Professional Documents
Culture Documents
by
W. Bill Snyder
Revisions by
W. Bill Snyder)
Current Revisions by
W. Bill Snyder 11/26/09
FADE IN:
PRIEST
Today we gather to say goodbye to
our brother Joseph, taken from us
unexpectedly. Let us pray for his
welcoming love from Jesus Christ.
BILL
Where are they?
KENNY
Who ever knows, with Kevin?
BILL
Friends should pay their respects.
So do they know who was driving?
KENNY
Some kid who just got his license
and was at a party before he got
behind the wheel. His BAC was
three times the legal limit.
BILL
I say we make him pay.
KENNY
Good luck. He's in custody and
he's looking at twenty for
manslaughter.
BILL
He deserves every day. I hope
prison serves him well.
(CONTINUED)
2.
CONTINUED:
PRIEST
We will now end the service and
let any of you say your last
goodbyes.
JOSEPH'S MOM
I wish your mother and father
could have seen this. How you are
with us, and being there for Joe.
BILL
Electrosynthesis of potassium
manganate produces what? Answer A,
potassium permaganate.
BILL
You all right, man? You're all
buggy, like you can't sit still.
(CONTINUED)
3.
CONTINUED:
KENNY
Some creep dinged my car last week
and it hasn't run right since.
That'd be all I need.
BILL
I'm talking about Joe's service.
You all right from that?
KENNY
Joe's mom is always cute. The way
she talks about our parents. "Your
muddah. Your fathah."
Bill laughs.
KENNY
(beat)
My muddah and fathah have no clue
Joe died. They're in the ashram
for eight months.
BILL
Seriously, you all right?
KENNY
I hope they max out the little
creep's time in prison.
(beat)
Not to change the subject, but you
interested in taking a yoga class?
BILL
Money's kind of tight now. Why?
KENNY
You can help me set up and the
class is free. Space is available.
BILL
Didn't you start that class two
weeks ago?
BILL (CONT’D)
Hey Kenny, relax. No cars have
ever been stolen on this block.
(CONTINUED)
4.
CONTINUED: (2)
KENNY
I just had a lot of work done on
the car and you said there has
been some cars getting keyed at
night.
BILL
It's broad daylight, buddy.
Kenny walks over and sits on the couch. Bill plays with a
slip of paper with "Melissa (917) 699-0335". Kenny grabs
it, looks at it and throws it back to Bill.
KENNY
That girl from the other night?
BILL
Yea. I got her digits.
KENNY
She's kinda cosmic, isn't she?
Going for the cosmic chicks, huh?
BILL
She's different, she's got a lot
of insights.
Kenny walks over and opens the door. Bill reaches for the
soda. His hand freezes up. He can't move.
KENNY
You're shot, man. What I can't
figure out is why you have a date
and I, again, am going to spend
Friday night without a date.
KENNY
Now you're all buggy.
BILL
You should see what your ex is
doing tonight.
(CONTINUED)
5.
CONTINUED: (3)
KENNY
The last time I spent a Friday
night with her, it was nothing,
but beers and drama. I like calm
and collected in people.
(beat)
Let me get you a soda.
KENNY
Hey, skate punk! Touch my car and
you'll be eating that skateboard!
DENNIS
I can't believe the garbage they
put out in novels nowadays. This
one's not half-bad though.
KEVIN
Whacha reading there?
DENNIS
I was going to say another piece
of garbage but this is okay.
KEVIN
Why are you reading at nine in the
morning? When's the last time you
played the guitar?
DENNIS
Mom sent me the book.
KEVIN
No wonder it's garbage.
DENNIS
Hey. The question is, why are you
drinking at nine in the morning?
(CONTINUED)
6.
CONTINUED:
KEVIN
The earlier, the better.
DENNIS
We'll see if your liver agrees.
KEVIN
I just drink early on weekends.
And sometimes during the week.
Just a way of coping with Joe's
death.
DENNIS
And you don't see a problem with
that. It fizzes me. You might as
well chug-a-lug liquid Drano.
Can't you wait for the night to
drink?
KEVIN
Nah, it's too far away. I'm just
pre-gaming for the night.
DENNIS
Yeah, if you can stay awake into
the evening. You were asleep on
the way back from the funeral
home.
KEVIN
That's how I deal. Just gotta be
all ampered up and not pass out.
DENNIS
Let's see, nine in the morning.
Eight o'clock is hours away. Good
luck. Let me know how that one
works out for you.
BILL
Those needles are clean, right?
(CONTINUED)
7.
CONTINUED:
BILL
Holy shneets, those shots are
kicking ass and taking names!
DOCTOR WU
Soon you can probably ask me for
medical Mary Jane.
BILL
Not even.
DOCTOR WU
When did you stop smoking it?
BILL
I won't get flu-y tonight, will I?
DOCTOR WU
There's always that chance. Why?
You have big plans?
BILL
I'll let you know.
KENNY
And into the downward dog...
BILL
Hey, Dennis. What's up? It's kind
of early.
(CONTINUED)
8.
CONTINUED:
DENNIS
Yea, I know. My brother's already
pounding beers and I don't feel
like being around that.
BILL
Yea sure, come on in.
DENNIS
I came 'cause I know beer is not
your scene. Is it cool to hang
here until he passes out?
BILL
Yea. Accentuate the positive, man.
I'm telling you, this month, I'm
celebrating two years sober.
DENNIS
That's an accomplishment. Does it
break your ass?
DENNIS (CONT’D)
Whoa, clean and sober.
BILL
Why didn't you and Kevin come to
the service last night?
DENNIS
We said goodbye during the day. I
know it's Joe, but I can only take
so much.
BILL
Guess you're right. Would you
believe the little shit driver
wanted to come to the service! Pay
his respects.
DENNIS
That's some audacity for you
there!
(CONTINUED)
9.
CONTINUED: (2)
BILL
I guess he's guilt-ridden. I mean,
can you blame him? He killed
someone driving hammered.
DENNIS
I just hope Kevin gets the message
and reacts calm and collected?.
BILL
Maybe I should talk to him.
DENNIS
Someone should.
BILL
I'll swing by before my date.
BARBER FRANCIS
Ah, you don't take care of this. A
mutt looks better.
BILL
I am a mutt.
BARBER FRANCIS
Your father, he had such hair. The
kids today don't know from hair.
BILL
I have a hard time.
BARBER FRANCIS
What's hard?
BILL
I don't always...care about my
hair.
(CONTINUED)
10.
CONTINUED:
BARBER FRANCIS
Now you do, because why? I tell
you. She don't want hair worse
than a mutt's. Better she marry a
mutt.
BARBER FRANCIS
Good hair, you can forgive
anything.
BILL
Anything?
BARBER FRANCIS
Now you don't look like a
hangover.
BILL
Hey, man, you in there? You home?
KEVIN
You might as well come in.
KEVIN
Those for me?
BILL
How's it goin', protozoan?
(CONTINUED)
11.
CONTINUED:
BILL
I'm good, thanks for asking.
What's the good word? Thought it
was cool to just walk in.
KEVIN
It's cool. It's going. Just
adjusting with everything.
KEVIN
Is that a new suit? That's a new
suit. You want to see mine? I wore
it yesterday.
BILL
I didn't get to see it 'cause you
weren't at the night service. Why
didn't you come for Joe?
KEVIN
My suit is wasted. Look at the
sleeves. Like an old man's.
BILL
You should've---
KEVIN
But everybody else there, now,
they were worse. You have to look
like you cared about the dead
person.
KEVIN
Hey, hey.
KEVIN
I can't stand the smell of these.
Like the grave, only amplified.
Bill sniffs. The open flask spills out a bit of whiskey and
Bill smells it. Familiar. Tempting.
BILL
No, sweet.
(CONTINUED)
12.
CONTINUED: (2)
Kevin throws the flowers back. Bill grabs for them, misses,
stoops to pick them up and sees the flask under the bed. He
reacts, disturbed.
BILL
Look, man...
KEVIN
What, are you my probation
officer?
BILL
I think you've been hitting the
booze too much.
KEVIN
Everyone is so concerned about me.
Don't you people have better
things to do? Look at you.
Bill shakes his head and opens his eyes. He glances under
the bed -- the flask is gone.
KEVIN
Look, you obviously have somewhere
you want to be.
BILL
I don't want to go to another
funeral for one of my best
friends.
KEVIN
Listen, I don't drive for that
reason. I like to live. I'm having
too good of a time in life to lose
it. I'm fine. I just take a few
drinks to relax.
BILL
I'm sure that's what that little
shit was thinking before he got
behind the wheel of his car.
(CONTINUED)
13.
CONTINUED: (3)
KEVIN
Look man, I'm fine. When I have
something important to do, I stay
sober. So I got it handled. You
worry about yourself.
MELISSA
I couldn't contain them any more
and I thought you weren't coming.
BILL
You need help with those pooches?
MELISSA
My dad likes big dogs.
MELISSA
Would you mind taking them out?
Bill snaps his fingers the way Melissa did. The dogs run
out on the lawn. Bill chases after them, his gait awkward.
He shuffles and stumbles.
MELISSA
Are you okay?
BILL
Just trying to keep up.
The dogs sense weakness and charge Bill. Melissa snaps her
fingers and the dogs settle down.
BILL
Go potty. Just do it.
(CONTINUED)
14.
CONTINUED:
MELISSA
Got anything major planned
tonight?
BILL
Dinner and a movie.
MELISSA
What movie?
BILL
"Kissing Ben"?
MELISSA
I'm not a chick-flick girl.
BILL
"The Jupiter Deception"?
MELISSA
I love sci-fi.
Madison hits the ball back. Back, forth, back forth. Ball
lands in Kevin's drink.
MADISON
Hey, tryin'a hog it all?
Serve. Bounce.
KEVIN
Posifuckingtively bad.
MADISON
Didn't even get in.
Serve.
(CONTINUED)
15.
CONTINUED:
KEVIN
You are my kind of girl.
KENNY
Don't you have a job and a life?
BILL
Remember, I have MS? I'm on
disability. I have nothing better
to do. I have no life.
KENNY
You should ask for a life for
Christmas. If you don't receive
lumps of coal.
BILL
If you break my balls enough,
maybe they'll become diamonds.
Listen, I wanted to talk to you
about...
KENNY
I'm just kidding with you.
BILL
Guess what I did last night.
KENNY
You got laid, didn't you?
