LAWLESS

BY

KOOFFREH UDOK

Characters
Ebitimi
Ureh
Target
Sword
Dawari
Kperin:
Perezi
Tupele
Akuna
Awongo
Tarimu

EPISODE ONE
SCENE 1

INT.

MRS. EBITIMIS RESIDENCE

DAY

THE DOOR BELL RINGS.

EBITIMI RUSHES INTO THE WEEL FURNISHED'LIVING ROOM
Ebitimi:

Just a minute.

EBITIMI OPENS THE DOOR.

Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:

Ureh! Ive been expecting you, come in,

Good evening Aunty Ebitimi.
So what did the doctor say?
He said; its typhoid and he

A LOUD AND CONTINUOUS POUNDING BEGINS TO ROCK THE DOOR

Dawari:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:

Open up! I said open up; because if I get in by force I will do more harm
(Whispering) Thieves at this hour of the day?
(Whispering) Aunty Im scared.
Say Psalm 23 in your mind and

POUNDING OF THE DOOR BEGINS AGIAIN.

Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:

I think we should open the door.

He or all those people cant get in; there is a burglary proof
You did look in when I came in

DOOR VIOLENTLY OPENS AND SLAM ON WALL.

DAWARI, FAIRLY BUILT LOOKING TWENTISH, RUSHES IN BRANDINSHING A
GUN.
Dawari:
Mrs. Ebitimi:
Dawari:
Mrs. Ebitimi:
Dawari:

Why didnt you open the door (SLAPS MRS. EBITIMI)

Ah!! Please-take what you want, dont harm us!
Shut up! Lie down flat! And dont look up except if you want to end up blind
Ahh no!
Hey! You!

UREH LOOKS UP QUESTIONINGLY.

Dawari:

Yes you, small girl, come here! I said come here; move or

DAWARI MOVES TO AND GRABS UREH.

UREH BEGINS TO STRUGGLING PUSHING THINGS TO THE FLOOR.
Ureh:
Dawari:

Aunty please dont let him take meAunty! Aunty!

Shut up or else Ill shoot your Aunt Madam, you will hear from me soon.
Make sure you comply or else this will be the last time you see her. Make no
move to follow us; and if you call the police be sure her coffin is ready/
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DAWARI DRAGS UREH OUT AND IS QUIKLY FOLLOWED BY THE REST OF THE
GANG WHO SLAM THE DOOR AS THEY DEPART.
CAR ENGINE COMES ALIVE FROM A DISTANCE. CAR VIOLENTLY SPEEDS OFF.
SCENE 2
INT MR. TARIMUS RESIDENCE DAY
TARIMU IS READING WITH A HEAD SET OVEWR HIS EARS. HIS HEAD SWAYS
FROM SIDE TO SIDE AS HE SEEMS TO BE ENJOYING THE SOUND.
WE HEAR FOOT STEPS RUNNING.
Mrs. Ebitimi: (VO) Landlord! Landlord!
WE HEAR BANGING ON THE DOOR.
Mr. Tarimu:

(Startled) Eh! Eh Sorry my earphone was in my ear Please have mercy

on the door I have no plans for it in the nearest future.

EBITIMI RUSHES TO AND OPENS THE DOOR.

MRS EBITIMI IS PANTING FRANTICALLY; PACING IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Mrs. Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Mrs. Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Mrs. Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Mrs. Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Mrs. Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:

My Lovely lady, so you have decided to honour my request (Confused)

Why are you hopping from one foot to the other?
I am finished
Ebitimi have a seat and calm down. Thats better. So what seems to be the
problem?
Ureh has been kidnapped.
(Laughs) My dear you worry too much. I saw her walking out with her
boyfriend. Some of his friends were waiting in front of your door. I saw her
struggling with him but Im too old to interfere in young lovers squabble
(Disappointed) You saw them and you refuse to help her. He is not her
boyfriend. Even a deaf man would have heard that she was calling for help
My earpiece was in my earWhat nonsense. Who could have been that
stupid to commit a crime in my house. The person wants to spoil the goodwill
my name Tarimu has brought to my tenants I better inform the police.
Aah! Mr. Tarimu please dont they said they would kill her if I called the
police
When dealing with criminals the best thing to do is do the opposite of what
they say.
Not when a life is involved
So what did they steal?
Nothing; they only took Ureh.
(Laughs) Honestly I think that girl planned it. Surel,y if they were thieves
they could have taken your jewelries. Youve got assorted designs of gold and
silver trinkets to mention but a few
She was scared; couldnt you see the distress on her face?
Trust me children of nowadays are born with talent for acting especially when
its for the benefit of spending time with the opposite sex (Drawing) Come,
come my dear lets go into my house and well go to a place only lovers go

Mrs. Ebitimi: (Angry) Instead of trying to solve the problem at hand you are looking for who
will satisfy your desire. You better look for the ladies of the night. Im going.
Mr. Tarimu: Im sorry. Please do sit stillOkay lets say she was really kidnapped, what
can you honestly do if I remember correctly? You just paid for her rent last
week. Were did you get the money?
Mrs. Ebitimi: Are you accusing me of being involved in a shady business?
Mr. Tarimu: No, but if this gets out of hand youll be answering worse questions. So lets
just say you are practicing Is she related to you and where did you get the
money to rent a self-contained for a young girl?
SILENCE
Mr. Tarimu:
Mrs. Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Mrs. Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Mrs. Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Mrs. Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Mrs. Ebitimi:

Look Im not the bad guy here am trying to help. If I cant call the police at
least lets brainstorm, we may come up with a plan to save her.
(Takes a deep breath) I suppose your right. The money came from Lydia
Odepho
(Impressed) The Lydia?
Yes, the Lydia, Commissioner Odephos wife. She said Ureh is related to her
and that I should help her get settled just to take her SSCE exam. After which
the girl will be gone. Thats why the rent is for only a year.
But why didnt she let the girl remain in her former school?
I never try to understand the rich and famous.
The shouldnt have been left on her own
Shes not, thats why she was put in my care
But she could live with you in your two-bedroom flat. Your children are not
back from boarding school
And end up depleting my resources. This brain-stormy isnt working, Im
going to my

A PHONE RINGS.
Tarimu stares at Mrs. Ebitimi
Mrs. Ebitimi: (Alarmed) Its from Ureh.
Mr. Tarimu: Could be shes back.
Mrs. Ebitimi: Hello
INTECUT SCENE 2 WITH SCENE 2B
SCENE 2B
Dawari:
Mrs. Ebitimi:
Dawari:
Mrs. Ebitimi:
Dawari:

EXT DESERTED ROD

DAY
Listen and listen carefully, I want Three million Naira to
Where will I
Keep quiet when I talk. Dont speak unless I ask you to
(Murmuring acceptance) Mmh!
I want Three million Naira. You have three days. In three days time Ill tell
you how its to be delivered.

DAWARI PUTS THE PHONE TO UREHS EAR.

Ureh:

Aunty help! Help!

DAWARI SLAPS UREH; UREH FALLS TO THE GROUND AND RUSHES TO STAND
DEFIANTLY.
Dawari:

Shut up! Twat!

UREH BEGINS TO SCREAM.

Ebitimi:

(SCREAMING) Please dont hurt her

PHONE CALL ENDS ABRUPTLY

Ebitimi:
They are asking for Three million Naira.
Mr. Tarimu: Its not surprising. Thats what the range is on the News
Mrs. Ebitimi: I better inform her aunt, Lydia.
SCENE 3
EXT BUSH ROAD
DAY
THE ROAD IS BUSY WITH VEHICULAR AND PEDESTRIAN TRAFFIC.
DAWARI IS STRUGGLING TO MAKE A CALL.
Dawari:
Ureh:
Dawari:
Ureh:
Dawari:

(Sternly) I believe your name is Ureh?

Yes.
In your best interest do not play such stunts of trying to be smart. The next
time you interrupt me or revolt against me these bullets will find themselves in
your body
Where are you taking me to?
You have ears but; but it seems theyre connected to your mouth guys tie
her hands behind her and gag her mouth Get down.

THE GANG ALIGHTS FROM THE CAR.

Dawari

You too.

DAWARI SIGNALS THE REST OF THE GANG.

THE OTHERS DRAG UREH DOWN.
Ureh:
Dawari:

No, please, I wont talk again,

comply Boss must have switched off his phone Alright, Im going to
drive until I can find a clearing. You guys take her to the hideout, keep her
gagged and bound until I get back.

DAWARI DRIVES OFF.

SCENE 4
EXT JUNGLE
DAY
THE JUNGLE IS ALIVE WITH THE SOUNDS OF CRICKETS, OWLS AND OTHER
CREATURES.

Dawari:
Perezi:
Dawari:
Perezi:
Dawari:
Perezi:
Dawari:
Perezi:

Boss! Boss!
Bullet na you be dat?
Yes Boss
I no bin fit see you for de moonlight. I no wan take chances. Wetin don
happen?
Ive caught a new one
I hope say no be another pickin
No, this one is a young girl very fresh. She would make you feel like a king.
Well-rounded, succulent and fresh body. She will haunt many men in their
sleep. God took time to endow her with sex appeal.
Dawari? You dey craze for head? I hope you never touch the girl. We no be
rapists; na money we dey find. (Laughs) But eh make you bring the girl
come this side. Oya make you find person wey go take care of that pickin wey
you catch. If de pickin die, bad blood go enter dis bisiness, oya dey go.

SCENE 5
INT
A PHONE RINGS
Ebitimi:
Dawari:
Ebitimi:
Dawari:
Ebitimi:

EBITIMIS HOUSE

DAY

(On phone) Hello

Listen and listen good. Bring Fifty thousand Naira to Dataga T Junction.
Take the bush path on your left. Do not inform or come along with anyone
But where will I get that kind of money at this hour. Its already 10pm the
banks are
I believe youll sort that out if you want to see the girl again
Please dont

PHONE CALL CUTS ABRUPTLY

Ebitimi:

Oh Lord, what am I to do I better call Lydia.

EBITIMI BEGINS TO DIAL HER PHONE

Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:

Ah! Ebitimi my love you are still awake

Yes oh. Good evening. I have serious problem
Anything I can do to help?
Very much sir
Remove the formality. Call me Mr. Tarimu? No! Call me Tarimu that should
bridge the gap between us
Tarimu.
Thats better. So, how can I be of service?
Please I need it really bad its a matter of life and death
What is the thing you need?
Im going to pay you back. Its not a gift. I
(Takes a deep breath) Tell me what you want me to do or give
I need Fifty thousand Nai
What? What for?
Its a matter of

Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:

Life and death? Its not for these hooligans called kidnappers
No! Why would I want to give them money?
So what is it for?
Its a womans affair; kind of embarrassing
Why would I give you such money; I mean tenants shouldnt borrow from
their landlords? But if you and I were friends-that would be an appreciable
scenario.
You are not giving, its lending Besides if I dont live past this month
because of this money you would have to chase my corpse
God forbid But I dont have Fifty in the house, just thirty thousand; Ill
give you the complete money tomorrow.
No please, give me the thirty I have some money with me. Ill give you the
money before the week runs out.
(Laughs) Ebi, Ebi, you know Ill do anything for you.

Tarimu moves in trying to touch Mrs Ebitimi; she slowly evades his advances.
SCENE 6
EXT ROAD
DAY
A TAXI STOPS AT A DESERT JUNCTION.
TARGET RAISES HIS HEAD FROM BEHIND THE BUSHES. AND BEGINS A
EBITIMI ALIGHTS FROM THE TAXI AND BEGINS TO WALK DOWN THE ROAD
EBITIMI WALKS DOWN THE ROAD LOOKING
Target:
Ebitimi:
Target:
Ebitimi:
Target:

(STERNLY) Dont turn! Walk straight along the bush path.

(ATTEMPTING TO LOOK BACK) Is Ureh safe?
(PUSHING EBITIMI S HEAD) I said look forward!
But- but Here is the money!
Move!

TARGET GUIDES EBITIMI OFF THE ROAD.

SCENE 6B EXT BUSH

DAY
TARGET ARRIVES WITH EBITIMI AT WHERE DAWARI AND THE REST OF HIS
CREW ARE WAITING.
Dawari:

Stop! Close your eyes.

DAWARI BLINDFOLDS MRS EBITIMI.

Ebitimi:
Dawari:
Ebitimi:
Dawari:

How can I see what ah!

Quiet! The blindfold is for our security. If you came with anyone consider the
person dead.
I came with no one.
Good for you Move gently. Ill guide you.

SCENE 6C EXT HIDE OUT

A BLINDFOLDED EBITIMI WALKS CAUSTIOUSLY AS DAWARI, TARGET AND THE
OTHER ARMED GANG MEMBERS FOLLOW HER.
Dawari:

Stop Remove the blindfold from her eyes

TARGET REMOVES THE BLINDFOLD FROM MRS EBITIMIS.

Dawari:

The money

EBITIMI HANDS OVER AND ENVELOP.

Dawari:
Ebitimi:
Dawari:
Ebitimi:
Dawari:

Target, count the money.

Where is Ureh?
Shut up! You have no right to talk or ask of her
But Ive paid the ransom.
(Laughs uncontrollably) Youre quite stupid. The ransom is Three million
Naira. Fifty thousand is for Logistics.

A BABY BEGINS TO CRY.

Dawari:

Sword bring the child.

SWORD STEPS UP WITH A BABY WRAPED IN A CLOTH.

DAWARI COLLECTS THE BABY AND HANDS IT TO EBITIMI
Dawari:
Ebitimi:
Dawari:
Ebitimi:
Dawari:
Ebitimi:
Dawari:
Ebitimi:
Dawari:
Ebitimi:
Dawari:

Feed the baby!

How?
Youre a woman; youve got breasts; feed her!
Im not a nursing mother.
What has nursing to do with this? Just put your breast in its mouth and
The child; dont refer to the baby as it.
You have the nerve to correct me?
Im sorry. But I cant feed her. Im not a nursing mother. Where is the
mother?
The mother has not complied.
(In disbelief) Youyouyou mean you kidnapped her?
For ransom yesSword bring the things

SWORD PRODUCES A BAG AND EMPTIES ITS CONTENTS OF TINS, PLATE, SPOON
KEEP ON TABLE
Dawari:
Ebitimi:
Dawari:
Ebitimi:
Dawari:

Prepare a meal for her!

Thats not possible.
Thats pap, powdered milk, liquid milk. She refuses to eat anything. Just
make her keep quiet
Shes too young for you to be separated from her mother. These days babies
are fed strictly on breast milk. The milk you bought is for adults not infants.
Her temperature is high. If you dont return the baby she will die.
Damn! Damn! What a mess!

Ebitimi:
Dawari:

Ebitimi:
Dawari:

What about Ureh?

She is safe until I dont see the three million; I have no use for you now so Im
sending you home. You will remain my contact to get the money. If you obey
you will live to tell the tale. If you disobey and act otherwise then you will be
otherwise. Bullet blindfold her. And lead her to the road
What about the baby?
Go and get my ransome.

EBITIMI ATTEMPTS TO SPEAK BUT IS QUICKLY BLINDFOLDED AND GAGGED.

BULLET AND TARGET LEAD EBITIMIAND THE BABY AWAY.
PHONE RINGS
Dawari:
Kperin:
Dawari:
Kperin:
Dawari:

Hello
(Hysterically) Dawari, come oh! Come, mummy, in the hospital, Tupele,
Tupele was
Kperin, calm down, which hospital?
Marian Hospital.
Calm down. I will be there soon.

SCENE 7
INT HOSPITAL DAY
Kperin is pacing round the corridor.
Dawari rushes in looking well dressed and civilized.
Dawari:
Kperin:
Dawari:
Kperin:
Dawari:
Kperin:
Dawari:
Kperin:
Dawari:
Kperin:
Dawari:
Kperin:
Dawari:

Kperin!
Dawari; thank God youre here
Where is mummy?
Shes in the intensive care unit.
Ive told her to stop worrying about my fees that Ill work something out. She
knows shes hypertensive.
Its not your fees that triggered the shock. Uncle had already given her.
Tupele was kidnapped in the morning when he came back from all night party
with his friends.
The police caught
Not the police, they mistook him to be one of the Commissioners children.
The kidnappers are asking for three million
So how did mum get to hear it?
Tupele must have given mums number to the kidnappers
Let me go in and see her.
The nurses wont allow you till morning. Shes not to be disturbed Sorry I
had to take Ten thousand Naira from your school fees to pay deposit for
mums bill
No problem Ill see you in the morning. Be strong.

Dawari walks away.

SCENE 8

EXT

HIDE OUT

NIGHT

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Dawari is seated in a dark corner of the dimly lit room, looking troubled.
Dawari:

(VO) That is how my things always turn out. I kidnap people and their
relations dont pay. Even the baby has been abandoned. Am I to return the
child or face the childs blood on his hands?

He next morning he goes to his boss Perezi

Perezi:
Dawari:

Perezi:
Dawari:

Perezi:

Dawari:
Perezi:
Dawari:

Dawari which one you keep face like person whey him papa die?
Boss there is a problem. My mother is in the hospital. I knew it; I shouldnt
have become a kidnapper. Anytime my mother prays; no matter how long it
takes; God answers. She use to pray that God should protect innocent people
from kidnappers and that God should do to the kidnappers what He wishes
Shut up. No jus come fall my morale, wetin kidnap get to do your mama for
hospital?
My brother Tupele was kidnapped, she got the shock. Do you realize if
anything happens to her Ill become the breadwinner? Im just in my second
year. I thought we were the only people in this business. If God would just
set my brother free I promise to repent from this business
See am, Nshi man. When I thief come, you go chop clean mouth. When I
thief kidnap bring for you, you go chop clean mouth.Two weeks done pass
you never bring shicomsha my boys catch one waste pipe dis morning him
name na Tupele. The boy kpako pass me. Common five naira no dey him
pocket. So God fit done answer your prayer. But before you resign, if you fit
resign make sure say you return dat pickin.
But, but how will i
(Angry) You dey crase? Na me bring am? As you carry thief the pickin make
you carry like that unthief or missthief amwhey de girl whey you bin talk
about?
Bullet; bring the girl in

Bullet escorts Ureh; whose head is bowed down.

Perezi:

(Surprised and Angry) Wetin be dis?

UREH LOOKS UP IN SURPRISE.

PEREZI LOOKS AT UREH AND TURNS TO STARE AT DAWARI
Perezi:

Which kin mumu you be sef? You not fit catch Aje? Na hard core kpako you
go catch!

PEREZI SLAPS DAWARI.

Dawari:
Perezi:

Ureh:

Ah! Why did you slap me?

Common remove that cloth for her mouth. Kidnap aje next time, all kpako na
my kindred. You no know say this girl fit tie one hand for back beat you? Na
she be Queen (Dubber man) for my area. You get luck say you carry gun she
for beat nonsense commot for ya headha! Oh girl which one you de look
like Gbanwu. Abi no be Ureh no flexing?
Dobber man. Perezi, yes its me Ureh. Im so happy to see you!

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Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh

Come sit downyour body dey hot.

I have typhoid but Ill be okay as soon as I can go home and take my drugs.
As your aunty come carry you na him you turn to lady, oh girl you no even say
make you come see your men dem.
As they say; Its a long story.

SCENE 9
INT MRS. EBITIMIS HOUSE NIGHT
Ureh is cleaned and curled up on the couch with a plate of food.
Ebitimi enters with a book.
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:

Thank God for your release, but Ureh

I wont stab Perezi in the back. He saved my life.
Youve got to inform the police of their hideout.
You said they also took you there why dont you tell them?
I was blindfoldedUreh if you dont tell the police the whereabouts of those
people the death of that child will be on your head and will hurt you for the
rest of your life
Alright! Ill describe the route but youll be the one to tell the police. Perezi
knows me and will say I was his accomplice. Nobody double-crosses anyone
where I come from

SCENE 10

INT

EBITIMIS HOUSE

DAY

Radio:

The government said that every one is to keep their environment clean. There
will be house-to-house inspection. Defaulters will be prosecuted. In another
story, the police have arrested nine suspects who are alleged to be the
kidnappers terrorizing the neighbourhood. The leader of the gang Perezi
known as The Boss is still at large. The police have sworn to track him
down. The good news is that baby Janet has been found and is receiving
treatment. The dancing competition of

EBITIMI TURNS OFF THE RADIO.

Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:

SCENE 11
Dawari:
Kperin:

Oh Aunty Ebitimi I wanted to listen to the announcement

Did you tip Perezi about the police?
You are the one that told them the direction how would I tip him? I wasnt
there
You could have called him on phone or sent word to him. Did you?Ureh
Did you?

INT POLICE STATION DAY

Well, I didnt know at the time how did you manage to get permission to see
me?
Dads friend assisted me. He said its for old time sake

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Dawari:
Kperin:

But he hasnt come to see me

Who would want to be associated with you now? Mum is still in hospital.
Im not even going to tell her. Dad has gone to the great beyond. I dont want
her to follow. You kidnapped other peoples loved ones, yours was kidnapped;
the bible does not lie. Those who kill by the sword will die by the sword. Do
unto others what you would wish be done to you. Thats what weve been
taught all our lives.

SCENE 12
INT UREHS ROOM
NIGHT
PHONE RINGS
UREH RUSHES IN WITH A TOWEL ROUND HER BODY AND PICKS THE PHONE
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:

Hello
Hello, Ureh nah me Perezi
(WHISPERING) Are you crazy, I warned you not to contact me
I jus wan tell you thank you as you save my life
(HURRIEDLY) Okay, youre welcome, bye.
O girl cool down. Make you show for hideout. I get betta deal wey you go
like
Im not interested in kidnapping
I don change bisiness, make you jos show
Anything you think, Im sure its not legal
If we say legal ee go be legal. Make you jos show
Perezi but you
PHONE CALL ENDS

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EPISODE TWO
NARRATOR
Welcome to Episode Two of Lawless. The story so far, Ureh had been kidnapped but was
saved by Perezi who was one of the kidnappers. Ureh tipped Perezi that the police would
storm their hide out. This led to Perezis escape. Perezi invites Ureh to join in a business that
would make them rich. Relax and listen as the story continues. At Urehs house
SCENE 13
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:

INT UREHS HOUSE

DAY
Awongo, I still think you should be contented with what you have
Its easy for you say. Youve got rich relations that give you money
Yes but everybody has to carry his or her cross. There is a secret in my family.
I dont know my father and everybody avoids the subject like a taboo.
What has that got to do with being rich?
Its a cross. I carry mine, you carry yours.

PHONE RINGS
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

Hello.
(On phone) Na me Perezi, you no wan show again?
We agreed to meet 2pm its just five minutes pass one.
Oh girl time no dey, start to de come. Money dey inside the business well,
well.
I hope its not the kind of money that will haunt me.
Come first.

PHONE CALL ENDS

Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:

Ureh:
Awongo:

SCENE 14

Can I cut in no this deal?

It probably will not be something for a gentle man.
My rent is expiring next month; I wont be a gentleman then. Ill become a
desperate homeless man.
Youre the cause of your problem; you shouldnt have brought the car. The
savings was for your rent wasnt it?
Please dont remind me its bad enough that I bought an over-used car that
resembles a matchbox when my mates are driving Jeeps. Ill do anything to
change my status. Why do you think I keep coming to your room instead of
inviting you to mine?
Tell me Im all ears
Landlord keeps coming to my door every other minute. Ive not given him the
chance to see me.

int AKUNNAS HOUSE

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NARRATOR
At Akunnas Residence
SFX:

KNOCK ON DOOR

Akunna:
Ureh:

Who be dat?
Akunna its me Ureh, is Perezi at home?

SFX:

DOOR OPENS

Akunna:

Wish one you dey call our name like say you dey do roll call. You no know
say Perezi de lie low for my house make police no catch am
Akunna live am make eem come in, de English done commot her sense who
be dat?
He is a friend my friend
I tell you say I want third party, of cause if you double-cross me you know
now
This is my friend Awongo and these are my brothers in the ghetto before we
parted ways; Perezi and Akunna
Im pleased to meet you
Oya sit dan make we talk business. Ee get pipe wey we fit get crude oil and
petrol sell. I get person wey wan buy.
Im not going with you
I no say make you come, I need money to buy better Jerrican for petrol
Crude oil and petrol in the same place?
I no be mumu, na for different venue, one for near river. I hear say de workers
bin deh weld pipe when the ting explod. Their fire brigade come quench am
since that time them never repair am; the other side dey for boundary
Are you talking of mokuta
Na dear
You cant be serious; its all over the news about people vandalizing pipes.
Its too risky
If risk no dey how the money wan high
Perezi leave the chaff man talk business na who go dey watch for us
our Queen go
Count me out. I can lend you money. You can pay back if you succeed but if
you get caught, I never say you in my life.
Thank you I go give you interest
But na who go dey transport the thing put for boat for usAwongo you no
want money?
Id rather not

Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Awongo:
Perezi:
Awongo:
Perezi:
Akunna:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Akunna:
Awongo:

SCENE 15
EXT AWONGOS HOUSE
CAR DRIVES IN. CAR DOORS OPEN AND CLOSE. CAR DRIVES AWAY
Ebitimi:

Ah! Mr. Tarimu

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Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:

Tarimu, Tarimu, no Mr.

Why are you sitting in front of Awongos house?
He is owing and avoiding me. I will catch him todayEh welcome my love.
Why are you drifting away from the source of enjoyment and wealth?
Ebitimi:
I had a hectic day at the office. I have brought the money I borrowed. Fifty
thousand naira count it
Mr. Tarimu: I havent asked you to pay, theres more were that came from
Ebitimi:
Take your money I borrowed it. Im returning it
Mr. Tarimu: My love for you is suffering. You seem to say Ill never get your heart. Is my
love a waste?
Ebitimi:
What you seek is not love. You seek to claim, to savour, vanquish. But love I
know is patient, taking no for an answer, yet loving still, eternally as she
remains pure forever. I find love these days too hard to know. For now men
cannot love and wait for the heart to yield, they must have all desires met.
Mr. Tarimu: (Laughs and claps) You never told me you had the poet in you. Though the
words dash my hopes, I really
Awongo/Ureh:
Good evening sir
Mr. Tarimu: Of all the time you choose now to come and break my joy. Where is your
rent?
Awongo:
Butbutsir my rent expires next month
Mr. Tarimu: (Angry) How many months are in a year?
Awongo:
Twelve months
Mr. Tarimu: How many months have you lived in my house?
Awongo:
Eleven months and 22 days sir
Mr. Tarimu: kindly educate yourself, how you arrived at that
Awongo:
Nine (9) days had gone before I packed in. I actually thought youll cancel the
first month
Mr. Tarimu: You are an ingrate. Cancel, cancel? Count what you like. In nine days time if
I dont see your rent in my hand, I will cancel you, you and your property out
of my house. You dont have money but you want a girlfriend. Can you
maintain her?
Deri:
Good evening sir
Mr. Tarimu: Welcome Deri. Dont mine these nonentities, Ureh cant you imitate Deri
instead of following this
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu, I think you should stick to issues concerning rent. That your
children have privilege to live in their fathers house doesnt mean they are
well behaved. You did not go to church to choose them. You should be
compassionate that Awongo has lost his job, and still has to attend his PG
classes
Mr. Tarimu: Ha! I didnt even know that, in that case, my house is not for charity. If he
doesnt pay he will pack. Or you can give him a room in your flat.
SCENE 16

int

UREHS ROOM

Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:

Gosh! I hate that girl. Deri, always behaving holier than thou
We cant blame her for Mr. Tarimus preference
I need a cigarette
Not now, your aunty might perceive it and come here. She wont find it funny
to see me in your room this hour.

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Ureh:
Awongo:

Its just 8 pm
Please can I have Perezis number. I think Im fully interested in the deal
without reasonable doubt

DIALING TONE
Perezi:
Awongo:
Perezi:
Awongo:
Perezi:

(ON PHONE) Hello

Hello Perezi, its me Awongo. Im interested in the business.
Wetin make you change ya mind?
Im in a fix and Im desperate that Ill take desperate measures
I no wan chaff man, dis work need people wey get mind. If you go follow
make you collect the money from Ureh bring come Akunna house. Make sure
say no body follow you.

PHONE CALL ENDS

Ureh:

Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:

I cant stand it any longer, lets go out side we could move away from our
compound. She should be in her house by now, the only person likely to be
still outside will be Landlord.
Before we go out give me the money Ill have to take it to him to night.
But its late
I am not a child, Mr. Tarimu just insulted me because I had no money. Im
doing this for us
us?
Im taking a leap of faith. I know you feel something for me. Dont you.
Yes I do but
I dont have money
Thats not what I wanted to say. Im not complaining. What if you get caught.
I wont. Stay positive.

SCENE 17

INT

Perezi:
Awongo:

Awongo I hope say person no follow you

No.. here is the money.

Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:

AKUNNAS HOUSE

PEREZI COLLECTS AND BEGINS TO COUNT THE MONEY.

Perezi:
Awongo:
Perezi:

Awongo:
Perezi:
Awongo:

Ee complete. Which one you keep your face like you see ghost.
I was just thinking. If we do this business we become thieves.
Listen, I no dey run things with slack man. I need sharp guy. We be
collectors. If I pass see something wey nobody claim or I see open door I go,
go inside take wetin I want. I be collector. Thief na person wey break person
door enter go thief. Armed rubber na the one one wey carry gun dey obtain
people you understand? If no be so, no follow me. I no need bad luck.
I understand.
Make you come tomorrow evening
(Surprised) so soon

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Perezi:
Awongo:

(ANGRY) See! If you no fit just drop now because right now Akunna done go
prepare things eem fit get person to take your place before tomorrow. You still
wan come?
Yes.

SCENE 18
EXT AWONGOS HOUSE
NIGHT
DERI IS WALKING INTO THE COMPOUND
AWONGOS DOOR OPEN AND AWONGO WALKS OUT IN SUIT; BUT HIS FACE
REGISTERS APPREHENSION.
DERI STOPS AND STARES.
Deri:
Awongo:
Deri:

Awongo:

Awongo good evening.

Same to you sister
(CURIOUS) You look smashing where are you going, you look like somebody
going for an interview or a party? Are you? All your clothes spell class, did
you just buy them today? But youre sweating so much and you look worried.
Are you okay?
Which of the questions is the most preferred?
Where are you going?
My uncles place; now if youll excuse me Ill be on my way.
You could at least wait and cool of. This your uncle; are you frightened of
him because you look scared.
Deri, Deri pl-e-a-se take a breath.

