What would happen if the groundhog came today? it is just the first you know would winter come, or would it go? would spring hasten on its way? What would happen? if something should upset his schedule, and he didn"t come out to see his shadow? Poor old groundhog. Age 9 - my first poem. It earned an Outstanding Minus (O+) rating. The minus was for incorrect punctuation.
What would happen if the groundhog came today? it is just the first you know would winter come, or would it go? would spring hasten on its way? What would happen? if something should upset his schedule, and he didn"t come out to see his shadow? Poor old groundhog. Age 9 - my first poem. It earned an Outstanding Minus (O+) rating. The minus was for incorrect punctuation.
What would happen if the groundhog came today? it is just the first you know would winter come, or would it go? would spring hasten on its way? What would happen? if something should upset his schedule, and he didn"t come out to see his shadow? Poor old groundhog. Age 9 - my first poem. It earned an Outstanding Minus (O+) rating. The minus was for incorrect punctuation.
What would Happen? History Lessons Good Manners Leonards Nightmare Square Dancing on the Hill The Lonely Loon Comeback of a Clown Never Fall For a Porcupine
Teen Tips
What would Happen?
What would happen tell me pray If the groundhog came today? It is just the first you know Would winter come, or would it go? Would spring hasten on its way? What would happen?
What if he would come the third? That is something quite absurd, The weather might be, oh, so bleak And hed go to bed for a long six weeks. But if the sun were shining bright What would happen?
If something should upset his schedule, And he didnt come out to see his shadow? Ground Hog Day would be disrupted. Everything quite interrupted. What would happen if that would happen? Poor old groundhog.
Age 9 My first poem. It earned an Outstanding Minus (O+) rating. The minus was for incorrect punctuation.
History Lessons
When reading about history We sometimes think its dry To learn how our ancestors Taught airplanes how to fly.
And how they caught the lightning bugs And caged them up in glass So we could have the lectric lights To see in History Class.
And how they looked for many years To find those little men That fit inside the radio; For history again.
But then I think when Ive been gone For quite a long, long while If I could see my great-grandchildren I would really have to smile.
If I could see their faces With that cute disgusted look, When they read bout us kids doings In their modern History book.
Good Manners
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Leonards Nightmare
I dreamed a great big Apple Pie
With eyes and mouth and nose
And arms and legs was chasing me
And caught me by the toes.
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Square Dancing on the Hill
Max is the youngest square dance caller In the Town of Chance He started out by watching When his folks went to a dance
He listened, learned and practiced When no one was at home With a borrowed square dance record And a little microphone.
When he thought that he was ready As ready as could be He called his friends to join him For a square dance jamboree
They started in the basement Where he showed them all their places Then he turned the music on And put them through the paces.
They soon learned how to dosido And promenade the ring Chain across and make a star Left allemande and swing.
The kids were having so much fun They began to whoop and roar And soon the noise was plainly heard Up to the second floor.
Then Max heard his mothers voice Please go outside and play What are you doing in the house On such a sunny day?
Max took the tape recorder And his little microphone And they all gathered in the yard Of Maxs hillside home.
Max climbed upon a handy stump And looked up at the hill Theres a way to do this, he exclaimed\ If you guys have the will.
Come on, he said, lets square em up We can do this if we try And he began to call a dance Beneath the clear blue sky.
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All join hands and circle left Go all around the square Some go up and some go down And some go everywhere
Head two ladies chain across Just send her high or low Turn around and send her back Dont let her stub a toe.
Side two ladies, do the same Guys send your gal across Turn around and send em back Show them whos the boss.
Allemande your corner girl, Then dosido your own If youre down you must go up If up, you must go down.
Soon the neighbors heard the noise And came outside to see what the excitement was about and soon joined in the glee.
Now folks come over once a week And things are never still When Max begins to call for The square dance on the hill.
The Lonely Loon
A lonely loon was swimming along And as she swam she crooned a song She would drift back and forth From the south to the north With her head bowed down low Did she search for a beau?
