Brill
Zachary D. Bringham
Michael Ronald Cannon
Andrew Joseph Childress
Alyxandria Michon Colburn
Jamie Rene Dotras
Anthony M. Farkas
Parker D. Fellows
Steven Daniel Fuller
*Luis Javier Garcia-Perez
Kristopher L. Geiser
Darin Michael Gilman
Ryan Gutknecht
Christopher Brannon Haas
Robert Amer Hartley
Jess I. Hayden
Joshua R. Hays
Michael D. Hermansen
Kyle W. Hofer
*Amanda J. Jones
Don D. Jordan
Shawn J. Kerns
Soheil Landen Khavandi
Logan B. Kiff
Dan M. Labrecque
Graham Reed Leese
Alexander Michael Lyons
Cody Macaulay
John Dunn Mack
Mark L. Mandeville
Michael James Mandeville
Benjamin James McCormack
*Joshua R. McGuire
Jennifer R. Mello
Kyle Alan Mollenberg
Matthew R. Moorhead
Alfonso James Naveran
Sean Neely
Israel Nunez-Santiago
Rowland Gene Perez
Cody Allen Shafer
Daniel Shedd
Daniel Boyd Simmons
Colby John Solari
*Ryan Matthew Stemmerik
Aaron Jay Stone
Joseph Royal Thibedeau
Orion Y. Vazquez
Catlin Milo Wagner
Tyler Jacob Williams
DIVISION OF HEALTH SCIENCES
Thomas Schwenk, Dean
BACHELOR OF SCIENCE
COMMUNITY HEALTH SCIENCES
Clarissa Haunani Akana
Breanna Leigh Anderson
Rachel Kristine Anderson
*Lauren Alyssa Andrew
Rebecca E. Antti
*Kathryn Nichole Authier
Alexander Rolando Baker
Colleen W. Barrett
Marielena Benzo
Amanda G. Black
Zachary A. Burton
Gia Marie Butera
Mariah Ilima Sanae Choo
Jordan Elizabeth Clements
*Kelsie Lee Colombini
Cassaundra Nicole Cortes
Rachel June Coughlan
Chivon Nicole Crump
Raymond Scott Daniels
Ashley E. Davis
Hayley Arlene Davis
Rachel A. Davis
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Karli N. Dodge
Raeann Marie Dukowitz
Brook Amanda Eiler
Bryce Matthew Evans
Maren Anne Foley
Brandon Michael Frankel
Brandis Ann Freeman
Theresa M. French
Devin R. Gamboa
Alessandra Garcia
Ian Sebastian Garcia
Nadia Bibi Gulistani
**Allison Harvey
Erika Marin Herbrechtsmeier
Preston Joseph Hough
Mikala Anne Huebner
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Chloe Ann Kaeo
Nicole Marie Kern
*Brooks Arthur Klein
Katherine Helena Krakowski
Michelle Lorraine Ladouceur
Charles Joshua Lambert
Daniel Levine
Alexandria D. Luckadoo
Jennifer N. Maestas
Kimberly Aryn Mahoney
Nicole Teres Maine
*Shannon R. Marshall
Brenda Liseth Martinez
Kaitlyn McKeehan
Christian Thomas Mead
Crystal E. Millner
Cory Quentin Moffett
Anita Aisha Momodu
Mallorie Ellen Mullendore
Sarah N. Mullennix
Devin Akio Nakajo Murakami
Nicole Namoca
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Alexandria Alyse OLeary
Kendell Rae Rogers Oliver
Monica Del Rocio Olmos
Julie Mei Pedersen
Allison Lindsay Prrman
Austin Zachary Porsborg
Angelina Lynn Ragone
*Andrea Rodarte Ornelas
Emily Cosette Scott
Jessica Morgan Shocket
Russell Craig Smith
Trent K. Soares
Ana I. Soto
Michael Don Wilhelm Stamm
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Megan M. Tabano
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Megan Linsley Thompson
Melody Toorani
Angela Tran
Jamie C. Tu
Rachel Lynn Waddington
Jamison Alaine Walker
Kaylee J. Waters
Austin Charles Webster
Casey M. Wildermuth
Travis Lee Wilson
Theodros M. Zemanuel
SPEECH PATHOLOGY
Marylen Encallado Agbang
Sarah M. Briggs
Julia Cabal
Shararyah Hope Clark
Sara Benay Daly
Jamie L. Diggs
Kylee Rachelle French
Jennifer Anne Gibbons
Leslie Giesler
Nicole Marie Glynn
*Jamie Rae Harpster
*Gardenia Hernandez
Kelsea D. Hewitt
Margeaux Nancy Huang
Jennifer Carly Isenberg
Ariel Rose Jones
Jacob Ryan Kersey
Marlee Currie Kinney
David W. Lee
Kathleen C. Mawson
Kaya Florina McLelland
Elizabeth Alexandra Nemedez
Kimberly Anne Normandy
Hannah E. Nystrom
Megan Anne OBrien
Katherine Anne Overton
Kari Francine Pink
Alyssa Leigh Plassman
Porsche Denise Purnell
*Jonathan Ramirez-Lira
Danielle L. Reza
Jacquelyn Nicole Rosen
Alyce Marie Rounds
Brooke Ashley Simpson
Veronica Lucia Sotelo
*Amber J. Sulahria
Melanie Kimiyo Thompson
Kelly Joanne Troescher
Olivia C. Valdes
Maddilyn Deeann Vana
Amanda K. Warner
*Jocelyn Kay Whittemore
BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN
NURSING
Jeffrey Cunanan Acosta
Eric Steven Aguilera
Cecilia Alcaraz
Amy Lynn Anderson
*Audrey Anne Balkenbush
Brittany A. Barnes
Joseph Douglas Barnes
Andi M. Bolstad
*Alexandra C. Borcherts
*Maryl R. Boyer
Patricia Olea Bradley
Bridget Lynne Brownell
Keith Daniel Carlson
*Vanessa Audrey Casas
*Itzel C. Corral Gonzalez
Christina Elizabeth Coss
Melissa Kristine Cunning
Laura Teran Dykins
Stephanie Dianne Ercolin
Kaisa Esguerra
Heidi Lee Frantz
Carolyn Frances Garey-Sage
Molly L. Gill
Cortni C. Greenwell
Amanda Hall
Riley Elizabeth Henderson
*Lisa A. Herring
Deborah S. Higdon
*David Randolph Hood
Jessica Lyn Janas
Courtney Southwick Johnson
Shelly Lac
Alexandria Marie Larkins
Silvija Larsen
Jennifer Joy Lassi
Gloria S. Mariscal
Jennifer S. Mendez Lemuz
Brian Douglas Mueller
Danielle Nicole Paradise
Nicole Carolyn Pas
Malini Rajesh Patel
Janna Marie Prida
Vanessa Marie Puentes
Elisa Sophia Reynolds
Caitlin Ann Robinson
Juan Rodriguez
*Amanda Michele Rudolph
Caitlin R. Schultheiss
Amber Michelle Slater
Megan R. Smart
Michelle Aubrey Somers
Krista Marie Stryker
Jacqueline Anne Sunderland
Sara M. Surgen
Lisa Eileen Thayer
Sara E. Thompson
Rayanne Schuyler Tiernan
Sarah Jeanne Tigh
Elizabeth Fulton Tissier
BACHELOR OF SOCIAL WORK
Amy J. Adams
Kenia V. Aguirre
Amanda L. Aikens
Nikki Zatica Avera
Gene Elizabeth Beeson
Denise K. Benally
Angel Beus
Christine G. Braunworth
Sarah E. Brizee
Amy Mari Burgos
Martin Sumner Condon
Samantha Quiambao C. Daily
Rachael Ann Decker
Julie Ann Dempsey
Tuwisha Dennis-Tumulak
Tasha Dietrich
Tawna M. Fayette
Malaina Marie Fesenmaier
Haley Nicole Hart
Stacey M. Hernandez
Noemi G. Hinojosa
Kayci Carmen Itza
Debra Kathleen Jackins
Cindy L. Johnson
Jennifer Lynn Jonte
Shelby Lynn Korth
Lauren A. Lastrapes
Liliana Lopez-Estrada
Terra Teanna Luck
*Kimberly S. Martin
Beverly Ann Mason
Mitchell Baldwin Matthews
*Gabrielle M. Rose McGeein
Torrey Vanyeah Muao-Hall
Karla M. Navarrete
Morgan Blaire Nazemian
Karli Anne Nilsson
Vanessa Olivera
Stephanie Renee Pearson
Jeremy Martin Perez
Annemarie Corinne Potter
Allante Christine Powe
Timothy J. Provost
Megan K. Queral
Haley Ashlyn Quirk
Reanna Michele Retterath
David J. Rohan
Chrystal Roll
Antonia Esperanza Roman
Maria Dolores Rosas
Jhoana Lizbeth Sarabia
Malia Rachelle Seronio
Tori Kae Shumway
Mary Frances Sprinkel
Stephanie Ann Tau
Herbert Pat Tumulak
Grace D. Tyler
Amber Renee Vallarino
Maile Elise Wagoner
Stephen Lee Wegner
Nicole Anna Wengren
Tracy Antoinette White
Melanie Marie Wilkins
April Lela Wilson
REYNOLDS SCHOOL OF
JOURNALISM
Alan Stavitsky, Dean
BACHELOR OF ARTS
JOURNALISM
*Connie Anne Anderson
Destiny Shadey Anderson
Matthew T. Bieker
Aida B. Blankenship
Juliana E. Bledsoe
Elizabeth Brokaw
Alanna A. Brown
Shaun P. Burgess
Decker J. Cady
Ryan J. Canaday
Danielle M. Christenson
Esther E. Ciammachilli
Cassie L. Clauser
Paola Alejandra Cota
Christopher M. Cuellar
Jayme Curtis
Mellisa May Deang
*Allegra N. Demerjian
Heyden M. Enochson
*Jessica M. Fagundes
Christina M. Fausone
Melanie Ann Godwin
Tovah E. Goodman
Zachary A. Harris
Ivor James Harvey
Esgar Hernandez-Rodriguez
Haleigh Nicole Hoff
Kyle C. Jones
Niesha Z. Jones
Bezita S. Lashkariani
*Sage Marie Leehey
Mark Littleeld
Joshua Angus MacEachern
Clare C. Mason
Erin A. Meyering
Jennifer Lee Mortimore
Brandon John Myers
Stephanie A. Myers
Samantha D. Piscopo
Molly K. Radford
*Jessica Marie Ranftl
Nicholas F. Rattigan
*Katelyn Anne Romanko
Garett R. Rosenquist
Yasaman Saderi
Katherine A. Segale
*Allen J. Shanley
Kristina Carol Silla
Katie J. Strickland
Vicki Lockyun Tam
Joseph Jay Tuzzolino
Jacob R. Ward
Erica Leigh Williams
Scott Craig Winters
Kamille W. Wong
COLLEGE OF LIBERAL ARTS
Heather Hardy , Dean
BACHELOR OF ARTS
ANTHROPOLOGY
Jaklyn Elisabeth Anderson
Amy Rose Balagna
Wendy Beltran
*Rosemary Ellen Bjorkman
Alan L. Burgio
Kimberly Renee Butler
David William Cater
Samantha Cody
Cassidi Crowther
Travis Steven Davidek
Lisa Enk
Devin Poul Gonzales Blom
*Casey R. Kilgore