KENNY
Could I have some space? If you
sit any closer, we'd be dating.
BILL
Sorry man, but I went out with
that girl Melissa.
KENNY
Like I said, you got laid.
(CONTINUED)
16.
CONTINUED:
BILL
Na, man. We just had dinner, and
then a movie, and then we talked
all night. I think she's the one.
Kenny shuts his eyes and makes the namaste gesture over his
heart. He goes through yoga asanas.
KENNY
You say that about every girl.
What about that girl from the
coffee shop the other day? You
got her number and started talking
about a future with her. Kids and
all.
BILL
She knows Jen. Your Jen.
KENNY
Not my lady any more. So this
girl's a party girl.
BILL
Na, man.
KENNY
Then how does she know Jen?
BILL
They go to the same gym.
KENNY
Word up, she's a party girl.
BILL
I'm here for something else.
KENNY
I'm all out of drugs.
BILL
Kevin.
KENNY
What new drama does he have going?
(CONTINUED)
17.
CONTINUED: (2)
BILL
It's his drinking. He's like
drinking all day, everyday, and I
think it's getting out of hand.
Kenny loses his balance and falls on his head. Bill comes
and helps him up, with difficulty. Kenny rubs his head and
helps Bill get into a modified "cobbler pose". Bill sits
cross-legged on two chairs.
KENNY
This one is really good for MS.
What does Dennis say?
BILL
Dennis can't talk to him.
Bill holds the pose and does the exercise. Kenny helps him
do another. Then, Kenny sits quietly and meditates for a
moment. The phone rings. Kenny doesn't answer.
KENNY
Well, he's got to. No wonder he
didn't show up for Joe.
BILL
I reminded him about Joe, but he
wasn't listening. He's using that
for an excuse to be a lush.
Wouldn't be surprised if he's into
the drug scene.
KENNY
You think?
(beat)
Do you miss it?
BILL
Now, that's insulting. Do you?
KENNY
Take your arm back a little more.
BILL
How much do I owe you?
KENNY
Just tell your cosmic chick and
all her friends about the class.
(CONTINUED)
18.
CONTINUED: (3)
BILL
Remember when Jen used to do yoga?
BILL
Shit, Dennis, I'm coming.
KEVIN
We always come later to avoid all
these losers.
DENNIS
Figured we'd get you before you
started pre-gaming...
KEVIN
Ah, man, not that again...
KENNY
Your drinking...
KEVIN
Bill, when's the last time you
scored? I got this money baby,
Mad...that's her name, honest.
(CONTINUED)
19.
CONTINUED:
BILL
You had that flask last night.
KEVIN
What flask? You were comatose. You
imagined things.
DENNIS
Then I did too. I heard you down
in the basement, man. Heavy
partying.
KEVIN
In my defense, not all the time.
BILL
Yea, man, all you do is drink.
KEVIN
Of all the people preaching
sobriety, it's Mister Be Sober.
Why don't you try AA yourself?
KENNY
(low tone)
Na, man! It's you and your
frigging drinking. Try looking at
yourself and stop worrying about
others. It's getting pretty lame
carrying you home almost every
night.
DENNIS
There's only three ways you can go
if you keep this up. Lockup, the
looney bin, or...
KEVIN
I guess I'll lay off the booze for
awhile. Find another way to deal
with losing Joe. I don't want to
dramatize anyone's life.
(CONTINUED)
20.
CONTINUED: (2)
BILL
How are you going to do that?
KEVIN
I'm gonna need your help for once.
DENNIS
What's that supposed to mean? You
know you can count on me.
BILL
Me too. My job is to get you
sober.
KEVIN
No offense, Bill, but I need
someone able-bodied for this.
DENNIS
We better get you cleaned up
before Mom comes.
KEVIN
Shit, Mom? What'd you tell her?
DENNIS
It's not because of you. The home
thought it would be good for her.
KEVIN
Yea, right. They just can't stand
her either.
BILL
Is your mom any better?
DENNIS
Could you have any more liquor?
(CONTINUED)
21.
CONTINUED:
KEVIN
I warned you.
CHURCHGOER
Why St. Jude?
BILL
Hope of the Hopeless, Pray for me.
KEVIN
Now here's a musician.
DENNIS
How many more do you have?
KEVIN
I think that was it. I don't think
there's any other bottles.
DENNIS
No more Jack or Gin laying around
the house or your room?
KEVIN
I believe we got it all.
DENNIS
Good, 'cause your eyes are
jaundice-y. There's this
specialist...
(CONTINUED)
22.
CONTINUED:
KEVIN
Giving up the sauce, I'll get my
health back.
KEVIN
What's that doctor's number?
DENNIS
I'll make an appointment for you.
(beat)
Otherwise, I'd have to order a new
burial suit. Yours stinks.
Bill shakes rain off his coat all over Melissa's Greek
salad. She takes a scarf from the shopping bags piled
around her.
BILL
Any longer out there and I'd be
taking my second shower of the
day.
MELISSA
My God, you're drenched. I'll give
you a ride back.
BILL
I won't melt, it's just three
blocks away.
MELISSA
So you're on a special diet
tonight, just like the other
night?
BILL
I'm not really up for eating.
(CONTINUED)
23.
CONTINUED:
MELISSA
So my friend Aaron calls today
after being MIA two years to ask
for money.
BILL
Did you set the dogs on him?
MELISSA
Total wet-brain. He could be
another Ken Burns, but he needs
gas money to go to work at the
Fotomat.
BILL
How long did you date?
BILL
Your eyes are like Kenny's when he
talks about Jen.
MELISSA
He was always on her back, right?
BILL
Does she still drink?
MELISSA
Aaron and I were engaged. Till he
set both of us on fire.
An awkward beat.
BILL
Look over there, that's the most
massive burger ever. I'll get one.
MELISSA
No way you can eat all that.
BILL
Watch me.
(CONTINUED)
24.
CONTINUED:
KENNY
Do you ever sleep? Do you ever
eat?
BILL
Isn't breathing important in yoga?
KENNY
Gotta have at least one bad habit.
BILL
Scarfed down a burger at Moe's
with Melissa. The cheese is the
bomb.
KENNY
Freshly fuckin' A! Did ya get
laid?
BILL
You getting any? You always max
out on the sugar before you see
Jen.
KENNY
Hey, was that my car alarm?
BILL
You guys doing dinner and a movie?
KENNY
You never take my car seriously.
KENNY
We're going to the White Hills.
BILL
Uh-oh. I know what that means.
(beat)
Stop checking your car. Jen was
there for you with Joe...
(CONTINUED)
25.
CONTINUED: (2)
KENNY
Joe and Jen. Do not go there.
Kenny and JEN BERNINI, 23, sit on the hood of Kenny's car
and look at the sand dunes. Kenny lights a smoke and drinks
soda.
JEN
So it's been awhile since we've
been here.
KENNY
Yea, we spoke about taking a
break.
JEN
About that, I was thinking that we
can take a break from the break.
MRS. O'BRIAN
...and that book will change your
life, I'm telling you.
BILL
...been trying to talk to someone
all day.
MRS. O'BRIAN
Does your friend still have
cancer?
BILL
Check barely covers my bills...I
at least need it sent on time.
MRS. O'BRIAN
Doesn't he have a house?
DENNIS
He's here in case I need to yell
at the government about his MS.
(CONTINUED)
26.
CONTINUED:
MRS. O'BRIAN
Where's your brother?
BILL
What? The check is on hold?
MRS. O'BRIAN
The music's so loud.
Kenny opens the window and flicks ashes from his cigarette
out the window. He turns away, cold. Jen cracks open a
beer.
KENNY
What, you wanna get back together?
JEN
The way you were, right after we
heard about Joe, made me miss you.
KENNY
It did, my lady? Malady? Ma'lady?
JEN
(laughs)
And so does your wackness. I wanna
be your biznitch again.
KENNY
(re: Jen's beer)
You know that's not what I'm
about.
JEN
I remember that's what you were
about. What are you, born-again?
KENNY
Look, I'm finished with living by
the bottle and you should think
about doing the same. Life's not
about junking and drunking.
JEN
It's only one beer, just for fun.
(CONTINUED)
27.
CONTINUED:
KENNY
Until the next beer and the next
beer and the next beer. Ask Joe.
JEN
How dare you.
KENNY
I don't need to end up like Kevin.
JEN
You know, people find different
ways to deal with tragedy.
KENNY
So what's your excuse?
KENNY
Don't scratch my paint.
JEN
Well, this has been fun, but I
think it's time to call it a
night.
KENNY
I'll drop you off 'cause you might
get killed otherwise.
JEN
Fine! It's better this way.
MADISON
Yoo-hoo, Ping-Pong Stud!
BILL
...what should I do, get a loan?
Madison heads for the door. Mrs. O'Brian and Bill block
her.
MADISON
Bud Light for a hot musician.
(CONTINUED)
28.
CONTINUED:
Dennis pops open the beer. Mrs. O'Brien gives him a "look".
MRS. O'BRIAN
Where is your brother?
BILL
(into phone)
Yea, I'll speak to your
supervisor!
MADISON
So not a party house.
BILL
Can I call you a cab?
BILL
Dennis, the chick knew you like
your special Bud Lights. Lay off.
Dennis puts the beer down. In the driveway, Kenny gets out
of his car, still pissed.
BILL
So? The date?
DENNIS
What?
KEVIN
Yo John, another round.
JOHN
Y'know your tab is growing.
KEVIN
I'll pay it up and start a new
one.
(CONTINUED)
29.
CONTINUED:
Bill and Kenny enter and see Kevin. They approach him.
KEVIN
Any requests?
BILL
What's this, Last Stop Boozeville?
KEVIN
I'm only stopping in for a drink.
KENNY
When are you going to learn?
Drinks and you don't mix.
KEVIN
Hey Bill, you know this one.
Dennis used to cover it. When he
was cool.
KENNY
Every time your ass is in hot
water, you're drunk.
KEVIN
(sings)
My ex-friend, don't let your smug
smile hit you on the way out...
BILL
The hell do you think we're here
talking to you? Get your shit
together and let's go.
KEVIN
What I need is for you not to come
in here and embarrass me.
Kevin brays out the song. Bill and Kenny try to pull him
off the pool table.
Kevin hits them with the pool cue. Bill throws him off the
pool table. Kevin glares at them, throws his beer at them,
and marches out.
(CONTINUED)
30.
