Phoenix Rising

By
420blazeitfaggot

INT. BARRACKS - DUSK

We see a muscular man, MALEEK, grab a skinny man, TIEN, by
the scruff of his shirt and drag him off his cot. MALEEK
slugs him across the jaw.
MALEEK
Cunt. Where is he?!
TIEN spits blood on MALEEKs face. MALEEK punches him again.
TIEN
You shouldnt punch people with
cancer, you bully. Im reporting
you.
MALEEK
Then you shouldnt spit your
AIDS-infested blood on people! Tell
me where Nero is!
TIEN
Why would I know?
MALEEK lets TIEN go, shaking his head and standing back up.
MALEEK
Useless shit.
MALEEK walks away. TIEN chuckles. A hermaphrodite with a
broad chin like Jay Lenos walks in to see TIEN with bruises
and blood specks on his shirt. This tarp is LUCID.
LUCID
Oh my god! Are you okay baby?!
LUCID tends to Tiens injuries.
TIEN
Im good. Guy just thinks hes some
big shot hero. I got someone for
him.
LUCID
Kirby?
TIEN
Nah, shes too nice. I know just
the guy.
Tien has a smug smirk. Lucid continues comforting and
cuddling him.

2.

INT. BARRACKS - NIGHT

MALEEK is storming down a hallway. A paraplegic wheels
himself out of a room to put himself in Maleeks way. This
twig of a man is DC. Maleek stops just in front of him.
MALEEK
Move.
DC
You wont find Nero here. Hes
gone.
MALEEK
Is that so?
DC intertwines his fingers in front of himself, playing the
mastermind part rather poorly given his condition.
DC
You have two choices here. Leave,
or Ill kill you. You know I can do
it. I give this ultimatum to
everyone I meet, no matter the
situation. Its good character.
Maleek bursts out into laughter.
MALEEK
Really? Oh, okay son. Dont strain
too much trying while I walk away.
You swear youre a hitman but the
only thing you can hit is a wall in
that wheelchair bruh.
DC
(Almost crying)
Dont fuck with me...Im serious.
Maleek waves DC off and walks away. DC wheels himself back
into his room.
MENS BATHROOM - LATER
A negro by the name of DEEK is shaving in the mirror.
Someone is in one of the stalls with the door shut. The
UNKNOWN MAN begins a wheezy laughter. Small farts can be
heard but the laughter almost covers it. Almost.
DEEK
You good in there bruh?

(CONTINUED)

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3.
UNKNOWN MAN
Yeah man...

UNKNOWN MAN goes quiet as someone else walks in. A woman

whos obviously in the wrong place. DEEK looks over at GEO
while rinsing his face off.
DEEK
Uhh...do you know where you at?
GEO
I just had to see you, daddy.
DEEK
Chill out before Tru or Kirby catch
us. You gotta be ghost, girl.
GEO
I know but...just one more time and
Ill leave you alone today. My man
aint satisfying me.
DEEK scratches his neck and smiles, turning to face GEO.
DEEK
Alright...get it done hoe.
GEO smirks, then gets down to her knees. She unzips DEEKs
pants and begins fellatio.
DEEK
Damn...swear you on point girl.
A tall man walks into the bathroom and stops behind GEO.
DEEK looks shocked. This man is TRU. GEO turns around
wide-eyed.
GEO
Oh! H-hey bae! I didnt uhTRU
The fuck?! Bitch...I knew something
was up! You done, bitch...you done.
Yall both are done!
TRU grabs GEO and shoves her into the closed stall, barging
the door open. He closes it after pushing her in, and locks
it. GEO SCREAMS as more wheezy laughter and farts sound from
inside the stall. TRU comes at DEEK.
DEEK
Chill out bruh! You cant turn a
hoe into a housewife! It aint my
fault!
(CONTINUED)

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4.

