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“One Man’s Opinion”
Part I
What is going on in this country? Murders at Fort Hood, Murders in
Orlando, Murders in Cleveland. It seems like every week we hear of
some new atrocity. Who or what is causing this lack of self control
and disregard for human life. Is it the economy? Is it the pressure
and stresses of losing your job and possibly your home. Is it the hopelessness of seeking new em-
ployment? Is it a lack of confidence that the government will fix the country and all will be well? Is it a
lack of faith in the Devine and an absence of belief that prayer and patience will bring you through
the your current tribulations? Or is it something else. Perhaps the end of a great civilization like the
Egyptians or Romans? Could it be that the Mayans were right and the end of the world is coming in
a little over two years? Or should we be looking for the Anti-Christ. I don’t know. I have never seen
such looks of despair as I have lately. I hear many, many conversations about how bad things are.
What should we be doing differently? I don’t know.

I can make a recommendation though. If you are feeling helpless and that your world has fallen
apart. If you feel self destructive or worse yet the compulsion to hurt others, get help immediately.
There are still agencies out there that will help you. Go see a minister, they will be glad to help. Talk
to family and friends, they really do care about you. They will go to the ends of the earth for you.
Whatever you do, take care of yourself. Things will get better. You WILL get through this. Be
Blessed.

Part II
Many of you mentioned the obituary of my canine friend Glenn (The Wonder Dog) in the last issue.
A lot of you, OK four of you, asked about him, so I decided to tell you one of our stories. A few years
back we were watching a baseball game on TV. I was drinking a vodka and juice and Glenn was
having a beer (he was old enough). Anyway, Glenn got up to stretch his legs and I asked him to fix
me another drink. He went into the kitchen and yelled back that I was out of cranberry juice. I said
never mind, but when I looked up he was heading out the door with my car keys and wallet in his
mouth.

By the time I got outside Glenn had already backed out of the driveway and was heading down the
street. I yelled at him but I guess he had the radio up too loud. I finally caught up with him as he was
about to turn the corner. He stopped the car and rolled down the window and asked “what’s up”? I
said bring me a pack of cigarettes too…...

Just, One Man’s Opinion.

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One night a police officer was staking out a particularly

A shoplifter was caught red-handed
trying to steal a watch from an
exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said
the shoplifter, "I know you don't want
rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he
saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and
try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The
man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys
for several minutes.

any trouble either. What do you say I
just buy the watch and we forget about
this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the
sales slip. The crook looked at the slip
and said, "This is a little more than I in-
tended to spend. Can you show me
something less expensive?"
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove
off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he
pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him
his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to
determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could
be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated
decoy."
Laughs
A police officer attempts to stop a car for
speeding and the guy gradually increases
his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He
eventually realizes he can't escape and fi-
nally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "It's
been a long day and my tour is almost
over, so if you can give me a good excuse
for your behavior, I'll let you go."
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then
says, "My wife ran away with a cop about
a week ago. I thought you might be that
officer trying to give her back!"
Laughs
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in
a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call
came in telling them to disperse some people who
were loitering.
The officers drove to the street and observed a
small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie
rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off
the corner people."
A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked
again, "Let's get off that corner... NOW!"
Intimidated, the group of people began to leave,
casting puzzled stares in his direction.
Proud of his first official act, the young
policeman turned to his partner and asked,
"Well, how did I do?" Pretty good," chuckled
the vet, "especially since this is a bus stop."
Laughs
A police officer pulls over this guy who
had been weaving in and out of the
lanes.
He goes up to the guy's window and
says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this
breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do
that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll
have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to
the station to give a blood sample." "I
can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac.
If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I
am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get
really low blood sugar."
"Alright then I need you to come out
here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm too drunk to do that!"
Laughs
Ponderings
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Why are there interstate highways in
Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under
plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations
when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance
mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and drive, why do
you need a driver's license to buy
liquor, and why do bars have parking
lots?
Do you need a silencer if you are going
to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with
no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the
snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365
days a year, why are there locks on the
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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD),
The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove
that they are the best at apprehending crimi-
nals. The President decides to give them a
test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and
each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal infor-
mants throughout the forest. They question
all plant and mineral witnesses. After three
months of extensive investigations they con-
clude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no
leads they burn the forest, killing everything
in it, including the rabbit, and they make no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours
later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is
yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a
rabbit!"
A man went to the Police Station
wishing to speak with the burglar who
had broken into his house the night
before.
"You'll get your chance in court." said
the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no no!" said the man. "I want to
know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I've been
trying to do that for years!"
Laughs
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted
a man driving very erratically through the
streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over
and asked him if he had been drinking that
evening.
"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me
and the lads stopped by the pub where I had
six or seven pints. And then there was some-
thing called "Happy Hour" and they served
these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I
had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive
me friend Mike home and O' course I had to
go in for a couple of Guinness - couldn't be
rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way
home to get another bottle for later .." And
the man fumbled around in his coat until he
located his bottle of whiskey, which he held
up for inspection.
The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid
I'll need you to step out of the car and take a
breathalyzer test."
Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye
believe me?!"
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speed-
ing down Main Street."But officer," the man began,
"I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let
you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to
keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his pris-
oner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his
daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when
he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell.
"I'm the groom."
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An aged farmer and his wife