CONTINUED: (2)
A police siren O.S. makes Bill and Kenny run like hell.
DENNIS'S VOICE
Do you mind telling me why you're
calling from the eighth precinct?
Kevin's silent.
DENNIS'S VOICE
You could plead insanity. 'Cause
that's what you're doing. Getting
tanked over and over again and
thinking you won't have a
hangover.
KEVIN
I don't need a lecture, asshole!
He sobs.
DENNIS'S VOICE
Oh man. I'm coming.
BAILIFF
Calling case number one five
three. The people against Kevin
O'Brian for driving while
intoxicated.
INT. COURTROOM
Kevin and his PUBLIC DEFENDER stand before the JUDGE, who
stares at him, stern. Bill and Dennis watch, concerned,
from the spectator seats.
KEVIN
I apologize for this offense. I
promise I won't do it again.
JUDGE
Do you know how often we hear that
in this courtroom?
Bill nods and holds his bracelet -- he's heard this before.
(CONTINUED)
31.
CONTINUED:
PUBLIC DEFENDER
Your honor, my client claims post-
traumatic stress disorder after
his friend was killed.
JUDGE
I don't care if he has ADD.
KEVIN
I promise I will go straight. My
friend was killed by a driver.
JUDGE
Everyone who is arrested for drunk
driving says they will go on the
straight and narrow path and three
months later, they're back in my
courtroom for the same charges.
(beat)
Or for vehicular manslaughter.
PUBLIC DEFENDER
When he makes bail, he will enter
a detox and a treatment facility.
JUDGE
Five thousand dollars' bail. Cash.
JUDGE
Cash or bond. I'm ordering you to
enter a facility for drugs and
alcohol. In three months, I expect
to see you back here with
documentation.
KEVIN
Thank you, Your Honor.
JUDGE
I order you to abstain from
alcohol. If I see you here because
of drinking, you will do jail
time.
KEVIN
I state my word that I will go on
the straight and narrow path.
32.
DENNIS
We're short eleven hundred bucks.
Mom said---
KEVIN
I'd rather stay in the slammer.
DENNIS
It's not too late.
BILL
Kenny chipped in a hundred.
BILL
I don't have that much here.
His phone rings. The display says "M Pagano". The CLERK
glares and points to the "No Cell Phones" sign.
BILL (CONT’D)
I'll hook you up with whatever you
need to get to rehab.
Three Brewski Brews beers dance. Their caps pop off halfway
and begn to sing.
(CONTINUED)
33.
CONTINUED:
CASHIER
Man, I love that commercial.
TELLER
How much do you want?
BILL
A thousand dollars.
TELLER
Well, it's been nice having you as
a customer.
BILL
What?
TELLER
That closes out your account.
(CONTINUED)
34.
CONTINUED:
TELLER (CONT’D)
Small bills okay?
MELISSA
No wonder you never eat. You have
money problems.
BILL
Listen, I'm sorry about lunch.
Melissa hesitates...
MELISSA
Are you on drugs? Are you
drinking?
Bill stops dead. Melissa reaches out for his hand and grabs
it. A tremor goes through his arm.
MELISSA (CONT’D)
You can't walk straight, and my
God, your hand shakes...
BILL
That's because of you.
MELISSA
I can't date another wet-brain.
BILL
I have M.S.
Melissa's silent.
BILL
Multiple sclerosis.
MELISSA
Oh God, why didn't you tell me?
BILL
I hate to do this to you, but can
we make it an early dinner?
(beat)
I'll cook for you.
(CONTINUED)
35.
CONTINUED:
MELISSA
Can you? Cook?
BILL
Four-bean chili. Say six-thirty?
DENNIS
Whatever happened to you giving up
the booze? This is your life. You
keep this up, who knows how much
longer you'll have a life.
KEVIN
I'm allowed one fuck-up, so shut
up. If it'll make you happy, I'll
go to rehab right after detox.
DENNIS
Maybe you should make the best of
it. Learn something about yourself
and how you've taken all of us
hostage with your drinking.
KEVIN
Fine, I'll do it. Will Mom be gone
when I get out?
KEVIN
Then rehab sounds like heaven.
BILL
We can take him to the hospital
here. Their detox center is good.
DENNIS
Can you drive? I'm just a little
low on gas.
BILL
Sure, no problem.
(CONTINUED)
36.
CONTINUED:
DENNIS
I believe you have something to
say to Bill.
KEVIN
What do you wear to detox?
DENNIS
I meant "thank you".
BILL
(looks at Kevin)
Wear whatever you'd wear to clean
out your garage.
Jen drinks a Jack and coke in a soda bottle. She lets out a
small burp and she adjusts her bikini top.
MELISSA
Frickin' Lady Liberty's blushing.
JEN
So how was Bill the other night?
MELISSA
If you mean that we spent the
night together in the same bed,
then fantastic. If you're talking
about did we have sex, then no,
but if we did, I don't kiss and
tell.
JEN
Oh, come on, chica! You're never
this way with any other guy!
(beat)
Does Bill still have the dizzies?
MELISSA
Dizzies?
JEN
From MS. He's on disability.
MELISSA
How long has he had it?
(CONTINUED)
37.
CONTINUED:
JEN
He said the worst part is feeling
every day like he just drank three
bottles of Jack Daniels.
MELISSA
You'd know.
JEN
What?
MELISSA
I said we should double with Bill
and Kenny.
JEN
Kenny hasn't made one move on me
and suddenly he's bitching up a
storm about my drinking.
MELISSA
I don't think he's that far off.
JEN
Just because Aaron was a jerk when
he drank...
MELISSA
I still love you anyway,
girlfriend. So, no chance of a
second chance with him?
JEN
Well, since he's the born again
sober man, then no.
She checks her phone and makes a call when Melissa isn't
looking. A text message comes in: "got your sweet stuff
need a fix meet me".
METH DEALER
Hey, Little Miss Muffet.
JEN
Hey. You got the sugar?
METH DEALER
Depends on what you got.
(CONTINUED)
38.
CONTINUED:
The Meth Dealer paws Jen. Jen makes out with him.
KENNY
Heard we were having us a send-
off.
KEVIN
You could have brought strippers.
KENNY
You pull this off, man, I'll take
you to every titty bar in town.
BILL
Just do right. That's all I ask
and you don't have to pay me back.
KENNY
Whoa. Is that a Superman shirt?
BILL
Hey, Kenny, maybe you should show
Kevin some yoga. Worked for my MS.
KEVIN
What, some swami shit?
KENNY
Never mind.
KEVIN
If you have that swami Jedi woo-
woo going on, why do you always
have fire ants in your pants?
MRS. O'BRIAN
Kevin? Kevin? You can't stay in
there the rest of your life!
KEVIN
Let's go.
(CONTINUED)
39.
CONTINUED:
DENNIS
Don't be childish.
BILL
What do you say we get a move on
before all the beds are gone?
BILL
Go ahead, talk to Jen.
KENNY
It's not Jen.
KEVIN
When a guy looks like that, it's
usually because of a skirt.
KENNY
As Buddha would say, fuck off,
man.
KEVIN
I'd like to see your point of view
only I can't get my head that far
up my ass.
Mrs. O'Brian bursts into the room. She and Kevin stare at
each other. An undercurrent between them.
MRS. O'BRIAN
What in the world happened to you?
KEVIN
Dennis shouldn't be reading, he
should be playing guitar!
He walks right past Mrs. O'Brian. She catches his arm and
hugs him, hard. The others stand around for an awkward
beat. Kevin pushes away from Mrs. O'Brian.
KEVIN
God, let's go.
BILL
Bye, Mrs. O'Brian. We'll take care
of him.
(CONTINUED)
40.
CONTINUED: (2)
BILL
Look at that kid. How old do you
think she is?
KENNY
I dunno...six or seven.
BILL
She's got a chemo scarf on.
DENNIS
Now that's just wrong.
BILL
Didn't Jen work with kids in the
Oncology floor?
KEVIN
She's in here and she didn't do
anything. I'm in here...we ought
to trade places.
KENNY
It won't be that bad. Like a
vacation. Only in the hospital.
With no beach.
KEVIN STOPS DEAD
KEVIN
Oh, so, wise Swami, you've been
through this before.
BILL
It's tough in the beginning, but
as time passes, it gets easier.
KEVIN
Are there a lot of people in
there?
(CONTINUED)
41.
CONTINUED:
BILL
Yea, sure, it's detox.
KEVIN
(low tone)
No, I mean crazy-ass down on their
luck weirdos?
BILL
(low tone)
Look, go in my car. I picked up a
beer for you.
Kevin gives him a funny look. Bill hands Kevin his car
keys.
BILL
(low tone)
Look, it's under my seat. You'll
get a bed faster if you have some
booze in your system.
KEVIN
Hey guys, I got to go to the car
for my smokes. I'll be back.
KENNY
You're coming back because if you
make a run for it I'll kick your
ass. We're here already.
KEVIN
Relax.
DENNIS
All right, but hurry back.
KEVIN
Dennis, we've been here all day.
I'll only be like five minutes.
(CONTINUED)
42.
CONTINUED:
Kevin wipes his nose and chugs the beer until there is
nothing left.
Meth pipes litter the parking lot. Jen, high on meth, does
a hyper-happy dance on top of the cars.
BILL
Looking chipper, Jim.
JIM
You too, buddy. I think. So which
one of your friends is Kevin?
DENNIS
He went out to the car to get his
cigarettes. He'll be back in a
sec.
JIM
All right. I'll be back in a
jiffy.
(beat)
Bill, you should know there's no
smoking in detox.
BILL
Thought it might have changed.
KEVIN
Got my smokes. I'm ready.
(CONTINUED)
43.
CONTINUED:
DENNIS
What's wrong with you? What did
you really go and do?
BILL
Sorry Dennis, but that's my fault.
I bought a beer for Kevin earlier.
DENNIS
Are you out of your bleeping mind?
BILL
Look, man. I know he'll have an
easier time getting a bed if he
has alcohol in his system.
DENNIS
With a chaser of rat poison!
JIM
You must be Kevin. Had a beer
before you came in here?
KEVIN
And a little coke. You are
posifuckingtively good.
JIM
Family?
DENNIS
Almost all I've got.
JIM
He's in good hands.
Jim walks off with Kevin. Dennis looks at Bill for a beat.
DENNIS
Can we visit?
(CONTINUED)
44.