SCENE 19

INT

Perezi:

Akunna where you keep the torch. Put the battery inside.(SURPRISED)
wetin be dis. (LAUGHS) Akunna come see something.
What did I do
(BEGINS TO LAUGH) where you think say you de go?
You hear knock for leg like say you do go collect contract. See the shift sef.
You no know say, you fit, need to run.
I can run, my shoe is comfortable
Awongo, I take God name beg you dis one no be James Bond film. If you wan
follow me you go change that shoe. That shirt you wear you go fit raise your
hand? Akunna bring my canvas for am and T-shirt
Take am
Good Lord. The canvas is too big
Akunna tear cloth put inside for am

Awongo:
Deri:
Awongo:
Deri:

Awongo:
Akunna:
Perezi:
Akunna:
Awongo:
Perezi:
Akunna:
Awongo:
Perezi:

AKUNNAS HOUSE NIGHT

AKUNA TEARS A CLOTH

Awongo:
Perezi:

I can manage the shoe but that T-shirt smells bad.

You never see suffer for ya life. De gramma for done dubale

THEY ALL WALK OUT OF THE HOUSE.

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SCENE 20
EXT BUSH ROAD
NIGHT
PEREZI, AKUNNA, AND AWONGO, CARRYING JERRICANS, TOUCH LIGHTS,
WALK INTO THE BUSH AND ARE IMMEDIATELY WELCOMED BY THE SOUND OF
ROGS, CRICKET. DRIPPING LIQUID.
THEY WALK TO WHERE A PETROL TANK IS STANDING.
PERZI BEGINS TO LOOK AROUND.
Perezi:

make una get ready.

PERZI MOVES AROUND; APPARENTLY TRYING TO CHECK THE SAFETY OF THE

PLACE.
Awongo:
Perezi:
Awongo:
Perezi:

I thought you said its crude oil. This is a petrol tank

Crude oil, petrol, all na money
Why is it left here? It could be a trap
If you no close ya mouth I go tie am. De person wan smuggle, boys waley am
so now we go take our share of National cake. Oya look for the nozzle

PEREZI TURNS THE PUMP AND BEGINS TO FILL THE JERRYCANS. THE SURGE
BEGINS TO TRICKE.
Perezi:

The ting no plenty sef. Boys done offload am. Akunna carry this one go hide
for our shade. I dey wait for you. Ee dey like say na you go go stay with de
petrol make person no take am. Make Akunna come follow me.

PEREZI BEGINS TO WALK AWAY.

AWONGO FOLLOWS PEREZI.
Awongo:
Akunna:
Perezi:
Akunna:
Perezi:
Perezi:
Awongo:
Perezi:

Id rather go with you, than stay watch. I cant swim. I dont know the routes,
besides I dont trust that guy.
Perezi make we dey go?
Akunna you go stay with de petrol make I go de crude oil side with Awongo
We go still share am equally?
Ehem na.
Oya begin to put the oil for the jerican make I dey watch ya back.
The oil is dripping into the river. It will kill the fish and destroy the Eco
system
De big man dem their pickin dey abroad dey enjoy the money there papa make
for oil. You dey hear dey sing Eco system. Fish for my village, oil don kill de
ground nothing fit grow I see pipe wey anoher man spoil. You want make I
repair am make rich man get more, Iwai. God no go gree make I turn
confirmed mugu.

AWONGOS PHONE BEGINS TO RING; HE RUSHES TO PICK THE CALL.

GUN SHOTS BEGIN TO REVERBRATE IN THE DISTANCE.
Awongo:

Hellow Darling.

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Ureh:
Awongo:

You didnt even tell me youve left already. Are you alright?
Yes dear we are on site an ha!

AWONGO GRABS THE PHONE AND THROWS IT INTO THE BUSHES. IT FALLS
INTO THE WATER.
Awongo:
Perezi:

Perezi! Why did you throw my phone into the river?

You no dey hear that navy patrol? Na now love you

PATROL SIRENS BEGIN TO SCREAM , EXCHANGE OF GUN FIRE IS HEARD

Awongo:
Perezi:
Awongo:
Perezi:

(Scared) You didnt tell me it would be this risky.

You be real mumu. You no know say when you dey thief you suppose know
say owner dey?
You said collectors.
Car wey spoil, dey for road na person get am. Ee no fall from heaven. Carry
the other one make we dey go back. Dis place done dey hot. Ee fit be navy
don dey purshu the hustlers dem. E no good make only us come dey here.

AWONGO LIFTS THE JERRYCAN AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY BEGINS

BREATHING DEEPLY.
Perezi:
Awongo:

Kai! Akunna don Kill me him- done run with de fuel

I told you we shouldnt trust him.

GUN SHOTS ECHO AS GUN FLARES FLASH IN THE DARKNESS.

Perezi:

(Exclaims) Ayiba! Eh! Runfollow me!

THEY BEGIN RUNNING.

THEY FALL AMIDST SOME DEBRIS AND WASTE.
Awongo:
Perezi:
Awongo:
Perezi:

Awongo:
Perezi:

This place smells bad. Mmgh!

Na ya palor be dis?
(Frightened) Mggh! I just touch its a skullha! (Spits) its a decomposing
human skulland body!
Come on quench the touch you want make navy catch us? You never see
skeleton for cow and orizi ewu? Just take am like that. Him don die, him don
die, im no go stand up kill youde way I dey see am we get to follow water
run
The navy
No be that side we go swim by the other side their ship too big ee no go fit
pass small creek. De bad ting be say if dem release their small flying boat
dem. Oya make you waka for ya hand and knee de crawl as I de do

WE HEAR EXCHANGE OF GUN FIRE; THE SPLASHING OF WATER BY SPEED

BOATS. THE SOUND OF SPEED BOAT ENGINE. NIGHT ACOSTIC FROGS,
CRICKETS
Awongo:

I cant swim!

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Perezi:
Awongo:

Enter water no struggle, no talk I go hold you just dey move your leg like
paddle inside water.
Okay.

AWONGO FOLLOWS PEREZI CAUTIOUSLY INTO THE WATER.

PEREZI GRABS AWONGO AND BEGINS TO SWIM TO THE OTHER SIDE.
Awongo:
Perezi:

(SHIVERING) IfifI survive this night Ill never go bunkering

Shhshh

WE HEAR SOUNDS OF DOGS, APPROACHING.

Perezi:
Awongo:
Perezi:

(WHISPERING) My God this people mean business we don die, na dog them
bring.
(STIFLING COUGH) Coem
(WHISPERING) Anything you do, make you no cough

AWONGO NODS WITH GREAT EFFORT BUT BEGINS TO COUGH.

SOUNDS OF DOGS AND STAMPEDING FEET.
Perezi:

Oya Awongo run! Dem de come this side

SCENE 21
int
UREHS HOUSE
night
FRANTIC KNOCKING OF DOOR BUT NOT LOUDLY
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:

Who is there?
Ureh! Na me Perezi
What are you doing here?

UREH MOVES SLOWLY TOWARDS AND OPENS IT AWONGO AND PEREZI ARE
LEANING AND SQUATTING AS THEY PANT HEAVILY..
Ureh:

Come in, my God, youre bleeding. Awongo, come in before you fall down

PERZI ENTERS; UREH LOOKS OUTSIDE IN ALL DIRECTIONS AND CLOSES THE
DOOR.
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

What happened?
De story long. De short one be say bullet dey for the back of my hand. We
get to remove am.
I cant stand the sight of flesh wound, Awongo you do it
II
Oya bring knife make I do amyou get palm oil?
Yes
Bring am, put another knife for fire ehem.. bring mirrorgive Awongo
make him hold am To remove the bullet you no fit, to hold common mirror
your hand dey shake. If I stand up from here, na slap I go take turn you to
manmmh!

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SFX:

(SOUND OF BULLET ON A PLATE)

Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

Wetin be dat?
Methylated spirit
Leave am bring the knife and palm oil oya pour small oil into de side wey
the knife hot. Then make you make am drop inside de wound

SFX:

(SOUND OF OIL ON HOT KNIFE HISSING)

Perezi:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

Aaah!
I need some chaff badly
(IN DISBELIEF) Youve finished one packet of cigarette already.
Yes I need the stronger one Perezi do you still have?
Oh girl I no dey give you free chaff again if you need you go pay.
Ill pay you when I get my allowance.
I no dey for credit market, de ting sef dey for Akunna house Wetin be time
sef
Five thirty am.
Make I come dey go.
You cant go now our landlord will be awake by now. Taking his morning
walk when its daybreak Ill go to Akunna and get fresh clothes for you and
get the chaff
You go pay first.
I dont have money.
Eee get business you fit do this time na woman get power
Which Is?
I get big men dem wey wan woman I go connect you, you give me
commission
Me a prostitute never
No chaffAll the small boys you dey sleep with for free, time don come to
make money you wan slack. Now wey my oil business done fall I no dey give
anything for free now money for hand before chaff
Alright Im inwhile youre here dont talk too loud. My aunty or landlord is
bound to hear you
Ha! Akunna double cross me. If I catch am eem go regret to know Perezi
food dey this house?
Ive got rice and sardine. Im really broke
Upon the money dem dey give you. Oh girl you need this new business well,
well
What about AIDS
When you reach the bridge you go cross am
Im not doing it. Its too risky
I dey give you one week you go come beg me

Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

AWONGO OBSERVES UREH SILENTLYUREH?

UREH LOKS AT AWONGO AND MOVES TO THE MIRROR AND STARE; SHE SIGHS
AND SHAKES HER HEAD.

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EPISODE THREE
SCENE 22
INT EBITIMIS HOUSE
DAY
THE RADIO STATION IS PLAYING SIGNATURE TUNE FOR NEWS
DOOR BELL RINGS.
Ebitimi:

Come in the door is not locked!

THE DOOR OPENS AND UREH ENTERS.

Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:

Aunty good evening

Where are you coming from? Dont tell me you were in your house because
Ive been there several times
I went to the cyber caf eh Aunty has my Aunty Lydia sent money?
Its barely two weeks you collected money
I need it for registration and to buy more books
If you read all the books youve got already writing your JAMB exam will be
a walk in park. Dont waste your breath; money hasnt been sent. And dont
ask me to lend you. Its time you start behaving responsibly
Aunty Ebitimi please l
Ureh, Urehm, Ureh no no no now be a good girl and allow me to listen to
news.

SCENE 23
INT AWONGOS HOUSEDAY
AWONGO IS EATING.
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:

Youre sure you dont want some? This is good; I took time to prepare it.
Awongo I really need the money.
For what? Youre already eaten you could always come and eat here. You
know I love you.
What kind of love is it that cant lend me six thousand naira?
Im not sponsoring you to become a drug addict.
Its for my school runs.
I would have given you gladly but Ive only saved up ten thousand from a
week of hard labour. Im still short of seventy thousand naira. Landlord will
throw w me out in three days time.
All your love does is complain. Show it for once. Give me the Ten thousand
naira.
I thought you said three
Three, ten, whats the difference? Ill pay you back you know my aunty
Aunty Lydia is rich
Ill give you three thousand
Ten thousand and nothing less. Im borrowing it!
At least if we cant solve my problem well solve yours. Here is the ten
thousand
You are my one true loveeh em youve got to lie low for some time I saw
Akunna on TV, he was among those caught by the Navy

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Awongo:

What a tragedyfor his sake he better not mention my name. Ill deny him
flat. Thank God no one has seen me in his company. He doesnt even know
were I live. He probably has forgotten my name.

SCENE 24
INT AKUNNAS HOUSE
KNOCK ON THE DOOR, SILENCE, CONTINUOUS FRANTIC KNOW
DIALING OF PHONE
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

Hello
Hello! Perezi, where are you? Ive been knocking for the past five mintes
Where you dey?
(ANGRY) In front of Akunnas house were else
Oya commot for deer fast! Begin come hide out
At this hour? Itsseventee minutes to ten
You dey fear? If you like you come if you no like, no come

SCENE 25
INT AWONGOS HOUSE
We HEAR A KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
AWONGO STANDS UP AND WALKS TOWARDS THE DOOR.
THE DOOR OPENS AND TARIMU ENTERS.
Awongo:
Mr. Tarimu:

Good evening sir. How was your day sir?

Awongo! Do not deceive yourself. Call me Mr. Tarimu. We are equals when
it comes to the paying of my rent. I dont want any excuse. I wanted to give
you fair warning. Youve got two days left
SILENCE

SFX:
SFX:

KEYS RATTLE, DOOR OPENS

FOOTS STEPS RUNNING

Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:

Awongo! Awongo!
Chizi, Chizi my guy youre right on time, come in
Its like you just got back
Yes, what can I offer you?
I wouldnt dream of putting anything in my saturated stomachwhats wrong
with your phone?
I switched if off because of my landlord. Ive not got the money yet
You lost the new job?
Manual labour, its not a new job, its temporary. My muscles are begging for
mercy?
I have thirty thousand, but youll pay me back.
Thanks; can I have it now?
Even bullion vans sometimes drive about without a dime in them. The money
is in the bank. How much have you made?
I have fifteen thousand but let ten thousand to my girlfriend

Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:

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Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:

What? Are you mad? She will dump you when you loose this accommodation
Ureh is different, shes God-sent. The bone of my bone flesh of my flesh
Youve really lost it. A man who hardly falls into friendship, when he falls, he
falls head over heels. Im sorry I cant lend you the money anymore; your
head needs to set your priorities straight. That girl will be your downfall.

SCENE 26

EXT

Ureh:

Perezi, why couldnt you wait for me in Akunnas house? You know I hate it
when you change venue impromptly
Oh girl no be my mind to run. I see Akunna for TV wey dem don ruffle am
small. I get to fade in case them come eem house you bring the money?
Here, have it
Haba you done collect your alawi already?
No, I just borrowed Ten thousand from Awongo
Use am buy more naw because ee fit no dey de time wey you want am
Alright. Give me another three thousand naira worth
Why you no use the whole money buy am?
No. Ive got to make money fast to pay Awongo back and may be help him
pay his rent. I need this for speculative reasons.
Cool down na me Perezi. I no dey lie. You go chaff now. Small time you baff
up correct cloth make you dey like beta babe wey you be. If you wear poor
man cloth dem go give you small money. You go waka with step wey get efizi
Enough of the sermon. I know how to dress and the kind of carriage needed.
(LAUGH) Ureh, dis one no be lady waka oh, no be to sample design of cloth
like for TV. This one na to sample body
Cut the crap-give me the address
Oh girl cool down we never settle percentage na fifty - fifty we go share am
Im the one doing the work
Na me get connection, I fit connect other girls that one I dey collec money for
my hand, come send the girl go
Dont think you can threaten me. The other girls will give you away. Mind
you there might be a ransom on your head
Oya, I no dey again. Go find ya own connection. Find your own chaff
Ah, haba I just want to ruffle you a little. I agree fifty fifty
Make I tel you dis people hold well well so no go collect small money
Dont worry.

Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:

BUSH (HIDE OUT)

DAY

SCENE 27
INT AWONGOS HOUSEDAY
Awongo, casually dressed, is packing some work clothes, hand gloves and coverallsinto a
small bag.
Ureh:
Awongo:

Awongo! Its such a beautiful morning to celebrate; too bad youre off to work
Youve collected your allowance

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Ureh:

Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:

No, but Ive got your ten thousand here and an extra ten thousand to give you
(HAPPILY) You wont believe it. The guys Perezi hooked me up with, are
generously stinkingly rich
And you stinkingly stupidly sold your body for fun. Dont you have self
worth? Get that money out of my sight
What about the ten thousand you gave me
I dont want any money got from prostitution If you still respect and uphold
our friendship this should be the last time you engage in such activity
But weve got to pay the rent
I will pay the rent. You dont need to sell your body to get money. Im not
that desperate. Id rather sleep in an open field than let you do that.. Do you
understand that?
Im sorry I thought I was helping
Yes you thought
Please find it in your heart to forgive me
I forgive you
Im eternally grateful to your love for me
Let it not happen again, even if you have to starve!
It will notI will die first

SCENE 28

int.

Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:

UREHS HOUSE
SFX:

PHONE RINGS. PHONE RINGS

Ureh:
Perezi:

(SLEEPILY) Hello
(ANGRY) Oh girl, Ureh wich one you wan pour san san for my garri.
WHERE YOU DEY?
In my house, where else?
(COAXINGLY) Oh girl, I get betta runs. De guy wey you meet yesterday
want make you escort am go party
I met two guys yesterday
Sinclair, na eem. Make you start to come make we talk
(RESIGNING) I cant, Im not interested
Wetin happen? You no like Sinclair?
Awongo was furious about our deal. Its a degrading business
No be to dey speak big gramma. Make ee be say eem get money for pocket
when you want am

Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

MUSIC

SCENE TWENTY-NINE
CHIZIS HOUSE

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NARRATOR
At Chizis Residence
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:

Chizi, Im really desperate, you have to lend me the money

What can I offer you
Nothing, just give me the money
Ill just get myself something to cool off

SFX:

LIQUID POURED INTO A GLASS

Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:

Awongo, you know what to do to get it

You want me to divorce my
Divorce? Your not married yet are you? Good God and you didnt tell me,
when
Im not married yet
(BREATHS DEEPLY) A man like you can give me heart attack. Find
someone else! Drop her!
We are friends you should not manipulate me. That is witchcraft
Ureh fits that description
You wouldnt flop your mouth if it was Deri
(SUDDENLY VERY INTERESTED) So what did she say
I told her about your feelings for her.
Yes and
She says a man that cannot face her and express his feelings was not mane
enough for her
Shes got spikes; I like that in a woman unpredictable. Shes just playing hard
to get. If you can convince her of my feelings for her Ill give you the money
Its no use talking to you. Im going
At least I was willing to let you have the stupid girl
Dont! you dare insult her again
Ah sorry man, cool down!
I might be broke but I will not tolerate you calling her names

Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:

MUSIC
SCENE THIRTY

UREHS RESIDENCE
NARRATOR
Back At Ureh Apartment
SFX:

(BED SQUEAKING, UREH SIGHS AT INTERVALS)

27

SFX:

PHONE BUZZING

Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

(ARROGANTLY) Wetin happen? Why you dey call me?

Haba! Perezi, you could at least be polite and say hello
I dey busy talk wetin you want
I need some chaff Im coming over
Make you no waste your time, chaff no dey
You cant be serious. You just got new delivery
I dey sell am for only my customers
I am your
See make I tell you make you stop to call me, ee beter make you call Awongo
Im not asking you to sell on credit
Who dey talk money. I say I no dey sell. As you put sand for my garri na
stone I go put for your own. Na now you go know say, to buy chaff na man
wey get mind fit get connection
(LAUGHS) So all this hostility is because of Sinclair
Eh hem now
But you could hook him with another girl
All de other girls wey I know dem be junky. Dem no go fit blend for cocktail
party. Wetin them go discuss for big man party. To start with no one remain
all done go buka. Dem no fit do five star
I would go but Awongo will be hurt. I gave him my wod
If you no tell am, na who go tell am. Me I no dey gist with am
Do I get to have some chaff
I go give you free sef
Ill be on my way

Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:

MUSIC
SCENE THIRTY-ONE
PEREZIS HIDE OUT
SFX

(Knock on door)

Perezi
Ureh:

Na who? . Na who be dat

Its me Ureh, . Perezi open up

SFX

DOOR OPENS

Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

Which one you de call my name, I tell you say I no know am

(DESPERATE) Give me the chaff
Make you do quick clean ya self before Sinclair come rich here.
MUSIC

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SCENE THIRTY-TWO

PEREZIS HIDE OUT

SFX

CAR SCREECHES TO A STOP. CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSE

Sinclair
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair
Ureh:
Sinclair

(SURPRISED) Ureh; youre not dressed.

(SARCASTICALLY) I am definitely not naked.
You know what I mean You should be dressed for the party, well be late.
Im as dressed as Ill ever be lets get going.
In T Shirt and jeans, Ill be laughing stock of the ages.
Then youll have to see to it. I get the appropriate attire.
Ill deduct it from your fee.
No, the bill is on you. And my fee is now sixty thousand.
What! From thirty thousand to sixty thousand. Thats hundred percent
increase, are you planning on sleeping at my place.
Definitely not! What do you take me for, a prostitute?
Then why do you negotiate money before a date.
I am an escort. I give you level Ive not got much time to waste. The prize
was thirty when I did it to enjoy myself. Now that Ill have to play the part of
your girlfriend in a cocktail party. Giving air hostess smile to your friends
while I would rather be frowning you get to pay. I dont nee the cocktail dress
you could take it after the party.
No need for you to elaborate, I get to picture you win.

Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:

Sinclair:

MUSIC

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SCENE THIRTY-THREE
AWONGOS RESIDENCE
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:

Awongo good evening

(ABSENTLY) Good evening
You dont seem pleased to see me
Should I be
When a visitor comes to your house you should have a welcoming attitude
friendly atmosphere, he or she may bring good tidings.
The only tidings I want now is the money to pay my rent.
SILENCE

Chizi
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:

Have you seen Deri today?

No!
Has she talked about me?
No!
Could you go and call her for me?
No!
(GETTING ANGRY) Why, Im your friend I came to visit you..
Definitely not, you came to sort Deri. Now you are soliciting my help, which I
cannot render.
But if I give you, no!if I lend you the thirty thousand youll call her.
If youre offering me help as a condition for me to be your errand boy keep
your money I dont need it. Whats the use of thirty thousand in place of
eighty thousand?
Im giving you a chance to mingle with a decent girl instead of that tramp, and
you
Enough! Dont say another word. (CALMLY) Ill only say this once. I forgive
you for the past insults but the next time you dare to call her names be
prepared to loose some teeth. You claim to be my friend but

SFX

CAR SCREECHES TO A HALT CAR DOOR OPEN AND CLOSE,.CAR

DOOR OPEN AND CLOSE.

Chizi:

(MOCKINGLY) Is that not your lovely lady being brought home by her
brother shes even staggering
Hey! What have you done to her?

Awongo:
SFX

CHASING FOOTSTEPS, CAR DOOR OPEN AND CLOSE. CAR ZOOMS

OFF

Chizi:

Chair! Nearly we could have caught him.

SILENCE

Awongo:

Ureh! Ureh! How could you? How could you disgrace us like this.

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Ureh:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:

(MURMURING) Urh urh aruh

Ureh!
Theres no need for you to shout shes delirious. Lets help her get to her
apartment
Just look at you, on the ground I have the good mind of letting you stay there
until your back to your senses.
Awongo swallow your pride lets help her up.
SILENCE

SFX

BREATHING HEAVILY

Chizi:
Awongo:

(EXHALES WITH RELIEF) Men!, the girl is slim but heavy

Shes not dead therefore shes not heavy. Ureh where is your key.

SFX

(SOUND OF TAPPING HER TO WAKE)

Ureh:

Mmh! Aurh.Aurh

SFX

FOOT STEPS APPROACH

Perezi:
Awongo:
Perezi:
Awongo:

Ureh:

Awongo where Ureh dey?

I should be the one asking you.
Wish one you wan fall mugu were the girl dey, I want my cut.
If you observe youll find the answer to your question. (GENTLY) Ureh,
were is your key.
(MURMURING) urh! urh!
Ureh! Ureh oya were de money!
Cant you see shes in a stupor and still delirious. And its all your fault what
did you give her to drink?
Person we go enjoy herself, I beg shift!, make I talk to am Ureh! Ureh!.
see I no like this kind play.
alurhg aurhg

SFX

(THROWING UP)

Chizi:

Good Lord, thats disgusting Awongo I think you should take her to your
house
Perezi, I know that you have a hand in what has happened to Ureh, how many
bottles did she drink.
How I carry know, I abi I look like Ashawo for ya eye?She too muchwich
one you wan form lovr, abi you no know say she dey do am for you
What! (RESIGNINGLY) Never mind Ill deal with it when she wakes up
You have to come back later or go settle with the guy you pimped her to. She
didnt come back with a dime, only the clothes on her back.
Nna, that boy dey play with fire, eem own na Akamu case. In short make I go
fine am.

Ureh:
Perezi:
Awongo:
Perezi:

Awongo:
Perezi:
Awongo:
Perezi:

MUSIC

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SCENE THIRTY-FOUR
AWONGOS HOUSE
NARRATOR
In Awongos House
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:

Chizi what do you think youre doing?

Sorry man, theres no way Im going to use my hand to help carry her. What
she three up is so grouse
Take your hands of her back. Ill carry her myself

SFX:

EXHALES AS HE LIFTS HER

SILENCE

Awongo:
Chizi:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Chizi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Awongo:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Chizi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Awongo:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Awongo:
Mr. Tarimu:
Awongo:
Mr. Tarimu:
Awongo:
Ebitimi:
Awongo:
Mr. Tarimu:
Awongo:

Chizi please bring out my key from my hip pocket

Im glad Im of service
Awongo! Awongo! Have you gone madewhy is Ureh on your shoulder?
Like a sack of potatoes
Put her down
(Murmuring) AurhAurhg
Whats wrong with her?
Shes drunk
Shut up! Who asked you to talk? Awongo should be capable of speaking for
himself
Shes drunk
How did it happen?
Do you need to ask? Awongo is her boyfriend! shes drunk. You see her in his
arms
He didnt do it
Shut up! Are you Awongo? You have money to spend on drinks, may God
help you tomorrow if I didnt get my money
I didnt go out with her
So youve found your voice because of rent. May God help you tomorrow?
Please Mr. Tarimu; the issue is not your rent. Awongo Id like to know what
happened
She went for a party, I dont know with whom but he brought her back and
drove off in haste
Then you decided to bring her to your room
I couldnt find her keys
You could have called Deri or her guardian Ebitimi
But I didnt I mean I know she wouldnt have liked anyone to see her
drunk
Take her to my house
Shed be angry at me in the morning
Or happy with you this night in your room
Pleas sir I have good manners

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Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Awongo:
Ebitimi:

Show me where yam is kept near a goat and it remains untouched and Ill
show you a goat that needs a psychiatrist
(STERNLY) Awongo, take her to my house. We will finish this enquiry in the
morning when she wakes up. Its high time I report her escapades
Please aunty Ebitimi pardon her
Not on your life, since she started interacting with you she has become
unscrupulous. When shes out of your range she will remember her home
training

NARRATOR
We come to the end of Episode Three of Lawless. How will Ureh react to finding herself in
Ebitimis house, will Awongo be able to pay his rent and cope with the threat that Ureh may
be sent away. The money Sinclair was supposed to pay Ureh, will Perezi be able to find
Sinclair? If he collects the money what about Urehs share? Find out next week on Episode
Four of Lawless. Same time same station next week

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EPISODE FOUR
NARRATOR
Welcome to episode four of lawless. Last week, Ureh came back home drunk. She ended up
in the house of her guardian Ebitimi after much argument between Ebitimi and Awongo.
Awongo on the other hand was yet to find money to pay his rent. There was also the case of
the money Sinclair owed Ureh, which Perezi has a share, which he was yet to collect. The
story continues in Ebitimis house as Ureh wakes up.

SCENE THIRTY-FIVE

EBITIMIS HOUSE
Ureh:
Ebitimi:

Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:

(SLEEPILY) aarhgmy headGod! This place stinks

Thats because you three up on the bed, slept on it and your sweat was same as
liquour
Gosh! How did I end up in your house?
(SARCASTICALLY) You got drunk thats the version I was privilege to
witness Ureh how could you do this to me
Im sorry
Sorry? Sorry? Sorry isnt going to get you off the hook this time. you will
have to go back to the village were youll e tamed
So I got drunk, is that why I should stop my education. When I drink I drink
with my mouth. I owe you no apology. That you are my guardian doesnt
give you the right to suggest I be taken back to the village as for your bed
sheet Ill wash it. Now were even
Far from it, if its the last thing I do Ill teach you a lesson youll never forget
Ive heard enough for one morning your not my mother
Come back here, where do you think youre going?
Out of your sight so I wont need to hear more

SFX:

DOOR OPEN AND CLOSE WITH A BANG

Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:

MUSIC

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SCENE THIRTY SIX

NARRATOR
Ureh has just left Ebitimis house when she meets Deri on her way
Deri:
Ureh:
Deri:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Yes:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Deri:
Ureh:

Ureh good morning, your dress is so pretty

Thank you
It must have cost a fortune, where did you buy it?
I
(ANGRILY) Ureh! Ureh!
Awongo
Where! Did you go last night?
Haba, Awongo you could at least say good morning or how was your night
I know you dont remember about your night!
Dont scold me, I got enough of that, from my guardian
EmIve got to go, see you guys later
Bye
SILENCE

Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Mr. Tarimu:

(SOOTHINGLY) Ureh, whats come over you?

If you want to correct me, dont do it in public. You humiliate me in front of
Deri
Im sorry I .
Arent you going to work today?
No, . Ive got to get the money by all means. Mr. Tarimu threatened to evict
me today. If I dont pack willingly he will break down my door. I just dont..
(FROM A DISTANCE) Awongo! Awongo!
SILENCE

Awongo:

(HASTILY) Ill see you later, this discussion is not over

SILENCE

Mr. Tarimu:
Ureh:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ureh:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ureh:

Ureh!
Good morning sir
Have you see Awongo this morning?
No sir he must be in his room
Im coming from there
Maybe he has gone to work
MUSIC

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SCENE THIRTY SEVEN

AT AWONGOS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Ureh quietly sneaked to Awongos house when Mr. Tarimu the Landlord had left
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:

(WHISPERING) Awongo! Awongo!

(WHISPERING) Yes!
Open the door, he has gone, let me in

SFX:

DOOR OPEN AND CLOSE

Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:

Please give me a T-shirt and trouser

Why?
For me to change into Im going to take my bath
In my house?
Any problem?
SILENCE

Awongo:
Ureh:

Ill give you the T-shirt but I want to know were you were last night
I went for a party, please lets talk later. Ive got to take my bath

SFX:

SHOWER

Ureh:

Sinclair you think youre rid of me, not so easily

SCENE THIRTY-EIGHT
SINCLAIRS HOUSE
SFX:

DOOR OPENING..FOOT STEPS

Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:

Ureh! How are you feeling?

Where are my belongings?
Pardon?
Sinclair you heard me
Alright! No problem. At least sit down
Im not here for pleasantries, how could you just drop me like a sack of
potatoes an drive off
Your brothers chased me
Im not surprised

Sinclair:
Ureh:

SILENCE

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Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:

Heres the bag

Wheres my money?
Are you calling me a thief?
Sinclair, stop playing dumb I need my pay. Sixty thousand, no less
(GETTING ANGRY) Ive been watching you with a very keen eye. You
must be mad to think Ill give you sixty thousand just for escorting me to
party. You didnt even stay the night
That my friend is empty threat give me, then Ill take it myself
Take your hands off my belonging

SFX:

SLAP

Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:

Sinclair? You slapped me

To bring you back for your senses, get out
(PHUNERIZED PIGIN ENGLISH) You slap meChei! I done suffer.
(VERY ANGRY) I go show you say I no be only lady, I be Agbero.
Put that down!