Lisa Christine Lee
Jessica Leonard
Ryan A. Martin
Andrew John Meade
Ronselle Leilani Moreno
Shelby L. Neathammer
Austin Offenbacher
**Robert Jonathan Park
*Jesus J. Pena
Ian Scott Pottenger
Wilbert K. Snodgrass
Zebuel C. Stecker
Cavan M. Van Geem
*Andrew K. Zoll
ART
*Kathryn Louise Brown
Estefania Cervantes Aviles
Danielle R. Cooke
Erin Rebecca Gelmstedt
Breanna R. Kingery
Kelsey Lynn Lister
Jordin L. Munoz
Michael P. Murphy-Amen
Alison Naylor
Caitlin Rose Owen
Parker Carol Peterson
Garrett Alex Raffanelli
Christopher Wayne Scott
Kerianne E. Wright
Jordin L. Munoz
Michael P. Murphy-Amen
Alison Naylor
Caitlin Rose Owen
Parker Carol Peterson
Garrett Alex Raffanelli
Christopher Wayne Scott
Kerianne E. Wright
ART (ART HISTORY)
Tina Marie Davis
Austin Iveson
Audra Lynn Kuykendall
Renae Nicole Montero
*Kelly Ann Reis
Dena Loree Sweigart
COMMUNICATION STUDIES
Evan Porter Baldwin
Brittney Blair Carvalho
Aleina K. Dominguez
Sara Marie Eastman
Brian James Fidelibus
Robert James Forrest
Michelle Andra Gibbons
Brian Alan Gifford
Dana L. Holt
Erin N. Jones
John Phillip Kanipe
Nathan A. Kyte
Erin M. McMahon
*Tiffany Ashley ODay
Chaye Marie Propst
Cody J. Rea
Yasaman Saderi
Carli F. Smith
Dylann Louise Swisley
Elizabeth Arlene Thomas
Krystal Wilson
ENGLISH
Erin E. Andersen
Erin Elizabeth Beatie
Jenna Lynn Benson
James D. Burgett
Jiaqi Chen
Crystal Marie Cotter
Robert Andrew Crimmins
Michael A. Dubon
Linda Lee Enwald
Brandon C. Fischmann
Adriana Garcia
Devin Lee Genovese
Joshua Michael Gonzalez
*Ilse G. Grangaard
Wesley J. Hollingsworth
Kristi Jean Jensen
*Melissa Ann Kelley
Elizabeth Michelle Lafer
Alexandra Nicole Lawson
Jenny M. Lawson
*Elisabeth A. Linn
Lora L. Massey
Lucian Malcolm Matthew
Logan R. Miller
Ryan Allen Moglich
Moe Orihara
Jessica Jane Pateidl
*Jesus J. Pena
Danika Mary Peterson
Taylor J. Riedeman
Zackariah Robert Rybak
Stephanie M. Self
Emma Blanche Shaffer
Joseph Frank Sowa
Alexander John Stewart
Nick T. Szewczak
Kaitlyn Marie Torres
Annie V. Trinh
*Natalie Ann Turley
Rachel Marie Vacca
Christine Renee Wallace
*Kylie Michelle Westerlind
Julia Anne Wymer
FRENCH
Jaklyn Elisabeth Anderson
Breanna Leigh Brandes-Banes
William Christopher Harrison
Kimberly Marie Matus
*Brooke Lynn Mikkelsen
*Chai Swadowski-Larsen
HISTORY
Andrew P. Askin
Elizabeth D. Browne
Craig Oakley Butcher II
Janique Danielle Clark
Craig Joseph DeRuyter
Kelsi J. Herrick
Andrew John Meade
*Gregory A. Merrill
Ryan Allen Moglich
Kalah Christine ORear
Christina K. Roberts
Ashley P. Schreiner
Austin Chaudhry Smith
Cody J. Stokes
Kenneth H. Tedford III
Charles J. Voos
INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS
Dare Ajayi
Ashley Beresid
Anne Elizabeth Boertien
Karlee Rae Boge
Kale M. Brock
Nathan Michael Contente
Jacob J. Day
*Andre Steven Emme
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Kyle Louis Fleming
Shannon Leigh Jacobsen
*Melissa Ann Kelley
*Chelsea Lee
Scott Charles Lee
Hope Katherine Loudon
Elliot M. Malin
Alexa R. Menante
Sean Michael Monahan
Teresa Annette Payne
Marissa Lynn Shiffer
*Chai Swadowski-Larsen
*Nick V. Tscheekar
MUSIC
Emma W. Alameda
Lara N. Ayres
James B. Jaggar
Elizabeth B. Lenz
Rachel Kathryn Pastrell

PHILOSOPHY
Brenna Lauren Cimino
Kevin Christopher Cleary
Brent C. Coulter
*Gregory A. Merrill
POLITICAL SCIENCE
William Tobias Addington
Zabitullah Aimal
*Katrina Rose Beedy
Ashley Beresid
Mitchell Bottoset
Aaron F. Bradley
Alexander E. Chau
Ashley N. Corcoran
Shanda L. Crai
Josh David De Los Santos
Emily L. Dyer
Kyle Louis Fleming
**Cody J. Harlan
Mackenzie Hodge
Shannon Leigh Jacobsen
Erik A. Jimenez
Julianne L. King
Chelsea Levin
Jordan Glen Lewi
Henry Brooks Lobkowicz
Devin M. Loughry
Elliot M. Malin
Charlene Nicole Martinez
Justin R. McMenom
Brandon John Myers
*Benjamin J. Pelt
Grace A. Power
Marquita Jill Premo
Sam Branson Reynolds
Jeannette Salas
Jordan C. Steele
Laura Ioana Szuhai
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CLASS OF 2014 B2
