Matts Fault

Ditulis pada Juni 24, 2008 oleh rezaervani

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+erikut ini beberapa slan) lain $an) biasa di)unakan dalam percakapan sehari2hari.
Advanced Ostertag Syndrome 3. #n.% 2 Tom slang a medical condition involvin) becomin)
in*atuated with a character in a movie or novel. 0ee also -4sterta) 0$ndrome.
Air Brake 3. #n.% 2 KT slang the invisible pedal on the passen)er side o* the car, o*ten stomped
when ridin) with bad drivers.
And there was much rejoicing 3. #phrase% 2 ont$ 5$thon phrase used to e6press
enthusiasm. usuall$ accompanied b$ *la) wavin) )estures and the phrase -7a$8..
As ar as you can tell 3. #phrase% Kurgan slang usually sung 'there are no traps. &
)amin) phrase, used to decribe the state o* uncertaint$ in an$ action. -, check around *or traps..
9 rolls some dice. -&s *ar as $ou can tell'.
Beans! Beanies 3. #n.% 2 derived from Cool Beans )ood, )reat, somethin) that is interestin),
pleasin) or otherwise impressive. -, )ot an & on m$ chem2*inal.. -+eans8. 2. #n.% 2 a small
stu**ed animal, made b$ :$.
Becawse de ut es a "halik sym#al 3. #phrase% 2 done in bad 9reek accent transl. Because
the foot is a phallic symbol used to describe an$one who is overl$ concerned with se6 s$mbols
in literature.
Bee" 2 3. #n.% computer noise, usuall$ *or no obvious reason. 2 #v.% the act o* sendin) a phone
messa)e, *re;uentl$ used as a wake up call.
Bidgie 3. #n.% 2 a hair2band, usuall$ small and undecorated, worn b$ men with lon) hair to hold
back their pon$2tails. 0ee also -0crunchie.. 2. #n.% 2 a pimple or zit. <. #n.% 2 a small *urr$ animal
with unde*ined characteristics, like a :ribble.
Big $asty %ellow &hing 3. Greg slang #n.% the sun. ,t )oes up and down. :he passin) o* da$.
=sed primaril$ in >ampire )ames. :he bi) nast$ $ellow thin) comes up, the bi) nast$ $ellow
thin) )oes down.
Big! Scary Mu""et 3. Richard slang #n.% 2 a description o* att +rooks.
Bi'arre 2 3. Chris slang #phrase% 2 ,s it bizarre, ?hris@
Book Bite 3. #n.% 2 a medical condition, s$mptoms include sta$in) up too late, i)norin) one!s
si)ni*icant other, bein) snappish and usin) the phrase -/ust one more chapter..
Botch 3. #n.% 2 an attempt that *ails in some catastrophic wa$. 2. #n.% 2 a roll o* ones.
Butterly (ill 3. KT slang #n.% 2 a pain pill. 4ri)A the sample doctor packa)es had a butter*l$ on
them
)an *e +o Back to Alanis! nshava, 3. KT and Li slang #phrase% 'where people are
sensible.
)atch-me-Fuck-Me 3. #ad/.% 2 used to describe an$ slutt$, revealin), or otherwise se6$ clothin).
ori). 2 a spande6 black tank2dress with a zipper up the *ront.
)heck 3. Carl slang #adv.% $es. , understand. 4ka$. 2. Colleen slang #phrase% 2 a word not
allowed to be used more than once per hal* hour o* conversation.
)hunky Salsa )ar"et 3 #ad/.% 2 an$ movie with an e6cessive amount o* violence and bullets.
0ee also -5epperoni 5izza Ballpaper..
)lient 3 #n.% Tech !upport slang 2 an$ computer user with a stupid issue. e6ampleA -How do ,
turn on m$ printer@. 0ee also ,ssue.
)onusion )orner 3. #n.% "illiamsburg slang the intersection o* Jamestown Coad, Cichmond
Coad, and +oundar$ 0treet, and the head o* D49 0treet. :ra**ic ne)otiates here throu)h a series
o* con*lictin) 7ield and 0top si)ns. 1speciall$ bad *or :ourons.