Sinclair:
SFX:

BOTTLE BREAK, SOUND OF SLAP AND BEATING. FIGHTING, MORE

BEATING AND STRUGGLING

Sinclair:
Ureh:

Stop it my eye, my eye!

(PANTING) If you want lady I dey, you want water side I dey. You wan
ghetto I dey, you want GRA, I dey, stupid idiot. Den no dey call me dubber
man for nothing. U see me so I no know anybody except my owner

SFX:

DRAWERS OPEN, SCATTERING OBJECTS

Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:

Easy, theres money in the wardrobe

Mmh interesting Now Im taking eighty, 20 for delay and damages
Ureh Im sorry I dont know what came over me
(ENGLISH) Male dominance or stupidity. Next time the instinct comes to hit
a lady think twice she may be more than meet the eye.
Ureh Im sorry I I .love you
Shove it! I no know any body except my owner

Sinclair:
Ureh:

MUSIC
SCENE THIRTY-NINE
SINCLAIR RESIDENCE
NARRATOR
Ureh had just left Sinclairs house only for Perezi to come for his money
SFX:

FRANTIC KNOCKING ON DOOR. DOOR OPENS

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Perezi:
Sinclair:
Perezi:
Sinclair:
Perezi:
Sinclair:
Perezi:
Sinclair:
Perezi:

O boy wetin happen, thief come ya house? . In short before I talk plenty
wey my money see no form mugu as I dey ye. I dey paranoid. If I no see
my money I go construct new face for you naw now!
Theres no need for threats. I was not attack by thieves, at least not faceless
rubber. Ureh was here
Dat one come men wetin?
We had a fight, sort of lovers quarrel
(BEGINS TO LAUGH) Chow! So you been wan cheat Ureh? (LAUGHS) Na
she fit una. Girl we dey beat agbero, she done train for ghetto eebi like say
I cant believe the strength she has
Ureh na man wey trap for woman body. Oya give me transport
Please can you talk to her I still have feelings for her
(LAUGHS) love vu wantin tin, Ureh done urerise ya heart

SCENE FORTY
PEREZIS HIDEOUT
Ureh:

Perezi were did you go? Ive been waiting all morning. Your number is not
going through
Perezi:
I don trowey de line. For my business ee no good make people fit forecast my
movement make dem no waleh me for road Oh girl you wound Sinclair for
face
Ureh:
Its only a nail scratch
Perezi:
I like am as you show am say na ghetto dem born you. Dubber man!
Ureh:
(HURRIEDLY)
Perezi:
(HAILS) Dubber man!
Perezi/Ureh: (TOGETHER) I no know anybody except my owner
Ureh:
Heres your share. Thirty thousand Naira
Perezi:
No be money dey your bag so?
Ureh:
Yes its money I got from some guys at the party and a little extra from
Sinclair for damages. Our agreement was fifty-fifty only on Sinclair
Perezi:
Dubber man how
Ureh:
(PHONETISED ENGLISH) Perezi, I would prefer you call me Ureh
Perezi:
Show?! Na me you wan form for (LAUGHS) that one na for Sinclair. You
don forget say na me and you graduate for waterside (LAUGHS) na me
Perezi. So tell me how you carry panel beat Sinclair
Ureh:
(LAUGHS)
Perezi:
Hei Ureh! (LAUGHS) You done spoil our business, Sinclair no go want you
again
Ureh:
(GIGGLES) actually he was apologizing
Perezi:
Dubber, Dubberbut make you nack me tori how the wrestling been
Ureh:
(LAUGHS) Maybe when you have forgotten the name Dubber man, see ya I
got to go
MUSIC
SCENE FORTY-ONE

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AWONGOS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Back at Awongos house. Mr. Tarimu is seated in front of Awongos house
Mr. Tarimu:

(SOLILOQUIZING) Where could this boy or good for nothing man have
gone. He thinks his pranks will work I will wait infact not any more

SFX:

HAMMERING DOOR

Awongo:
Mr. Tarimu:
Awongo:
Mr. Tarimu:
Awongo:

Ha! Please sir

(VERY ANGRY) What impetus! What insult! In my house! Youve been
inside. What nonsense!
(RUSHING WORDS) Please sir have mercy
Do you have my money?
No, I

SFX:

HAMMERING

Awongo:

Yes

SFX:

SILENCE

Mr. Tarimu:
Awongo:

What are you waiting for to open the door and pay me
I I have some not the complete money (RUSHING) But Ill pay before
the week runs out

SFX:

SERIOUS HAMMERING, SERIOUS AND DEAFENING

Deri:

Sir! Sir!
SILENCE

Mr. Tarimu:
Deri:

(STERNLY) Ehe, what!

Good afternoon sir
SILENCE

Deri:
Mr. Tarimu:
Deri:
Mr. Tarimu:

Sir, I
Deri whatever you have to say it better be good
There is someone waiting for you at your house
The person can wait

SFX:

HAMMERING, DOOR OPENS FLINGING OF FURNITURE, UTENSILS,

BOOKS

Awongo:

Please sir be careful with those things. They are delicate

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Mr. Tarimu:

Out! Of my way

SFX:

MORE FLINGING

Deri:
Mr. Tarimu:

Please sir the man is waiting, he said its urgent

(BREATHING) At least the door cannot be locked. Ill be back, so pack out
peacefully
MUSIC

SCENE FORTY-TWO
MR. TARIMU
NARRATOR
At Mr. Tarimus House
Ureh:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ureh:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ureh:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ureh:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ureh:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ureh:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ureh:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ureh:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ureh:

Good afternoon sir

(SUSPICIOUS) Ureh, where is the visitor Deri said is in my house
Its me sir
Are you people making a fool of me
No sir Please sir I
Common leave my trouser, kneeling and begging are no substitute for my rent
The money is here
What money?
The rent sir
Get up
Thank you sir.
For what? Youre the one that imposed such punishments on yourself
This is the money
How come youre the one coming to pay?
I borrowed it from him, I had promised to pay earlier but couldnt. I cant go
and face him because its my fault that he has not paid his rent
In that case come in while I count and write the receipt
Thank you sir
MUSIC

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EPISODE FIVE
NARRATOR
Welcome To episode five of Lawless. Last week on lawless Ureh had paid Awongos house
rent which brought discord between her and Awongo? Ebitimi was angry that Ureh keeps
late night and got drunk. However she discloses to Ureh that she is her biological mother and
that her father is alive not dead as she thought. The story continues in Urehs house where
Deri had come on a visit

SCENE FORTY-THREE
UREHS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Urehs house
SFX:

VIOLENT KNOCKING

Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:

Ureh! Ureh! Let me in

No, I dont want anything to do with you
Please at least lets talk
No! you dont trust me there is nothing for us to talk
Im not giving you up, Ill be back

SFX:

FOOTSTEPS WALK AWAY

Deri:
Ureh:

You could at least talk to him

Hmm! Deri, youre yet to learn about men. Awongo is begging because I said
its over
Give him a second chance. Dont make him break your door. He is a nice guy
Not as nice as Chizi that worships you. Yet youve not given him a chance.
He might be Mr. Right.
I doubt that, Im not attracted to him and to worsen it, he has not spoken to
me. Awongo is his spokesman. What will happen if I had to go on a date with
Chizi? Who will talk for him then, I really.

Deri:
Ureh:
Deri:

SX:

CASUAL KNOCK ON DOOR

Ureh:
Deri:

I wonder who that would be

(LAUGHS) Who else Awongo of cause

SFX:

KNOCK ON DOOR

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Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:

Yes! Who is it
Ebitimi
Deri, please open it for her

SFX:

KEYS RATTLE, DOOR OPENS

Deri:
Ebitimi:

Good afternoon Aunty Ebitimi

Good day my dear Deri please could you excuse us
MUSIC

SCENE FORTY-FOUR
NARRATOR
At Perezis hide out
SFX:

PHONE RINGS

Perezi:
Sinclair:
Perezi:
Sinclair:
Perezi:

Hello
Hello, Hello
Sinclair make you talk I dey hear you
I have a dinner party to attend send Ureh over
Atink crase de worry you, you think say she be small pickin wey I go send
over. Make you educate ya brain
Im sorry please ask her to come
I hope say you ready to pay, why you no call am for phone
She refuse to pick my call
Okay I go try, you go pay seventy k
Thats too much
No problem I fit give you girl of five k
No! justjust tell her

Sinclair:
Perezi:
Sinclair:
Perezi:
Sinclair:
Perezi:
Sinclair:

SCENE FORTY-FIVE
UREHS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Back at Urehs house, Ebitimi states her issues
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:

Ureh! Please talk to me

Ive got nothing to say
I am your mother

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Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:

Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:

Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:

So Ive heard. Aunty Lydia pays my school fees, took me in when grandma
died
Yes, but the money came from your father and me. Your father longs to see
you please, I beg of you
I dont want to see him, why now? I wont go
Get ready to forfeit your allowance because he wont pay
He knows I exist?
Yes
(ANGRY) I was told my father was your father, now it turns out my
grandfather is your father and my mother is my aunty, aunty Lydia turns out
not to be my sole provider but my father who just resurrected. All my life Ive
memorized a strangers face. I might as well wake up and find Im a figment
of my own imagination and I have a monkey for a brother. Tell him Im not
coming
He didnt ask; he demanded
He never wanted me
He did I didnt let him
Care to explain, how come all your children are my senior
I was married when I met your father. I had quarreled with my husband
concerning my husbands affairs. So I dated your father, unfortunately the.
unfortunately?
Dont get it twisted, I love you but we didnt plan for it to happen. . I went
to another state were I gave birth to you. Left you there with my relative and
my mother. When you were two years old, my mother took you to the village.
The rest is history
The rest is I went from one aunties house to another
Sorry for that but your father was bent on taking you and I couldnt let that
happen. I reconciled with my husband and I didnt want you to be maltreated
by his wife
So I had to be kept a secret
Mh..mm
So now I have to go and live with him and his wife
His wife is dead and so is my husband
So now Ureh the secret love child can be revealed. Very convenient for both
of you to be the ones alive but why, but why, why is he demanding now?
Because I gave him all your outrageous lists. He wants to see you. He says
youve been spoiltemnot that word. He said youre over-pampered
MUSIC
SCENE FORTY-SIX
DERIS HOUSE

NARRATOR
At Deris house
Awongo:
Deri:

(KNOCKING FRANTICALLY) Deri, Deri.

Yes!

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SFX:

(DOOR OPENS)

Deri:
Awongo:
Deri:
Awongo:

Awongo Come in, I hope youve not come to speak for Chizi
No, please help me talk to Ureh
What makes you think shell listen?
Youre the only one in her good book. Please tell her Im truly sorry, I love
her, I cant loose her now
Ill try I wish I could find someone as devoted as you
(LAUGHS) You need not go further, Chizi adores the floor you walk on
Unfortunately he doesnt have your charisma Truth be told I think youre
one in a million
Thanks for the compliment

Deri:
Awongo:
Deri:
Awongo:

MUSIC

SCENE FORTY-SEVEN
CHIZIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Deri who longs to be in a relationship decides to seek Chizi in his house.
SFX:

DOOR BELL

Chizi:

For heavens sake! Who could

SFX:

DOOR OPENS

Chizi:
Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:

ehehem.wow!
Arent you going to invite me in?
Eh well yes, yes, yes, come in (BREATHS) Its very pleasant to I mean, I
wasnt expecting, I would have really prepared, my house is
Calm down, may I seat?
Yes, yes, ehwhat can I offer you
A glass of water would be fine

SFX:

LIQUID POURED INTO A GLASS

Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:

Thank you
Im so pleased to see you, Im short of words to express my feelings
I noticedI hope its love not lust, lust quenches faster than it began
(LAUGHS) So are we dating nowI mean let me take you out
I just got here, lets just talk, maybe watch TV together, a musical or play a
game while we converse

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SCENE FORTY-EIGHT

UREHS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Back at Urehs house
Ebitimi:

Ureh I cant force you to see your father but you owe yourself to undo the
wrongs of the past, get to know him
SILENCE

Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:

Should I give you time to think about it

No, Ill see him but if I dont like it there Ill come home aunty, I mean
mummy
(HAPPILY BREATHLESS) Oh Im so happy; park your things
Now?
Yes, just few personal effects, your father has money to buy you a new
wardrobe so make it quick
But my friends Ive not told them
You can tell them on phone, meet me outside when youre through. Youve
got ten minutes

SFX:

DOOR OPEN AND CLOSE

Ureh:

(SOLILOQUIZING) Chei! Ureh! Ureh! This is a day of wonder. Imagine me

Ureh (PHONEZE PIGIN ENGLISH) Dubberman, I no know anybody
except my owner I must be a cartoon; only cartoons have such dramatic
change in a

SFX:

DOOR OPENS

Deri:
Ureh:
Deri:

Deri:

(EXCITEDLY) Ureh! Ureh you wont believe it

Tell me
I went to Chizis house, we talked, he opened a bottle of wine on a first day
wait what did he say Heres to my Deri and our evergreen friendship. It was
out of his world, its
Deri, take a deep breath slow down, did I here correctly Chizi
Yes Chizi, I mean am in love maybe not really love but Ive been swept off
my feet because of his care
Im happy for you but be careful Chizi seems to love you but he is too sleak,
sleeks is another name for crafty
Where are you going?

SFX:

CAR HORN

Ureh:

To find out about myself. Ill be gone indefinitely. Ill call you when I get
there

Ureh:
Deri:
Ureh:

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Deri:
Ureh:
Deri:

Just give me a hint

It turns out Aunty Ebitimi is really my mother and my father is still alive, so
Im going to visit him
Its a lie

SFX:

CAR HORN

Ureh:

True! And that horn is calling me. Ill call you later to fill you in
MUSIC

SCENE FORTY-NINE
ADASIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Ebitimi and Ureh arrive at Adasis house
SFX

CAR SLOW DOWN TO A CRAWL, HORN BLAIR

Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:

Are we there already?

Yes this is his house
It looks more like a Church. Look at the size of those pillarsThe gatemen
did not question you, they just open the gate
They are expecting me, besides they know me
Are you going to marry him?
(LAUGHS) Ureh, I think you should keep your questions for your father
there he is coming, carry your bag

Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
SFX

CAR DOORS OPEN AND CLOSE ONE AFTER THE OTHER

Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:

Welcome my love
Couldnt you wait for us to come in
(LAUGHS) Ive been apprehensive
You thought I would change my mind
The possibility exist
(BREATHS) Ureh, this is your father Mr. Adasi
How do you do sir?
Welcome my childeh lets go in
Have a nice time
Arent you staying at least a few minutes or
You and your father have a lot to catch up on. Youve got my number, if you
need me
(SOLEMNLY) Yes

Ureh:

MUSIC

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SCENE FIFTY

DERIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Awongo decides to seek Deri
Deri:
Awongo:
Deri:
Awongo:
Deri:

Ah Awongo welcome I was just thinking of coming to your house

(EAGERLY) What did Ureh say?
I didnt get a chance to speak to her. She left
To where? Oh Lord, Im finished
Theres hope she promised to call me, you could still call her she has gone
to live with her father

SFX:

SOUND OF TEXT MESSAGE

Deri:
Awongo:

Awongo! Awongo! What am I seeing; could it be true, read this text message
(SLOWLY) You are the proud winner of three hundred thousand in the
Lupeze Bonanza Your batch number is 052CT. Call the number below to
claim your prize
MUSIC

SCENE FIFTY-ONE
ADASIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Back at Mr. Adasis house
Adasi:

Ureh Youve grown into quite a young woman. Your picture did you no
justice
SILENCE

Adasi:
Ureh:
Adasi:
Ureh:
Adasi:

Please come this way the table is set for lunch

Are you having a party?
Just the two of us
Im not really hungry, Im a
Let me give you a tour of the house
MUSIC

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SCENE FIFTY-TWO
NARRATOR
Back at Deris House
SFX:

PHONE RINGS

Chizi:
Deri:
Chizi:

Hello
Hello, Im calling in respect to the Lupeze Bonanza
To claim your prize send three thousand naira worth of credit and to this
number tomorrow come to No. 27 Airport Road close to Chigsaw Mechanic
with your credit card, passport and two thousand naira for processing
Ill do just that. Thank you.

Deri:

MUSIC

SCENE FIFTY-THREE
NARRATOR
Back at Mr. Adasis House
Ureh:
Adasi:
Ureh:
Adasi:
Ureh:

Adasi:
Ureh:
Adasi:

Whats all these

Snapshots and portrait of you every stage of your life, your mother sents them,
I enlarged them. This gallery is called Ureh
Very impressive sir
(ANGRY) I am your father not some strange man you meet on the street. I
forbid
Forbid? Forbid what? Ive only just been told of my father resurrected. Am I
supposed to jump into your arms and call you daddy and cry out my eyes on
your shirt and you put me on the back and its okey? That only happens in the
movies. (PHONETIZED PIGIN ENGLISH) I be correct Dubber man. I no
know anybody except my owner. Dis ya house fit trip oda people but ee go
take plenty ting before I go call you papa. You sef go behave like papas
Good Lord, what have they raised?
(ENGLISH) The monster you both created and rejected
(SOOTHINGLY) I know youre angry but give me time to love you like only
a father can
MUSIC

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SCENE FIFTY-FOUR
PRISON CELL
NARRATOR
In a prison cell, Akunna and Dawari alias Bullet are put in the same cell
Dawari:
Akunna:
Dawari:
Akunna:
Dawari:
Akunna:
Dawari:
Akunna:
Dawari:
Akunna:
Dawari:
Akunna:

I wish I had never meddled with kidnapping

Dawari shut up. I no wan ye woman wrapper talk. De only ting wee de pain
me be say dem never catch Perezi
Ah men! That guy has the gift of escaping
I been tell police where dem go fit catch am, but I never hear beta news
Maybe he has decided to look for decent job, thereby not hanging around the
old spots
Kai dis cell dey smell, I no fit breath well
I bet this cell has not been clean for months
Ehem! Dawari, were you dey meet Perezi?
He hardly use the same location twice for any operation
Perezi na real crookheum! Hpheum! Dis smell fit kill person (SHOUTS)
Warder! Warder! I beg make una give me toilet roll and matches make I burn
Akunna, what good would that do?
Sit down dea, you be small boy. If you roast tissue paper the smoke as ide
commot ee go carry de bad smell with am go outside
MUSIC

SCENE FIFTY-FIVE

STREET
NARRATOR
Deri had sent three thousand naira worth of recharge card through text and is looking for the
bonanza venue where she could claim her prize
SFX:

BUSY ROAD, SOUND OF HORNS AND TRAFFIC

Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:

(CALLING OUT) Chizi! Chizi!

(OUT OF BREATH) I Im surprise to see you
So am I
What are you doing here?
(EXCITED) You wont believe it. I won three hundred thousand Naira. God
has answered my prayers. I now have you as my boyfriend. My lonely days

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Chizi:
Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:

are gone. The day I came to your house you trilled me and I relieve it every
minute ever since. When I get the money we can spend a hundred thousand
just the two of us. Oh its going to be so much fun Whats wrong?
What?
(WORRIED) There was a dissatisfied look on your face, did I say something
wrong? Im sorry
No, no, em . You didnt
(EXCITED) Lets find number twenty-seven Airport Road. Thats where Im
supposed to claim my prize. I bet theyll take a snapshot of me to show as
promo, it reads the lucky winner
SILENCE

Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:
Chizi:

Chizi youre awfully quiet. I know your quiet but the look on your face are
you not happy that I won it?
I am, it just that the number on this street stops at twenty six
It must be a mistake I better call the..
(PANICKING) Deri wait!

SFX:

PHONE RINGS, PHONE RINGS

Deri:

(SURPRISED) It. Its your phone. Your phone? I cant believe this. You
tricked me, why are men so heartless You stand there and watch me make a
fool of myself. You never loved me
Deri! I did, I mean I do, it was a mistake
Mistake? That you made me load your phone with three thousand Naira
Mistake that I dont remember giving you my phone number I see you
planned it with Awongo. How much was I really worth three thousand? Five
thousand. Chizi I never want to see or hear from you again as long as I live.
Deri, Deri, I can explain it, its a mistake, Deri listen to
Out of my way!

Chizi:
Deri:

Chizi:
Deri:

MUSIC

SCENE FIFTY-SIX
AWONGOS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Hours later Chizi decides to visit Awongo as a result of Deri refusing to pick his calls
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:

Chizi! Chizi!
Why are you so happy?
I got my old job back; Ive even been promoted
How, when

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Awongo:

Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:

Awongo:
Chizi:

It turns out I was sacked because the management taught I was selling
stationeries meant for the office. After I was sacked the trend still continued.
The companys store was bugled and the culprit was caught on tape. So I get
my job back Haba? Chizi your suppose to be happy for me
Im happy for you, its just that I have a misunderstanding with Deri. She
wont talk to me please give her this three thousand Naira, tell her thats what I
can afford for now
Is she demanding too much money?
My brother, its not easy to maintain a woman. All they think of is Ghana
braid, mascara, fixing of nails, high cost outfit. They dont know how a
brother sweats to get the money they spend easily em tell her I still love
her but that when you gave me the number I mistakenly put it on my list
What list?
Deri will understand
MUSIC
SCENE FIFTY-SEVEN
DERIS HOUSE

NARRATOR
At Deris house
Awongo:
Deri:
Awongo:
Deri:
Awongo:
Deri:
Awongo:
Deri:
Awongo:

(CHEERFULLY) Hi, Deri, Chizi asked me to give you this mo

Awongo! Awongo! You have the impetus, the mind to come to my house
Im sorry that he could afford only three thousand naira
Listen to yourself
(ANGRILY) Keep quiet woman. No wonder you dont have a boyfriend. If a
guy gives you what he has take it and be contended
You mean you dont know? About the money?
I know its three thousand he said he could afford. And that I should tell you
he is sorry that he got your phone number mixed up in a list
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) Chizi is 419, OBT Obtain by Trick. He is
the one that sent me Lupeze Bonanza
Its not true. I mean he is a I thought he had a ready job. Im sorry that I
over reacted. I was misinformed
MUSIC

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SCENE FIFTY-EIGHT
CHIZIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Chizis house
Chizi:

Oh what have I done I should have told Awongo the truth. I love Deri? My
heart beats for her. I can hardly breath. I tasted love and let it go, I better call
her

SFX:

PHONE BUZZING

Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:
Chizi:

Hello
Im sorry, I love you. My heart is as heavy as led. I can hardly breath; I cant
live without your love. Im really
Who is this?
My love, its me Chizi

SFX:

PHONE GOES DEAD

Chizi:

Oh Ive lost her, this silly game has stolen my love from me. Im finished,
where do I start No it cant end like this
MUSIC

SCENE FIFTY-NINE
ADASIS RESIDENCE
NARRATOR
At Mr. Adasis residence
Adasi:
Ureh:
Adasi:
Ureh:
Adasi:
Ureh:
Adasi:
Ureh:

(VERY ANGRY) Ureh! Ureh!

Sir
What do you think youre doing?
I went out on a date, well not really a date. I just got acquainted
Acquainted on a date with my Accountant. I dont mix business with pleasure.
I will not condone such wayward life
I just went on a date, loosen up
My God! what is the world turning into. My daughter telling me to loosen up
(PHONETIZED PIGIN ENGLISH) Abeg all dis yawa na for my head? Na
only one week I sabi you. Which one you wan form papa for my old age? I
be correct Dobber man, I no know anybody except my owner

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Adasi:
Ureh:

Good grief! This is worst than I thought. I dont want to hear such foul
language in this house
Na ya house na

SFX:

SLAP

Ureh:
Adasi:
Ureh:
Adasi:

Ha! You slapped me?

And I will do it again
Im going back to my mother
(LAUGHS) Maybe your mother didnt acquaint you properly. I take care of
my own. You are going nowhere, Ive giving instructions to the guards. There
will be no more philandering with the Accountant or any of my staff. Is that
clear?!
SILENCE

Adasi:
Ureh:
Adasi:
Ureh:
Adasi:
Ureh:
Adasi:

Is that clear?
Yes sir but Ive always had freedom to go where I please
Im not locking you in your room. You can walk round the compound, watch
TV, read bible, read books, improve your vocabulary and pick fruits. Any pass
time that does not take you out of this premises
Im as good as dead
Nobody ever died from being disciplined, by the time Im through with you,
you will be worthy to bear the name Adasi
Over my dead body
So be it
MUSIC

NARRATOR
Weve come to the end of Episode Five of Lawless. What will happen to Chizi? Will he
reconcile with Deri and change his crafty character? What will Sinclair do now that Ureh is
far out of reach? What will be the fate of Awongo and Ureh? Will Ureh survive the
discipline of her father Mr. Adasi. Find out next week on Episode Six of Lawless.

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EPISODE SIX

NARRATOR
Its a lovely week. Last week on Lawless, Deri had vowed never to forgive Chizi for playing
with her heart. Sinclair needs Ureh and so does Awongo but she is out of reach. Ureh has her
personal problems to deal with, her father Mr. Adasi who vowed that Ureh must remain
within the premises of his house and must not interact with his staff. The story continues in
Awongos house where Chizi has come on a visit.

SCENE SIXTY
AWONGOS RESIDENCE
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:

Awongo, Im finished
Eh?
Awongo, are you listening to me?
My brother Im in cloud nine. I just got promoted and Ive been giving a two
bedroom flat and four hundred thousand to buy furniture and equip my house
Thats, thats great I wish I was in your shoes My rent is almost expiring
and Ive not saved enough. I feel as if Karma is on my tail
SILENCE

Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:

Awongo my problem is not only the rent, I cant eat or sleep. My heart beats
for Deri
You should have thought of your heart when you tried to swindle money from
her
Honestly Awongo, it was a mistake. I had list of those I was working on eh.
Dupping
Alright duping So when you recited her number I just wrote it on the
nearest paper I could never find a better love
Men! Enough of sad tales lets celebrate my promotion

SFX:

POP SOUND.
INTERVALS

LIQUID POURED INTO TWO TUMBLERS AT

Awongo:

Lets drink to finding true love, keeping it and prospering in all life
endeavours

SFX:

TUMBLERS CLICK

Chizi:
Awongo:

Cheers
Cheers

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SCENE SIXTY-ONE
MR. TARIMU
NARRATOR
At Mr. Tarimus residence
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:

Ebitimi why do you walk past as if Im not here?

Sorry Mr. Tarimu
Mr.?
I stand corrected Tarimu
(SULKING) If you dont want my love why not pack to his house
Who?
Urehs father
(LAUGHS) Youre jealous
Why wont I be, you cancel our date with an excuse that youre taking Ureh
there Besides you promised well go out on a date
Yes I did how about today
(BREATHLESS) Are you serious?
Sure, but no strings attached
(LAUGHS) No strings today but its in the pipeline
(STILL LAUGHING) See why I refused your advances? You dont take no
for an answer
MUSIC

SCENE SIXTY-TWO

MR. ADASIS HOUSE

NARRATOR
At Mr. Adasis house
SFX:

FRYING

Adasi:
Ureh:
Adasi:
Ureh:

What do you think youre doing?

Frying
Why? the cook can do that
Im bored with all the in-house service I get. Im not use to it. My life
comprises of my bills being paid and I do my chores and I had freedom to go
where I please
The last one will not happen

Adasi:

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Ureh:
Adasi:
Ureh:
Adasi:
Ureh:
Adasi:
Ureh:

Im tired of this lock-up, I want to go back to my mother or Ill sue you for
abduction
Trust me no sane lawyer will take the case. Youre my daughter besides I
would have to be out of my mind to provide you with money to sue me
After all said and done I want to go home sir
Maybe you should try calling me daddy
What?
I think you should look at what youre frying. Its totally black on one side
Aigh!
MUSIC

SCENE SIXTY-THREE

AWONGOS RESIDENCE
NARRATOR
Back at Awongos house
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:

Awongo please I really need the money

What has that got to do with me?
I know I was cruel to you when you were down but please dont pay me back
in my own coin. Lend me Ten Thousand Naira
SILENCE

Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:

Here is ten thousand and Im giving it to you

Thank you so much Please if you find any business I can do, fill me in.
I will
Ill see you tomorrow
Im traveling
Can I stay in your house, my rent has expired and my landlord is on my tail
Sorry I cant. My sister is coming to stay here for a while
I thought she was living on campus
She is but shes on holiday, besides she has to find a place for her Industrial
Attachment, Im thinking of some options here
MUSIC

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SCENE SIXTY-FOUR

UREHS ROOM / MR. ADASIS RESIDENCE

NARRATOR
Back at Mr. Adasis residence, Urehs room
SFX:

PHONE RINGS

Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:

Hello
Hello its long I heard from you
Awongo, I thought you had something important to say
Please dont say its over, I miss you more than words can say
your remorse has quenched part of my anger but its still remaining
Im so happy that Ive got that off my chest. When can we see?
Hmmnot so fast bro. I didnt say weve reconciled, Im not that easy.
Goodbye

SFX:

PHONE CALL ENDS

Ureh:

Just imagine him concluding that everything is back to normal. What can I do,
I must find a way to leave this house. Im suppose to be an independent
woman, I.