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** Commissioned as an Army second lieutenant
COLLEGE OF AGRICULTURE,
BIOTECHNOLOGY AND NATURAL
RESOURCES
BACHELOR OF SCIENCE/MASTER
OF SCIENCE
BIOTECHNOLOGY
Rhoda Lorraine Gill
Jackson E. Gratwohl
Nam Duc Hoang
Clarissa R. Martins
Katarzyna M. Milewska
Samantha S. Romanick
Jeremiah R. Smith
Andrew Tschernia
Tharika Dream Yoe
MASTER OF SCIENCE
BIOCHEMISTRY
Anthony Moschetti
ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE
AND HEALTH
Kristie Gearty
Brooke Nicole Mejica
NATURAL RESOURCE AND
ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE
Owen W. Baughman
Christopher Andrew Jannusch
COLLEGE OF BUSINESS
MASTER OF ACCOUNTANCY
Cameron Johnny Andriola
Jing Chen
Malgorzata M. Clark
Lisa Rosen
Jay Hyuma Schewe
Eric J. West
MASTER OF ARTS
ECONOMICS
Atlana D. Omargaliyeva
MASTER OF BUSINESS
ADMINISTRATION
Alexander David Bacchus
Tamra Dawn Barnes
Brett A. Bates
Cory Michael Bettinghouse
Gary Daniel Brooks
Jack Henry Brooks
Daniel Joseph Burke
Adam Chamberlain
Kevin Chan
Kevin T. Chou
Stephanie Lynn Cowan
Naresh Dasari
Melanie C. Dolezal
Cole Levi Dowty
James Joseph Henderson
Julianne C. Hug
Erika Victoria Ibaibarriaga
Mohammed N. Islam
Erik L. Johnson
Brook Elizabeth Joiner
Ebrahim Karimi Tarshizi
Kevin Scott Kirkeby
Kristian Kuharszky
Michael Raymond Lipkowitz,
John Michael Mandell
Brandon Charles McNeely
Joshua Sebastian Meyer
Danny Mireles
Teasha Modha
J. Dexter Derek Ramsey
Jeff J. Saari
Dawn Michelle Schlagel
Amar Shukla
Courtney Daniel Smith
Marie Katherine Terry
Chavisa Thaveesupsoonthorn
Jaime Enrique Tibaduiza Jr.
Sachin Verma
Gregory Robert Wenzel
Leslie Marie Williams
Antonia Gabriele Wollmann
MASTER OF SCIENCE
ECONOMICS
Katawoot Jeambua
Yutong Jiang
Elena Tchigriaeva
Finance
Boyong Park
Inara W. Santora
Lina Yang
Fenglong Zhang
MASTER OF SCIENCE IN
INFORMATION SYSTEMS
Andrew A. Ayala
Dipika V. Dabhadkar
Robert J. Dittmer
Jimmy A. Halamicek
Gregory Hayward Hill
James W. McIntire
COLLEGE OF EDUCATION
MASTER OF ARTS
COUNSELING AND EDUCATIONAL
PSYCHOLOGY
Jamie Lee Gemme
Michael Graham
Anna K. Hansen
Brenda Klug
Mery G. Mares
Kathleen Carol Slattery
Julianne Elizabeth Vaughn
Brinn Kathleen Wallace
EDUCATIONAL LEADERSHIP
Janet J. Butler
Juliane D. Di Meo
Karen S. Frazier
Lynwood R. Johnson
Stephanie Jones
Stephanie E. Ludwig
Gregrette Perry
John L. Pratt
Yolanda Rangel
Joseph Sagar
Kyle T. Sammons
Allison Shilling
Joseph Edwards Simmons Jr.
Brandon Stuart
ELEMENTARY EDUCATION
David Steven Moss
MASTER OF EDUCATION
ELEMENTARY EDUCATION
Brianne C. Ciarlo
Michaela T. Logan
Ayse Tandogan
Kendra M. Washa
LITERACY STUDIES
Lucy M. Dugan
Robin Moon McCully
Carolelee Walker
Krista Jo Wieser
SECONDARY EDUCATION
Ashley L. Anderson
Lea Marie Bell
Jaclyn Christine Campbell
Gary Mark Collier
Kristen A. Cooper
Charise Fallon
Lynnice Kelly Kantor
Annie Nell Krupp
Brian Anthony La Torr
Ashley Ruth LeBalc
Andrew Protz
Cadence S. Reed
Martha Rodriguez
Micha Marie Stevens
Eric Zika
SPECIAL EDUCATION
Stephanie C.Y.Y. Chan
Katie Estrada
Chelsea Amber Garbarini
Kyle Hill
Jed Locquiao
Caille Marie Nehrkorn
MASTER OF SCIENCE
ELEMENTARY EDUCATION
Andrelyn S. Alexander
Erin Elizabeth Craig
Jean A. Donley
Kristin N. Finney
Cindy L. Foubert
Linda Ann Gillette-Koyen
Sarah Ann Gotschall
Shannon Kathryn Hartley
Amy M. Horn
Chelsea J. Keen
Andrea Maag Kirkwood
Alicia Marie Klaich
Shenandoah Suzanne Kolbe
Deanna R. LeBlanc
Amanda Nicole Maydeck
Shanlee B. Meyers
Karly L. Millar
Rachel M. Miller
Krista Milroy
Jeannette Elizabeth Robinson
Lauren Mariel Robinson
Analorena Sanchez
Rebecca A. Schwindt
Daniel E. Scurlock
Elaenia Phillips Serdehely
Haley Jo Snyder
John David Stern
Heather L. Tinker
Amanda Lynn Todd
Joana Wu
EQUITY AND DIVERSITY IN
EDUCATION
Jessica Hope Kaminsky
EQUITY AND DIVERSITY IN
EDUCATIONAL SETTINGS
Maria Fernandez
Ashley C. Laverdure
HUMAN DEVELOPMENT AND
FAMILY STUDIES
Sydney C. Benger
Jennifer Megan Gianola,
Caitlynn E. Hansen
Britney Renee Rauh
Jacqueline M. Talavera
