What time are you starting this?

4:17 AM (FML)

Name?:

Lusa

Nicknames?:

Lu if you want to live, Lulu if not

Date of birth?:

The great day of May 15, 1989

Sex?:

La femme fatale

Height?:

A whopping Scarlett Johansson/Natalie

Portman 160 cm

Eye color?:

Hazel, greener in the mornings, in the

sunlight and when I cry

Where were you born?:

Porto, St. Anthony's Hospital, where I

later happened to be a Medicine student
at

Number of candles on your last birthday cake?:

Didn't have one, but I do hope they would

have given me twenty-six, because two
just sucks

Pets?:

Sort of wish I had a cat, but then all the

attachment, but then all the work

Hair color?:

The blackest Caucasian hair gets

Piercings?:

None on me

Town you live in?:

Oeiras, Lisbon suburbs

Favorite foods?:

Not sure what not to put in here

Ever been to Africa?:

Fuck no

Been toilet papering?:

Wat

Love someone so much it made you cry?:

What else is life?

Been in a car accident?:

Just minor ones, whatever that means

Croutons or bacon bits?:

How about no

Favorite day of the week?:

Saturdays, when they don't taste like

Sundays

Favorite resturant?:

Sushima (surprised at how quickly that

came to mind)

Favorite flower?:

Kills me not to say red roses, but probably

yellow lilies

Favorite sport to watch?:

Wat

Favorite drink?:

Are milkshakes drinks, or just

concentrates of sin?

Favorite ice cream flavor?:

Frozen yogurt pls

Warner Bros. or Disney?:

Gooby porf avor

Favorite fast food restuarant?:

Must I?

Carpet color in your bedroom?:

Cream rugs

Whom did you get your last email from?:

Myself, because I'm cool like that

Which store would you choose to max out your

credit card?:

Amazon, or any air travel agency

What do you do most often when you are

bored?:

Eat or clean compulsively, dwell on selfgenerated drama

Most annoying thing to say to me?:

Let's go do something

Bedtime?:

I did start this at 4:17 AM

Favorite TV show?:

I'm going to not dodge a bullet here and

go with either Modern Family, because it
gives me joy, or Gilmore Girls, because it
gave me everything #feels

Last person you went out to dinner with?::

Boyfriendly boyfriend

Been out of country?:

Many times, never enough

Believe in magick?:

Erm

Ford or Chevy?:

Can you eat those?

What are you listening to right now?:

My crumbling laptop striving to breathe

Have you ever failed a grade?:

I did enter medical school

If you have, what grade did you fail?:

Dude, I'm a doctor

Do you have a crush on someone?:

Do dead people count

Do you have a bf/gf?:

No, I went out to dinner with my own

psychosis

If so, what is their name?:

Sandro, and I'm not even joking

How long have you been together?:

Technically, a little over seven months;

truthfully, since the Big Bang

What are you wearing right now?:

A night gown I'd be very ashamed of, but

kudos for having it down to my waist

Would you have sex before marriage?:

LOL

Have you ever had a crush on any of your

teachers?:

A certain Urology professor comes to

mind

Are you a virgin?:

LMFAO

Do you smoke?:

Only when I drink

Do you drink?:

How else would I ever smoke?

Are you ghetto?:

Current living situation says yes

Are you a player?:

All about the poker face, babe

What are your favorite colors?:

Black, purple, teal, cream, all sorts of

pastels

What is your favorite animal?:

There's cats, and then there's parasites

Do you have any birthmarks?:

Do you have all night?

Who do you talk to most on the phone?:

More often with mom, longer with

boyfriend

Have you ever been slapped?:

Nah, just spanked

Do you get online a lot?:

Do I get offline at all?

Are you shy or outgoing?:

It's all a matter of perspective

Do you shower?:

Showering is overrated

Do you hate school?:

I did

Do you have a social life?:

I did

How easily do you trust people?:

As easily as I stick forks in my eyes

Do you have a secret people would be surprised

knowing?:

Seriously?

Would you ever sky dive?:

I intend to live

Do you like to dance?:

Please go away

Have you ever been out of state?:

Because you just had to 'Murica it up

Do you like to travel?:

More than almost anything else

Have you ever been expelled from school?:

Med. School. Bitch. Please.

Have you ever been suspended from school?:

OK, just stop

Do you want to get out of your hometown?:

Been there, done that

Are you spoiled?:

Not as much as I could be

Are you a brat?:

Making progress

Have you ever been dumped?:

No, which probably interferes with the

last two answers

Do you like snapple?:

I literally had to Google that

Do you drink a lot of water?:

How else do you ever poop

What toothpaste do you use?:

Colgate Advanced White - Whiter Teeth in

14 DAYS!

Do you have a cell phone?:

Exactly how old is this survey?

Do you have a curfew?:

Wait, there *was* an age question above,

right?

Who do you look up to?:

People who read this shit through to the

end

Are you a role model?:

More than I wish

Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?:

*That* I won't even Google

What name brand do you wear the most?:

Ana Sousa, because there's just no

stopping my Mom

What kind of jewelry do you wear?:

The kind I'm forced to wear

What do you want pierced?:

Nothing on me, eyebrows on guys

Do you like takin pictures?:

Wish I did it a lot more

Do you like gettin your picture taken?:

If by myself

Do you have a tan?:

I'm a vampire

Do you get annoyed easily?:

Are you testing me?

