The lewes news- robin edition

dec edition

The Winter Festival Snowball fight!

Saturday 29 November 1462

Sussex's very own Avis Sharpe Has is hosting the next
snowball fight for the winter festival. This is a chance to
show the dominance over our enem- Ehem. Rivals. Come out
and support your county! Here are the rules.
Each county will begin the game with 50 snow balls. The
county with the least number of snow balls left at the start
of the new year will win bragging rights for the rest of the
year! you only have one throw a day.
-Robin The Brave Sir

Elections!

Saturday 29 November 1462

While we all Know who's really in charge in this great town
someone must be there to take the blame when things go
wrong. That is why we hold elections every month. We have
(Enter) Days until The next municipal election. Keep in mind
who you hate the most when voting. That way you can vote
for them. And Cast verbal stones at them for the rest of their
term, and perhaps even longer. The more who vote the
better off we are.
- Robin the Brave Sir

Quiet times in Lewes

Saturday 29 November 1462

With many citizens of Lewes out of town the taverns have found
themselves with less company. While we all await our comrades
return from there travels it only makes us appreciate each other
more. If a copy of this makes it out to those on their sea voyages or
merchant journeys Lewes wants you to know we miss you, and we
look forward to your return.
-Robin The Brave Sir

Sighted In Lewes!!
stay safe, travel with a friend.

The Lewes News- Robin Edition

Dec Edition

Local Teenagers Experiment, Fathers in

Grief
Saturday 29 November 1462
On the 14th of November the game started, a
game that has claimed many victims. That
games name?Truth Or Dare.

Peasants Demand Removal of the

Arena.
Saturday 29 November 1462

Raella hosted this game, she innocently

claimed it was because she "Would love A
chance to get to know some of you better, or
just have a bit of naughty but harmless fun".

Local peasants have banded together for one cause.

The demolishment of the Lewes Arena. They claim it
is hardly ever used, and the land could better be
used to expand their fields and produce. When I first
heard of this nonsense I responded without a grain of
salt. But upon digging into the story I saw that the
Arena hosts less duels then the average tavern in
Lewes.

We all know the real story behind it. This

controversial "Game" Has already started its
trend. And there have been many victims.

With the last duel held on May 31st 1462, More then
6 months ago, It is easy to see why they might be
upset.

There is no better example then Hunter of

A counter protest has been launched by some,
Bucks. The very owner of this newspaper who
perhaps they will make it a point to duel more often?
was made by "Innocent" Raella to open a
kissing booth. He is now forced to either lose
-Robin The Brave Sir
the dare or have his lips be taken advantage of
by old women and men alike.
I hope Lewes can take a look around and see
what is happening, Before its to late.
-Robin the Brave Sir

Shame on you