SECONDARY EDUCATION
Michael Jackson
COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING
MASTER OF SCIENCE
CHEMICAL ENGINEERING
Swagotom Sarker
CIVIL AND ENVIRONMENTAL
ENGINEERING
Blake Douglas Carter
Kevin M. Fogarty
Andrew J. Lawrence
Nola Andrea Mitchell
Boniface Muriuki Njoroge,
Nelson S. Pearson
Roshan Suwal
COMPUTER SCIENCE
Karl F.J. Mullner
Liesl M. Wigand
Computer Science and
Engineering
Derek A. Eiler
Alexander J. Fiannaca
Jin Jiang
Nathan M. Jordan
Erin S. Keith
Torbjorn P. Loken
Alex Ruud
Khoa Tran
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING
Erik B. Chalko
Abhishek Chitnis
Jose Guadalupe Cordero
Brian D. Harmer
MATERIALS SCIENCE AND
ENGINEERING
Zachary Karmiol
Huiru Xu
MECHANICAL ENGINEERING
Roberto V. Bejarano
Farshad Meshkati
Johnson J. Wong
DIVISION OF HEALTH SCIENCES
MASTER OF NURSING
Joseph W. Benton
Jennifer Amber Brown
Kathryn Anne Bryant
Danielle Carroll Craperi
Anna Dorthia Ellis
Jennifer Erin Finley
Alicia Ann Glassco
Dianna Louise Hein
Kristen Lott
Jennifer Mahan
Echo Chabot Mathews
Lillian Morton
Kara A. Paszek
Nina Patynowski
Tatiana B. Pollard
Michael A. Poulin
Nawal M. Qneibi
Arlo C. Schenk
Ruth Meei-jy Skinner
Lisa T. Woodall
MASTER OF
PUBLIC HEALTH
Kathleen Corneld
Peter Dieringer
Charlotte J. Drumm
Jessica DAnn Flen
David Jeffrey Frankenberger
Dustin J. Holland
Penelope Jernberg
Sherry Liao
Christopher E. Marchand
Piera Elsie Mburia
Yasmine Mohamednur
Sandra Ochoa
Heather Lea Ochs
Clare Pace
Brian C. Parrish
Penny Lee Pritchard
Inara W. Santora
Stephanie Serra
Melissa Jill Smith
Maximillian Wegener
Danika Williams
Christina G. Works
Yan Yao
MASTER OF SCIENCE
CELLULAR AND MOLECULAR
BIOLOGY
Katherine G. Weller
SPEECH PATHOLOGY AND
AUDIOLOGY
Lee Ann E. Baecker
Kelli-Ann J. Flynn
Erin E. Foree
Autumn Page Freudenthaler
Lauryn A. Gardner
Christina Lorraine Ipema
Deborah Lynn Kahue
Alma A. Kiker
Celeste Amber Rose Liaty
Hannah Elizabeth Moyer
Sarah A. Newsham
Robert John Pekny
Ciara Marie Peterson
Nina Sacca
Skye Ann Sizelove
Carmen Stork
Kyle Lewis Truax
Kristin Francis Wetzel
Emily A. Whistler
Amber L. White
Lindsey N. Woytek
Dominica Noelle Zubillaga
MASTER OF SOCIAL WORK
Coby C. Abbott
Emily L. Berry
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venIure Io suy IhuI uIIer coIIege, very Iew
IhIngs In IIIe wIII be hunded Io you, so puy
uIIenIIon when IIIe hunds you serendIpIIous
momenIs. The unIverse hus u wuy wIIh
IhIngs, und II you IIsIen cIoseIy, you cun heur Ihe
whIspered secreIs beIween Ihe IInes oI your IIIe.
Lnergy cun neIIher be
creuIed nor desIroyed, und
I um u IIrm beIIever IhuI
Ihe menIuI und emoIIonuI
energIes we send ouI InIo
Ihe worId huve Ihe ubIIIIy
Io reuch Ihe person we ure
IhInkIng ubouI or Ieud us Io
u posIIIve ouIcome.
Huve you ever hud Ihose
momenIs when you`re
IhInkIng ubouI u IrIend,
muybe even one you huven`I
seen In u Iong whIIe, und
Ihey InexpIIcubIy conIucI you uI ubouI Ihe sume
IIme Muybe you`re IookIng Ior someIhIng
IIreIessIy und us soon us you sIop IookIng, you
IInd II. Muybe you`re seekIng someIhIng, und In
Ihe ucI oI seurchIng, uII oI your quesIIons und
needs ure unswered when you unexpecIedIy
come ucross someIhIng much beIIer.
I do noI IhInk oI IhIs us coIncIdence. ThIs Is
serendIpIIy u muIIer oI unpredIcIubIe buI
pIeusunI huppensIunce II`s Ihe kInd oI sIuII
I IIve Ior. Some peopIe excIusIveIy subscrIbe Io
eIIher IuIe or Iree wIII, buI I choose serendIpIIy
uImosI us u reIIgIon. LIIe Is IIke u choose-your-
own-endIng noveI, und II you puy uIIenIIon Io
Ihe cues und IoreshudowIng, you |usI mIghI pIck
Ihe huppy one.
CrossIng Ihe sIuge Ior gruduuIIon Is u IIred
meIuphor Ior how euch cIuss pusses on Io Ihe
nexI sIuge oI IIIe, buI II Is InIenseIy meunIngIuI
noneIheIess. The pressure, expecIuIIons und
opporIunIIIes ure boundIess, buI In Ihe end, onIy
euch person cun decIde how Io IIve IheIr own
IIves. As my dud uIwuys suys, you cun pIck your
IrIends, und you cun pIck your nose, buI you
cun`I pIck your IrIend`s nose.