CONTINUED: (2)
BILL
Sorry, not until he's in rehab.
But we can call.
DENNIS
You break the news to my mom.
Kevin sits on the bed and hugs himself. Jim takes Kevin's
temperature and blood pressure.
JIM
Your blood pressure's 120 over 80
and you don't have a fever.
KEVIN
We've been here all day. Waiting
for someone to do my intake and
you came along. Guess we lucked
out.
JIM WRITES ON HIS CLIPBOARD
JIM
You're doubly lucky, then. You get
to go through twenty-four-hour
observation with me.
KEVIN
For drinking a beer?
JIM
And the cocaine. We have to look
out for the safety of the other
patients. How do I know you've had
only one beer?
KEVIN
So what's the smoke breaks like?
JIM
Bill didn't tell you?
Kevin shakes his head. Jim takes the cigarettes from Kevin.
(CONTINUED)
45.
CONTINUED:
JIM
There is no smoking.
KEVIN
I'm going to kill that guy!
JIM
What other drugs have you done?
KEVIN
What? The intake form only asked
about alcohol.
JIM
So then I'm asking you.
KEVIN
Everything. You name it. MDMA,
vike's, perk's, oxycontins, XTC,
the whole deal.
JIM
Not before you came here, of
course.
The door opens. Kevin lunges for it. A hand drops a tray of
food on the floor and shuts the door.
46.
KENNY
Hey, Jen.
MELISSA
Why didn't you tell me? I could
have helped you.
BILL
Chili hot enough for you?
MELISSA
Smokin'.
BILL
You know, if you wanted to have a
beer sometimes, I'm okay with
that.
MELISSA
That's nice, but I want to know,
why didn't you tell me? I had to
hear it from Jen.
BILL
Jen? What did she...
MELISSA
We are so not talking about Jen's
drama right now.
BILL
Just leave it. I'm not helpless
just because I can't keep up with
your big-ass dogs!
(CONTINUED)
47.
CONTINUED:
MELISSA
I like you a lot, Bill.
BILL
But?
MELISSA
But you have to be honest with me.
BILL
You know how much I struggled with
those dogs?
(beat)
That's what it's like in my body
every day.
MELISSA
I can walk the dogs. I've been
doing it all my life. My dad can't
even handle them with his trick
shoulder. He loves them though.
BILL
Can you walk the dogs and wipe
oatmeal off my chin?
MELISSA
At the same time? Maybe not.
BILL
Someday, if I'm in a
wheelchair...maybe we can hook the
dogs up to it and I can go,
"Mush!"
MELISSA
Where do you get your strenght?
(CONTINUED)
48.
CONTINUED: (2)
BILL
Tell all your friends, Tuesday
afternoons at the Yoga Center.
Bill hands out the prayer cards. Melissa helps him. The
same Churchgoer stops by the table and hands Bill a small
pile of dollar bills. Bill tries to hand it back.
CHURCHGOER
(re: Melissa)
Take her someplace nice.
MELISSA
I think she likes you.
KEVIN
In a white room with pudding,
looks like snot from snorting
coke...need a little blue pill to
help my head, this ain't no joke.
(CONTINUED)
49.
CONTINUED:
KEVIN (CONT’D)
I said, this ain't no joke, I need
a toke!
Kevin rocks out and flips out like a heavy metal singer.
KEVIN (CONT’D)
No jokium! Need a tokium! Need a
pill, I'm ill! I hate you, Bill!
KEVIN (CONT’D)
Om...Swami, help me...
Bill, Jen and Melissa come through the door with ten
FRIENDS. They all sign up on the sign-up sheet and pay
their money. Jen moves a bit hyper.
KENNY
Everyone grab a spot.
KENNY (CONT’D)
Everyone soften your gaze.
MELISSA
Excuse me?
JEN
Just let your vision go. Relax
your eyes and face.
(CONTINUED)
50.
CONTINUED:
JEN
Wish you'd said something about
needing more students.
KENNY
People are cutting back.
JEN
Or maybe you're too proud to ask
for help.
KENNY
One thing yoga does is, you don't
have to get drunk to feel bliss.
JEN
Do not start that again, Mr.
Soften-Your-Gaze.
JEN (CONT’D)
You had three people in there
before we showed up. Nobody,
Nobody and Nobody. At least this
way you can make your rent.
KENNY
Like we were ever concerned with
that before. And Bill and his
chick are the ones who...
JEN
Hey look, I'm on Kenny's car!
KENNY
Hey. I lost my home because we
were drugging and that car was my
home!
Jen, stunned, gets down off his car. Kenny looks in her
eyes and smells her mouth.
KENNY (CONT’D)
Just for your information, I
already have one friend in
detox...
(CONTINUED)
51.
CONTINUED: (2)
JEN
And another dead. I know!
Kenny can't stand to see her cry. He puts his arms around
her and holds her.
KENNY
Fuck it, Buddha said we're all
fucked up.
JEN
Everyone enjoyed class.
KENNY
Thanks.
METH DEALER
Who wants seconds on my dick?
He opens his jacket and shows her a meth pipe. Jen walks,
jittery, up to her front walk.
JEN
I'm trying...I'm trying yoga.
METH DEALER
I got your bliss here.
And Jen gets a whiff. She reaches for the meth pipe.
BILL
Yea, I'm good at selling. I'll
take the nine to twelve shift to
start.
JUDY
Are you all listening to Eckhart
Tolle? The Secret?
(CONTINUED)
52.
CONTINUED:
ANDY
Come on, we know you have an all-
Metallica playlist.
JUDY
I have to get through my addiction
by focusing on the present moment
and thinking good thoughts.
KEVIN
Yea, well, living in the present
is what got most of us here.
JIM
Let's talk about the future. Are
you going straight to rehab?
KEVIN
Yea, Ways to Help. My friends are
bringing me there.
JUDY
Are these good influences? Are
they good friends?
KEVIN
They brought me here.
ANDY
I bet you're going for the first
piece of ass you can find.
KEVIN
Aren't you in the wrong room for
sex therapy?
JIM
What are you going to do, Kevin?
Kevin's silent.
ANDY
You should come out to
Brownington, where I am. We should
hang. You're only thirty minutes
from me.
(CONTINUED)
53.
CONTINUED: (2)
KEVIN
Thanks, but with the stories you
tell me about your family, I'd
rather stay home.
JIM
We'll meet back here after lunch.
DOCTOR WU
You're getting worse.
BILL
How can you tell?
DOCTOR WU
Your latest test results.
BILL
It's stress.
DOCTOR WU
I think it's time to try an
experimental drug.
BILL
My disability prob'ly won't pay.
MELISSA
What is it?
DOCTOR WU
This is a new drug trial, a six-
month study with an annual follow-
up for five years afterwards.
KENNY
He's been doing good with yoga.
(CONTINUED)
54.
CONTINUED:
BILL
I couldn't get out of bed for
three days after class. Much less
to do my job.
MELISSA
What's the alternative, Doctor?
DOCTOR WU
It won't be pretty.
Bill signs the forms and hands them back to Doctor Wu.
BILL
When do I start?
DOCTOR WU
A thirty-day supply to begin with.
Weekly monitoring.
KENNY
Before he turns into Frankenbill,
we have to take someone somewhere.
BILL
Tomorrow work for you, Doc?
Melissa kisses Bill and gets out of his car as her friends
wait outside a lecture hall.
MELISSA
You should come back to college.
BILL
E-learning's all I can handle.
MELISSA
Maybe you can audit.
PROFESSOR
Twenty minutes.
JEN
Stop busting my ass!
ANDY
So what are you going to do?
KEVIN
Probably sleep in my own bed and
wake up whenever.
ANDY
Be sure you call me.
Kevin takes a sip from his soda. Some soda falls out the
corner of his mouth.
KEVIN
Yea, maybe I will, to find out
whether all the stories were true.
ANDY
Well, you'll have to come and
visit to find out.
KEVIN
When they letting you go home?
ANDY
Two months. You'll probably have a
girlfriend by then.
KEVIN
Yeah.
(CONTINUED)
56.
CONTINUED:
BILL
What did you learn, Kev?
KEVIN
The one thing I learned is it
sucks not smoking. Anyone have a
smoke? They threw out my
cigarettes.
MRS. O'BRIAN
Better you don't smoke.
KEVIN
Thanks a lot, Mrs. Marlboro Man.
(to Bill)
She had a three-pack-a-day habit.
MRS. O'BRIAN
I never smoked in my life. That
was your father.
KEVIN
Yeah, not that I'd know.
MRS. O'BRIAN
Listen, Bull...
KEVIN
Bill.
(CONTINUED)
57.
CONTINUED:
MRS. O'BRIAN
I appreciate all you've done for
my sons, but...
KEVIN
At least he was here for me!
BILL
Pipe down, Kev.
KEVIN
If you want to give me advice,
tell me how I survive rehab.
DENNIS
You make a go of this and we'll
start playing music together
again.
KENNY
There, now you got some
motivation.
KEVIN
What's going on with Jen? What
about you, Bill? That's my
motivation. Seeing my friends get
action finally.
BILL/KENNY
Then don't screw it up for us.
MRS. O'BRIAN
I don't want you boys playing
music! You're just babies.
Bill puts the car in park and turns off the ignition.
KEVIN
Have fun with Dennis, Ma.
(CONTINUED)
58.
CONTINUED: (2)
MRS. O'BRIAN
It seems a little early for him to
be going to college. It's summer.
BILL
He'll be head of his class.
MELISSA'S VOICE
One good turn deserves another.
I'm worried about Jen.
Kevin waits and fills out forms. Jim from detox walks out.
Kevin does a double take.
JIM
Hi, I've been waiting for you.
KEVIN
What? You got a thing for me?
JIM
I'm going to be your counselor.
KEVIN
Bill had fucking diddly squat to
do with this, right?.
JIM
You got friends in high places.
Kevin smokes. Jim bums a cigarette from him and they smoke.
JIM (CONT’D)
Figured this place is your style.
KEVIN
It might as well be you. I was
trying to fit twenty pounds of
shit into a five pound bag. You
helped.
(CONTINUED)
59.
CONTINUED:
JIM
That's my gift. Anything special
we can work on?
KEVIN
Well there's some rage issues.
Abandonment shit. Abuse issues.
JIM
What kind of abuse?
KEVIN
My mom had a friend who used to
fuck with me when I was younger.