SFX:

PHONE RINGS

Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:

Hello
My thoughts have been of you since you left you are the
Who is this?
Sinclair baby Sinclair
The number didnt register in my phone
You refuse to pick my calls so I decided to use a different Sim
Thats wise of you
Ureh Im sorry about
Please no more apologies for today
(CONFUSED) But Ive not apologized before
Someone else did
Oh your boyfriend Can we meet?
When?
Today
Its impossible; Im on house arrest
Is there any man on the face of the earth that can do that
Surprisingly yes, my father. He believes he wants to turn me into a lady
Could you make it on Saturday a week from now?
Have you got the money for an escort?
But we are friends. Couldnt you just come on as a date?
Ill be there

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Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:

Your father is doing a nice job

Yes, but I cant wait to escape. There are so many donts. Imagine now I have
to read bible and preach it to my father
At least he has curbed your appetite for money
Not really. Whats the use of money if I cant spend it? My father has
everything money can buy
You could go shopping for girly things
With my father as escort? No thank you. Im not sure Ill be able to come
Please try, Id rather go with you. So dont even suggest Perezi finding a
substitute
MUSIC

SCENE SIXTY-FIVE
AWONGOS RESIDENCE
NARRATOR
Some days have gone by since Awongo traveled. Kperin his sister is now living in his house.
The story continues in Awongos house
SFX:

SWEEPING

Deri:
Kperin:
Deri:
Kperin:
Deri:

Neighbour good morning oh

Good morning, my name is Kperin
Deri is my name. Hmm!
What Hmm all about
I dont mean to gossip but Awongo has a serious girlfriend that he would sell
is tooth for Just because shes not around he pretends as if he doesnt have
one. I just say I should let you know
(LAUGHS) Im his sister
Ah! Sorry. Its just that I dont trust men; my heart has been broken
Maybe youve met the wrong ones so far, but believe me theres prince
charming
I pray I find mine soon. Awongo seems to be one
Sort of, the girl Ureh must be very special
You havent met her?
No, but my brother talks about his love for her twenty four seven sometimes I
feel like gagging his mouth
Have you tried it before?
You mean to gag him (LAUGHS) only in my dreams

Kperin:
Deri:
Kperin:
Deri:
Kperin:
Deri:
Kperin:
Deri:
Kperin:

MUSIC

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SCENE SIXTY-SIX
AWONGOS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Back at Awongos residence
SFX:

KNOCK ON DOOR

Kperin:

Just a minute

SFX:

DOOR OPEN

Chizi::
Kperin:
Chizi:
Kperin:
Chizi:

Hello, Kperin long time no see

Do I know you?
Its me Chizi
Sorry the name doesnt ring a bell
Chizi Chizito I was the one that escorted you and Awongo when you
went for your school registration
Okay, eh now I remember (LAUGHS)

Kperin:

SILENCE
Chizi:
Kperin:
Chizi:
Kperin:
Chizi:
Kperin:
Chizi:
Kperin:
Chizi:
Kperin:
Chizi:
Kperin:
Chizi:
Kperin:
Chizi:
Kperin:
Chizi:
Kperin:
Chizi:

Is Awongo at home?
No, he traveled
Damn!
Any problem?
Yes there is but you cant solve it, but it concerns you
Me? How What
Its your forms, you entered school with fake SSCE result
Me? I didnt, its just that I combined two results slip
Its not the matter of two result sip I saw your name in the list compiled to be
published in newspaper
Which newspaper?
I dont know which one theyll choose, havent you heard or seen names
published in newspapers for those that entered university with fake result
Yes I have but. I didnt
Are these not photocopies of your credentials? There is no time to waste, the
guy is in Lagos, I live close to him, Im just opportuned to see the list. Im
going back to Lagos tomorrow
What do I do?
The guy said six hundred thousand is for him to
(SCARED) Where will I get that kind of money?
Its up to you, its your life. Imagine everybody hearing youve been thrown
out of school. Your name in newspapers, a tarnished image forever, how will
you face people?
Let me call Awongo
But eh

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SFX

PHONE BUZZ

Kperin:

The phone is ringing but he is not picking up There is money but its not up
to six hundred thou
(EAGERLY) How much?
Two hundred thousand, but its Awongos own
Off course its Awongos own I could persuade him to hold the two hundred
as part payment, then bargain for him to bring the price low
Thank you so much, Ill get the money

Chizi:
Kperin:
Chizi:
Kperin:

MUSIC

SCENE SIXTY-SEVEN

UREHS ROOM / ADASIS RESIDENCE

NARRATOR
Back in Urehs room at Mr. Adasis residence
SFX

PHONE RINGS

Ureh:
Awongo:

Hello
Ureh I know your hurting but I feel your pain, let the past be the past. Give
me a second chance to prove my love for you. Love you like no man could
I called you to share in my joy. Ive got my job back and Ive also been
promoted
Congratulations. Im sure the good girls that dont sleep around will be
waiting for you. You can share your joy with them
Ureh you know your part of me, do you want me to perish?
Sure the words for the girls coming up Im tired of words. I need to see love
in your action

Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
SFX

PHONE CALLS ENDS

SCENE SIXTY-EIGHT
CHIZIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Chizis Residence

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Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:

Awongo yourre back

Yes my friend, Ive just come back. There is business on ground.
Im all ears
Ive got the initial capital to kick off, the problem is I cant go to the market
with you
So whats in for me and whats my contribution
Ive got the capital and the links. You go to the market supply according to
specification. We split the profit fifty-fifty
(LAUGHS) Chai! The deal is too good to be true
Thats not all, well be getting such deals on monthly basis
That means my money problem is over
Lets go to my house
(HESITATING) Your house?
Yes my house (LAUGHS) Oh you think I camelled to your house, I came with
the company car. My luggage are still in the boot
You mean youve not reach your house yet?
No, I had to tell you about the business
So what Im I to buy
Mattrases, pillows and some clothes to cover furniture when its not in use
I was just about going out before you came. Ill come to your house in the
evening if its okay with you
Okay Ill be expecting you
MUSIC

SCENE SIXTY-NINE

AWONGOS RESIDENCE
NARRATOR
In Awongos Residence
Awongo:
Deri:
Awongo:
SFX

Where could this girl have gone to

Awongo, welcome. Kperin asked me to keep the keys for you
Thank you

KEYS RATTLE, DOOR OPEN

Awongo:

Ahhome sweet home

SFX

OPENING OF DRAWERS, SCATTERING OF BOOKS AND OTHER

HOUSEHOLD ITEMS

Kperin:

Eh! Awongo, youre backwhy are you looking so worried, what are your
looking for?

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Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:

Im looking for the money I kept here

The one you couldnt take back to the bank that day
Yes
You, you want to buy more furniture?
No
Thank goodness, I was scared that youll need it urgently. I gave it to Chizi
Please tell me youre joking
(SCARED) He said my name would be published in the papers that I used
fake result
Did you use fake result to enter the university?
No
You are really an idiot, two hundred thousand toput your name
No to stop them
(VERY ANGRY) Shut up! You think money grows on trees

SFX

BEATING

Kperin:

(CRYING AND SHOUTING) Awongo sorry brother, brother sorry, Im sorry

akai

SFX

THROWING OFF THINGS

Kperin:
Deri:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Deri:
Kperin:
Deri:
Awongo:
Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:
Awongo:

(SCREAMING) Help, help

Ha! Awongo stop
(SCREAMS)
My God! What have I done?
Kperin! Kperin, talk to meremove your hand let me see
(MURMURING CRYING) Mmh, mmh, mmh, mmmmh
Awongo the stapler you threw, has cut her eye
(SCARED) Her eye!
Her eye lid
Eh!... Awongooh Deri
Spare me your greetings
Where is the money you collected from my sister? How could you dupe my
own sister?
I didnt dupe her, she gave it to me willingly. I told her about my rent problem
she decided to give it to me. Who am I to refuse?
(CRYING) Its a lie, God will punish you. Mmh mmhmmh
I better take her to the clinic. It might need a stitch

Chizi:
Kperin:
Deri:

SILENCE
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:

So what do we do now?
Chizi, give me back my money
Sorry, I havent got it. Ive used it so are we still in business
Business, business the money you stole and squandered was my capital. This
is the first task my boss has linked me, to get extra cash now youve messed it
up
All I want to know is are we still in business

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Awongo:

Get out of my sight before I do something Ill regret

MUSIC

SCENE SEVENTY

OUTSIDE AWONGOS HOUSE

NARRATOR
Chizi meets Perezi on his way out. Close to Awongos house
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:

Bros good afternoon

Good afternoon
I beg as you dey live here, you done see Ureh?
What do you want her for?
Weting that one come mean
If you wont tell me then I cant help you
Okay me and Ureh get deal. She no dey I no go get the deal
So how much will you give me?
Eh?... Just to tell Ureh say I comeee just be say her phone no dey go
No money, no information
Okay I go give you one k
Its obviously a childs play, no deal
Okat 5k
Ten thousand last
Ha.. how much me I go come get?
Ten thousand no less
Oya collect
Wow just like that, I get the feeling I should have asked for more
Hem! Make I give you warning. I don cough 10k give you. I wan see Ure or
you tell me were she dey. If no be so bring my money
To where?
For ha! How I go tell you were I deygive me ya phone no.
No can do
Collect my own but make you no fail me or you go take anything wey you see

SCENE SEVENTY-ONE
UREHS ROOM/ADASI RESIDENCE
NARRATOR
In Urehs room in Adasi residence

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Ureh:

(COUGHING)

SFX

PHONE RINGS

Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:

(SWEETLY) Hello
Hello Ureh You sure are in a good mood today
Of course, Im in a good mood, Im smoking chaff and my problems go away
with the smoke. Out of my room
Ureh I really
(DISAGREEING) Eheh dont start that your love sermon. I dont want
to hear a word off. Stop calling my phone. Are your ears not functioning?
Go back to your good babes. i
(EARNESTLY) Ureh, Im in trouble
(SCARED) What kind of trouble
I was duped, and I need money or else Ill be going back to square one
How much do you need?
Two hundred thousand
Ha!... I dont have that kind of money now

Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:

SILENCE
Ureh:
Awongo:
Mr. Adasi:
Ureh:

Dont worry Ill see what I can do about it. When do you need it
The sooner the better. If you can today Ill be more than glad
(CALLING FROM AFAR) Ureh! Ureh!
(HURRIEDLY) Sorry Ive got to go. My father is

SFX

PHONE CALL ENDS

Ureh:

Coughing

SFX

SPRAYING, FAN ROTATING, SPRAYING

Mr. Adasi:

Ureh! Ureh!

SFX

DOOR OPENS

Ureh:
Mr. Adasi:

Aaah!... dont you knock

Im sorry I saw fumes come out of your room (COUGHING) What in
heavens name were you doing. Burn down my house then purify it with
different fragrance of perfumes?
And insecticide
Open the windows wide. Move out do you want to kill yourself something
smells bad, kind of like cigarette, no not cigarette, I cant place a name on it
(UNCERTAINLY) Ehmyes thats theres something I perceived so I
decided to spray my room
With perfume?

Ureh:
Mr. Adasi:
Ureh:
Mr. Adasi:

SILENCE

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Ureh:

(HUMBLY) Daddy I have to go to

Mr. Adasi:
Ureh:
Mr. Adasi:

(SURPRISED AND HAPPY) You called me daddy

Yes, you are my father
Ive waited so long to hear you say it
SILENCE

Mr. Adasi:
Ureh:

So what did you want to discuss

Im sorry for being rude sometimes. Ive learnt at from you this few weeks.
But I miss my mum. Id like to go spend sometime with her. Ive never spent
time with her at least not like mother and daughter
SILENCE

Mr. Adasi:
Ureh:
Mr. Adasi:
Ureh:
Mr. Adasi:
Ureh:
Mr. Adasi:
Ureh:
Mr. Adasi:
Ureh:

Alright well just have to inform your mother youre coming

Yes and Ill need some money
of course Ill give you money
Two hundred thousand
For what?
Daddy its not for trivial spending, I spoilt my classmate laptop, I want to buy
it for her
No problem you can get one from my office, whats her brand
No daddy I promised her Ill give her the money to buy her laptop back.
Remember you said we are stewards. I must learn to be careful and diligent
No problem Ill just tell your mother
Daddy please dont she doesnt know I spoilt it. She would kill me if she
found out. She warned me not to borrow the laptop. Please daddy I promised
to be a good girl from now on.
MUSIC

SCENE SEVENTY-TWO

CHIZIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Chizis House
SFX

KNOCKING

Chizi:
Perezi:

Yes who is that?

Na me Perezi, you dey fear?

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Chizi:

Afraid of what, you?

SFX

DOOR OPENS

Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:

Where Ureh?
Am I her keeper? How did you know where I live?
(LAUGHS) You wan carry me play. Weting she talk?
Ive not seen her, and if you want the ten thousand back, its not available

SFX

SLAP AND BEATING

Perezi:

(BREATHING HEAVILY) You dey craze. You wan chance me (SLAP) I

know as I go take find person wey owe me fifty naira, come be person wey
owe me ten thousand naira. Stupid idiot!

SFX

OPENING OF DRAWERS AND LOCKERS

Chizi:

Get your hands off my things Ill get you the money back

SFX

SLAPS AND KICKS, CHIZI SHOUTS

Perezi:

Common sit down dere. Time do pass for gentle man talk now I go collect the
thing wey I like wey reach ten thousand ha see money eh
Please just take ten, its my house rent
Chai Perezi, this one na harvest for abundance. You look me like say I be ya
fatherthis money done do me
You cant collect two hundred thousand in place of ten thousand heres your
ten thousand
Oh! De money been dey yor pocket, oya common gimmi
Put my money back
You be real omuntu. I no dey give you shishi next time make you no try to
cheat person not to talk of Perezi
Ill get you arrested
(LAUGHS) If police go catch me no be for ya head my boy. I do beta deal
them never catch me na to collect money from thief like you
Ive got your number Ill track you down
Even if you call am now the line no dey. I don thruway am. But ee good say
you no see Ureh the money wey I get now beta pass all de deal for Ureh head
(LAUGHS)

Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:

SFX

DOOR CLOSES

Chizi:

Kai! Im finished what have I done? Karma is catching fast on me. I should
never have lied and cheated Kperin and Awongo. Mr. Landlord will definitely
throw me out
MUSIC

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SCENE SEVENTY-THREE

UREHS ROOM/ADASIS RESIDENCE

NARRATOR
Back in Urehs room at Mr. Adasis residence
SFX

DIALING

Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:

(ON PHONE) Hello

(WHISPERING) Ive got it
Whos this?
(WHISPERING) Its me Ureh. Im using my dads landline. Thats why its
not registered in your phone. Ill be there in the evening. If I can get my
father of my tail. Hes good but good to a fault, Im really
(FROM AFAR) Ureh! Ureh!
(HURRIEDLY) Sorry, Ive got to go, I can here him calling

Mr. Adasi:
Ureh:

MUSIC

NARRATOR
Wow! How time flies. Thats all folks, for Episode Six. Find out in Episode Seven what
became of Chizis plight. Will Ureh be able to conceal that fact that the money is for Awongo
and who will she choose to be with Awongo or Sinclair? Tune again same time same
station next week.

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EPISODE SEVEN

NARRATOR
Welcome to your favourite soap opera on radio Lawless. Last week Chizi obtained Two
Hundred Thousand from Kperin by trick only for the money to be collected by Perezi whom
Chizi had promised information at the price of Ten Thousand Naira. Ureh tells her father she
needs Two Hundred Thousand to buy a Laptop when in actual fact the money is to save
Awongo from going down to square one. The story continues in Ebitimis house

SCENE SEVENTY-FOUR

EBITIMIS HOUSE
Mr. Adasi:
Ebitari:
Mr. Adasi:
Ureh:
Mr. Adasi:
Ebitari:
Mr. Adasi:
Ureh:
Ebitari:

Ebi darling I should be on my way now that Ive seen her safe and sound in
your hands
I see she has become sensible
I hope the discipline I instilled in her will be there when she comes visiting
Sure! Daddy (LAUGHING) Im your daughter. Mr. Adasis daughter
(SERIOUSLY) Ebitari my love have you decided on what I proposed?
Please give me more time to settle some
Fair enough at least its not capital NO. Ureh be a good girl
yes daddy
Have a safe trip

SFX

CAR DOOR OPEN AND CLOSE. CAR ZOOM OFF

Ureh:

Aunty Ebitari I mean mummy Id like to stay in my own house for a

while
Alright but no late nights
Thanks mum

Ebitari:
Ureh:

MUSIC
NARRATOR
Ureh decides to go to Awongos House

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SCENE SEVENTY-FIVE

AWONGOS HOUSE
SFX

KNOCK ON DOOR

Kperin:
Ureh:

Yes, can I help you

Emm, help me? Chei! I done suffer (PHONETISED ENGLISH) I no blame
you na Awongo I blame (SIGNS DRAGINGLY)
Awongo:
(FROM WITHIN) Kperin who is it
Kperin:
I dont know, she
Awongo:
(HAPPILY) Ureh! Youre back
Ureh:
(ANGRILY) Put me down, put me down
Awongo:
(PUZZLED) what did I do now
Ureh:
Awongo enough is enough! If I ever stupidly come back to you call me a
bastard!
Awongo:
Aah!
Ureh:
Do you have to humiliate me? Ive stayed these few weeks without you. You
know I have a soft spot for you; I cant stand to see you suffer, you treat me
like dirt, but that will change
Awongo:
Ureh but I
Ureh:
Spare me your excuses. It its over between us all you need do is tell me. It
may hurt me but I wont die instead of leading me on in this fools paradise
Awongo:
Ureh whats wrong?
Ureh:
I dont believe this; you dare to deny it when its staring you in the face. Why
am I even wasting time?
Awongo:
Ureh wait!
Ureh:
Dont touch me (PHONETISED PIDGIN ENGLISH) I be correct Dobber
man, I no know any body except my owner (ENGLISH) go back to your
girlfriend
Kperin/Awongo: (LAUGHS)
Kperin:
Im not his girlfriend
Awongo:
Kperin is my sister
Ureh:
I
Awongo:
Please come in
Ureh:
Im sorry
Kperin:
Its okay
MUSIC
SCENE SEVENTY-SIX
EBITARIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Ebitaris Residence

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SFX

SWEEPING, DUSTING OF CARPET

Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitari:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:

Ebitimi!
Yes Mr. Tarimu
Oh how its Mr
Youre the one that started it. You use to call me Ebi darling or softly Ebitimi
You flaunt your ex in my face
I never promised you anything more than friendship
You go out on several dates with me you just behave as nothing is developing
between us To make it worst I have to endure seeing you with him
Adasi is Urehs father, he has every right
Dont give me that crap, its time for you to make a decision between both of
us. Whom you choose
Thats no contest, I only regret that I ever agreed to a plate of food and wine in
the name of a date
(IRRITATED) Its not how much I spent, choose between me Mr. Tarimu and
your Mr. Adasi
From today our relationship is that of Landlord and tenant. Please dont ask
me for any more dates
Youll regret this
Not as much as I regret the dates I went with you

Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:

MUSIC

SCENE SEVENTY-SEVEN

UREHS ROOM
NARRATOR
Ureh is resting in her apartment
SFX

PHONE RINGS

Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:

Hello Sinclair
Yes, I just called to find out if youll be able to come
Sorry I I cant
Your father must be really tough
It has nothing to do with my father. Im starting on a clean slate with my
boyfriend Awongo. I dont want anything to jeopardize my relationship
Do what youve got to do, no hard feelings. Take care
I will Im sorry to disappoint you

SFX

PHONE CALL ENDS

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SFX

DOOR OPEN AND CLOSE

Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:

Awongo! Dont you knock?

The door was slightly ajar
You should have knocked, I dont want you to make a habit off it
Whats all these?
Gosh! Dont exaggerate. Its only three wrap of chaff
Which you want to inhale. You promised
Yes I did, but I need it. I cant do without it. This three is the last Ive got.
Ive got to buy some more. Without it my nerves become jumpy
You need helpyouve become addicted to it. The sooner you get help the
better
Awongo! Loosen up. Youre too young to start behaving like my father
Youve got to
I came here for a break. Ive got enough rules and regulations from my father,
I dont need more from you
If you are not willing to try then its better we end our relationship, cause I
cant help to see you destroy us. How am I to concentrate on work and loving
you when Im looking over my shoulder expecting something to go wrong that
I cant control
(REMORSEFULLY) Alright, Ill try to be good but please be patient. Ill do
whatever it takes. I love you, Ill always love you
I love you too. Well solve it together

Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:

Ureh:
Awongo:

SCENE SEVENTY-EIGHT
AWONGOS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Awongo returns to his house
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:

Awongo food is ready Eh you what about my industrial attachment?

Oh! I almost forgot. Yes, Ive found a place youll start on Monday
(HAPPILY) That soon?
Get your credentials and forms ready. You may have to go through interview,
two passport photographs
Ive use up the ones I had
Make new copies

SFX

PHONE BUZZING

Chizi:
Awongo:

Hello
Hello Chizi, can you come to my house lets go through the method of
delivery of the items

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Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:

(PUZZLED) You still want to do business with me?

Sure, why not
Alright, Im coming
MUSIC

SCENE SEVENTY-NINE

NARRATOR
A week has passed since Awongo told his sister Kperin that he has found a place willing to
accept her as a trainee. The story continues in Awongos house
SFX

KEYS RATTLE, DOOR OPEN

Awongo:

Kperin! Kperin! Where could she have gone to, I will not tolerate any
impromptu outings

SFX

OHONE BUZZ, PHONE CONTINUE TO BUZZ

Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:

Hello
Where are you?
Dont waste your credit Im close to the house

SFX

PHONE CALL ENDS . SILENCE

Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:

(HAPPILY) Am back
(STERNLY) Where are you coming back from? And what are in those bags
I went shopping with Ureh
You did what?! Why did you bring her things here? Take it to her house
They are mine
What do you mean by that? If youve touched my money be ready
(HASTILY) I didnt, Ureh bought if for me. She said I need presentable
clothes and shoes for my IT, so that Ill stand out
How much did she spend?
Forty thousand for me, twenty for herself its not extravagant she bought
four suits, six camisoles, two shoes and one sandals, in case I need to rest from
cover shoes
(TAKES A DEEP BREATH) Hmm Its good that she bought it for you. But
you should live according to your means
(SULKILY) But Im living according to my means. These things are present.
You dont know how it feels to wear things that are not in vogue. In that
office everybody wears suit. You didnt even notice, so how can you even
think of buying it for
(ANGRILY) keep quiet!... (TALKING FAST) I will not tolerate this union
with Ureh. I cant afford to let you learn her ways

Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:

Awongo:

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Kperin:
Awongo:

Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:

Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:

I dont care shes good to me

If you interrupt me again, Ill cease all those things. There is more to Urehs
life you do not know. She has rich relations among other sources of income.
What you owe Ureh is salutation, nothing more. Shes not your friend is
that clear?!
yes
(SULKILY) Shes already a burden to deal with. I dont need any person on
my list of loved ones that needs correction facility
Ah!!!... Ureh!... please dont cry
(COOLY) How long have you been standing there?
Long enough to know Im a nuisance
Im sorry that you heard that
So am I, at least I know how you truly feel about me (SOBBING) Does it give
you pleasure to torment me? Ive promised to try and change Ive not taken
any chaff for one week now. Ive not misbehaved, but you dont see my
effort. Whats the use of my trying when youll always see me in the wrong
Ureh, Im sorry I was trying to protect my sister
From the filthy Ureh the drug addict, prostitute
Good Lord! I never said that
You dont need to, it was implied you couldnt bear to smear your sisters ears
with such language
Ureh, Ureh, wait
(SOBERLY CHOKINGLY) Please, Ill like to be alone, dont follow me
Can I come later? I need to explain what you heard
Am not that daft. This is the last time I fall for your tactics. Its over between
us
MUSIC

SCENE EIGHTY

EBITIMIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Ureh after having slept to rest still feels the burden of her breakup with Awongo decides to
got o Ebitimis house for company
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Mr. Tarimu:

Mummy good afternoon

Whats wrong? Did you Awongo beat you?
No! why would you say that?
Your eyes are red and puffy besides I notice that you spend most of your
time in his house
I was sleeping; I think it might be early signs of Apollo
Ebitimi! Ebitimi!

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Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:

Yes Mr. Tarimu

Your rent is expiring next moth. Ill need my house, my son is coming back
Mr. Tarimu, I still have six months left
Thats not what is in my receipt

SFX

FLIPPING OF PAPERS

Mr. Tarimu:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:

Look at it here
Good afternoon sir
The numbers have been mutilated its not clear, I better bring my receipt
SILENCE

Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:

Here it is
(SURRENDERING) Alright your receipt is in order. It expires in six months
time but I need my house in a months time. I will refund you your money
Thats not fair, where will I find a house at such short notice. You should at
least give me three months notice
To be for warned is to be for armed, I need my house, good day!
SILENCE

Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:

Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:

I just cant understand how some men behave (PUZZLED) Ureh! Why are
you looking so drowsing. Did you go to a party last night?
No
What did you do last night, where did you go?
Honestly I didnt go anywhere
(ANGRILY) That is one thing with you. Nobody can get the truth out of you.
Youre yet to change from your evil ways
(ANNOYED) Why cant anybody trust me, you left me on my own, deprived
me of my fathers love and care. You all live good lives with good character
and home children that are brilliant and well mannered. You expected me to
become all that in a month. Whats the use in trying if you still believe in my
past mistakes?
Have you finished? If youre trying to work yourself pity on me youve
failed. Im not that easily convinced like your father
Im sorry I spoke that way to tell you the truth. I miss daddy
(SURPRISED) You do?
Yes
I thought you said the rules were too much and were a bit suffocating
It was, Its easier to work with laid down rules. Besides, I miss the grandeur
and having things at my back and call. Ill be going back tomorrow
(HAPPILY) Thats great! I better let your father know youre coming
(URGENTLY) No please, I want it to be a surprise. A lovely surprise, from
there I will go back to school
Alright
MUSIC

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SCENE EIGHTY-ONE

NARRATOR
Back at Urehs House
SFX

PHONE CALL

Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

Hello
Perezi?
Ahah na me nah... dubber man, anything
I need some chaff
(LAUGHS) Weting happen. Ah thing I been tell you say you no go fit stop
chaff
Do you have some?
I get enough. But no credit
dont worry I have enough money for now. Can I come and stay with you
(SURPRISED) Otio! Weting happen to ya house and Awongo, abi una don
broke marriage
(GIGGLES) Something like that And if you have any runs Im interested
Oh girl weting dem do you? Last week you say you want turn saint this week
you want overtake devil for bad thing (LAUGHS) Abi de ting wey I talk don
happen? Dem still dey do you, like say you no followwish time you go
come?
Tomorrow
make you call me. I go tell you wey you go drop. I go come carry you.
Because I been done discharge from de oder hide out

Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

Ureh:
Perezi:
SFX

PHONE CALL ENDS

Ureh:
Deri:
Ureh:
Deri:

Deri, welcome
Hi, girl you look pale
I must be having symptoms of cold
(GIGGLES) Your eyes are bright even though puffy. You have your hands on
your jaw with that lost look. I think youre love sick Did you quarrel with
Awongo?
Yes how did you know
It takes one to know one. Ive been through it several times. You should try
to reconcile with him. Where is he?
Gone to work
Tomorrow we can
I wont be around tomorrow
Where are you going?
I eh Im going to my fathers house
If you dont reconcile before you live get ready for heartache, unending
gloomy mood to mention but a few. The ache may be for months or weeks. If
youre lucking it will be for days

Ureh:
Deri:
Ureh:
Deri:
Ureh:
Deri:
Ureh:
Deri:

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SCENE EIGHTY-TWO
AWONGOS RESIDENCE
NARRATOR
At Awongos Residence
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:

Chizi I called you here to share our profit

Theyve paid, so soon which of the contracts
The two of them
(JUBILANT) Men, my problems are solved. Its nice doing business with
you.
This is your share
(ANGRY) Whats this
Sixty thousand naira only
So you planned in cheating me, thats why you never allowed me to handle
money. Awongo, I thought you were a God-fearing and straight forward man
Is that why you take me for granted. Im still God-fearing and straight
forward
If my calculations are correct our profit is seven hundred and twenty thousand
naira, and youre giving me only sixty thousand is it because youre the one
that brought the capital
Far from it my friend. Your calculations are correct our profit is seven
hundred and twenty thousand Naira subtract two hundred thousand that was
capital.
You get five hundred and twenty thousand, why give me only sixty
Chizi relax, Ive not finished. Divide five hundred thousand by 2 you get two
hundred and sixty thousand. Ive taken my share and given you yours. I give
you the sixty and take two hundred thousand that you duped my sister
I thought youve forgiven me
Yes I have. But you must reap what you sow
Revenge! Is best served cold, is that it?
Mmh Revenge is a hostile word. Lets say I collected the money you owe
me. If I have paid you in full, will you have thought of paying me back my
money?
SILENCE

Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:

I didnt think you would However, are you still keen on continuing our
business?
Sure but I hope you wont deduct my money
Try not to trick me and youll be safe
Am in.
MUSIC

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SCENE EIGHTY-THREE
PEREZIS HIDEOUT
NARRATOR
At Perezis Hide Out
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

Ureh! Weting you wan do, drop am!

Just a little
I no wan make you turn mugu
My nerves are tense, just one, to relax
Oya take one do quick make we go de party place so dat we go fit corner
the beta guys before girls wey no reach go get them for

SFX

PHONE RINGS

Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:

For Gods sake whose calling me

Na Awongo
Give me the phone. Hello
Hello my darling. Guess why Im calling
(WITHOUT EMOTION) Ive been paid for the contract, Ive been offered
another one I can now pay you back the money say something

PHONE GOES OFF

Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

Imagine the insult. I gave him money, he is calling to repay me

You for collect am. How much be de money?
Never mind. If he calls again, dont pick it. Infact dont pick any call from
my family and
Make you just remove de sim put another one till you ready
MUSIC

SCENE EIGHTY-FOUR
TARIMUS COMPOUND
Deri:
Awongo:
Deri:
Awongo:
Deri:
Awongo:

Awongo good morning are you ready to go to work

Yes Im waiting for Kperin to
Mind if I come along
Not at all Deri have you seen Ureh?
She traveled didnt she tell you?
No

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Deri:
Awongo:
Deri:
Awongo:
Deri:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:

You look upset

I am, I miss her and it hurts that she didnt tell me
Youre both stubborn. Ureh was crying all day before she left
Maybe she has gone back to school
Call her
Ive tried but her number is not going through Kperin
Yes, Im coming!
How long will it take you to powder your face?

SFX

DOOR OPEN, CLOSE, KEYS RATTLE

Kperin:
Deri:
Kperin:

Deri, good morning

Oh my, youre really a sight for sore eyes. You look glamorous even in suits
Thank you
MUSIC

SCENE EIGHTY-FIVE

PEREZIS HIDEOUT
NARRATOR
Back at Perezis Hide Out
Ureh:
Perezi:

Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

(SOBBING)
Ureh make you hold body see I no fit do baby sitter work. You dey die for
Awongo. Call am eeh, eeh, you no gree. Forget am, eeh, eeh, you no gree,
weting you want I take you go party you chop dance, make beta money. All
dat one no enter ya eye
(SOBBING BECOMES LOUDER)
Weting I talk wey you increase volume?
(LAUGHS)
(BAFFLED) Weting make you laugh, abi crase don dey start? Cry one, laugh
one
(SNIFFS AND COUGHS) Im bored. Give me your phone, I want to call
Sinclair
No finish my credit. In short, take Make I go buy sim for you. No cry
again I dey come
SILENCE

SFX

PHONE CALLING

Sinclair:

Hello, Perezi have you got a girl for me?