So I urge you us you enIer IhIs perIod oI
uncerIuInIy Io IIsIen when Ihe unIverse whIspers
In your eur IhIs worId hus u powerIuI wuy wIIh
IhIngs, und II you cun pIck up on Ihe posIIIve
vIbes (yes I suId II, good vIbes ure u IhIng), you
muy IInd exucIIy who you need Io meeI, whuI
you need Io do, whuI you ure seurchIng Ior,
or beIIer yeI, someIhIng beyond your wIIdesI
dreums.
You couId Iurn your buck on Ihese IIIIIe IIps
und dIrecIIons Irom Ihe unseen InIIuence oI
IhuI cosmIc Iorce In our unIverse. You cun even
choose noI Io emburk on Ihe udvenIure uI uII.
BuI remember, II Is onIy by sIrIkIng ouI und
IukIng IhuI chunce IhuI you mIghI huppen upon
u greuI Ireusure.
ThInk oI BIIbo BuggIns us Ihe greuI wIzurd
GunduII urged hIm Io emburk on un epIc quesI In
Ihe cIussIc J.B.B. ToIkIen noveI The HobbII." He
wusn`I keen Io Ieuve hIs IIIIIe hoIe.
We ure pIuIn quIeI IoIk und huve no use Ior
udvenIures. NusIy dIsIurbIng uncomIorIubIe
IhIngs! Muke you IuIe Ior dInner!"
BuI In order Ior serendIpIIy Io occur, you huve Io
be ouI IookIng Ior someIhIng, buy Ihe IIckeI, Iuke
Ihe rIde, us Ihey suy. GunduII wouId IeII you The
worId Isn`I In your books und mups, II`s ouI Ihere."
ToIkIen goes on Io remInd us: There Is noIhIng
IIke IookIng, II you wunI Io IInd someIhIng. You
cerIuInIy usuuIIy IInd someIhIng, II you Iook, buI II
Is noI uIwuys quIIe Ihe someIhIng you were uIIer."
SerendIpIIy.
Irom now on, Ihe onIy IhIng IhuI you cun counI
on IundIng In your Iup Is your gruduuIIon cups
uIIer IhuI IInuI Ihrow uI commencemenI. GeI ouI
und sIurI IookIng Ior whuI mukes you huppy, und
how you ure goIng Io chunge Ihe worId. Don`I be
surprIsed II you end up Iur Irom where you IhoughI
you were goIng, |usI smIIe und Iook Ior u roud sIgn
und IIsIen. When un opporIunIIy comes Io you,
Iuke II, und when serendIpIIy occurs, puy uIIenIIon.
There Is posIIIve energy ubound In IhIs worId II you
choose Io receIve II, und Ihe Iorces oI Ihe unIverse
muke u powerIuI guIde shouId you choose Io
IoIIow.
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P
urdon me Ior uII Ihe nosIuIgIu und bor-
derIIne cIIche senIImenIs you`re ubouI Io
reud. PeopIe huve u IoI oI Ideus ubouI how
IheIr coIIege experIence Is goIng Io Iurn
ouI. I musI suy, I hud pIenIy oI Ideus ubouI mIne.
When I gruduuIed Irom hIgh schooI uII Ihe wuy
buck In 2008, I never IhoughI
I wouId be IIvIng In Beno
uguIn. I moved Io SeuIIIe Ihe
IoIIowIng AugusI In un uI-
IempI Io Iorm u new IdenIIIy
Ior myseII. II dIdn`I Iurn ouI
Ihe wuy I hud expecIed,
Ihough. LssenIIuIIy, every
sIngIe pIun I hud puI InIo
pIuce In order Io muke my
IIIe In SeuIIIe successIuI wus
boIched wIIhIn sIx monIhs oI
me urrIvIng. I moved buck Io
Beno IIIIed wIIh despuIr und
shume over my IuIIure Io muke on my own when I
wus 18 yeurs oId. I wus noIIceubIy chunged by Ihe
experIence, huvIng known whuI II IeII IIke Io IuII
wIIhouI even reuIIy uccompIIshIng unyIhIng yeI.
Ior u Iong IIme, I IhoughI I wus goIng Io move
buck Io SeuIIIe evenIuuIIy. I wenI Io Truckee
Meudows CommunIIy CoIIege (TMCC) Ior u
coupIe yeurs wIIh every InIenIIon oI IeuvIng Beno
uguIn us soon us possIbIe. DespIIe my eIIorIs
Io go buck, Ihere wus uIwuys u reuson Ior me Io
sIuy home InsIeud. AIIer TMCC, I IInuIIy decIded
Io IrunsIer Io IhIs unIversIIy, und here I um Iour
yeurs IuIer ubouI Io gruduuIe Irom II.
In my IIme uI UnIversIIy oI Nevudu, Beno, Ihe
knowIedge I`ve guIned hus Iur more Io do wIIh
IIIe Ihun II does schooI. BeIore you roII your eyes,
heur me ouI.
SIx yeurs ugo, I never IhoughI I`d be here,
especIuIIy wrIIIng In IhIs newspuper. My gouI wus
Io busIcuIIy dIsussocIuIe myseII us Iur Irom Beno
us I couId, buI by sIuyIng here, I ucIuuIIy Ieurned
more ubouI myseII Ihun I ever IhoughI I couId.
I`ve IosI IrIends becuuse we grew upurI. I`ve
IosI IrIends becuuse we dIdn`I huve IIme Io see
euch oIher. I know whuI II`s IIke Io Iove someone
so much IhuI you chunge yourseII Ior Ihem. I
know whuI II`s IIke Io IIve wIIh u broken heurI
und Ieurn Io Iove uguIn In u wIser wuy. I`ve come
Io cure Ior peopIe I used Io huIe. I huIe peopIe
I used Io Iove. I experImenIed wIIh drugs IhuI
I`II never wunI Io Iouch uguIn. I`ve hud Io hoId
bIucked ouI und sobbIng IrIends unIII Ihey IeII
usIeep. I`ve hud one-nIghI sIunds. I`ve been In
u Iong-Ierm reIuIIonshIp. I`ve Ieurned whuI II`s
IIke Io huve sIrungers rIdIcuIe you Ior someIhIng
IhuI`s none oI IheIr busIness. I`ve hud Io own up
Io bIg mIsIukes und sIund up Ior myseII when I
wus wronged.