JIM
You let Andy go on about her
issues and you said zip.
KEVIN
Andy's got it a lot worse.
JIM
That doesn't make your demon any
less of a son-of-a-bitch.
KEVIN
So it explains how screwed-up I
am.
JIM
Yes, it's the "why". The question
is the "how". What you do now.
KEVIN
I have a roommate? You remember
when I talked about sharing a room
with someone else. That was why I
didn't have a roommate in detox.
(beat)
Besides, if he does that all
day...
(CONTINUED)
60.
CONTINUED:
JIM
I thought you were a musician.
KEVIN
That isn't my kind of music.
JIM
I think you and Doozer will be
helpful to each other. Get
unpacked and come to my office
afterwards.
JEN
(slurring)
Join me, Billy, because I know
Kenny won't.
BILL
Pass.
JEN
Fine. How about you, Melissa?
(CONTINUED)
61.
CONTINUED:
MELISSA
I don't want to be like you. Drunk
and embarrassing.
BILL
Maybe we can have an intervention.
Like on TV.
DENNIS
Geez-o-rama, is Kevin going to
have a new roommate?
KEVIN
I got the freaking clarinet in
after-school band. I wanted the
guitar. My mom's friend Harold was
the teacher. Easy to get what I
wanted, right?
KEVIN (CONT’D)
You ever notice how the clarinet
looks like a penis? That's why I
like the guitar.
JIM
What does a beer bottle look like?
KEVIN
A teat. A glass teat.
JIM
So are you close to that when you
drink? To intimacy with someone?
KEVIN
Let me tell you something, man,
every single one of my friends is
single. Except maybe Bill. But
definitely my brother. We're
alone.
Everyone as before.
(CONTINUED)
62.
CONTINUED:
DENNIS
...so Mom's not improving and I
hope Kev will be in a better frame
of mind because she'll have to
live with us.
JEN
So, caring for Mom, that's why
you're alone, musician hunk?
DENNIS
I need to find a girl. Know
anyone?
JEN
Yeah, my roommate. She just broke
up with her boyfriend.
BILL
Jen, at the hospital and in the
park there was this girl, chemo
wig...big pink earrings.
JEN
Yeah, yeah, blah, they're all
cute.
BILL
She said she'd give anything for
the life you're throwing away.
JEN
She can have it.
KENNY
(low tone)
You should really relax on the
booze. Look at you. You can't even
maintain your balance.
JEN
I was doing just fine when I was
balancing on your balls.
(CONTINUED)
63.
CONTINUED: (2)
JEN (CONT’D)
Save your drama, you bitches!
Don't kill my buzz.
Jen stands up. She can barely keep her balance. She falls
to the ground.
Bill and Dennis walk over and help her get up. Bill
stumbles and his body goes all funky. His eyes roll back.
KENNY
You should really lay off the
booze! Look at you! And I'm
suppose to get back together with
you! Thanks, but I think I'll
pass!
Jen hides her hair with her face and runs out. Melissa
looks at Bill.
MELISSA
What in creation is going on with
you? Are you okay?
BILL
Go with Jen.
And Melissa's torn. Dennis gives her the "go ahead" look.
Melissa rushes out after Jen.
KENNY
Soften your gaze.
(CONTINUED)
64.
CONTINUED:
KEVIN
Where's the rest of the guys?
Where's my brother?
BILL
They said they would meet you at
your house. They had to take care
of a few things before you got
home. So how was it?
KEVIN
It was alright.
BILL
What were some of the things you
got to learn?
KEVIN
I hate clarinet music.
BILL
Anything else?
KEVIN
No offense, but I'll save that for
my sponsor. If I ever get one.
BILL
What do you mean? What I learned
from rehab was you get one right
after you get out.
Kevin flicks his cigarette out the window and opens a soda.
(CONTINUED)
65.
CONTINUED:
KEVIN
I know you do, but I don't have
any plans to go to a meeting.
BILL
Isn't that what the judge said?
KEVIN
Hey man, I agreed to detox and
rehab. That was all. So why aren't
the guys here?
BILL
Hope you know what you're doing.
BILL (CONT’D)
Let's see. Jail time hanging over
your head. If that's not a
motivation, I don't know what is.
Bill swallows and gags. He brakes and his foot slips. The
car skids forward. A car honks outside.
KEVIN
Hey man, stop beating the horse's
carcass and focus on the road.
BILL
Look man, I made a promise to
myself and the others. How about
getting some respect for yourself?
You have a lot to lose.
KEVIN
Dude, I'm single. I live with
Dennis. I had a crappy part-time
job. What's to lose? You've been
in my shoes, don't come Holy Joe.
KEVIN (CONT’D)
It's just an expression.
(CONTINUED)
66.
CONTINUED: (2)
KEVIN (CONT’D)
WTF, man?
KEVIN (CONT’D)
And you want to lecture me???
BILL
Don't break my balls.
KEVIN
You'll get dehydrated.
BILL
New meds.
KENNY
All this energy just for Kevin?
DENNIS
He was a clean freak. Is Jen okay?
KENNY
Wouldn't know. Melissa's checking.
DENNIS
She was pretty hairy that night.
You should call.
KENNY
Why? She's worse than your
brother.
DENNIS
From what I heard about your yoga
class, she...
KENNY
Bill helped me out.
(CONTINUED)
67.
CONTINUED:
DENNIS
It's like these ashes. Maybe it'll
be the same with Jen and Kevin.
KENNY
I wouldn't be so sure, dude.
DENNIS
You should call her.
KENNY
Why not.
Mrs. O'Brian flicks ashes off her cigarette. She sets the
lamp on fire. Kenny throws soda on the lamp and puts it
out.
MRS. O'BRIAN
Don't you dare control me, Harold!
DENNIS
Mom...you threw Harold out years
ago. Kevin and I were kids.
MRS. O'BRIAN
Who's Harold?
DENNIS
Your ex-boyfriend.
Kenny takes Mrs. O'Brian by the arm. Dennis hides his face
and storms out.
(CONTINUED)
68.
CONTINUED: (2)
MRS. O'BRIAN
What can I do for you? Who are
you?
BILL
I'm Bill. I've brought Kevin home.
Mrs. O'Brian lies on the sofa. Passed out. Dennis waves the
Jack Daniels bottle in Kevin's face.
BILL
Let's just cool down.
DENNIS
Excuse me, but you gave my brother
beer before detox!
BILL
He's going to the Grace Church to
sign up for AA. Right now. I'll
sponsor him.
(beat)
Right?
DENNIS
Call 911!
KEVIN
She's not gonna die before I get a
chance to confront my issues.
69.
MRS. O'BRIAN
I'm sorry you don't like Harold.
He'd love to take you to the park.
HOSPICE WORKER
She's Stage Four.
DENNIS
No kidding.
HOSPICE WORKER
Have you tried Aricept?
DENNIS
Nothing worked.
HOSPICE WORKER
All we can do is make her
comfortable.
DENNIS
How long?
HOSPICE WORKER
Hard to say. Maybe months at most.
70.
Bill and Kenny play cards with two OLD DUFFERS. Dennis and
Kevin walk into the room. Bill and the Old Duffers look up.
DENNIS
Deal us in.
BILL
Deuces and aces are wild.
The Meth Dealer has sex with Jen while she's in the grip of
an O.D. There are meth sores all over her body. The phone
rings. It rings. The answering machine picks up.
JEN
Daddy?
METH DEALER
Daddy's here.
The Meth Dealer has an orgasm. His primal yell drowns out
the phone. The phone rings again. The display name says
"Kenny Smith". The phone stops ringing.
(CONTINUED)
71.
CONTINUED:
NEIGHBOR LADY
Newspapers are blocking your front
door. Are you dead or alive?
DENNIS
Kenny, you've been on break for
the last twelve hands. In or out?
KENNY
Your mom's asleep.
DENNIS
Yea, I know.
DENNIS'S VOICE
We're the Poor Christian...
KEVIN'S VOICE
Poor excuses for sons...
KEVIN
Don't.
DENNIS
We sound terrible.
KEVIN
Who cares?
BILL
It's Texas Hold 'Em. It's been
that game all night.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
72.
CONTINUED:
BILL (CONT'D)
Pay attention, man. I'm only
breaking your balls.
KENNY
Yeah, and I twist yours every
Tuesday morning.
(beat)
So Kevin, how's it been? You going
to those meetings? Any cool
chicks?
KEVIN
I was s'posed to go to one
tonight.
JEN
Tranzon re...recalled. Tranzon. I
know about that. It's...
And she can't think. She looks at the cancer drawing and is
seized by fury. She pulls the drawing down and rips it
apart. She throws down the meth pipe.
Melissa storms into the living room and sees the Meth
Dealer. Sizes him up in an instant. She picks up the phone.
MELISSA
You have two seconds to get out
before I call the cops.
METH DEALER
Blow me, honey.
(CONTINUED)
73.
CONTINUED:
MELISSA
Hello?
The Meth Dealer looks at Jen. Jen grabs the phone out of
Melissa's hand. Violently. She slurs into it.
JEN
Everything's fine.
She hangs up. Melissa reaches for her cell phone. Jen hits
at her. Melissa grabs her and dials the cell phone. She
looks at the Meth Dealer.
MELISSA
Out. Before I cut you.
KENNY
Your bum hand is showing, man.
KEVIN
When's the last time we all hung
out together playing cards?
KENNY
So what?
KEVIN
Screw you. I met a cool chick at
the last meeting. Her name's Andy.
DENNIS
Andy. Nice.
KENNY
Oh yeah? What's that short for?
KEVIN
Short for "And I'm getting laid".
How about you?
BILL
Kevin's had, what, a six-pack of
sodas? That's a record.
(CONTINUED)
74.
CONTINUED:
KEVIN
Yea, I'll have to piss like
Seabiscuit in a minute.
Melissa's huge dogs run in, snarling and snapping. They see
the Meth Dealer and go into attack mode. They charge.
METH DEALER
(to Jen)
You still owe me a grade-A fuck!
MELISSA
Bill? Have you got Kevin?
(beat)
Can Kenny keep it together or do
you have to leave him home?
(beat)
Because she doesn't need a
lecture.
Jen falls out of Melissa's arms and sinks to the floor. She
picks up the torn pieces of the cancer drawing. She weeps.
Melissa hangs up her phone. She helps Jen to her feet. She
sits her down onto the couch. She touches Jen's meth sores.
