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yourmumratesme_ 389 points 3d
I liked the pretty pictures. It made the jokes more interesting!
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___thestig___ 33 points 3d
YOU
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yourmumratesme_ 133 points 3d
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largefoots 560 points 3d
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
kamouille 41 points 3d
That's the comment I was looking for :)
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davidkepplinger 14 points 3d
That one is better than the OP itself
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Arsaja 161 points 3d
Can anyone explain the Banach-Tarski one? Not for me for uhhh.... friend...
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de_mil 113 points 3d
The Banach-tarski theorem stand that there is a way to divide a ball in a finite amount of subsets, then rotate and translate them
and optain two perfect balls, each one of the exact same size as the first one. It's one of the many choice axiom related paradox.
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ronthemon 9 points 3d
Only one I didn't get as well. I'll Google it and present my findings brb.
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no_clue 96 points 3d
SURREALIST painted weird pitcures where a fish screwing a light bulb would be normal 1024 MB = 1 GB (gig) Helium is a noble
gas which don't react with any other gas Charlotte Bronte created a character Eyre in the same called book 0K = apsolute zero
(kelvin) Marx sad that while there are class there can't be peace (utopia) Mobius strip is a "one sided strip" [google pitcures]
Oedipus complex (being attractes to your mother) + time machine=weird incest
no_clue 60 points 3d
Polyphemus was tricked by Odyseuss who sad that he is Nobody. Later Poly sad that he was attacked by Nobody so everyone
thought he was crazy Schrodinger's cat that is dead and alive in the same moment
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thought he was crazy Schrodinger's cat that is dead and alive in the same moment
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swatteamexit 1 point 2d
Moranic: this is just how it is supposed to be but nobody uses this system
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amp_buttnoise 56 points 3d
Well, wouldnt call them jokes.. As non of them are funny. A riddle is probably more suiting..
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romopijo 127 points 3d
I found them funny
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de_mil 19 points 3d
Well, some of them were funny the first time. Not the 73th. Also, *none
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justin_babber 66 points 3d
If these jokes are super intelligent, then I'm Einstein.
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romopijo 74 points 3d
No, you are Justin Babber
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tyr888 13 points 3d
i love your music
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carpofdoom 30 points 3d
im stupid and i get these...
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romopijo 73 points 3d
than you are not stupid, stupid
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ssejllenrad 90 points 3d
Stop telling the stupid man that he ain't stupid. He knows he's stupid and he doesn't need anyone to tell him otherwise. He's not
stupid, you know.
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dd123123 29 points 3d
The Oedipus one feels so wrong and I feel so bad for laughing about it.
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cesarion 15 points 3d
the newborn from you and your mother will not be you, but someone else, therefore, invade southkorea.
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gianoria7 14 points 3d
Go say that to Fry
gublaman 15 points 3d
Super intellectual? Really?
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Thjake 13 points 2d
In America, it is.
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benang 1 point 12h
So Gaben.... Half Life 3, when ?
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bigsoul 2 points 3d
I didn't get the extrapolation thing , the banach-tarski thing , and the chicken thing . Needless to say that I need you , captain !
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gianoria7 12 points 3d
Extrapolation: the ability to find information when you don't have them. Here, they only gave you a part of the answer.
a strip that only has one single face. Banach-Tarski: The paradox of Banach-Tarski says that if you take a sphere of space and cut
it into several pieces, it's possible to reassemble them into two spheres similar to the original, with the exception of a translation.
*Fly away while walking away while not moving*
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bigsoul 3d
thanks captain !
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