)onversation $um#er Four 3. #n.% 2 Li slang the inevitable -what do $ou want to do@.
-Bhatever $ou want to do.. conversation. 2. #n.% 2 &n$ tedious, o*ten repeated conversation.
orig# conversations bet$een Li and Kurgan $ere numbered% as to avoid repeating them
fre&uently.
)rit 3. #n.% 2 a critical hit, usuall$ a)ainst a bad )u$. Does double or better normal dama)e. 2.
#n.% 2 an$ ver$ success*ul action.
)u#e! &he 3. #n.% 2 the ?omic ?ubical, a local comic book shop.
Dew Hen)e 3. #n.% 2 'eff slang an$ lar)e stash o* outain Dew soda, esp i* stacked.
.og Street 3. #n.% 2 "illiamsburg slang Duke 4* 9louchester street, the main track runnin) *rom
the Bren ?hapel all the wa$ to the 9ovenor!s mansion in ?olonial Billiamsbur). 4** limits to
vehicular tra**ic. =suall$ cluttered with :ourons.
.oor 3. #n.% 2 KT slang an$ innocuous item which causes more trouble than it seems. esp. when
in/urin) a part$ member when tr$in) to )et around the obstacle
.rinkee/ 3. #n.% 2 att slan) an especiall$ potent alcoholic drink.
.ro"s a 0at 3. #phrase% to prepare to Hall. 4ri)enA :he$!ll hall at the drop o* a hat. 0ee also,
Hall
1ar (ro#e 3. #n.% 2 att slan) a mechanical eraser.
1go-with-2 3. #n.% 2 (att slang a re*erence to an$ vain or e)otistical individual, *ollowed b$ a
descriptive phrase o* that individual. John is the e)o2with2hair, as oppsed to 5atrick who is the
e)o2with2beard.
1verything is Matts Fault 3. #phrase% Bell, it is, isn!t it@ Don!t worr$. 0ee also Je** will
&polo)ize.
Face-ty"e 3. #n.% 2 an$ attractive or manipulative person who takes on the speakin) role *or a
)roup. 2. #n.% 2 )eroes *nlimited slang an$ bad )u$ t$pe who will not die, or repeatedl$ returns
*rom the dead.
Fluy +irl .rinks 3. #n.% 2 Richard slang an$ alcoholic bevera)e made with ice, cordials, or
containin) an umbrella or drink sword.
Fruitcake 3. #n.% 2 a )ood thin) to build castle walls out o*.
Fuck you! )lown 3. #phrase% 2 Rob slang punchline to a ver$ lon), bad /oke. =sed to re*er to a
lame comeback. 0ometimes used as a lame comeback.
0all 3. #n.% an online C59, takin) place onda$ ni)hts 2. #v.% pla$in) one!s character on the
Hall. usa)eA -Don!t bother me, ,!m Hallin).. -&re $ou )oin) to Hall toni)ht@.
0arr 0arr 3. #phrase% (att slang 2 an$ mock2viscious attack, in which case the victim is both
unhurt and unimpressed.
0eat-seeking 3asers 3. #n.% KT slang 2 an$ stupid idea, usuall$ in )amin). o*ten accompanied
b$ phrases such as -4oooh, look, ,!m a heat2source. +&(98.
0it it with the 4ock/ 3. #phrase% +th !ea !lang 2 to attack a bad )u$.
5 could eat 3. #phrase% 2 Kevin slang an indication that *ood sources are ver$ low. &n individual
who -could eat. is usuall$ dan)erous. 0ee also -Keep hands and *eet awa$ *rom *ood intake
ori*ice..
5 have eet 3. #phrase% 2 Colleen slang an indication o* inebriation, usuall$ with the inebriated
individual li*tin) the *eet to show them o**. 4*ten results in *allin) down.
5 guess you let your blank in your other blank 3. #phrase% 2 (att slang =sed to re*er to
in*ormation in a )ame that a character has no wa$ o* knowin), especiall$ in terms o* technical
advancements. 16ampleA -How old is this )oblet@. -, don!t know +raz, , )uess $ou le*t $our
carbon datin) machine in $our other kilt8.