Have you ever started a rumor?:

Accidents happen

Do you have your own phone or phone line?:

I'm pretty sure I read this before

Do you have your own pool?:

Yeah, and a Lamborghini to go with it

Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:

Seriously depends on the guy, but briefs

are sexier

Do you have any siblings?:

No, and no, I don't mind; no, it never

bothered me; no, I never gave it a second
thought

Have you ever been played?:

Well, I do enjoy my board and console

gaming every now and then -- oh, that.
Bitch, please.

Have you ever played anyone?:

We all make mistakes

Do you get along with your parents?:

I think I'll go crazy when they die

How do you vent your anger?:

Taking it out on the people closest to me,

and feeling like shit afterwards

Have you ever ran away?:

Thought of doing so from PE classes, but

then it just sounded so tiring

Have you ever been fired from a job?:

I'd have to mess up pretty bad for that to

happen... so, I guess it's only a matter of
time

Do you even have a job?:

Unfortunately

Do you daydream a lot?:

Only realistically

Do you run your mouth?:

Less so now than before

What do you want a tattoo of?:

How about no

What do you have a tattoo of?:

How about no

What does your ex bf/gf look like?:

Black

What does your most recent crush look like?:

The spitting image of my boyfriend

Whats her/his name?:

The same as my boyfriend's

Are you rude?:

Read all of the above

What was the last compliment you recieved?:

From my boyfriend and parents, on the

look of the dinner I cooked

What is your heritage?:

Just boring old Portuguese, with some

gypsy probably mixed in there on my
father's side

What is your lucky number?:

Aw, honey.

What does your hair look like right now?:

Like it doesn't want to be described

Could you ever be a vegetarian?:

I practically am

Describe your looks?:

Stunning, ravishing, with a fine modesty

finish

Would you ever date someone younger than

you?:

Think I sort of did, once

Would you ever date someone older than you?:

Definitely sure I am

When was the last time you were drunk?:

Drunk, drunk... two lovely weekends ago

How many rings until you answer the phone?:

I try not to

Have you ever been skinny dipping?:

Sort of can't swim

If yes, when was the last time?:

And if no?

When was the last time you went on a date?:

Does having the best time with your

boyfriend without leaving the bedroom
count?

Do you look more like your mother or father?:

Oh, of wars eternal. But I'd say Mom's

hair and ass, and the rest is all Dad

Do you cry a lot?:

Mostly out of frustration

Do you ever cry to get your way?:

That would be lame

What phrase do you use most when on the

phone?:

Bye

Are you the romantic type?:

More than you'd think

Have you ever been chased by cops?:

Nope, just by my own thoughts

What do you like most about your body?:

Ass, collarbone area, wrists, eyes, lips,

hair

What do you like least about your body?:

Ever the stomach fight. Don't feel too

strongly about the knees, either

When did you have your first crush?:

Before I was born

When was the last time you threw up?:

Three days ago

In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or

brunettes?:

Never even aware of blondes

Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?:

Yeah, usually right before those times I go

skinny diping in my pool near the
Lamborghini

What about cleavage?:

A girl's best friend

Is your best friend a virgin?:

That sounds paradoxical

What theme does your room have?:

A tidy grown-up one

What size show do you wear?:

GOD, FINALLY. NOBODY *EVER* ASKS

WHAT SIZE SHOW I WEAR!!1

What is your screen name on AIM?:

...OK, this survey *is* really old. And so

am I, apparently, because it was
AerisLifeGiver

How are you feeling right now?:

Sleepy

When was the last time you were at a party?:

Either a century or eight months ago

Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?:

Has there ever not been

What is one of your bad qualilties?:

I pay in double

What is one of your good qualilties?:

I pay in double

Would you marry for money?:

If my actual lover was OK with it

What do you drive?:

My feet, around

Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?:

Daddy's by choice, Mommy's by force?

So?:

Yup

Well?:

Go on

When was the last time you cried in school?:

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say

that it *probably* was when I was in
school

What kind of music do you like?:

Good one

Would you ever bungee jump?:

Even after all these questions, I still intend

to live

What is your worst fear?:

Death

Would you ever join the army?:

I really favor the eye-forking thing, but

thanks

Do you like cows?:

I like milk

If you were to die today, what would you do?:

Not die

If you had one last word to say to someone

before you die, what would it b?:

Fuck

Do you like to party?:

Not as much as before, or maybe

"partying" just means something different
to me now

Hearts or broken hearts?:

Queen of Hearts

Moons or stars?:

A single Moon

Coke or pepsi?:

Stop trying to make Pepsi a thing

Favorite scent?:

Wet soil in the morning

Favorite band?:

Placebo, always and forever #cutswrists

Would you ever dye your hair red?:

That seems like a very silly thing for

someone with my perfect hair to do

How many languages can you speak?:

In theory or in actuality?

What time are you finishing this?:

5:05 AM (don't even have a life to say

"fuck" about anymore)