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Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:

(SNIFFS) Its me Ureh

Where is Perezi?
He has gone out. Can I still come for the party?
That would be great! Ureh you are irreplaceable. You wowed my friends;
theyre all aspiring to see you again Theres a clause though
What clause?
You smile only for me
(LAUGH) That would be difficult
(JOKINGLY) You know what I mean. The smile for me should come from the
heart, the rest you give them air hostess and receptionist smile. And you cant
date any of my friends
Thats no problem; Im a one man lady. Only circumstances make me behave
differently
MUSIC

SCENE EIGHTY-SIX

BUSY STREET
NARRATOR
Ebitari is driving on a busy road
SFX

PHONE RINGS, PHONE RINGS

Ebitari:
Mr. Adasi:
Ebitari:
Mr. Adasi:

Hellosorry I couldnt answer immediately, I was driving

Where is Ureh?
What do you mean?
I went to her school with provision and money, just a surprise only to find out
Ureh has been lying. Shes not a year one student but remedial student to
worsen it. She has not been attending classes
But the forms she show us
Theres nothing computers cant do; besides we did not scrutinize it. Im on
my way to your house. Dont tell her Im coming
But she told me two weeks ago that shes coming to stay with you
And you didnt call to inform me
Im so sorry. She looked sad. She must have been playing on my sympathy
that she misses you. I found it so sweet so when she pleaded I shouldnt tell
you that its a surprise I conceded.
May God help her when I get my hands on herIm going straight to the
police station to declare her missing. Im going to splash her name on posters
to declare her missing.
Thats outrageous.

Ebitari:
Mr. Adasi:
Ebitari:
Mr. Adasi:
Ebitari:
Mr. Adasi:
Ebitari:

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Mr. Adasi:

Thats not all. It depends on the mood Im in, I might add reward, money for
anybody that finds her. No daughter of ADASI can make a fool of him.
None!
MUSIC

NARRATOR
Dear listeners, thats all for Episode Seven of Lawless. What will Mr. Tarimu do to Ebitari
for not accepting his proposals; Deri has sworn never to date Chizi but is yearning for a
romance of her own. Awongo is still in love with Ureh but cant find her. Ureh has decided
to become an unscrupulous girl once more since nobody trust her. Will Mr. Adasi and Ebitari
catch up with Ureh before she destroys herself? Tune in again for Episode Eight of Lawless.
Same time, same station, next week.

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EPISODE EIGHT
NARRATOR
Welcome to Episode Eight of Lawless. Last week Mr. Tarimu ask Ebitari to pack out of his
house within one month claiming that his son needs accommodation but we all know its
because she refused his advances. Ureh broke up with Awongo, lied to her mother she was
going to her fathers house only to start living with Perezi in his hideout. Mr. Adasi her father
is shocked when he goes to her school and doesnt find her also learns that she was a
remedial student not year one student as she claimed.
The story continues at the police station

SCENE EIGHTY-SEVEN
POLICE STATION
Mr. Adasi:
Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:
Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:
Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:
Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:
Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:
Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:
Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:
Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:
Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:

Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:

Good afternoon, I was told Id find you here Detective Ralph I presume?
Thats correct and you are
Mr. Adasi
Please have a sit how may I help you?
My daughter is missing
When did you realize this?
Two weeks ago
And youre reporting now?
I found out today it turns out she played pranks with her mother
Your wife?
Ehm not yet lets just say, shes a love child
Oh I see; how old is she?
Eighteen, I want her snapshot to be posted every
That would not be necessary yet. By law shes an adult
Shes still a child, she has not clocked eighteen on the dot. All the same I want
her found
Do you have any snap short?
Yes Here it is
It eh
Is old, thats the last snapshot, I have of her no recent picture. Could you be
discreet, I dont want it to be blown out of proportion. Now I know pasting
her face was not a good idea. I will want you to get people you can take into
confidence.
Youll have to let me do my job. You see Im on contract with the police. I
have my own rules. My fee is
Money is no issue

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Ralph:

Thats settled, youll just have to answer a few questions to help me find her.
MUSIC

SCENE EIGHTY-EIGHT
SINCLAIRS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Sinclairs residence
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:

Ureh you make me proud. Im now the talk of town

Good for you, I wish I could pretend its okay but its not
You cant tell me you still brood over the loss of your last boyfriend You
looked so happy yesterday
Must be the drink, dancing and dim lightI thought he loved me
You could give our relationship a chance Id never hurt you. I love you
nothing can make you give me up
Only time will tell
Theres another party coming up on Friday
Is there a week you dont attend one party or another?
We dont plan it but every one of my friend tend to throw a party to beat the
last party. Its sort of has turned into a competition. Im inviting you
Dont try to be smart its all about the money. You pay, I come. If you dont, I
dont come
But were friends now, you shouldnt ask for money to
Dont even try that quiet trip, it wont work. I need my money
Ill give you, all you need do is ask, I hate it when you ask for money before
our date. Youre the love of my life.
If I believe that Ill believe anything

SCENE EIGHTY-NINE
POLICE STATION
NARRATOR
Mr. Adasi on reaching Ebitimis house asked who Urehs close companion was. When he
found out the companion was Awongo, a male, he decided to find him without telling Ebitimi
of his plans. Awongo is arrested at his office where Chizi had come visiting.
Now at the police station

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Awongo:
Adasi:
Awongo:
Adasi:

Please Sir, I dont know where she is

Then youll rot in your cell
Ive not set eyes on her for more than two weeks. She refused to pick my
calls, I
Oh! So you upset her and made her run away. Do you realize shes underage?
I anything happens to my child youre as good as a dead meat. I suggest you
start writing the statement the police requested.
SILENCE

NARRATOR
Mr. Adasi had just walk off when Chizi, who had followed them to the police station had
chance to speak to Awongo
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:

From the look of that man, he has enough dough to sentence you to life in
prison
Chizi! I would appreciate it, if you do not remind me of my plight. Please go
to my house ask Kperin to check in my brief case on top of my wardrobe, she
should give you twenty thousand. At least, let me be bailed.
But have you asked, if you could be bailed?
Yes, one of the policemen told me. Be fast about it before they change their
shift
Shift
The policeman told me that another policeman will be taking over from him

SCENE NINETY
AWONGOS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Deri visits Kperin
Deri:
Kperin:
Deri:
Kperin:
Deri:
Kperin:
Deri:

Kperin youre really lucky to have Awongo sponsoring you

Yes, but he also has the overbearing attitude of treating me as if Im an idiot
How?
He makes decisions for me. Can you imagine Im being paid ten thousand a
month
For an IT Student
The work I do is more than ten thousand Could you imagine he says after
paying my tithe of one thousand naira I should give him five thousand or save
it myself every month and my IT is for one year
So

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Kperin:
Deri:
Kperin:
Chizi:
Kperin:
Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:
Chizi:
Kperin:
Chizi:
Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:

I get only four thousand to spend. He has the money, why must I save for my
school fees?
Maybe hes trying to teach you to be responsible
I know but its so disappointing I had already made plans for
Hi girls
Chizi, good afternoon
Kperin please lets talk of living things
Deri my love, are you still bitter, I said I was sorry
Im quite sure you didnt come all the way from your house to bore me
Ha! I almost forgot Kperin Awongo said you should check in his briefcase
on top of his wardrobe and give me twenty thousand
Chizi, Chizi, youve come again
You must believe me Awongo is in the police station, he needs to
Awongo can never be in such trouble. Kperin you better be careful when
Chizi tells you good morning. Dont take his word for it, go outside and
confirm
Thats a terrible picture of me, youve painted
Kperin Ill see you later, I cant stand his company
Deri why
You always remind me how stupid I was in love. Kperin see ya
SILENCE

Chizi:
Kperin:
Chizi:
Kperin:
Chizi:

Kperin listen to reason. Awongo

Last time you duped me of two hundred thousand. Youve reduced it to
twenty thousand. Im not giving you a dame.
Alright. Ill call him on phone if its true, youll pay me one thousand Naira
I dont gamble
Alright Ill call him

SFX:

CALLING TONE

Kperin:
Chizi:

If hes in trouble why is he not picking, why didnt he call my phone?

Good question, if only I had the answer to that. One mistake and Im lebelled
evil for live

SFX:

PHONE RINGS

Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:

Hello, Awongo
Have you given Chizi the money?
So its true
Hurry up, I
PHONE CALLS ENDS

Kperin:
Ebitari:
Kperin:

Ha! Im dead oh I I eh!

Kperin!
Yes Aunty Ebi

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Ebitari:
Kperin:
Ebitari:
Chizi:
Ebitari:
Chizi:
Ebitari:

Have you seen Ureh lately?

No Aunty [BEGINS TO CRY] Aunty please save us
Who is us
Awongo was arrested; he needs to be bailed Kperin go get the money
What did Awongo do?
Urehs father took police to his office and arrested him. He says until he finds
Ureh, Awongo will remain in prison
Thats not fair Let me change into something proper Ask Kperin to meet
me in front of my house. Well go in my car
MUSIC

SCENE NINETY-ONE

SINCLAIRS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Sinclair's house
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:

(URGENTLY) Ureh! Get dress weve got a party to attend

I thought its on Friday, three days from today
This one is another one
I wasnt planning on staying the night, Ive got to inform Perezi
Hes not your father
But he is my family. He would never hurt me, we have a special bond
If you tell him, he will ask me to pay extra. This must stop this is a
relationship. I love you
I love you is too dry. When youre involve it will show
But I spend money on you,
Thats the only way Id follow you to your boring parties. Instead of circular
gist you keep talking about work and whos got the hottest chic, love does not
exist in your league
But I care for you so much
Enough to marry me?
WHAT!... Ehem eh.. What do you mean?
Dont try to hide it; you panicked. Consoled I wouldnt marry you if you were
the last man on earth. What I do is render service to you. Its a job and
nothing more
Alright get dressed
I need new cloths
But youve got
I have to keep an image; it comes with the job

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SCENE NINETY-TWO

AWONGOS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Back at Awongos residence
SFX:

CLATTER OF PLATES, SPOONS WATER POURED INTO TUMBLER

Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:

That is what a call a meal

Kperin thank you. Could you please clear the table
Youre very lucky; that woman
Ebitari
Yes, she intervened you would have slept in the cell. Now that Urehs father is
in the picture he will clear you of your love sickness
He hasnt cured me. He has worsened it Now I cant help worry where she
is, what her father will do when he finds out Ive been released and also with
the help of Aunty Ebitari

Awongo:

SCENE NINETY-THREE

DERIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Deris residence
SFX:

BOILING AND STIRRING

Mr. Tarimu:
Deri:
Mr. Tarimu:
Deri:
Mr. Tarimu:

(VERY ANGRY) Deri! Deri

Goo Good afternoon sir
How many times did I call your name?
Two times
Let this be a warning to you. The next time I find you cooking in this
verandah
But its my
Keep quiet, it may be your verandah, how that you have paid the rend. It is
still mine now and will continue to be when you pack out. Use the general
kitchen like the rest of those in one room apartment or else pay and pack into
one of the self contained
Yes sir.

Deri:
Mr. Tarimu:

Deri:

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Mr. Tarimu:

Why cant this generation obey simple rules and regulations? I will not
tolerate lawlessness in my compound. Try me again and I will show you what
Mr. Tarimu can do
MUSIC

SCENE NINETY-FOUR
EBITARIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Ebitaris residence
SFX:

CAR SCREECH TO A STAND STILL. FOOTSTEPS ON GRAVEL.

DOOR BELL RING PERSISTENTLY, AND VIOLENT KNOCKING
FOLLOWS IMMEDIATELY KEYS RATTLE. DOOR OPEN

Ebitari:
Mr. Adasi:
Ebitari:

Adasi:
Ebitari:
Adasi:

Ah! Ah? Adasi do you want to break down my door?

(PANTING) How dare you release that boy without permission?
He is a grown man, besides theres no proof he had anything to do with Urehs
disappearing act
Thats not the point. You should have asked. Do you know how disheartening
it was when I boldly told the detective I had a lead in custody only for the
detective to find out he had been released This is the last time you
Adasi, is this the way youll treat me if I accept your proposal? Count me out
(CALMLY) Sorry I shouted
Shouting is not the problem. You want to control everything around you, but
you cant control yourself
Or my love for you
(GIGGLES) Come inside lets not wash our dirty linen outside
Very good idea

SFX:

DOOR CLOSES

Mr. Adasi:

Please get me a glass of water

SFX:

LIQUID POURED INTO TUMBLER

Ebitari:
Adasi:
Ebitari:
Adasi:
Ebitari:

Here, have it
Thank you (GULPS IT NOISILY)
Do you have to gable it down greedily
Sorry I was very thirsty. So why did you advocate for his release?
You know you are a prominent figure. If all those connected to Awongo
friends and foes begin to troop to the police station. You bet the papers will

Adasi:
Ebitari:
Adasi:
Ebitari:

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Adasi:
Ebitari:
Adasi:
Ebitari:
Adasi:
Ebitari:
Adasi:
Ebitari:
Adasi:
Ebitari:
Adasi:
Ebitari:

have a field day. Talking about your love child and the injustice of the rich
class
Injustice of rich class?
Yes Adasi you are rich, I wonder why you dont choose a small young girl
My heart is for you, besides you are the young girl I want
But Ive had children, am
Its you I want, eh about the rich class
Eh yes. You are rich. Awongo is not poor but compared to you he is a pauper.
Ureh, in the past, is fund of doing the exact opposite of what shes told to do
But why? I provide her needs
Perhaps to get attention
But I gave her attention and love
(LAUGHS) I think you gave her too much love and attention. That had rules
plus regulations attached to it. Youre really get to balance yourself Adasi, you
do everything to the extreme
(PLAYFULLY) But you wouldnt object to my extreme love of you
(GIGGLING) Certainly not.
MUSIC

SCENE NINETY-FIVE
STREET
SFX:

BUSY STREET, TRAFFIC HEARD DISTANTLY

Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:

Ureh! Ureh!
(HAPPILY) Awongo. What are you doing here?
I came to do my shopping when I saw you and decided to cross the road and
come over
Youre looking good
I wish I could say the same. Ureh where were you going
Actually Im returning back to Perezis hideout I went to buy chaff. Perezi has
run out of stock
(PLEADINGLY) Ureh, come away with me. I have a new house. Ill get
help the nurse can be coming to the house to see you and so will the doctor
I cant. I cant stand people judging me
Youre destroying yourself Your father is searching for you
Im not surprised. He should get married again and channel his rules to his
wife. Now Im definitely not coming back
That will really make life unpleasant for all of us that have come in contact
with you since you were born
Im glad youre beginning to appreciate how my father thinks and acts

Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:

MUSIC
SCENE NINETY-SIX

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AWONGOS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Awongo is just returning from his shopping when
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:

Excuse me for a minute

Yes how can I help you?
You must be Awongo
How did you get to know my name?
I saw when you were brought into the police station and your name I got from
Mr. Adasi
Mr. Adasi I see so
Im detective Ralph. I have a few questions to ask you about Ureh
Mmh!
Whats your relationship with Ureh?
She was my girlfriend
Was
We had a disagreement
Would you be so kind as to expantiate that statement
She says I didnt trust her therefore we should stop seeing each other
Do you know of her whereabouts?
No
Have you seen her lately?
No
(HURRIEDLY) Eh! That will be all for the moment, but dont travel while the
investigation is going on
But Ive got new accommodation
For now youll have to remain here Thanks for your co-operation
MUSIC

SCENE NINETY-SEVEN
DERIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Deri is rinsing her clothes when Detective Ralph walks towards her
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:

Hello pretty one

Good afternoon
Please Im looking for Urehs house
Its the one over there

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Ralph:

Thanks a million

SFX:

KNOCK ON DOOR

Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:

Theres no one in there Ureh traveled

Do you know when shell be back?
No I dont mean to gossip but Ureh has a boyfriend Awongo whom she is
totally in love with. So if youre trailing Ureh, save your time
You are a cute one, so does your boyfriend also live in this vicinity?
No, I dont have one. Ureh seems to get all the good guys
So theres someone else apart from Awongo?
None that I know of, except you
Me?
If youre not of her candidates, why are you looking for her?
Would you mind if I asked you out on a date
But youre
Forget about Ureh, Ive not spoken to her yet. Youre quite homely
I dont want you to avoid the question. Have you asked Ureh out before?
No
In that case its a date
7pm tomorrow
Ill be waiting
But Im puzzled why did Ureh have a dispute with Awongo?
Nothing serious. It was just female pride. Awongo would never hurt her. He
loves her to a fault
Youre such fun to be with I just cant wait for tomorrow to come when I can
behold your face in my presence

Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:

MUSIC

SCENE NINETY-EIGHT

DERIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Deri is tiding her verandah
SFX:

SWEEPING

Awongo:

Deri! Deri! What do you think youre doing talking to that man? Havent you
learnt your experience with Chizi?
Dont tell me hes one of Chizis friends
No, he
Case close. (DEFENDING) He is just an acquaintance to Ureh. He came to
ask her out, I thinkbut everything change when he saw me

Deri:
Awongo:
Deri:

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Awongo:
Deri:
Awongo:
Deri:

Is that what he told you?

Thats what I gathered; Im going out with him so far as he is not a thief or
Chizis friend. So whatever you have against him spit it out
He is a detective working on Urehs case
So he deceived me. Well well see about that when I confront him to his faces
and call him Detective eh, how stupid of me, I didnt even ask him his name
MUSIC

SCENE NINETY-NINE

PEREZIS HIDEOUT (NIGHT)

NARRATOR
Its late in the night in Perezis hideout
SFX:

CRICKET, OWLS HOOTING, FROGS, CAR SCREECH TO A

STANDSTILL, CAR DOOR OPEN, AND CLOSE. SOUND OF
THROWING UP

Sinclair:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Sinclair:
Perezi:
Sinclair:
Perezi:
Sinclair:

Damn! Urgh! What a mess

Urrgh Urrgggh
Wetin happen to Ureh?
(FURIOUSLY) She got drunk. Infact she messed up the whole party
(LAUGHS) She break ololo?
What?
She break bottle?
If she did it would have been termed excitement. Ive never seen any thing
like it. Her eyes were red as if she was in a trans, she
Una wake dubber man, wetin una do am?
I dont think they
Oh no be one person una dey. (LAUGHS) Oya continue, my frequency dey
for ya chanal
She practically bit of one guys lips and nearly rendered the other one blind
How eem mouth take near Ureh mouth as she done drink soteyhdubale. So
where dee man dey now?
He was taken to the hospital, his lips are hanging by a thread of skin. If he
gets lucky to have his full lips back. Hell definitely have a scare
The eye one nko?
He got lucky, she missed his eye by an inch, but she will managed to claw of
the skin on his forehead close to his eyes
(LAUGHING) Chai! I don miss. Dubber man done wake
(DISGUSTEDLY) Whats so funny the girl is a maniac
So where you dey when she dey claw dem? No be you send them?

Perezi:
Sinclair:
Perezi:
Sinclair:
Perezi:
Sinclair:
Perezi:
Sinclair:
Perezi:
Sinclair:
Perezi:

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Sinclair:

Sinclair:
Perezi:

I am a gentle man. I took Ureh to one of the upstairs room to sleep of the
drink. I was still on the dance floor when the first guy the one she clawed his
face came, screaming with blood all over his face
(LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY) Sinclair, so now sin done clear for ya eye,
you no want woman again. (LAUGHS)
(ANGRILY) I cant stand this sinister laughter any longer.
(LAUGHS) Oh we done enter book level, (MOCKINGLY) see you. You wan
pimp Ureh, make I give you eem background history. Ureh grandmamma sabi
go church, she go dong give am spirit. She get waterside spirit, and God done
give her protection wey nobody fit explain(LAUGHS) Una gogive am chak
make she weak make una chop free meat. Una no no say she dey wear skin to
skin tight. Idiot, stupid mumu, mugu gbawu.

SFX:

CAR DOOR CLOSES, CAR SCREECHES AWAY

Perezi:

Come na, oh! You dey go? You for come see ya handwork. You get luck say
we no complete for deer we for show una kpako so..lida-rity yes na so Ureh
talk am. Kpako solidarity.

Perezi:

MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED

AWONGOS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Back at Awongos residence. The next day Awongo is preparing to go to work when Chizi
comes.
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:

Awongo, I came so we can go together or at least youll make my journey less

stressful if I go with you in your car and alight on the way
Lets go, have you submitted the quotations for the other contract?
Thats what Im going to do today. Where is Kperin?
She left earlier. She couldnt wait foreh Detective Ralph good morning
Morning to you too so have you got any news for me
No
Perhaps your friend here might have some clue of Urehs whereabouts
He doesnt. He doesnt live here
Do you, Mr. eh
Chizi, no Ive not got any information
Alright. Ill
(ANTAGONISTICALLY) If youre going to Deris house, she has already
gone out. Besides isnt it too early for the date to begin?
Most people are scared of police, but you speak with such unrepentant malice
that Im forced to think you have some interest in her beyond being friendly
neighbour

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Awongo:
Ralph:

Deri has been unlucky in love. I just dont want to see her get hurt
If thats your fear, feel free to wipe of such exasperated expression from your
face its none of your business but Im compelled by my good nature to tell
you that, this morning I came to see Madam Ebitari and no one else. Good
day.
SILENCE

Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:

That guy seems to have a funny way of choosing words

He must have been a down before he decided to opt for a serious profession
(HESITATINGLY) Awongo you go along, Ill find my way. It seems I forgot
something, I mean papers
Just tell me you want to see what the detective is up to with Deri
SILENCE

NARRATOR
Awongo had just left when Chizi decided to confront Detective Ralph on his way out of
Madam Ebitaris house
Chizi:
Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:
Chizi:

I could get information about Ureh but its bound to cost you
Im listening
Shes always in the company of one guy that Awongo knows
His friend
I wouldnt really call them friends. Awongo cant stand the sight of him.
Awongo may know his whereabouts. So how about the money?
How much?
Use your discretion. I wouldnt want to bill you
So far youve said nothing that sounds like a lead. When you come up with
something let me know. Here is my card. Youll like the reward especially the
one from Urehs father
Its as good as done. Ill get any information I can get from Awongo

NARRATOR
Sorry to tell you weve to the end of episode eight. What will happen to Ureh now that
Sinclair doesnt want her anymore. Can she cope with her addiction without money? What
is the fate of Awongo if Chizi obtains information and gives to the detective? Theres still
Deris feeling to consider, will she still go out with himwhen he has lied about being a
detective? What will happen to the love triangle of Mr. Tarimu, Mr. Adasi and Madam
Ebitari? Tune in again next week for action excitement, intrigue and suspense in episode
Nine of Lawless.

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EPISODE NINE
NARRATOR
Welcome to episode Nine of Lawless. Last week Sinclair dumped Ureh on Perezi after she
had disfigured two guys faces who tried to molest her, when she was in a drunken stupor.
Detective Ralph had asked Deri on a date without introducing himself as the police detective
working on Urehs case, will this mare the blooming relationship? Now relax and listen as
the story continues at Perezis hideout.

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND ONE

PEREZIS HIDEOUT
SFX:

SNORING AND SOUND OF CRICKET IN THE BACKGROUND

Ureh:
Perezi:

(SCREAMING) Go away! Leave me alone, Awongo! Awongo! Help. Perezi

where are you?
(SLEEPILY) Emh! Ureh

SFX:

TAPPING RAPIDLY

Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:

Ureh:

Ureh! Ureh!
(BREATHS RELIEF) MmhmmI was being chase, I
Na dream, oya lie down sleep. Sleep dey catch me bad, bad
(PLEADINGLY) I cant sleep
Ah tink una dey see me see trouble. Wetin dat one come mean
I want to see Awongo, he
Carry my phone call am
No please, not like that am restless. It seems as if I fought with a goat in my
dream
(LAUGHS) Eh na real goat you fight with. Sinclair paddy dem be goat
I need water, Im thirsty. My head
(WARNINGLY) As I dey go bring the water as ee enter ya mouth, lie down
sheep, no disturb me
I fee so stinky, I need a bath

SFX:

WATER POURED INTO A CUP

Perezi:

How you no go stink when you vomit for ya body? In short make you go baff
and make sure say you use stick clean ya finger before jams go enter. Eh hem!
Wash yah mouth too well, well. If you dey lucky you never swallow the suya
What happened, why am I here, where is Sinclair?
If I tell you, you go gree me make I sleep?
Mmh

Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:

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Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:

Sinclair carry you come thruway for my hand. Him say you done scatter dier
party. Him say you bite person mouth comot
Eye?
Okay ee no enter dee eye. But you commot skin. See ya finger, na dee person
body dey inside
I cant recall such incident
How ya finger take sharp like that
I scratched it on a roughly plastered wall
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND TWO

DERIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
The next day at Deris house
SFX:

KNOCK ON THE DOOR, DOOR OPENS

Ralph:

Youre not dressed for a date. At least if it was a picnic then your attire of Tshirt and Jeans trouser would have been suitable for the occasion
Good evening Detective whatever your name is
Ralph, Ralph is my name
What about the detective you never even told me you
You didnt ask
You deceived me. Lied to me
Point of correction. I didnt lie to you. You presumed and I let you assume,
till I was ready to correct hasty assumptions. In my line of work, we listen
more often than we talk
(ACCEPTINGLY) It seems like a lie and my friend, I mean neighbour doesnt
trust you
Does he have a name?
Awongo
Ive questioned him on his girlfriends whereabouts. Its natural for him not to
trust me, if I ask you out on a date. It may seem as if all I want from you is
information about Ureh
Isnt it
I dont need to lie to get a girl to date me. Im a complete picture of what
ladies read in romantic novels
(LAUGHS) Well set, jaws, broad shoulder, chauvinistic tenacious male
arrogance
(LAUGHS) I dont quite agree with the last part. So are we going on the date
Yes! Yes of course, just wait while I change into
Arent you going to invite me into your house?
This is a self contained apartment besides Im not suppose to allow you into
my house on a first date girls rule

Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:

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Ralph:
Deri:

Do I get a kiss after the date

A peck on the cheek if you behave yourself
MUSIC
SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND THREE

AWONGOS HOUSE (EVENING)

NARRATOR
At Awongos residence
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Kperin:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:

Awongo, Ive been wondering where Ureh has gone to

When did you start developing neighbourly love for Ureh?
Its just that I know you love her so much now that shes gone you must be
devastated
Mmh!
Whats the name of that guy she hangs around with?
Perezi
Mmh!... Pe-re-zi,,, where does he live?
Haba! Chizi are you working on the case?
Kperin, mind your business, the question was for Awongo
She took the answer right out of my mouth
I want to helpI really do so where does Perezi stay?
No where, hes a drifter
I know you know something. I could find Ureh if you
Chizi, let it be
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FOUR

PEREZIS HIDEOUT
NARRATOR
Back at Perezis hideout
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:

(TAPPING PEREZI) Perezi, Perezi, wake up

Mmh! Weting
Give me chaff
Were ya money?
Ill pay you

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Perezi:

You no hold money, dee one way you owe me, you never pay na him you
come wake me. (SIGNS)

SFX:

PHONE CALLING

Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:

Ureh:

Hello,Perezi
No, its meUreh
Ureh?
Why the surprise, Im using Perezis phone
Im not deaf, I know its his phone but why on earth would you call me, I
had
Please I need some money
Is there a time youre not in need of money? Now listen carefully do not call
me, youre mysterious, you behaved like a maniac
Sinclair, Im sorry some one must have put something in my drink I really

SFX:

PHONE CALL CUTS

Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

I dont believe this Sinclair hung up on me Perezi, Perezi! Perezi!

Oh God! Weting I do dis girl
Give me the chaff after all I always pay up
Do runs you no gree because of Awongo. Naw you want chaff. Chaff cost
moneyoya take, allow me make I sleep
Only one?
No make, make I vex collect am oh.

