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Henri Da Gigglez: Leaving The Red Cross To Form New R&B Act
Henri Da Gigglez: Leaving The Red Cross To Form New R&B Act
HENRI
DA GIGGLEZ
SPOT THE
DIFFERENCE
Loads of flights
to exotic places
Thousands of trips
to the gym to get a
body like a ninja turtle
PLEASE SUPPORT
DRONE MAKIWA
Henrys stories
Chief execs anaconda on the loose in
Moorgate
Rumours of a giant snake lurking in the sixth floor
loos have been confirmed by British Red Cross
senior media officer, Steve Irwin.
Irwin claimed to have spotted the beast, believed
to belong to a former chief executive, several years
ago and had urged new recruits not to approach it.
One media officer, who asked not to be named,
felt it only fair to warn other national society
members of the danger when on a recent foreign
deployment.
I believe everything Irwin says 100 per cent so I
was quick to tell my colleagues from around the
world that it was well known our chief exec had a
massive anaconda and that it was so big, no hands
could hold it.
I warned them about that cross-dressing fella from
the third floor while I was at it.
Senior media officer captivated by ceiling
Outgoing news hero Henry Makiwa has confessed
to being so captivated by ceilings, the sky and
anything above chest-height that he struggles to
focus on two particular issues raised by colleagues
in International.
Its become a real problem, said Makiwa. One of
my colleagues had two major points to make but I
found myself staring upwards, unable to make eye
contact.
NOW
F**K OFF
HENRY :)