5ssues 3. #n.% 2 Gate$ay slang a ver$ stupid computer problem. 0olutions to issues involve
plu))in) in ke$boards, turnin) on the power, unplu))in) the sur)e supressor *rom itsel*, and
other simple solves. !ee also Clients. 2. #n.% 2 Li and KT slang an$ past event which adversel$
a**ects an individual!s abilit$ to cope with a current crises. 16ampleA +ecause o* bein) stood up
*or a date once, Jack has issues with bein) on time.
5ts a cereal joke 3. #phrase% 2 Bra slang punchline to a ver$ ver$ ver$ lon) bad /oke. 4*ten
used to re*er to lon), bad /okes.
5ts )olleen 3. #phrase% 2 used to e6plain an$ peculiar and ine6plicable actions b$ ?olleen.
6e will a"ologi'e 3. #phrase% 2 even when it!s all att!s *ault.
6eremy (oint 3. #n.% 2 mana)in) to sa$ )oodb$e to Jerem$ be*ore he leaves the chat channel will
earn $ou one.
3etovers! whatre those, 3. #phrase% 2 Bra slang an indication that there was not enou)h
*ood provided.
7ee" hands and eet away rom ood intake oriice 3. #phrase% 2 Bra slang a warnin), notin)
that an individual is e6cessivel$ hun)r$ and ma$ not notice that the$ are in/estin) non2*ood
ob/ects, such as napkins, *orks, human bod$ parts, and small *uzz$ mammals.
7ids 3. #n.% not $et, no. 2. #n.% Hall patrons who are $oun)er than the norm, usuall$ 3D to about
2< $ears, and not possessin) massive super powers. 0ee also 0emi2demi2)odl$
3ike women/ 3. #phrase% 2 an order to retreat. ori)A :he$ ran screamin) into the hills like
women.
Major 0ealing &alisman 3. #n.% 2 a lar)e cat, used to )ive -healin). to an$one who was
depressed, mood$, cross, or otherwise not en/o$in) the moment. 0ee inor Healin) :alisman.
Make with the clicky 3. #imperitive% (att slang 2 to click on a link and read a web pa)e.
Malkavian (rank 89: 3. #phrase% 2 throw bleach on 9oths.
Minor 0ealing &alisman 3. #n.% 2 a small cat, used to )ive -healin). to an$one who was
depressed, mood$, cross, or otherwise not en/o$in) the moment. 1sp. in cases o* a botch. 0ee
a/or healin) :alisman and +otch.
Mongolian .eath ;irus 3. #n.% 2 "illiam and (ary slang an$ o* a variet$ o* nast$ illnesses
which are hi)hl$ conta)ious and result in missed classes or work.
Moose Bites can #e "retty nasti 3. #phrase% 2 (onthy ,ython ,hrase an$ small bit o* useless
trivia. 2. #phrase% 2 a reoccurin), add2on /oke, where each person is re;uired to ;uote a di**erent
part o* the /oke, not necessaril$ in order. :he person responsible *or writin) this entr$ has been
sacked. & moose once bit m$ sister. :he person responsible *or sackin) the person who wrote
this entr$ has been sacked.
Moose 3i"s 3. #phrase% 2 Kevin slang +rontosauruses had them.
Mooselookmeguntick 3. #n.% 2 Kevin slang punchline to a ver$ lon), bad /oke. 4*ten repeated
when there is nothin) else to sa$ in a conversation. 0ee also -"uck $ou ?lown. and -,t!s a cereal
/oke..
Mundanes 3. #n.% 2 usuall$ dero)ator$ people who are not interested in science *iction, *antas$
or role2pla$in). 1speciall$ these people who do not understand that other people have those
interests. -$ mom thinks DED is satanic. 0he!s so mundane.. 0ee also (ormals
$eed the *ood 3. #phrase% (att and KT slang 9et o** the cross, $ou mart$r. Be need the wood.
$eothing 3. #n.% (att slang 2 an$thin) havin) to do with or related to (eopets and there*ore o*
limited use and importance.
