I'M WITH YOU

by Avril Lavigne
I'm standing on a bridge.
I'm waiting in the dark.
I _______________ that you'd be here by now.
There's nothing but the rain.
No footsteps on the _______________.
I'm listening but there's no _______________.
Isn't anyone trying to _______________ me?
Won't somebody come take me home?

I'M WITH YOU

by Avril Lavigne
I'm standing on a bridge.
I'm waiting in the dark.
I thought that you'd be here by now.
There's nothing but the rain.
No footsteps on the ground.
I'm listening but there's no sound.
Isn't anyone trying to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home?

It's a damn _______________ night.

Trying to figure out this life.
Won't you take me by the _______________?
Take me somewhere new.
I don't know _______________ you are.
But I... I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm looking for a _______________.
I'm searching for a _______________.
Is anybody here I know?
'Cause nothing's going right.
And everything's a _______________.
And no one likes to be _______________.
Isn't anyone trying to _______________me?
Won't somebody come take me home?

It's a damn _______________ night.

Trying to figure out this life.
Won't you take me by the _______________?
Take me _______________ new.
I don't know _______________ you are.
But I... I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Oh, why is everything so _______________?
Maybe I'm just out of my _______________?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a damn _______________ night.
Trying to figure out this life.
Won't you take me by the _______________?
Take me _______________ new.
I don't know _______________ you are.
But I... I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Take me by the _______________.
Take me _______________ new.
I don't know _______________ you are.
But I... I'm with you.
I'm with you.

It's a damn cold night.

Trying to figure out this life.
Won't you take me by the hand?
Take me somewhere new.
I don't know who you are.
But I... I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm looking for a place.
I'm searching for a face.
Is anybody here I know?
'Cause nothing's going right.
And everything's a mess.
And no one likes to be alone.
Isn't anyone trying to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home?
It's a damn cold night.
Trying to figure out this life.
Won't you take me by the hand?
Take me somewhere new.
I don't know who you are.
But I... I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Oh, why is everything so confusing?
Maybe I'm just out of my mind.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a damn cold night.
Trying to figure out this life.
Won't you take me by the hand?
Take me somewhere new.
I don't know who you are.
But I... I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Take me by the hand.
Take me somewhere new.
I don't know who you are.
But I... I'm with you.
I'm with you.

Cabbie Kisses the Nun

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as
long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you
must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull off to the side of the road, "maybe we will see what we can do."
The nun plants a whopper of a kiss on the cabbie! But when they get back on the road, the cab
driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
Beethoven Halloween
A daring vacationer in Vienna is walking through a graveyard on Halloween when all of a sudden
she hears music. No one is around, so she starts looking to see where its coming from.
She finally locates the source and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads,
Ludwig van Beethoven.
Then she realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward. Puzzled,
she leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with her.
By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh
Symphony, but it is also being played backward.
Curious, the ladies agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth
Symphony is playing and the expert concludes that the symphonies are in fact being played in
reverse order.
By the next day the word spread and a huge group gathered around the grave to hear the Second
Symphony being played backward. Just then the graveyard's caretaker approaches the group.
Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music.

"Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's just decomposing!!"
Graveyard Scare!

One dark night two guys were walking home after a party
and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery.
When they got to about the middle of the graveyard they
were startled and stopped moving.
There was this terrifying noise, TAP-TAP-TAP coming from
the shadows. Trembling with fear, they spotted an old man with a hammer and
chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow Mister, one of them said after catching his breath. You SCARED us
half to death. We thought you were a GHOST! What are you doing working here
so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!!"
6. How can you tell vampires like
They turn into BATS every night!
5. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A real PAIN in the neck!

4. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

He had no BODY to dance with!
3. Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have BAT breath!
2. What did the cannibal eat at the
"All You Can Eat" buffet?
Two waitresses and a busboy!

BASEBALL?

1. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?

They're so WRAPPED up in themselves!