She was lovely, that loon All alone neath the moon Swimming alone, all alone
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I could hardly pretend, That Id be her friend Cause Im just a lone abalone.
One day, along came another lone loon. Swimming alone upon the lagoon He soon saw a lady loon floating by It was nearly high tide So he rushed to her side Said You look like youre going to cry.
Im alone and lonely; theres just me only I would certainly welcome a friend Said he with a smile, we can drift for awhile But there is no need to pretend If youll be my bride, Ill stay by your side And well never be lonely again.
Never Fall For a Porcupine
I love my mate, hes really great Although hes sometimes prickly And when he gets his dander up Youd better move on quickly He can be gentle as a lamb;
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And usually quite benign. Unless hes mad; then dont forget That hes a porcupine.
Youll find that my true love is sweet Though I dont like to brag. He wears his colors proudly And loves to fly his flag. Hes quick to defend his property And he has a lot of spunk; But be careful not to frighten him After all he is a skunk.
My spouse is such a charmer He sits upon a lily And begs the ladies for a kiss Well doesnt he look silly? If they believe he is a prince Theyre in for a surprise Hes just a great big bull frog Not royalty in disguise.
My love is fond of formal wear And loves to strut his stuff
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Im always proud to walk with him I just cant get enough Sometimes I think he doesnt care Then much to my chagrin He lays a pebble at my feet To show hes my Penguin.
Comeback of a Clown
There once was a clown in the days of old, And this is the way his storys been told. His name was Pepito, he could do lots of tricks And the children that watched him sure got lots of kicks. He was the most famous clown in the whole world around For there wasnt a better one to be found But when the war started Pepito, you see, Said since this worlds been so good to me Im leaving the circus and joining the army The enemy will have a hard time to disarm me No amount of coaxing would change the clowns mind He joined in the army to help all mankind.
So the days and the weeks and the months passed away With no word from Pepito, the clown once so gay
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We finally heard from the world famous clown He was lying in a hospital in a foreign town. His sight was gone, he was totally blind And buried deep in Pepitos mind Was a picture so gruesome, a bomb from the skies Had shattered the sight from his once alert eyes. Except for that instant his mind was erased His faith too was lost in the ruins of disgrace. So two men decided to get him to act To bring back to him the faith that he lacked
One day they visited Pepitos room. The ex-clown was moody and steeped in gloom. Introductions didnt do very much good Pepito still looked like a man made of wood. The younger man spoke then, and heres what he said My dad was a good man, though now he is dead. He took me one night to see a great show The performer was one everybody should know Performing that night was Pepito the great Known through every town, village and state It was that night that I made up my mind Id be an actor and act for mankind.
Yes, I remember well, Pepito sighed Oh, is this him dad, a tiny voice cried. The Mr. Pepito, you mentioned today. And who is this, they heard the clown say Its my son, Chunky, the man spoke once more. Hes heard me talk of you often before. He said Mr. Pepito, the clown stammered low Just like the children at my very last show Ah how they laughed, I shall never forget I see their faces in memory yet. Please, do your act for me, Chunky pleaded This was the chance the two men needed
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Well get your clown suit and make-up and things Can you perform without any rings? The clown said he would for the childs delight So he acted again though he had lost his sight And billboards and newspapers soon proclaimed That the circus was starring Pepito the famed But hed be surprised if he could but know That Chunky was a dummy and was used in a show. Pepito recovered the faith that he lacked With the help of a dummy and ventriloquist act.
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Teen Tips
Are you the belle of the ball Or a flower on the wall? Or are you just a simple stay-at-home? Its no secret I will tell; You all could be a bell. But you must use the hidden features that you own.
Now your hair is beauty plus And it isnt too much fuss To comb your hair and brush it every night. Then take a little care with the style of your hair And choose one that will suit your face just right.
Now your face is next in line. You use makeup? Thats just fine. If you know the art of making up your face. Study it a little more. Its all in beauty lore To use makeup if its in the proper place