$icky the )him" 3. #n.% 2 Colleen slang an$ male with premature e/aculation problems or
otherwise an un*ul*illin) se6ual partner. =sed primaril$ b$ women. 4ri)A (ick$ the ?himp was
an anthropolo)$ *ilm in which (ick$ mates. &nd it!s over.
$ormals 3. #n.% 2 usuall$ dero)ator$ people who are not interested in science *iction, *antas$ or
role2pla$in). -,!m )oin) to Dominate the woman and drink three points.. -+e ;uiet, $ou!re
scarin) the normals.. 0ee also undanes
O" 3. #n.% 2 a channel operator. 2. #v.% the act o* makin) someone a channel operator. 0ee also
opless.
O"less 3. #ad/% 2 a channel without a channel operator.
Ostertag Syndrome 3. #n.% 2 Tom slang medical condition involvin) bein) in*atuated with an
actor or actress. 0ee also -&dvanced 4sterta) s$ndrome..
(eer 3. #v.% KT and Li slang Bhat are $ou doin) over there@
(enguin 3. #n.% 2 (o thanks, , alread$ have one.
(e""eroni (i''a *all"a"er 3. #ad/.% 2 an$ movie with a hi)h bod$ count, usuall$ involvin)
massive amounts o* bullets. 0ee also -?hunk$ 0alsa ?arpet..
(o" 3. #v.% )oes the weasel.
(udgem udgem kittum 3. #n.% 2 a chocolate 9ar*ield, usuall$ *ound in stores around 1aster.
(ot to be con*used with -5ud)em *uzzem kittum..
(udgem u''em kittum 3. #n.% 2 a particularl$ lar)e or overwei)ht cat. used a**ectionatel$. (ot
to be con*used with -5ud)em *ud)em kittum..
<rents 3. #n.% 2 "illiam and (ary college slang parents. also, Frental units
4ule => 3. #phrase% 'eff slang 2 the inevitable circumstances occurin) when someone should
have seen a movie, read a book, heard a son) or otherwise have been e6posed to a piece o* media
in order *or a /oke to be *unn$. :hose circumstances bein), the$ haven!t.
4ule ?> 3. #phrase% 2 Colleen slang 1ver$thin) is att!s *ault. &n e6planation *or an$ anno$in)
circumstance, event, or occurance which cannot be convenientl$ blamed on an$thin) else.
4un Away/ 3. #phrase% 2 (onthy ,ython phrase order to retreat, usuall$ in a panicked voice.
Schlork 2 3 #ad/% 2 the sound o* removin) one!s tentacle *rom someone else!s brain. 0ee also
:entacle.
Scrunchie 3. #n.% 2 a lar)e hair band, usuall$ used b$ women with lon) hair to hold back their
pon$tails. uch more ornamental than a +id)ie.
Scum! the 3G #n.% (att slang 2 a )roup o* Hall characters who do not actuall$ patronize the Hall
because, well, the$!re scum.
See this Bo@, 3. #phrase% (att slang ,t!s a ver$ cool, interestin) bo6. &nd what is inside it is
even cooler, but ,!m not )oin) to show it to $ou.
Semi-demi-godly 3. #n.% the -adult. Hall 5atrons who are )enerall$ considered be$ond the pale.
-& *ew dozen demons@ 5ah8. 0ee also Kids and 0cum.
Singe me 3. #phrase% 2 Blac- Company phrase =sed to indicate awareness o* lack o* enthusiasm.
*ull phrase 2 0in)e me to a crisp in the *ire o* $our enthusiasm
Skate#oard 3. #n.% 2 Rob slang a wa$ o* chan)in) the topic o* conversation. 4*ten embelished.
-?an , tell $ou about m$ colon test@. -Did , tell $ou , had a new skateboard@ Bith red and blue
wheels@. ore recent skateboards have been seen with warp nacelles and an invisible dwar* with
the Hope Diamond on them.
Snark 3. #ad/% 2 to make commentar$, usuall$ dero)ator$. 2. #v.% the act o* makin) dero)ator$
commentar$.
Sneaky 0idey Shit 3. #n.% an$ action b$ a pla$er which involves the split up o* the part$.
=suall$ the thie*. Bhich usuall$ results in a room*ul o* bored pla$ers while the 9 and thie*
work out the details. &lso used to re*er to deckin) or astral travel in 0hadowrun.