were leaning against the edge
of their pig-pen when the old
woman wistfully recalled that
the next week would mark
their golden wedding
anniversary.

"Let's have a party, Homer,"

she suggested. "Let's kill a
pig."

The farmer scratched his griz-

zled head. "Gee, Ethel," he fi-
nally answered, "I don't see
why the pig should take the
blame for something that hap-
pened fifty years ago."
Laughs
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal
morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.
He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending
to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was
doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing
this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of
Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1
replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy.
He thinks he's a light bulb." The doctor looks up and
notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend,
you should get him down from there before he hurts
himself" Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the
dark?"
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a
lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize
bull was missing from the section through which the
railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid
the fair value of the bull.
The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice
of the peace in the back room of the general store.
The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered
the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court.
The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the
rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.
After the rancher had signed the release and took the
check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a
little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know,
I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on
you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engi-
neer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose
when the train went through your ranch that morn-
ing. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I
bluffed you!"
The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young
feller, I was a little worried about winning that case
myself, because that durned bull came home this
morning."
Laughs
A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to
town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems
with the automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks the car
by the side of the road and waits for help.
Not much later, a farmer happens to pass by with a truck full of
farm animals. The farmer offers the tourist a lift to town and
proceeds to explain that he is bringing his farm animals to the
town market, where they will be auctioned off to the highest
bidders.
Well, it so happens that on the way to the town, the farmer being
so engrossed in his story, unintentionally wanders into the other
side of road where another vehicle is approaching in the other
direction.
The farmer realizes his absent mindedness and attempts to avoid
the possible collision with the other vehicle. He just misses the
other car, but unfortunately crashes the truck into the side of the
road. The tourist winds up thrown into a ditch and suffers bro-
ken ribs and a broken arm and leg and is obviously in extreme
pain. The farm animals are all messed up very badly and the
farmer, although remaining inside the vehicle, still suffers cuts
and scrapes.
The farmer gets out of the truck and looks at his farm animals.
The chickens all have broken limbs and can barely move.
"These chickens are all useless! Nobody will want to buy these
chickens anymore!" bellows the farmer. With that, he grabs and
loads his shotgun and blows away the chickens.
Next, he sees the pigs and they are all lame and bleeding pro-
fusely. "These pigs are all worthless now! I'll get nothing for
them!" yells the farmer. With great rage, the farmer reloads his
shotgun and blows away the pigs.
The farmer looks at the sheep and they all have broken limbs
and their wool is all bloodied. "Worthless sheep!" screams the
farmer and with that, he reloads his shotgun and blows away the
sheep.
Meanwhile, the injured tourist witnesses all of this carnage in
great horror.
The farmer then moves over to the side of the ditch and looks at
the tourist. "Are you okay down there?" asked the farmer.
"NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!" the tourist
yelled back.
Laughs
A very homely person made an appointment with a
psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the
doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed
and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will
come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you
help me accept my ugliness?"
"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go
over and lie face down on that couch."
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make
TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it
from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens
when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the
protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up
ATM?
Laughs
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've
got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's
somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think
there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, un-
der. "you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said
the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll
cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.
Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street.
"Why didn't you ever
come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me
for ten dollars."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very

depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on
like this."

"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.

"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with

the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to
scare them away."

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Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun per-
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The man seemed content with this advice and walked

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"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.

"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've

enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the
most fabulous looking women."

"So, what's your problem?"

"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife

does."
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The psychology instructor had just

finished a lecture on mental health
and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic de-

pression, she asked, "How would you
diagnose a patient who walks back
and forth screaming at the top of his
lungs one minute, then sits in a chair
weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his

hand and answered, "A basketball
coach?"

Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took

her troubles to a resident psychiatrist
in the hospital where she worked.
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your will power and resolve in this
matter."

"NO!!!" exclaimed the nurse. "I want

you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and
depressed afterward!"