MELISSA (CONT’D)
Look Jen, you need help. Maybe
detox isn't such a bad idea.
JEN
I have too much going on.
MELISSA
Like what?
(CONTINUED)
75.
CONTINUED:
JEN
(crying)
I don't know what to do.
MELISSA
Bill's coming.
Jen sits and weeps away her drunkenness and meth high.
JEN
You know it's bad when you look at
a kid hooked up to a billion IVs
and you think, god, they've got it
so easy. Isn't that sick?
JEN (CONT’D)
I OD'd a week ago.
MELISSA
If I see that lowlife drug pusher
again, my dogs are primed to kill.
BILL
I've got a baseball bat.
KEVIN
Melissa's more of a badass than
you, Bill.
(CONTINUED)
76.
CONTINUED:
JEN
Real she-man.
(beat)
I think I took that stuff from the
newspaper.
BILL
What stuff?
JEN
Tran...Tran...can't remember.
KEVIN
You have the sweet kiss of death
breath and you reek of Jack.
JEN
Melissa's not a wet-brain.
BILL
(to Kevin)
Her boyfriend had problems.
KEVIN
It's different when sex is
involved. Ask Kenny.
JEN
Do you have a cigarette?
BILL
There's no smoking in detox.
Smoking in rehab.
MELISSA
She should quit anyway.
JEN
God. The way you look at me.
KEVIN
What?
(CONTINUED)
77.
CONTINUED: (2)
JEN
Kenny never looked at me that way,
and he was my best thing ever.
DENNIS
They should hire Bill as a detox
recruiter. He could be like the
Donald Trump of detox.
KENNY
Namo Amida Butsu.
DENNIS
He's not looking so great though.
I mean beyond the MS.
KENNY
Namo Amida Butsu.
METH DEALER
Fuck me, I'm keeping the gold
coming out of that skank's ass.
DENNIS
Holy shit, what new medicine is
Bill on?
KEVIN
Kenny's not so great...
BILL
Shut it, Kev!
JEN
There was this one time on Fire
Island. We drank so much the beach
turned into gold silk, and then we
made gold silk love.
BILL
And you want that every time you
have the booze.
JEN
I don't know how to have it any
other way.
KEVIN
Are you going to give her a beer?
MELISSA
I must have a banana in my ear. I
don't think I heard that right.
KEVIN
He gave me a beer so I'd have a
better time getting a bed.
MELISSA
I don't think that will be a
problem! She's coming down off
meth and a bender.
JEN
Oooh, someone's not getting any
tonight. But that's not unusual,
right? I mean...
MELISSA
Quiet down, Jen.
JEN
You guys haven't done anything,
right? Platonic?
(CONTINUED)
79.
CONTINUED:
KEVIN
(to Melissa)
She drinks and you have diarrhea
of the mouth.
KENNY'S VOICE
Frankenbill...Stop the Tranzon.
It takes a bit, but they get Bill out of the driver's seat.
Melissa gets in the driver's seat.
Bill's car cures back on the road away from the Motorists,
who wave excitedly and stare.
(CONTINUED)
80.
CONTINUED:
BILL
Remember, they're all there for
the same reason you are!
He says this a little too loud and Jen hides her face. One
of the ER Nurses sees her.
ER NURSE
Oh my God, Jen Bernini! You get in
a fight with an eighteen-wheeler?
JEN
Murray, take care of my friend,
will you? He's tweaking.
ER NURSE
Ohhhh....
MELISSA
On recalled meds.
BILL
Need to be with you, Jen...let's
talk to Jim.
MELISSA
Take care of yourself for a
change.
She marches off. The ER Nurses wheel Bill off. Bill looks
back at Melissa.
INT. ER - NIGHT
TAMI
Goddamnit, they let Doctor "Woo-
Woo" Wu use the boy as a guinea
pig? Tranzon didn't even pass the
double-blind tests.
TAMI (CONT’D)
Hang on, boy.
BILL
Potassium permaganate.
(CONTINUED)
81.
CONTINUED:
Kenny and Dennis exit the hospital with Melissa and Kevin.
Melissa hugs them both.
MELISSA
Oh well, it's early yet.
Jim sits with Jen. Andy's running the group as usual. Judy
has a copy of the latest hit spiritual book. Jen touches
her meth sores. They're almost healed.
JIM
It's very common, Jen. It's the
saint paradox. The Preacher's Kid.
ANDY
Yeah, they're the ones that need
saving. Right, honey?
JEN
So what's your excuse?
(CONTINUED)
82.
CONTINUED:
ANDY
You don't like other women, do
you? Or maybe you're a closet
lez.
JEN
Jim, help me.
ANDY
Jim, help me.
JIM
Break for lunch.
JIM (CONT’D)
You're a special woman.
JEN
I heard Andy gets out today.
JIM
Yes.
JEN
Good.
KENNY
Welcome home, children!
JEN
I'm going to drink a tub of soda.
(CONTINUED)
83.
CONTINUED:
KEVIN
E-reminder from my court officer.
I should drink a lake of soda.
It'd be easier to piss in that
cup.
BILL
Yea, let's rock!
DENNIS
We're the Poor Christian...
KEVIN
Poor excuses for sons...
JEN
It's not you. All that soda went
right through me.
She opens the mini bottle and begins chugging straight out
of the bottle. She puts the bottle back behind the toilet.
(CONTINUED)
84.
CONTINUED:
KEVIN
No, it's cool. Can you just tell
Andy I called?
KEVIN (CONT’D)
Never mind! I'll e-mail her.
MELISSA
I'm glad you're better.
BILL
I break balls and mine are made of
jello. So's my junk.
MELISSA
No one's got harder ones than you.
No one fights harder than you.
(beat)
Your drink of choice is pride.
BILL
Oh, is that why we're platonic?
DENNIS
Sorry...
(beat)
But it's Mom.
BILL
We'll just...
DENNIS
You run around in haloes, it's no
wonder you get sick.
(CONTINUED)
85.
CONTINUED:
BILL
Haloes?
MELISSA
Circles.
DENNIS
(a dismissal)
Later, man.
Dennis leaves.
KENNY
More soda, m'lady?
Jen laughs. Kenny opens the soda can and it squirts all
over.
KENNY (CONT’D)
Shit...premature carbonation.
KENNY (CONT’D)
There was a scuzzy guy around
here. Melissa said.
JEN
Forget it. I am.
DOCTOR WU BILL
Clinical trials were safe... I turned into Frankenbill.
TAMI BILL
They rushed it to market! Zofrans are taking names
Unlike the tried and true today!
drugs.
(CONTINUED)
86.
CONTINUED:
DOCTOR WU KENNY
We found traces of alcohol in Are you freaking kidding me?
the blood. Bill, are you
still sober?
TAMI KENNY
How do you know those traces I say he goes holistic. No
weren't a by-product of your drugs.
miracle drug?
BILL
Doc, thank you for your time.
BILL
I hear you when you say you don't
want to try some quack stuff.
Bill listens.
BILL (CONT’D)
I almost died, ma'am. How's that
for a sales pitch?
BILL (CONT’D)
I know. Better living through
chemistry. But EnerCleanse is all
natural. Do you know about ions?
BILL (CONT’D)
No free trial, no monthly charges.
Just try it once.
(beat)
Great.
87.
PRIEST
...and give your child Kathleen
O'Brian the peace that only comes
from being with You.
ALL
Amen.
KENNY
Namo Amida Butsu.
BILL
Peace.
(to Melissa)
Where's Jen?
MELISSA
She said she had a meeting.
BILL
We're near Grace Church anyway...
Jen has the lights dimmed and the shades half-drawn. Drunk,
she walks over to the window and takes a look out. Nobody.
Jen pours a Jim Beam and soda. She leans back, taking a
large chug from her drink. She finishes the whole drink.
Mix Jim Beam and soda. Drink. Repeat. Stumble and fall.
Jen gets up and walks over to the mirror. Swaying back and
forth, she grabs the mirror with both hands.
JEN
(slurring)
You are the shit! And that's it!
Jen throws the mirror down and turns on the television. She
sways back and forth until she gets to the couch.
88.
MELISSA
Jen honey...there is no meeting
today. Did you get mixed up?
JEN'S VOICE
(slurring)
I got mixed drinks...Who's this?
DENNIS
So the meetings are helping?
KEVIN
A lot more than sitting around
here thinking about reading Mom's
books.
KEVIN (CONT’D)
I was going to go to my home group
later tonight. Wanna go?
DENNIS
I'm going to go through Mom's
things. And maybe play the guitar
till I go in to work.
KEVIN
Good. I'm going to see if they
found a cure yet.
DENNIS
They have a cure for alcoholism?
KEVIN
It's a joke. We only say that just
to go to another meeting.
(CONTINUED)
89.
CONTINUED:
MELISSA'S VOICE
Guess you didn't learn anything
from detox! Did you?!
JEN
You're like one of those
counselors. Trust me, I'm fine.
Few drinks, tops.
BILL'S VOICE
I thought you went in there for
help? Not to dry out for ten days.
JEN
Shut up, Platonic Bill!
BILL'S VOICE
You can push me all you want but
at least we can rock and roll.
We're coming for you.
JEN
I dare you!
KEVIN
I should be back before you leave.
DENNIS
I'm really proud of you. You're
doing the right thing.
KEVIN
I know man. And that's the plan.
Just to do right. I just want to
not rely on the bottle.
DENNIS
Later.
(CONTINUED)
90.
CONTINUED:
Kevin tries his car. He gets out as Kenny pulls up. Kenny
gets out.
KEVIN
Piece of shit!
KENNY
We should just all give up on our
cars. We'd save the planet and
we'd save stress.
KEVIN
And how would we get around
exactly?
KENNY
We could all get mechanized like
in Japan. Robot wheels and jet
packs.
KEVIN
You are so full of it. I gotta get
to my meeting.
DENNIS
I'll drop you.
KENNY
Nah, I will. God knows I have
nothing else better on offer.
KEVIN
Shit, man, you're buggy about your
car. I wouldn't dare.
KENNY
What's it matter?
DENNIS
Spill it, man. You didn't come
here just to hang out.
KENNY
Hey, Kev, those titty bars are
calling your name.
KEVIN
Man, you need it more than me.
(CONTINUED)
91.
CONTINUED: (2)
Kenny looks at Kevin and throws Kevin the keys to his car.