The experIences I`ve hud IuughI me more
ubouI myseII Ihun u IexIbook ever couId. No
muIIer how weII I IhoughI I knew myseII or hud
u greuI sense oI who I wus, Ihose purIs oI myseII
huve been consIsIenIIy chuIIenged. Our IdenIIIIes
ure ever-IormIng und chungIng. SeuIIIe wus my
IIrsI shock Io IhuI reuIIIy, und IIIe husn`I been uny
more genIIe sInce Ihen, nor wIII II conIInue Io be.
Ior Ihose oI you who ure roundIng ouI your
IIrsI yeur oI coIIege, remember IhuI II`s uII rIghI II
your IIIe pIuns don`I Iurn ouI perIecIIy. They IIkeIy
won`I. You wIII conIInue Io be chuIIenged und
IesIed InIeIIecIuuIIy, emoIIonuIIy, physIcuIIy und
moruIIy. II you uccepI Ihose chuIIenges und don`I
deprIve yourseII oI Ihem, you wIII IIkeIy emerge
us u beIIer versIon oI yourseII uIIerwurd.
Ior Ihose oI you gruduuIIng In u week und u
huII, you ure probubIy weII uwure oI whuI I`ve
been IuIkIng ubouI. II you ure, Ihen I um no
more wIse Ihun you ure und don`I reuIIy huve Ihe
credIbIIIIy Io be IeIIIng you how you shouId IIve
your IIIe Irom now on.
However, my hope Is IhuI you huve deveIoped
u IIrmer sense oI your IdenIIIy us you venIure
ouI InIo Ihe reuI worId" und IhuI you ure beIIer
Ior II. Lven Ihough IIIe wIII noI be geIIIng uny
eusIer Ior us consIderIng Ihe economy und
vurIous sIIgmus uguInsI our generuIIon I
IhInk IhuI II we cun udopI IhIs concepI oI beIng
IIexIbIe, udupIubIe und wIIIIng Io compromIse
wIIh uII Ihe chuIIenges IhuI IIIe Ihrows uI us,
we`II be |usI IIne.
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ow`s Ihe wuIer Ioduy
I um IempIed, beIng Ihe
IIberuI urIs sIudenI IhuI I
um, Io beIIeve IhuI mosI oI
my IeIIow sIudenIs here uI Ihe UnI-
versIIy oI Nevudu, Beno ure IumIIIur
wIIh Ihe purubIe
I |usI quoIed. My
IempIuIIon sIems
Irom Ihe IucI
IhuI my coIIege,
despIIe beIng
Ihe IurgesI here,
oIIen hus IroubIe
deIInIng exucIIy
whuI IIs sIudenIs
geI Irom eurnIng u
IIberuI urIs degree
und, us such, I
oIIen IeeI IhuI whuI I huve guIned Is
Ihe sume IhIng every oIher sIudenI
hus guIned. ThuI Is, I huve receIved u
busIc educuIIon.
I do noI meun Io suggesI I huve
been shorIchunged here. Indeed,
Ihere Is someIhIng quIIe comIorIIng
In IhInkIng I huve guIned Ihe sume
knowIedge my IeIIow sIudenIs huve
guIned. ThInkIng IhIs wuy uIIows me
Io IeeI u sense oI IogeIherness, oI
connecIIon wIIh noI onIy my IeIIow
sIudenIs gruduuIIng nexI week, buI
uIso wIIh uII Ihe sIudenIs IhuI huve
come beIore us und uII Ihe ones IhuI
wIII come uIIer. ThInkIng IhIs wuy
uIIows us Io be u IumIIy, u WoII Puck.
II such senIImenIuIIIy does noIhIng
Ior you, Ihen I hope I huve noI IosI
you, becuuse my uIm here Is Io noI be
senIImenIuI.
I huve noI receIved such u IypIcuI
educuIIon und Ihose IeeIIngs oI
IumIIIuI cIoseness I suggesIed beIore
ure predIcuIed on u mIsundersIund-
Ing oI whuI our educuIIons meun und
IhuI, by keepIng up such u churude,
we ussume we know und cun speuk
Ior one unoIher. Ior InsIunce, I cun
usk, How`s Ihe wuIer Ioduy und geI
Ihe response I expecI. By keepIng up
such u churude, we cun onIy do hurm
Io ourseIves und Io euch oIher.
In 200b, DuvId IosIer WuIIuce
recounIed IhIs purubIe us purI oI
hIs commencemenI speech Io Ihe
gruduuIIng senIors oI Kenyon CoIIege:
Two young IIsh ure swImmIng uIong
unIII Ihey huppen upon un oIder IIsh
swImmIng In Ihe opposIIe dIrecIIon.
ThIs oIder IIsh nods Io Ihe younger
Iwo und usks, How`s Ihe wuIer"
beIore swImmIng on. The young IIsh
Iook uI euch oIher perpIexed, beIore
one usks, WhuI Ihe heII Is wuIer"
WuIIuce conIends IhuI IhIs purubIe
suggesIs IhuI II Is Ihe mosI obvIous
und ImporIunI reuIIIIes IhuI ure Ihe
hurdesI Io see und IuIk ubouI, und II
Is IhIs Ideu I wouId IIke Io enIerIuIn
here. BuI I do noI wunI Io suggesI
IhuI, or huve II suggesIed by vIrIue oI
IhIs medIum IhuI I um Ihe oIder IIsh
und you ure Ihe younger IIsh or IhuI I
huve uny dumn cIue whuI wuIer Is.