TRU
Fuck up.
DEEK and TRU get into a scuffle. A mirror SHATTERS as Tru
misses a punch at Deek. Deek tackles Tru into a sink.
Tru slams Deeks head into the faucet. Deek knees Tru in the
gut then throws him across the floor.
MALEEK enters.
MALEEK
The fuck is going on?
DEEK
Bruh this dude wildin for no
reason. I think he...man, he gotta
go. He tweakin. We gotta take him
out.
GEOs screams are silenced. A few wheezy chuckles and farts
linger after. MALEEK nods in agreement to DEEK, and takes
his side. TRU slides himself back until his back touches a
wall.
TRU
Man, you dont even know what he
did Maleek! You cant just take his
side! He grimey, I swear! My girl
is not a hoe bruh! All fourteen of
those kids are mine! I dont need
no DNA test to know that! On
everything!
Maleek doesnt listen. Both him and Deek begin stomping out
Tru violently. Trus head cracks against the tile multiple
times, killing him. Deek bumps fists with Maleek, then picks
Trus pockets.
MALEEK
You seen Nero around? Been lookin
for him.
DEEK
Nah. But if Kirby ask about Geo,
say her grandma died and she went
to the funeral.
MALEEK
Alright.

5.

Maleek walks out, leaving Deek to dispose of the body. There

is no sound from inside the stall anymore. Deek looks
puzzled, then shakes his head and drags the corpse out of
the bathroom.
LONG HALLWAY
Deek is dragging Trus body out of the bathroom. A woman
clad in all black leather is walking down the hallway in red
bottom high heels. She stops after seeing Deek and the body.
This woman is KIRBY.
KIRBY
...What the fuck, Deek?
Deek drops the body and shrugs.
DEEK
Found em like that, I swear. I was
just about to come get you. I aint
have nothin to do with this.
KIRBY
Wheres Geo? That bitch is always
late on her payments. Useless ass
thot.
DEEK
Dunno.
Deek picks the body back up to drag off. KIRBY shakes her
head and keeps walking. A door opens to the left and a
sleazy greasy man walks out, closing it behind him. This man
is TAIRN.
TAIRN
Oh hey Kirby! How you doin girl?
KIRBY
Im good. Just lookin for Geo
airhead ass.
TAIRN
Aye, same here. That airhead is the
best head, yknow.
Kirby shakes her head.
KIRBY
I guess. I had better, but shes
all we got around here these days.

(CONTINUED)

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6.

TAIRN
Yeah, its sad- but hey! I got some
more of that fire if you need it.
KIRBY
Finally. Ill meet you in a sec.
Gotta talk to a few people.
We see an ASS SHOT of Kirby walking away in her tight
leather suit. TAIRN is staring hard for a moment, then walks
in the opposite direction as Kirby.
MEDICAL BAY - DAY
Tien sits on a hospital bed with an IV attached to him. DC
rolls up to the foot of his bed, head cocked to the side
like Stephen Hawking.
TIEN
You got em last night?
DC
No.
TIEN
What the hell man? Why not?
DC
I changed my mind.
TIEN
I thought you were supposed to be
the dude with the biggest gun
around here. You talked a whole lot
of shit about how good of a hitman
you were, and I bought into it. You
got the money, do your damn job!
DC
I cant...I know I said I could,
but I really cant.
TIEN
Jesus fuck, man...Ill do it
myself. Im a guy with cancer that
has to harvest his kids organs to
survive, and Im still more useful
than you...pretentious cunt.
DC
Why is everyone against me? I
didnt do anything wrong. You can
do it yourself then since Im
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)

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7.

DC (contd)
apparently not good enough for you.
Youll never do it as good as I
could, idiot.
TIEN
I want my money back then.
DC
No.
DC rolls away on that note. Tien shakes his head.
PSYCH WARD - LATER
There is a short, gremlin-like person in the corner of a
solitary confinement room. It seems to be struggling to get
out of a straight jacket. MALEEK and a doctor, ZERU are
looking through bullet-proof glass into the room.
MALEEK
So this is her?...Thats a her,
right?
ZERU
Apparently. We still dont know.
MALEEK
Alright...whats the breakdown?
ZERU
Emotional instability, prone to
self-harm and suicide attempts,
aggressive to everyone in contact.
She tries to bite the groins of
orderlies.
MALEEK
Name?
ZERU
She goes by Launch.
MALEEK
So she was the last person to see
him?
ZERU
Apparently so. Were not sure if
Nero caused this condition or if
she already had it.

(CONTINUED)

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8.