Kevin catches them and looks at them, aware of what this
means. Dennis watches, amazed.
KENNY
I need backup. Let's take your
ride.
DENNIS
You got it.
MELISSA'S VOICE
I'm driving you straight back to
detox. And rehab.
JEN
Oh shit, not without my smokes.
BILL'S VOICE
We'll get you some on the way.
Pack a year's worth of stuff.
Melissa gives Bill a look as they both talk into the phone
on speaker.
MELISSA
It doesn't sound like you need any
beer for a bed.
BILL
We'll be there in ten.
92.
DENNIS
Thanks, Officer.
KEVIN
There's no AA in Brownington?
ANDY
Needed to get the hell out.
KEVIN
Wanna go back to my place and I'll
play my brother's guitar?
ANDY
If Santana was asking, sure.
KEVIN
I can play Santana.
ANDY
Musicians are so hot.
(CONTINUED)
93.
CONTINUED:
ANDY (CONT’D)
Now that's cheesy.
KEVIN
Spoken like an ex-Catholic.
ANDY
Do I have it tattooed on my
forehead? Or did the horns give it
away?
KEVIN
It is cheesy.
ANDY
Totally.
MELISSA
What's going on?
INTERCUT WITH:
KENNY
We forgot Melissa's dogs and we
need them, man!
MELISSA
What's that about my dogs?
BILL
Kenny, Jen needs us...
METH DEALER
Put down the phone and die, you
pussy!
(CONTINUED)
94.
CONTINUED:
MELISSA
Oh my God...
KENNY
Where are the fucking police?
BILL
Let's get your dogs.
MELISSA
We promised Jen.
BILL
She'll need them too.
Jen looks at the clock and then eyes the key rack on the
wall. Should she or shouldn't she? She picks up the car
keys. Puts them back. Takes them again.
Jen slips on the pavement. She falls on her ass. She gets
up laughing at herself a little.
Jen's car swerving. She's coming down the road like a bat
out of hell.
ANDY
Aren't you going to impress me
with your demo CD?
KEVIN
Nah.
(CONTINUED)
95.
CONTINUED:
ANDY
Aw. Then what'll you use to get me
into bed?
KEVIN
I want to see what it feels like
off the booze.
One minute, Kevin and Andy are laughing. The next, oncoming
lights blind them,
ANDY
Jesus...
The passenger side of Jen's car hits Kevin head on. Another
car slams into both cars and crushes Andy's side.
Dogs and police pin the Meth Dealer. He's screwed and he
knows it. In one last swipe he cuts one of the dogs' ears.
The dog whines in pain. Bill leaps on the Meth Dealer.
BILL
11-80?
KENNY
Grace Church?
BILL
Will you be okay with the police?
KENNY
I'll be fine when I give Jen hell.
KENNY
You got me.
BILL
Get the pooch to a vet or Melissa
will kill me.
(CONTINUED)
97.
CONTINUED:
Jen opens the door. She winces but her injuries aren't as
sever as Kevin's. She crawls out of the car.
Jen looks into the passenger side and sees Andy's cracked
skull. She recognizes Andy's face.
Police, firefighters and EMTs free Kevin and Andy from the
wreck. Kevin is unconscious.
Jen wanders around the scene. EMT HARRIS escorts her to the
ambulance. She cries the whole way.
(CONTINUED)
98.
CONTINUED:
EMT HARRIS
Easy, easy.
JEN
Where's Kevin?
EMT HARRIS
The other driver?
JEN
Fuck, yes!
EMT HARRIS
I'll ask the police.
JEN
All right, I'll be here.
OFFICER SULLIVAN
Blow into this for me.
JEN
Where's Kevin?
OFFICER SULLIVAN
This is serious, young lady. This
was a fatal crash.
(beat)
You have the right to remain
silent.
JEN
What did I do? I didn't mean for
this to happen Kevin. You got to
make it through. You're strong and
a fighter. Don't give up.
JEN (CONT’D)
I am so done with the shit. Please
make it through this Kevin. I'm
sorry.
TAMI
Hi, I'm Doctor Tami Kelly. How are
you feeling?
Jen sobs.
TAMI (CONT’D)
(re: Kevin)
Friend of yours?
Jen shifts around in her bed with her hand cuffed to the
railing. Tami observes her while cjecking the charts.
JEN
I thought I was all right to
drive.
TAMI
You had a blood alcohol content
more than double the legal limit.
JEN
I was just going to get
cigarettes.
(CONTINUED)
100.
CONTINUED:
TAMI
And you couldn't have walked to
the store? Why did you feel that
you were able to drive with a
belly full of Jack Daniels?
JEN
All I care about is my friend
making it through this.
TAMI
Just say a prayer for him.
JEN
Should you be doing that? He's in
a coma. How the hell can you tell
he's back to life if he can't even
open his eyes?
JEN (CONT’D)
I need to use the phone.
TAMI
In a bit.
JEN
I'm not going anywhere, okay? His
brother...Oh God.
TAMI
I'll use my cell. What's the
number?
JEN
You're going to need to call a lot
of people.
(CONTINUED)
101.
CONTINUED:
BILL
Officer, what happened?
OFFICER SULLIVAN
You'll have to take another route.
BILL
Are they at the hospital?
OFFICER SULLIVAN
You know them?
Kenny breaks from the circle and faces off against Jen.
KENNY
Now do you think your drinking is
out of hand? Nice moves, genius!
JEN
You know, I have injuries too.
DENNIS
(to Jen)
Are you in a fucking coma?
Dead silence.
BILL
Youthful mistakes.
(CONTINUED)
102.
CONTINUED:
JEN
What the hell does that mean?
DENNIS
Why don't you ask the bitch in the
bed there?
KENNY
I hope you do time, Jen!
JEN
Are you fucking going to let him
talk to me that way, Melissa?
BILL
Youthful mistakes.
BILL
If only I...
MELISSA
Shhhh.
BILL
You think that, too!
Dennis sits in the room where his brother died and plays
his guitar. Mournful sounds.
(CONTINUED)
103.
CONTINUED:
Dennis plays his guitar ever louder. Jen breaks down and
has a royal screaming fit.
DENNIS
We should just send her to the
morgue!
TAMI
For your brother's sake, channel
your anger.
DENNIS
Channel? I'm so sick of New Age.
I went to help out the peace and
love movement and look what
happened.
Bill and Melissa pass out blue bracelets, then take a seat.
PRIEST
We are here to remember our son
and brother Kevin. He was taken
from us at an early time in his
life. Truly all things are vanity.
Life is but a shadow and a dream.
Bill kneels by the grave with a red rose and drops it in.
(CONTINUED)
104.
CONTINUED:
PRIEST
Now Kevin has found peace...Kevin
has escaped corruption...he has
passed from life to death...Glory
to Thee, O Lord.
Bill can't even move. He throws up and moves his arm to try
to clean up. The pain is too great. He grimaces and lies in
his own vomit.
Melissa comes in. Her dog, ear bandaged, follows her, head
down. It licks the vomit off Bill. Melissa takes over.
MELISSA
God, you've been outtie for four
frickin' days...
BILL
You like outtie space...
BILL (CONT’D)
Don't cry.
Melissa can't help it. She does. Great big sobs. She picks
up her cell phone and dials.
MELISSA
(through tears)
Dr. Kelly...yes, I know...no, I
don't give a fuck about Jen right
now...Yes, it's Bill.
MELISSA (CONT’D)
Thank you.
(CONTINUED)
105.
CONTINUED:
She drops the phone and puts her arms around ill. He can
only move one hand to hold her. They stay locked together.
BILL
It's good you sent Melissa home.
TAMI
Why? So you can suffer alone?
BILL
So she can rest.
TAMI
And you?
BILL
Is there alcohol in this?
BILL (CONT’D)
Did someone put alcohol in this?
TAMI
This is a hospital.
BILL
No, this is a hooch den!
TAMI
Thanks to the controlled substance
you were using, you're dehydrated.
BILL
I don't take drugs.
TAMI
Just because they call it an
herbal supplement doesn't make it
legal. It''s been banned.
(CONTINUED)
106.
CONTINUED:
BILL
I want out of here! Have to be
there to help Dennis.
TAMI
You've been admitted for a month
and I recommend hospice.
BILL
I'm not dying.
DRUNK WOMAN
Lay off, Charlie.
BILL
Going to detox?
DRUNK WOMAN
Fuck your father.
BILL
They'll search those the minute
you go inside. You get court-
ordered to be here?
DRUNK WOMAN
Yeah.
BILL
That'll be a violation. Trust
me...I've been around. They'll
send you to jail.
The Drunk Woman looks like she believes him. She unrolls
the socks to reveal a second pair. In-between the socks are
little bottles of alcohol.
(CONTINUED)
107.
CONTINUED:
BILL (CONT’D)
I'm here to help.
PUBLIC DEFENDER
You testified that the defendant
was motivated by revenge.
KENNY
Yes, because we tried to stop him
from selling to my ex-girlfriend,
Jen Bernini.
PUBLIC DEFENDER
The same Jen Bernini who was just
arrested for killing two people,
one of them your friend, while
driving drunk?
PROSECUTOR
Objection!
KENNY
It doesn't change what he did.
PUBLIC DEFENDER
Sold drugs to an addict? Why are
you protecting her, Mr. Smith?
PROSECUTOR
Objection! Move to strike.
KENNY
I'm not!
PUBLIC DEFENDER
It seems to me you are.
(CONTINUED)
108.
CONTINUED:
KENNY
I hate that bitch!
PUBLIC DEFENDER
Sounds like you're the one who
wants revenge.
The same Judge from Kevin's case bangs his gavel, hard.
Kenny shuts up.
JUDGE
Objection sustained. Jury will
please disregard that nonsense.
Mr. Smith, please control
yourself.
But the Jury looks at Kenny with doubt. Kenny looks at the
judge. Pleading.
JUDGE (CONT’D)
I'm well aware that not everyone
who tries to go clean succeeds. We
have to honor Kevin O'Brian.
(beat)
Jury will disregard that too.
PUBLIC DEFENDER
No further questions.
PROSECUTOR
Your Honor, the defense wanted to
call Bill Snyder to the stand, but
he's still in the hospital.
JUDGE
When is he expected to be out?
PROSECUTOR
We don't know.
JUDGE
Ever hear of videotape
depositions? I won't delay this
trial beyond next week.
