PART 1

SMS JOKE 1

Do not postpone today’s work for tomorrow …..

U can also do it
Day after tomorrow.
So enjoy life..!!
Great people think great!

SMS JOKE 2

1 man wanted to get married

He gave an add in a news paper

“WIFE WANTED”

Next day he received 1000s of letters saying

“PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE”

SMS JOKE 3

Shakespeare said
…

Nothing to me
Did he say something to U?
SMS JOKE 4

As a friend
I asked U stone
U gave me statue
I asked U leaf
U gave me a flower
I asked Ur kerchief
For my tears
But U gave Ur hand
Really
U
R

Deaf..!!
SMS JOKE 5

My life story
..

..
INTERVAL
..

..
THE END

Full and full suspense

Dnt tell any1 OK?......Even
If they beat U
U don’t OK?

SMS JOKE 6

100s of years have passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Billions of formulae made,

But still..,

X is unknown
&
XXX is well known!
SMS JOKE 7

Read this fast.

Coffee Coffee Coffee

Coffee Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee Coffee

OK congrats.

U r selected to work
in the ‘railway station’

SMS JOKE 8

A sardar puts his pencil

into a horlicks bottle.
Do U know Y?

To make d pencil taller stronger & sharper…

He is very intelligent like U….

SMS JOKE 9

Women live better, longer & lead peaceful life,

Answer:

Very simple.
Women don’t have wife

SMS JOKE 10

I think I’m disturbing U always.

Sorry this is my last msg &
I’ll nvr msg U any more.
Good bye

Never expect this from me

I’m born 2 disturb U 4ever!!!

SMS JOKE 11

Two sardar in museum looking at

Egyptian mummy

Sardar 1: look so many bandages.

Pakka accident case.
Sardar 2:ya ya ..Lorry number
Also written
B.C 1760

SMS JOKE 12

Sardar goes to petrol bunk,

Reads notice:

DON’T USE MOBILE PHONE HERE.

He calls every one & says

DON’T CALL ME
I am at petrol bunk.

SMS JOKE 13

Some idiots say

“Behind every successful man,
There is a woman”
But nobody knows the fact that
‘Women go behind successful men’
SMS JOKE 14

There is always a board:

“DRIVE SLOWLY”
Near schools.
But no board near girl’s college.

U know Y

Bcoz

‘VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GO SLOW

THERE’

SMS JOKE 15

“TRUE FACTS”
 There is no volcano in India.
 No theatres in Bhutan.
 No rain at day time in Nepal.
 No coconut trees in UP.
 No rivers in Arabia.
 No trees in Antarctica.
 No snakes in Hawaii island.
 No mosquitoes in France.
 No brain in Ur head.
SMS JOKE 16

LOVE STORY OF A DOCTOR

I was in 12th
She was in 12th

I got MBBS
She got Bsc

I was doing MBBS

She got Msc

I was doing MBBS

She got a Phd

I completed MBBS.
She got a Doctorate.

She got married .

I was preparing for PG entrance

She is the mother of two children,

I am doing my MS

Her child is in 1st std

I completed MS.

Her son passed 10th

I hv opened my clinic.
The greatest irony-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT!
&
Today is her tubectomy

SMS JOKE 17

Why boys go to temple..?

Because temple is the only place

Where U can find

Pooja
Deepa
Aarthi
Archana
Aradhana
Jothi
etc.,
God is great
SMS JOKE 18

What is the difference between

Complete & finished?

If U find a good wife U R complete

Otherwise
U R finished

SMS JOKE 19

Fact of life
One women brings U
Into this world crying
And the other ensures U
Continue to do so
For the rest of Ur life

SMS JOKE 20

Mahesh : Dr please give me a

sleeping pill for my wife

Doctor : But U had taken 1 just yesterday.

Mahesh :Yeah she has just woken up.

SMS JOKE 21

Tension: when wife is pregnant.

Terror: when girl friend is pregnant..
Horror: when both are pregnant …
Tragedy: when U R not responsible for both..

SMS JOKE 22

1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelerator
1 ear listening songs
1 ear on mobile
1 leg on gear &
Other on brake &
Eyes on girls

What a multi talented Indian Boys…

SMS JOKE 23

HEALTH TIPS
Don’t eat maggi, panipuri,pizza fried rice
Chocolates ice creams & cakes
Because it will cause stomach pain
When U eat WITHOUT ME
SMS JOKE 24

Nurse 1: Yesterday my husband saw my love letter

Which is given by our doctor?

Nurse 2: Then what happened?

Nurse 1: My husband took that

Letter to the shop & brought tablets.

SMS JOKE 25

WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF FASHION?

1. Fashion?
lungi with a zip

2. Laziness?
Asking lift for morning walk

3. Craziness?
Get blank paper Xerox.

4. Honesty?
Pregnant women taking two tickets

5. De-hydration?
Cow giving milk powder.

6. Hope?
A 99 year old women going for RC to get life
time incoming….
THE END