Ureh:
Sinclair:

Ureh:
Perezi:

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE

BUSY STREET
NARRATOR
In front of a restaurant down town
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:

Deri, Im sorry we had to cut our date short

I understand, duty calls
Do I get the kiss now
No, Im taking a taxi home. Its not the way its suppose to end on our first
date. Though I enjoyed it while it lasted Thanks for a lovely evening
Have a pleasant night rest my love

SFX:

BUSY STREET, NIGHT TRAFFIC CAR ZOOM OFF

MUSIC

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SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND SIX

DERIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Deri has just alighted from the taxi
SFX:

HIGH HEELED SHOES ON CONCRETE FLOOR

Awongo:
Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:

Awongo:
Deri:

Deri, youre back. Its eh

Good evening
Good evening to you too, my dear you came back early I bet
(ANGRILY) Chizi, keep quiet. I wasnt talking to you. Awongo is quiet
capable of talking. And for your information, Ralph
Ralph? Mmh! Youre already on first name terms
Ralph had an emergency call, so he is a perfect gentleman and lover
Lover youre already slept with him?
(DISGUSTEDLY) Its no use talking to you. Your mind is as corrupt as your
heart
Deri did you buy the reams of paper
Yes I did, when I came back you were not in

SFX:

KEYS RATTLE. DOOR OPENS

Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:
Mr. Tarimu:
Deri:
Mr. Tarimu:

Awongo please come in and carry them they are so heavy

If you refuse to be polite, I invite myself in
Chizi, do not try my patience for the
(VEHEMENTLY) Deri! Deri! You are really ungrateful (COUGHS)
Sorry sir
Sorry for yourself. You refuse to pay your electricity bill yet you tap
electricity from
Please sir I
I thought you were a good girl but are as crafty as the rest of your
generation (REALIZING) Oh oh oh so Awongo is the one that let you tap
electricity from his house

Chizi:
Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:

Deri:
Mr. Tarimu:

SFX:

STRUGGLING

Deri:
Awongo:
Mr. Tarimu:
Awongo:

Please sir, you will spoil my things, I have frozen food in my freezer
Please sir she will pay
Awongo are you made! You want to fight with me
No sir, please sir have mercy

SFX:

STRUGGLING AND THINGS FALLLING AND SOME CRASH LIKE

PLATES

Mr. Tarimu:

Ah! Youve wounded me we shall see its a good thing the police are not
far off
SILENCE

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Awongo:
Deri:
Awongo:

Deri:

I wonder what hes up to

There are no police in close proximity
They are, infact they are in the next compound. There was commotion there
are somebody called the police
Well, we did nothing he is the one that forcefully entered my house
Your door was open and there is no sign of forceful entry
(A LITTLE BREATHLESSLY) We are in deep trouble he is coming back with
detective Ralph and some other police
Then theres nothing to fear. Ralph is my boyfriend, were in safe hands

SFX:

FOOTSTEPS COMING CLOSER

Mr. Tarimu:
Ralph:

There, are the culprit

(FORMALLY) Good evening gentlemen and lady. Is it true that you
tampered with Mr. Tarimus electricity and when he cautioned you, you beat
him up
If three of us gathered to beat him he wouldnt be standing
(REBUKINGLY) Chizi, couldnt you try to stick to answering the question
(GIGGLING) Awongo why dont you answer. Just for the formality
I allow Deri to share light with me
(SHOUTING) Sharing? Sharing!...when you paid the electricity bill did you
pay for two people?
No, I just paid for what was on the bill
The bleeding on his hand, what
He forcefully entered my room. We were trying to push, no ehm let him out
of my house
What did he use or how did he forcefully enter?
The door was open
The fact that the door was open was not an invitation for you to enter sir
Men, take them to the station
Ralph? Youre arresting me. Taking me to police station?
(STERNLY) No need for handcuffs except they resist. Do not manhandle
them

Deri:
Awongo:
Chizi:

Chizi:
Awongo:
Deri:
Awongo:
Mr. Tarimu:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Mr. Tarimu:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
SFX:

FOOTSTEPS WALKING AWAY. CAR DOORS OPEN AT INTERVAL AND

SHUT, CAR STARTS, WARMING OF ENGINES AND ZOOM OFF
SILENCE

Ralph:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ralph:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ralph:

Mr. Tarimu. I do not mean to pry. But I think it would be better if we settle
the matter here
How? Its not possible, I must get my money or else the sooner she packs out
the better. The fact that Deri refuse to pay her electricity bill means shes
having financial crisis, that means she may not be able to pay her next rent
Has she failed to pay any other time?
No, but theres always a first time to learn to do anything including bad
behaviour
How about I pay her bills and you leave the law out of it

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Mr. Tarimu:

(HAPPILY) Ah! Thats why I needed the law. So if you pay, the matter is
settled.
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND SEVEN

PEREZIS HIDEOUT
NARRATOR
At Perezis hideout
SFX:

OPENING OF NOISY SHOPPING BAGS

Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

Ureh! Ureh! Wake up! Since wey you start to sleep for afternoon
Mmh!
(HAPPILY) Oh girl business don sheleh. See see dis waterproof bag na
party cloth dey. You go
Party?
Him even buy correct! Shoe weh dey like dee cloth. Dis party go sweet pass
all de one wey him de carry you go
(SUSPICIOUSLY PUZZLED) Who are you talking about?
Na Sinclair nah. De main man
He must be stupid
(ANGRY) Wish! One come be all dis yawa You no one go?
Over my
Hi love, not ready yet
(PHONETIZED PIGIN ENGLISH) If you no carry your dotty cloth commot
go give girls wey dey mannered, I go show you weting make dem call me
Dubber man
Show?
I know I was rude to you last time Im sorry
This party must be special to you but I cant stand the sight of you to be in
your company and that of your friends will strife me
Not those ones, these are entirely new people. Youll like them
Just because I talk calmly doesnt mean you can change my mind. GET OUT!
Do you think youre the only girl in town. There are many girls that could give
their teeth to be asked out by me
To bad it took Perezi to fix you with the first good one, that also has a maniac
side to her. Now that youve graduated you can do the toasting by yourself
(TAKES A DEEP BREATH) I dont want to hear another word from you, or
else what happened to your friends was Childs play compared to what Ill do
to you

Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:

MUSIC

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SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHT

POLICE STATION
NARRATOR
At the police station
Chizi:
Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:
Awongo:

This one that they asked us to write statement. I hope this will not end us
sleeping in a cell. All because of Deri, madam no sin committed tapping of
Chizi to be jailed on my account is but a little price for you to pay for all the
frauds youve committed, not to mention the emotional heart break you put me
through
(HAPPILY SURPRISED) You are in love with me?
Dont get excited, I was in love with you not with you in particular when you
duped me. I saw clearlyAwongo, Im sorry to
Its okay I shouldnt have taped it for you instead I should have paid the
moneyeh! Look detective Ralph is coming
SILENCE

Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:

Gentlemen you may go. Its settled.

What about the statement we wrote?
Its no longer necessary

SFX:

TEARING OF PAPERS

Awongo:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Chizi:

What about Deri, is

Shes off the hook, I just want to speak to her personally
Awongo dont worry Ill be okay see you back home
Deri please step this way please. This is the way to my office
Eh detective please can I have a word with you In private Awongo please
wait for me outside
Deri just walk straight in when you get to the T passage take a turning on your
right. The third door is my office. I wont be long, my secretary is there

Ralph:

SILENCE
Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:
Chizi:

Mr. Chizi so what can I do for you

Its more of what I can do for you. You see I got information that Ureh is
living with a man called Perezi
Where?
They said
They?
Awongo said the guy doesnt stay in a particular place for long. Hes a drifter

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SILENCE
Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:

And?
Thats all I could get out of Awongo, so how much of the ransom do I get?
Youve not said anything that is worth parting with money. I cannot see
myself in an expedition of walking the street and asking every man I see are
you Perezi. That would be a gargantuan exercise tantamount to failure from
its inception. Good evening to you until you can come up with reasonable
information.
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND NINE

PEREZIS HIDEOUT
NARRATOR
At Perezis hideout
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

Ureh dis yawa wey you perform I no like am. You don see way to make
money you thruway am. See make I tell you if you no get money I no go give
you chaff
I cant stand the sight of Sinclair. Ill do anything necessary but not with
Sinclair
Oya make you ready
Where are we going?
We go go snatch people bag or anything way we fit commodier for road
Im not going to steal, Ill go get some money from Awongo
I dey follow you, if your plan no work we go do my own
MUSIC
SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND TEN
POLICE STATION

NARRATOR
Meanwhile, at the police station
Ralph:

Deri sorry to keep you waiting

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SILENCE
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:

Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:

Deri my love, why are you so moody, it doesnt suit you

Im just waiting to hear your excuse
Excuse?
Isnt that what men do when they play tricks on a lady. Take for instance
were on a date suddenly youre called and you end up being in my
neighbourhood in time to arrest me
I have to uphold the law, I had to bring you in, I paid the bill. Thats why
youre not locked up for beating your landlord
I didnt beat him and you know it. How could you arrest me barely an hour
after our dinner date
Thats why I asked you here to put things straight. I dont mix my job with
my love life. Ive never been put in a situation where I had to choose. I love
you so much that it hurts
I wish I could believe that
It may sound familiar youve heard it many times but I do love you. But I
will not jeopardize my job. You must try not to be in position where you put
me in a fix
I could live with that
Lets go pop wine and make up
(HAPPILY) with all pleasure

SFX:

PHONE RINGS

Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:
Ralph:

Hello, Detective Ralph, how can I be of service?

Ebitari is at home, she says she has recent snapshots of Ureh. Could you meet
me at her house? Say in half an hours time
I will be on my way

SFX:

PHONE CALL ENDS

Ralph:
Deri:

Deri we eh
Cant have that drink youve been summoned (ANGRILY) I mean how are we
expected to have time to get to know each other if your works keep
interrupting
The interruptions is part of the job description
You will have to work something out. I cant be put on hold all the time. Is it
possible for me to get a taxi?
Ill take you home Im actually going to meet Mr. Adasi at Madam Ebitaris
house
(SCORNFULLY) in which case youre going to my compound how
convenient
Well be together as I drive you home
Its not the same thing will we ever have time to share just the two of us?
I cant make any promises lets just take it slow one day at a time
(ANGRILY) I can see you dont intend to be committed to this relationship

Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:

Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:

MUSIC

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SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN

MR. TARIMUS ESTATE

NARRATOR
Perezi and Ureh decide to pay a visit to Awongo in Mr. Tarimus Estate
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:

Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:

(SULKILY) What a mess! Awongo is not at home

So if him no dey we go do am my way make we break dar car wey
You cant be serious, thats my fathers car
You get papa? I think say him die
Its a long story but we are not going to vandalize my fathers car. There
could be alarm. Although thats the least of all the cars he has
So alarm dey?
When I was with him thats the only car that doesnt have a burglary proof.
He might have put it by now
Make we check am
No!
Okay what of that one wey near am
I dont know who owns it

SFX:

FOOT STEPS

Perezi:

Dee car dem lock am well, if to say I fit get jack we for remove dee tire, ee
dey new
My father normally keeps his jack in the boot. Ill go check if its open. His
driver spoilt the lock but had no nerve to report himself

Perezi:
Ureh:

Ureh:

MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND TWELVE

MADAM EBITARIS RESIDENCE
NARRATOR
Ebitaris house
Ebitari:
Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:
Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:

Detective Ralph, this is the only recent picture of Ureh

This is much better, now I know I will recognize her on sight
If she doesnt change her looks
That happens in films. I doubt your daughter things you will be looking for
her
So you believe shes not kidnapped

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Ralph:
Ebitari:
Ralph:

Shes definitely not, if she was they would have asked for ransom by now. If
she was kidnapped for ritual
God forbid!
I didnt say it has happened! I was only speculating alternatives to Mr.
Adasi Now Madam Ebitari, I need to know who her friends were, the likely
things she did
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN

MR. TARIMUS ESTATE
NARRATOR
At Mr. Tarimus Estate, Ureh and Perezi are busy with detective Ralphs car parked in the
premises
Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Awongo:
Perezi:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Perezi:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Perezi:

Perezi hurry up some one might come soon

(INFURIATIVELY; BREATHS LABOUREDLY) No be weting I dey do, abi
you wan come show power here dis one no be to beat man, dis na manpower
dem dey carry loosen tire
Okay enough just be quick. Uash! (WHISPERING) Someone is coming
(SUDDENLY) Who! Are you?
(RELIEVED) Oh, Awongo its only you
(SIGNS IN DISGUST) I think say na better person
What do you think you are doing?
Make you just mind ya business except you wan loose teeth
You dont scare me. Screw the tire back in or Ill shout and alarm everybody
Awongo please, I need the money I mean I owe Perezi; well sell the tire
How much do you owe him?
Sixty seven thousand!
Good Lord! What did you do with that kind of money?
III
Wish one come be all dis smeh smeh love, you no no say nah chaff she smoke
pass me
Ureh you need help you dont look so good
Stop speaking to me as if Im a child. I need the money and thats only way
were not screwing of those tires is if you give me the money
Alright follow me, Ive got fifty thousand at home, Ill give you the balance
tomorrow. Where can I get you?
I dey go da first hideout wey I carry you go na dear we go dey
What about the tire he has already unscrewed
Ill screw it back
Please put the jack in the boot of the other car, it belongs to my father
Awongo make I warn you. If you no bring the remaining money tomorrow,
only any thing way happen to you take am like that
MUSIC

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SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN

MR. TARIMUS ESTATE
NARRATOR
Still at Mr. Tarimus Estate
SFX:

FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING

Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:

(ALERTINGLY COUGHS) Mmh! Mmh!

(STARTLED) GooGood evening Detective Ralph
May I know why you are unscrewing my tires?
Im screwing them in
(MOCKINGLY) Change of heart eh? Its quite appalling that you have the
nerve and impetus to think of depriving my car of its tires
Im not the one that unscrewed it
No, you ignoramus was trying to help me tighten my tyres to jeopardize my
safety
I meant no harm, I didnt unscrew them
Then you had an accomplice, who was. Care to furnish me with a name?
No
So far youve been uncooperative towards the investigation. Youll need a
little persuasion in police custody to loose your tongue how did you steal
my jack without opening my boot?
Its Mr. Adasis jack, not
Your crime seems to be increasing by the second. I had better call him so he
will press charges against you also

Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:

MUSIC
NARRATOR
Wow! How time flies. Weve come to the end of Episode Nine of Lawless. Has Sinclair left
Ureh for good? What will Deri do about Detective Ralphs work always interrupting their
love life? Can there love survive it? What will Perezi do now that Awongo has been caught
by Detective Ralph? Can Awongo survive his love for Ureh which always gets him in
trouble?

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EPISODE TEN
NARRATOR
Welcome to Episode Ten of Lawless. A recap of the end of episode nine. Deri had
challenged Detective Ralph about his job always interrupting their love life. Ureh with the
help of Perezi were unscrewing Detective Ralphs tyres when Awongo stopped them
promising to give Perezi part of the money Ureh owed Perezi. While Awongo was screwing
in Detective Ralphs tyres, he arrived and apprehended Awongo.
Now sit down, relax and enjoy the drama as it continues in Mr. Tarimus Estate.

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN

MR. TARIMUS ESTATE

Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:

Awongo are you willing to co-operate or should I call Mr. Adasi?

(CARELESSLY) Do your worst, Detective Ralph
Im not the enemy youve got to trust me. If you love the girl then tell me
were she is so she will be safe
Shes not in any danger except from herself
SILENCE

Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:

Awongo, Im listening
Youve got to promise me Ureh wont be hurt and you will keep my identity a
secret
Dont you want the reward money?
No, all I care about is Ureh
Youve got a deal So what really happened to my tyres
Ureh was here with a guy that
Perezi
How did you know his name?
Thats irrelevant at the moment
Ureh was Perezi some money they were going to sell your tyres. So I paid
him part of the money. I was just screwing in your tyres when you came
I dont know why but I think I believe you
I dont need your friendship just save Ureh Ill take you to the hide out
I suggest you put Mr. Adasis jack where it came from before he comes out
so when do we meet?
Ill call you tomorrow in the evening
MUSIC

107

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN

MR. TARIMUS ESTATE

NARRATOR
At Mr. Tarimus Estate
SFX:

DOOR BELL RINGS INSISTENTLY, FRANTIC KNOCKING OF DOOR.

KEYS RATTLE. DOOR OPEN

Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitari:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitari:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitari:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitari:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitari:

Good evening Ebitari my love, Ive been expecting you

What!... You mean you disconnected my electricity on purpose
(PLAYFULLY) How else could I get you to my house in such a hurry
Please connect it. I do not find it
Come in my love. I know you are angry, let me pacify you
I dont need your pacification. Just connect my electricity
Whats all this unruly attitude, is it because he has more money?
(REALISINGLY) Oh! So all this is because of Adasi
You spent more than one hour in his company
Mr. Tarimu not that I have to explain myself to you but Detective Ralph was
also there
He still stayed after the detective had gone. I cant bear to see him in your
company alone
Whom I choose to be with is none of your business. You are worst than your
tenants that you call a Lawless bunch. Last time you jailed Deri and Awongo
for tampering with electricity when you are no better yourself
Say what you like but if you want to keep seeing that man or any man its best
you find new accommodation
You cant threaten me I have a right to
Dont even think of going to court because I will deny flat. But I can assure
you that your stay here will be very unpleasant
Ive heard enough. Just reconnect my electricity

Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitari:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitari:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitari:

MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN

AWONGOS HOUSE
NARRATOR
The next day in Awongos house
Kperin:

Awongo please hurry up Ill be late for work

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Awongo:
Kperin:

If you cant wait why not take a taxi

Its too expensive to chatter and

SFX:

PHONE RINGS

Awongo:
Perezi:
Awongo:
Perezi:
Awongo:
Perezi:
Awongo:

Hello, whos this?

Awongo, na me Perezi, na person phone be dis
Mmhmm!
I dey wait make you bring de money
Now?
Ehem na
Thats not possible Ive got to go to work, besides I have to go to the bank
first. Ill come by 11.00 oclock at my break time
Oya na

Perezi:

PHONE CALL ENDS

Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:

Kperin sorry. Youve got to go on your own

But you promised to give me a ride to my office
Here have this, chatter a taxi if you wish
(HAPPILY) Thank you. See ya.
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEEN

PEREZIS HIDEOUT
NARRATOR
Hours have passed. Awongo arrives at Perezis hideout
Awongo:

Ureh! Ureh! Wake up

SFX:

BOTTLES BEING PUSHED WITH FEET

Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:

Ureh! Ureh!
Urrgh!
Good Lord, your drunk
(HYSTERICALLY LAUGHSHICCUP SPEAKS DREAMILY) It..it was
a party H(HICCUP) Perezi even gave me chaff on FOC
FOC
Feeee..of.charge
Where is Perezi Ureh youre a mess you really need help

Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:

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Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:

(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY), Im free..ee..ee

Ive left the money for him on the table. I better return to the office Ill come
back for you
(LAUGHS IDIOTICALLY) You want me Hiccup can you pay? But I wont
be here (Hiccup) I I wont . I .. (VOICE GOES FAINT)
Ureh speak up! Where are you going?
Hiee, Hiee,mmh! Me?
Where is Perezi going?
Fountanah guest house
Which room?
(IRRITATEDLY) Oh, oh, oh, leave me (LAUGHS)
Where is it situated?
(BREATHS AS SHE SLEEPS)
So much for interrogation, shes already asleep Im sorry my love, for what
I have to do for your own good and the safety of my heart
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND NINETEEN

MR. TARIMUS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Mr. Tarimus residence
Ebitari:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitari:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitari:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitari:
Mr. Tarimu:

(ANGRILY) Ive just notice that water is not entering my reservoir, Ive paid
my
Good afternoon Ebitari
(SPONTANEOUSLY) Good afternoon, I
I hope you had a good day at your boutique?
Stop! Interrupting me. If I had a good day youve spoilt it. Ive just come
back I get into my shower and no water
Do I look like a plumber? Call one if you need one (LAUGHS) Adasi my
foot, why not call him to help you
Ill have to laugh last. You just wait and see
Till then my love, till then. But for now this is a tip of what youll be getting
until you make a wise choice
MUSIC

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SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY

AWONGOS RESIDENCE
NARRATOR
At Awongos residence
SFX:

PHONE RINGS

Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:

Hello, Chizi whats up?

Im in a mess. My landlord is stationed in front of my house. I need a place
to sleep for the night
Come over
(SURPRISED) Just like that
I take it you expected me to say no
Not exactly, I thought I would have to beg

SFX:

PHONE CALL ENDSDIALING

Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:

Hello Detective Ralph How can I be of service?

Sorry plans have change
Whos this?
Its me Awongo, Urehs friend. Ive just met her, I gathered from her that
Perezi has booked a room at Fountana Hotel
Where is it located?
I have no idea
Thank you. Ill get someone to look it up

SFX:

PHONE CALL ENDS KNOCK ON THE DOOR OPENS

Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:

Awongo! Awongo my one true friend

I wasnt expecting you to turn up in a minute
I was a few blocks away from your house when I called. (PUZZLED) Where
are you going?
Im going to buy bread and some beverage, I wont be long
You really trust me to leave me in your house when you know your sister will
soon be back
(LAUGHS) Chizi, dont suffer your brain trying to understand. Kperin is
now living in my new house which is close to were she works. Ive started
packing
No wonder your house looks a bit empty Awongo honestly you should try to
find out where Ureh is
Why?
Because you love her dont you
(CALMLY) I strongly believe that is not the real reason you want me
(DESIGNINGLY) Alright, you got me. But think of the money well get. The
ransom will be ours. Its not like we are doing anything bad to her, just
helping her parents find her
Chizi same your break

Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:

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MUSIC
SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-ONE

FOUNTANA HOTEL
NARRATOR
Detective Ralph has located Fountana Hotel with the help of his subordinates. His car and
that of his subordinates are parked inconspicuously away from the hotel
Ralph:

You guys, wait here, I think Ive spotted them. Ill take a closer lookmake
sure you dont blow the siren
SILENCE

Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

Pere, let me have a shot

ya eye done red you still wan add injection to chaff wey you don smoke
Chaff is not enough
Oya make we go inside first
SILENCE

SFX:

FOOTSTEPS WALK, KEYS RATTLE, DOOR OPEN AND CLOSE

NARRATOR
Detective Ralph who had seen Ureh and Perezi waited a few seconds then followed suit.
Since he recognized Ureh from the snapshot given to him
SFX:

KNOCK ON THE DOOR

Ralph:
Perezi:
Ralph:
Perezi:

Open up
(HASTILY) Na who be dat? I no wan anything, make you commot
Open up
I don pay money, wetin you want, I say I no want chop abi na by force?

SFX:

POUNDINGLY KNOCKING THE DOOR

Ralph:

(AUTHORITATIVELY) Open up! I want to

SFX:

DOOR SLAM WITHIN THE HOTEL ROOM

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Ralph:

(ALERTINGLY) Whistles guys! Move to the back surround the building, I

think hes escaping through the back

SFX:

KICKING DOOR OPEN

Ureh:

Ralph:

(PHUNETIZED PIGEON ENGLISH) Perezi gimme de injection na urgh

urgh! Stupid idiot na you make Perezi make him bail
Get up!...(SURPRISED) Damn it, youre delinous (SOOTHINGLY) Get
up gently lean on me
(SCREAMS ANGRILY AND SOUNDS OF LAUNCHES OF ATTACK,
RALPH CAN BE HEARD
Ha!... (BREATHING HEAVILY) I can be gentle and I can be rough

SFX:

THINGS SCATTERING AND FALLING AS THEY STRUGGLE

Ralph:

(BREATHING LABOUROUSLY) Ive never met a girl so strong and wild

I suppose there is a first time for every thing
Urghleave me, let me be (PHUNETISED PIGEON ENGLISH) I go show
you say I be dubber man for nothing
Not if your hands are handcuffed behind you
Your own done finish, you don kpeme when I comot de handcuff I no know
anybody except my owner
In your present predicament, I presume your reasoning is in epileptic
incommunicado to your other senses for you to know anybody.

Ralph:
Ureh:

Ureh:
Ralph:
Ureh:
Ralph:

MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-TWO

SINCLAIRS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Sinclairs house
SFX:

DIALING AND CALLING

Perezi:
Sinclair:
Perezi:
Sinclair:
Perezi:

Hello, Sinclair
Please let me speak to Ureh
Ureh no dey with me
Where is she?
I no be eem mama make you go dia house go fine am

PHONE CALL ENDS

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SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-THREE

MADAM EBITARIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Meanwhile at Madam Ebitaris house
Adasi:

Adasi:

(AUTHORITATIVELY) I will teach that man a lesson. Why should he

infringe on your rights? Ive got enough money to make him spend every
kobo he has in court
Adasi, you will do no such thing
Then why did you tell me?
A problem shared is half solved
If you agreed to move in as I
Move in?
I meant marry me but you keep swaying me off. Take this, wear it for me
(SURPRISINGLY) Whereehyou mean you came to propose to me? I
thought it was an ordinary visit
No time I spend with you is ordinary. I carry the ring always waiting for the
right moment so will you do me the honour be my wife
Yes
May God be praised I should buy more property for your landlord that made
you see reason
Ive always loved you. Its just that I feel now is the right time we are not
hurting anybody Im a widow and youre a widower and now we can raise
Ureh together
When we do find her lets pop wine and toast to our marriage

SFX:

PHONE RINGS

Adasi:
Ralph:

Hello Detective Ralph

Good evening Mr. Adasi Ive got good news for you. Your daughter has
been found
May God be praised\
I think you should come for her
(APPREHENSIVE) Is she alright?
Yes but what I have to say does not warrant telephone conversation as an
appropriate medium for communication. I would rather we spoke one on one
Alright. Ill be on my way They found Ureh
Thank God

Ebitari:
Adasi:
Ebitari:
Adasi:
Ebitari:
Adasi:
Ebitari:
Adasi:
Ebitari:
Adasi:
Ebitari:

Adasi:
Ralph:
Adasi:
Ralph:
Adasi:
Ebitari:

PHONE CALLS ENDS

MUSIC

114

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FOUR

BUSY ROAD
NARRATOR
Mr. Adasi is on his way to the police station in company of Madam Ebitimi
SFX:

BUSY, ROAD, HORNS BLARING, AND STEAMING CAR ENGINES

Ebitimi:

Mr. Adasi:

Im not sure well be able to beat this traffic Its getting jam packed by the
minute
I really want to see Ureh
So do I, but e have to be realistic, shes in safe hands if we dont take this
turning now, when we get past the major cross road there is no turning back.
We might as well settle for a night in this car
I better give detective Ralph a call

SFX:

PHONE CALLING

Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:
Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:
Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:

Hello detective Ralph, at your service

Im sorry I wont be able to make it to the station. The traffic is hectic
No problem everything is under control.
Let me speak to my daughter
She cant speak to you today maybe tomorrow
Then book her into a nice hotel and yourself too. Separate rooms of course
Ill take care of the bills tomorrow. My daughter cant spend a night in a
police station crunched on a desk.
Your daughter is asleep on her bed and
Where?
In the cell
Are you mad?... How dare you lock up my daughter?
I cannot jeopardize the safety of my men to suit your fatherly sensibilities.
She almost restructured my face. See you tomorrow

Mr. Adasi:
Ebitimi:

Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:
Ralph:
Mr. Adasi:
Ralph:
SFX:

PHONE CALL ENDS

Mr. Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Adasi:

Can you beat that. Detective Ralph dae to cut the call when I had not finished
What did he say about Ureh?
Shes sleeping in a cell (PUZZLED) Does Ureh use drugs?
None that I know of
He is looking for a crime to pin on my daughter. He has just made himself my
enemy. I will sue him for defamation of character, unlawful detention and
anything I can come up with before tomorrow morning
I think you should wait, investigate what happens before you begins attacking

Ebitimi:

MUSIC

115

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIVE

DERIS RESIDENCE
NARRATOR
At Deris residence
SFX:

CAR SCREECH TO A HALT, FOOTSTEPS, KNOCKING ON THE DOOR

Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:
Sinclair:

Ureh is not in
Good evening do you know when shell be back?
She traveled
Ohso whats a pretty girl doing all by herself on a Friday night. Are the
men in this area blind?
I suppose your applying for the vacant position
Yes I hope Im not too blunt
What happens to Ureh?
Trust me she doesnt consider me her friend
(LAUGHS) Im not surprised. Its all because of Awongo
Yes, Awongo the name that never leaves her lips
So why are you counting her when you know you have a rival no when
you know you cant compete with Awongo
I have a few friends who throw parties just to celebrate anything they can
come up with. The only invitation is everybody must come with a date no
solo participant
So as to stop you guys stealing babes
Its not verberlised but thats it. So be my guest just a date. If you dont
like my company, heaven forbit, Im off your path for good.

Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:
Sinclair:

SILENCE
Sinclair:
Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:
Sinclair:

Is it possible for you to think a bit faster or else well miss all the fun
Ill come
(PUZZLED) Where are you going?
To get dressed
That would not be necessary unless you have a white attire, thats the dress
code
The white I have is a lace cloth sewing into skirt and blouse and a head gear
Too traditional. Just lock up well get something from the boutique.
MUSIC

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SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SIX

AT THE POLICE STATE
NARRATOR
The next morning Mr. Adasi and Madam Ebitimi arrive at the police station
Ebitimi:
Adasi:

I wonder why its taking the detective so long to come out

He is probably developing cold fee Also regretting his stupid action of
putting my daughter in a cell

SFX:

SILENCE! FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

Ralph:
Adasi:

Good morning Mr. Adasi and Madam Ebitimi, please have a seat
How dare you lock up my daughter, my lawyers will be here soon to serve you
for unlawful deten
Mr. Adasi calm down before you make hasty assumptions
Whatever your about to tell me had better be good
Your daughter is on drugs
Cannabis eh
I didnt find anything to incriminate or gain knowledge as to which particular
type. When I found her, she was delirious and hostile...here she comes. i
(ANGRILY) Take those damn handcuffs off my daughter
(CALMLY) Sergeant remove the cuffs
Oh! Daddy Im so happy you are for me mummy
Lets go home now you are safe
(WITH VENGEANCE) I warned you didnt I (SCREAMS
ANIMALISTICALLY)

Ralph:
Adasi:
Ralph:
Adasi:
Ralph:
Adasi:
Ralph:
Ureh:
Adasi:
Ureh:
SFX:

STRUGGLING, SLAPS FALLING OF BODIES

Ralph:

What the

SFX:

SLAPS FALLING OF BOOKS, PENS STRUGGLING

Ebitimi:
Ralph:
Adasi:
Ralph:
Ebitimi:
Ralph:
Ebitimi:
Ralph:
Adasi:
Ralph:

Ureh! Ureh! (PANTING) Ureh! What has come over you?

(SATISFACTORILY) There, that should keep you docile till you leave
Take those hand cuffs of my daughter
Not if Im still with my senses. The cuffs stays on until you leave
Detective we are really sorry for the embarrassmentmy God youre bleeding
(PUZZLED) Me? Where?
On your cheek, I
Your daughters claws finally did make an impact
Just like your manhandling did on her
Mr. Adasi I suggest you leave with your family before I decide to press
charges Sergent see them out. Take the handcuffs off her when she gets to
their vehicle

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Ureh:

Daddy its all his fault I am innocent, I did nothing that warrant arrest
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SEVEN

AWONGOS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Awongos residence
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:

Awongo youre back earlygood afternoon

I came to pack my belongings
Mmhm
Ureh has been found
Damn!
I thought thats what you wanted
Yes but if I was I mean if we were the informants of her whereabout we
would have made some dough
Since shes been found I can now relocate to my new house
What happened to this one youve already paid for a year
Ill just have to give the keys to Mr. Tarimu
Your landlord?...What about the money? You paid him
Ill just have to forfeit it. Once money gets into Mr. Tarimus hands, it stays
there
Can I stay here, till I can sort my rent
No Mr. Tarimu would
(PERSUASIVELY) You would be doing me great favour. Its not like Ill
pack my things into your house. Your landlord will never know that Im here
Alright but avoid any contact with him or the other tenants. I cant afford a
law suit from Mr. Tarimu
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-EIGHT

BUSY ROAD NIGHT TRAFFIC ACOSTIC
NARRATOR
Sinclair is taking Deri home after the party
Sinclair:

Deri thanks for accompanying me, I hope it wasnt boring for you

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Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:

(GIGGLES) Not at all, I enjoyed every minute of it

Let me take you out tomorrow
(PUZZLED) Another party? So soon?
No just the two of us
I will

SFX:

PHONE RINGS

Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:

(UNENTHUSIASTICALLY) Hello
(HAPPILY) Deri you cant believe what has happened?
(SARCASTICALLY) Im sure you called to tell me
I know youre still angry that I had to cut short our date. Ill make it up to
you. Ive taken a few days off, well spend it together, please dont say no, Ill
come by 7pm
I , I have a headache
Now? Have you taken any medication?
Im tired Ill call you backmmh later

Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:

PHONE CALL ENDS

Sinclair:
Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:

(CASUALLY) Who was that on the phone?

Somebody
Who?
(ANGRILY) Youve just known me for a few hours and you are becoming
possessive
Hey, hey, hold it. I am a gentleman I spoke to you in
(SCREAMS) Look out

CAR SCREECHES
Sinclair:

Look I seldom loose my temper and I would not like an accident on my clean
driving record. Its not a threat, its a choice. If the person that just called is a
guy like me, as in, hes interested in you. Youll have to give up one of us, I
dont share my woman with anyone no one
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-NINE

EBITIMIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Madam Ebitimis residence
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:

(PUZZLED) Ebitimi! Ebitimi!

