Bin badal barsat ..

n bin bihayi tu meri

saut
A peculiar tradition that abounds in india is that of bin bihai
bhabhi s n sauts..it is akin to childhood memories of
throwing your bag from the window to claim a
seat.obviously the queue does not exist in the land of
Amitabh crazy fans of hum jahan se khare hote
hai.line wahi se shuru hotihai. This dialogue is
responsible for generations of indian not knowing what a
queue means. In fact if they were not in awe of oxford
dictionary theyd remove the word queue from the
dictionary.
Dictionary that ancient voluminous tome that existed
before google , every house had atleast one
So bhabhi bit is well known .any guy with a crush and
with a single muscle ( or even a single days visit to the
gymwhatever gave you the idea that muscles cannot be
made in a day.have u seen how how sincerely guys look
at the mirror before and after each weight lifting rep)
Would tell his friends xyz is your bhabhiin other words
hands off I get the first try at her n you don't ogle.even if
the try never materialises.
Occasionally 2 guys will fight over who has the right to
claim the girl and assign the other to the devar status.the
object of affection may not even be aware of existence of
the either.its like childhood sporty competition that
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prepare you for cut throat competition of adulthood.trial

ball:)
A peculiar scenario had caused bad blood between Uptown
and KKKthe reverse swing of the above a damsel by
the alias of krmps claiming every girl BC was interested in
or even liked on FB(Facebook you nincompoop ! Honestly
where have you been the last 20 yrs) to be called as her
saut ( adulterous other in a marriage) .. This aberrant
behaviour was brought about by BC once having dropped
her to college .in the hope of impressing Kiah by doing
good acts and trying to portray a good boy image . It
backfired with krmps chasing him .cheepoing him
.necking him at slightest excuse.BC being BC never let
by an opportunity an egged her on for a quick wham bam
thank you maam an to incite jealousy in Kiah. Can't resist
you see willpower wala muscle hi nahi haibaki sab
duroost hai
Anyways this backfired by krmps haunting him , stalking
him to the extent that all his friends bhabhis dumped him
an even with Kiah .he had to promise to take her to
Bangkok on the anniversary of their first date to placate
her
In fact there was a standing joke in the vicinity that
anytime BC would even look at a a girl twice out would pop
krmps s jeevatma to scold him or to hijack him at the
slightest excuse. In fact heresy has it he was once ogling at
a playboy calendar pasted in the loo and krmps reached
there as well and pinched his buttostensibly to wish him
new pinch for new jeans.
The self styled bhabhis fared even worse than BC they had
to bear the cross of saut. This entitles the recipient to the
following freebies
1) Youll be harassed by everyone in KKK
2) Youll be awarded several upadhis a.ka saut, cheap,
slut etal

3) Obviously cause BC has ever been interested in you ,

you have to be a no good no brain bimbette( why ? Is
it because he is a duffer and doesnt know any better)
4) Plays will be written about you and lectures given by
princi till ( whichever happens first) BC gets married or
the fuzz steps in in response to a harassment
complaint
Tab tak yeh Fevicol ka jor hai tootega nahi.
Zindagi main asli maaza chahiye to bin bihayi saas bhi
utpaan kar ke dekho..karvachauth to har koi rakh leta hai

Without water sharing agreement india and china will end

up fighting over waters like two ladies fighting over a
guy.each claiming the other is illegitimate (dam builder)
.we could also have saas in the frays a.k.a US and Russia