MALEEK
You sure Nero could do something
like this to a person? I
mean...maybe you did it. I know how
you get down.
ZERU
I have no clue what youre talking
about, sir. Im a professional.
TIEN walks into the observing room, shocked to see Maleek.
TIEN
The hell are you doing here?
MALEEK
Still trying to find Nero, dumbass.
Why are you here?
TIEN
...Just get out. She doesnt know
where he is.
MALEEK
Nah bruh, why you here?
TIEN
Thats my wife in that room. I have
a right to be here.
MALEEK
What about Lucid doe? So you just
roll with the worst hoes around
here, huh?
TIEN
You shouldnt insult women like
that. You need to respect them
regardless of how they look. I love
them both equally and intend to
have many kids with them so when
these tumors flare up I got
replacement organs on deck.
Maleek throws his hands up and goes to leave.
MALEEK
Done. Im just done.

9.
MENS BATHROOM - LATER
The closed stall finally opens after a whole day, revealing
GEO with her head in the toilet and posterior propped up.
Her anus is hanging out as if pulled out from the inside. A
plump ginger-haired man comes out to wash his hands while
checking himself out in the mirror. He wheezes with laughter
as he does so.
NERO
Dumb cunt.
BEDROOM - NIGHT
A man is tied to a large bed, mouth gagged and naked. This
man is ZERU. KIRBY, wearing her usual leather skin-tight
jumpsuit, stands at the foot of the bed with a whip in hand.
Bags of TAIRNs weed are scattered on a table.
KIRBY
Youve been a bad boy, Zeru.
ZERU nods his head eagerly a few times. He has indeed been
bad. Kirby cracks the whip next to her.
KIRBY
Ten lashes, then you can get it all
night.
Kirby CRACKS the whip at Zerus torso. His SCREAM is muffled
by the gag.
SMASH CUT TO:
LUNCHROOM - DAY
We see everyone gathered in the cafeteria. Some sitting at
tables, some in line getting lunch. NERO is sitting at a
table alone, staring out a window longingly. MALEEK sits his
tray on the table and sits across from him.
MALEEK
You know how fuckin long Ive been
looking for you? I thought you went
missing mate.
NERO
Nah, was just doin some stuff. Im
prepared now though. We got this.
MALEEK
Alright. Tiens got DC, and who
knows who else. We gotta be ready
and come at them hard.
(CONTINUED)

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10.

NERO
Yeah. Ill have em all lookin
like Geo when were done with em.
A scuffle can be heard in the background. DEEK is stabbing
another guy with a butter knife repeatedly. The person
getting stabbed is known by USE.
MALEEK
Really Deek? I swear man...
DEEK
Nigga thought he could take my
cinnamon apple and get away with
it.
USE
I swear...Imma get revenge.
Medics come out to escort USE to the medical bay. Deek runs
out the cafeteria before guards arrive. A squad barges
through the door with the WARDEN. The WARDEN is a stern,
fat, greasy man known as ARCH.
ARCH
There better be a good reason for
me having to get off my lazy ass
and actually do something.
Everyone falls silent and looks away.
MALEEK
(whispering to Nero)
When was the last time we saw this
guy?
Nero shrugs.
ARCH looks around the room, then turns around to head back
to his office. He didnt do anything after all, yet again.
Maleek leans in closer to Nero.
MALEEK
We gotta keep an eye out. Its
gonna get real when everyone gets
in here.
Nero nods. The two look around the cafeteria.
TIEN and DC enter, getting into the lunch line. DEEK
re-enters soon after. More people begin to flood in.

(CONTINUED)

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11.

Among these people are TOJI, GAUGE, NEVETS, KIRBY, ZERU,

TAIRN, CHEGWEG, GINSENG, and LUCID.
Tension fills the air as Maleek locks eyes with Tien for a
few moments.
MALEEK
(to Nero)
Wait a minute...we gonna see who
makes the first move.
Nero is too busy trying to figure out whether Lucid is a man
or woman.
Nearly everyone takes their seats to feast. The situation
changes when CHEGWEG sits down - the cafeteria rumbles and
glass SHATTERS.
DC wheels himself over to Chegweg and stabs her multiple
times in her folds of lard. It seems ineffective. He stabs
her eye, and she falls over dead. She HORKS like a walrus as
she dies.
NEVETS rushes to his wifes aid, stabbing DC with a rusty
knife.
NEVETS
You cunt!
DC
Why did you stab me?! Youre not a
good character, Nevets. You never
have been. I was the star of this
story and you just ruined
everything! Fuck you!
NEVETS
No, fuck you. I might have wifed up
a fat ugly cunt, but at least I
dont cyber kids. What does DC even
stand for anyway? Diddling
children?
DC throws a tantrum and flops out of his wheelchair. He
bangs his head on the hard floor, killing himself.
Everyone springs up and into action. It was a free for all.
DEEK runs up behind Nevets and shanks him multiple times.
NEVETS (CONT)
...Why?!