(HAPPILY) Good morning Mr. Tarimu

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Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:

What are you doing?

Parking my things out of
Youre relocating?
Yes
But I didnt ask you to leave
Yes you did
But I was only joking, your rent has not expired even if it did I could extend it
even if you dont have money to pay, I

SFX:

PHONE RING

Ebitimi:
Mr. Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Adasi:

Hello
Ebi! Ebi! Youve got to come over
(PANICKINGLY) What is it?
Ureh is behaving abnormally, its not something to be talked on phone. Come
over quickly
But Ive not finished packing
Let the men go Ill pay them for the inconvenience Well just have to
arrange for another pickup truck to (SCREAMS IN SURPRISE)

Ebitimi:
Mr. Adasi:

MUSIC

NARRATOR
Thats all for Episode Ten of Lawless. Interesting mmh! What has happened to Mr. Adasi?
What kind of trouble is Ureh in? Deri is in a love web, who will win Deris heart Sinclair
or Ralph? Will Chizi be able to live in Awongos house without an adverse incident
occurring? What will Deri do when she finds her fraudulent ex-boyfriend Chizi is leaving a
strong throw from her house?
Watch out for Episode Eleven of your favourite radio soap opera LAWLESS. Same time as
usual next week

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EPISODE ELEVEN
NARRATOR
Its a lovely week and Im so happy that its time for Episode Eleven of Lawless. First lets
keep the highlights of episode ten.
Deri was in a dilemma to choose which man she would date Sinclair whom she had just
known a day or Detective Ralph who never seems to run out of excuses to cut shot their date.
Awongo had packed out of his house and left Chizi in it without the consent of his landlord,
Mr. Tarimu. Madam Ebitimi was packing out of her house when Mr. Adasi phoned that Ureh
their daughter was behaving abnormally.
Sit down or lie down and relax as the drama unfolds. Enjoy

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY

ROAD
NARRATOR
On the road to Deris house
Sinclair:
Deri:

Deri, do we have a date tomorrow

Yes we do, Ill sort things out with Ralph

SFX:

CAR SLOWS TO A CRAWL AND ENGINE GOES OFF.

AND CLOSE

Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:
Sinclair:

Good night Sinclair and thanks for an absolutely lovely evening

Dont I got a kiss even a peck on the cheek?
(GIGGLES) Sorry I dont kiss on first date. Girls law
Sleep tight

SFX:

CAR ZOOM OFF

Chizi:

(PUZZLED) Deri? Deri! Is that you or are my eyes deceiving me. I thought
you were allergic to men
Chizi! Chizi! Chizi! Mind your business where is Awongo?
He just went to buy something, hell be back
Excuse me

Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:

DOOR OPEN

MUSIC

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SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-ONE

MR. ADASIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Meanwhile at Mr. Adasis house
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:

Ebitimi:

(ANTICIPATINGLY) Oh! Ebitimi youre here at last

(ANXIOUSLY) What is it, how is she?
Shes, shes very ill
You called me here, its too late to be diplomatic tell me as it is
Ureh is in a big mess. Shes a Heroine Addict among other things or drugs as
the doctor said
How could you just conclude, did the doctor run test on her?...Where is Ureh?
Shes in her room, the doctor is with her
Alone? Doctor or no doctor I will not leave my daughter at
Please Madam do not interrupt
Who are?
My name is Lilian, Im a nurse assigned to your daughter
Where is the doctor?
He left while you were still on the phone, he had an emergency call
So how did the doctor know Ureh is an addict?
There are needle marks on her arms. Shes already exhibiting acute
withdrawal symptoms
So what do we do?
She has to be taken to sanatorium where shell be taken care of. Ill personally
take care of her as Mr. Adasi insists
But has anyone ever been cured?
Yes but its not a very easy transition. With time, shell withdraw completely.
The sanitarium is run by nuns, I work for the government. That is they pay
my salary. The government workers have a section to themselves though still
managed by the nuns.
Ive caught her smoking but I thought it was a days act

SFX:

THINGS BEING THROWN, FALLING CRASHING

Ureh:

(SCREAMING ANGRILY) I am not sick. I wont go to any hospital. I

mean it
The medicine the doctor gave her must have worn off If only the ambulance
could get here on time
Daddy! Daddy Im not going (SOBERLY) Please dont let them take me, I
am fine, I have

Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Lilian:
Ebitimi:
Lilian:
Adasi:
Lilian:
Ebitimi:
Lilian:
Ebitimi:
Lilian:
Ebitimi:
Lilian:

Lilian:
Ureh:
SFX:

SIREN AMBULANCE

Ureh:
Lilian:
Ebitimi:

No! No! No! Im not going

Shes running away
Adasi do something

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SFX:

STRUGGLING. SIREN STILL BLARING

Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Lilian:

Leave me, leave me (BEGINS TO SOB)

When can we visit her?
It depends on her progress. Visitors are not allowed at least for four weeks

SFX:

AMBULANCE DOOR CLOSE

AMBULANCE SIREN BLARING AS THEY DRIVE OFF
SILENCE

Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:

I cant believe it, Ureh has scrapped my skin how did this happen?
it must have been when you were struggling with her she will hate us for
it. We should go to the hospital
But you heard the nurse
Im not talking about Ureh, its you Im worried about. That wound could be
infested. Who knows?
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY -TWO

DERIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
While Adasi and Ebitimi are going trying period, Deri is in cloud nine
Deri:

(SINGING) Im in love, Im in love, ooh, ooh, what a feeling He loves me,

he loves me not, he loves me oh what a feeling he loves mua

SFX:

CAR ENGINE, HORN

Deri:

(SIGNS IN DISGUST) Just imagine the impunity Ralph eh? Horning for me,
chei I have suffered

SFX:

CAR DOOR OPEN AND CLOSE.

CONCRETE

Ralph:

Deri, didnt you here me horn, I could hear you singing from afar. Its a good
thing youre already dressed for our date. We can be on our way, gosh! You
wont believe the good things that has happened to me, Ureh has been found.
Nobody has been able to apprehend the notorious Perezi if I can get him Im
heading for renewal of my contracts with the police that mean more money
(PUZZLED) Why are you sitting as if youre not going for the date?

FOOTSTEPS COME CLOSER ON

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Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:

Im not going on a date at least not with you

Good grief Are you trying to spoil my day?
God forbid, who am I to posses the power to spoil your day I see your girl
friend must be very wild in bed. She gave you a souvenir to remember
If you must know this scratch was caused by Ureh when I arrested her
So you have also joined the band wagon of men clamouring for Ureh. Dont
let me keep you. Im sure your phone will soon ring for the usual impromptu
summons
Deri whats brothering you?... I told you Ill be here by seven pm. Its five
minutes to seven Im not late. Your all dressed up to

SFX:

HORN BLOWS

Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:

Yes, Im all dressed up for

You mean you standing me up What a mess Ive never been stood up by a
woman
There is a first time for everything

SFX:

HEELED SHOES WALK AWAY

MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY -THREE

AWONGOS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Mr. Tarimu is passing by Awongos house
Mr. Tarimu:
Chizi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Chizi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Chizi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Kperin:
Mr. Tarimu:
Kperin:
Mr. Tarimu:
Kperin:

Awongo have you seen Deri?

Good afternoon sir. Its not Awongo
Where is Awongo?
He just went out
Then what are you doing in his house?
I came to visit but he had a call so he asked me to lock up the door and bring
the key to him because I was watching a movie so I decided to wait till its
ended
I do not like the idea of a stranger to my compound being left without any of
my tenants being in sight. I have to speak to Awongo ab
Good afternoon Mr. Tarimu
Good afternoon my dear. Do you know this man?
Chizi?... He is Awongos friend
Youve been scarce
Ive relocated. But that does not mean I cant visit you. Does it?

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Mr. Tarimu:
Kperin:
Mr. Tarimu:

No, no, not at all. It baffles me that your brother will let a fine girl like you
live on your own
(UNCOMFORTABLE) Ehm lets forget about my new abode and Awongos
right over my freedom
Yes my dear, ladies firstlets go to my house
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FOUR

DERIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Deri is returning home from work
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:

(FORMALLY)Good evening madam

(FORMALLY) Good evening Detective Ralph
Why have you deterred from picking my call
Its obvious, its need no explanation if youll be gentleman enough, step
aside and let me open my door
(PLAYFULLY) By all means madam

SFX:

KEYS RATTLE. DOOR OPEN

Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:

(BAFFLED) Arent you going to invite me in

That will not happen; I cant jeopardize my relationship just to be nice to you
(ANGRY) Deri! Deri you dare to say that in front of me
Why not, am I your wife?
(TAKES A DEEP BREATH) I do not ascribe you to your running into the first
man you meet just to spite meRemember the old adage all men are the same
They may be but Sinclair is a Father Christmas with his time and money
(STRESSES) Money you only spends money on necessities. Ive found
someone who spends on luxury and its fun
(CASUALLY) I am a man of simple taste. Act wise and dump him it wont
last
(CARINGLY) Ralph Im really sorry it didnt work out between us. There is
no need for us to
(IRRITATEDLY) Save me your expostulations!
(ANGRILY) You see your life. Apart from the fact that you are as stingy as a
crab! You keep adding insult on your ill character by dishing out big words. I
then have to pretend I understand what your saying is other not to look stupid.
Why dont you buy me a dictionary?
(PUZZLED) You mean as a prelude gift for the date
(SHOUTING) All I get from you is words. Too much talk wearies the heart.
Ralph! Ralph! Leave me along

Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:

Ralph:
Deri:

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Ralph:

Deri calm eh

SFX:

DOOR SLAM

Ralph:

(SULKING) So much for dialogue to solving a dispute

MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIVE

ADASIS RESIDENCE
NARRATOR
Meanwhile at Mr. Adasis residence
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:

Ebitimi my love why are you pacing to and fro, come and rest, Ureh is fine
If shes fine then why cant they let us see her its been almost a month shes
been there I cant stand it any longer. They wont even let us give her some
personal effects
Its their rule let the nuns do their job. You dont expect the nuns to change
their rule because our daughter has been admitted
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIX

PRISON
NARRATOR
Meanwhile at the prisons
Ralph:

Gentlemen I summoned you here so you can have a fair chance at freedom.
Am and detective Ralph. I believe Mr. Akunna you know Mr. Dawari and
vice versawhat can you tell me of Perezi?
SILENCE

Ralph:
Akunna:

Gentlemen, I havent got all day. I repeat!...what do you know of Perezi>

Na me you de ask abi na Dawari?

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Ralph:
Akunna:
Dawari:
Ralph:
Akunna:
Dawari:
Ralph:
Dawari:
Ralph:

Dawari:
Ralph:

Akunna:
Ralph:
Akunna:
Dawari:
Akunna:
Ralph:
Akunna:
Dawari:
Ralph:
Dawari:
Ralph:
Dawari:
Ralph:
Dawari:

Akunna! Akunna! Dont be deaf answer the question

Perezi na my friend
(LAUGHS) Hes my friend too
(STERNLY) Keep quiet!...you put my work in jeopardy I will make sure your
stay here is not too pleasant
Wish one be dat, weting dem never do me for ye.
So if I tell you about Perezi whats my gain?
You get a chance to meet the Judge and his entourage that are coming to the
prison
So?
He will hear your case, your warders will report your behaviour, the
psychiatrist will check you up. Their final analysis will determine if you are
worthy to be transferred to the new prison facility which has a rehabilitation
centre. Its more like home only difference is youre still in prison
Ahmgh! Still in prison?...theres no need wasting time let me go back to my
cell
(PERSUASIVELY) No, no, no, no, there is a catch. When you learn the trade
and from your behaviour the professionals will decide weather youre fit to be
sent back to societyof course if the charge against you is trivial the Judge
will let you go.
Mhm! Na weting you for talk since. See Perezi no dey stay for one place, him
no get house
What does he look like, where can I get a snapshot of him
Weting?
Snapshots he means picture of Perezi
(LAUGHS) Hmm that one no dey. Perezi no deyh snap picture, na him law
So what youre telling me is that he is too crafty to be caught
Dawari brother fit help you
Half brother! Half brother! Is it necessary for you to mention the relationship?
Whose your brother?
Awongo
Awongo?
Yes, Awongo. Its not surprising he hasnt come to pay me a visit. He warned
me of my get rich quick anyhow motto, but I chose my pathAwongo can get
you to his girlfriend Ureh
Ureh?
If shes with Perezi it will be difficult to find her. But if you can find Ureh
you will definitely find Perezi. They have a bond that cant be explained.
MUSIC

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SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SEVEN

SANITARIUM
NARRATOR
At the Sanitarium
Ureh:
Lilian:
Ureh:

I cant stand it any more. I want a cigarette at least

Ureh youve got to behave yourself, youve come this far, youre close to
being allowed to have visitors
What visitors! What visitors! I dont want to set my eyes on them ever again
(SCREAMS)

SFX:

THROWING OF THINGS

Lilian:
Ureh:
Lilian:
Ureh:
Ralph:
Lilian:

Ureh! Ureh! Be still, be still!

Leave me, leave me, I must get out of here, this is a mad house!
Ureh calm down do you want to be put in a straight jacket?
(SCREAMS) I hate you, I hate all of you I eh!...
Shhh!
(PANTING) Detective Ralph, what are you dong here, visitors are not
allowed in the
Good day madam
My name is Lilian. Nurse Lilian. Ureh is in my care. Please take those
handcuffs off my patient
My sincere apologies to you Here I have a warrant for her arrest. Shes
an accomplice. She has to report at the police station
(STRESSINGLY) Detective I never thought you could steal my heart
take me, take me away Far, far away from here. If you want to cuff my legs
do not hesitate even my waist (LAUGHS) Did you hear that nurse?
(LAUGHS) My waist!
MUSIC

Ralph:
Lilian:
Ralph:
Lilian:

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-EIGHT

DERIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Deris House
Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:

Chizi! Chizi! Why are you peeping into my house?

Ehwelcome. Deri, I
Why were you

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Chizi:
Deri:

ieh I wanted I mean I wanted to know if youre at home

Knocking the (STRESSES) Door could solve that for you

SFX:

CAR SCREECHES TO A HALT. CAR DOOR OPEN AND CLOSE

Chizi:
Deri:

Mmh! Lover boy doesnt give you a breathing space

Thats because hes the breath I take
SILENCE

Deri:
Sinclair:
Chizi:
Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:
Chizi:

Sinclair what a pleasant surprise

(STERNLY) Who is he?
Who are
Hes Awongos friend. He was just leaving
Deri? I
Hes taking care of Awongos house for the time being. Chizi sorry I dont
have a dusting brush
Eh, thanks anyway

SFX:

FOOTSTEPS DEPARTKEYS RATTLE, DOOR OPEN

Deri:
Sinclair:

Come in Sinclair dont you want to come in?

I just wanted to see him go. How many times will I tell you I dont share my
women Here have it. Its a red dress. Im having a business date, Ill pick
you up by seven
Thank you but you didnt even call to make plans with me
(ANTAGONISTICALLY) Do you have plans with the guy?
Sinclair I said he is just
Awongos friend, lets hope it remains so for your sake. You deprive me of
intimacy with you in the name of integrity. Dont dare to spit on my face you
wont like the outcome

Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:
Sinclair:

SFX:

DOOR OPEN AND CLOSE WITH A BANG CAR DRIVES OFF

KNOCK ON DOOR DOOR OPEN

Chizi:
Deri:
Chizi:

He left in a hurry
Did I ask you to come in!
How could you humiliate me like that, borrow a dusting brush The least you
could do is apologize
You dare to come here for an apology, GET OUT!
Prepare to loose your Sinclair, because the next time he comes, Ill be your
lover
If you frame me, Mr. Tarimu will know youre sojourning in Awongos house
(FRIGHTENED) Please Deri, please Im sorry how did you know?
Awongo is never in sight nor is Kperin and most of his personal effect are
gone, and I dont hear music or TV sound

Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:
Chizi:
Deri:

MUSIC

129

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-NINE

ADASIS RESIDENCE
NARRATOR
Back at Mr. Adasis house
Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Lilian:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:

Adasi! What in heavens name

Bring down your tone woman!
Oh has it come to calling me woman, not Ebitimi love
Why didnt you knock?
Knock! Knock for what? What is this trash doing here?
Mind your language. She is a respected lady
Respected which I have to knock my own house to alert you of my entry
it may interest you that Lilian
No more Nurse Lilian eh?
Do you want to know why shes here or not Ureh has been arrested and is in
police custody Youre not surprised, have you heard?
Am I expected to cry Now Madam Nurse, get up
Take your hands off me
Ebitimi! Ebitimi! Stop insulting my guest
Adasi, this is my house
Yes, it your house but you have to be civil to my guest. Were not yet married
yet and youre turning into a tigress right before my eyes
Youre right, were not married, just co habiting
Where are you going?
To the station to see my daughter
Lets go in my car
Heaven forbid!
Ebi Lilian em
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY

POLICE STATION
NARRATOR
At the Police Station
Ralph:
Awongo:

Good day Mr. Awongo

I came as soon as I could get away from the office (EAGERLY) Where is
Ureh?

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Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:

Shell be here soon but I need you to get information from her about the man
Perezi
Why dont you interrogate her?
In the frame of mind shes in, I doubt if my tactics would work besides I tried
but it was futile Here she comes
Why are her hands cuffed behind her back?
For your safety my friend, for your safetyIll leave you two to talk. Coorperate, pull the chair for her to sit

SFX:

FOOTSTEPS DEPART SILENCE

Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:

Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:

I really dont know what to say but Im glad to see you

I miss you so much
Where does Perezi normally retire to when he changes base
(ANGRY) Awongo! Are you mad! So you have collaborated with the
detective. Is that why you came?
(HASTILY) No, no, no I was just curious. You still are dobber man
(GIGGLES) No please never refer to me as douber man. I am made in the
image of Christ. I am a child of God, a soldier of Christ and he lives in me
The detoxing programme is working for you
But I still have cravings, sometimes, could you believe it I found a buff of
cigarette on the ground, I picked it and started smoking it, only for detective
Ralph to remove it and ask his men to cuff my hands behind my back If
only the cravings will go away and the headaches
It will, with time You look healthy (PUZZLED) Why the downcast look
(TAKES A DEEP BREATH) Im pregnant
(LAUGHS) Mmhmmm! Is that why you have a long face? Tell the father of
the child that youre pregnant for him
You are the father
WHAT! You must be JOKING!
(EARNESTLY) You are the father
How can you tell youve had many strange bedmates?
Youre the only one I slept with without protection
Ive only slept with you twice
It takes once to get pregnant
How do you know youre pregnant, have you gone for test?
No, but Ive missed my period twice and I tell you sincerely you are the father
(SHUT UP. Dont you dare! Pin it on me
Please dont shout
I will shout, if I damn well (CALMLY) Youve be in the company of Perezi
I dont sleep with him, hes like a brother
Not just Perezi, Sinclair Thats just the once I know. If you know whats
good for you find someone else that will be
Awongo dont do this to me, I love you
To frame me?
(SCREAMS AND BEGINS TO CRY LOUDLY)
This is the last time youll ever set your eyes on me

SFX:

KICKING OF TABLE AND CHAIRS

Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:

Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:

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Ralph:
Awongo:

Good Lord! Awongo what happened?

I couldnt get anything out of her good luck detective. Ill call you if I think of
something, good day.
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-ONE

POLICE
NARRATOR
Still at the Police Station
Ebitimi:
Ralph:
Ebitimi:
Ralph:

Detective Ralph, you are really heartless to arrest Ureh when you know shes
ill
Its a pity you feel that way Im just doing my job
Where is she?
Back at the Sanitarium dont look so puzzled. I only brought her for
questioning

SFX:

FOOT STEPS APPROACHING

Adasi:

(PANTINGLY) Ebitimi, where is Ureh?

SILENCE

Ralph:
Adasi:
Ralph:

Good day Mr. Adasi

Where is Ureh?
Back at the Sanitarium, she was needed to fulfill protocol. Please pardon my
unavoidable departure, Ive got work to do
SILENCE

Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:

Ebitimi my darling, lets go home In my car, my driver will drive yours

behind us
Im not stupid You insulted me because of Lilian. Im going back to my
house
But
No buts, Im glad, Ive not moved a pin out of my house. I will only come
back when Im married to you, so that I will have my full rights.
You seem to be forgetting that you have an inconsiderate landlord

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Ebitimi:
Adasi:

Only when he thinks of you. Now that you seem to be occupied I better get
back to my house where at least I have no rival. Mr. Tarimu will be pleased to
see me
Ebi my love, dont go, wait!
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-TWO

AWONGOS FORMER HOUSE

NARRATOR
Meanwhile back at Awongos former house
SFX:

KNOCK ON DOOR DOOR OPEN

Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:

Yes, how can I help you

I dey look for Awongo
He just went out
(DISAPPOINTEDLY) Ohoh wish kind bad luck be dis
Can I be of assistance?
Make you no worry I go come back
(HASTILY) He traveled and wont be back for a long time
Yawa don gazzchei!
Perhaps if you tell me what you want, I could be of service to you
Abi?... (HESITATINGLY) Eh ehm oyah! I wan do secondary school result
for com..pu..ta
Could you please explain better
Dis result no be my own I wan make him do am make ee bi my own
You want him to forge it? But
(ANGRY) You sabi do computa, abi you want make I vex nah?
Yes I can use it and I can do what you want but why do you need it so
urgently?
I wan use am get gate man work for one company
That means youll have to bring a passport which will replace the one on the
original result
I no get passport. I no dey snap picture
I doubt theyll give you the job if your face is not on the result
Oya I go bring passport for you tomorrow

Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:

SILENCE
SFX

DIALING TONE OF CALLING

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Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:
Chizi:

(ON PHONE) Hello

Hello Detective Ralph, Chizi is my name, Im Awongos friend
(ON PHONE) How can I help you?
I can get you Perezis snapshot
(ON PHONE) That would be very helpful
We will discuss my pay when we meet
MUSIC

NARRATOR
Thats all for Episode Eleven of Lawless. Find out on Episode Twelve what Ureh will do
about her pregnancy. Wilt Mr. Adasi succeed in persuading Madam Ebitimi to come back to
his house before she starts relationship with Mr. Tarimu? What will happen between Chizi
and Perezi, if Chizi succeeds in giving the passport to Detective Ralph?
Tune again same time same station next week

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EPISODE TWELVE
NARRATOR
Welcome to Episode Twelve of Lawless. First a recap of the intriguing part of Episode
Eleven. Ureh claims shes pregnant for Awongo who refuse paternity. Madam Ebitimi saw
Nurse Lilian in Mr. Adasis house and concludes that they were having an affair.
Consequently she decides to leave Mr. Adasi until they properly got married. Mr. Adasi on
the other hand is worried that Mr. Tarimu might capture the heart of Madam Ebitimi before
he has the chance to marry her. Chizi is not left out in the saga. He convinces Perezi that he
will help him forge results for him only with the sole aim of giving Perezis passport to the
Detective Ralph. Now relax and lets find out how it continues.

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-THREE

EBITIMIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Madam Ebitimis house
SFX:

SWEEPING CAR COMES TO A HALT.

CLOSE

Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:

Ebitimi! Ebitimi!
(IRRITATEDLY) Y..e..s.! MR. ADASI! ADASI! ADASI!
This has to stop, come back home
I am home, as you can see. Ive already unpacked my things
Youve made your point, now stop this tomfoolery
Do not dare to speak to me in that tone, Im not yet your wife
Have you considered your landlords unruly behaviour? Its mush safer for
you to be with me than the thought of your landlord resuming his advances
Im staying here at least Mr. Tarimu doesnt flaunt young girls in my face
Youll regret this
(MOCKINGLY) Hmm!... You wish?

Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:

CAR DOOR OPEN AND

MUSIC

135

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-FOUR

SANITARIUM
NARRATOR
At the Sanitarium
Lilian:
Ureh:
Lilian:
Ureh:
Lilian:
Ureh:
Lilian:
Ureh:

Ureh! Ureh! Wake up!

Mmh who?
Its me Lilian
Mmh
Lilian your Nurse
Lmmh?
Wake up its past nine oclock, its almost time for you to see the doctor. This
is
Hurgh!... mmh!... mmh!

SFX:

BAREFOOT STEPS RUNNING DOOR SLAMS OPEN THROWING

UP COUGHING THROWING UP

Lilian:

Ureh! Oh my god

SFX:

FLUSHING

Lilian:
Ureh:
Lilian:
Ureh:
Lilian:

(SOOTHINGLY) Come and rinse your mouth

(RINSING MOUTH AND SPITTING) Let me just lie down for a while
Youre pregnant
Why do you say that it could be malaria
You dont fool me, the signs are there. Youve been having morning sickness.
Ureh just try and dress up. This is your chance to be allowed to have visitors
if you behave
I dont want to see them
Who?
My parents of course, who else would visit me?
Your friends could visit too
(ABRUPTLY) Wait a minute, I could use this to my advantage, Im definitely
going back home
What about your treatment?
I could come from my house, my father has money to pay the doctor to make
home calls. Ive got to see Awo Ive got to see the father of my child
So youre pregnant
Yes but dont tell a soul. Ive got to leave this place before someone else
notices. If they do my parents will never let me come home until I finish the
treatment

Ureh:
Lilian:
Ureh:
Lilian:
Ureh:
Lilian:
Ureh:
Lilian:
Ureh:

MUSIC

136

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-FIVE

AWONGOS FORMER HOUSE
NARRATOR
Meanwhile at Awongos former residence
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:

See de papers demy eh

What about the passport?
I go give you de time wey you need dam
Give it to me now
You wan do am now, I no see com..pu..ta yeh
I have an office I will go to do it
I go follow you
Thats not possible; the area is restricted to visitors
Then how you wan take do am?
Ill go alone with you, its less suspicious If you dont want to do it then
forget about
Nooh I wan do am oya take passport
Only one?
No be one dey for de book
I need backup in case there is fault with the computer
Okay, but make you give me the passport, I no wan make ee enter anoda
person hand
My pay is Four Thousand Naira
Say na weting happen?... I go give you One Thousand
Four Thousand or no deal
Oya do am, I go pay
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY -SIX

EBITIMIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Madam Ebitimis residence
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:

Who is there?
Im the one Ebitimi

SFX:

DOOR OPEN

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Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:

I saw the lights on I was wondering who it was. Are you back fully?
Yes
Welcome back Good night

SFX:

PHONE RINGS

Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:

Hello!
(ON PHONE) Hello Mummy
Its been so long, I missed you, how are you?
Im fine. Tomorrow is visiting day, Im now allowed to see visitors. Please
come
Ill be there, what time is visiting hours?
Ten a.m. to four p.m.

Ebitimi:
Ureh:

MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY -SEVEN

AWONGOS FORMER HOUSE
NARRATOR
Back at Awongos former residence
SFX:

KEYS RATTLE, DOOR OPEN

Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:

(SURPRISED AND ANGRY) What are you doing here?

(ANGRILY) Whats that suppose to mean? This is still my house
How did you get in?
I used my spare keys You are really an ungrateful fellow. Ive had it, pack
your things out
Im sorry. Its just that Im surprised to see you What can I offer you?
Nothing thank you has the electricity bill been delivered?
Yes, its on the table
Dont bother Ill get it
You mean thats why you come?
Yes, Im the one that shares the bill among the tenants sharing the metre
What is Perezis passport doing here, is he traveling out of the country?
Why do you say that?
There are lets say yes sixteen copies plus two thats eighteen. Looks like
someone is going through screening protocols
No hes not traveling out. He asked me to make duplicates for him. He didnt
tell me why

Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:

MUSIC

138

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY -EIGHT

MR. TARIMUS ESTATE
NARRATOR
At Mr. Tarimus Estate
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Kperin:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Kperin:

Mr. Tarimu!
(CASUALLY) Yes, can I help you?
Is that not
Kperin, good evening Madam Ebitimi
Is there any problem?
(CASUALLY) No I was just wondering who she was
Come my dear let me get you a taxi
Taxi, is she not living with Awongo?
I am but Ive got to get back to my school to submit some forms. Just
protocols for clearance
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY -NINE

MR. TARIMUS ESTATE
NARRATOR
Still in Mr. Tarimus Estate
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:

(SULKING) What in heavens name is wrong with these men, running after
little girls young enough to be their daughter
Ebitimi are you talking to yourself?
Couldnt you look for a mature lady to date?
(LAUGHS) Youre jealous Hmm!... You could have it all if you want.
Kperin would never have had the chance if you agreed to love me. I need a
wife not just a lover
Good Lord! You want to marry Kperin?
Yes, but I have not proposed
Shes too young for
Will you marry me Ebitimi? Just say the words and Im all yours
No!
Fair enough. From now on mind your business. I see Mr. Adasi is tired of
you so you ran back here thinking Ill wait for you. No my dear, theres
enough fish in the river to fry; all I need do is catch one at a time
MUSIC

139

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY

SANITARIUM
NARRATOR
The next day at the Sanitarium
Mr. Adasi:
Lilian:
Mr. Adasi:
Lilian:
Mr. Adasi:
Lilian:
Mr. Adasi:
Lilian:
Mr. Adasi:
Lilian:
Mr. Adasi:
Lilian:
Mr. Adasi:
Lilian:
Mr. Adasi:
Lilian:
Mr. Adasi:
Lilian:

Mr. Adasi:
Lilian:

What is Ureh?
Im sorry eh
What is wrong with Ureh?
Nothing
Then why are you tensed or is my fiance around?
Thats what Im trying to tell you, she was here. She left about ten minutes
ago with Ureh
Impossible! How can Ureh be discharged without my permission
Shes her mother
Therefore you decided to call her, are you daft!?
(QUESTIONINGLY) Ha?
That I frolic with you does not mean I will accept medicine services. You
never told me you have ganged up with my fiance against me. You dare to
call her first
I I didnt. Ureh must have called her
Hmm shes in safe hands. Ill go and see her tomorrow. (SOOTHINGLY)
Let me take you out
Me? Ha! Please I dont want your wife to
(STRESSINGLY) My fiance
There are all the same to me. Im not a play thing to be used and dumped
when not in use. Infact Im no longer Urehs personal nurse
But I pay you good money or do you want an increment?
No I dont. Increased payment for you is increased insult. You pay me to take
insult from Ureh that I can understand the nuts in her head are loose but when
I have to take it from you and your wife. Three insults for the price of one is
more than I can bear, good day!
But who will take your place?
(MOCKINGLY)
Hmm good question, let your money find a
replacement If I were you, I will not act the beloved father and demand
custody of Ureh. Shes like a time bomb ready to explode any minutes.
Beware!