Snert 3. #v.% a noise made to indicate amusement
Star .ot 3. #n.% a )eneric an$thin). H. soda H.coldpill H.cute)u$
Stick Brigade 3. #n.% 2 &n$ person who has adopted a pol$theistic rel)ion temporaril$ or as a
-rebellion. decision. :hese individuals *re;uentl$ wear obvious s$mbols o* their new reli)ion in
such a wa$ as to make them ridiculous.
Stu"id! stu"id 3. #ad/.% 2 Bone slang *illed in with whatever anno$in) thin). ori)A 0tupid,
stupid rat creatures.
Sword o 3ogic! &he 3. #n.% 2 usuall$ used to impale onesel* on the sudden realization o* a
speaker that the$ have said somethin) incredibl$ stupid, as wa$ o* apolo)$. 5ardon me, ,!m
)oin) to impale m$sel* on the sword o* lo)ic now. usuall$ accompanied b$ appropriate )estures.
&3S 3. #acron$m% 2 :$pical Iocal 0ervice. :he state o* receivin) bad service *rom *ast *ood
stores, )rocer$ stores, and banks.
&acktacktack 3. #v.% KT slang 2 the act o* stabbin), or wantin) to stab several point$ thin)s into
someone or somethin) as an e6pression o* e6treme a))ravation. >oodoo dolls come to mind.
&entacle 3. #n.% 2 the invisible brain probe which allows $ou to sa$ e6actl$ the same thin) as
$our *riend at the same time. 0ee also shlork.
&erlink 3. #n.% 2 a cat named 0terlin). 2. #n.% an e6planation o* wh$ ones t$pin) has suddenl$
become weird, the act o* a cat steppin) on the ke$board.
&omato Sur"rise 3. #n.% 2 Carpenter family slang a *ood item, usuall$ not containin) tomatoes,
which does not have a proper name or is a surprise. esp. Donle$!s ,ce ?ream *lavor o* the da$ on
Bednesda$ or 0aturda$.
&ourons 3. #n.% 2 "illiamsburg area slang :ourist moron. &n$ non2local person who needs
constant directions. :endanc$ to ask idiotic ;uestions, esp. o* *irst2person reenactors.
&rou#lemaker 3 #n.% Kris slang a piece o* *ood which will almost certainl$ cause di**iculties in
the near *uture and so must be stolen, eaten and subdued be*ore this can occur. usa)eA -He$, that
was m$ pepperoni8. -7es, but it was a :roublemaker..
&wenty-ive cent tour 3. #n.% 2 the same as the nickle tour, onl$ with in*lation. 2. #n.% 2 the act o*
drivin) ver$ slowl$ throu)h some colonial area in order to see the si)hts, rather than *indin) a
parkin) space, usuall$ to the e6treme irritation o* locals. 0ee also -:ourons..
;owel Movement 3. #n.% (att slang an$ lon) strin) o* pol$s$llabic words spoken with a heav$
accent, usuall$ 0cottish. -& Fe)a!$ Findin! Fcontra!. transl. -& le)all$ bindin) contract..
*hen *e 3ast 3et Our Anot soB 5ntre"id 0eroes 3. #phrase% 2 KT !lang the start to an$
)amin) session.
*oling out 3. #v.% 2 the act o* becomin) a ?rinos *orm werewol*. 2. #v.% 2 losin) ones temper in
an e6ceedin)l$ irrational manner, usuall$ over somethin) stupid.
Catnu"/ 3. #n.% 2 an e6clamation a*ter an individual has made a ver$ bad pun. ori)A punta6
backwards
%ou dont know! do you, 3. #phrase% 2 KT slang usuall$ accompanied with )estures as
thou)h pointin) to the words on a blackboard 2 the answer to an$ ;uestion in which $ou have no
wa$ to discover the answer, usuall$ in re*erence to a )amin) ;uestion. -Bhat are the bad )u$s
plannin)@. -7ou don!t know, do $ou@.
Dot them all dead with lightning 3. #phrase% 2 )ood advice *or $oun) )ods re)ardin)
disobedient *ollowers.