PROSECUTOR
Understood, Your Honor.
KENNY
I'll go with you, Madam
Prosecutor.
109.
DENNIS
I have to go see the prosecutor.
BILL
You'll come back tonight, right?
We can play cards.
DENNIS
Tomorrow.
And Bill looks hurt. Dennis pats him again and leaves.
Bill wakes up and reaches for his bracelet. It's not there.
He rings the nurse button. The Hospice Worker comes in.
BILL
Someone stole my bracelet.
HOSPICE WORKER
No one did.
BILL
Don't lie to me!
BILL (CONT’D)
(to Hospice Worker)
Sorry.
BILL (CONT’D)
Jesus, you scared me.
(CONTINUED)
110.
CONTINUED:
JIM
You're a walking nightmare.
BILL
Nice way to talk to me.
JIM
Where's your sobriety coin?
BILL
Is that why you think I'm in here?
JIM
Just checking.
With one hand Bill shows him the drunk driving bracelet.
JIM (CONT’D)
Your other hand hurt?
Bill pulls out his other hand - no alcohol. Jim sits on the
bed. Bill tries to read his body language.
BILL
Kevin kept his side of the street
clean. So did Kenny.
JIM
Is Kenny dying now?
BILL
I don't know.
(off Jim's look)
How's life on the ward?
JIM
The same.
(beat)
I'm a realist.
BILL
So am I.
BILL (CONT’D)
That isn't my brand.
MELISSA
It's all I could get. I had to
visit Jen. Bail was denied.
(CONTINUED)
111.
CONTINUED: (2)
BILL
You visited that bitch?
MELISSA
She's got no one...
BILL
Meanwhile I didn't have soda.
Melissa tosses the soda cans on the bed. They just miss
knocking against the alcohol bottles. Bill sweats.
JIM
Once you're out of here, I'll have
you readmitted. For as long as we
can keep you.
BILL
I'm not drinking!
JIM
You have that look.
BILL
What, you can haul me into rehab
just for thinking about it?
JIM
Are you?
BILL
I'm sick!
MELISSA
Oh, now you play that card. Who
are you trying to convince?
BILL
Who are you to judge me? I just
lost half my friends to the
bottle.
MELISSA
So did I!
BILL
I have so many fricking chemicals
in my body that I should be in a
toxic waste drum.
(CONTINUED)
112.
CONTINUED: (3)
MELISSA
In other words, you're a wet-
brain.
Bill manages to get out of bed carrying the sheet with the
bottles wrapped inside. He hauls himself into the
wheelchair by the bed and zips out of the room.
KENNY
Where the hell have you been? I've
been calling for hours.
KENNY (CONT’D)
God. Look at you.
BILL
Don't you mean Buddha?
KENNY
We need you to give a deposition.
BILL
Not for Jen.
KENNY
No, for me. For my justice.
BILL
Sorry. No can do.
KENNY
What did I just hear?
(CONTINUED)
113.
CONTINUED:
He pulls the sheet off Bill and Bill goes crashing to the
floor. Kenny bends to pick him up and stops.
BILL
Aren't you going to pour them out
and have Buddha bless them?
KENNY
One day a man crossed a bridge on
some urgent business. He stopped
on the bridge when he spotted
another man with a rope. The man
with the rope said, "Would you
hold the other end of my rope?"
KENNY (CONT’D)
The first man was in a hurry but
he took the end of the rope. The
second man jumped off the bridge,
so the first man had to hold on to
keep the first man from falling to
his death.
BILL
I'll do your goddamn deposition.
KENNY
The second man asked him to hold
the rope, and asked him to keep
holding it. But he had a life and
a girl waiting for him.
BILL
Ten minutes. If we hadn't been
here that night...Kevin would be
alive.
He rolls across the floor and his chair hits the Buddha
head. He zones out for a moment. Then swerves and rolls on.
DENNIS
Dude, I would have driven you
home.
BILL
I'm not sure where home is.
DENNIS
Hi...yea, he's here...what?
BILL
Yeah. I'm staying here tonight.
BILL (CONT’D)
I'm fine. If I'm not fine in the
morning, I'll probably be dead.
DENNIS
He's going back to the hospital.
See you there.
BILL
You owe me.
DENNIS
I know.
BILL
You owe me!
DENNIS
Let's get you in the car.
(CONTINUED)
115.
CONTINUED:
BILL
Who the hell is spying on me?
BILL (CONT’D)
Well, hooray, Dennis.
DENNIS
You think you're the only pain-
body on the planet?
BILL
I guess I'll go home.
DENNIS
Go ahead.
TAMI
Do I have to get a court order?
BILL
Tell Melissa she's better off.
Melissa sits outside her house and studies. The door opens.
MELISSA'S FATHER stands at the doorway. He looks lost and
careworn, older than fifty.
The dogs bark and try to push their way past him.
Melissa's Father bravely struggles with them.
DENNIS'S VOICE
You're better off without Bill.
MELISSA
Where is he?
(CONTINUED)
116.
CONTINUED:
DENNIS'S VOICE
Hold on...Tami just got a tip.
JEN
Come to save me?
BILL
No.
JEN
Good. I have cirrhosis of the
liver, did you know that? Maybe
cancer if I'm lucky.
BILL
Melissa's been by.
JEN
I told her to go away too. You and
me, we don't deserve anyone.
BILL
Finally got past denial, huh?
JEN
I mean we don't need anyone.
JEN (CONT’D)
Say, "Bless me, Father, for I have
sinned." Come on.
JEN (CONT’D)
Say it.
(CONTINUED)
117.
CONTINUED:
The Drunk Driver Kid goes back through the security door.
BILL
Come back, you!
JEN
I'm here.
BILL
Do you ever think of Joe?
JEN
Fuck you, how could I not remember
him dying?
BILL
I mean do you ever think of Joe?
JEN
Youthful mistakes.
JEN (CONT’D)
Why the hell did you come here?
JEN (CONT’D)
You more than any of them could
have made it.
BILL
Could have?
JEN
Say it.
BILL
Bless me, Father,
(beat)
For I have sinned.
JEN
I always liked you, Bill.
(CONTINUED)
118.
CONTINUED: (2)
JEN (CONT’D)
Sweet, sweet Mel.
MELISSA
Get up, Bill.
Bill struggles to get up. Melissa puts her arms on him and
helps him into the chair.
JEN
It's no use.
JEN (CONT’D)
Savior Melissa. How many times do
people have to disappoint you?
MELISSA
This is the last time for you.
TAMI
The judge is working on that court
order. You'll be committed. The
doctors, the headshrinks, they'll
all decide your health.
MELISSA
I need some help with my pooches.
BILL
Can we have a moment alone?
GUARD
Not permitted.
(CONTINUED)
119.
CONTINUED: (3)
BILL
One minute.
GUARD
I'm warning you...
KENNY
What the hell are you thinking?
JEN
He was coming to me...
KENNY
Get out of here!
JIM
You couldn't move the last time
either and you didn't have MS.
BILL
(he does)
I didn't remember.
JIM
Of course you do.
BILL
I'm not gonna be like this
forever.
JIM
That's up to you.
BILL
I wanted a minute alone with her.
(CONTINUED)
120.
CONTINUED:
JIM
You can have that.
BILL
I didn't drink.
JIM
I believe you.
BILL
Why?
JIM
You didn't go to a bar, you went
into the mouth of Hell.
BILL
Then why am I here?
JIM
Object lesson.
BILL
Am I committed?
JIM
Hold out your arm.
Bill smiles and opens his eyes. He plays with the blue
bracelet and holds his two-year sobriety coin.
JIM (CONT’D)
It still counts.
BILL
Do I have to fight to get a bed?
JIM
You're going to the hospice.
BILL
Something I have to do first.
JIM
What?
BILL
Live.
121.
BILL
That's him.
JEN
So this is, what, karma?
KENNY
Listen. I'm done hating.
JEN
Good on you.
KENNY
But I need a favor.
JEN
What?
KENNY
You tried to help me. So help me,
help me, or I'll give one hell of
a speech at your sentencing.
JEN
If you'd been this confident
before, I wouldn't have had a
chance with you.
KENNY
And you wouldn't have screwed Joe.
JEN
What do I have to do?
(CONTINUED)
122.
CONTINUED:
PROSECUTOR
You have balls, Ms. Bernini.
JEN
(under her breath)
And a reduced sentence.
PROSECUTOR
(low)
Not by much.
(loud)
Would the court reporter please
read back yesterday's transcript.
DENNIS
A deal? With her?
KENNY
One year off her sentence. Trust
me, it won't help much.
DENNIS
What if I just go for a beer? What
if I just screw the world?
KENNY
We're the Poor Christian...
DENNIS
Poor excuses for sons...
JURY FOREMAN
Guilty.
(CONTINUED)
123.
CONTINUED:
Kenny grins.
JURY FOREMAN(CONT’D)
But we'd like to recommend
leniency because of Jen Bernini.
JUDGE
I decide on sentencing, and you
were told to disregard!
METH DEALER
It's her fault!
KENNY
(to Meth Dealer)
I'll see you in court.
Bill plays cards with Kenny and Dennis. Kenny eats a big
bowl of ice cream.
KENNY
When are they letting you out?
BILL
When I'm healthy. What are you
going to do, Kenny?
KENNY
I got plans.
BILL
Romantic?
KENNY
Not telling. When you were in
there, did you see the little
bastard who killed Joe?
Kenny folds.
BILL
You still seeing Dr. Kelly?
(CONTINUED)
124.
CONTINUED:
DENNIS
Maybe. You look healthy. You want
to move in with me?
KENNY
Or me.
BILL
When you're late for a date...
Your buds are losers you hate...
When life gives you the blues...
DENNIS
You suck!
MELISSA
Spill.
BILL
What?
MELISSA
Why you wanted one minute.
BILL
To ask you if you could possibly
live with a wet-brain like me.
MELISSA
If with anyone. But my Dad...
BILL
I'll help him.
MELISSA
How?
BILL
I know what he feels.
(beat)
I'm sorry for my drug of choice.
(CONTINUED)
125.
CONTINUED:
MELISSA
Forgive?
BILL
Ask me after we hook your dogs up
to my chair.
Melissa pulls up in her car and gets out. She opens the
driver's side backseat door. The dogs leap out.
The dogs surge forward and pull Bill through the parking
lot. It's a wild ride and he cheers.
FADE TO BLACK.
THE END.