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY -ONE

AWONGOS FORMER HOUSE
NARRATOR
Back at Awongos former house where Chizi is residing

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Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
SFX:

Oh boy I don come, de thing don ready?

Yes, let me get it for you
(HAPPILY) Oh boy ye de thing look like original were my photo
Its in the envelop
FRANTIC KNOCKING ON DOOR

Perezi:

Oh boy who be dat, abi you call people to come walay me,. Your own done
finish

SFX:

SLAP, STRUGGLING

Chizi:

Urgh, I I cant breath I leave my neck I

SFX:

FRANTIC DOOR KNOCKING.

STRUGGLE DOOR OPENS

Ureh:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:

Perezi?
(RELIEVED) Hmm na you sef him get luck
(BREATHS LOUDLY AS HE COUGHS) What what did you do that for?
Shut up na, before I nack sense for yah head
Where is my balance?
You dey talk hmm you get luck say I no wan be bad boy again oya see ya
money (HAILS) Dubber man! Dubber man! Correct! I no know any
BODY EXCEPT MY OWNER!!!
Im no more Dubber man, Ill never be Dubber man, I am made in the image
and likeness of God. I am more than a dog. I am a soldier of Christ and he
lives in me
Weting dat one come mean, da mean say you fit carry me give police
Wait, God loves you, Jesus died for
Weting be dis abi una dey kill time make dem come catch me. Tah! Tufiakwa
una plan don fail, I done dey go

Ureh:
Perezi:
Ureh:
Perezi:

SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH THE

SILENCE
Ureh:
Chizi:
Ureh:
Chizi:
Ureh:
Chizi:
Ureh:

Where is Awongo?
Ureh good afternoon
Pardon my manners, good afternoon, where is Awongo?
He went out
Ill come back later but where are his properties, his furniture and
belongings?
Its a long story. Awongo no longer lives here permanently he comes and
goes. He has a new house
No wonder, he is avoiding me he is no longer in need of me. Hell be sorry
MUSIC

141

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-TWO

DERIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
Two minutes later Ureh meets Deri as she is returning home from work
Deri:
Ureh:
Deri:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:

Ureh, you just abandoned us, not even a phone call

(LAUGHING) Im sorry, so much happened
So are you living in your house?
My mother refuses to see reason
(FROM AFAR) Ureh! Ureh!
Yes mum!
Im going to the market, your food is on the table, go and eat while it still
warm; wash the dishes
Yes mummy
SILENCE

Ureh:

Deri Ill come back later

SFX:

CAR DRIVES IN, CAR HORN

Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:

Deri didnt you see me drive in? I even horned

I thought the horn was for the car coming behind you
What car?
I only know the ones that o on wheels covered by rubber tyres and works on
petrol engine, if there is any other type Im not aware of it
Deri, I tell you most solemnly that your deliberate silliness does not appeal to
my sense of humour
Maybe the fact that Sinclair is coming towards us will Hello love
Why are you always in the company of one male or the other anytime I see
you?
Hes hes not my boyfriend. Hes a detective asking questions
(MOCKINGLY) Indeed I am. I beg to take my leave. That will be all for
today

Ralph:
Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:
Ralph:

SILENCE
Sinclair:
Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:

Ill be resuming work at the office next week. Ive got only this week to
attend all the parties I deem fit. Once work starts outings are curtailed. This
dress is for (SURPRISED) Ehiee! You didnt bother to tell me Ureh is back
Ah! Where are you going?
To meet Ureh. At least she doesnt pretend shes a saint besides shes much
livelier
But the dress you bought it for me

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Sinclair:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:

Not anymore
(LAUGH)
Ralph stop it. Its not funny
Yes it is, I am so delighted at being opportune to witness this misfortune occur
to you and your (MIMIC FEMALE VOICE) Sinclair
(SOLEMNLY) Im sorry Ive treated you badly. Please lets go out, a date,
even if its not a date, lets just drive out of here
So as to save your face and spite mine. No my dear. Today you will enjoy
and endure your disgrace. Tomorrow when your fallen status has diminished,
I can take you out
Ralph, youre no different from Sinclair Youre just like a chicken that
scouts for its food suffering to scratch the earth for food, but refuse to eat
poultry feed given to it without it having to work for it
(FORMALLY) I sincerely cannot find the moral from that story
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY -THREE

MR. TARIMUS ESTATE
NARRATOR
Back at Mr. Tarimus Estate. A few distance from where Ralph and Deri were talking
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:
Sinclair:
Ureh:

Ureh my love, Ive missed you so much. You ended our love before it began.
I come to make my supplication to you. My heart beats for you completely;
you are my all and all. Come back to me my love Ureh
(MOCKINGLY) Sinclair! Sinclair! Sinclair! Thank you for the lovely poetry
rendition but Im not worthy of it. God is the all and all of everyone
But God is love and I love you
So do I
(HAPPILY) You do?... I have a party to attend. Well go together just like all
times
I am a new creature, old things are passed away. I am a soldier of Christ and
he lives in me. I am no longer a lover of iniquity
(ANNOYED) Whats all this talk? For a moment I thought I would hear less
of holy talk from Deri only to get double from you
Its not too late for you to make amends. Shes staring at us
She is?
(AGREEING) Mhmm!
SILENCE

Sinclair:
Deri:

Deri, where is
Detective Ralph he left

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Sinclair:
Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:

I was just puling your legs. Heres the dress I bought for you
Thank you, it was kind of you
Take it youre my date
Heaven forbid it. SIN!... CLEAR! Away from my face

SFX:

DOOR SLAMS

Sinclair:

Deri! Deri! Deri! You dare to bang a door on my face The ladies have
definitely gone camok
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY -FOUR

AWONGOS FORMER HOUSE
NARRATOR
Meanwhile in Awongos former house, Chizi is busy
SFX:

DIALING BUZZING

Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:
Chizi:

Hello
Hello Detective Ralph, Chizi on the line Ive got something you will want
And
If youre interest, you know where to find me. Its Perezis passport. Now
you have something to guide you
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-FIVE

MADAM EBITIMIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Madam Ebitimis house
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:

Why dont you sit down youre blocking my view Ureh!

(GRUDGINGLY) I want to go back to my own house
I said NO!
Its not like Ill run away

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Ebitimi:

I said NO!... I want to keep my eyes on you. How do I know you wont
contact the people that you smoke with

SFX:

DOOR BELL RING

Ureh:
Mr. Adasi:
Ureh:
Mr. Adasi:

Ill get it Daddy good evening

Why did you leave the Sanitarium without letting me know?
Im sorry but I missed home so much
Youve spoilt the whole arrangements, how do you suppose to take your
treatment? Who will be with you when Ebitimi goes out?
My Nurse can come and live in the house
(ANGRILY) She has resigned. All because of your mothers insinuations
(DISAPPROVINGLY) Eh! Eh! If youve had a lovers quarrel dont put the
blame on me, she didnt resign when I spoke to her. So when did she take the
noble step?
Daddy I want to go back to my house
Ureh! The next time I hear that youre going back to the Sanitarium
Im going outside for some air
Let the stop at the veranda not a step! Further
(SULKING) Mmh!

Ureh:
Mr. Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:

MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY - SIX

PRISON
NARRATOR
At the Prison Cell
Akunna:
Dawari:
Akunna:
Dawari:
Akunna:
Dawari:

Akunna:
Dawari:

Nna da detective don play us wayo Darawi! Dawari!

(IRRITATED) Mmmmh! I heard you
Abi you no gree?
About what?
Hims ay him go work am make dem free us. No be prison be dis?
An upholder of the law like detective Ralph would never do such a thing. We
should thank God that we have been chosen for the rehabilitation the best
we can do now is learn the trade weve chosen be of good behaviour. Serve
our term if it comes to that
Oh boy you get mind oh
Akunna my friend there is nothing we can do. We made a wrong choice, this
is our chance to correct the mistakes of the past. One day at a time my friend,
one day at a time
MUSIC

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SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY -SEVEN

MR. TARIMUS ESTATE
NARRATOR
At Mr. Tarimus Estate
Ureh:
Ralph:
Ureh:
Ralph:
Ureh:
Ralph:

Detective Ralph are you looking for someone?

Yes have you seen Chizi?
He just went out a few minutes ago
I saw your fathers car, is he in?
yes, should I announce your presence?
No, dont bother have a lovely evening

SFX:

PHONE RINGS

Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:

Hello!
(ON PHONE) I saw you drive into the estate. Meet me a few blocks outside
the estate. Take your right on coming out
All right

SFX:

PHONE CALL ENDS

MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY -EIGHT

OUTSIDE MR. TARIMUS ESTATE
NARRATOR
Outside Mr. Tarimus Estate
Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:
Chizi:

Chizi!
Yes its me lets get down to business. How much is the reward to get Perezi?
Reward to apprehend him?
yes! How much is it?
(SURPRISED) Is he in your custody?
No, but we will share the ransom money between us. I cant apprehend him
you can. But you dont know what he looks like. I do and I have his passport
Sorry to disappoint you, there is no ransom on Perezis head
Hmm! You want to eat alone but you said Mr. Adasi offered ca
Ransom for his daughter, not Perezi can I have the passport, youll be
helping to police the protect the citizens
That is your job, you get paid for it no ransom, no passport

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Ralph:
Chizi:

I could arrest you

Yes you could but you wont because youre a good cop. But even if you do
youll never get your hands on the passport. Never!
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY -NINE

MADAM EBITIMIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Madam Ebitimis house
Ebitimi:
Ureh:

Ureh boil water for tea. Theres bread in the bread bin
I dont want bread infact I want to go back to my house!

SFX:

DOOR BELL RINGS

Ebitimi:

(ANGRILY) Ureh you dare to repeat it to my face

SFX:

SLAP UREH

Ureh:

(SCREAMS) Why did you slap me just because I want to be on my own

SFX:

DOOR BELL RINGS PERSISTENTLY

Ebitimi:

Ebitimi:
Adasi:

(IRRITATINGLY) Yes! Come in! Come in! the door is open you are my
daughter, I am your mother, that can never be reversed. You will live in this
house
What is the noise all about; I could hear your voices from a mile
This stupid girl dares to defy me.
I thought the Sanitarium had cured her of her bad habits
Some are deep rooted it has to be bulldozed
You never loved me, why cant you leave me the way you did, why now, why
now, no outings. I have to be at home 24 hours a day, seven days a week! I
need some breathing space, I urgh urgh urg mmh, mmh
(SURPRISED) Ureh!
Ureh, what is it?

SFX:

FEET RUNNING

Ureh:
Ebitimi:

(THROW UP AND SPIT) Mmh! Mmh!

(REALISATION) Mhmm! No wonder you want to live on your own, youre
pregnant. I saw the signs, no wonder
Pregnant?... (CALMLY WITH ANGRY TONE) Whoisthefather!
Ureh I believe your not deaf

Mr. Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:

Adasi:
Ebitimi:

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Adasi:

(SLAPS UREH) I said who is the father. I will definitely make his life
miserable
Ureh:
Itsitsits
Ebitimi:
Its! its! its is the father?
Adasi:
You better mention his name before I cure you of that stuttering
Ureh:
Its Detective Ralph
Ebitimi/Adasi: WHAT!!!
Ebitimi:
How can that be?
Adasi:
But why couldnt he find you?
Ureh:
He was pretending, its because of the pregnancy that he took me to his station
pretending to be questioning me. That is why I was sent back to the
Sanitarium the same day. He wanted to discuss about the pregnancy
Adasi:
Ha! He spat! On my face Hmm! Adasi! Adasi! This cant be happening,
Detective Ralph will pay dearly. I swear it!
MUSIC

NARRATOR
Thats all folks. We will all have to be patient till next week to find out what becomes of
Urehs pregnancy and Detective Ralph. Now that Chizi refuses to give Detective Ralph the
passport, what will happen next? All the love affairs seem to be tangled in a web, who will
belong to who in the end? Find out about Detective Ralph, Sinclair and Deri. No matter
what you do, dont miss Episode Thirteen of Lawless. Its the best yet to come.

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EPISODE THIRTEEN
NARRATOR
Welcome to Episode Thirteen of Lawless. Last week on Episode Twelve. Ureh tells her
parents that Detective Ralph is responsible for her pregnancy. Chizi refuses to give Perezis
passport to Detective Ralph because there was no ransom on Perezis head. Relax and enjoy
the radio drama as it unfolds in Madam Ebitimis house

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY

EBITIMIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Ebitimis House
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:

Ureh when did you start dating Detective Ralph?... Im I not talking to you?
I cant remember the first date
After all your father and I have done for you. You let this happen. The worst
part is that youre not ashamed of yourself Why are you tossing your head
from one side to the other? Will you keep still when I talk to you?
(SCREAMS IRRATIONALLY SHOUTING IN PHONETIZED ENGLISH)
Na weting! Na weting, I no go rest? Ha! Na who! Na who be dat

SFX:

THROWING AND SCATTERING OF THINGS AND SCREAMING AT

THE SAME TIME

Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:

Ureh! Ureh! Stop it Aighe..ha! do you want to blind my..hoiaighhey!

Neighbours! Neighbours! Come oh! Help! Help! She will break Aighi!
What the hoi

SFX:

STRUGGLING

Ureh:
Ebitimi:

Leave me! Leave me alone!

Thank you Mr. Tarimu. Please hold her still while I make a callMy
goodness Adais line is not going through

SFX:

DIALING

Lilian:
Ebitimi:
Lilian:
Ebitimi:
Lilian:
Ebitimi:

(ON PHONE) Hello

Please come, Im in trouble
(ON PHONE) Who am I speaking with
Madam Ebitimi
(ON PHONE) Did I hear you correctly?
(PLEADINGLY) Yes, you did. Ureh is I dont know shes misbehaving, I
dont
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Lilian:
Ebitimi:
Lilian:
Ebitimi:
Lilian:
Ebitimi:

I no longer work for Mr. Adasi

Lilian please have pity, forgive all the wrongs, please I dont know what to do.
Im sorry I really need your help and professional advice
Hmm! All right Ill be there. Mr. Adasis house right?
No, my own house the house you delivered the forms to
Im on my way
Please come along with a doctor
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY -ONE

POLICE STATION
NARRATOR
At the Police Station
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:
Ralph:
Awongo:

My Awongo, youve come to pay me a visit

Sort of I brought a snapshot, actually a passport, Perezis passport
There is no reward for
Im not looking for a reward. Here it is
Im sorry but Chizi also claimed to have a passport of Perezi. Where did you
get it?
I got, saw it in my house
Mmh!?
My former residence. Chizi is staying there for a while. I saw Perezis
passport there. I dont want to take the chance that he will involve Ureh in
any more of his scams
I hope this is not a trick
Have I ever deceived you?
No
Trust me this time too

SCENE 162 INT

EBITIMIS HOUSE

DAY

NARRATOR
At Madam Ebitimis residence
Adasi:
Lilian:
Adasi:
Lilian:
Adasi:

What are you doing here?

I should be asking you the same question
Where is Ebitimi?
She has gone out
(PLAYFULLY) My own Lilian

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Lilian:
Adasi:
Lilian:
Adasi:
Lilian:

Dont even try any touching or else I will wake Ureh and the whole estate.
You lied and said youre a single man
But I am a Bachelor alright a widower
Engaged to Madam Ebitimi. To me you are as good as married. Madam
Ebitimi is the one that will pay me for my services. She now respects me and
I want it to remain that way
Ill wait for her
If you wish but Ill have to keep the doors and windows ajar so she wont be
suspicious. I value my new friendship with her.
MUSIC

SCENE 163 EXT ROAD

DAY
SFX:
BUSY ROAD ACOSTIC
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:

I miss Ureh so much

Whats stopping you from going to her?
She takes my love for granted. Her latest trick is she says shes pregnant and
Im the father
(HAPPILY) Jolly good!
(SURPRISED) Youre pleased
Of course I am. Ive always wanted to be an aunty though I wish you had
married her first. Her parents will be furious but dont let that stop you if
you love her
I do, theres also the problem of her addiction, what if she goes back to the
habit?
With your support and prayers, shell make it through. There is nothing
impossible for GodWhat Im worried about is what if the baby isnt yours?
It doesnt really matter, I love Ureh together, we can weather the storm
Thats my bros
The problem now is how am I going to approach her and her parents to declare
my intensions?

SCENE 164 INT

MUSIC
AWONGOS FORMER HOUSE DAY

SFX:

KNOCK ON THE DOOR

Chizi:
Perezi:

Who is that?
Na me, Perezi make you open I get business for you

SFX:

DOOR OPEN AND SLAM SHUT

Chizi:
Perezi:

(SCARED) What is it, why are you looking at me like that?

(VERY ANGRY) See ya face, mugu like you. Kai! You get mind carry my
picture go give police?

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Chizi:
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:

SCENE 165

But I didnt, how do you know that I

Shut up!... I no dey snap picture de one whey I give you police don make am
big like me, dem paste am for all de road, even for dee company I wan give de
result
But I didnt
(SLAPS CHIZI) Today na me and you. Before dem catch me I go give you
panel beat you, you go get mark for body. Hmm any time you see am, you go
call am Pe..re..zi

INT

POLICE STATION DAY

SFX:

NOISE OF FOUR PEOPLE TALKING WITH EXCITEMENT PHONE

RINGS AS TALKING STILL CONTINUES

Ralph:

Hello Detective Ralph, how can I be of service toshh! Guys keep quiet,
listen

SFX:
Perezi:
Chizi:

Chizi:

(ON PHONE)
Common shut up,
Who told you to come to Awongos house. This is not my house, get out! Get
out, Awongos house! (SCREAMS) Perezi! Perezi! Mmh! Mmh! Do you want
to kill me Perezi! Perezi!
(ON PHONE) Which one you dey shout my name? you wan make people
come abi, if you make perm, (REALIZATION) Ehii, Ehii you carry phone
idiot (SMACK CHIZI WITH WOOD)
Ehii

SFX:

PHONE CALL ENDS

Ralph:

(RAPIDLY) Guys get into your van but dont blow the siren weve got Perezi
he is at Mr. Tarimus estate. Move!

Perezi:

MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY -SIX

AWONGOS FORMER HOUSE
NARRATOR
Back at Awongos former house
Perezi:
Chizi:
Perezi:

Oya kneel down (SLAPS)

Ha! Men take it easy
Oya take smoke am

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Chizi:
Perezi:

I dont smoke
Na today you go start am (SLAPS) If you no wan die make you start to smoke
am. Me I don tire to run, now wey my face de for every corner, as I deh go
kirikiri I go take you go too. I go hide de remaining one for ya things

SFX:

DOOR SLAMS OPEN

Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:
Chizi:
Perezi:
Ralph:

On your knees, your hands behind your backs (VOICE GETTING

LOUDER) Keep your hands at your back where I can see them. Sergent
handcuff them
But but Im not a criminal, you know me Chizi
I doubt that, take them away, you search the house
The Cannabis belongs to him, he just brought it here
Oh! You wan deny me now. Chizi na mean you dey sell am
Sergent take them away

SFX:

SIREN MOVING AWAY

Deri:
Ralph:

Ralph:
Adasi:
Ralph:

Ralph, what are you doing here?

Good news I just caught Perezi you look tired how was your day at the
saloon?
Hectic, there were so many customers and to crown it all, my taxi got caught
in traffic almost two hours
Ihii!
Stupid! Detective (SLAPS)
Hey Mr. Adasi, have you

SFX:

SLAPS STRUGGLING AND FIGHTING

Ebitimi:

Adasi, calm down lets hear his side of the story Thank God Mr. Tarimu is
coming
Stop it! No fighting in my compound
I warned you Adasi not to fight him, hoes a younger man, look at your elbow
even your face its bleeding
Never mind that Ebitimi, lets go, I will make his life as miserable as he has
made my own. That is a promise
Ralph, what did you do to Mr. Adasi?
The perfect word to describe my predicament eludes me
Mr. Adasi! Mr. Adasi, please come back, you too Madam Ebitimi. What is
the matter?
This good for nothing man that calls himself a Detective got my daughter
Ureh pregnant
What!
I should have know, Ralph, I asked you yet you denied dating her
Detective Ralph what do you have to say for yourself?
(LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY)
This is one thing I hate about your manners, you never take anything seriously
Why should I take such stupid prejudice against me as serious? Mr. Adasi I
use to think you were intelligent, how wrong I was. Ureh your daughter

Deri:

Mr. Tarimu:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Deri:
Ralph:
Mr. Tarimu:
Mr. Adasi:
Ralph/Deri:
Deri:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ralph:
Deri:
Ralph:

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Deri:
Mr. Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Adasi:
Ralph:
Ebitimi:
Mr. Tarimu:
Ralph:
Mr. Tarimu:

nearly plucked out my eyes and I didnt know her the first day we met, I
would like to ask at what point did I sleep with her?
Thats true, I think the father would likely be Awongo, Sinclair or
Thats enough (REMORSEFULLY) I really dont know what Ureh is capable
of. Not only is she a drug addict she also sleeps around. Ebitimi, where were
you?
I should be asking you the same question
Detective Ralph, I am truly sorry for the embarrassment
Apology not accepted. You claim to have a lot of money, get ready to spend it.
I will sue you for attacking an officer, deformation of character and
Please Detective Ralph, we are truly sorry, dont sue, we will settle out of
court
So where is Awongo, let him come and speak for himself, his door is open.
Otio! The room is almost empty
Awongo is not there, Chizi was the one occupying the accommodation
(REALIZATION) Very well Awongo thinks he can play a fast one on me, we
shall see
MUSIC

SCENE 167

INT

Ureh:

(CRYING UNCONTROLLABLY) Hieem, Hieem Awongo! Awongo! Oh,

oh, oh, he left me, oh, oh, Awongo! Awongo! Oh, oh, oh
Ureh stop crying or youll end up with a headache
Ureh! Stop disturbing the peace
Keep quiet! Lets have some peace
I cant take this any longer, shes going back to the Sanitarium. She must be
cured properly
(STILL CRYING) Ehii! Ehii Im not going oh, oh, oh Awongo!
Awongo, oh, oh, oh
You better save your breath, no man will want you in that condition, your only
option is the Sanitarium

Lilian:
Ebitimi:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Ureh:
Adasi:

EBITIMIS RESIDENCE

DAY

SFX:

DOOR BELL

Ebitimi:
Awongo:
Ebitimi:
Awongo:
Adasi:
Ureh:
Adasi:
Ureh:
Ebitimi:

Come in, the door is open

Good morning ma
(SURPRISED) Awongo?
Yes ma I
You dare to set your foot in
Leave him alone! Leave him alone
Ureh! Get out of my way
No daddy, dont touch him
(CALMLY) What do you want Your presence seems to cure her of her
silliness
That is definitely a wonder
I came to apologies

Adasi:
Awongo:

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Ureh:
Awongo:
Adasi:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Adasi:
Ebitimi:
Awongo:
Adasi:

Awongo:
Adasi:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Awongo:
Ureh:
Lilian:
They All:
Ebitimi:
Awongo:

Get up, dont disgrace yourself. Why are you kneeling?

I should have come the proper way but it didnt work out. I want to ask for
Urehs hand in marriage. I will bring my relatives to come in the right manner
if you consent to our union
Do you know Ureh will be going back to a Sanitarium to get help
Yes
Im not going!
I hope you dont want to marry her to get your hands on my money
Adasi, give him some respect, he is fending for himself and his whole family.
Not everybody wants your money. Awongo, get up
Thank you ma
Ureh will still attend school you dare not maltreat her despite her drug
problem, shes still my darling daughter It takes a lot of courage and
sincerity to propose to someone whom your not sure the ride will be easy. You
have my blessing
Thank you sir Please can I speak to Ureh outside?
Do it here, I dont want any unpleasant surprises
Do you mind?
No
I want to say Im sorry that I didnt take bold step as a man to stop you from
interacting with hoodlums. I love you and I want our marriage to work. Do
you understand?
Yes
Youll have to go to the Sanitarium
But that will keep us apart
Not for long, Ill come and visit as often as possible. Weve got to do whats
best for our unborn child. Will you do it for us and do your best to get back to
health?
. I will. Now I know why I fell head over heels in love with you
If this profession of love continues, I dont think shell need the Sanitarium
(LAUGH)
Lilian I had forgotten you were still here
Oh! I almost forgot, Ive got to leave, I need to see Mr. Tarimu

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY -EIGHT

MR. TARIMUS RESIDENCE
NARRATOR
Mr. Tarimus Residence
Awongo:
Mr. Tarimu:
Awongo:
Mr. Tarimu:

Excuse me sir, I came to collect the electricity bill

Here it is
(SURPRISED) But this is a summon
For subletting my house to be used for criminal activities

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Awongo:
Mr. Tarimu:

Im sorry sir
I wont change my mind, see you in court
MUSIC

SCENE ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY -NINE

DERIS HOUSE
NARRATOR
At Deris house
Ralph:
Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:
Sinclair:
Deri:
Sinclair:
Ralph:
Sinclair:
Ralph:

Deri, I cant promise my work wont interrupt our relationship but Ill try to
make out time for us
I accept to give it a try
Deri! Deri! What is his car doing in front of your house, hes even in your
house
So?... you have no power over me. The infatuation and lust for material things
have died
I can provide for your needs
Not all can be purchased with moneysuch as faithfulness. Go back to Ureh,
Ive got a man that loves and respects me thats enough for me
Ureh? What are you saying?
She is expressing her condolences to the death of your mutual friendship that
use to be, but vanished because of your affinity to be disloyal
What is that suppose to mean?
It is my divine privilege to provide you with an explanation but I do not have
the capability to provide you with the intelligence to understand it
MUSIC

SCENE 170 INT AWONGOS NEW RESIDENCE DAY

At Awongos new residence
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:

Brother youre back, how did it go? Did Urehs parents accept?
Yes they did
Then why are you sad?
Mr. Tarimu is suing me for subletting his house
It is well, our God is able to deliver you But you only accommodated a
friend; its not like he paid rent or you knew what he was doing
MUSIC

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SCENE 171 INT

Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:
Chizi:
Ralph:

POLICE STATION

DAY

Chizi, now that I have your statement you are free to go

But you know that, I am not Perezis friend, yet you handcuff me like a
common criminal
When people like you withhold information from the police, innocent people
suffer. The crooks continued in their lawless activities. The police is forced
to arrest everyone connected to the scene of the crime
I still feel you arrested me on purpose
(LAUGHS) And I enjoyed every minute of it
MUSIC

SCENE 72

INT

Mr. Tarimu:
Kperin:

Kperin you know very well your brother has no right to sublet my house
He was just trying to help a friend. God knows his friend is not worthy of
such help
But the law suit doesnt concern you
Yes it does. If his finances dwindle, the burden goes to me, my whole family
will be affected. Awongo would have to get a lawyer. Court cases deprive
people of their peace of mind
Im sorry I cant
That is not our agreement
Its not like we are dating
The fact that people think we are still tarnishing my reputation yet I help you
make Madam Ebitari jealous and insecure Mind you when Awongo goes to
court, I will have to go with him to support him. You and I will become
enemies
But you dont have to involve yourself
Awongo is my family. If he is having a court case so am I, make your choice.
But remember, one choice means we are still friends, the other is we will be
enemies for life
All right, I will withdraw the charges
I knew the friend in you would see reason

Mr. Tarimu:
Kperin:
Mr. Tarimu:
Kperin:
Mr. Tarimu:
Kperin:

Mr. Tarimu:
Kperin:
Mr. Tarimu:
Kperin:

TARIMUS RESIDENCE

DAY

MUSIC

SCENE 173
SFX:

EXT ROAD
ROAD ACOSTIC

Chizi:

But Detective Ralph you just cant leave me here with no money in my
pocket. You are suppose to protect and care for the citizenry
Giving you money is not part of my job description. Ive even given you a
ride this far. Youre a very creative person, Im sure youll think of a way out

Ralph:

DAY

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Chizi:
Ralph:

But if I had not phoned you and burnt my credit shouting where Perezi was
you wouldnt have arrested him
Youre right but you would be dead before anybody knows what happening.
You did it to save your skin

SFX:

CAR ZOOM OFF PHONE CALLING

Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:

(ON PHONE) Hello, Chizi

Im on the roadside, Ive not got money, please come and get me
(ON PHONE) Chatter a taxi, Ill pay for it when you get there
(HAPPILY) Thanks man, I owe you a lot Can I stay with you till I can get
myself sorted out
(ON PHONE) No! my sister leaves with me
Shes a big girl after all shes dating Mr. Tarimu
(ON PHONE) I will pretend I didnt hear that. Ive got the money for our last
project, your share is One hundred and twenty five thousand. That should be
enough for your rent and upkeep
But I planned to save that money to buy a car
(ON PHONE) Do what you like with it but you are not setting your foot in
my house
Not even for a drink of water
Youll stay outside my house, Ill bring the water to you. The law suit from
Mr. Tarimu will be the last trouble you will bring to my door step

Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:
Chizi:
Awongo:

MUSIC

SCENE 174

AWONGOS NEW HOUSE INT

Kperin:
Awongo:

Good news bro, Mr. Tarimu is withdrawing the charges against you
Keep quiet! What favour did you grant him to do that? Ha! Kperin I thought
you knew me more than that. How could you sleep with him?
I didnt
Chizi told me you were having an affair with him and so have several people
Thats what we
Who are we?
Mr. Tarimu and I. He wants to get Madam Ebitimi jealous. I help him but
thats as far as it goes. So I asked him to do me a favour also or become my
enemy for life. He hates the thought of Madam Ebitimi realizing she has no
competition then the thought of making you suffer
Kperin thank you. Im so relieved, we should make out time to visit Dawari
How about next tomorrow?
Thats okay by me

Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:
Kperin:

Awongo:
Kperin:
Awongo:

MUSIC

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INT

EBITIMIS RESIDENCE

day

Ebitari:
Adasi:
Ebitari:
Adasi:
Ebitari:

The wedding should be in three months time

Thats too long
I want Ureh at the wedding
In three months her Tommy will be bigger Lets say in a months
A month it is

SCENE 176
Ureh:
Awongo:

EXT ROAD DAY

Awongo, I thank you for loving me despite my short comings
I will always love you. Im not ashamed to be associated with you. Together
well weather the storm. Ill come and visit you often. We have a new life
ahead of us. All the lawless activities of the past are behind us forever.

NARRATOR
Thats all folks for season one of LAWLESS!

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