In IucI, I wunI Io usk you, WhuI Ihe
heII Is wuIer
We oIIen IhInk ubouI our grudes
us Ihe currency Ihrough whIch we
wIII buy whuIever II Is IhuI Is hIdden
over IhuI gruduuIIon horIzon, be II
u |ob, unoIher degree, Ihe respecI oI
your purenIs, or some combInuIIon
oI Ihese und oIher IhIngs. However, I
IhInk IhuI by doIng so, we essenIIuIIze
our experIence und knowIedge InIo
Ihe IIIIIe uIphubeIIc murks on our
IrunscrIpIs. PuI unoIher wuy, by
IhInkIng Ioo much ubouI our grudes,
we Iose whuI Is ImporIunI In our
educuIIons.
WhuI Is IhuI ImporIunI bII, you usk.
Ior me, II wus becomIng u wrIIIng
IuIor und IIndIng ouI everyduy, 30
mInuIes uI u IIme, IhuI I dId noI know
us much ubouI wrIIIng us I IhoughI
I dId. Ior me, II wus workIng uI The
Nevudu Sugebrush und IryIng und
IuIIIng Io dIscuss und correcI every
mIsIuke or probIem In euch Issue. Ior
me, II wus |oInIng u wrIIIng cIub und
workIng Io become recognIzed by Ihe
AssocIuIed SIudenIs oI Ihe UnIversIIy
oI Nevudu beIore gIeeIuIIy purIIng
wuys wIIh II. Ior me, II wus IukIng
sIx exIru credIIs my IusI semesIer
becuuse Ihere were IhIngs I hud IeII
Io do.
Ior me, II dIdn`I huve u IoI Io do
wIIh grudes.
WhuI we puy Ior here Is more Ihun
u cureer, Is more Ihun u sIep In Ihe
process oI economIc exchunge, buI
I um uIso suggesIIng IhuI I huve no
Ideu whuI IhuI sImpIe, muIerIuI reuIIIy
Iooks IIke. ThereIore, I cun`I reuIIy IuIk
ubouI II, onIy uround II.
ThIs Is why I wunI Io know whuI Ihe
heII wuIer Is, becuuse I do noI know,
und I IhInk IhuI you mIghI.
BuI I wIII IeII you whuI I do noI
IhInk II Is. I do noI IhInk II Is breukIng
your buck here Ior Iour or more yeurs
whIIe IhInkIng, deep down, IhuI
grudes ure whuI you ure workIng Ior
here.
WIIh IhuI In mInd, usk yourseIves
whuI wuIer Is. When you decIde,
someone much wIser Ihun I um wIII
be Ihere Io usk, So, how Is Ihe wuIer
Ioduy"
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1. Can you cook at least three dierent meals? A. YES B. NO
2. Can you do your own laundry without dying
your whites pink? A. YES B. NO
3. Can you eectively budget your nances? A. YES B. NO
4. Have you ever had a real job? A. YES B. NO
5. Can you take care of yourself when you get
sick (alcohol induced or otherwise)? A. YES B. NO
6. Can you read a map? (yes, as in a physical
map... not on your phone) A. YES B. NO
7. Do you make friends outside of work and
school? A. YES B. NO
8. Do you have a current rsum? A. YES B. NO
9. Have you ever had your heart broken? A. YES B. NO
10. Have you decided your stance on todays
contested issues (abortion, gun control,
ASUN drama, death penalty, drones, gay
rights, racism etc.) and thought about why? A. YES B. NO
11. Do you know your credit score? A. YES B. NO
12. Have you ever voted in an election? A. YES B. NO
13. Have you ever done your own taxes? A. YES B. NO
14. Do you know how long it will take you to pay
o your student loans? A. YES B. NO
15. While in college, did you participate in any
extracurricular activities, clubs or
organizations? A. YES B. NO
16. Have you ever had an open and honest con-
versation with someone about sex? A. YES B. NO
17. Have you ever challenged yourself to live out-
side of your comfort zone? A. YES B. NO
18. Have you changed your mind about some
thing that you had previously thought that you
were sure of? A. YES B. NO
19. Do you have a mentor or a role model? A. YES B. NO
20. Are you able to tolerate diering viewpoints? A. YES B. NO
21. Do you know what a mortarboard is? A. YES B. NO
22. Have you ever watched the sun come up after
a long night of debauchery? A. YES B. NO
23. Have you ever spent a signicant amount of
time outside your hometown? A. YES B. NO
24. Is there something that you are passionate
about that does not revolve around material
wealth? A. YES B. NO
Are you ready to
GRADUATE?
BETWEEN 1-7 BETWEEN 8-16 BETWEEN 17-24
Are you sIIII u Iresh-
mun II so, nIce Iry! II
you`re noI, II`s OK. You
probubIy |usI need Io Iuke
u IIIIIe more IIme Io grow
InIo uduIIhood. BuI don`I
worry, mosI gruduuIIng
senIors ure |usI preIend-
Ing Io be uduIIs unywuy!
HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU CHOOSE YES?
You`re probubIy IhuI
sIudenI who chose Io
gruduuIe wIIh generuI
sIudIes |usI so you couId
be done wIIh schooI
sooner, whIch Is IoIuIIy
vuIId. Don`I be surprIsed,
Ihough, II you need un
exIru hund someIImes.
Oh, mun. You probubIy
huve u reuI |ob uII IIned up
und muybe even heuIIh
Insurunce (Lucky!). Be-
yond IhuI, you muy even
huve some experIences
under your beII IhuI huve
buIII up your churucIer In
u meunIngIuI wuy.
YOU NEED TO GO BACK
TO THE DORMS
YOU MAY BE READY, BUT
KEEP MOM ON SPEED DIAL
THE WORLD MAY NOT BE
READY, BUT YOU ARE!

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