(CONTINUED)

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12.
DEEK
Cause I dont give a fuck, nigga.

KIRBY uses her whip to lasso DEEKs neck and yank him away
from Nevets. Nevets DIES.
TAIRN runs up behind KIRBY and STABS her in the BUTTHOLE. He
STABS her again in the back.
KIRBY
Tairn?! Why?!
TAIRN
Thats for givin the booty to Zeru
instead of me. That loud wasnt for
free, bitch.
KIRBY DIES.
LUCID stays next to TIEN. TOJI and GAUGE jump GINSENG and
stomp him out. Ginseng DIES.
DEEK runs up behind TOJI and shanks his back repeatedly.
TOJI
What the fuck bruh?! I thought we
were cool?!
DEEK
Yeah, we was...but Im a fuck
nigga.
TOJI DIES. GAUGE runs from DEEK. NERO and MALEEK scatter
about the cafeteria, scuffling with others.
ZERU is drenching CHEGWEGs corpse in gravy like the pig she
is.
TAIRN makes a run for LUCID. TIEN gets between them,
scuffling with the man.
TIEN
Fuck off my woman!
TAIRN
On everything, Im rapin that dumb
bitch!
LAUNCH comes running into the scene, screaming like a
banshee. It trips the running GAUGE and pounces on him,
CLAWING him to death.
DEEK runs from LAUNCH in a full sprint.

(CONTINUED)

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13.

DEEK
Fuck that shit bruh.
MALEEK and NERO jump TIEN while he scuffles with TAIRN.
TAIRN gets to LUCID and rapes her violently. LUCID doesnt
even struggle. Soon enough, TAIRN feels a pain in his groin.
LUCID has teeth in her genitals. The tables have turned, and
LUCID is now raping TAIRN to death.
NERO smothers TIEN to death with his ass cheeks. TIEN feels
a fart go down his throat, and DIES. NERO wheezes with
laughter.
MALEEK shakes his head at the display, then rushes over to
STAB LUCID to death. He cringes at the leftovers of the rape
scene and TAIRNs dead body.
USE barges into the area with a shotgun in hand, and takes
aim at DEEK as he runs from LAUNCH. USE shoots DEEK square
in the chest. DEEK is bleeding out on the floor. USE stands
over him and squats.
USE
Dookie on yo chest, nigga.
USE DEFECATES on DEEKs chest. DEEK DIES.
LAUNCH violently PILLAGES USEs butthole after he defecates.
USE dies.
ZERU makes an escape from the cafeteria.
LAUNCH rampages her way to MALEEK, and BITES his groin.
MALEEK stabs her in the eye. LAUNCH DIES with MALEEKs
dismembered penis in her mouth.
MALEEK falls to the ground, slowly bleeding out. NERO runs
over to him and kneels next to him.
NERO
I dont think youll make it.
MALEEK
Im not...but we got em. We won.
Thats all that matters, yo.
NERO smiles.
MALEEK (CONT)
Dont let me go out like
this...make it quick.

(CONTINUED)

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14.

NERO
I got you man. Just close your
eyes.
MALEEK closes his eyes, then gets ass smothered by NERO.
MALEEK dies.
ARCH barges into cafeteria, gun pointed at NERO. He
witnesses the horror that NERO is committing, and SHOOTS him
in the back of the head. NERO DIES.
BISHAMON storms in after ARCH.
BISHAMON
You piece of shit! You cant do
anything right! I own this whole
place and hired you to do one job!
Look at this mess, you lazy fuck!
Look! You know what...youre fired.
Get out!
ARCH turns his gun on BISHAMON and executes him
ARCH
Its mine now, and I do what I
want. Now theres nobody that can
stop me from being a lazy fuck. Now
what, son?
ARCH sits down at a random table and pulls out his Nintendo
DS. He wouldnt ever get out of that seat again.
FADE TO BLACK